#gptvmk

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

bertie engaged to tim just before they were drafted for the lunar war, tim thought he was joking but still said yes. bertie’s last words after getting shot protecting jonny were to tim ‘and to think i had the flowers picked out and everything.” and through sobs tim replied “you weren’t kidding?” bertie never got the chance to respond as he died before he had the chance, tim never forgets that interaction but still says they were just friends.

oh FUCK Y'all have to stop being so good at timbertie angst

-mod wil

[variousfandoms]

So I was doing the dishes and listening to the Mechanism and I had an idea. I’ve been wanting to try my hand at animatics for a very long time and I had several very clear ideas for Star Wars animatics set to Mechanisms songs. I’m not sure I even have the skill set for this but here are my ideas: 

For the Clones:  The Toy Soldier’s Song (GPTVMK). I had this vison of the third verse from The Toy Soldier’s Song, “Whoever's uniform you wear/ No loyalties to hold or share” that verse. That verse should be Order 66. 

Vader gets the first bit of Sleeping Beauty (OUATIS), particularly Ashes’ version from the Tragic Horror Act so while Jonny says “well, it’s a revolver” show Luke with his blaster while his lightsaber is right next to it and half out of frame. 

The Shatter point Lineage (Plus Sabine, Jacen, and grey which brings the number up to eight giving everyone one verse) gets Our Boy Jack. Verse 1: Cyslin Myr (who I unfortunately don’t know a whole lot about) is speaking to Mace Windu about fighting for justice in general. Verse 2: Mace Windu then passes this on to Depa Billaba as the Clone wars begin, reassuring her that the Order will still stand after the war. Verse 3 She discusses the role of duty and dignity in the face of hopelessness with Grey. Verse 4 is them passing these ideas on to Caleb/Kannan as the war drags on. Verse 5 is Kannan talking to Ezra about the same ideas, hope in the face of darkness, but also that the light can come from other people as they discuss Ezra’s brush with the Darkside and Kannan’s own issues with alcohol. Verse 6 is Ezra as he takes more leadership in the rebellion, helping organize and protect all of their secret hide outs across various planets. Verse 7 is Sabine, telling a young Jacen Syndulla about their older brother Ezra. and Verse 8 is an adult Jacen Syndulla, who is part of the fight against the First Order. With all of this planned out, I might make this into a song fic. 

Rex teaches the rebellion a bunch of songs from the clone wars, including Gassed Last Night, Pump Shanty, and Drunk Space Pirate. 

[watcherglowcloud]

someone: they seem pretty happy, i wonder what they're listening to

my headphones: WE'LL MURDER ALL THE LUNAR MEN WITH FURY HEAVEN-SENT AND WE'LL CARPET LENNY'S TUNNELS WITH THE ROUNDS THAT WE HAVE SPENT, THEY TRIED TO BREAK OUR FIRM RESOLVE BUT HAVEN'T MADE A DENT AND THEIR BLOOD WILL RUN LIKE W I N E! TAKE NO PRISONERS GIVE NO QUARTER, SHOW THEM ALL THE COLOR OF THEIR ENTRAILS ON THE FLOOR, TH-

[itslookingback]

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

Gassed last night, and gassed the night before. Gonna be gassed tonight if we're never gassed no more.

Look, I saw this prompt and my brain went “Ah, Gunpowder Tim is perfect for this.”

Day 13 Prompt: Breathe In, Breathe Out

[ask-real-jonny-dville]

If youre the real Johnny, how many times has your head been cut off

What kind of idiot spells it "johnny?"

Six times, as far as I can remember. Once during the Moon War, twice during King Cole's war, once by Marius, and twice by Raph. I can't say any of them were the most pleasant experience.

[mntds]

I didn’t know the Moon Kaiser had Instagram

[rosie-with-knives]

The lyrics from Ragnarok II: The Calling can be spoken to the beat of Teatime With The Kaiser from GPTvMK

[linafication]

me when im in the starborne infantry

[omensofatimelord]

To expand: all other mechs are also aspec save Jonny (omnisexual), Nastya (queer orgies). TS is aroallo (enjoys sex and being attracted to ppl, hasn’t quite worked out romance yet and doesn't care to) Tim is aroace (but 100% knows all the dirty jokes/songs). 

New hc: Marius Von Raum is an alloro asexual,

Reason: wears ace of hearts card on his helmet

[shitty-mechs-headcannons]

Jonny can actually survive his mechanism being removed from his body. Like the body it's removed from stays alive and the heart acts like an indestructible paperweight to outside inspection. Notably, he can't do much but talk when his heart is on a shelf just outside his cell or similar narratively correct ways of removing it. Brian is similar, his heart somehow keeps beating even when ripped out, and the big metal body just shuts down until someone puts it back in.

See, we technically know this is true because of GPTVMK, when we know Jonny is alive as only a head. This aids my pet theory that the Mechs are immortal though narratomancy, not specifically their mechanisms!

-mod wil

[octopus-defence-squad]

the brutal hymn of gunpowder remained his favorite song - gptvmk

[drum-bot-brian]

skiving history bc i know enough about ww1 from gptvmk

[milftrickster]

gptvmk <3<3

[illusion-of-sea-axes]

But Tim couldn’t get the visor down before the fuse was done!

Bro this has been sitting as a WIP in my folders for months (I think since I first listened to GPT Vs. The Moon Kaiser) but I am SO happy with this end result.

[ask-real-jonny-dville]

Good morning Jonny D’ville, this is The Moon Kaiser. I came across your blog recently in my free time and it pained me greatly to find a post you made recently calling me ugly and I quote, “garbage”. I began to cry, because I have anxiety about my appearance. You have truly hurt an innocent 300 or 400 year old man who wants nothing more than to conquer the entire galaxy and be happy. I hope you consider your actions in the future, as I am still crying because of you. Thank you, and goodbye.

Fuck if you wrinkly old man, no one gives a half a shit about you