#grandma is my blorbo now

[mik-mania]

all 3 of them are done :')

i might work on sprites for each of them later on. left to right is: zander, lionel, and condes

they are also open to asks *puppy eyes*

sprites were made using xamag's troll creator, plus some editing & art on my part

[the-best-bagel]

Ooku is so close to having something cool to say about gender but the second i think they might do it they curve me and have the unwell crossdressing lady's happy ending be becoming traditionally feminine and submissive to her husband who became assertive and traditionally masculine.

[kattitude130]

i love the third doctor so mych i love when he goes on a grandpa rage also he’s cute 👉👈😳

[identitty-dickruption]

"let people enjoy things" is. imo. a symptom of the "every post on the internet is about me" disease. like. obviously it would be an asshole move for someone to come onto you blorbo blog and shit on blorbo on your posts and in your ask box and whatever else. but the extent to which "I don't really like blorbo :/" is responded to with the attitude of "people who don't like blorbo killed my grandma" is honestly. come on now. what. it's Not About You

EDIT: reblogs off because I don’t want people to start taking this the wrong way

[mamawasatesttube]

11 or 27? I love when my blorbos can hold each other tenderly

11. "Just hold on to me." 27. "I'm going to carry you, okay?"

“I dunno exactly what kind of escape attempt you were going for, when I can hear exactly where you are, y’know.” Kon alights atop the fencepost next to Tim’s perch. “C’mon. I know you hate being sick, but Ma’s got a nice, hot pot of soup with your name on it waiting.”

Tim doesn’t say anything, just turns his face up into the wind and sniffles. It’s not cute; he sounds like he’s in danger of dry drowning from mucus alone. His nose is red and runny, his cheeks flushed bright with the cold. He’s got a shawl wrapped around himself, but it’s snowing. That’s nothing.

Tutting, Kon shrugs off his own jacket and wraps it around Tim’s shoulders. “Robbie…”

Tim sniffles again and coughs hoarsely, twice. His fever still hasn’t broken, and his eyes are too bright as he drops his head onto Kon’s shoulder. “I wasn’t trying to run off.”

Kon snorts. “I should hope not. Where’d you be running to? The cows?”

Tim doesn’t rise to the bait, doesn’t bicker back with him. He’s just silent for a moment. He sucks in a rattling breath and blows it out, coughing again; the cold air can’t be pleasant on his sore throat. “I just… wanted to watch the snow.”

Softening, Kon wraps himself around him, his TTK enveloping the air around Tim to try and warm him up a little. “You couldn’t do that from the window seat, Robbie?”

Tim shakes his head. “Not like this.”

Kon’s quiet. Tim opens up, sometimes, but never with prodding. Prying is a method of last resort with him, because it takes a metric buttload of effort. The rare moments when Tim chooses to open up, to share tiny things from that steel trap of a head he’s got… Kon cherishes them.

Sure enough, his patience pays off. Tim turns and tucks his cold face into Kon’s neck. He seems to have realized he’s cold; he’s shivering, and Kon pulls him closer.

“My mom,” Tim starts, voice hoarse. A dull ache tolls through Kon’s chest, coupled with breathless warmth, because Tim never talks about his mother. There must be something special about the snowfall. “She was half-Chinese. Did I ever mention that?”

Kon shakes his head, though it’s unnecessary. They both know Tim never has.

“Her mom was from this tiny village just below foothills of the Himalayas, or something. I don’t even…” He breaks off to cough, and Kon winces. “I don’t even know the name. I don’t know my grandmother’s name. My mom, she… she barely told me anything about that side of the family. I don’t think—I don’t think my grandma told her much to begin with. But the one thing I did know… there was this one photo. The single photo I ever saw of my grandmother as a little girl. She was playing in the snow, out on a big field. It looked…”

He trails off, and Kon’s heart tugs in his chest. He knows a thing or two about a heritage forever out of reach, about growing up on the outside and looking in.

“It looked a little like this?” he finishes, gentle as he can, and Tim nods.

“I dunno what even reminded me of it,” Tim mumbles. His energy seems spent after the explanation, and he sighs, sagging against Kon’s chest. Kon can feel his eyelashes brush his neck as he closes his eyes. “But then I wanted to… I dunno. Sit here.”

Kon presses a kiss to the top of his head. He gets it, but Tim’s sick, and it’s cold out. And Ma’s inside, fretting because Tim slipped away the second Kon ran out to the store for her. “I’m gonna pick you up now, ‘kay?”  

“Mmhmm.” Tim sniffles again, horrible noise that it is. “Ugh. I sound gross.”

“You do,” Kon agrees, kissing his hair again. “Just hold on to me, sunshine. Soup ‘n’ tea are waiting for you. We’ll get you feeling better in a jiffy.”

“Yeah. Okay.” Tim’s fingers curl into the front of Kon’s sweater, and Kon easily scoops him into his arms. He flies back towards the farmhouse, and the snow falls gently around them.

[copaganda-clobberfest]

WELCOME… TO THE COPAGANDA CLOBBERFEST!

(i could not come up with any other tourney name. sorry)

You know that trope? That one trope *Everyone* hates? The trope in which a well meaning antagonist to our heroes, one looking out for the good of a certain community, suddenly does something horrible and drastic to make not only them, but the ideology they stand for the most villainous of all?

and no, I’m not talking “well meaning” as in… they had a sad life. Their parents died or something. Etc.

I’m talking:

“This person wants change in a corrupt system.”

“This organization made up of a marginalized group only wants their basic living rights.”

“This person wants equality for their people.”

Etc etc etc. Only for it to drastically become:

“This person wants change in a corrupt system… so they BLOW UP AN ORPHANAGE OF GRANDMOTHERS.”

“This organization made up of a marginalized group only wants basic living rights… so THEY’RE ACTUALLY EVIL UNSYMPATHETIC TERRORISTS.”

“This person wants equality for their people… EXCEPT HAHAAA THEY DONT” That stuff. Stuff that makes you really question what the writers were really trying to get across.

But enough of that, let’s talk tournaments. With as much as this trope makes these villains blow up houses of grandmas and likely makes you, the viewer, want to blow up something too, you can now throw them at me and I’ll let them blow up each other!

Here are the rules.

No Harry Potter. Thank you!

Submit via the ask box and submission tab on this blog please. I sadly don’t have one of those google thingies :( I’m goofy

When sending in your finest challenger, give me propaganda too! Propaganda will be included once we’re ready to get the polls out.

Fictional peeps please.

You can submit up to 3 characters/groups of characters/whatever whatever in an ask/submission.

The following is a list of antagonistic fictional characters, or antagonistic fictional organizations/groups I am automatically putting in the poll:

Magneto, X Men

The White Fang, RWBY

The Flash Smashers, Marvel

and Amon, The Legend of Korra

But please please PLEASE send me propaganda for those four if you have some! Falls to my knees like a Victorian orphan boy…..

Anyways, I hope I explained the premise of this whole ~tournament~ correctly, or at least half decently. Hope this goes well, and may the worst troper win in the COPAGANDA CLOBBERFEST!

Inspired from @look-how-they-massacred-them, @battle-couple-battle, @controversial-blorbo-bracket, @greengirlfight, @ffshipbracket, @star-wars-tournament, @the-robot-bracket, @tmblrsfavshow, @bestanimatedmovie, and @fave-fight !!!!!!!

[the-fluff-piece]

Headcanon: introducing them to your big family

They've had their rough childhoods and their single dads. But now they meet your big, loud family! They love him and take him in like their own.

Just imagine the poor blorbos finally being loved and pampered!

Headcanon for Law, Sanji and Zoro

Also check out my other headcanons and stories

Law

He's afraid. So much. He plans to get through it like any social interaction: keeping everyone at arms length and not talking

Your mom will not have it. The boy needs some meat on his bones. If he wants to or not. After initially refusing her various foods, he falls in love with her rice recipes

He's overwhelmed by the sheer number of people he meets at family events. He has to make a list of names

Doesn't let it on, but he absolutely wants them to like him. He reads books about social interaction now

Surprisingly, he gets along well with the little ones of your family, treating them to ice cream and taking care of their little injuries

Sanji

He's very confident that they'll love him - especially the ladies

He looses control of his tears the first time someone tells him "You're family now, boy!" and he feels warm and special, deep inside

He'll find out that your grandma knows the secret recipe to your favourite childhood meal. He'll do anything to prove himself to her so she may share it with him. Will pick apples in her garden, cook applesauce and pickle stuff for her to get it

When you're dad gives him the talk about how he's gonna get in trouble if he hurts you - he is fully on board and demands to be punished if he ever made you cry. Your dad is confused, but content

Cooks and bakes for all family events. He loves Big family events. He knows everyone's name and favorite and he likes the hugging and asking how it's going

Zoro

Super chill about it at first, but gets super stressed once the whole family is asking him about everything he did in life

Soon fears that he didn't achieve enough if he's not the greatest swordsman ever and can never marry you

Ends up being the life of the party once there is booze for everyone, drinking at the bar and having fun

Is absolutely the type to sit with other silent men during events without booze

Likes to tease the younger ones and shows them a few moves

[hey-hey-j]

2. 3. 4. and 19

Since you erm said I could :3 (I love this man so much my god)

character ask game

(not sure if the 1. is a request or part of a bulleted list but I'm answering it anyway!)

1. Canon I outright reject

A canon I reject about Branch? Uh.... I don't think I have any, actually? lmao it's a product of Branch being a blorbo but not THE blorbo you know? To me he's pretty much good as is.

2. A canon or headcanon hill I will die on

📣👏 HICKORY WAS BRANCH'S BI AWAKENING IN WORLD TOUR👏📣 World Tour for me becomes infinitely better if you presume Branch is harboring the BIGGEST crush on Hickory the entire movie and just. Does NOT know how to deal with it because he's never had a crush on a guy before lmao. Stupid sexy cowboy.

(also Poppy and Hickory both have two hands I'm just saying....)

3. Obscure headcanon

I believe wholeheartedly that Branch is a No Sabo kid. I feel this in my soul. I'm a lifelong LA kid. I know.

4. Favourite line

oofgh I actually have a couple that always spring to mind:

- "Lived underground to get away from the world / when I had my life changed by a beautiful girl"

- "I had breakfast! It was avocado toast with two poached eggs, cayenne for a little kick, and you know what it was delightful!"

- *sarcastically imitating Hickory* "'Trolls is trolls' woooow...."

- "I'm sorry you mean my clue board? That I made? We like the clue board now??"

19. Vices/bad habits

well there's his canon habit of closing himself off and bottling his emotions

but also. His one line at the start of Band Together, "It's my fault, I ruined everything," combined with his abandonment issues and his frantic behavior in Holiday in Harmony makes me think that Branch has this huge self-flagellation problem that probably stems from witnessing JD's perfectionism at an early age and the ensuing abandonment/singing killed my grandma incident? Poor guy's been primed to blame/punish himself for everything that's ever gone wrong in his life and it's gonna take a while to break out of that mindset.

[tcustodisart]

Okay, here's the second summary, this time for all the work I've done this year.

Jan | Feb | Mar

Apr | May | Jun

Jul | Aug | Sep

Oct 1 &2 | Nov | Dec

Honorable mentions go to: this year's pride month post, "I wish I had wings", some kisses, baby Faust, BFFs, grrahrarjshhhhrhjjrhragrrrgaghghr, all of Faustober

2014 |  2015 | 2016 | 2017 | 2018 | 2019 | 2020 | 2021 | 2022

I want to take some time to share my thoughts on 2023, it's kinda personal and long so you can read it under the cut.

This year has been the hardest year of my adult life. It started with my grandma coming back from the hospital. She was in a terrible state so we had to take care of her almost 24/7. Which was colliding with my work a lot because we we're understaffed. I have very vague memory of the first 4 month of this year because to me it was: go to work, go to my parents to take care of grandma while my parents are at work, go back home, sleep, repeat. Unfortunately grandma passed away near the end of april. But that wasn't the end of my problems, now I had problems with my apartment. Some of you may know I was struggling with bedbugs, I spent over 1k PLN for professional help just for these feckers to come back because they were coming from my neighbors. Then around summer a cable in my kitchen melted and caused a power outage. I'm ending my year with a gaping hole in my bathroom wall because an upstairs neighbor flooded me and the bathroom cabinet had to be removed because it was destroyed by water. It was an awful year for me personally. I'm surprised all that stuff had almost no effect on my art. While picking stuff for this summary I had some hard time picking just one for month. I'm hoping that the next year will be better, because I can't believe it can get any worse. Thank you for following my silly little blorbos from my head, it means so much to me, you have no idea. Here's to more happy Fausts in 2024.

[avatarkurukdefender]

Think its time to let Tumblr know about the blorbo who has invaded my brain and refuses to leave

So you know Avatar Gun? The avatar that briefly appeared Yangchen's books and absolutely despised humanity

Well now this fucker had invaded my thoughts, refused to leave and I ended up developing an entire backstory for a character that doesnt even have a physical appearance

Anyways :3

Avatar Gun, a waterbender from the Southern Water Tribe. The avatar with the second shortest lifespan (died at 47) and the only avatar to die by *suicide*

Unlike most of the other avatars, they were not at all a bending prodigy, in fact they really really sucked at bending even their native element (also they are now nonbinary because I refuse to believe *every* avatar in existence was cisgender and Im nonbinary so I do what I want >:3)

By the time they were discovered to be the avatar at 14 (which was by pure accident when they accidently *earthbent* to save their mother from a pack of polar bear dogs) they had barely even got the absolute *basics* of waterbending somewhat mastered.

So imagine their horror when they learn they have to master *three more elements* on top of waterbending.

They eventually left the South Pole and headed to Omashu to learn Earthbending. (While not having even gotten decent at waterbending) They thought *waterbending* was difficult? Earthbending was so much *harder*

Which unfortunately meant they're earthbending teacher quickly got fed up by their lack of progress and quit, telling them to find someone else. Unable to find an earthbending teacher with enough patience, Gun moved on to firebending. Thankfully they picked up firebending surprisingly quick (it was still not *great* but it was better than the other two elements) quick enough to boost their confidence enough to journey to the Northern Air Temple to learn Air Bending

Too bad they never made it to the northern air temple given that their ship got ship wrecked in a heavy storm and they ended up stranded in a random earth kingdom forest

A random forest that was *far* from any earth kingdom settlements, meaning they were on their own for awhile.

Might as well use this time to try and actually learn waterbending and earthbending

But it was even harder to learn without a teacher guiding them through every moment, correcting their many mistakes.

It didnt take long for them to completely strain themself to the point that their injuries from the shipwreck which were still very much healing got reopened and infected. They ended up passing out after completely exerting themself in a fit of frustration at how terrible they were at bending when it should've been *so easy!* They were the *avatar* for crying out loud!

They woke up under a large tent, a sky bison loudly snoring outside, fresh clean bandages wrapped around their wounds and a camp fire crackling nearby. Sitting next to them was an old Air Nomad Nun, the person who nursed their dumbass self back to health.

That nun will become their airbending teacher, and the only teacher with enough patience and kindness to not get upset when they struggle to learn how to bend.

In fact the nun will also help them finally get the hang of earth and waterbending, despite not being able to bend those elements herself. (Adoptive Grandma acquired)

Eventually when they are in their early twenties and have the four elements at least *somewhat* mastered (surprisingly, water is still they're weakest element despite being a waterbender, but earth is a close second) They make themself known as the avatar and immediately regret it.

Because as the years go by they slowly resent humanity more and more.

They expect them to solve a million problems at once. Solve one dispute and fifty more replace it, prevent a civil war and some ruler demands they stop a peasant uprising (regardless if they arent even on the same *continent* as the ruler and the kingdom)

Much like Yangchen they had so *much* to deal with at once. They barely even had time to *think* much less time to sleep

But eventually fate was kind to the overworked, stressed out, avatar because they eventually met and befriended their *only* friend after their nun mentor's death, a half earth kingdom, half water tribe man named Mesose. (Because he had to look similar enough to Kavik for Gun to mistake Kavik for him)

The two instantly became close friends after they were both kidnapped by pirates and escaped together.

Mesose was one of *few* people that didn't expect Gun to move mountains or do the impossible, in fact one of the few people that saw Gun as a *person* and not a miracle worker, a tool, or even a weapon.

Those two dorks were so gay for each other and so in love it was a damn miracle that everyone was so dense to call them just close friends.

They lived together, traveled the world together, practically never left the other's side for *twelve years*

Mesose wrote so *so* many poems about Gun that were for their eyes only, some managed to even survive (Stuff like "I could have all the stars in the night sky but I rather have you, they are meaningless without you." Obviously much more flowery and more poemy than that) Yeah these two were practically married and if the world had been more accepting they absolutely would've been

Unfortunately that wonderful romance died when Mesose died at 44 during the Tsunami.

The Tsunami Gun couldn't control because even at 42 *water was still their weakest element*

Mesose's death *broke* them, broke them harder than the selfishness of the world ever could've. They full on disappeared from the world, completely ignoring their duties because they were just *done*

They had given *everything* to serve the world and the world still demanded more of them, even taking away the only good thing in their life *their only reason to even get up in the morning*

They slipped deeper and deeper into depression, into pure *hatred* for the cruel selfish world.

And so, after five years of absence, they returned to their duties.

They fixed as many problems and grievances that had piled up in their absence as they could before in the very last month of the year, they returned to the same town where Mesose died.

And decided to finally be *selfish* for once.

They had spent their life doing nothing but slaving away to the entire world.

So they went off on a furious, exhausted, bitter rant, making their grievances known. They called out the entire world on their selfishness, how they expected so much and broke him down when he couldnt possibly deliver. The very last thing they said was "I'm done, I'm so sorry my successor will be stuck as a slave dealing with your selfish entitlement for their entire life. Hopefully you all will be kinder to them than you ever were to me." And then they threw themself off the top of the nearest cliff, with the entire village watching in horror.

They landed in a ravine far below, neck and back breaking on impact with the sharp jagged boulders.

The last thing they saw were the horrified villagers rushing down to try and help them, before the faint cries of a newborn baby filled their ears. (The next time they woke up, they were standing over a baby's crib, watching the tiny little future avatar sleep soundly all wrapped up in soft warm blankets with a plush toy nearby. And all they can do is *sob* knowing that this poor sweet child is doomed to suffer just like they were.)

And I even made a design for them!

[maximoff-forevermore]

Tumblr Wrapped: BLORBOS!!

thank you sm for the tag @healmydesires 💋🫶��

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i have SO much to say, but then again, i always do

i’ll start with my top five, and then do some honourable mentions because five fics is NOT a big enough list for me

1. Red Light by @kiwisbell

you may NEVER hear me stop talking about this fic. EVER. Red Light!Joel has taken up more headspace than anything else in a good long while, and i’ve reread this fic so many times if you asked me to rewrite it from memory i probably could, but i wouldn’t, because i’d never do it the justice kiwi did. this fic basically belongs to me, because no one can love it as much as me. i could go on and on, but there’s not enough time in the world.

2. The Dress Series by @janaispunk

can i let y’all in on a secret? i got the outrageous honour of talking to jana about the third part in this series, it’s like getting a shoutout from an artist winning a grammy, only better. this series restarted my obsession with dave, and i’ve had such brainrot about him since i started. LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL it’s so good, and the taylor titles GOD.

3. Las Mañanas by @kiwisbell

i had to be very careful, or else every fic on my top five list would be one of kiwi’s and people would think i’m biased (i am, just a little). so i only chose my two favourites, and this series was one of them. it brought so much light and life to the minutes i spent reading it, and i just had the best time!! javi my beloved, you have such a special place in my cold, dead heart, you wife-loving POOKIE!!

4. The In My Hometown Series by @swiftispunk

A SERIES INSPIRED BY ‘TIS THE DAMN SEASON *buries face into pillow and screams* ‘tis the damn season is one of my all time favourite songs, and it was done SUCH JUSTICE. this fic had just the right amount of everything, and i’m so grateful i got to read it!!

5. Punishment by @joelsgreys

OOOOOH HOT DAMN. there was something about this fic that made me drool, because hELLO JOEL MILLER?? gods that man is FINE AS FUCK, and this fic so perfectly captures that😫😫 i had the time of my fucking life reading it, and it was so SO worth every second. my next, pls joel🙏

those fics have such a special place in my heart, but so do many others, let’s go through them!!

Is It Over Now? by @planet-marz1 OH this one is my SHIT!!! angst is so delicious for twelve months of the year, and this one shot was me being FED. i loved every minute, and fuck joel, not in the horny way this time🙄

Sexfiles.mp3 by @beskarandblasters tim rockford, the grandma investigator, and love of my life WHERE have you been all this time?? this fic gave me that alligator-jiggling fever

the Seams series by @fuckyeahdindjarin MY BELOVED POOKIES!!!! i love lucy to the ends of the earth, and joel and pins have the CUTEST fucking relationship on the planet

A Lover’s Pinch series by @hier--soir pull me out of the dumpster and fuck me sideways GOOD MORNING TO YOU TOO??? gods the sex is just so BXKANDIWNSKW clawing at my fucking WALLS!!!! i haven’t finished this series yet but when i do you may NEVER hear the fucking end of me🗣️🗣️

the Pretty Little Wife series by @beardedjoel OH MAMA, i need a fan because it is HOT AS HELL in here😫😫these fics give me such housewife-fever, i love them just a bit TOO much

Real Gods Require Blood, by @pr0ximamidnight you guys have no FUCKING idea how obsessed i am with this fic. the minute it’s possible to make fics into physical things, i will turn this fic into cocaine and snort it faster than you can scream “he’s evil!”, and even if you did scream it, i wouldn’t care, because WOW is he hot as hell

Feelings on Fire by @joelscruff CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT. CAN WE TALK ABOUT IT. CAN WE—im so obsessed. and i don’t mean that lightly. this series has CHANGED ME. i am moved. i am reborn. i am SOMETHING ELSE. i can’t get over this series i’m not sorry, it’s just so so SO good

and last, but definitely NOT least, Truth or Dare, ALSO by @joelscruff I’M SO UNWELL. I NEED HIM. I NEED THIS. I AM IN DIRE, DESPERATE NEED OF THIS FIC. it’s so so close to my heart, i actually physically cannot get over it. like, guys, GUYS. this fic is such a go-to of mine, and so close to my heart.

and that was my long, long, LONG list, but honestly, i’m not even halfway done. so many fics and so many fic writers have changed my life, and if i was less tired and had more energy to type, i’d list them all<3

all the love to every single fic writer out there, you are doing the most, and if you need someone to read something you’ve written or you think i’ll enjoy something, don’t hesitate to send it my way!!

tagging everyone who wants to participate!!!

as always, my obligatory taylor gifs:

[8-rae-rae-8]

Claiming an emoji (💖)for the funsies but this is 141 cuddle pile anon again/farah and pup Alex anon-

May I please have gentle cg price hcs? Any at all? For anyone? Cg price is so *BLORBO EATS* to me and there simply isn’t enough price content out there for my babybrain thoughts😭😭💀

YOU'RE SO RIGHT. THERE NEEDS TO BE MORE CONTENT.

Capt. Price CG HCs!!

•He SINGS. Soft and deep, usually to get the little ones to sleep. (Gaz benefits most, but it helps Simon with his restlessness)

•Cuddles are one of his main “weak spots” If he's had a bad day, he gets a lap full of little ones and it almost always cheers him up

•Makes the best breakfasts for the boys, little or not!!

•Soap made Price a messily decorated paci as a gift, and he always has it on his person, in a special case. He'll even use it if he gets the urge to bite his nails or have a cigar when he shouldn't

•He loves to lay the boys down for sleep, even though he's usually with them during the morning, not the night. usually falls asleep in bed too

•Hes the most patient, but he does give time outs if one of the boys behaves badly. Simon has the most leeway because his reactions are usually from fear, rather than wanting to be a pest

•He has those Carmel candies that grandma's have (/lh)

•Whenever he gives the boys, especially Simon, any kind of plush or blanket, he usually sleeps with it first. The smell of someone familiar helps Simon the most, but it can also be comforting to the others too

•Kisses. So many kisses. He keeps his beard soft and clean so no one gets any kind of scratches from the texture!! Loves to give kisses!!!

•Has accidentally fallen asleep while holding Simon and that lead to Soap and Gaz making a mess, or playing a prank

•Carries the boys when he can!! Gaz is the easiest to pick up, he'll just slink into it like a cat

•Dad yawns. Dad coughs. Dad sneezes. He's so loud

That's all I got for now 😭 feel free to add on!! Sfw!!

[bengiyo]

Love for Love's Sake Ep 5 Stray Thoughts

Last time, Tae Myungha finally had a breakthrough with Cha Yeowoon and swung all the way from -99 approval to 17. Yeowoon is now obviously smitten with Myungha and they are currently on a date by the sea. Sangwon rose in my estimation because he confronted a whole group of homophobic bullies and probably got his ass beat.

Tae Myungha looks a little out of it. Did the gay realization shake him?

Episode 5: Relationship

Oh... That was his mom.

I like that Yeowoon isn't that fickle. His approval didn't go down just because Myungha was in a bad mood about something.

If Sangwon is sitting here worried about his crush, I'm going to presume he won that fight. Thinking about that fem guy who jumped into our brawl once and saved our asses.

Friends? Oof.

The death reminded over the grandma? I don't like that.

How do we reboot the game when we're experiencing bugs?

I'm with Shi-a. I would also tease Yeowoon a little bit and make him ask me explicitly for help.

I actually really like Sangwon having a crush on Myungha. He said he didn't like stories where someone is left in despair during someone else's happy ending.

Yeowoon just has such a difficult life. Don't know who this guy is but I do not like him.

I like that Myungha rejects Sangwon firmly.

Oh Myungha. Yeowoon likes you, too. How will you handle this? It's easy to reject Sangwon, but what about your blorbo?

Now why did they find a child actor who also has big ears to play young Yeowoon?

Interesting. This mission requires Myungha to save the money himself.

Thank you, Kyunghoon, for modeling LDR behavior for Myungha.

I am very curious to see Myungha meddle with this older relative who put hands on Yeowoon.

I love these sparkles whenever Cha Yeowoon has a big surge of feelings related to Myungha.

I'm still uncertain where Myungha sits in queerness, because he's never bothered by it from others. Maybe it is just that in his mind he's still older than them and doesn't see them that way, but he did go running to Yeowoon. I'm also worried about the game glitching. That feels like foreshadowing for something horrible to happen.

[chronically-ghosted]

Hello hello! I'm sending you a 🍈 for the ask game, and..... 🥝! With matching picture.

... i'm sorry i blacked out for a second (thiiiiighhh) ((curly hair)) (((the SMIRK)))

🍈 Who’s your blorbo and what are some of your favorite headcanons/ideas about them that repeatedly show up in your fics? Free pass to rant about blorbo opinions.

baby girl why would you ask this on a personal forum? no one wants to sit here and listen to me wax poetic about dieter bravo. i dk if this consistently shows up exactly, but i write dieter from the perspective that he had a really rough up bringing and his parents were not supportive of his dream to be an actor. only his grandma, who loved old black and white movies, ever really thought acting was a career worth pursuing and she passed long before he ever got anywhere. to me dieter is actually a really layered character who was only given any nuance through Pedro's acting and style choices.

🥝 What’s your favorite trope/AO3 tag to write?

i am dead to rights obsessed with second chance romance: there was a spark, the kind of spark that could change the course of my life, but it wasn't the right time, we weren't the right people but now, now that we've reunited after all these years, is there anything left for us? Persuasion really got into my brain at an early age and rotted

i'm feeling fruity while watching The Mandalorian so ask away

[thatndginger]

I've begun embarking on the Blorbo Project, and because I'm bored and want to talk about sewing a little, I'm gonna break down today's progress here~

Start by assembling supplies and resigning myself to a day of back pain because i don't have a table to work on, just my floor

resign myself to being stared at by Beasts because I am on the floor and thus in their domain, so that means I must want to pet them. right? RIGHT?

take an hour long detour after i get patterns laid out because i don't have a good storage solution for all the things i've bought for this project. my mom suggests a tackle box because of all the storage space, and by god was she right. I've also got a couple cookie tins so I may as well lean into the Deranged Grandma Vibes, right?

now that I have space, sew a dummy version of my pattern so i get an idea of what i'll have to do to alter it to my Vision. Get through that process and decide that actually I want this to be bigger, so I have to wait until tomorrow to use my work printer to size everything up

also as a side note I found this velvet-esque fabric in my stash since I was organizing and weeding, and i hate it but I'm also now thinking of which blorbo I could make with a fucking velvet track suit lmao

[bonefall]

some clanmew-ifications of clangen cats:

Pinnacleheather - Ob-wish (on top of bell heather)

pinnacleheather my blorbo pinnacleheather. he got abandoned in the clan at a young age and then adopted by one of the leader's many children. it turned out that he's paralyzed, and as a result of this, his grandma the leader decided to commit Canon Typical Ableism™ and force him to retire right after becoming a warrior. this was a mistake on her part; pinnacleheather is a) vengeful and b) a good mediator, and now he's dedicated his life to making everyone hate her out of sheer spite. his sprite looks like he has angry eyebrows. i love him

Hemlockwhisper - Mwssaf-hhass (poisonous whisper)

a dishonor title for a cat who turned her leader and her deputy against each other, such that the leader ended up killing the deputy in cold blood.

Gillpaw - Qiliao-pwyr (chaffinch paw)

starclan guide. current name is very much an approximation; i chose chaffinch both for the sound of the actual word and for its scientific name Fringilla coelebs.

Scalerise - ???

ableist grandma's deputy and/or most violent lackey. no relevant translations in the lexicon for either part of his name.

Havenweb - Kenkin-yyb (den large-flat-web)

was pestered by the dark forest for most of his life. telling people about this was a mistake; he was distrusted by most of the clan, and ended up being sent to the dark forest after his death for no real reason.

Primhollow - Prra-mwisk (early missing)

havenweb's mate, and a conscientious objector who willingly followed him to hell. missing a tail, which caused her accessory to show up weird.

Agent Smith - Eishen Smif (transliteration)

a kittypet who generated literally only one experience point away from the maximum. his twolegs abandoned him because they feared his power. whenever i do any file editing i blame it on him

Rimemark - Chiki-karm (frost glyph)

havenweb and primhollow's daughter, and agent smith's former apprentice. she grew up isolated from the rest of the clan for her parentage, and is kind of desperate to prove herself as a result. she died once and was sent to the dark forest for the same stupid reason as havenweb, but agent smith resurrected her from the dead by the power of file editing.

LIST OF REQUESTED WORDS

pinnacle - (mountain) peak

OR: pinnacle - best

hemlock - Conium maculatum

gill - fish body part

scale - fish/lizard/snake body part

rise - hillside

haven - safety; safe place

hollow - tree hollow

hollow - empty

EISHEN SMIF!! Piwarri rrehe pos rarrs!!

Words coming up for you! But-- I'm going to leave hillside out, because I have another request here for a hill-related expansion that I want to include that in.

Pinnacle/Apex/Vantage Point = Ochk The top of a tree, tall hill, or large rock. The very tip top, highest point one can reach. Also an adjective for prime or elite-- Ochkwish could mean the top of the heather, or the BEST example of the heather. Similar to the archaic English "Arch-(noun)," seen in Archangel.

Hemlock (Conium maculatum) = Pemwo (Cluster-of-tiny-Flowers + Killing-by-water) Named for how it causes you to suffocate to death on dry land through shutdown of the respiratory muscles. You do not survive hemlock poisoning without being immediately brought to a hospital and being put on a breathing device. FUNfact I'm not going to have BB!Cherryfall eat this. Again, you don't survive hemlock poisoning. She's going to get hurt doing something stupid with her friend Stormcloud, instead.

Gill = Malp Named for the wet slapping noise of a fish on dry land flapping its operculum. REFERS TO THE ENTIRE CHEEK, including the cheek meat, the operculum, and the gills themselves. Specific things here that RiverClan in particular has words for; Shegaw Malp = "Gill Mignon." The best bite of meat on the entire fish, just above the operculum. Pogur Malp = "Gill Overhang." A good place to hook a fish with your claw while fishing; the operculum. Russ Malp = "Gill Leaves." The actual gills themselves. Some cats like to chew on these for taste and sensory reasons, though they're too stiff to swallow.

Scale = Weesh The small parts on the skin of a reptile or fish.

Haven = Aferee (Peace + Place) VERY important as a word in RiverClan, where cats are taught to recognize "havens" while swimming. They use this word to mean a thing you can cling to, or swim near, that could protect you from getting swept away if you need help. Used standardly in other Clans.

Hollow (Attribute) = Hool The bones of birds, an empty firkin or turtleshell, certain types of plant stalks, a hungry belly. Compare to Lurre, which is a shallow dip in a forested area.

Hole in a tree/Knot/Hollow = Koen I'm gonna be honest, my WHOLE life I have called this a knothole or a knot. I can't see it as anything else. Anyway, this is where certain animals nest, such as birds and squirrels.

Snag (Dead tree that still stands up) = Bogko (From Bone + Limb + Tree) Also used to refer to "zombies," insects that are possessed by parasites that alter their behavior and force them to move while dead. Anything that should be dead, and yet still stands. Can be an insult to something you're trying to kill that won't die. (Jayfeather is going to tell the angel he punches, Moleflight, Bosgofba, that he should be called Bogkofba.)