#goose certified

[very-angry-goose]

I shall honk more. And maybe befriend a crow/raven

every time i ask people if they do any new years resolutions its all ooooo i dont like making them bc i fail or ohhhhh no i couldnt keep up wiht that and then when they ask me and i tell them about Pasta Quest (i am eating as many different pasta shapes as possible in the space of a year) or when i did Fruit Adventures (every time i saw a fruit i had never eaten before id get one and eat it and read the wikipedia article about it) theyre like hang on i forgot you can make Fun Ones i want a fun one

[very-angry-goose]

this is me every morning

[mxmorbidmidnight]

Fellas is it gay to smooch your fellow gander?

[very-angry-goose]

yes now succumb to the honk

can i get your enthusiastic consent to succumb to the power of my amulet

[fishareglorious]

through a series of completely accidental and unrelated incidents, matilda somehow keeps ending up in situations where something she does keeps getting the suitcase denizens together.

call her. call her the soulmate goose duck of enforcement aye

[drivers-toothpick]

Ryan Gosling as Lars Lindstrom

Lars and the Real Girl (2007)

[lovertm]

pins by CaptSassMcGee

[very-angry-goose]

like me

Louis Armstrong was right. there really are a lot of wonderful things in the world

[talos-stims]

silly goose sticker | source

[overcaffeinated-art]

this was gonna be a meet the artist but i got carried away with it and couldnt find it in me to, like, make it look like a meet the artist? so anyway

hi, i'm alex, a nonbinary artist, but also a clown lover! at least the aesthetics iyrdytfou (irl clowns scare me iytcotcov) other things i like include bread, arts&crafts, and crows!

things i dislike are insects, crowds and yoghurt!

i mostly draw clowns and clown aesthetic stuff, and my oc's (who are in clown outfits cuz they have a clown-themed band! called the clownsters!) i might sometimes post about different projects of mine, like bookbinding or cross stitch, linocutting, ...

anyway, that's about it! honk!

[killerqueenhetfield]

Silly goose

[very-angry-goose]

good work hooman or bagel

My Arrangement - Married Life from Up (easy)

https://musescore.com/user/31996419/scores/17692129

So, because I'm a chicken, I'm not posting anything original this week. I have some stuff to sort out with what I was supposed to be posting and software, so maybe I'll do it next week.

So for now, I hope you'll like a very easy little arrangement I made of Married Life from the Pixar movie Up for solo piano. I made it originally for a student of mine who wanted to learn it, but thought might as well stick it online if anyone else wants a super easy version.

Disclaimer - I do not own this piece or the movie or claim to, it's by Michael Giacchino for Pixar's Up. All credit goes to the rightful owners (disney please don't come after me)

Hope it can be useful to someone out there or you just like it :)

[larz-barz]

could you please post a picture of the skrunkle Milo rq :33 just for better reference you know? thank youuuu <3

okk!!^^

here’s a few scruncle refs!!<333 just tell your friend which ones are most accurate:3

(the pringle one was drawn by @cloudymistedskies)

[angelosearch]

All fics from now on will have subsequently more Lagunas until I reach a critical mass of Lagunas.

[camping-with-monsters]

Beware! For just beyond the taller trees and thorny bushes lurks a dangerous and terrifying entity known simply as… The Beast!

Yikes, even muttering the name manages to chill a spine! This dastardly Beast is spoken to be quite the monster. A bear-like face with glowing evil eyes, a pair of tusks that pierce from the sides of it’s mouth, a long hairy body that trails when it runs, and to top things off, it even has razor sharp bear traps for hands! What a horrible sight indeed! You’d best tread carefully if you find yourself in the quiet ends of Whistlegrimm, for if the breeze around you suddenly comes to a halt, and you feel the hair on your neck stand, you bet that The Beast is already on your trail, and it’s recommended you start hauling now. Most of the time, it’s very secretive in its tactics. Despite being such a hulk of a creature, it trails softly through the underbrush, already deciphering exactly what angle is the only one you won’t look before it pounces and roars— and you better believe it— it’s got one mighty roar! The kind of shrill grumble that will have you quaking and scurrying away faster than you can even perceive it’s already daunting stature!

Not many know of The Beast’s origins. Some say the heart-shape pattern on its head bears a mystical power to read the minds of feeble minded victims. But whatever its deal is, it gets a pretty hefty rep when it comes to putting on such a scene. But that ol’ Beast doesn’t seem to have a care in the world about the reputation. All good beasts are feared— it’s exactly what this Beast wants! To get a reaction out of unsuspecting passersby who happen to linger right into its teeth. But should someone manage to find themselves paralyzed and unable to make a getaway in time before it gets close enough, they may be graced to hear one last thing… its mighty laugh as it seems to taunt your terror. It’s then and only then this creature’s truth is revealed.

For this Beast… is only a facade.

BEHOLD! The Beast unmasked and exposed to truly show the real nature of such a character! A true trickster at heart, Goldilocks, the real name of this falsified foe, is only here to make some noise!

Though hardy, she’s actually a good-hearted goofball who’s got a knack for pulling elaborate stunts to get some good reactions— but to her, it’s all in lighthearted fun! With a giant mop of hair stretching long and far— quite similarly to Rapunzel, actually— this eccentric gal has figured out how to use her own head to create the perfect costume, figuratively and literally. Taking on a bear-like disguise in the hopes of making some tomfoolery, Goldi loves to trot aimlessly and listen for a wandering soul to joke around with. It’s really up to the eye of the beholder whether this elaborate stunt is truly witty, or way extra, or whether the fun can be appreciated or is taking things too far and really creating too much of a scare. Miss Goldilocks would digress. She both loves the persona for its scaring potential and makes her feel closer to nature and all its kindred.

It’s hard to say whether those bear trap cuffs around her are even real bear traps. She’s a tinkerer, so it can only be assumed that the lot of her props are all handcrafted by her’s truly. Quite the designer, and very efficient at making things seem all the more authentic. Perhaps those “bear traps for hands” are simply just stilts made to hoist herself upright and run on all fours easier. Or maybe they are? We just don’t know. But regardless, even if she gives you quite the spookin’, it’s important to remind yourself that she bears no ill intent— the woman probably couldn’t even hurt a fly. At least, not intentionally, of course. Having a lot of body strength and being all rough and tumble is bound to leave someone out of breath if they can’t keep up with her. Gonna have to take someone without a pair of lungs, or hell, a need for breathing at all to match this gal’s energy…

——

I originally told myself I wasn’t going to create a Goldilocks based character cause I wasn’t sure how I could outdo her portrayal in Puss In Boots: The Last Wish. And then an idea (initially sparked to me by @menthum-mint) and my own creativity inevitably got the best of me with this one :)

And honestly? She might be one of my favorite designs in DDG. When I tell you this character was in design hell for a while, and that I jumped some hurdles to get this character to work in terms of making her feel authentic to the cast (cause the original concepts did something very different with the hair), it was a doozy getting her to work. In the end, I settled with… character who’s anatomically her own quadsuit. I… yeah! That’s certainly a way to describe it!

[very-angry-goose]

dont worry im trying to be more annyoing

i’m so fucking annoying oh my god