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jackstheprinceofhearts · 10 months ago
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evangeline when jacks kept sending her those warnings:
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ivyblooms · 2 months ago
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The funniest homophobia I ever experienced was a Mormon lady at my work telling me she would accept me being gay because we have to get along as coworkers but I really should consider not being gay because gay people have sex like animals (especially gay men) and she just couldn't stop thinking about it and how gross we are. She started really getting distressed, near tears, and saying 'I can't stop thinking about it. I can't stop." over and over and miming some kind of sex acts with her hands and I was like ?????? What is happening???? One of the other Mormon ladies had to come over and pat her on the back and help her sit down to help her calm down and our boss gave her the afternoon off due to being too upset to work.
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blorbopolis · 10 months ago
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im cooking
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cowboysmp3 · 6 months ago
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there’s something sooo sickening about how dunmeshis whole energy is like sometimes something terrible and awful happens to you and it changes you forever and nothing can make you the person you were before but there’s still love and there’s still sharing a meal together and there’s still living
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kensatou · 4 months ago
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make men slutty again.
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pocket-size-cthulhu · 8 months ago
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I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard
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soundwavefucker69 · 11 months ago
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bastille has done more for the queer community by just making all of their love songs about "you" instead of specifying a gender than taylor swift has in all of her discography. thanks for coming to my ted talk.
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sabertoothwalrus · 7 months ago
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just normal royal advisor things
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monakisss · 7 months ago
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post-canon falin but she still has her blue robe
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wyntonyang · 3 months ago
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happy birthday miku! her official age in 2007 was 16, so she’s 33 years old today. Luka got her a cake.
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playdohpim · 4 months ago
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nothing more embarrassing than holding a blonde man dear in your thoughts. you were supposed to be the enemy.
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kiisaes · 2 months ago
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teenage rite of passage: bad haircut
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ruushes · 11 months ago
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sleeping arrangements (not sure tara would ever actually deign to sleep in the same 20ft radius as shovel but who can resist those big shiny insectoid black eyes 🥺)
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arinmoss · 2 months ago
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Chappell Roan :3
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magnificentmicrowave · 3 months ago
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emo magician girl :P
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kensatou · 3 months ago
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"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"
hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.
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