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jhsharman · 3 months ago
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snowballs in July
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A recurrent premise in Archie Comics which I do not believe is transferable to real life. You will end up with one mass frozen over clump, and it will take a lot of effort to cut apart. Too much effort for too little reward in any case, and I don't think delayed gratification is a characteristic for these teenagers.
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gotta-draw-em-all-daily · 2 years ago
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Day four hundred thirty one 431 Glameow
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anmazend · 2 years ago
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Got drunk
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andisupreme · 4 months ago
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
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s0up1ta · 5 months ago
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"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"
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"... that's not important."
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doctorsiren · 4 months ago
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A thought I had the other night right before falling asleep
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arlospace · 11 months ago
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They're both handling the divorce well
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prokopetz · 25 days ago
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If you please, reblog with your favourite random encounter/event/complication/whatever table entry from any tabletop RPG you've read.
Currently mine (from the random hangover table in Josh McCrowell's His Majesty the Worm):
You wake up with a wedding ring on a finger. It's not your finger.
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starscream-is-my-wife · 2 months ago
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None of the Decepticons are surprised
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(Edit: the vans are Ratchet and Ironhide they use the same Nissan Vanette mold in G1)
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pangur-and-grim · 11 months ago
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I fell on a flight of stairs, and some 5’1 woman helped me even though I’m 6’1. it was a spiritual experience. also I am very injured
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writingwhatswrong · 1 year ago
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Being cock drunk is REAL and it CAN happen and I REALLY REALLY THOUGHT it was just a cute little idea like lol what if taking dick could make you totally stupid and forget everything you know OTHER than dick. But no it's very very real and makes you say very very depraved shit
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meanyart · 5 months ago
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"one thing lead to another"
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four-pointed-leaf · 7 months ago
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we have to stop finding out things like this
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kidokear · 7 months ago
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Perceptor has two (2) modes when it come to Brainstorm. XD
I've been craving Simpatico lately, and I needed a break from a full illustration. ^-^
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sillypelagicredcrab · 1 year ago
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happy birthday to this guy
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Círdan Coberell
Drow Warlock
Poster child for don’t go walking in the woods alone.
He and his family are part of a small group of dark elves who escaped from the underdark and started their own little village. Except he decided to leave bc adventure and got hopelessly lost in the feywild. But now, he’s very busy serving his lovely little archfey patron who may or may not be clinically insane. But it’s fine because along the way he’s gonna get so many guys (sort of. Maybe. Kinda. Hopefully?)
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s0up1ta · 4 months ago
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playing with them in my head like barbie dolls
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