#WWP: Parker

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Pommes, terre optional.

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Hey, Plantblr, what do wild strawberries like?

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Communeurodivergence: Collectivize the cognitive load!

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This is why it's so great being the Weird Friend. When someone asks me that (and I'm on my game), I can say things like "preparing for the cephalopod invasion" or "trying to find the best velociraptor repellent" or "testing designs for my drug lab."

If you're really good at it, they won't ask follow-up questions, because they'll be wary of being taken down a surrealist rabbit hole as you explain exactly what you mean.

there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing

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“Overstimulated” and “understimulated” are very important emotional responses that almost nobody is taught to recognize.

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The worst thing about being a newbie witch is that all your questions come in two varieties:

1. A million conflicting answers at every turn, none of them apparently better than any other. (How do I start doing magic?)

2. Absolutely nobody has ever answered this before in public. (How do I stop?)

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By Workers World Los Angeles bureau

John Parker said, in part, after his arrest: “Officials working at the Metropolitan Detention Center, the LAPD and whatever government entity was advising these forces, seemed unprepared for the level of militance by activists and their organizations on the day that facility was essentially shut down by midafternoon. … The participants of this demonstration were determined to block all three of the entrances into the Detention Center, in spite of the shoving, even if it meant arrests.

“We decided it was time to do something that would stop traffic permanently and force an arrest. So, we simply sat down in front of the driveway. They then amassed about 17 LAPD cops, cops with bean bag guns, then more cops on horseback to be used to surround and intimidate us — still we didn’t move!”

This action truly demonstrated the movement chant, “When we fight, we win.” Righteous people’s resistance shut down one of the state’s detention centers in Los Angeles for almost an entire day.

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I don't feel comfortable repeating how Wendy's old order system used to abbreviate "spicy chicken." (Hint: It was four letters.)

honestly like i get the poly(nesian) vs poly(amorous) thing, and n(on)b(lack) vs n(on)b(inary), and i’ll change to polyam or ply or enby if asked to avoid confusion, but i also need yall to know that like…its okay for one abbreviation to have multiple meanings. theres only 26 letters and we can reuse some of them, no one is “stealing” anything.

Animal Crossing did not attack Air Conditioners.

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Eliot Spencer shot, oh no!

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2hvJsik

by Purple_Scorpi0

Hi! I'm new here and this is my first Fanfic story woot!

So...Eliot and Hardison are doing their thing, but men with guns find them, and Eliot gets shot. Honestly this is just self-serving whump because I like when Eliot bleeds, as long as he has someone to take care of him. Also, this is the extent of my medical knowledge, gleaned from internet sources, so any mistakes are mine.

I don't own the Leverage characters or series or anything, I just like to hurt them a little bit. As of now this is it, but it could be continued, perhaps if a wild comment or two pops up?

Words: 3664, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Leverage

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Gen

Characters: Eliot Spencer, Nate, Parker, Hardison, Sophie

Relationships: Alec Hardison/Parker, Eliot/oc

Additional Tags: Whump, Hurt!Eliot, Hurt/Comfort, collapse, WWP, original character/self-insert kinda, Whump Without Plot, might get a plot, LATER, no promises

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2hvJsik

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Anyone know how to properly tell whoever’s in charge of summer weather that that’s real cute but they can fuck all the way off now? @systlin?

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TMA is Star Trek backstory, I don’t make the rules.

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I don’t have moods I have Icon for Hire songs

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Okay but this is the funniest fucking thing on Wikipedia

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Everyone else in the world seems to be doing all right Yeah I’m “all right” for tonight Can we let that be all right? Pick up the battle again In the morning light?