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#roommate send me your half for the Facebook marketplace couch pls#its a wonderful couch#great fucking deal on it#very cute#reclining brown leather couch for 400 bucks!!!! wow!!!!#few scratches on it from the last ppl but
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Dana’s last ‘fuck you’ to Disney
He/they collector
Genderqueer/bi-gender papa king
TWO girlfriend kisses
Onscreen mlm kiss
Implied aladarius
a happy ending to the bi/enby couple
A happy ending to the aro/ace character
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Death to the white Christian puritain
#Toh spoilers#the owl house spoilers#the owl house#watching and dreaming#Lumity#plus the sideline str8 relationship in favor of the gay ones!#i love huntlow but that was so great to see#raeda#clawthorne family#Willow park#Lilith clawthorne#Aladarius#papa king#10k#1k#5k#50k#edit: GUYS I KNOW HUNTLOW ISNT STRAIGHT THIS WAS BEFORE THAT INFORMATION WAS RELEASED#guys this post is fucking reblog bait it’s not that big of a deal calm tf down
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Maaaaan, that was close...
#persona 5#p5#p5 fanart#phantom thieves#my art#holding atlus by the neck LISTEN. you cant make your character's whole deal the fact that he's a survivor of abuse and then use him as a#as a literal punching bag as a joke. you cant. the joke doesnt fucking land and i WILL kill you.#anyway everyone should've rushed to hug ryuji in absolute relief when they saw him and then thank him for what he did#and congratulate him on his great running cause he's been working so SO hard to get back to that point and he deserves the praise
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In my discord server this has been discussed extensively ever since the day of the stream and we've continuously talked abt how fucked up it was that there was never any statement made, they way the crew and fans alike treated a certain person, and how it was just swept under the rug and the group most hurt was trampled on and harassed out of the server.. I and others have unfollowed and unsubbed but I realize now that isn't enough. It seems like no one cares enough to actually read this letter. So please do that now, and share. And THINK about it.
It realy seems like no actual apology is going to be made which is soo disgusting and sad. I was subbed to multiple members for multiple years, and i met my very best friends because of them. It's unfortunate that they can't be grown up enough to handle this situation properly. I haven't said anythin in the wrtv server because I'm really not at all articulate, and my friends have already eloquently stated everything that needed to be said. Just know I support the four brave people who wrote this, and I respect and love everyone of you who actually stood up for them and acknowledged how poorly it was handled and how disingenuous and dismissive they continue to act about it.
#rtvs#to all the mods who treated it like a joke a sincere “get fucked”#to mike whom i used to have a great deal of respect for. i hope you realize how shitty that comment was and apologize for it.#to wayne and mira please get over yourselves and realize not everything is about you.#it wasnt a fucking attack it was so genuine and coming from a place of love and understanding#jesus christ#anyway there's a place in my server for anyone who wants or needs it
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istg if i hear one more person say to me that i "will when i'm older" in response to me saying i do not want children, will be ON SIGHT.
#aromantic#asexual#arospec#acespec#aroace#aromantism#asexuality#no grandma you ain't getting great-grandkids from me#fucking deal with it#siren-serotonin
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Prompt 74
When a new black-haired blue-eyed person appeared in the manor, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that Bruce’s adoption problem had struck again. So color many a batkid surprised that no, this kid isn’t a new sibling, no he didn’t get grabbed from the street, and actually he’s here for Alfred. Apparently Alfred never found it important to mentioned that he has a husband- that the kid kind of implies isn’t human what with the casual way he says he himself is half human- and that this kid is apparently their child. For once it’s Bruce’s turn to come home to a surprise sibling.
Danny on the other hand just learned that his Clockpa has a semi-mortal partner who has offered to take him in, (in another dimension even! And there’s aliens!!) while the ancient takes care of some stuff at home. And yeah it’s in a rich-manor but Sam has proved that not all rich people are evil, and based off of Mr Pennyworth’s stories the Waynes weren’t bad either. Though based off of the others’ reactions perhaps he should wait to mention that there wasn’t one new family member but three…
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#clockworth#Clockwork is taking care of the GIW#they crossed the line when they took his kids#fuck the observants telling him not interfere- he's going to channel some Kronos and eat some people#hey if they want a mindless and dangerous ghost they can deal with the one behind tales of a world serpent#Alfred is honestly pleased to hear from his partner and to meet their children#Reminds him of when he first met Clockwork and they took down a government branch#lovely times#would do the date again#Danny is in awe about food that doesn't fight back and tastes good#Alfred is also great! He teaches him proper gun safety and makes sure he gets a proper amount of sleep and its great#honestly he can't wait for Ellie to get to this world but she really wanted to finish exploring the mariana trench first#And Jordan is apparently helping Clockpa with something for the last bit of his probation#Jazz is just happy for him but sad she couldn't come#but she has college that she worked really hard for so he gets it#the batfam are so confused and concerned
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Rather than going to a chiropractor, you could just have a bath or get a massage.
The medical benefits are basically the same and you're not giving money to a charlatan practicing a discipline invented by a guy who says ghosts told him about it.
Look man, our doctor was the one who recommended it for my beloved’s low back pain and I’ll be honest, I trust her opinion more than yours.
Just because the guy who invented corn flakes was crazy that doesn’t stop me from enjoying a bowl of cereal.
#ask ffs#my beloved sees improvement and it’s covered by insurance where massage is not#don’t get me wrong that guy was fucking nuts#and I know there’s crappy chiropractors out there that do more harm than good#but the same could be said of any medical profession and we trust our doctor a great deal
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This isnt really an ask this is just me holding out my empty plate to you
More Grujaja stuff please!!!!! very yummers!!!! :D /noforce
Great news, i have a bit of unposted doodles of Grujaja cuz like i mention in other posts every time i draw smthn sad w him I cope by drawing cute or silly images. (and one other sad one oops)
the rest of the doodles are for my silly hc (honestly borderlining au at this point w the amount of images i've made for it lol) that caused this whole mess, those under the cut for the sanity of the people. [thumbs up]
Grujaja making Hector die from stress right before he tries to ascend to godhood.
bonus Capo trying and failing to pretend like he doesn't care as well. if you even cares. /silly
#great god grove#ggg spoilers#bizzyboy gr#ggg grujaja#ggg patty#bizzyboy p#i love how patty is 1 crumb big compared to grujaja. thats his friend thats also his teddy bear#ggg hector#ggg capochin#<- these two unda the cut lol#i hate the crying gruja doodle but i recognize someone might like it so it stays#on god the stupid hc stuff is straight up named “Groves worst babysitters” in my sorting files#The image of grujaja climbing onto hector haunted me so badly you have no idea. i just think drainfolk r like that and like climbing things#these two suck at being responsible in many ways and yet end up the closest thing my grujaja has to family besides the other bizzyboys#which is why the poor guy deals with so much bullshit#“closest thing to family i have are the two incredibly fucked up ex-leaders of the bizzyboys and then also the bizzyboys themselves”#absolutely hopeless setup for this guy to end up a well adjusted individual post game#and why the one comic w him and capo was so evil for me to make w me faceplanting the desk#he's trying so hard though. he's trying.#once again apologies for being insane#hope this appeases u
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Joe on not only Ja'Marr's contract situation, but probably Tee and Trey's as well (oh and also there's dodgeball).
#like again. prompted about ja'marr. and did a great job talking about him and how he deserves a big deal#and then unprompted ALSO OTHER GUYS TOO THEY STEPPED UP THEY HAVE TO BE PAID TOO!!!#he saw duke's comments yesterday and was like 'i think the fuck not!!'#as kia said - he said pay my friends enough to make them happy or i kms <3#joe burrow#cincinnati bengals#ja'marr chase#tee higgins#trey hendrickson#tagging them because obviously those are who he means#also lol beat reporter james clearly recording his tv here#i think you can hear his baby daughter in the background#but it's all i've got right now!!#(the absolute lack of any dodgeball commentary is killing me lol)
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Caduceus: my parents had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later. But once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice. Be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. And then destroy them
The Nein:
Beau: Cad, what the FUCK
#I’m taking a great deal of pleasure making Cad say the most unhinged shit#follows by Beau saying#cad what the fuck#the mighty nein#critical role#incorrect quotes#beauregard lionett#caduceus clay#the mighty queue
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what if the idea of having to interact with serena again after everything that happened made dean wanna rip his face off so bad that he invented a stupid disguise scenario that accidentally got classic stupid alter-ego complications. but this time in a transgenderly way.
are you on board with this hashtag girlcringe.
#i like to imagine that it takes a great deal of bullshittery and shenanigans for this egg to crack.#some grade A stupid shit i have cooked up here. bon appetit#kimmy is winning the dgaf wars btw. i invented her to not give a fuck i think thats pretty cool#dawn venture#i thought it would be funny if proto-dawn was a blonde. bc of what she said abt hank's hair that one time.#vbros#<-but my god is this so divorced from anything that even looks like a canon character lmaooo srry#idk i have a pile of weird vbros sideplot ideas in a memo i'm trying to draw some of them
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imagine spending 33 years without bones and suddenly you're put into the body of a 50-something year-old man
look. hector fucked up big time but i don't think i'd wish that kind of shit on my worst enemy 😭
#he tries to to curl up like he used to and gets stuck until one of the bizzyboys or godpoke finds him and he's like#'heyyyy so i forgot i have bones again...'#like yeah okay he could do that in his 20s but my man is like 58 now or smth bro's back can NOT bend like that especially after 33 years of#not using it#this is just really funny to me but also like. man that's gotta be a big thing to adjust to#like yeah he was human before. but now he's an older human with mortal feelings#i cant even begin to imagine how overwhelming that would be. liek. 33 years. 33 fucking years you're a worm made of hands.#and now you're a 58 year-old man with bones.#i can barely deal with my own back pain on some days and im fuckjng 17 imagine this guy dude 😭#miles rambles#great god grove#great god grove spoilers#ggg spoilers#ggg hector#inspekta#ggg inspekta
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anyways . silly thing
#gravity falls#stanford pines#stanley pines#lg doodles#animatic#i want it done.get out of here u stupid dog#ITS CHEESY.IM SORRY ! IMSORRY <embarrassed .truly#but i think. a gf revival would not be complete w/o me trying my hand at a shitty animatic. this 1 is for me dwg#as annoying as the whole process was it was kind of fun ngl. . like ive never been good at keeping a consistent style or chara model#and this was rly good practice for that .. i think looking at it now its like. no its crazxy its insane bc i dont ever want to do it again#at least in the immediate future but watching it back im like ok well.icouldve at least done that better. or tried to loosen up my vp and#made it feel less flat . <thats the devil talking & trying to get u back in on it.thats what i mean liike its fun but its evil and tiring#also im so creatively burnt out ik i couldve done so many fun ciphord gore things but i ug a 'shrug' pff 'shrug' i ?. yk#if only i didnt have the disposition to want to finish everything in one sitting. i think thats why i like static illustration#more bc u get more like. topical variety in a shorter amt of time u feel. anyways i remember hearing this song 4 the first time and in#my need to apply everything ever to my hyperfix i was like omg crop circles soo stanford lol. omg a deal he made when he was young.. & no#it doesnt feel so great does it .. (ciphordd)..then the eyes & fate i was alr convinced but when it got 2 the stanley part ab the taking hi#fathers brothers name i was like ok well fuck filbrick 1 . but rewritten for canon events anyways HELLO???????? AND U WILL DIE THE SAMEE?#much cooler version is still stuck in my head but i hope that u can get the same rudimentary vision i have
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the idea this game posits that just as much as or even more so than lucanis is having a demon problem, spite is currently having a lucanis problem. is everything to me. spite voice bitch you live like this???
#'rook. talk to him >:('#<- both people in this ongoing one person family therapy session. thank god my rook is a watcher I think they might get it#dragon age#dragon age: the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#lucanis dellamorte#spite#it's a good metaphor for trauma AND it's excellent da spirit lore building on a lot of things already established#and also. frequently hysterically funny. mary kirby has such a knack for Thematic Depth sneaking through#she did it with varric and storytelling and here she is again 'what like it's hard' style. god fuck EA so much#having to admit that the thing happened and was not in his control and that he's different now and can't go back is harder to deal with#than the actual ways he's different now when engaged with honestly. I mean. yeah. yeah. trauma breaks and rearranges a self#and no one goes 'great love this I'd like some more' right after that#add all the cultural fear and shame around demon possession in andrastian thedas and I would not be doing well either haha#but also. poor spite in the middle of all that being like physical reality is already so weird but I really don't want this to be happening
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What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.
#wheres that one comic where abe gets into a mission and has to tear down a monster with an axe#then at the end when hellboy appears and sees abe going ham while covered in blood. he's like ''oh hey abe. good job you're doing there''#hellboy was not even worried for a second. he trusts abe to handle things on his own#they both trust each other to do their job but they also know when they can handle a fight on their own and will help if needed.#their trust and bond with each other is so implicit but speaks volumes. they dont need to say anything. they just know#we talk so much about hellboy being like. an alright guy and a whole lot kinder than the world treats him. and that's right#but it really does make Abe look fucking batshit wild in comparison because of it#the entirety of the abe sapien comics is that the guy is on his hinges and the only thing keeping him sane before was his job (which is#debatable.) and the bprd. mostly hellboy and liz and kate and roger. johan and ben are a weird case but he does kinda care about them#i love abe btw. he's such an interesting critter. absolutely crazy maniac of a guy.#tbf i dont blame him considering his backstory. if i went through some of the shit he did; i would not be sane either#also. the moments post hellboy's death in the comics where abe is trying to deal with his passing but never directly says anything about it#until he was confronted by hellboy in his dream. thats the cool bit yknow. we dont need to be told Abe was grieving about hellboy#we just knew he wasn't handling it well. using present tense when talking about hellboy to other people. avoiding saying his name.#its great stuff#the fire burns#hellboy#hellboy comics#abe sapien
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For some reason whenever I start thinking about post canon Rookanis, I keep thinking about Crimson Peak and I think that's because there's some huge potential for major Gothic Horror going on here. One of the enduring traits of gothic fiction is that there's something wrong with the house (the supernatural element essentially, hauntings, ghosts, etc) because there's something wrong with the family and boy is there a whole hell of a lot wrong with the Dellamortes.
Rook makes for a fitting gothic heroine naively joining this really fucked up family and culture because every Rook other then a de Riva really doesn't know much about how the Crows really operate and has gotten a very skewed view into their world dealing with Teia and Viago acting as patriotic freedom fighter, and no Rook would really know the full extent of Lucanis' very messed up family dynamics because that man does not talk about his trauma, so Rook is walking into a nightmare blind. And that's just the political and family drama, imagine how much more interesting it could get with an element of the supernatural because magic, ghosts, and hauntings are all a thing in dragon age.
The Veil usually gets really thin in places where a lot of blood has been spilled and how many people do you think have died in the ancestral home of a house of assassins? How many members of the Dellamortes do you think died inside there as a result of Crow infighting and in particular Caterina's bid to remain First Talon? How much pain and suffering mark its halls from the generational trauma of the systematic physical, psychological, and emotional abuse required to turn children into trained killers? If there was anywhere perfectly primed for a haunting, its Villa Dellamorte.
And wouldn't an upset and angry spirit seeing how miserable this terrible place is making its two favorite people be a perfect way to stir up the ghosts haunting the halls? I just think it would be fun for Spite being the unwitting source of all the supernatural problems because he's so pissed about Lucanis and Rook continuing to make themselves miserable by trying to make living in Villa Dellamorte work and accidentally bringing the literal ghosts of Dellamorte past to life
Anyways, I want to make a Caterina to face all that she lost holding onto a title that is going to end up dying with her because Lucanis was never going to be who she wanted him to be and made Illario so like her he ruined any chance he had to take her place as First Talon. I want Caterina to reckon with the literal ghosts of her past and realize everything she did was meaningless in the end. That she lost and ruined her family for nothing and all she has left are two broken boys that she destroyed herself and a crumbling, dying House.
I definitely want Lucanis to break the cycle of generational trauma and leave but I can't decide what to do with Illario because I do think that the guy deserves a win and should get a happy or at least bittersweet ending but the idea of Caterina being stuck with the disgraced grandson she ignored and will never be able to properly hold onto the title she fought so hard for and sacrificed so much for because he tried to make himself too much like her could also be really interesting because Illario mirrors Caterina enough that he might just remain stuck in the familial trauma cycle with her
#i'm imagining this all with my watcher rook in specific who is not at all freaked out about the actual ghosts and haunting#but is focused way more on unraveling the why of what's going on to put it to rest bc thats her job#and then uncovering in parallel exactly how fucked up lucanis and illario's childhoods were and starting to get why they're Like That#and all this is on top of dealing with caterina as the grandmother in law from hell and she hasn't even married lucanis yet#which is another whole Thing bc its like Caterina can't decide whether Rook is totally unsuitable for Lucanis#OR she's badgering them about getting married and giving her great grandbabies to carry on the dellamorte name#jokes on Caterina though because if rookanis has any kids they're going to be Ingellvars and so is Lucanis bc he's taking his wife's name#probably going to make another post on this about my rook in specific bc these tumblr posts are really helping me sort out my fic ideas#rook#lucanis dellamorte#caterina dellamorte#illario dellamorte#rookanis#dragon age#dragon age veilguard#datv#the first gothic novel was italian so doing a gothic style story in fantasy italy seems really fitting too
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