#gosh heckies

[shingekinomyfeelings]

When did I become the kind of person who struggles to relax WITHOUT trying to do productive multitasking at the same time?

[delcat177]

It's cool it's cool the mail guys just tie pumpkins full of meat to the back of their trucks, like the whole Just Married cans thing, and the wolves are greatly enriched by chasing them to your house! Unless they get tuckered out and show up on a little old lady's doorstep, but that only happens (checks clipboard) always

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

[dolyx]

(tumblr search doesn't work on priv posts so whoo yay… █████ beloved)

[skydreamtakesflight]

Holy heck I am so freaking gay for Margaret from Mice Tea. Like seriously, she is a total babe and smoochable and gosh heckie I wanna do all the things with her help I'm gay

[daily-creampuffcutie]

so you're a palatean pokemon? are there other pokemon that also have different palatean forms?

[♪] [[ More than you could possibly perceive! Planet Palatea houses millions of saporous species baked into every corner and crumb of the world. It is a biosphere brimming with bonbons! ]]

[[ Depicting every species here would exceed this blog's scope, so Connee has invited a few guests today to showcase a slice of our extraordinary ecosystem. ]]

[[ Our first guest is Madison, a Palatean Buneary! Cotten candy coneys like Madison are local to Doughnut Delights and tend to be a tad timid. They often stay together in groups and conceal themselves within the forest foliage. Their fur is also superbly soft! ]]

[[ Madison is a bit camera shy, so Connee gave her a helping hand! ]]

[[ Next up is Frederick, a Palatean Macargo! This molten mollusk is a visitor from Choco Challenge looking for a cool climate getaway. Frederick's study shell and fiery fudge are the results of his ancestors, who spent millennia lounging in lava cake volcanos. ]]

[[ Also, do not panic, macargo are not actually 18,000°F! This is a misconception that tabloids spread to create sensational stories. If this was the case, Connee would have been instantly vaporized! ]]

[[ For our final guest, Connee fetched her friend Lu- ]]

????: YIPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

(C R A S H !!)

????: Howdyhoodles, ladders and gentlesnakes! How rawr you all doing on this tacotastic Tuesday? X3

[[ O-Oh gosh, Connee! Are you alright?! ]]

Connee: @w@

[[ LUCA!! You were supposed to wait for your cue and walk carefully onto the set, not head charge straight into the host!! ]]

Luca: I wanted to make a grand entrée! Besides, you guys were in despacito need of some high-larry-ness that'll shatter everybob's boneless spare ribs! And I'm here with that digiorno delivery. UwU

[[ First off, the phrase is "make a grand entrance," not "entrée." Second, the word "hilarious" is an adjective, not a...never mind. ]]

[[ Anyway! This is Luca Lemonloaf, another Doughnut Delights denizen and one of Connee's bestest buddies. Luca is a yamper-fidough crossbreed who inherited his mother's citrus style and father's doughy disposition, resulting in a well-baked bowow. ]]

[[ He is brisker than a breakneck bullet! He is peppier than a megalopolitan power plant! ᴴᵉ ᶦˢ ᶦⁿᶜʳᵉᵈᶦᵇˡʸ ᵘⁿᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵒᵘˡᵈ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵇᵉ ᵉⁿᶜᵒᵘʳᵃᵍᵉᵈ ]]

Luca: Heckie freaking yeah I am!! I can do tony's tricks too, watch me flip-flap all over these sandals!! XD

[[ At least get off of Connee first!! ]]

[[…thank you for the prompt anon! ]]

[inkdemonapologist]

Do you guys go on a call when you play coc? How good are you at the Sammy voice?

HAHA! We do go on call for sessions, though we don’t all do character voices. It’s hard enough to figure out what to do about The Horrors in real time, much less what this specific character would do about The Horrors, much LESS putting it into an in-character voice! As you can probably tell from some of the out-of-context quotes, we’re believers in not needing to “speak in character” unless you want to, since “[Sammy voice] You idiot! What were you thinking, Joey?” and “Sammy’s going to start berating Joey and calling him an idiot” are both roleplaying and both convey the same basic thing – and sometimes the second one is easier to do on the fly. There’s also a lot of half-in-character comments, since I tend to refer to my character as “I” and “me” while playing any tabletop game, so sometimes it’s flexible what’s in-character and what’s just us reacting to things – if I say “oh my gosh Jack what the heckie are you doin,” that’s probably not the words Sammy would use, but if Mochi responds as Jack, there’s a good chance we’ll assume the characters actually did have this conversation, just, maybe they worded some things differently.

THAT SAID, i do indeed have A Voice when I speak as Sammy; I don’t know that it’s super close to Sammy’s actual voice??? it’s just more Sammy-styled than my normal speaking voice, like, the way I think he'd say things rather than a perfect impression. I like doing some sort of speaking quirk for tabletop characters when I can! Even if it’s not a big change, it’s nice to have a tangible way to put myself in character.

[monsterfloofs]

I found a pretty old sketch I made of one of your characters and if I weren't lowkey embarrassed about my art skills I'd share it.

Anyway, this is a reminder that your creations spark joy, and that I'm thankful that you share them on here.

🥺🥺🥺🥺 No wait, NO WAIT!! Aaaaaaaaa gosh darn I would absolutely love to see that-- but man, I completely understand the insecurity about your work!!

Holy heckie thank you for this, today has been pretty wonky for me but this.. this really made my day 10x better! Sending you digi hugs to where evwr you are!!!

[babyboywilson]

You two need a ship name now!!!!!!!

(Also id like an invite to the wedding pretty pleaseee)

a ship name for parker and I?!?! I am absolutely sobbing right now this is the cutest thing in the history of ever!!! y’all are so sweet to us oh my gosh what the heckie!!!!! <333

(the wedding 🥹🥹🥹 oh my gosh oh my gosh!! nonnie omg absolutely you’ll be guest number one to the wedding heheh!!)

[clit-eastwood-spicy]

Hey @support @staff (sorry idk who to tag djdjjd)- Why the gosh heckie do I keep seeing this with tags I've definitely found things in before? Searching gives me a ton of findings but selecting tags I've followed shows an empty wasteland. It's been like this for awhile unfortunately.

[sparrowsabre7]

Well gosh darn it to hecky, I honestly thought that, with machines, laundry would be less popular. Like cmon once the dishwasher has worked its magic you just shove in the cupboard, the plates are already in the room they need to be (usually). But washing machines could be anywhere, but al.ost certainly not in your bedroom so you have to cart that shit, then fold it all and then put it away. But I bow to public opinion, dishes are more loathed.

For the purposes of this poll Laundry encompasses washing, drying, putting away and Dishes encompasses cleaning, drying, and putting away.

In this case owning one of these machines means "have use of in your main dwelling"i.e. you do not need to leave your home to reach it. so you don't need to actually own it but it needs to be in your home and not a communal laundry room in a block of flats or some external store.

Because I see these polls and dishes always seems most hated so I wondered if that's because fewer people have dishwashers, because all being equal I find lugging the laundry around, folding and putting away more onerous than putting away dishes when I have machines that do the cleaning, but if I had to wash everything by hand I can see dishes by far the worse.

[nattikay]

jlaire extended family portraits :U

[supcrmight]

YKNOW I don’t technically have a SPORT AU for Izuku - but man if I did, this boy would love whatever sport it was to his core. Spend every moment he could spare watching games and taking notes of the best technique, imagining himself in the Olympics if at all possible. I could even see him working and training just from the start of MIDDLE SCHOOL attempting to join that sport and be one of the best.

[captain-self-ships]

You so fuckin precious when you

💖💗💓SMILE 💖💗💓

[timetogoturbo]

((New episodes thank goodness......

also shoutout to @ask-double-ko for shouting this blog out hahahahaha))

[shrpshct]

❛ i’m tired . i’m so tired . ❜

I’m on the brink I’m breaking down || @tridentfaith​

Life was cruel. It could be extremely cruel, dolling out situations and circumstances left and right to people who either deserved it - or didn’t. Dealing death to those who should live forever, granting eternal life to those who should’ve perished ages ago. The Gods were cruel. Or, they were rather enjoying the game they had set up, Prompto decided this years ago. Fate was a funny thing. You never knew was it was going to bring you, never knew how it was going to affect your life, or those around you. 

Even now, too far away to truly see what was happening, the water whipping across his vision making it even more difficult, Prompto could tell that something had happened, Ardyn hovering over Lady Lunafreya like some sort of bird of prey, on the hunt for their kill, “No – “ He called out, trying to reach her, or have Noctis reach her, someone needed to help - ! But his bullets would never reach. The wind would carry away his voice, or it was drowned out by the scream of the Leviathan, he wasn’t sure. Gods he wasn’t sure of a lot of things.

He wasn’t even sure that the voice, the one that quietly filled his ears was who he thought it could be. But he heard it nonetheless, or rather, which was probably more likely, he’d imagined it. The soft whisper of pain that felt like it was right next to him, so close he could almost feel a breath – or was that the wind? 

‘I’m tired,’ The voice said.

Suddenly, everything he’d ever wanted to tell Lady Lunafreya was caught in his mind, held in his throat, on the back of his tongue, suddenly he was caught, transfixed with the knowledge that he might not EVER be able to tell her anything. Tell her how she helped him, how he took her words and befriended Noct, bettered himself. How he found something he loves and that he’s SUPER good at in the process, how incredible his life has become since growing closer with not only Noctis but Ignis and Gladio as well. He has friends now, people he’d do ANYTHING for, people he cares about more than anyone else in the whole world. 

 And it’s all because of her. 

He scampered to his feet, trying to gauge some sort of way he could either get to her, or tell Noct what was happening, he knew he was distracted by, y’know, the giant GOD that was trying to kill him, and well that was super important, but he needed to get to Lady Lunafreya - she was the last piece of the puzzle. Without her then everything they had set out to do from Insomnia, before it fell, would be gone. King Regis’s last wishes, for Noct and Lady Luna to be together would crumble between their fingers. He had to do something, save it in anyway he could.

There was another screech from the Leviathan that caused a ringing in Prompto’s ear, a resurgence of power filling the air and jostling the debris that was already making it’s way around, throwing it to and fro. “Oh no –” The platform Prompto was in began to move, shift in it’s precariously held up position, “Nooo no no - !” He muttered, trying to find some grip on something to steady himself, to hold firm and not falter. Not now, stupid legs, stay strong NOW of all times, PLEASE - !

He threw his head up, trying to find Lady Lunafreya once more, trying to see what had happened to her, if she was okay. Only to see Noct down there with her, Prompto’s vision was obscured so he couldn’t see all that was happening, but just the simple fact that Noct was with Luna set his heart at ease - even a little. They were both moving, that much he could kinda tell, so maybe it was fine… . . Maybe they’d be fine.

‘I’m so tired.’

[jhupaig]

A Certain Family’s Tea Party

Woke with a jolt from a deep, dark, curious, angry little bitter bad dream Eyes wide, a cold sweat, and feelings in my stomach, I can only call it feeling unwell In my head, looping over, over, playing endlessly and over, perfect tv show Made by people with names like “William” and “Joseph”, I think--

Any- -way, Don’t worry, for the tea of Apricot that I pour is sweeter than people Yes, it’s okay, for at my tea party, I don’t think anyone’s gonna come to hurt us, not anymore, no, no Dropping three sugar cubes, and stirring them around in my cup, spinning, spinning, ‘round they go Just like the world that spins around so endlessly, oh, I feel so relieved!

Yes, I love cake, and I love sweets, almost as much as I love you Tapping the saucer with a spoon of silver, ripples part way making room for diving and swimming, an ancient ruin, a home to sea fish! “Am I someone you hate?” Asking that to settle my thoughts, You reach across the tea-time table just to pat me on the head, I see.

Sat with a pat in an old-old rocking chair that’s been here since the day I was born Feet dangle, arms crossed, not tall enough to reach, I can’t call it pleasant at all Oh well, Now,  looping over, over, playing endlessly and over, perfect tv show Made by people with names like “William” and “Joseph”, I think--

Any- -way, I worry ‘bout the Lemon Candy lashing out, a rebel against the tongue But it’s okay, for at my tea party, I don’t think anyone’s gonna come to trick us, not anymore, no, no Dropping four sugar cubes, and stirring them around in my cup, spinning, spinning, ‘round they go Just like the world that spins around another day, oh, I feel so relieved!

Yes, I love cake, and I love sweets, almost as much as I love you Clinking our golden forks together as a drum-beat to inspire little dances, inviting a marionette, one eye, two skilled feet! “Am I someone you hate?” Asking that to settle my thoughts, I hear you snicker at the tea-time table, laughing me off, I see.

Any- way, don’t worry for the blueberry jam is purely just right in every way Yes, it’s okay, for at my tea party, I don’t think anyone’s gonna resent or curse us anymore, no, no Dropping five sugar cubes, and stirring them around in my cup, spinning, spinning, ‘round they go Just like the world that spins around on and on, oh, I feel so relieved!

Yes, I love cake, and I love sweets, almost as much as I love you Lifting a golden knife so gently, pressing forward to leap through the galaxy, We can scatter, spread and dance, through the cosmos! “Am I someone you hate?” Asking that to settle my thoughts, You breathe a sigh, a peaceful sigh and lift your eye to meet my eye, and if I saw it right, I think, ah You smiled at me

Love cake, and I love sweets, almost as much as I love you Dropping in six sugar cubes into my cup, and taking a sip The Apricot Tea’s own eyes went wide and stared, “Don’t do that!” “All of these sweets you put in can in no way be good for your health!” And to it, From the bottom of my heart, a genuine and happy laugh