#great fucking deal on it

[robyrambles]

[egophiliac]

once again, don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

(eventually I will get back to being less scribbly, whoops)

[thebreadmantm]

Georgie my beloved ✨

(Plus the admiral)

[serpentface]

It's peak springtime and everything's in bloom and nothing bad is ever going to happen again. Lets day-drink senseless in the bushes.

[srapsodia]

Maaaaan, that was close...

[marzipanandminutiae]

I don't go here but uh

me: oh no so all the Black Widows had ovary-removing hysterectomies? are they on HRT, since they need to be conventionally attractive, conventionally feminine women and there's a risk of hormone changes compromising that? they also have increased danger of bone density loss, mood swings, pelvic organ prolapse, sexual dysfunction...you're going to get into that right? because I fully believe that a secret Soviet assassin factory would do involuntary, unnecessary hysterectomies, but they'd also want their Sexy Assassins at peak Sexy Assassin performance. and even the women who've gotten out probably don't want to deal with those symptoms if they come up. so are we going to see Natasha taking estrogen, or...?

Marvel: no, they just can't :( have babies :( and by the way they sometimes think they're monsters because of that :( but that's all a hysterectomy does and we would know because we are very smart cis men!!!!

[siren-serotonin]

istg if i hear one more person say to me that i "will when i'm older" in response to me saying i do not want children, will be ON SIGHT.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 74

When a new black-haired blue-eyed person appeared in the manor, one could easily be forgiven for thinking that Bruce’s adoption problem had struck again. So color many a batkid surprised that no, this kid isn’t a new sibling, no he didn’t get grabbed from the street, and actually he’s here for Alfred. Apparently Alfred never found it important to mentioned that he has a husband- that the kid kind of implies isn’t human what with the casual way he says he himself is half human- and that this kid is apparently their child. For once it’s Bruce’s turn to come home to a surprise sibling. 

Danny on the other hand just learned that his Clockpa has a semi-mortal partner who has offered to take him in, (in another dimension even! And there’s aliens!!) while the ancient takes care of some stuff at home. And yeah it’s in a rich-manor but Sam has proved that not all rich people are evil, and based off of Mr Pennyworth’s stories the Waynes weren’t bad either. Though based off of the others’ reactions perhaps he should wait to mention that there wasn’t one new family member but three��

[skeletonenthusiass]

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[foldingfittedsheets]

Rather than going to a chiropractor, you could just have a bath or get a massage.

The medical benefits are basically the same and you're not giving money to a charlatan practicing a discipline invented by a guy who says ghosts told him about it.

Look man, our doctor was the one who recommended it for my beloved’s low back pain and I’ll be honest, I trust her opinion more than yours.

Just because the guy who invented corn flakes was crazy that doesn’t stop me from enjoying a bowl of cereal.

[cementcornfield]

Joe on not only Ja'Marr's contract situation, but probably Tee and Trey's as well (oh and also there's dodgeball).

[incorrect-mighty-nein]

Caduceus: my parents had taught me to be nice first, because you can always be mean later. But once you’ve been mean to someone, they won’t believe the nice anymore. So be nice. Be nice, until it’s time to stop being nice. And then destroy them

The Nein:

Beau: Cad, what the FUCK

[epicfirestormer]

What I love about Hellboy and Abe Sapien's dynamic in the comics is that, if you came into this blind, you'd expect Abe to be the voice of reason or the straight man to Hellboy's impulsive and hotheaded personality. But no, Abe is more often than not the crazy one. Hellboy would deal with fighting evil monsters and bad guys by just sighing and getting it over with, while Abe is going rabid over tearing the creature apart when he does get into a fight. Hellboy acts like it's a 9-to-5 job and will reasonably talk things out with a guy that had nearly killed him before, Abe acts like a madman in a slaughter house and his first instinct is to shoot first kill second and ask third. They're both insane, but on completely different levels.

[technovillain]

what if the idea of having to interact with serena again after everything that happened made dean wanna rip his face off so bad that he invented a stupid disguise scenario that accidentally got classic stupid alter-ego complications. but this time in a transgenderly way.

are you on board with this hashtag girlcringe.

[helleboretea]

I think my fav headcanon (or au or whatever) for the pitt is trans Frank (ftm) whose pain comes from endo and pcos (mainly causing lower back and hip pain) but he isn’t ready/doesn’t feel safe coming out yet.

[ckret2]

you can't just describe my parents as your headcanons for Dipper and Mabel's parents wtf

i choose to believe this means your dad has worked with the Eldritch Coding Language.