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*if it changes every time or something, just go with your immediate instinct

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Bluebeard by Marjolaine Roller

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Some 2023 illustrations. I was trying to make a collection 👀

Large Family 🕸️

Mother, the one and only 💜

Safest place on Earth 🐊

Over my dead body 🔥

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santa deniers on science-mas eve hearing charles darwin evolving down the chimney

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every time I talk about my mineral collection my boyfriend reminds me of the time he was helping me move and he made the suitcase full of rocks joke when he was unknowingly lugging around my literal actual suitcase full of rocks

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if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

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"The strongest Sorcerer in history versus the strongest Sorcerer of today." Footage courtesy of this video

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fog of war in the grocery store

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god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

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at the club developing transatlantic accents

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The everest chronicles

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This website is a fucking parody of itself

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Seeing tweets about Blake lively's lawsuit on Twitter and people are like "guys of course she's a total bitch but she can still get abused" and it's like why do you still feel the need to call her a bitch haven't we learned anything

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High Fashion SpongeBob by WISDOM KAYE (2023)

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the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

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SUPERMAN (2025) dir. James Gunn