#gralloching

[bonefall]

Do the clans ever scavenge from larger kills? Like they might not be able to take down a deer themselves, but if they came across some leftovers would they take some of the meat or fur to use for crafting?

The problem would be that whatever is big enough to kill such a large animal would probably not leave many usable materials behind!

The large deer in question here are red, sika, and fallow deer. What's usually killing those is hunters, who would be retrieving the deer after shooting it for the venison. The one thing Clan cats could collect from that is "gralloch," removed organs that are usually just buried so the carcass is easier to move.

Gralloch would feed Clan cats for weeks though. Organ meat can be delicious.

In the case of an animal dying naturally, or a bad shot means the animal escapes and dies without being retrieved, then the Clan cats would want to salvage as much as possible. The hardest part would be taking the carcass home themselves!

They'd be kind of like ants. One would find it, run home, and rally as many warriors as possible to mob it and process the carcass quickly. It would be a race with decay. They wouldn't have a name for this event though, it would be a very rare and very exciting thing.

[rubydear]

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[whitegoldtower]

The extremely chaotic tiefling in question.

This is Gralloch, lovingly nicknamed ‘Buster’, ‘The World’s Angriest Bard’ or ‘The Worst Thing The Illithids Could Have Pulled From Avernus’.

(I’m so fuckin mad that Tiktok gnashed the video quality ffs. I just want to make pretty edits like everyone else. 😒)

Anyway. The bit after the ‘Critical Success!’ Is the point at which I imagine the companions like “BUSTER, NOOOOOO!”

[veganterrorist]

If you're unable to kill the animal you plan to eat with your own hands, if you're unable to physically take that life yourself, then you may as well be vegan, you fucking coward. If your consumption of flesh is solely based on the painstaking hard work of other individuals then why even bother eating it in the first place? Convenience? Get fucked. It's a simple transaction and I'll lay it out for you.

If you want to eat meat, buy a calf. Raise the calf. Feed the calf, nurture the calf, until the animal is fully matured. Buy a captive bolt gun. Find an isolated area on your property—Don't live on a tract of land or maybe you're an urbanite? Don't bother eating meat then, unless you've got an appetite for rats, pigeons, or gulls. That's the most achievable and sustainable option for you—Stun the cow into unconsciousness by destroying part of the brain with the bolt. After this you exsanguinate your pet cow by slitting the throat with an especially sharp blade or saw. Make sure you collect blood as it's a valuable byproduct that can be consumed or used as fertiliser. If you're able to kill your animal, skin it, gralloch it, then butcher the carcass, well, congratulations, you've got your meat! Or, alternatively, just go hunting or fishing with your father, I'm sure he'd relish the time with you.

However, if you're the type of person that's used to only consuming meat in the form of congealed meat patties that are frozen then transported across country (or internationally), or white meat combined with grain filler and then pressed into fun little shapes that appeal to children, then you may as well be eating the plant-based/vegan equivalent. You have no reasonable excuse.

[brian-in-finance]

Screenshot: Outlander-Online

S04E06 Blood Of My Blood • 9 December 2018 Official Script

Outlander Rewatch 2023 Countdown To Season 7

Favourite Word

Ye dinna prepare the gralloch, ye dinna eat. — Jamie

Photo: Starz

Favourite Line

I had Murtagh make it. From one of the silver candlesticks. I ken my mother would give her blessing to fashion part of it into a ring for ye. — Jamie

Gif: @wafflesetc

Favourite Image

I dinna ken the meaning of all they're saying, but... I believe their mercy was due to you. Your courage. — Jamie

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Remember… you are a rather remarkable woman. You are neither circumspect nor circuitous. I don't believe I've ever met anyone so devastatingly straightforward, male or female. — Lord John Grey

48th of 75 • Saturday, 20 May 2023

[adtothebone]

The fella sitting to the side of me at today’s North Star Auction won this cute little hunting bone saw. The end of the saw is the way it is so you don’t accidentally cut open some nasty innards while gralloching.

[britishcyclesport]

Gralloch 2024

[bonefall]

What does Iceheart think about his clan kin and how does he treat them?

He treats ThunderClan VERY well. He acts very much like a polite guest, which is partially just his normal personality. Very respectful and prefers to be asked to be included in group activities, rather than just joining on his own (autism)

The Clan, however, is still intimidated by him a bit. Especially the ones who watched him gralloch Tigerstar.

So everyone is cordial, but he does end up hanging out with the younger cats more often than the older ones. Raised on the stories of how he killed the greatest tyrant the Clans had ever known with one paw, they think he's mega cool and always try to get him to show off.

If you asked Iceheart about his favorite people, he would list,

Firestar. His brother-in-honor. They're bound deeply (though to be fair Iceheart is more invested in this than Firestar is. "Hey Iceheart hows your morning" "I'd kill for you" "Nice!")

Cloudtail. Cloudtail is honest and straightforward, they dig that about each other. Cloudtail doesn't even care about the Tigerstar thing anymore, it was eons ago and Scourge is like an old war vet he's friends with, if that makes sense

Squirrelflight and Leafpool. Like goddaughters to him.

Sorreltail. She's never been afraid of anything, let alone old Iceheart. He likes her passion.

Ferncloud. Patient teacher who became closer with him because of how much the kits like him, he attends lectures in the nursery sometimes just to help keep them all focused.

Purdy, when he visits. He likes his stories, and he likes asking questions that back Purdy into a corner and he has to start lying. ("And that was when I fought the fox!" "Mm, didn't you say you'd been wounded?" "Yes! With one paw I fought the dog!" "Dog? Not fox?" "Yes! The dog fox!")

And, of course, he becomes close with his apprentice Mousewhisker, as most mentors do. Mousewhisker picks up some "icy politeness" from him, though he's more of a showoff. Iceheart is very proud of him.

There's a lot of people who died that he was fond of, too. Rainwhisker with his calm curiosity, Elderberry and her sass, Frostfur and her insight.

[late-to-the-magnus-archives]

- a book of Puritan prayers that begin rejoicing in the "life everlasting," but turn into laments as Heaven rots and fails. Reading it leaves the reader thinking maybe they themselves are already dead, too, trapped in a failing world (the end)

- a book of surgical poetry that starts out tongue-in-cheek, but as you read, slowly change the reader's bones to match the oh-so-whimsical illustrations matching the poems (the flesh)

- a book regarding the best tourists spots to take Instagram photos, which become harder and harder to reach, eventually requiring life-threatening stunts and villainous behavior in order to achieve those positions (the hunt)

- a vintage 1960s editing of Vogue with makeup tips which, if followed, physically erase the reader's face and recreate it to match those in the magazine, regardless of race or body structure (the stranger)

- a book on field dressing which, if read, will induce the reader to gralloch themselves step by step as described (the slaughter)

- a weird copy of Zoobooks magazine on spiders, which, when read, cause people to walk out their front doors, travel to the closest large train station (Penn Station, Shinjuku Station, Gare du Nord, etc.) in which they buy a random ticket, then disappear forever (the web)

Jurgen Leitner had 978 fucked up books in his collection at it's height, but we've only heard of 26 of them officially. So I thought it would be fun to come up with some possible additions of my own.

- a diet cookbook that the recipes when eaten will cause you to literally rot from the inside out, tied to the corruption.

- a version of the Little Prince where the prince never encounters anyone else in all his travels, every world is empty save for him and never makes friends. Slowly becoming sadder and lonelier throughout the book. Tied to the lonely and possibly the vast.

- a book of songs where none of the lyrics make sense and if sung the world too will reflect the complete nonsensical patterns of the music at least to the reader. Tied to the spiral.

- a version of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark that is even more sinister and as you read an overwhelming darkness weighs down on you until it swallows the reader whole. Tied to the dark.

- a guide to gardening that possesses the reader to dig, to feel the dirt beneath their skin, and to plant themselves deep within the earth. Tied to the buried.

- a cloud charting book that deceives the reader into seeing enormous beings in the clouds looming over humanity. Tied to the vast.

- a book on communication that makes the reader more and more paranoid as they read it slowly destroying any chance on actual communication. Possibly tied to the eye.

[coolseabird]

Skinning the Unicorn

AT the gralloch, the three remaining huntsmen were in trouble. They had begun to slit at the skin of the belly, but they did not know how to do it properly and so they had perforated the intestines. Everything had begun to be horrible, and the once beautiful animal was spoiled and repulsive. All three of them loved the unicorn in their various ways, Agravaine in the most twisted one, and, in proportion as they became responsible for spoiling its beauty, so they began to hate it for their guilt. Gawaine particularly began to hate the body. He hated it for being dead, for having been beautiful, for making him feel a beast. He had loved it and helped to trap it, so now there was nothing to be done except to vent his shame and hatred of himself upon the corpse. He hacked and cut and felt like crying too.

[gkdhaka]

Connor Swift, Cameron Mason and Alex Dowsett will be riding in the 2023 British Gravel Championships

Riders at the start of the Gralloch gravel race. The 2023 British Gravel Championships will take place this weekend at the King’s Cup Gravel Festival in King’s Forest, Suffolk. The start list for the third edition is a who’s who of not just the best gravel bike riders, but British cycling in general, and includes Ineos Grenadier and all-new gravel master Connor Swift, who won the first edition…

[whitegoldtower]

If you wanna know what a tiefling bard durge sounds like

It’s this. Gralloch ‘Buster’ fab Don’s theme is literally just this. It’s not a voice option, but Buster totally has an Irish accent

[readingvocabulary]

Paul Muldoon ~~~

loy - spade (Irish)

farcy - glanders in horses (or a similar disease in cattle) in which there is inflammation of the lymph vessels, causing nodules

Mescalero - type of Apache Indian

arroyo - also called a wash or wadi, is a dry watercourse that temporarily or seasonally fills and flows after sufficient rain

glipe - idiot (Irish)

UDR - Ulster Defence Regiment

sheugh - boundary ditch (Irish)

thrapple - a person's or animal's throat

Gallowglass - a class of elite mercenary warriors who were principally members of the Norse-Gaelic clans of Ireland and Scotland between the mid 13th century and late 16th century

coney - a rabbit

dibble - to make holes or plant seeds using, or as if using, a dibble

boke - vomit (Scot/Irish)

pooka - Irish goblin

anthracite - hard coal

thurified - burning incense

deasil - in the direction of the sun's apparent course, considered as lucky; clockwise (Scot)

gralloch - to disembowel a deer

vernix - a protective coating that forms on baby's skin in utero

widgeon - type of duck

chanterelle - type of mushroom

Kickapoo- Indian tribe

jennet - a kind of small Spanish horse; female donkey.

horse latitudes - subtropical regions known for calm winds and little precipitation

[ham-and-cheese-studios]

Mobile ads, not just mobile game ads, do not make me wanna buy your product

They make me wanna gralloch you :)

[minnellium]

A lovely trip to Scotland. This was the second year of the UCI Gravel series and the first time a round had been held in the UK. The Gralloch was going to be exciting, star-studded, and a proper decent race. That it took place 3 hrs drive from home was a luxury and a lure. Plus, loads of the ‘cross people were there, too. It’s always a small world in off road cycling. Ultimately, it wasn’t a brilliant result or anything, but I so enjoyed the trip. I’d love to get better results in all sorts of things, but you’ve just got to take the rough with the smooth and enjoy days out like this. @wheelbase.co.uk @wheelbase_cabtech_castelli #vandercraig @grallochgravel https://instagr.am/p/CslaFVCM7WG/