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awh you missed me? you're too cute, it's such a shame that you don't get many anons.
& you're even cuter when you beg. i adore sweet things like you that are so eager to please. we'd have such a good time together, i like the idea of you rutting into me, or having me on top of you, grinding my hips n twitching whenever my clit catches on your cage. and oh.. to be knotted by you 💕💕wld want you to press your body weight into me, hold me down so i have no choice but to take it all no matter how much i whine or squirm. want you latched onto my tits while you do it, slobbering all over them like a good puppy. if you knot me good, i'll let you clean the mess up afterwards (and maybe make a new one). you'd better do good, puppy, bc i would looove to put that tongue to use n have your pretty lil face squished in between my thighs. how does that sound?
n that is adorable! that's okay, you don't need to know what an orgasm is. all you need to worry about is making me feel good, turning me into a sobbing, leaking mess, and being my good girl.
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Well I am. Breaking my attempt to. Not just spend hours of today plapping and rutting my cage into my fleshlight. At this point it's an acute need. Especially with such material that I have been needing more of lately, given plain ass visual porn really. Doesn't do it always-
I'm an absolute slut for this kind of long and detailed describing, giving me room to imagine and think, which. My am I doing that right now.
Pressing my full heavy weight against someone else... Rutting my strap's knot as far into a hole as it can go, my clit grinding and making sweet sloppy kisses with another's?? brain just melting and making a puddle under us alongside all the pre and slick,,,
Plus. Getting to suck boob??? YES- and getting to be between thighs and clean/make more messes and pretty sounds?????? Need need NEED please 🙏
I will. Be an absolute pretty pet for this kind of thing. Anyday. Always. Because. Yes.
My clit. Is. Throbbing. In its small and limpness, it is. Twitching. And fuck. It's a wonder I'm not leaking at this. I probably am going to be pretty soon-
Anything to be a good girl and make somebody feel really really good!!!🙏 Yes please please please please please please please please please please please please-
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Fortunately, he also loses his sunglasses a lot.
Someone STOLE the goshfucked CAR. Okay. I admit. I can get a little lazy when it comes to warding things. I didn’t do anything to protect the car. I’m not even sure I could’ve made that much of a difference, considering my Handsome Assistant apparently owns what could be considered “the most stealable car in America.” Now, there are aftermarket updates to make cars more secure, but we only buy…
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just registered im not actually mutuals with either of these people. fuck. goshfucking dammit
mutuals love me
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You pink milk monster!!!!! 😭😭😭
#sotus the series#kongpob x arthit#my heart aches#goshfucking dammit#pink milk monster#ai'oon you bastard#let my kong finish his dam words#fail confession#tears#poor kong
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Goshfuck why is it so hard for people to just respect other people when they're doing no harm like no one gives a flying fuck if you don't believe in angels Susan but that doesn't mean you have to insult them
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Someone give @antivaxxer their Edgy Online Award now, like oof yikes good golly goshfuck, jesus, I can’t deal, like wow...
Y'all like studies so damn much? Here are some on the effects of online harassment.
Increased neuroticism
Suicidal ideation
Dangers of using the internet for vigilante justice
References from a study looking at how cyber harassment contributes to strain theory
It really fucks you up, dipshits
#yikes#just yikes#just yikes dude#like wow#im speechless but at the same time wanna ramble#like I've seen edgy#I've seen edgy assholes#but that fuckface there is like#I dont even wanna say maximum edgy#you're like embarrassingly overedgy#my god#ooooft just YIKES
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YEP EXACTLY. And their safe word is pineapple so we can keep the tradition going. you're not letting me down, i love how you continued it. goshfucking darn it. i hope i don't miss it if you do decide to post it haaha.
don’t worry I’m a sucker for reblogging my own writing for the validation, so you’ll probably see it! Might not get to it before tomorrow, but you can always check my writing tag on my blog if you haven’t seen it in a few days :)
#amelia answers#I have the kindest anons <3#anonymous asks are fun#I'll see what I can do nonnie :)#Anonymous
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I'm going to get some goshfucking 2 day old children for some quarantine company, pray for me so I can steal them all
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My dog just threw up on my carpet
Excuse me while I cry myself to sleep
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