#grandpa neighbor

[nei-ning]

Mom had met that lovely grandpa neighbor the other day and he'd said to her:

"It makes me so happy how I can surprise Nei with pieces of cake. Also, tell her that gingerbreads are in the making."

He brings me bag of home made gingerbreads every Christmas :D Already looking forward to it! <3

[garpen]

12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?

Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.

Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.

Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.

Jason: And he’s…from the circus?

[carlyraejepsans]

when i was around 9 my family cat died and i was understandably upset about it. so a few days later in my elementary catholic class (italian thing. ask mussolini about it and then hang him again) i drew a picture of "what i thought heaven looked like". and what heaven looked like to me was god standing around with an arm around jesus' shoulders being like "and THEN my wonderful son did this..." with jesus looking visibly embarrassed, because that's how a good dad is supposed to act, while all the angels and souls of the departed sat at their feet looking impressed in their wings and haloes. various pets being among them, such as my cat, my grandpa's old dog etc, also behaloed and winged. except when i went to show my drawing to the teacher explaining my artistic thought process, she looked at it and went "nice. but animals don't go to heaven because they don't have souls like us."

i wish. oh how i wish every day of my life that i'd been the hypersensitive, quick-to-tears kid that would've undoubtedly triggered a whole class religious schism when my classmates found out why i was screaming and sobbing my eyes out. but alas, i just discarded her theological theory altogether. what a silly woman she was. she must've never had pets, otherwise she'd clearly know they DO have a soul. boy, was she gonna get a surprise when she got to heaven.

now that i think back on it, you have to laugh at the heartless, eye-opening cruelty of looking a grieving child in the eye and saying "sorry kid, little mina's not getting into heaven." what a succinct summary of catholicism. anyway, I'm not christian anymore.

[psychicvoidtale]

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[raguma1002]

hooray halloween!!! i don't celebrate it myself but i just had to draw it because i'm sure they still do

i think they eventually stopped throwing parties because of bojack's uneasy reputation and his reluctance to do so generally, but pb doesn't mind! they mostly spend it together, dressing up in silly costumes (ideas for which pb comes up with, because bojack says he doesn't care anyway (this is only half true)), eating sweets and watching movies

and yeah it's lloyd and harry from dumb and dumber

[roxanneslosteyes]

Mclooy: "I'm an eagle"

Steven: "Dad, You aren't an Eagle you are an adult man!"

Mclooy: "I'm an Eagle..."

Steven and Mclooy: "...."

Mclooy: "🦅 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅"

[seabeck]

It’s so beautiful 🥹

[gomzdrawfr]

Happily Ever After PriceRaven au where everything is good and they’re just so happy and please nothing go wrong—

Ha

[night-triumphantt]

Me when, I wanna make a post ab kiyazan but the only thoughts I have are just 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[thatscarletflycatcher]

"Don't give weird names to your kids, they'll be bullied"

I'll have you know that three perfectly "normally" named teachers at my school were monikered "Astroboy" (literally), Little Beard, and Little Sweaters.

Something something bullies gonna bully and they shouldn't be accommodated something something.

[nei-ning]

I woke up about 2 hours ago, deciding to start to clean / continue cleaning from yesterday. I managed to clean some when doorbell rang in familiar way.

Went to open the door and this lovely grandpa neighbor is standing there. He brought me piece of another cake!! :D

He said he found this big cake with 14€ discount, only needing to pay 5€ from it. Best before date 2 days away. His cousins visited him today so he said:

"I saw your foot prints on the snow, knowing you've visit the birds. I instantly thought I need to bring you cake."

Of course I thanked him, saying he spoils me, hahaha! :D He also asked how I liked his own cake he bought earlier. I praised that cake since he is great baker and that cake was good! :D

AAAH, I CAN'T! This old man is so great neighbor, always so thoughtful and kind! He, if anything, WILL IMPROVE your day and mood! :D Here's photo of the cake piece he brought to me (it's yummy! Caramel flavored :D)

[prismsofmystery]

Gonna kms

You had ONE job. ONE

[unexpectedbrickattack]

Love the tragic irony of peppino having used to keep his hair long ngl...... Btw do you think he used to have some different hobbies back then? :O

(good luck w that comm btw-)

I dont think its tragic! His hair STILL comes down to his shoulder; he just doesnt have any annoying hair in his face that would make him want to make a ponytail. I think when u start balding u either panic or make ur peace and i think he was too worried about Other Things to care about it lol

As for hobbies, he has a Couple that i thought were cute and fitting.

Despite the anxiety, he is a bit of an entertainer. He can do magic tricks! Not very flashy ones but he knows alot of card and sleight of hand tricks; it is fun to see people stare in disbelief, and its a good way to keep his hands busy. The Autism prevents him from withholding Magic Secrets; if anyone asks him how he did it he will be very happy to share it. It helps that tricks are STILL hard to perform, even if u have the Knowledge of how it works.

He doesnt consider himself an artist but he can do caricatures 😊 I am very attached to my hc that he drew the little storefront logo for his own shop. Partly bc it would be easy for him to draw; mostly bc he did not want to waste money to get someone ELSE to do it if he could just do it his damn self. You will not catch him drawing or sketching anymore, even post game when hes doing better overall. But like most things, u can press him into showing off a little bit if u say the right words.

I hesitate to call it a hobby, but he will go jogging almost Daily. Well. When he was younger he jogged daily but nowadays he will at the very least Walk daily. He does it really early in the morning before he opens up shop, or in the evening if the weather permits. He doesnt like the rigidness of ‘working out’ though, and will avoid it like the plague; he is a little baby (princess) and does not want to get achey muscles and he does Not want to sweat at all its the worst. Post game, he will have random peeps join him for walks. He does not ask for this but it is not the WORST thing in the world to have some company :)

[hanakihan]

dantes but it’s shoujo manga confession panel?

dantes but it’s shoujo manga confession panel.

[claudeleine]

anyway back to feeling sad about my dead uncle.. feel like me & my family were able to be distracted all weekend bc i was visiting, but now that i'm home i'm like what the fuck.. my uncle is dead and i haven't processed it at all

[ichigosoju]

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