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Happy Grandparents Day
#kodotsura#the kind devil#nokishita's grandpa#watabe's grandpa#grandpa pudding#foo's grandma#happy grandparents day#happy grandparents day 2024
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Grumpy ass old man like chill tf out
#pizza tower#evil peppino#The Cryptid's Drawings#didnt feel like drawing his pizza cutter hand so you get half body#damn eat yo pudding grandpa- tf you lookin so angy for
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I haven't been able to bake anything in days & days & days and all I wanna do is get in the kitchen and make cupcakes or a cake but I still have no time & no energy whatsoever life is stupid
#I keep flip flopping between ~spumoni~ cake or cupcakes like I'm not sure. cake would be easier tbh#I wanna do a chocolate cake with pustachio pudding filling & Maraschino cherry buttercream#I know that probably sounds gross to a lot of ppl lmao but I LOVE spumoni & there is NO WHERE to buy ANY. AT ALL. locally#unless I wanna go to the spaghetti factory and get a small cup of it for $$$$ lmao not happening#we used to be able to go in & buy it at the grocery store#like OBV it wasn't ~authentic~ spumoni. it was fckn dreyers. but it was still good.#not as good as the Primo stuff my grandpa & great uncle would bring home from the bay but it was fine#bleh it's also like... 107° rn for the rest of the week? so like. meh. oven. meh. mehhhhhh.#erin explains it all#I JUST WANT A BAKED GOOD UGHHH
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maybe it's just bc i was raised by a woman who grew up a farm girl during the Great Depression but i just don't understand how people don't use things until they're unusable -- wearing clothes until they fall off and are too threadbare to repair anymore, don't finish their plates (and even more heinous, don't store leftovers and instead opt to throw leftovers away entirely), don't force their old car to run far past the end of its life, don't keep their shoes until they can feel every pebble through the worn-down soles, don't keep their electronics with the glitchy screens until the picture becomes unusable or the damn thing doesn't turn on anymore. we used to fill near-empty bottles of soap and shampoo with water to try to help them last longer. we used to count the exact number of toilet paper squares we used. the living room couch i grew up with was already old and full of holes by the time i was born, and we kept it near 20 years more.it is such a striking cultural difference comparing my family and how we descend and behave from the arms of my great-grandmother and our matriarch, to other people's families that didn't struggle the same, or didn't keep their elders in close enough proximity to be affected by their history. how well did you know your grandparents? did you ever meet your great-grandparents, or hear stories about them?
#eli talks#i was a military brat (both parents in the navy) and disabled#so i spent most of my time at home with my great-grandmother and her son my grandpa#nana and papa :)#or i guess i just call him pop now#spending time with my nana and pop was SO vital to me as a kid#in my childhood memories and in my upbringing and in my values and habits#i even caught my nana's rural Canadian accent. despite living in southern California#so bizarre is it to me that this isnt everyone else's experiences#what do you MEAN you didn't live with your papa? with your nana?#what do you MEAN you didn't watch Who Wants To Be A Millionaire with a 89yo woman while she fed u lemon pudding and talked about the 40s#what do you MEAN you weren't fed fucked up Great Depression era food that makes you feel nostalgic for childhood now?#what do you MEAN you didn't grow up hearing how this whole town was just orchards and woodland up until just a few decades ago#and that YOUR great-grandpa didn't build half the old houses in town#and that YOUR grandpa didn't install half the telephones in the county?#i think being so disconnected from your grandparents n great-grandparents like that also like... disconnects you from history#how recently planes became commonplace or electricity found their way in all homes across america#you could have a relative alive RIGHT NOW that used a telegraph. that had to walk several miles home from school.#have you spoken to them? can you still speak to them?
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Finding the perfect Christmas gift for Grandad can be a challenge, but it's a wonderful opportunity to show him how much you care. Whether he's a traditional gentleman or a modern-day adventurer, there's a thoughtful gift out there that will make his Christmas extra special.
For the classic grandad, consider timeless options like a cozy cashmere sweater, a luxurious leather wallet, or a high-quality watch. These gifts exude elegance and sophistication and will be cherished for years to come. If your grandad has a penchant for hobbies, tailor your gift accordingly. Golf enthusiasts might appreciate a new set of golf balls or a stylish golf umbrella. For the avid reader, a Kindle or a subscription to his favorite magazine is a perfect choice.
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If your grandad has a more adventurous spirit, outdoor gear or experiences could be the ideal gift. A thermal flask for his morning walks, a comfortable camping chair for relaxing in the garden, or tickets to a sporting event he loves are all great options. Alternatively, consider gifting him a subscription box tailored to his interests, whether it's food, beer, or gadgets.
For the grandad with a sweet tooth, a gourmet food hamper filled with his favorite treats is sure to delight. Or, if he's a tea or coffee lover, a selection of premium teas or coffees and matching accessories would be a thoughtful gesture.
Remember, the best gifts often come from the heart. Consider creating a personalized gift, such as a photo album or a framed family portrait. Alternatively, you could spend quality time with him, going for a walk, playing a game, or simply chatting. These shared experiences are often the most treasured gifts of all.
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pudding would call brook grandpa... to his face
#not even behind his back she would straight up ask what's this grandpa's problem? 😭#the way he was so shook seeing her evil side is sad af like he couldn't believe#pudding leaving the room : these guys are all naive idiots!!
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Hot Fudge Pudding Cake - Cakes A rich, chocolatey cake sits atop a gooey hot fudge sauce and is best served warm.
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Steve: hey you got any more pudding cups?
Eddie: go fish
Steve: dude, seriously? that was four days ago, let it GO
Eddie: (opening a pudding cup) mm, three and a half, actually, but who’s counting?
Steve: i’m gonna tell the nurse to reduce your pain meds, i swear to god
Eddie: jesus christ. fine, here. pain in my ass, harrington
Steve: likewise ☺️
idiots in recovery - this one went wild on twitter! I love it a lot ngl
based on this tweet
#steve incorrectly answered a jeopardy prompt and eddie will not let him live it down#hopper and wayne keep turning on M*A*S*H when they visit and now it’s their favorite show#max and mike give them so much shit for turning into grandpas#mike’s like ‘i expected it from steve but YOU eddie? i thought you were cool’#eddie with more pudding like ‘nah i was never cool man it was all the leather jacket’#steddie hcs#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things fanart
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At my grandpa's party the other day my uncle made the most delicious soft chewy cookies ever. He said he used the Hershey's recipe that's on the back of the chocolate chip bag and added one box of vanilla pudding mix and one extra egg to the dough and oh my gosh they were the best cookies ever. Think of the flavor possibilities!!!!! I have pumpkin pie pudding mix I bet that'd taste so yummylicious!!!!
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But what about aot characters at the retirement home as retirees?? Who's a grumpy old man and who is the cute grandpa sneaking their grandkids candy? Hope you're doing great btw :)
Oh my god, this one 😆 thank you! And I hope you're doing well too!
AOT characters in a retirement home??
Armin: this sweet old man doesn't hear well anymore, but his eyes are as sharp as ever. He WILL challenge you and everyone around him to various games. While playing he will show off lots of photos of his kids and grandkids that he keeps in his pocket and tell you stories about his beautiful wife until he falls asleep.
Annie: master of the crossword puzzles. No doubt about it. Even as an old person, Annie is still pretty scary. She's quite vigilent for someone her age. She has succesfully escaped the house multiple times to grab sweet goodies from the bakery down the street. The nurses gave up on trying to stop her.
Reiner: he's the type of old person to always be stuck in the past. Always going on about the war, about his love life, travels and so on. He would often tell nurses that he misses Jean and wishes he was here with him, only for Jean to scream "I'M NOT DEAD YOU DUMBASS" from the other room. Ah... it's as if he was still here, with us.
Jean: even old, he's still got the looks. If anyone would have multiple sugar babies, it would be him. But fear not, this man is completely loyal to his life long partner.
Pieck: absolutely wild grandma this one. She's the life of the retirement home, likes to dance, play games and put on a show. She's got the moves and she's still got the looks too!
Mikasa: sweet, caring old lady. Likes to cook for you, bake you cakes. Her memory's not very good, so every time you visit her she tells you the same love story from her youth. She always seems to be wearing a red scarf, no matter the weather.
Connie: "KIDS THESE DAYS HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THE ELDERLY" kind of old fart. Completely forgot how it feels to be young, so now he likes to complain about EVERYTHING. It's easy to pacify him with some pudding tho.
Levi: somehow he looks pretty much the same, just gone grey. How does this man manage to age so gracefully? No one knows. It's a mystery.
#aot#attack on titan#shingeki no kyojin#snk#aot headcanons#aot scenarios#jean kirstein#armin arlert#annie leonhart#mikasa ackerman#levi#levi ackerman#reiner braun#pieck finger#connie springer
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Do you make brandy butter to go with your mince pies? I was introduced to it last week (an Irish friend of my mother's brought mince pies and brandy butter to a party) and OH MY GOD I love it
no but I do make it for Christmas pudding! Everyone in my family has special jobs for Christmas, and I'm the maker of the brandy butter - my grandpa entrusted the task to me before he died
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What do the Swamp Chickens call Ice, Mav and Slider?
Oh Nonny, I'm so glad you asked!!!
They are: Papaw Tracas (Pappy Trouble), Papaw Bouille (Pappy Custard/Pudding), Papaw Écrevisse (Pappy Crawfish).
Mav got his name because, well… he is. Gunny picked that one.
Slider is Papaw Écrevisse because the first time he met Mack, he scooped up that kid in a massive bear hug — because he's got the same body type as Mav (short and compact). Ree busted out laughing and said Mack’s face was as red as a cooked crawfish.
Ice is Papaw Bouille because, according to Bug, he's soft and sweet like custard. He's Bug’s favorite grandpa. 😭💜 (Ice’s backbone also turns to pudding, when that quiet redhead cuddles into him and says she loves him and that she's never met a man like him, one who is nice and protects them). Again, Jake notwithstanding, Nessie will always just be Nessie — an outlier. Their Dad was… yeah. 😭💔
#top gun#top gun maverick#tom iceman kazansky#pete maverick mitchell#bradley rooster bradshaw#jake hangman seresin#ron slider kerner#hangster#slicemav#these old men are too soft with these kids#Jake and the Swamp Chickens#series: it runs in the family
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Only good thing about Pudding's current situation is that she's in close proximity to Garp. Grandpa & her need to bond. He needs to adopt her as his granddaughter asap. Then he needs to help her harness her ridiculous strength (I'm choosing to believe her being able to damage Germa exoskeleton is more than a gag) so she can Pudding Punch tf outta Blackbeard. Maybe even the fist of love too. He'll be the Zeff to her Sanji.
The guilt after Marineford is so huge that Garp be collecting grandkids like Pokemon now
#but yes i do agree their dynamic would be not only hilarious but amazing to see#because my girl pudding needs someone to feel safe around with please#someone save her so she can beat the shit out of them#one piece#ask-bean!#charlotte pudding#monkey d. garp
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Isumi Haruka Rabbitube Mini - Rabbit Chat
Please note that I am not a professional translator and I'm only doing this to share the side materials to those who cannot access them, if you notice any mistakes please let me know nicely. Enjoy!
Isumi Haruka: Thanks for your hard work. do you have free time rn? (1)
Isumi Haruka: Right now*?
Momo: I do have time rn
Momo: Right now*! ;P
Izumi Mitsuki: Same, I’m free rn
Izumi Mitsuki: Right now*! 😆
Isumi Haruka: Sorry, I accidentally sent the predicted text...
Momo: Don't worry about it at all! I thought maybe Harukacchi felt comfortable with us, so I was actually happy 🥺
Izumi Mitsuki: Me too! I felt like I was talking to Tamaki, feel free to be casual! 😆👍
Isumi Haruka: As if I were talking to Yotsuba!? lol
Isumi Haruka: No, that would be dangerous, we always talk about who's gonna treat the other 💦
Momo: Sounds fun~~~~~~ I wanna go back to high school and play rock-paper-scissors to decide who buys juice at the store ‼‼😭.
Izumi Mitsuki: I know right! Then go buy sweet red-bean soup and play tricks on each other! 🤩
Isumi Haruka: Sounds like you guys were really enjoying your time
Isumi Haruka: Um, onto the main question! Please let me conduct a survey on what would be good for next week's Rabbimini after-party!
Isumi Haruka:
1. visiting a ramen shop
2. Panda-man taste testing
3- Divination
4- All-you-can-eat dim sum brunch
Izumi Mitsuki: Ooh~~!!
Izumi Mitsuki: You really thought this through! Thanks 😭 well, we still haven’t decided on anything yet!
Momo: Let's go to aaaall of them!! your big brother here will treat you guys to everything 😭‼
Isumi Haruka: Nah if we go to all of them our stomachs will be too bloated lol
Isumi Haruka: I wanted to do something for you two since you guys took me out for yakiniku after the shoot
Momo:Isn’t he so admirable? ol’ friend Mitsuki-san…
Izumi Mitsuki: What a lovable boy, ol’ friend Momo-san… (2)
Isumi Haruka: You're becoming grandpas lol
Momo:
Izumi Mitsuki:
Izumi Mitsuki: Alright then, do you have any recommendations among these choices?
Isumi Haruka: Erm...
Isumi Haruka: Panda-man. They look cute and I think it’d be fun
Isumi Haruka: I know it’s somewhat childish but...
Momo: It’s fine, I wanna chomp chomp it!! It's cute like Momo-chan, right!? 😍💕
Izumi Mitsuki: I might have seen it featured on TV! 😆 They have different panda faces on them right?
Isumi Haruka: 😉🥺😤
Isumi Haruka: ↑ Yeah! Like these
Isumi Haruka: People take pics of themselves making the same face as Panda man as a trend
Momo: Oh no we totally have to do a photoshoot too 🫰
Izumi Mitsuki: Now you sound like a gyaru lol
Momo: But it's been a while, so teach us how to take photos 🥺 waaggghhh
Isumi Haruka: I'll definitely teach you everything 🫰
Izumi Mitsuki: By the way, there's a photo of the three of you in our fridge! The one you, Iori and Tamaki took together 😆.
Isumi Haruka: Huh!? The fridge!?
Isumi Haruka: At the IDOLiSH7 dorm!?
Izumi Mitsuki: That's right! lolol you took it to commemorate getting a large king pudding stuffed plushie right?
Momo: Wait a minute!! You’re telling me you can see that incredibly cute picture if you go to the IDOLiSH7 dorm ⁉
Izumi Mitsuki: You sure can 👍
Momo: We'll bring a hot pot set and come visit you.
Izumi Mitsuki: We'll be waiting 👍
Isumi Haruka: Please stop, it's embarrassing lololol
Isumi Haruka: But I wonder if Izumi got mad when you stuck it there?
Isumi Haruka: Ah, I mean the little brother! Iori-kun
Izumi Mitsuki: It's confusing since we're both Izumi! 😂
Izumi Mitsuki: He was a bit nervous about it, but Tamaki told us that you three worked really hard together to get that stuffed plushie, so he was really happy and wanted to stick it everywhere!
Izumi Mitsuki: He couldn't help but forgive him when he heard that ✨
Momo: That's so precious... I'll bring beer in bulk on top of that hot pot set.
Izumi Mitsuki: Thank you!? lololol
Isumi Haruka:
Isumi Haruka:
Momo: Haruka sounds embarrassed! so cute (*σ・ω・。)σ
Izumi Mitsuki: This is youth :pudding cheer:
Isumi Haruka: I'm not embarrassed!!!
Momo: What other poses do you usually strike? (*σ・ω・。)σ
Isumi Haruka: Well, since Izumi doesn't pose so much, Yotsuba and I go extra to make it more exciting, or something...?
Izumi Mitsuki: more exciting lolol thank you!!
Iori smiles when he looks at the picture in the fridge, so I’m truly happy!
Isumi Haruka: Is that so
Isumi Haruka: Yotsuba said he's gonna be fine, but there were times when I wondered if I was pushing him too hard. I'm glad!
Momo: Mitsuki,,,,, I think I'm going to cry,,,,,,
Izumi Mitsuki: Me too,,,,, the big bro in me is so happy,,,,,
Isumi Haruka: p-please don't cry!!
Momo:
Isumi Haruka: I wanna take a picture with a pose that only three people can pull off! What do you think 😳
Izumi Mitsuki: Sounds good! I think we should pose like we did in Rabbimini, right?
Isumi Haruka: Maybe we could clasp our hands together in front of our chests and strike a kung fu pose? Like what we did at the start of Rabbimini! 🙏
Izumi Mitsuki: That's a good idea! I practiced a lot while watching videos! 😆
Momo: You could doodle something cute like ramen, that’d be adorable!! 😆💕
Isumi Haruka: I'll draw a panda too 🐼
Momo: That's the best!! What will you draw, Mitsuki!?
Izumi Mitsuki: Uh, something related to Rabbimini !? let me think
Izumi Mitsuki: A colander,,,?
Momo: a colander lololololololololol
Isumi Haruka: lolololololol
Izumi Mitsuki: I'll practice drawing it lololol
Momo: looking forward to seeing the result of your practice lolol
Momo: Momo-chan and Mitsuki are gonna drive and pick you up from school on the day of the shoot! ✨
Izumi Mitsuki: I’ll rabbitchat you when we get there! 😆
Isumi Haruka: You were serious about that?!?!
Isumi Haruka: I'm happy, but I think Izumi and Yotsuba will get jealous lol 🫣 🫣
Momo: I was serious about it, Harukacchi…!!
Izumi Mitsuki: They’ll definitely be jealous, so I’m gonna spoil them by making their favorite things before and after the outing 🥹 I'm sure both of them will understand that it’s to celebrate your hard work at the shooting!
Isumi Harukai: Um, just to be clear, please be careful not to stand out! Yotsuba told me that when Momo-san came the other day, the whole school was talking about it!
Momo: no way...!! I'm gonna park a little further away from the school so I won’t bother anyone.
Izumi Mitsuki: Let's put on a disguise so that we don't stand out!
Momo:
Izumi Mitsuki:
Isumi Haruka: I'm getting really excited for some reason..!
Momo: I'm glad! After the shoot, let's go to the arcade together when we’re less busy >u< I like that one game! The one where you kill zombies!
Isumi Haruka: Isn’t it great?
Isumi Haruka: I compete with Yotsuba in the high score board, so I'm good at it!
Momo: Huh that’s cool!! Haruka can really do anything >u<
Isumi Haruka: Hehehe
Mitsuki-san, is there something you’d like to do if we go together?
Izumi Mitsuki: Ah! Then, the crane game! I know a guy who’s gonna be over the moon if he gets a Kokona-chan or something 😆 you'll have to teach me all the tricks!
Isumi Haruka: Yes!! I'll take care of it 🙌
Momo: Then Mitsuki, give me tips on how to draw a colander ;P✨
Izumi Mitsuki: I don’t think there are any tricks to that lololol i’ll think about it lolol
Isumi Haruka: lolololol
In the original text, Haruka sends a casual text to the group chat, then corrects his tone by adding “ですか” (desu ka) in a separate message. Momo and mitsuki tease him about it by sending casual messages then following it up with “ですか”. This kind of polite speech doesn’t exist in English, so this was the closest way to convey the OG conversation’s tone
This is another joke that can’t be properly conveyed in English without further context, Momo and Mitsuki start adding “や” (ya) at the end of their messages which is a form of speech under a style called “yakuwarigo”, used in manga/anime (amongst other forms of media) to indicate age. The “ya” in this case is added to elderly characters’ speech, hence why I chose to add the “ol’ man” so that Haruka’s comment makes sense.
#idolish7#i7#idolish7 translation#isumi haruka#sunohara momose#momo re:vale#izumi mitsuki#rabbitube mini#rabbitchat
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Kloktober 2024 day 25: inspired by a metal song
Loose interpretation of the prompt. I like to think Murderface was into Danzig.
“TURN THAT NOISE OFF, WILLIAM!” Stella shouted from the stove as she fried frozen chicken patties and stirred Kraft Dinner. Her green beans were also heated on the stove with a glob of margarine for flavor.
William was in his room, door closed, sitting on a pile of clothes, garbage, and stuff that formed to his body like a beanbag, with a Stratocaster in his lap. A children’s toy cassette recorder was loaded with Danzig. The tinny noises the guitar made played unpowered almost sorta sounded like the real thing, almost in tune, when he played something behind it. Otherwise, it was bleak and transparent as a teddy from the JMS catalog. All the old guitar could do was insist, “I don’t hate myself, I don’t hate myself, I am demon, I am demon, I am—“
“WILLIAM! Can you hear me?!”
“YESCH! GOD DAMN!” He turned it down two notches, but when he heard two more chicken patties bubbling in the oil, he turned it back up and kept trying. He’d figured out the first three chords, but there were more than three in the song, right? One by one, he tried to pick every note out, almost dreaming he heard recognizable tones from the guitar. All the while, he wondered how the guitar’s life had even before that. What did it sound like when it played country? What songs had it heard and made heard? Maybe he had to disgrace it with his own dirty fingers, but he was better than nobody, right?
He’d found the old guitar against the wall under Grandpa’s bed, when he had to chase an expensive fallen pill, and he had to wait until Grandma was at the store to slide it out. It’s not like Grandpa could have stopped him. But, unlike some other Grandpas, he’d never said he’d teach Willy to play it someday. No, nothing like that. Still… Grandpa couldn’t stop him from taking it, and he’d never need it again.
The steam and smoke from Stella’s cooking was banking down in the trailer and making William’s room hot and musty. A smoke alarm mouthed off until she beat it with her dusty terrycloth slipper. She mixed powdered lemon Lipton sweet tea in lidded Tupperware cups, one with thickener, for Thunderbolt. She took a prepared chicken patty, and some green beans into a small bowl and beat the shit out of it with a potato masher until it was chunky slop, then she set it on the edge of the sink to cool.
“WILLIAM!” Dinner was almost ready for them, which made it dinner time for Thunderbolt. William started him off, then Stella made their plates and they switched so that neither of them had to nurse Thunderbolt for the entirety of the meal. After long enough, it put you off of eating.
“I’M COMING!”
She sat Thunderbolt up in bed, tied a short apron around his neck for a bib, and set his tray table with his mashed food, thickened tea, and a lunchbox can of chocolate pudding. By the time she was done, she was out of patience. She shoved her head into William’s tiny door, blocked with debris. She was too fat to enter the room, which was William’s preference.
She looked at him and the guitar. He looked at her.
”William, where did you find that?”
He reached over and shut the cassette player up.
”Under Grandpa’s bed.”
Stella tried to open the door a little further. A garbage bag full of… something wouldn’t budge.
“Supper’s ready.”
#metalocalypse#william murderface#metalocalypse fanfic#my writing#kloktober2024#kloktober#stella murderface
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Can I request Nubbins x fem reader? She has friends who don't want Nubbins near her because they don't like the way he is. But when Nubbins is with the reader it is pleasant because she does not judge him or treat him badly. How would he manage to have her all to himself and not let anyone ruin it?
I don't know if Nubbins would be possessive and rude like Johnny or if he is more passive...
Nubbins x Reader
The Only One that Counts
Contains; fluff, derogatory names
"Guys, cut it out," you say, shooting a glare at your two best friends.
"Seriously though, what do you see in him? Everything about him is weird, even his name. Who names their kid Nubbins?" Emily says, snickering.
"Maybe I like weird," you interject.
"For your birthday, he got you a dead possum with a lightbulb in its mouth. He's twisted," Joey adds, looking more concerned than anything.
You cross your arms. "That was cute! Pulling the tail turned it on. I named him Henry."
"You have a dead giant trash rat named Henry by your bed," Joey says flatly. "See why we're concerned?"
You shrug. "Not every girl wants chocolate and makeup. I like his little crafts. He's really creative."
"He's gonna turn you into a lamp next if you're not careful," Emily says. "I heard he cuts himself for fun."
"Guys, just stop. I'm happy with him, okay? Isn't that enough?"
Both Emily and Joey look incredulous, shaking their heads.
"Don't you see we're trying to protect you? That guy's whole family is messed up. Have you seen his giant brother? What if being a giant retarded freak runs in the family? Do you want giant retard freak kids running around the house?" Joey says, as if he could think of nothing worse.
"I'm tired of listening to this," you say, fuming. You stand up from the bench and glare at your friends before turning your back, a tear streaking down your cheek.
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"Y-your friends want you to leave me?" Nubbins asks, cocking his head. The two of you are sitting in the sunflower fields as the sun rises, painting the sky pink. He doesn't seem upset, just curious.
"They think you're dangerous," you say, looking down at your joined hands and running your thumb over his. You can't bring yourself to tell him what they've said about his brother.
"W-well," Nubbins laughs, smiling. "I mean, I am. Grandpa wouldn't think I'm the best if I w-wasn't!" He pauses, then squeezes your hand. "But, 'course I'd never hurt you!"
"I know, Nubs, I'm just sad my friends are so judgmental," you say, sighing and leaning against his shoulder.
He uses his pocket knife to etch into the dirt between his feet, drawing your initials beside his. "Why does it matter w-what they think?" He pauses, looking up at you worriedly. "Y-you aren't gonna listen to them, are ya?" He asks, as if the notion hadn't occurred to him.
"No, of course not!" you soothe, instantly erasing the worried expression off his face. "I just don't like hearing them talk bad about you and your family."
"I could cut out their tongues!" he offers cheerily. "You ever had tongue pudding? It's real good!"
"No no, please don't," you giggle, and he laughs wildly, his whole body shaking beside yours.
Nubbins, still in a giggle fit, nuzzles at your ear before nipping it, making you laugh and shove him away. He lunges after you, tackling you to the dirt and touching your nose to his with a loud "boop!" A wild grin lights up his face, and you pull him down for a kiss, surprising the man into a fleeting moment of stillness.
When you break the kiss, he stares at you in a stupor before sense returns to his brain, and he blinks rapidly, his earlier grin returning. "Wow… sometimes I forget we can do that. Talk about crazy; your friends musta never had a kiss like that. Well, probably 'cause they never kissed you," he peters off, pure adoration in his eyes as he holds himself over you.
"You're so sweet, Nubbins," you say, kissing the tip of his nose. "I love you."
His face flushes pink, and he traces your lip with his thumb, cradling your face in his hand. "I l-love you too."
Nubbins doesn't care what anyone thinks but you. As long as he knows you love him, he will never get jealous.
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