#grandpa rome

[gilbertfortnite]

[frog-frussy]

When Italy/Romano annoy each other so they gotta tell on the other! >:T

I suppose these would be called edits right?? Lol- I make memes now ig???

[moonyl00ny]

I was in the mood of re-drawing all my old art from 2012.

Back then I used to do the lineart with pencils and then adding digital color, now I execute everything in traditional or completely in digital.

About the subject: I will never stop loving these three together. The original title I gave to this fanart was 'Familia Mea" wich is basically "my family" in latin. You know us italians, family is everything!

[forkbirtuna]

hey vro… saw on the region ur taking reqs…. Can you draw rome plz 🥰

Here he is!! I've actually never drawn him before so hopefully I made him justice :D

[dark-and-kinky-hetalia-scenarios]

Hello :) Could you write a scenario for a mochi reader x mochi 1p Ancient Rome in which Ancient Rome tries to woo the reader by applying Ovid's dating tips from his Ars Amatoria, the reader thinking Ancient Rome's approaches are silly but he finally wins them over because they're so knowledgeable of the classics?

And can you go nsfw when the mochis get steamy and smush together and fuse into a single mochi, and give a headcanon as to what happens as their consciousnesses merge into one?

Thankss :**

Why must you torture me with this kind of ask?

The politeness in the ask is greatly appreciated tho

This is going to be shit btw because I really don't wanna do it but here you go

If anyone gets horny from this I will die of terror, please don't okay, I'm not trying to make it hot, I'm just trying to survive

Okay so a little background knowledge before we start

Ancient Rome is like 50 years old body wise and has the mind of a 20 year old, so his mochi form is a little bit weird, not like old old looking but mature looking, a very strong mate for any lonely mochi

Also have I mentioned that I hate you for making me look up Ovid outside of university?

Okay I don't, but Ovid is a dick

This takes place in Ancient Rome times because I do not want to deal with Ovids fucked up ideas in the modern world!

I know that it isn't logical but that's what I'm going with

There is going to be a weird sex scene, don't like mochi sex then please don't read it, I already feel weird enough writing it

If you only want the sfw part then scroll down until you find the second pair of ---- line

Have fun

Also I respect that you requested this off anon, but like wow that's wild

POV what POV????? It's everyone's point of view because I hate myself

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It was a hot day in the ancient Roman capital, Mochi Rome was doing his best trying to get his owner to help him with a specialised mochi bath. It was one of Ovid's most important teachings, keeping good hygiene.

Rome had read the Ars Amatoria out loud for this dear mochi pet, and Mochi Rome was determined to sway you with his new found dating and literary knowledge, because his normal approach had not worked, which frustrated him beyond measure. You were simply too cute to be without a mate.

Luckily Rome was already ready with a Mochi bath and mochi Rome became very clean

Mochi Rome was anxious for his owner to bring him to the play area where his and your owner had arranged a play date for the two of you

Mochi Rome had a plan though on how to seduce you, it involved a theatre, well a home made one with sticks but that had to be close enough. He just needed to convince his owner to go earlier. A feat in itself since Rome was not good at showing up on time anywhere

So mochi Rome was going to start very early with bugging his owner into actually taking them both to the meeting place

He jumped around, made mochi noises as loud as he could, nibbled on Rome's fingers, overall he went nuts. it took a while but eventually Rome got the hint and brought him to the area with his sticks

Mochi Rome spent an hour preparing the stick theatre and was very proud of the result

In reality it was wobbly and did not even resemble a theatre. It was a pile of sticks.

Mochi Rome also decided to make a circus with sticks, actually everything was made with sticks

He was very proud of himself.

Rome thought his mochi was acting very odd recently, but did not pay much notice to it.

Finally mochi you and your owner arrived, (y/n) put down mochi you and walked over to Rome to let the two mochis have their play time

Mochi (y/n) went over to mochi Rome and greeted him happily. Then your mochi eyes caught sight of the theatre, the Circus and all the other whack things he built out of sticks, and built terribly as well.

Mochi you laughed at him because you thought it was silly and you were jumping away to do something else.

Mochi Rome however did not let this deter him from winning you over

He followed you and started reciting the Ars Amatoria. You looked at him, positively surprised he could remember anything from that very interesting book. Your human had also read it to you. Of course it was a silly book, but it was still cute he thought he could use it to woo you. Okay it was really cute, you looked at him and winked. Thus began the chase around. Mochi Rome ended up catching you.

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Nsfw starts here, be warned it's just uh, it's weird okay, I don't like it either

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Mochi Rome caught up to you and started nibbling on you, it was very nice and you made happy mochi noises, which soon turned to horny mochi noises.

You rubbed up against mochi Rome to excite him, and yourself.

Mochi Rome started to get very excited and he nibbled more intensely on you to make you show your entrance. Not after long he succeeded and he pushed his mochi appendage into your entrance. He started to hop back and forth to make friction. It felt very nice for you and opened up more for him

Mochi Rome made rather loud happy mochi noises. Surprisingly none of the humans heard it.

As you were both getting close your mochi flesh started to move oddly and you started to absorb each other. You both welcomed this, this meant your were true mochi mates. It was meant to be!

Mochi you and Mochi Rome became one mochi, of bigger size and with a mix of your features.

You were happy and so was he.

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Sfw again

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Rome and your human self were too busy talking to notice what was going on with the mochis, it wasn't until Rome out of the corner of his eye saw that there was only one mochi that did not look familiar that he snapped out of the conversation he was having with the very attractive human.

Shit

That was not a good outcome for two dotting mochi owners, your mochis had become one, not something that happened at a normal rate.

(y/n) looked over to see what Rome was staring at and when they realised what was going on they looked horrified. Not a good way to get to know you more personally and up close. He should've known his mochi would fall for the mochi of the human who was the target of his affection.

Rome got cockblocked by his own mochi, and now neither of you had your own mochi.

You looked at him for an awkward amount of time before finally speaking

"uhm... Can this be undone or?"

"... Not by anyone but them"

More awkward silence.

Or maybe it didn't have to be bad

"well one of us can't just take the mochi, they'll be sad regardless of who has it, it'll miss the other owner"

"....what are you suggesting?"

"well the house next to mine is empty, you could move in there and we could share a garden and have that as it's home and then it can be close to us both!"

You looked at the cheerful older man who had definitely been trying to seduce you for a while now. You were certain now, he was an idiot.

"... Fine, temporarily"

"Of course!"

This was like going to the theatre and watching a drama that was poorly written, but it seemed you had no other choice, for now at least.

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The end. I am not continuing this.

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I hate myself for writing the worst scenario ever, I don't know what's going on, I'm too sick for this, anyways that was your cursed request and now I re-evaluate my life choices

Have a cursed day.

This is definitely my curse

Fucking Tumblr wouldn't let me edit this shit on the app, I hate this fucking place

All I have left to say is this:

fy fy skamme skamme

[bitchapalooza]

I’m having so much thoughts about Grandpa Rome seeing Romano post transition. Like last time he saw Romano he was a little girl. His temperamental granddaughter he called princess and gifted all the pretty things to. And your telling him this tall stubbly chinned grouchy asshole of a guy is her? Okay. Whatever.

I just see Rome as so accepting about it right off the bat. Like yeah he IS confused about it, he will ask those uncomfortable questions, but he’s not pissed off and interrogating Romano, he’s literally just trying to understand, he’s not meaning to be insensitive. Like for as much as I see Rome as an asshole and an awful guardian, at least I think he’d be the most tolerant of queer shit even when he doesn’t get it.

You better bet your fucking ass Romano is gonna cry because he was so fucking scared to show himself to his grandfather thinking he was gonna violently disapprove just like many others have done in his life, only for him to literally say whatever and hug him. Like. C’mon. Of course your beloved grandpa Rome is gonna love and accept you! You’re his grandson! And he’s definitely not playing favorites with his grandchildren vs his actual children!

[greengreekeyes25]

Mama Greece, Grandpa Rome anda little Greece with a cat♥️

Nice week!

[flipyeahaudge]

my friend, in the year of our lord 2023, looked me in the eyes and said Rome from Hetalia is babygirl

[the-hipster-nugget]

Are they trans, or does grandpa Rome just have bad memory?

[sami-foxxe-gifs-and-screenshots]

[redbayly]

Ancient Rome belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. My human name for him is Gaius Valerius Romanus. OCs from my Hetalia fic "World Histories Collection": www.fanfiction.net/s/13451091/… Latium (Human name: Lavinia Valeria Silva): Ancient Rome's mother. She was a highly-respected kingdom of ancient Italy, but her son was often treated with contempt and disdain by other Italic peoples when he was a child. 

Etruria (Human name: Tarchon): Ancient Rome's father. He and Latium had a fling that resulted in Rome, but Etruria, himself, never acknowledged Rome as his son. Sabine (Human name: Clodia Aemilia Sabina): Rome's wife. He abducted her when she and her people visited his city for a festival. Despite basically being forced into marrying him, Sabine has grown to love her husband and his constant infidelity causes her a lot of pain. She is the daughter of Umbria and Osca, neither of whom like Rome. Sabine and Rome had three children together, the three original Romulean tribes. Ramnes (Human name: Lucius Valerius Romanillus): The first of the three Romulean tribes, comprised of the Latins. He eventually came to represent the Western Roman Empire after it was split. He is the father of many Italian city-states, as well as both Northern and Southern Italy. He was always Rome's favorite child, though the two of them did have a major fight when Rome hooked up with Ancient Egypt. He was married twice; first to Magna Graecia, whom he divorced, and later to Adriatic Veneti. He was killed during one of the sackings of Rome. Tities (Human name: Titus Valerius Sabinus): The second of the Romulean tribes, representing the Sabine population in Rome. Due to how the Sabines became largely integrated with the general Roman populace, he struggled to find a new group to attach his existence to. Ultimately, his lack of identity and his resentment of his older brother led Tities and Ramnes to lead rival factions in every Roman civil war until the assassination of Julius Caesar. Tities was one of the assassins and died shortly after Brutus and Cassius were defeated. Luceres (Human name: Gaia Valeria Lasa): The third Romulean tribe, she initially represented the Etruscans in Rome (possibly, it is unclear). Like Tities, her people largely blended into the Roman populace, but she was able to last by attaching her identity to the Vestal Virgins. Due to being a nation, and unable to die, she would substitute herself for any Vestals falsely accused of sexual immorality and be buried alive in their place; she would then dig herself out and return to the temple. She eventually faded away after the College of Vestals was dissolved in the 380s.

[castiej]

getting asked how often I think about the Roman Empire as if I wasn't a h*talia fan when I was younger

[blorbos-binted]

he would not even need to be drunk to skinny dip but def france

Things I Want From A Normal Hetalia Beach Episode

All of Northern Europe either needs to be sunburnt within five minutes, like lobsters. OR covered in comedic amounts of sunscreen.

On the other end of the spectrum for Europe all of the Mediterranean are perfectly tan in like five minutes. Witchcraft.

Australia and America get to be surfer boy stereotypes for the whole episode, as a treat.

Japan would probably show up in regular clothes (like shorts and a t-shirt) and sit under an umbrella with a book until he gets picked up and thrown in the water.

He loses a shoe and his glasses :(

some landlocked country ignores the "Riptide warning" flag and promptly almost drowns. idiot.

At the end of the episode they're packing up and someone just is like "Hey were is so-and-so?" and they're a speck in the water flailing; no one notices them.

(I think it'd be funny if it was Switzerland but idk)

Remember that time in canon when Canada got high and declared himself King of the Banana Boat? That happens.

Volleyball Tournament. They play all day legit team elimination the final game almost starts another world war.

Some nations show up with the whole nine yards and others are like "I brought my swimsuit and this almost empty tube of sunscreen"

I will take votes on who is the first to get drunk and try skinny dipping in the ocean

Feel free to add to this, this was just the stuff I could think of

(Grandpa Rome does still show up, Austria does still play the piano on the beach I don't make the rules man :\)

[arcmustdie]

[renonv]

Old art dump part 2, ft. Rome, Roma, and Seb.

This was May

Vs.

July

He still loves to carry his grandson ❤️

[bitchapalooza]

Not to Hetalia post when I haven’t consumed the media in a while, but I think the whole dicks being a good luck charm historically should be an important character trait for Grandpa Rome because being a dick does define like half his personality anyway