#gotham knights was SO SOOOO GOOD to us!!! S2

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LOVE LOVE LOVE SOOO SOOOO F* GOOD!!!! S2 <3

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yet another ask dump yeehaw!

do you ever think that jay's mother was one of those bitch who believes in horoscope and tarots and things like that and so he believes in these things too, or it is just me projecting?

sheila haywood took one look at jason's birthchart said 'nah this won't do' and left.

Wait, but what happens when the justice league does find out that Bruce and John fucked? Lmao it sounds like it would be hilarious, really, I don’t want a justice league that doesn’t make fun of Bruce for like his entire life.

barry runs out of the meeting immediately and comes back with an entire sti testing kit. diana fully seriously wants bruce to get tested while bruce is sitting there like 'come on guys, you're being ridiculous, i already checked twice'

john is standing in the corner clearly offended while bruce is just like 'don't even say anything, constantine, you fucked a shark'

tim was like "i'm drake now" and everyone was like ahh so your fursona is a dragon and tim was like pffffft no. ducks.

on the one hand, good for him, on the other hand, bro, how do you still have a secret identity when your superhero name is just your last name,,,,

Your fic on ao3 was GOLD PLEASE CONTINUE I loved Dinah's cameo btw ( @purple-vixen

thanks so much! i already continued but this ask is like 10 years old because i'm a notorious procrastinator (also yes! i love dinah so much aahhhhhhhhhhhh)

I've FINALLY been watching the Batman animated series and I gotta say, after watching "the gray ghost" I am CONVINCED that Batman is a closeted super hero geek who was 100% freaking out the first time he met Superman and is just REALLY good at hiding it.

bruce internally: holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit holy fuck holy shit bruce externally: get out of my city, alien

AHHH ur multimedia fic is the only thing that brings me happiness anymore continue it forever pls

uhh thanks, but can't continue it forever because my attention span is that of a toddler on crack on a good day and i can't function without at least 10 things going on at the same time and music in the background

Oi, so I'm getting into dc and watching batman the animated series, and they use fruitcake a lot. Which I thought was very funny and wanted to share w you - Denilla

wait like fruitcake (food) or fruitcake (derogatory) ?

young justice 🤝 teen titans slut shaming batman

tim drake and dick grayson to their respective teams 'you guys stop it, that's my dad'

Happyhoganon: If an eighty year old Batman had fought crime in Gotham City for decades and the only threats to him and the city lately are a wheel chair bounded Penguin, your usual purse snatchers and a few con artists popping up every now and then, how well could the Dark Knight do in maintaining the peace in Gotham despite him being just somewhat fit to do that as an elderly man (which says A LOT given how old he is)

uhh he'll probably do what my grandpa does and that is ruthlessly prank them until they die of shame.

in the death in the family interactive movie there's an ending where Jason is tasked with raising Damian and he decides he's gonna raise Damian to take down the waynes and al ghuls which uh maybe isn't great BUT the idea of Jason raising Damian... PRICELESS. CHAOTIC. I just need more people to know about this :)

yes i saw that wow holy shit but jason would accidentally drop damian on his head one (1) hour in and jason just yeets him into the lazarus pit.

Headcanon: The Penguin has a really hard time fighting any of the Robins because of his avian obsession means there's always a small part of his mind that's like "Birb. Child. Protect" ( @subspacecadet )

as soon as dick becomes nightwing the penguin is like 'you know what, fuck this dude' and shoots at him.

Y'all talking about King Shark dating Constantine, let's not forget about John literally hooking up with Satan

listen there's a clear difference between monsterfucker and satanfucker in that king shark is literally a shark and satan still looks like a normal dude

Does everyone in Gotham think Batman is a teen dad?

everyone in gotham thinks batman has been around since gotham was founded, but they do think that bruce wayne is actually a teen father and dick grayson's biological dad.

why. why would you do that fancast when you know it will only hurt people

what? i loved my fancast it was really well done. i did it with good representation in mind and i really managed that with alfred pennyworth being ✨italian✨

Seeing james charles a jason gave me psychic damage how dare you i need to wash my eyes

well that's a you problem isn't it?

do you think dick grayson thirst tweets about nightwing just to annoy his family/cause problems on purpose in general?

he thinks nightwing is hot, next question.

holy jiminy cricket batman, its as cold as the good lords ass crack in here!!

i- what? this is why i don't fuck with english expressions it's way too goddamn weird

Brooooooo, your teen dad!Bruce au is soooo good. I've got brainrot.

Honestly if you ever write anymore, I'd read that shit twice. Sign me the fuck up. Good stuff, Good Stuff.

uh yeah i'm thinking about writing a fic, but i have exams coming up and i don't wanna fail because that would suck. but after i'll certainly be writing more tho

your teen dad AU is so great! bruce acting like a big brother for all of like a week before he's telling everyone about his son. what if in the AU dick meets the JL because they need to rescue him? maybe he's in trouble/kidnapped at a gala and bruce starts calling for JL. clark finds him and has to fly with dick to bring him home - that's how dick and clark meet and superman becomes dick's fave hero. he goes around the manor thinking he can fly with a red blanket draped around him like a cape.

actually- if you want a young dad! bruce fic with like that kinda stuff(just with damian) go check uhh- in for a penny by cdelphiki. it's really good and bruce is like 24/25-ish. (and dick's there!!!)

This account has solely convinced me that Tim is a trash goblin ( @hamilcat-and-magic-turtle )

because he is. that boy has slept in dumpsters on multiple occasions even if he is the son of a billionaire.

Okay but when you said victory dance I did think of the whole justice league defeating the big bad and then they all start flossing

well that's exactly what hal jordan does and that's why batman uses a gun now. no but the victory dance in my opinion is like the 'we're all in this together' dance from high school musical.

The horrors in Invincible s1 was nothing compared to the comics, I cant wait for s2

oh well okay, i mean i personally react to horror and violence by laughing awkwardly so i can't wait to be called a monster for accidentally laughing at a mass murder.

I'm currently watching Batman: The Brave and The Bold and- Bruce is just talking about Oliver like he's an old love (@nightwings-kid)

okay im going to watch that lmao that's totally and completely in character for him tho.

The invincible comic is like super gratuitous with its violence so much so I'm shocked the show was able to adapt it in a faithful way! Anyway had the show been live action it absolutely wouldn't have the same impact as it does as an animated show and I'm so glad so many people agree with me on that

also because a live action casting would've been like uhh amanda stenberg for amber, the dude- the guy from the supernatural but with a mustache for omni-man, and scarlet johanssen for debbie grayson

Debbie grayson is a milf, yes. You're welcome for the invincible propoganda, now you can questions your life. Bruce def seems like the perfect father next to Omni-man. Like they really took a rip off justice league and I was like well, now I'm attached even tho I was like hah I know who they're supposed to be. And then bam- death gore death gore gore gore sad Mark grayson just had to have daddy issues. Why does every character have daddy issues. I'm sick of the attacks

because daddy issues make a person arguably funnier, that's why i'm not even remotely funny (haha good dad flex). i liked that it was dark contextually, but not in the colouring, bc i hate when it's like 'uh yeah graphic murder and now a shot so dark you have to sit in a dark room and squint at the screen to faintly see the characters. (like dcau ugh)

About the Wayne insurance, for a moment I thought you would put the video with moans over the waves.

i mean- i could've done that, but rick rolling seemed more family friendly.

Its the first time in forever that im surpise rickrolled, i usually expect it. Congratulations (i really should know better this is tumblr)

i get rickrolled so often but i actually like the song so i dont really give a fuck

Actually, my information about Damian and John's kids is outdated because it was revealed that the old men telling the kids stories about the Supersons were actually Jon and Damian the whole time. I was blinded by my thirst for Grandpa!Bruce Wayne but I was wrong... I liked my version better, tbh (@artemisa97)

fair enough. but i'd honestly like to see damian and jon getting together, just because it's a really fun dynamic and their friendship was really cute when they were kids. (also idk maybe it would be nice to have one (1) main batfam/superfam character that's not cishet)

How am i JUST finding your blog skdskfkd you're so fucking funny and ur takes are hot

i thought u were calling me hot :( but youre not :( crime detected (but lmao thanks)

So I have depression and I swear that your memes are one of the few things that have made me laugh so thank you 💛🥺 (@katekanebadass)

aw you're welcome, and i hope you're doing okay!

The metropolis memes are so funny, I love them 💀😌

i think metropolis is also so fucking funny it deserves more attention imagine having your entire police force being upstaged by an alien from kansas and his kids

as an american i feel your complete lack of knowledge of us geography is just so sexy (platonic) ❤️

thanks so much (i also don't know any other geography, i'm not kidding, like you can tell me you're from hungary and it will just blank, there will be nothing that comes to mind)

In the DC universe they don't say "Can't have shit in Detroit" they say "Can't have shit in Gotham"

this just reminds me of that guy whose porch got stolen like the steps to his door, and i'm thinking of people living in gotham and waking up without a front door and going "can't have shit in gotham"

honestly all i know about chicago is the bean, so. what would gotham's famous sculpture be?

gigantic gargoyle statue in front of one of the police precincts because a villain thought it was a smart way to keep the police inside, but it's too heavy to move.

why tf do people go on about how batman "works alone" or how he's the "lone wolf" when he like 38290202 members in his family

bc people think it's cool that a grown man in his 30s has no friends or family instead of calling it what it is (sad)

Bruce is gotham's sugar daddy

why would say something so controversial yet so brave.

my favorite batfamily fanfictions are the ones where they use their shitty codenames, unironically, in any context

dick: gerard way are you in position, gerard way are you in position

tim: for the last fucking time, my codename is 'totally not count olaf' this week, abbafan 3000

dick: shut up my codename isn't 'abbafan 3000'

dick: it's 'abbafan number 1' and you know it

I have a feeling Tim drake is ur favourite batfamily member but okay u don't have favs if u say so ok

i mean he is, i won't deny it. but i love each and every one of the batfam just the same, i just have a weak spot for short dumbass nerds, because i'm a short dumbass nerd.

Omg i fuckin love boy meets world too fam shsjkfk

bro boy meets world was the shit!!! it was just fire and awesome and so fucking great like bro. it was so good im not even going to be accepting criticism

you know I find the whole "joker completes batman" thing a bit disgusting considering the horrendous stuff the batfamily went through because of the joker and let's not get started on the "joker has a point" thing like yeah he's this cool complex villain but he's absolutely batshit crazy

like yes! i get what you mean the joker just fucking sucks man he doesn't do shit for batman's character or the batfam he's literally just annoying as fuck. like the joker has a point' shit is so stupid. i will accept 'magneto was right' because he fucking was and i think he didn't do anything wrong, but joker? he's just like that. he's not even cool and complex he's just a weirdo with a bleach kink at this point.

ALSO YOUR RACISM POST- SO TRUE BESTIE

thanks bestie, i'm glad you agree.

in today's essay of why I think cass should become batman- I was thinking Tim would probably be the most efficient batman in many ways but I also think he wouldn't want to be batman tbh none of the batfamily members would want to be batman because they're trying to outgrow him but cass is the one who wants to represent the symbol that is batman

absofuckinglutely i will say it again and again that cass represents the batsymbol more than anyone in the batfam, in batgirl (2000) she literally didn't care about anything else than bruce's oath to not kill, she thought the batsymbol was more important than anything in gotham. she's just an excellent character because her motivation to not kill is not 'i'm scared i can't come back from it' or 'well my dad says no murder so i'll go along with it' but that she's killed somebody as a young child and she never wants to kill a human ever again and that's so fucking beautiful for a new batman like yes.

need more cass, duke and tim inclusion in gothamite memes

yes yes, a tall order of cass, duke and tim coming up in 1-14 business days

oldest to youngest batfam members cus I'm confused as shit

okay order of being taken in: dick, jason, tim, cass, damian, duke order of age: alfred, bruce, dick, cass, jason, tim, duke, damian (though cass and jason are around the same age general consensus is that cass is a little older)

I'm so confused Steph is a redhead?? like how was it that hard to get this right? the source material is literally right there and free

cw is jared, 19

do you receive anon hate? if so, how do you deal with it

uh no, i'm not remotely popular enough to get anon hate and i also don't say a lot of things that would attract anon hate, but i do send anon hate to @the-real-peter-parker because he forgot about the specialists from winx club

Wait how many languages do you speak??

uhh- 5 if you include latin, but that's a dead language and i'm really bad at it. but english, my native language, german, and french also, tho german and french not fluently.

You can mix aguaepanela with aguardiente 😈 and is tasty

okay but now i'm curious if the liquor deserves the 😈 emoji or if that's a you problem. but i googled it and it looks like something you'd take one sip of and then not remember the rest of your evening.

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DC Fandome 2021

Finally arrived! My thoughts:

Disappointed that there was no real news on S2 of Superman & Lois but I get that they've only just started filming. Hope we get news soon.

Holy shit we're finally getting another animated Green Lantern movie? I'm assuming that will be set in the Tomorrowverse shared continuity they established and John Stewart will be the main protagonist. That's fine with me, wonder how much longer until we get a JL movie set in the Tomorrowverse however?

Super-Sons is finally getting a movie! Jon's making waves and hopefully Damian will be less insufferable here than he's been everywhere else outside of comics

Still can't see Ezra as Barry, and holy shit wearing a choker really? Really hoping the Internet forgot about the video huh. I am getting more and more interested in checking the Flash movie out for Keaton Batman. Surprised to see Sasha Supergirl in the promo this early, guess she'll have a big role to play

Speaking of Batman, holy shit does The Batman look good! Seeing a lot of people compare it to Nolan and that's definitely part of the DNA, but it's also clearly less obsessed with realism than Nolan was. Odd that my most anticipated DC movie is a Batman movie considering how fatigued I am of him everywhere else but at least Batman is the one DC IP they don't usually fuck up.

Martians and magic for the focus of S4? I'm ready for the return of a more pissed off and violent Conner. Can he please get a new fucking outfit? It's not even tacticool, just basic and boring. Theorized that the "Phantoms" title referred to the season being connected to the Phantom Zone in some way, but I wonder if instead it is related to the Martians. Maybe there will be a White Martian Invasion in S4? Animation looks ok but still choppy, and the trailer voiceover was awful, no clue what they were thinking there.

Speaking of animation, My Adventures With Superman looks soooo fucking good! Think this is going to be the best Superman product we will get this decade besides S&L. Know it's too early to be saying that but the concept art of the trio looks so goddamn good, and that small promo image of Lois and Jimmy rushing to Clark has me excited! Can't wait for a proper trailer, really excited to see their take on Metropolis. Doesn't look like they're going retrofuture with the aesthetic. Sucks it got pushed back to 2023 but at least that will be a good fit for Superman's 85th

Meanwhile the more popular sibling show, The Caped Crusader fills me with equal parts fear and interest. Timm "without restrictions" is going to be either amazing or godawful. What new crack ship will he unleash upon us I wonder? Happy to hear there won't be any other heroes in TCC, keep Timm the fuck away from Superman and Wonder Woman please.

Speaking of WW, this is her 80th and she's getting jack shit for it. No WW: TAS, no video game, not even an animated movie. Piss poor showing from DC there. Least she's getting her first event since Amazons Attack! (no I don't give a shit that Snyder hyped Death Metal up as a WW event, that was bullshit) in Trial of the Amazons. Hope it's good! Still a really lousy showing for Wondy at this Fandome

Gotham Knights and Suicide Squad got trailers!... with no gameplay. Still don't really care about either but I do think I'll get Knights to play as Nightwing so I can enjoy a media product with him in it where he's not completely incompetent. None of the humor for SS landed for me and I really, really fucking hate Harley at this point. Expecting Batman to show up and save the day with the Squad because how else would this plot end? Will he also end up saving the day in Knights after he escapes the Court or shakes off the brainwashing (come on you don't REALLY think he's dead do you?) is the real question mark.

Happy Yang has another DC project coming, sad it's not Superman related

Glad to hear all the Milestone books are getting another season, I'm only reading Static and Icon & Rocket right now. Really happy to hear there is an animated movie coming! McDuffie's creations deserve to reach a wider audience and Brandon Thomas writing the script should mean it's written well

Aquaman, Shazam 2, and Black Adam all look solid

Krypto looks fun! Hope it's good, Bolt was one of my favorite animated movies as a kid, so Superman meets Bolt is right up my alley.

New motto for Clark as well as Jon! May go more in-depth with my thoughts about this later but the short version is I like it.

Lol at Titans getting renewed, that show will never die, your hatred only strengthens it

All in all I'd give it a 7/10. Was fine but aside from The Batman nothing really blew me away. Kinda wish they had spent more time talking about the comics, this was the biggest audience they ever could have gotten, why not talk a bit more about what they have planned for Flash, Superman, the JL, etc? Least they did hype up a WW event, but I think they could have done more honestly.

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Thank YOU GOTHAM KNIGHTS!!!!! THANK YOU SO SOOOOOOO MUUUUUUUUUCH!!!!! S2 LOVE LOVE LOVE SERIOUSLY, we got SOOOO MUCH JUICY SCENES WITH MISHA!!! I am SOOOO SOOO GRATEFUL for them for giving us all that!!!!! They DESERVED MORE!!!! We DESERVED to have MORE Gotham Knights!!! SUCH A GOOD SHOW!!!! :D Look at HIM!!!!!! SOOO SOOOO HOOOOOT, SOOOO F* SEEEEEXY!!!!! GOREGEOUS, MARVELOUS, MAGNIFICENT, HANDSOME!!! BRICK F* HOUSE!!!! Thank YOU SO SOOO MUCH for this!!!! You are AMAZING!!! :) <3

MISHA COLLINS as HARVEY DENT in GOTHAM KNIGHTS ↳ 1x05 MORE MONEY, MORE PROBLEMS

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YUP YUP YUP!!!! I LOVE THIS MAN SO SOOO MUCH!!!! S2 The way that he is PROUD and HAPPY for Queer Cas and the REPRESENTATION to be there!!! I LOOOOOOVE how he is PROUD of his WORK and PROUD of Cas' arc and HOW MUCH he (and others) FOUGHT for it!!!! And, YEAH, he is ALWAYS SOOO HAPPY and OPEN to TALK about Queer Cas and DESTIEL!!! He is ALWAYS ready to LISTEN to the fans and to answer questions about it!!! I LOOOOVE THAT, even more because it makes us feel SEEN and CARED ABOUT!!!! I know, I KNOW, "we don't need that, we don't need 'vindication', we don't need 'actor men support' " and all that that some fans like to say, and yeah, I UNDERSTAND what you mean, BUT ALSO, IT FEELS F* GOOD to SEE someone INDEED having our backs and TREATING us with KIND and LOVE! READY to LISTEN to US, to TALK to US and to LOVE and be PROUD of US and RECOGNIZE and ALSO CARE about our ship and HOW IMPORTANT it is that it is NOT just "excluded" or just made FUN of... or thrown under a rug, because of "any" excuses... So, THANK YOU, Misha!!!! I AM REALLY SO SOOOO GRATEFUL for having HIM in my life!!! Thank YOU for giving us CAS and THANK YOU for NOT shying away of TALKING about your CHARACTERS and the NUANCES and POSSIBILITIES that are there for him!!!! Thank YOU for showing RESPECT and CARE for us!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE I also AGREE, PRETTY SURE that was INDEED a BIG REASON for WHY Misha took the Gotham Knights' role!!!! And, AGAIN, SO SOOOO F* HAPPY that he GAVE US Harvey Dent and Fugue!Harvey and Two-Face!!!! Gotham Knights was SO SOOOO F* GOOD, STILL hoping HERE that we MAYBE get more from it... SOO SOO PROUD of EVERYONE involved in it and SOOO SAD that they didn't get the chance to CONTINUE on!!! Thank YOU SOOO MUCH for sharing this with us!!! You are AMAZING!!!! :) <3

Bringing this back(again), because yeah he likes to make a joke, it's his way,but he always gives thought out responses. Even today's panel Misha talked about representation and how things changed. And I can guarantee it's the reason Misha took the role on Gotham Knights. A show ran by a lesbian with queer creators behind the scenes and a queer PoC writing staff. Misha praised GK for its representation and also said he's glad to see shows going more in that direction.

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I am SO SOO PROUD of HIM!!!!! His portrayal of Harvey AND Two Face was SOO SOOO GOOD!!!! S2 PHENOMENAL!!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE I LOVE HIM SO SOOO MUCH!!!! We should have gotten WAAAAAY MORE of Gotham Knights and all the cast and crew!!!! They DESERVED MORE!!!! I am STILL hoping here!!!!! \o/ SOOOO HAPPY seeing him getting the praises there, he DESERVES it!!! :D Thank YOU SOOO MUCH for sharing this with us!!! You are AMAZING!!!! :) <3

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Oh My!!!!! AWWWWWWWWWWWW These are SOOO SOOOOOOO LOVELY!!!! S2 SOOOO GOOD!!!!!! HAPPINESS!!!! Look at ALL OF YOU there!!!! HAVING FUN and BEING GORGEOUS!! LOVE LOVE LOVE Also, EXACTLY, I LOOOOOVE how Misha is ALWAYS happy to go along with the props and have FUN on his OPs!!!! :D I LOOOOOOOVE the change from tiger-man to party-man there!!! ;) GOTHAM KNIGHTS!!!!!! S2 Look at HIM!!!! Having SOO MUCH fun there!!!! These Photo OPs are SOOOOO LOVELY and BEAUTIFUL!!!! Misha looking SO SOOO HOOOOT and SEEEEEXY!!!! SOOOO HANDSOME!!!!! He is SEEEEEXY and he KNOWS IT!!!! :D Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY there OP!!! S2 Wishing you ALL GOOD THINGS!!!! Hoping that you are having an INCREDIBLE day!!!! \o/ Thank YOU SO SOOO MUCH for sharing this with us!!! You are AMAZING!!! :) <3

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LOVE LOVE LOVE SOOOO F* PROUD OF THEM!!!!!!! S2 SERIOUSLY, THIS SHOW, SO SO SOOOO GOOD!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE THE CHARACTERS, THE STORIES, THE CAST, THE CREW!!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE SOOOO F* SAD and UNFAIR that it wasn't renewed!!!! T.T I am STILL HOLDING ON TO HOPE HERE!!!!!! \o/ #SaveGothamKnights Thank YOU, Misha!!!! Thank YOU and the CREW and CAST for giving us ALL THESE MARVELOUS CHARACTERS and STORIES and INTERACTIONS!!!! Thank YOU, for giving us GOTHAM KNIGHTS!!!!!! S2 I am not good at creating, BUT, I will DEFINITELY continue to REBLOG the FANARTS and FANFICS and GIFSETS and FANVIDEOS about THIS MAGNIFICENT SHOW!!!!! S2 Thank YOU SO SO MUCH for this!!! You are AMAZING!!!! :) <3

Since we can write our own stories as you said (about the SPN series finale), then "Nothing ever really ends, does it?" 🙂❤️

Just keep fighting! Looking forward to see you all shine in the future projects, and "Never say never"!! 💪🔥