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mind-if-i-scream · 19 days ago

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If you ever wanna piss off your family during this holiday season, point out all the gay cardinals you see

#my mom hate it when i do this #says i ruin stuff for her #grandma loves it and thinks its funny #bird #birb #birblr #Christmas #cardinal #song bird #northern cardinal

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effielovesapples · 4 months ago

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self insert and the funnies

#my art #fallout #i think its funny to have a self insert that is just kind of so happy to be there #And some people love it. and others are really offput by it.#arcade veronica rose and raul probably would be Tolerant but i dont think love it #However boone is forced into being the best friend. And lily is so grandma i feel she and i would become great friends so fast #She is so my great grandma to me personality wise.

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catzgam3rz · 1 year ago

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The only context you get for this is my uncle once forgot my grandma in his Tesla at an Olive Garden family dinner

#rambles #text snapshot #a family dinner at an Olive Garden to be clear it’s not a family diner #i just realized this is the second post #of me and my cousin joking about our grandma #anyways my uncle will never live this down in my heart it was so funny #him my aunt and other cousin were all in the Tesla and just left #and my grandma #didn’t know how to open the DOOR #there was like 8 people there we were WAITING FOR HER WE THOUGHT SHE WAS IN THE BATHROOM #SHE WAS TRAPPED IN A PARKED TESLA ITS SO FUNNY #to be clear she like got out after maybe 5-7 minutes? it was a little while but yeah #i think she texted my uncle? or she figured it out one of the two #anyways gnight I love my family #personal I suppose #shitpost #olive garden

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todayisafridaynight · 2 months ago

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word vomit anon back!!!

pirate majima game is funny...watching people complain abt rgg ruining majima is super funny because he's been a silly guy for like 7 games and a serious guy in one...can he not be silly again...just once more??? (also im sure this game is gonna be emotional in some way shape or form) also k3 heads stay in line yokoyama said it was coming one day he never said soon lol

'k3 heads stay in line' PLEAAASSEE VJLKEALKJ youre right tho i cant lie ....

on the real though yeah no like. majima can be serious at times but generally he's a zany guy, it'd be illegal not to capitalize on that in SOME regard

#snap chats #HI WVA WELCOME BAAAACCCCK #but yeah that isnt to say you cant love a silly character and the serious aspects of them ofc #it just shouldnt be unrealistic that theyd want to be a lil funny with him when thats a big part of his appeal #and rgg always has a way of sneaking in emotion into its games anyhow so theres surely gonna be somethin #my bestie's bet is that makoto's gonna be the real treasure majima finds in the end </3 and he wont even remember her this is so sad </3 #id probably kms ill be tbh so im glad thats not gonna happen !!!!!#total topic pivot time cause i had the funniest interaction with my grandma's minister #he was visitin and we were alone in the kitchen and hes like 'has anyone told you you looked like the actress from beauty and the beast'#and i was like 'no no ones ever said that to me actually !!!" i think he was referring to sonoya mizuno thats the only one i could guess #but yeah he was just like 'can i get a picture with you my daughter loves beauty and the beast'#like chief im not sonoya mizuno but fuck it sure hwy not. ive always wondered what its like being a celebrity vajelkjal #funny day my fridays turning out to be i tell you that #anyway i say all this cause i think he had like shea butter hand lotion cause now my hands just smell like damn lotion #it distracting .. its a nice smell but still bruh my hands did not smell like thsi before they smelled like LAVENDER #ive met him only once before and when i did he told me i had a strong handshake and now this is the price i pay. shea butter hands

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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 2 months ago

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anyway. interesting stuff: me n my friend had a convo bout films & we both noticed that it feels like recent american movies became like.. plastic, synthetic

#based on: love lies bleeding -> maxine xxx (i dont remember exactly) -> substance #I haven't watch the last one my friends just did & they told & showed me the ending and idk idk #atp im ignoring half of the recent films bc it looks plastic to me. But ofc it's a question of taste #Also from judging on what ive just heard substance have a bit of neon demon vibe #In my grandma era sorry. I dont say these films r bad tho #Maybe its just my beef w american films in general. i think many of them r overrated but #i like boring ass films so i don't have any right to say anything #Also u can clearly say challengers is an american film and the dreamers is european #<- just a funny thing

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 2 years ago

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I love reading a new issue of one minute war and running to your blog to get context, thoughts, and theories its so fun. Your like a flash encyclopedia/pos

Aww! Thank you! 🥺

#i won't lie /pos throws me for a loop everytime i see it lmao #cause pos is just automatically 'piece of shit' in my head. like it just translates as that when i read it #so its always such whiplash when you read something really sweet and nice and then get slam dunked with a pos 🤣#i love it. it's so funny to me #i feel like the grandma who thinks lol means lots of love

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bunnyb34r · 1 year ago

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Wow well that was weird

I saw SEVEN Bluejays on my way home from work, usually I'm lucky to see ONE

It was kinda funny bc at one point there were two males just chilling together on a wall

It's funny though bc we associate Bluejays with my dad who passed (cardinals are a general loved one who passed, monarchs are my favorite aunt, yellow butterflies I think are Aunt I Disowned. And you know the pennies from heaven thing? My dad sends me quarters 😁 and Favorite aunt sends nickels, someone sends dimes idk who but they're rare, and pennies are again general loved one) anyway so when I see a sign from a loved one I say "hi" and it made me laugh to keep seeing them in my like 30 minute drive like "I get it! Hello!!"

Made my day though 🐦

#marquilla #there's also two other things from dad - the song 'the middle' from jimmy eat world bc that was my everything will be okay song and after he #passed and i heard it it made me think of him like he was sending me a sign that itd be okay. and a couple pop songs he liked/i think he #would have liked but the middle especially #which is funny bc it played TWICE on Friday at work on the radio once at like 5am and once around 7am sgdggdgd like okay message taken!#i know this shit sounds crazy but like we have other instances where we could tell it was a deceased loved one visiting us #Anyway i used to roll my eyes when my parents would talk ab like oh a cardinal thats grandma but like i get it now man i get it #possession and reincarnation are real and so are ghosts sgdgdgdgd #oh and the blue jay thing is bc when i was little he was attacked by them and we would always laugh when we saw one and then after he #passed we were like oh its dad #ANYWAY im gonna come back as a seagull bc i wanna be a menace >:)

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lucithecrow · 1 year ago

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I love making my discord status shit like this knowing damn well my grandma can see it

#yes my grandma has discord #long story short #me and my brothers #are losers #and using discord #is just most convenient #otherwise we would never answer msgs #also its funny #anyway #im asexual #this is a song lyric #rebzyyx #im so obsessed with you #i think #something like that #bye #love u

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fellasleepinbaltimore · 2 years ago

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after all these years, for the first time, I'm afraid of getting a puerto rican accent... how the tables have turned....

#literally so fucking funny actually #i love the accent but like i am like idk i feel like its wierd to switch between accents bc #i know ive developed a mexican-central american accent and that's cool #but like if i spend more time in pr im scared not of losing it i think id switch between them but idk #the horror of becoming like my father #but idk i don't think itd be super strong tbh tho itd be like just very costeño maybe idk #bc i know my accent can change sometimes but idk if i lived there #what would happen if id lose some of #well yeah my salvi vibes yk??? like what if i stop talking the way i do now bc i love the way i talk its like home #and i am boricua ish yk but im not super close to that part of my identity maybe #idk like having my grandmas accent warms my heart and losing it for idk #the side of my family that just isnt as close to me #but i honestly think itd be like when any foreigner moves somewhere with a different accent and their accent kinda changes but if they go #- back itll return to them #like i think i would switch to caliche wit my gamgam and more borikeño with the homies

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imabiscuitinthousandworlds · 2 months ago

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wish i could post my paintings of theatre stuff here bc i'm really proud of those (my theatre keeps making amazing adaptations with SUPER COOL costume and lighting and setting and colour and visual symbolism choices) but alas. the chance is low but very definitely above zero that i'd doxx myself HARDCORE. but maaaan. trust me when i say that stage is just plain amazing. i need to live in the theatre

#a biscuit's rambles #im new but i never wanna leave theatre circles again #the people are so chill #weird people go there. like who else #i can be a part of something huge and amazing #im an artist in various ways and i adore literature and art and symbolism and conveying meaning #and i need to eat those productions #i need to absorb them forever #my grandma and grandad were huge theatre enthusiasts apparently. my grandma still is even if she doesnt usually go #she said it might have skipped a generation and i think shes right #suddenly ive got my ideal life figured out lmao #work in a theatre enough to live and write #i am going to be a published writer dammit no matter what but living off that is. hard at best #and i love the theatre so much #there are incredibly few things who have defined me as a person as much as my theatre #also im making a new friend i think #a few years younger giant theatre nerd and closeted trans :) i will befriend them. idek why but i met them at the premiere and yk what #i wanna befriend them so badly. we actually texted bc of smth regarding our shared fav actor #(who sadly left)but who was a huge inspiration for both of us bc Holy Shit Openly Trans Adult Enby Person!!!! And Theyre So Cool #and they asked abt smth bc they had to leave earlier and i said hopefully next time u get to stay......#sooooo #thats how you do social right. thats how being social works #anyway. theatre ramblings. i always get carried away #still think its funny af tho #bc its all black and white #and you forget bc everyone is b&w. the entire stage is b&w. thatd how it is #and then you leave for the breakroom halfway through and run into The Ghastly Spectre #(paper white actor with very black pronounced eyes etc with no colour on them showing At All)

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todayisafridaynight · 5 months ago

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Is that character gay? *points at Mine*

Allegedly.

#snap chats #depends on what day you check the wiki. schrodinger's homosexual #i couldnt FATHOM showing mine to my mom i know she'd be so annoying 😭😭😭#actually i cant even imagine what'd happen. 'is he gay' 'yeah' 'oh-' LIKE WHAT. WHAT NOW MOTHER WHAT HAVE YOU SAY TO THAT #like i think my mom asks that so much as a cope for my existence when i dont even like men mom As Per Usual mother you got it wrong #she's so weird because her. 'best work friend(? boss?)' is gay so she doesnt care about gay people she just doesnt like. me LMAO #but my moms selective hating aside i do wish i could show her characters i like #not because i want to bond with her but because it always seems funny when everyone else does it with their parents #but id just be too embarrassed ... or i can just imagine her saying like. every other chara is scary lookin. or ugly. liek my grandma did 💀#my sisters keep telling me to show her daigo since they think he looks like our dad and im always tempted to #god wait that just reminds me how when i did a daigo cosplay last year my dad saw me and he was like 'you're like a mini me :)'#like .... cmon dawg youre not helping LCKAEJLKCJAE love him. hope to see him again soon <- literally just saw him #wait while im rambling my dad came over and our 'uncle' (no actual relation just dad's friend) gave us. 12 fucking bottles of wine #when no one in this house drinks enough to warrant TWELVE BOTTLES ?? so funny. at least my sis and her husband drink #and i have one (1) friend who drinks LOL so thats cute. do i have any other unnecessary lore bits to drop before i disappear for a week #our ac broke and its been hot as balls. yeah thats it thats the end of it see you guys next week

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philosophicallie · 9 months ago

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made the connection that I have major pmdd/period episodes at every family reunion I've been to

#about my family not my bfs #and thats why i hate almost every one of them lol.#i say i hate my family but in reality i just dont feel connected or even familially loved by a majority of them #the only family i remotely like are my parents and sisters and cousins and even then my sisters are on a thin line #idk. its a little funny that i say im a bad omen because i just. keep thinking of more periods #my grandmas funeral. my grandmas US vigil. reunion 2014. my grandmas PH vigil. reunion 2016. my godsons baptism.#and now i dont feel at all familially connected w my bfs families in reality. it sucks cuz im so family oriented too and i have no one #ok ill stop crying now #vent

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ropemp3 · 1 year ago

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the band im in opened for excrementory grindfuckers like a week ago :) were also gonna play a show in riga with vxpxoxaxaxwxaxmxc in a lil more than a month :))

#3.txt #also im realising that i might be in love w one of the guitarists which is so sad and tragic bcs he doesnt want me so i think i might have #to quit the band bcs how else am i supposed to live like i cant be around him i just cant #im hoping we can find a replaent for me soon so that i can fuck off the face off the earth #maybe ill go live w my grandma for a bit or something ive gotta like reconnect w nature after this shit #god i want him so bad its not even funny like it is no longer a joke it is no longer entertaining its just sad #and pathetic #very very pathetic

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clamorybus · 2 years ago

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i miss my nana now >__>

#aka my great-grandma #she was a sweet woman but i didn't get very close to her until her last few years #i saw her often growing up; whenever we slept over at my grandma's house (so pretty much every school break)#we'd spend the following afternoon visiting nana #and she was genuinely very sweet but she had bad hearing and eyesight #plus my mom always went on about how crazy she was so i avoided her a lot as a kid #which was shitty and i regret it #i missed out on a lot of her life and that sucks #but at least we were closer towards the end #she was so funny ajdksk #mickey.txt #still its sucks how it took her death to fully grasp that she was a full Person yknow?#like she was always Nana to me. a tiny old woman in an easy chair #but she was a mom too. she was a kid at one point #i know she had to drop out of middle school during the great depression #and she worked as a nurse's assistant in a children's ward during ww2 #and she loved drinking and dancing at country bars #but i wonder what she thought about. if she had an elaborate inner world like i do #what she wanted to be as a little kid. was she happy with the life she lived? what was her favorite animal #its strange to think that a whole world is gone now. i wish i could've had a couple more years with her #but i hope wherever she is she's having the time of her life

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sodaworks · 2 years ago

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lol

#its still so wild to think about how my boss. my uncle. completely ghosted me #after basically asking me to move in with him and telling me he ''loved me like this own kid''#then basically ignored me at my grandma's funeral. ignored me every time i cried and had what amounted to-#-the shittiest vacation in flordia for 3 weeks before he kicked me out because 'he couldnt handle my issues'#then when i got back to my parents he literally ghosted me?#after we worked together for a year for his company?#like its upsetting but also so fucking funny. like props to you for being such a cartoonish villain i have to laugh #like its shitty but its a funny story now i guess. also free trip to Florida i guess where I figured out I Do Not Like Florida.#jasperstatic.txt

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rayroseu · 8 months ago

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happy april fools!!!

my joke for today... maleficia being forced to wear minimalist clothes so as to disguise as an employee.... inspired by that voiceline of Malleus being uncomfortable to clothes he doesn't wear XD

also ... a little hc where Maleficia is the type of grandma to say "its because you're always on that phone" (bcs i think she dislikes technology esp bcs its a human invention that give power to the humans to defeat the faes lol)but in her case, its just malleus and his little gao gao dragon 😭😭💥💥 its confiscated from him now for all eternity,,,😔😔💔💔

and the funny thing is,, she aint wrong XDD Gao Gao was one of the perpetrators in overblotting Malleus,, giving him ideas of eternally cursing us to a repeated happy dreams😭😭💥💥

you'd think Yuu would be better but they also said "yes" if there's a way to keep everyone with you 🧍🏻‍♀️💥 why are Malleus' friends such a bad influence to him....

ALSO YES IM STILL NOT OVER GUYS. IM MANIFESTING IT SO BAD, I KNOWWW THEY'LL REVEAL QUEEN MALEFICIA... IN QUEEN DRACONIA, WE TRUST 🙏🏻🙏🏻✨💖💖

also I still believe that Queen Maleficia IS THE MOST FITTING person to beat Malleus... Think about it, shes aware of the pressures of being a royalty, shes a person who loses loved ones, and shes someone who has troubles fitting with the average because of her power, like I'm JUSTTSJFGK She's so relatable to Malleus 🥹 If there's any character that would COMPLETELY understand Malleus' struggles, it would be HER. ALSO because she's more powerful than him XD ALSO because if theres anyone that could crush Malleus' prideful attitude rn, ITS HER. 😭

the way I jaw dropped when Malleus seems to be ready to go against Maleficia ☠️☠️☠️ like oh.... hornton.... thats not going to end well for him isnt it skdgkd,,, 🙏🏻🙏🏻☠️💥 plus isn't pridefulness the downfall of Maleficent in the original movie... Malleus' pride increasing so much, he convinced himself to turn against his grandparent WHOSE teaching like "you must always protect the smiles of your people" has been his life oath.... 😭😭😭

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