#gov. jobs

[meanjewishdyke]

I know what’s best for you. You handed yourself over the moment you signed that paper, gave your body, your mind, your will to the government. Now, it’s mine to shape. I’ll pump you full of testosterone, push your limits in the gym, train you until the boy you were meant to be is all that’s left. Weakness isn’t an option anymore. You’ll follow orders, you’ll grow stronger, and you’ll learn that no one else has the right to touch you or control you — only me. You made this choice, and now I’ll make you perfect.

[constantvariations]

The origin of the White Fang is absolutely bananas. Blake recalls its original purpose to be a symbol of peace between humans and faunus, a notion so vague it's literally meaningless, but who the fuck names a peace organization White Fang? Why not something like the White Dove or Open Arms, something that actually brings to mind the idea of peace?

And here's another little thing that ShawLuna can't help but trip over: historically, those who prefer revolutionary tactics do not boot out a pacifist leader once their rationale becomes the popular one. They just make their own group, like the Black Panthers or the Hindustan Socialism Republic Association. This happens pretty often and the groups almost always are critical of each other's methods, but they coexist rather than take over

But doing that would mean that they would've had to write multiple groups with complex ideologies towards overcoming an equally complex obstacle, so one group turned sUpEr eViL is all we get

[gorgynei]

currently taking a course about conservation law and lets just say i find it a little silly ridiculous that our professor has not directly acknowledged the current state of us gov

[northduhcodeuh]

Silly little Gov, idk

CDC hates his job sometimes

[mariacallous]

[champagnemoon]

The funniest thing about people under like 25 right now is that to a lot of them dressing up or professional means dressing sexy lmao like my HR friend be having melt downs with the interns at her job

[pridetempt]

❤️ for short lil starters maybe ? probably canon quotes , but not necessarily lu's :)

[theninjazebra]

i know i put out commission info a month ago, but i actually think i need to stop freelancing entirely. i'm done.

[luneinary]

partners

[bittsandpieces]

Idk how much you make where you work but it might be worth giving Walgreens a look. They start at $15/hr for entry level and $17 for leadership. (At least here in NC. Your state may be higher depending on state laws and state minimum wage. And they honor meal breaks and rest periods.

this is very sweet! however i currently make $21 as my starting wage at this job and will probably get a raise within a year, since I have significant prior experience in my field and am actively taking a certification course right now. also we don't have a walgreens here

[longcoldwar]

ronan getting drunk and asking adam if he knows if 9/11 was an inside job or not

[suntails]

job market misery

[america-oreosandkitkats]

imagining getting a advocacy job that puts me in the same room as marco rubio so i can tell him what the fuck man and then tackle him to get immediately shipped off to federal court (a jury would not find me guilty)

[ghostlyanongirl]

reading the news and getting a stronger and stronger feeling i should message my spanish coworker to see if he has any single friends who want a trans wife lmfao

[lokh]

i wanna do a poll thats like. 'artists do u report commission earnings on ur tax report' but that would make me sound like a fed

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

HERE HAVE SOME MORE GOV-ANGST CHILDREN TAKE IT AND RUN BEFORE GUESS KILLS ME- (/j)

PA walked into the Main Floor Kitchen where he saw Gov standing and making coffee. The younger seemed to be frantically sending texts to multiple different people, and the Keystone State tried to ignore how tired and exhausted and just- done. Gov looked. It hurt to see his son like this, but PA wouldn’t admit it.

He walked over to the cupboard to grab a cup, and he noticed that Gov, who was right next to him, flinched when he raised his arm up to grab a cup. Huh. Weird.

"Gov? Ya good dumbass?" PA asked with a slight snort. He looked to Gov when the younger didn’t give an answer. Gov seemed to be zoned out, look at the kitchen counter if all places. He roughly poked the taller in the ribs, trying to gain his attention. Which he did, but Gov flinched and gave a small yelp. PA gained a more serious (CONCERNED-) look on his face and started prodding around random areas of Gov’s torso, seeing if maybe he was hurt.

"Eep!- Pa- - I mean- P-Pennsylvania stop!!-" Gov squeaked out, trying to get away from his father’s hands.

"Shut up and tell me where yer hurt!!!" PA shouted, grabbing Gov’s shoulders. He tried to ignore the terrified look in the younger’s eyes when he raised his voice.

"I-I’m n-not hurt! I just thought that-….” Gov cut himself and trailed off, which only made PA more annoyed.

"Well?? Spit it the f*ck out!!" PA shouted again, not realizing that his anger and shouting was scaring the taller personification, who had backed into a corner. PA simply followed Gov into said corner, awaiting the younger’s answer.

Gov teared up a little and flinched again, putting his arms up a little as if to protect himself. "I-I thought y-you were g-gonna hit me…..”

PA’s face instantly softened a bit, and he gave Gov a confused/annoyed look, "Why the hell would I bother with hurtin’ you?? Are ya stupid or some sh*t?"

Gov at this point looked like the equivalent to a small frazzled kitten as he responded:

"Y-yes- w-well no I just thought- I uh….. i don’t know I don’t know…-" Damn. His breathing sure sped up a lot.

"Hey hey hey….. shhhh….. breathe okay? Can yer dumbass do that?” PA said, gently (or at least as gentle as he could-) guiding Gov into a sitting position on the kitchen floor. Sh*t- what next- PA didn’t necessarily know what to do here. So he just opted to gently rub Gov’s back and try to get his son to do some breathing exercises to calm down. That sorta worked, but Gov was still panicking and crying a bit. PA sighed and pulled the taller man into his lap (dw PA ain’t that tiny. He’s 5’8 and Gov is 6’1-) and hugged him close, laying the younger’s head on his chest.

Gov eventually calmed down, and only a few tears were rolling down his face as he was held and hugged by the man he called his father. He sat there curled up and closed his eyes as he listened to PA’s heartbeat, which aided in calming him.

"Kid? Ya good now?" Asked PA, who was trying to make his voice calmer and quieter.

"I-I think s-s-so…..” Gov squeaked when he felt a gentle hand rubbing his arm in a soothing manner.

"Okay….. Good enough to answer more questions?"

"Yeah….."

PA moved his hand up to gently run his fingers through Gov’s hair, a tactic he always used with Massachusetts (YES I SHIP THEM LEAVE ME BE 😭) to calm him down on a rough day. "Alright….. Why the f*ck didja think that I was gonna hit ya?"

Gov was silent for a few seconds, but he answered: "I-I dunno….. you always act like yer gonna….. and you were mad and yelling I just t-thought t-that y-y’know-“

"Hush…. Yer gettin’ worked up again moron." PA said, giving a small not-very-well-hidden chuckle. "As for the…..hittin’ ya thing….. I know, I know I act like I’m gonna hit ya…. But ya know that I would neva’ actually hit ya right?"

"…."

"Gov, yer my kid. I would neva’ physically hurt you unless it was absolutely necessary. Like- if ya were attackin’ someone. Which- you wouldn’t do. So ya don’t need to worry about me hurtin’ ya. Ya got that?" PA asked, switching to gently scratching Gov’s scalp. He smiled a tiny bit when he heard and felt Gov’s little purrs of bliss.

"Mhm…." Gov sounded rather unsure of his answer, and PA could tell.

"Gov?"

"Hm?"

"Do ya actually get it?"

"…..*sigh* yeah…."

"Okay. Good. Glad I got that through that thick skull o’ yours." PA said. He gently nuzzles the top of Gov’s hair, and he continued to hold him until Gov fell asleep. Good.

@greatinternetllama :)

And @misery-has-no-company-now I tortured him :3