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my eternal adoration to whomever makes this happen

Doing prepwork for a self portrait and I keep doing sketches where afterward I have to be like ‘girl you know that angle doesn't exist anymore; you have curves now. No your little finger isn't that bony; you forgot all your neck creases’.

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Doing prepwork for a self portrait and I keep doing sketches where afterward I have to be like ‘girl you know that angle doesn't exist anymore; you have curves now. No your little finger isn't that bony; you forgot all your neck creases’.

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That *is* fat girl behavior 🤭 very cute. Gotta try this myself. Ty for indulging me

I recommend it!! Maximise flavour, minimise the number of steps!

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So…. How were you eating those samosas? 👀😳

I was taking a little bite or two, and then using my finger to poke a little well in the filling that I then poured chutney into. It's a good method! I get a nice sauce-y experience without having to dip the samosa into the chutney for every bite.

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gf hit me with a "that's fat girl behaviour (complimentary)" earlier because of how I was eating my samosa

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Keeping it classic by trying to gain as much weight as I can between Christmas and Twelfth Night.

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looking at pics I took this time last year, and it's cute how my hands are fatter and a blouse I could wear with ease is now getting too tight for comfort

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looking at pics I took this time last year, and it's cute how my hands are fatter and a blouse I could wear with ease is now getting too tight for comfort

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Thinking yet again about treating you to many many snacks and baked goods until you can't be contained in your pretty clothes so I can steal them😌

It's a fair exchange! I just got this lovely linen wrap dress that you'll love wearing.

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Giovanni Cariani - Portrait of a Woman. Detail. 1515 - 1520

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standing at the fridge drinking cream straight from the bottle: still an unbeatably hot activity

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women need gnocchi

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It's so hot in my office and I would kill for a milkshake right now

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sounds like you need to step up your cream drinking game 😈

Nothing bad ever came from a regular increase in completely surplus liquid calories, right??

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Jean-Baptiste-Camille Corot (French,1796-1875)

The Artist's Studio, ca. 1868

Oil on canvas

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Did some informal measurements this morning, and while I haven't made much progress since I last checked, I still have only about two inches to go before the arms on my desk chair start squeezing my hips.

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I really do just look like the perfect overfed office girl when I sit at a desk, don't I? My skirt hugging my plump little belly, my thickening fingers on the keyboard (and reaching into my desk drawer for another cookie), the creases at my throat rounding into rolls as I read an email...