#goose gallery

[duchess-doodles]

I am not immune to the Book of Bill so have some Bill + divorce era Ford + toxic old man yaoi sketches

Closeups under the cut

Ok also. As someone who does not enjoy drawing hands Ford is a fucking nightmare because he's got a whole??? Extra finger?????

However I will say there's a reason everyone was drawing twinkified Bill back in the day. He's really really fun to draw. I will admit the design I came up with is pretty basic lol. I really do love all the non-twinkified human Bill designs I've been seeing emerge lately! Imo they're far more interesting and well thought out than most of the oncler-ass looking biz that's been the norm for human Bill Although I think 90% of what makes him fan to draw is he's just such a cunty solipsistic little sack of shit. He's like a wine aunt and a malicious toddler and an obsessive tween who writes "my mom sold me to sev'ral timez for drinking money" fanfic fused together. He's a control freak and a hot mess and also deeply sad inside probably. What a guy.

[nonagalleryart]

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[bananaqueen007]

I can't stop making these... So I hope someone equally insane like me would enjoy this. Colt my beloved.

[aria0fgold]

I'm making a goose army in emoji kitchen.

[geekynerfherder]

'Goose at Bank Center, Broomfield, Colorado' by David Welker.

18" x 24" screen print, in a signed and numbered Regular edition of 100 for $65; a signed and numbered Bronze edition of 100 for $70; a signed and numbered Winter edition of 50 for $75; and a signed 11" x 14" original 1/1 pencil edition POA.

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[hellsgreatestshow]

Tag dump; Rosie

[pagetopaper]

[meisterdrucke]

Egyptian Goose by Beverley R. Morris

[holespoles]

Kyriak Kostandi, The Goose, 1913, National Art Gallery of Ukraine.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny thinks he's done a wonderful job all things considered. His city is safe, no one has died yet, no major injuries, Vlad had screwed off after Danny beat him within an inch of his afterlife (Danny learned that Vlad was a revenant abusing dirty ectoplasm for powers-not a halfa), ect.

Most of his rogues gallery also stopped bothering him once it became clear he was having trouble keeping his increased power in check and was trying hard not to hurt them. Unfortunately there was one who refused to leave him alone. A warrior princess was demanding his hand in marriage as she needed to be married by the summer solstice of next year or the throne would be passed down to her younger sister, who was already married.

It didn't matter how many times he said no, she kept coming back and challenging him for his hand. Each time she came back stronger and with new tactics and weapons to try. He was starting to fear she might actually win one day. That day might be sooner rather than later as her latest scheme was cutting it close.

Deciding that 1. Amity didn't need him anymore if he closed the portals 2. He was probably going to have to leave anyway if he loses and 3. He didn't have a future in this world as Fenton anymore he leads her on a wild goose chase back into the GZ and causes the portals to collapse in on themselves. The princess laughs, thinking he had given up. But no.

Danny put a curse on himself to turn him into a bat for the next year or so, a full month longer than the princess had left to find a spouse. She screams. Appearently she had a phobia of bats, who knew? Anyway he was left alone to fly through the Infinite Realms and find a new home.

He found a new world easily thanks to the natural portals of the IR and crossed though. Immediately being pelted on all sides by freezing cold rain was not what he expected but its what he got as he flew over a sign that proclaimed the city beneath him was called Gotham. The little glowing white bat flew through the night for hours before seeing a fruit bowl laying innocently on a kitchen counter through a window. Whats more it was in some giant manor so the occupants probably wouldn't mind if he ate an orange or two.

Right?

Needless to say a kid around the age of 11 or twelve walked in on him clutching an apple like his life depended on it while furiously munching. The kid looked...excited? He started going on about names and what he would need to care for him. Danny wasn't really listening, he didn't realize how hungry he had been until he started eating. He waited until the kid had looked away to turn himself and his apple invisible. This bothered the kid who looked suspicious but went to look for "the bat" anyway.

Later, while Danny was taking a shower in the kitchen sink to wash off the remains of his meal (I headcanon that Danny is a bit of a neat-freak) some other guy walked in holding an empty coffee mug and wearing eyebags that would put a raccoon to shame. They just stared at eachother for a solid few seconds before Danny started squeeking in rage and covering himself with the washcloth he was using to scrub himself clean. It looked like something out of a cartoon. Tim thought he was hallucinating but why would he hallucinate a glowing white bat with hearts all around it (that part isn't real) taking a shower in the kitchen sink. Was his subconscious trying to tell him something??

The next victim person to spot him was Duke who just stood in his doorway as this glowing white bat rolled an orange down the hallway. He decided this was a problem for the night crew and went to tell them.

Alfred saw a small shock of white fur and heard squeeking. His first thought was 'rat' and he didn't even hesitate. Danny dodged 3 bullets and got the hell out of the kitchen.

The batfam are debating on whether this was a shifter or an meta animal that was experimented on.

[imnotjaesblog]

Only I Can See This

Starring: Na Jaemin

Warnings: Suggestive, and a bit of fluff.

Words: 1k

Enjoy ;)

You had found his camera lying on the nightstand of your shared bedroom. You picked it up making your way to your bed. You climbed onto the sheets turning the camera on. Laying on your stomach and legs swaying side to side as you flipped through the gallery.

Smiling at the pictures you pass by. Chuckling a few of his friends acting silly. Stealing his camera and taking photos of their faces in all different kinds of weird angles. You continued to flip through the pictures unknowingly aware of Jaemin who walked inside the room.

He smiled upon seeing you with his camera. He loved how much you enjoyed his work. His sleeves rolled up into his forearms having just left his office. He had finished editing a few photos for his gallery.

He walked further into the room. Climbing onto the bed beside you. You glanced over at him. Moving closer so you could both see the pictures on his camera. He lay on his side. Looking over your shoulder. Warm hands running softly up and down your side. You relaxed into his touch the sway of your legs calming. Then they stilled when you came across a picture of you.

Your lip met your teeth. Jaemin stared deeply at the photo. This one hadn’t made it to the gallery. It never will.

You continued to stare at it. It was you looking up at him, so needy. Your mascara is smudged by your eyes and your skin glowing from sweat. Your eyes wide looking up at Jaemin in the photo. You felt your body heat it. Goose bumps rose on your skin as Jaemin squeezed your waist.

“Jaemin,” you hummed turning your neck to him. He was already staring at you. Lip caught between his teeth and eyes heavy. He pulled you a bit closer to his frame. The picture brings back the memory of you on that night not too long ago.

He could feel the growing bulge in his brown slacks. The fabric tightened around him. His hips are already placed by your side pushing himself in the outer skin of your thigh. Jaemin never got this needy with you. You liked seeing him this way. Teasing smile on your lips as you flipped through more pictures of yourself. Pictures like the first one where you were looking up at him. Spit and cum on your lips and chin. A hot mess in every photo.

Some of you lying on your bed. On your back lips parted. There were even a few of your back. Arching and his strong hand gripping on your waist. Jaemin felt himself getting closer and closer to losing his control of you. Seeing those pictures only made him want to take more. He had all of these photos on his computer. In a folder hidden away where no one could find it but him and you if you ever got curious like now. A part of him wanted you to find them.

As you flipped through Jaemin sighed in relief when you finally found the video. You clicked it eyes widening as you watched it. It was you lying down legs spread open. Jaemin slotted between your exposed thighs cock fucking into you hard. You could hear your moans and his low grunts as he fucked your pussy. You felt your thighs squeeze together.

Jaemin smirked releasing his grip on you. He turned you over taking the camera. He could see the gloss in your eyes. He placed the camera to the side. He was leaning down to put his lips on yours. You kissed him back needy hands pulling him closer to you. Grabbing onto his dark hair you wrapped your legs around him hips flexing up to feel him. Jaemin lowered himself onto you resting between your legs. Cock placed just above your clothed pussy.

Flexing his hips softly against you. You moaned at the contact. Feeling how hard he was against your sensitive skin. He pulled back from your lips. Removing his white shirt. You did the same throwing it somewhere. He kissed your lips smile on his as he kissed down your neck. Unclasping your bra and engulfing one of your nipples between his lips. His other hand moves towards your blue shorts. Undoing the knot you tied and tugging them down.

When he released your nipple salvia drizzled down his at the sight of you. An image he will never get used to you. He picked up his camera. Brows furrowed and lips apart as he sat up. Turning the device on. He looked down at you. Asking if it was okay. You looked up at him nodding. He brought the camera to his eye. Snapping a few photos before it was too much. Naturally beautiful. Laid out on your shared bed. He found himself thanking God for sending you his way.

“Fuck baby,” he groaned length squeezing in his slacks. “Open a bit for me,” he said with a sly smirk. You did spreading your legs open just a little to tease him. He let out a shudder at your playfulness. He eyed in on your pussy licking his lips. After this, he was so going down on you.

“That’s right doing so good for Nana,” he hushed taking a few more photos of you. He always made you feel so beautiful. Every time he took out his camera to take your photo it always felt like you were looking at yourself through his eyes. And in every photo, even the ones where your legs are spread for him desperate look in your eyes. You felt beautiful.

“Do you mind if I record?” He asked through a few breaths. You shook your head. “I don’t mind baby,” you said sitting up. Taking the camera from his hands. Confused you pushed him back on the bed. But he let you. Curious to see where this was going. You picked up the camera. “Undo your pants,” you demanded softly. He quickly did wasting no time to remove them. Once he did you smiled. Crawling to him and wrapping a leg around his waist. Sitting right on top of his hot dick.

You picked up the camera eyeing in on your hot boyfriend. You snapped a few and continued to. Feeling the pool in your panties seam down your thighs. You knew Jaemin could feel it too by the way his cock twitched on his exposed skin. Jaemin shifted a bit letting out a small whine. A part of him was getting impatient. He so desperately needed you. It didn’t matter how. You pussy in his mouth or dick inside you. You smirked enjoying seeing him squirm underneath you.

You leaned down placing a hand on his face. You placed a peck on his lips staring deep into his needy eyes.

“It’s okay baby just a few more,” you said rocking your pussy over his dick. He let his head fall back eyes shutting and lips parting. “Fuck princess Nana needs you,” he moaned. You took a picture of the sight in front of you. His hair was already stuck to his forehead, lips parted and his large chest red followed by his cheeks.

And only you get to see this.

The End:)

Hope you enjoyed it! I wanted to write something short and sweet for ya'll. See you soon!

[duchess-doodles]

Jesus christ this man has me acting insane I want to lick his clavicle

Just the expressions under the cut cause ngl I cooked just a smidgen

[nonagalleryart]

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[oldschool-lolita-archive]

The manager of Mother Goose wears what I think is Angelic Pretty’s velveteen gobelin switching jsk in black, unless there is a skirt version that I don’t know about.

I’ve also spotted a tiny pixel version in this purikura gallery

[peapodsinspace]

play dress up with pods!

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I’ll be polling all the outfit pieces individually (hat, shirt, pants, shoes) so y’all can pick!

This was inspired by @silly-l1ttle-guy !!!!! (Sorry if you don’t wanna be tagged btw)

((Check the rbs so you can see if I’ve made the other polls yet!!!))

Here’s the first gallery:

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And the poll:

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[gardengnosticator]

i think fundamentally what gets my goose is that a lot of these zionist settlers will relocate back to their homes in the west, america, england, australia, canada (the usual rogues gallery of white supremacist colonisers), and they’ll probably gently walk back all their demands for the genocide of palestinians.

they were victims of israeli propaganda, they got caught up by the jingoism, some neighbours brothers uncle in law maybe got killed by hamas so they had no choice to spend months, years on social media and in public demanding an entire race be wiped from the face of the earth. the people will accept them.

the west never denazified anyone, never appropriately involved itself in any demands for the removal and punishment for the architects of apartheid, i see no reason that this won’t happen for zionism, an ideological thought the west is far more eager to openly support both in arms and in policy.

i dread the day when i turn on the tv and see some ex iof tank commander feigning innocence for their crimes while soaking up a media tour.