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my time on bluesky has been so fucking funny to me. having an existing base + my dog seems like an algorithmic cheatcode and anytime i post him, regardless of the caption, the algorithm starts serving it to anyone's discover feed and i get a slew of replies from 45-70 y/o's that just see a dog
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Customer: I LOVE THE COLOR PURPLE DMV: PURPLE COLOR OR PURPLE AS IN WEED Verdict: DENIED
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members of Apioninae are apparently called pear-shaped weevils by people who have never seen pears before. this one is on my pinky, a good metric for how small they are, and it's got its wings halfway out, a good metric for how much they despise being near people
case in point (July 15th, 2024)
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wheeeeee wahooooo lalalala
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how am i going to get by how am i going to pay for so and so what am i going to do on my spare time so i can enjoy myself will i enjoy my life is it worth it to be alive is it worth it to go to work everyday
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