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[pallases]

oh my god. where the fuck did it go

[psychedelic-ink]

𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐅𝐄𝐄𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓

pairing: stripper!jack daniels x f!reader

genre: stripper AU, explicit, minors dni

word count: 4.2k

summary: frustrated by your everyday life, you seek solace at a male strip club. It's your first time and you're instantly mesmerized by the one that calls himself "Whiskey".

warnings: a mild start of a anxiety attack at the beginning, suggestive dancing, stripping, coming untouched, awkward moments, reader's first time at a strip club, unprofessional situations, mutual pining, sexual tension, use of good girl once

a/n: this idea was born whilst we were talking with @fuckyeahdindjarin about stripper!frankie and ofc since both of us are unhinged about a certain cowboy, the conversation steered naturally in the direction of stripper!jack ❤️‍🔥 I'd like to add that I've never been to a strip club and everything here (especially the dances) are born from me watching way too many male stripping tutorials and google searches, so it might not be %1000 authentic buuuuut hopefully it's fun nonetheless!

click for part two of the stripper!jack series

dividers by @firefly-graphics 💜

Your eyes are glued to the neon sign right above the bar. It flickers a bright pink, then purple, then red. In capital letters, it says: PEEP SHOW, and underneath it there’s a heart and in that, a keyhole. 

The music isn’t loud enough to leave you deaf, thankfully. You’re not sure you could’ve handled music blaring from the speakers like you were in a dance club. Make Up Sex by SoMo plays in the background, you gently sway with the rhythm refusing to look at the stage. The thumb of your right-hand traces over the knuckles of your left. You notice the bartender and tear your gaze from the sign.

He stands behind the counter, his presence radiating a magnetic charm. With a physique sculpted to perfection, he possesses an air of rugged masculinity. His hazel eyes hold a captivating depth, and his confident smile hints at a mischievous nature. As he moves with grace and confidence, he threads his fingers through his tousled chestnut hair.

“You look like you might need a drink,” he teases, his smile bright and comforting. “Anything I can help you with?” 

“Uh. . . a greyhound please?” 

“Sure thing, sweetheart,” he replies, taking a step back as if about to leave. But then, he pauses, leaning in close. His breath gently fans your skin, a rush of excitement flooding your veins. “And just some friendly advice, try to relax. We promise we don’t bite,” he says with a wink and goes off to prepare your drink. 

You’re frustrated. Have you truly been that obvious? Who are you kidding— of course you have. You’re alone at a male strip club staring at the neon sign rather than the stage. Of course, they can tell you’re new here. You sigh and look around. The establishment is surprisingly neat. You notice a bachelorette party taking place not that far away from you, they seem to be having fun, screaming as a stripper sways his hips from side to side. He looks good. Chiseled abs, shiny chest, the whole thing shebang. 

Your heart sinks into your chest. You hate being alone and you’re so incredibly tired of it. Everyone you know is either busy or doesn’t care enough to spare you even an hour. It’s been two years since your last relationship and you swear the lack of company is eating you alive. It would be fine if you had a couple of distractions, like going out with friends maybe, but that proved to be an impossible ask. You’re not even sure why you’re so bothered. You do a lot of things alone. You enjoy your own company. Yet, for some reason seeing everyone together, having fun is more difficult today compared to other days. Your chest collapses on itself, your pulse quick under your skin. 

Suddenly it's very hard to breathe. 

You take short, sharp breaths, filling your lungs with the scent of musk and strawberries. 

Your chest continues to heave—Shit, are you about to have a panic attack in a freaking strip club? Now that will surely be in your top five most embarrassing moments. Nothing even happened, why are you feeling like this?

“You a’right there darlin’?” 

A voice smooth as honey reaches your ears. It curls around your body and keeps you still. Goosebumps flare across your skin, the small hairs that are scattered over the back of your neck standing with attention. Slowly, you turn. 

It’s one of the strippers, at least you assume it’s one of the strippers. He’s wearing a cowboy hat, a leather jacket, and some low-hanging jeans. He’s wearing a white mesh top underneath. You find yourself unabashedly gawking at him. You’re not sure how long you stare but you’re hoping it only lasted for a second. And if you’re really lucky, he wouldn’t have even noticed. 

In contrast to the other strippers you’ve seen so far, he appears slightly older with a softened stomach, yet possesses a lean physique sculpted by years of dance.

You swallow thickly, forcing your gaze back up. He’s clean-shaven except for a dark mustache, he’s smiling but you see a hint of worry in his gaze. Narrowing your eyes, you notice a small gold sticker in the shape of a star under his right eye. 

“I’m. . .” you swallow again and shake your head. You’re dumbfounded. “I’m okay, thanks.” 

The bartender places the greyhound you ordered, at the same time the stripper extends a hand, “Whiskey,” he says in a sultry way. You squeeze his hand and raise your eyebrows, your shake is a bit weak. 

“Whiskey?” you ask. He lets go of your hand and you bring it to your forehead, nervous laughter escaping you. “Oh, it’s your stage name. Of course.” 

His crooked smile is intoxicating, the tip of his tongue moves over his teeth. “My parents would have to hate me to name me ‘whiskey’ sugar,” he answers, rubbing his chin. A moment of silence follows as he thinks, ”Well, my real name ain’t any less embarrassing now that I think about it.” 

You want to ask him his real name but end up biting your tongue instead. You can’t ask him that, it would be rude, and even if you did you doubt that he’ll tell you. Pressing your lips tightly together, you drop your gaze to your drink. You curl your fingers around it. The sudden cold against your skin calming you. 

“First time?” he asks and you nod. “May I ask why you’re here then, so I can be of service?” 

That’s a good question. Why are you here? 

“I think to have some fun,” you mutter as you drag your thumb over the cool condensation. “I’m just. . .” you shake your head. “Nevermind, that’s stupid. Let’s just say I’m here to have some fun.” 

Whiskey observes you for a moment. His chocolate gaze taking in every detail of your expression. Are all strippers this attentive? you think, heat crawling up your spine. His hand slowly slides over the smooth bar until his fingers are gently resting above your wrist. You suck in a breath. His thumb moves over to the inside of your wrist, tracing the vein that pulses violently. 

“How about a private dance?” he asks slowly, as if you might bolt out the doors at any given second. “I promise to entertain you thoroughly, sugar.” 

You blink, “Really?” you ask instantly feeling foolish at the question. It’s a service he provides, that you will be paying for, of course he means it. Nonetheless, he seems amused by the question. He grins proudly, crowding your personal space. He tilts his head. Your fingers twitch around the glass and your eyes drop to his lips. 

Man, he’s dreamy. You’re starting to understand the appeal of these establishments. 

“Really,” he parrots back at you. “Follow me, darlin’.” 

With shaky legs, you do. 

The private room is a sanctuary tucked away from prying eyes. 

Your eyes follow the sumptuous drapes of deep velvet cascading from floor to ceiling. In the center of the room stands a circular stage much smaller compared to the one outside, its surface gleaming. Positioned in the middle of it, a solitary chair, adorned in lavish leather, and next to it a small table with a small remote on top. Whiskey closes the door as you enter and walks with confident steps. You stand awkwardly until he gestures towards the sole seat with his head. 

“Take a seat, sweetheart. Get comfortable.” 

“O–Okay.” 

You’re not aware of how close he is until you take a seat, he immediately follows, dipping low. He curls two thick fingers under your chin and tilts your head up, his gaze searching. 

“Tell me if anythin’ starts becomin’ too much, understood?” 

“Understood,” you squeak, cheeks growing warm. Without any hesitation, he starts the music. Acquainted by the Weeknd starts playing softly through the speakers. There’s a mischievous twinkle in his eyes. The way he walks now is different from the way he walked when guiding you here. He saunters over to you, his shoulders rounding as he starts feeling the music moving through him. 

He stands in front of you, movements fluid and confident. You’re mesmerized by him.  He stalks even closer to you, and you feel the electric heat radiating off of his body. He slides his hands down your arms and you can't help but let out a little gasp. 

Whiskey continues to study your expression, He moves with grace and purpose, his body sliding and swaying sensually to the music. His hips rock back and forth in time, seemingly choreographed flawlessly. His hands glide down his body, tracing the contours of his definition before slipping up his torso. His movements are punctuated by smoldering gazes and slow, deliberate breaths. He rolls his shoulders, his leather jacket sliding to his elbows and falling to the floor a beat later. Your mouth waters. 

Suddenly, he turns and bends his knees, straddling your thighs. Your gaze drops, turning into saucers as you take in the sight of his tiny little ass. You exhale a sharp breath from your nose, nostrils flaring. He draws circles with his hips, nearly brushing against you but not quite, he gently holds your wrists, placing them in his inner thighs. His touch is feather-like and with two fingers, allowing you the chance to break free if needed. Your skin feels taut over your muscles, sweat building at your tailbone—he’s so close. You don’t even remember the last time you were this close to a man. It’s dizzying. 

Whiskey slowly extends his legs and slides your hands up, your fingers skim the apex of his thighs until he’s standing. 

Arousal builds between your legs, your lips a tight, thin line. 

Your hands are on his crotch. 

Oh god, you think you might actually faint. Wouldn’t that be fucking hilarious? 

Fuck he feels warm under your palms—

Scratch that, he feels big. 

He drops down as he rolls his hips, his body slides under your hands like a snake and your fingers move up his chest with the movement, feeling the mesh fabric and the firm chest underneath. Very inappropriately, your nails bite into his skin. If your eyes weren’t glued to this gorgeous man’s back, you would’ve missed the moment his hips stuttered, the smallest grunt echoing from the back of his throat. 

“Sorry,” you squeak, fingers twitching.  

“Don’t worry about it darlin’, just enjoy the show.” 

He stands back up again, guiding your hands down to his hips as he squats low. Before you know it, your hands are resting on his pelvis once more, feeling the underlying heaviness. He grinds forward, hefty bulge filling your palms. 

The music fades to the background. His steps in slow motion, he turns and straddles you normally, knees dipping as he raises his arms and grinds his hips towards you. Your breath catches in your throat. He’s so close. With his every move, you can smell the leather coming off of him, it takes you everything not to close your eyes and just inhale his scent. He steers your hands towards his ass, placing them against the firm mounds. 

You know that this is a strip show. You know that you’ll be paying him afterward—and tipping him generously. 

But, fuck, the way he’s looking at you shouldn’t be allowed. Something dark swirling in them, something ravenous. His smile is knowing, teasing, like he can read your mind and it’s unnerving. How does anyone leave this strip club not being a mess for this man? 

His fingers delicately trace the column of your neck, moving over to your shoulder and coming back. He’s observing you, eyes fixed on you as he searches for any kind of discomfort. Then he gradually wraps his hand around your neck. There’s no pressure and it feels slightly ticklish. 

He moves closer in tune with the music, his lips brush against your neck, your nipples tightening at the touch. He takes your hands and guides them up his chest and broad shoulders. His lips are barely touching yours and you can feel his softly blowing breath. He thrusts his hips, clothed cock nearly touching your chest, suddenly you’re holding your breath wishing nothing more than his touch. His ass flexes under your hand, firm and warm. 

Till this point, you were trying really hard to ignore how wet you’ve gotten. Subtly, you’re moving your hips, trying to add pressure to your throbbing clit. The wet fabric of your underwear grazes against the bundle of nerves, dipping between your wet folds. Your chest heaves and you swallow down a whimper. It’s been so fucking long since you’ve felt anything like this. Tension curls around your thighs and moves up to your stomach, arousal heavy between your legs. He must be used to this right? You can’t be the only one to get this worked up. 

Even if Whiskey does notice your weak attempts at relief, he doesn’t say anything. 

All your senses narrow on him as he kneels in front of you, the music dropping with him. With a wink, he takes your hands and guides them down his chest while leaning back to sit on his heels. Your hands slide down his torso, once again just shy in touching his length. With a body roll, he comes back up and grips the armrests of your chair, popping up into a bridge position. Your thighs are spread and he drops his head low, you swear you feel his breath on you before he slithers up again, lips nearly brushing the valley of your breasts. His face is an inch away from yours, only charm. He tilts his head, coming in closer as if he’s about to kiss you, then moves away again. 

You’re mortified when you find yourself instinctively chasing after his lips. 

He hums, the sound barely audible over the music, his smile never fades, “Good girl,” he mutters as his hands slide down to gently grip the back of your thighs. 

You’ve never been more aware of not touching someone in your life.

Whiskey pushes himself closer and lifts your legs. Despite the clothes that separate the two of you, you feel the sinewy fabric of muscle hidden underneath as your legs frame his narrow hips. He presses closer, positioning his length against you. You feel it. His cock throbbing and aching under those tight, tight pants. Your throat moves, the muscles in your jaw clenched. He grazes one hand up and up and up until the width of it rests over your hip. 

He continues his grinding, his jeans rubbing tantalizingly against your inner thighs. You feel his hardness through the thin fabric separating you; all you can think is how good it feels to have him there. His hands rub lazily across your hips, leaving trails of fire in their wake. Whiskey's hands snake up your sides, his fingers weaving through the flesh of your waist. His pelvis moves rhythmically against yours, each thrust accompanied by a low moan that you’re desperately trying to bite down. 

“You seem tense darlin’,” his breath is hot and heavy in your ear as he gently nibbles the sensitive lobe, tantalizing you further. “Could see it in your eyes as soon as I spotted you alone at the bar. Let go, sweetheart. It’ll be our little secret,” His hips sway in and out, sending shocks of pleasure through your body. You feel your breath catch and become labored, is—is he actually suggesting what you think he’s suggesting? 

God, you just don’t have it in you to care anymore. You’re too worked up, every touch feels doubled with the way he moves, smiles, and looks at you.

You can’t help but relax into his motions. He moves slower, teasing you as he coaxes your inevitable fall. He builds you up, and normally, you would bask in the relief that he would tear you apart soon enough—but the thing is. . . you two aren’t actually having sex. There’s a very high chance the build-up would last forever, that is, until the time was up. You’re being edged in the best way possible but you fear you might have a hearty breakdown if you can’t, as how he put it; “let go”. 

He must’ve sensed your worries because for the first time, his smile falters, brows furrowing with concentration. His eyes flit over yours briefly before cupping your chin and raising your head. You expect him to say something, anything—maybe call you his good girl again—but nothing escapes those lush lips. Your eyes drop to the divot of his bottom lip and he leans closer, cock fully moving over your puffy clit. Your teeth sink into the inside of your cheek. Your stomach bottoms out, there’s a faint buzzing in your ears as the pressure in you grows and grows until you feel it in the back of your eyes. 

Fuck—Are you about to come? 

Nonononononono—

Your body spasms in pleasure, an orgasm building from deep within you as the music and his body surround you. He smells of pine and leather and the scent assaults your lungs. Your insides begin to clench and your muscles carry on a delirious dance of its own as warmth starts to spread in waves throughout your body. Your toes curl and every nerve ending in your body is brought alive. You squeeze your eyes shut,  your breath quickens. You swallow down all the noises that threaten to spill out. All you can think of is how embarrassing this is, your cheeks are left burning, your orgasm washing over you in large waves against your better judgment. 

Whiskey barely slows, still rolling his hips with the guide of the slowing song. He does pull back eventually and you’re grateful for it. The inside of your mouth is dry, your eyes watered, the inside of your panties soaked. 

“S-Shit,” you whisper. “I’m . . . I’m—” 

He lets out a content sigh, if anything, he seems delighted by the whole ordeal. 

“Like I said darlin’,” he rasps, breath ghosting your lips. “This will be our little secret.” 

The music ends and you know your time is up. 

Hanging out at a strip club isn’t actually as mortifying as you thought it would be. 

After your first encounter with Whiskey, you thought you would never step into the glitter and glam of the club ever again. However, after a particularly tough day, you found yourself at the door once more. The bartender, who later introduced himself as Tequila, greeted you enthusiastically, and from that point on, you became a regular.

Despite being a regular, names were still off-limits, and you didn't mind. Everyone was entitled to their privacy, and it made it all the more special for the time when Whiskey might eventually reveal his real name, if that day ever came. You're still not sure where you stand exactly on the spectrum between being a customer and a friend.

You could never afford another private dance though, at least not if you wanted to have enough money for food this month. Nevertheless, you were content with just watching the performances, and seeing Whiskey entertain endless bachelorette and bachelor parties was always a delight.

And hey, surprisingly, Tequila made some killer iced coffees, which you greatly appreciated since you weren't the biggest drinker and a bit of a lightweight. The last thing you wanted was to get drunk with Whiskey around, as you had already embarrassed yourself enough. However, he was a man of his word. He never mentioned the incident that took place during his performance. In fact, he behaved as if it never happened. For a minute there, you even thought that maybe you had imagined the whole thing.

However, there were moments when he would simply give you a certain look, and in that instant, you knew for certain that he did remember.

“Here you go gorgeous,” Tequila says, pulling you from your thought as he places an iced coffee in front of you. 

Your eyes widen as you see whipped cream with a lavish cherry on top. 'Is there a special occasion I'm not aware of?'

He shrugs, “I was bored, it’s a slow night.” 

Thanking him, you turn in your seat. It was a slow night, with only a handful of people present. There was a couple seeking a good time and a couple of corporate-looking ladies. Whiskey was entertaining one of them, employing his Southern charm as he winked at the woman and tipped his hat. Over the passing days, you had come to recognize his dance choreography. It seemed he genuinely enjoyed what he was doing, which made you happy in return.

Sometimes you do wish you had met the man outside of these walls though. You can’t fight the longing you feel whenever you see him. Other than being ridiculously attractive —and knowing how to make a woman come without touching them— he was kind to you that day. He saw how miserable you were and tried to cheer you up. Sure, you were a customer, but still, he didn’t have to go the extra mile. 

You often thought about meeting him at a supermarket or something instead. Would he be as kind? Would he be as attentive? Maybe he wouldn’t even give you a second glance as he buys a box of cereal—you frown, when you think about it like that, maybe meeting him in a strip club wasn’t that bad after all.  

Whiskey's dance comes to an end and you have to fight every fiber of your being not to eat him with your eyes like a hungry, horny, wolf. You try to look disinterested, eyes moving to one of the other dancers. It’s too late though, his gaze catches your own. He smiles as he struts towards you. 

“How are you sweetheart?” he asks, pink tongue swiping over his bottom lip. “Is Tequila here treatin’ you well?” 

“Isn’t it obvious?” You grin, gesturing to the whipped cream and cherry on top, as if it's obvious. His eyes drop to the fruit, glistening and wet. Without waiting for you to say anything, he picks up the fruit by the stem and sticks his tongue out. He catches the cherry with his lips, slowly drawing it into his mouth, and you watch, transfixed, as he chews. His jaw works over the cherry, then, a moment later, he shows you his tongue once more. 

On the tip of it, lays a neatly knotted stem. 

“Holy hell,” you whisper. “I should be mad because I was looking forward to that cherry but I’m too impressed.” 

With two fingers Whiskey calls for Tequila, “Get the pretty lady another cherry,” he says. 

“Show off,” the other man mutters but complies anyway. A quick moment later, there’s another cherry on a bed of white. 

You eye him warily, “You’re not gonna eat this one too, are you?” 

He laughs, “No darlin’. Don’t worry, enjoy your overly sweetened fruit.” 

Still not trusting him, holding it by the stem, you stick the cherry between your lips and quickly chew. He draws his brows together, “No show?” 

“If I was that talented with my tongue I wouldn’t be single.” 

“There’s more to relationships than a good tongue,” he answers. “I would know.” 

He’s single? 

You don’t know why the revelation shocks you, but it does. You didn’t want to assume anything based on his career choice and by personality alone, you didn’t really think he would be in the same boat as you. 

“You can act a little less surprised you know,” he teases, leaning against the bar with a curled lip. 

“S-Sorry, I just never thought you would be single you’re just so. . .” cutting yourself off, you press your lips together. He leans closer, teasing smile now shifting into a full toothy grin. 

“So. . . what?” he asks. His finger dips into the whipped cream, and he brings it to his lips, his deep gaze never leaving yours as he sucks it off slowly. “Dazzling, charming, talented?” 

Your throat goes dry and you have to swallow, “Well yes, all of those and. . . handsome.” 

“Compliments don’t get you a free dance, sweetheart,” he winks. “Just sayin’.” 

Your lips quiver, a hesitant smile curving your lips. Your cheeks warm under his gaze. 

Talking to him comes easy to you. You also enjoy his confidence, he knows he’s good looking and he doesn’t shame you for stating it, or make you feel less of a person for admitting. It’s freeing. Maybe that’s why you’re always visiting the club. He grants you a place to just be yourself, even if he does so intentionally or not, you appreciate it. 

“You, giving out a free dance?” you exaggerate every word, you mirror his movement and stick two fingers in the whipped cream. You bring them to your lips, savoring the sweetness. It’s subtle, but you catch the way his breath hitches. Your smile grows. “I never would expect such a thing.” 

“Good,” his voice drops dangerously low, almost sounding like a growl. Inching closer, his breath fans the side of your neck and you feel the rough scrape of his mustache against the shell of your ear. A whimper rattles your throat. “I would hate to be misunderstood.” 

He pulls back with a wink, he flashes you his canines, and drags his tongue over them. “See you around, sunshine,” he says, voice returning to normal. The words die in your throat as he disappears towards the back, presumably to get ready for his next show. 

You’re left staring, mouth agape. Flustered, you stir your iced coffee to feel the soothing sound of ice clanking around. 

You frown when you realize all the ice had melted.

Thank you for reading everyone! This one definitely tuckered me out but I think it ended up not being that bad?

Normally this was always going to be a two-parter but then the first part ended up being way longer than I intended (almost 8k) so I decided to split it into two chapters since didn't want it to be too long. Therefore, this little series will be three parts in total. I've written most of chapter two since it was meant to be a part of chapter one so it'll be out relatively quick!

That's it for now, sending everyone love and many hugs 💜

[steddieficfind]

Hi! I was literally just reading a fic on the little pop-up safari window you get when you click on a link on tumblr and then my phone died and I lost the fic and arghhhhhhh

Basically I saw a post on my dash earlier today that was someone reccing an author and it linked several of their works with a brief description and the ao3 summary, with a link to the fic on ao3. It was complete and it had 3 chapters but I don’t remember anything else from the ao3 info box.

The plot is that Robin wants to go to a gay bar so she can kiss a girl (or maybe Eddie suggests it?) and Eddie’s taking her (he’s out to Steve but that doesn’t happen in the fic) but she’s really nervous so she asks Steve to come along and he agrees. Eddie gives him this whole talk about how there are going to be gay people at the gay bar and Steve can’t freak out if they’re being gay or if guys try to flirt with him, which kind of insults Steve, kind of makes him feel really weird about the potential of getting gay flirted with, and kind of makes him super determined to show that he’s a Good Ally. Eddie helps Steve get ready and when they get to the bar Eddie pretends to be Steve’s boyfriend to stop guys from hitting on him. A drag queen tells Steve that Eddie’s in love with him and Steve freaks out about it and talks to Robin, who points out that maybe he should just be gay for Eddie. At first Steve is like No Way I’m Straight but then he thinks about it a bit more and decides to test it (his possible bisexuality) out by taking Eddie back to the bar to see if he (Steve) likes the fake boyfriend thing, which Robin thinks is an awful idea. In the meantime Eddie watches a basketball game with Steve and Steve goes to a hellfire meeting. They go to the bar and Steve is like Yup I’m For Sure Crushing On Eddie and I don’t remember what happens next because that’s about where I lost the fic.

Some details I remember are as follows: the drag queen is named Connie and she has a bet going with Steve about the basketball game and she promises to buy him a round of drinks in after the game airs in three weeks which is Steve’s excuse for bringing Eddie back, Steve bumps into one person on his way to the bar and the guy starts flirting with him/asking him to dance and that one guy is all it takes for Eddie to swoop in like Nope I’m Your Boyfriend Now, the author refers to the tops that Steve and Eddie wear as “singlets” (which was really confusing to me at first as I could only picture the wrestling leotards until I turned to google), Eddie puts makeup on Steve and it’s black and gold, Eddie give Steve a sword necklace and a spiky bracelet, neither of them return each others clothes because they liiiiiiiiiike each other, at one point eddie says that Robin has experienced being part of a “lesbian sandwich” (a term that Steve doesn’t know) and points out that she has red lipstick on her face

Sorry that’s a lot of details but I was reading the fic literally just a few hours ago before my frantic search to find it again

Thank you guys so much you’re truly doing god’s work o7

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[lunememes]

🌙  *    ―    𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄    ( a series of question from 'the voting game' card game for multimuse blogs. bonus points if you answer the questions with your original characters! )

who is currently reading a self-help book?

who has a secret crush on someone?

who has gone to church drunk?

who dances like no one is watching when everyone is watching?

who has parents that know the least about their current lifestyle?

whose moral compass is broken beyond repair?

who would look the best as the opposite gender?

who is proud of the number of people they've slept with?

who has dated more than one person at the same time?

who is friends with someone that they would rather be dating?

who drinks whiskey in their coffee at work?

who gives the most awkward hugs?

who could talk their way out of a hostage situation?

who would survive the longest in a zombie apocalypse?

who could convince you that the world is flat?

whose life would win best picture if it was turned into a film?

who would be the best partner for trivia night?

who would get into a fight with an elderly person and lose?

who has found 'the one' more than once?

who is secretly from the future?

whose funeral would be attended by the most people?

who is first in line for hell?

who would be the most ashamed of their porn search history?

who would be your one phone call if you got arrested?

who would be the most upset if all of their possessions were lost in a fire?

who doesn't act their age?

who spends the most time thinking about their ex?

who claims they could quit their bad habits immediately, if only they wanted to?

who has binge watched an entire season of a tv show without leaving the house?

who will yell at you for not sorting out your recycling?

who is the most frequently awake at 4am?

who is the most submissive?

who drops someone in a trust fall on purpose?

who has most recently wiped with something other than toilet paper?

whose favourite day of the week is monday?

who is hung over the next day after having two beers?

who is secretly a superhero?

who will argue with anyone about anything?

who has accidentally sent a dirty text to the wrong person?

who can fall asleep pretty much anywhere?

who hits snooze on their alarm clock at least 5 times before getting out of bed?

who is obviously an only child?

who has read the bible cover to cover?

who would put pot brownies out at a church bake sale?

who has the least amount of respect for authority?

who would win the lottery but lose the ticket?

who always gets 2nd place?

who could charm the pants off something that doesn't even have pants?

who has been to more bars than restaurants?

who would show up at your doorstep unannounced?

who has the most complicated order at starbucks?

who is stuck on an island because they have burned all their bridges?

who is so unpredictable even they don't know what's next?

who would be the first person to stand up for someone that is being picked on?

who truly is one in 7 billion?

who has played twister naked?

who would be the last person alive?

who would be the best double agent?

who will wait the longest until they have sex again?

who picks truth over dare?

who has gotten a massage with a happy ending?

whose google search history would be the most interesting?

who has a secret crush on someone in their friend group?

who has contributed to bathroom stall graffiti?

who gets kicked off the stage singing karaoke?

whose standards dropped the most after a few drinks?

who would try to talk down the price of girl scout cookies?

who would have the hardest time talking their way out of an insane asylum?

who regularly dreams about someone else in their friend group?

who was the oldest when they last sat on the lap of a mall santa?

who has the hardest time saying goodbye?

who has fallen in love at first sight?

whose first word was "no"?

[onlydigressing]

American healthcare is absolutely a disease. I have not been in the same trenches of OP, but I am a pharmacy technician in America. I am by no means the most qualified to say that I hate American healthcare, but I do have a piece to say.

It infuriates me to no end that insurance is as twisted and corrupt as it is. It infuriates me that “name brand” drugs exist. It infuriates me that drugs that cost pennies to make can break a home.

I am cried and screamed at while a billion dollar industry sits pretty. I search up discount cards for the public while a billion dollar industry tracks their profit. I give crash courses on how to navigate free discount systems to people of all ages because no one knows how to survive in this day and age. I have saved people thousands of dollars with a bit of time, kindness, and elbow grease. The people at the top, I’m convinced, are heartless and/or brainless because they have conveniently forgotten, or never faced, a mother screaming that their kid is going to die because of your inability to help. anyways, a bit of basic insurance/survival info under the cut if anyone doesn’t already know this:

FREE DISCOUNT CARDS ARE KEY.

Just research them. I will be honest they are rarely better than insurance. If you have reliable insurance and/or the funds then you may not ever have to use them, and I wish you the best in life. But sometimes a bit of extra help is the different between affording your meds for the month. Sometimes your insurance decides to skip town for a month. Sometimes you break a bottle of medicine and you can’t wait for insurance to decide if you’re lying (true story).

GoodRX, SINGLECARE, BUZZSCRIPTS, and CHIPPO are all of the top of my head. Literally just pick one and Google it. Anyone can use it. If you Google GOODRX and click on the first option it will take you to the website with another search bar. That’s where you will search up on the medicine name and get your discount card. It will show different option for different stores. can use these on pet medicine!

yes, they have different deals with each pharmacies, so prices will be different between stores.

Specific places like Walgreens generally have personal discount cards SEPARATE FROM THE ONES I LISTED ABOVE.

a lot of pharmacies also have their own brand of insurance that you have to pay for.

discount cards are billed exactly like insurance. Thus, you can either bill a discount card or an insurance, not both. If you try to charge both then you’re guilty of fraud for “double dipping.”

^^^ also, if you are trying to get reimbursement from the insurance your best bet is to pay the cash price and then LOBBY FOR YOUR RETURN. Putting your medication under a discount card may waive your right to get reimbursement because your insurance may claim that you are trying to commit fraud.

coupons are different from discount cards. They are often attached to an insurance so that your insurance pays the bulk at the coupon pays the rest. Pay attention to your coupon fine print, because they are often very specific.

Free discount services like GOODRX, BUZZSCRIPTS, SINGLECARE, ETC. fluctuate their coverage. since you don’t pay for their service you don’t enter a contract with them, which means that they are NOT obligated to have consistent coverage for you. If you look into one discount card, you look into all of them. I advise patients to have multiple discount cards saved on their profile so you can ask the pharmacy technicians to try multiple different ones to find the lowest price for you.

some discount services also have “special events.” They change their prices based on the time of year. The one I can think of most recently was that buzzscripts reduced some prices in honor of Men’s Health month. It is themed, though, so most of the reduced meds on the list were “blood pressure” medicine (things that can be used like viagra).

with love,

your doctor probably won’t be as helpful as your pharmacy team when it comes to insurance. Doctors often just write a script. The pharmacy team is who checks it with insurance, messages doctors for substitutions that are covered under your insurance, tries every loophole in the book, and repeatedly bill the insurance for hours. No really. We bill insurance for hours.

DEDUCTIBLE

Defining just in case you’re young or no one explained it in what I hope is coherent.

blandly- a deductible is a certain monetary amount that you need to pay off through your prescriptions before your insurance will start covering your medicine and providing low copays. Why they do this? Idk. Insurance is kind of an asshole that assume you don’t really need that medicine unless you’re willing to put out for it. It’s pretty annoying since the whole reason you get insurance is because of this exact scenario.

so until you pay $XXXXX, your prescriptions will be more expensive. Generally, the cost will be between Full Price and Insured Price. So you insurance may cover $126 to help you a little, but you still need to pay $275. After you meet your deductible of $XXX, your medicine will be $40 each time. (Random numbers but accurate model)

if your medicine is particularly expensive and you don’t have the funds at the moment you can try to put it under a discount card and bypass your insurance. However, that is a short term solutions that is prolonging the deductible. Best case scenario is that the next time you pay for a prescription you have more funds, or it’s overall a cheaper medication that is manageable for you to pay.

CRASH COURSE ON DONUT HOLES/COVERAGE GAPS

Possibly the death sentence for a prescription. The American Medicare Part D insurance likes to cover a medication up to a certain point before stopping. This is not due to your normal deductible. Basically, your insurance is asking you to prove you really need the medicine before it gives out more money. It essentially sets a personal deductible on that specific medication that you need to meet before your insurance is satisfied that you are, in fact, suffering, and will pay for it again. This often happens later in the year, but just early enough that you may be seriously harmed for lack of medicine. For example, say you need your blood thinner medicine, Eliquis. Eliquis is very expensive and has no substitutions that are quite like it. You are grateful that it is covered under Medicare part D, so you only need to pay about $30-60 a bottle until suddenly, depending on how much you take but likely in the fall, your insurance stops paying for it. Suddenly you need to pay for over $1,000 (a nonspecific but accurate number) in specifically eliquis before your insurance will start covering for it again. Every time you get eliquis it will be hundreds of dollars until you meet that new, specialized deductible. You don’t have over 1,000 dollars to spare, so you tell your local pharmacy technician you’re just going to have to either die or get it next year after your insurance rolls over and you meet your deductible (true story). Everyone is upset except the ones profiting off of insurance. Spoiler alert, it’s not your local pharmacy team.

Finally, a lot of insurances are pushing for mail order

because they have started their own medicine distribution system, essentially their own pharmacy. They want to squeeze more profit so they are trying to cut out pharmacies. They apply pressure by holding your medicine hostage via ridiculously high copays until you either call them and make them stop, cave, or possibly switch pharmacies.

I don’t have beef against mail order, many people can only get their meds through the mail. I do have an issue with holding people’s medicine hostages though, and trying to force their hand. Also, if something goes wrong and your medicine gets lost along the way… well it’s a lot harder to get help from the insurance than your local pharmacy.

In light of Brian Thompson being shot dead on my birthday (🎉🥳🎂) I'd like to share a personal story about UnitedHealthcare.

During the peak of COVID, my family all got sick. I couldn't be on my parents' insurance because they were both older and on Medicare. So, I had insurance through my University: UnitedHealthcare.

For some reason, rather than roll-over each year, I got a new plan each year that ended after May and didn't start until August, so I was uninsured for the summer months, but it was a weird situation that the university denied, and told us we were supposed to be insured year-round, it was messy.

Both of my parents went to the hospital, and I got sick too. I had to take care of my pets, and myself, and try to stay alive and keep my pets alive when I was so weak I could hardly move. When my parents came home, my condition got dramatically worse (I think my body knew it couldn't give out, because there was nobody to take care of me, so once my parents were okay, it completely crashed and failed.)

I started experiencing emergency symptoms. It was a bit hard to breathe, my chest hurt, and I was extremely delirious. I wanted to call my insurance to see if I was covered (this was during the summer) and I was connected to some nice person, probably making minimum wage, who told me with caution in her voice that my plan was expired. I had no active insurance, but she urged me to go to an emergency room. I remember saying something to the effect of "You just told me I don't have insurance, I can't go to the hospital, I can't afford it."

She sounded so genuinely worried and scared. I remember she said "You really don't sound good, you sound really sick, please call 9-1-1" and I think I just said "I can't afford it without insurance, don't worry, I think I'll be okay."

And she paused and said "I don't want to hang up the phone with you like this." And it sounded like she was holding back tears. And I don't remember what I said, I think that I would be okay, and I hung up.

I still think about her. I wonder if that phone call haunted her, or if she had dozens of calls like that a day. I wonder if she thinks about it at all, if she wonders if I died after she told me I didn't have insurance and therefore couldn't go to the hospital without incurring a tremendous financial burden. I wonder if she feels guilt or blame-- of course she shouldn't, it wouldn't have been her fault if anything had happened to me. Maybe it's self-centered to wonder if she thinks about it. I'm not the main character and it was just her job. But, still.

I think about how evil it was that we were put in that situation. Because offering year-long continuous coverage through the university plan would maybe cut into profits, maybe not benefit shareholders enough, maybe cut into Thompson's $10 million salary. While his minimum wage administrators have to feel afraid to hang up the phone, because on the other line someone might be dying, and they wouldn't know. While his patients hang up and decide to take their chances rather than put their family through that trauma.

This is UnitedHealthcare. This is Brian Thompson's legacy. This is why, understandably, an entire nation is jubilant that he was gunned down like the vermin he was. I don't care about his widow. I feel pity for his children, despite the fact that they will inherit millions, but I feel more pity for the children of his victims patients who are gone because they didn't want THEIR children to inherit crippling debt. Brian Thompson got what he fucking deserved. I pray that he not be the only one. I pray for continued safety, peace , and anonymity for his killer.

American healthcare is a disease.

[ameliasmith0501]

How to Optimize Your E-commerce Website for a Better Mobile Shopping Experience

As per industry experts, over 73% of global e-commerce sales are expected to come from mobile devices by 2025. Smartphones have become the ultimate shopping companion. But here’s the catch: if your e-commerce site isn’t mobile-friendly, you could be driving customers away without even realizing it. We’ve all been there-struggling with slow pages, tiny buttons, or confusing layouts. Frustrating, isn’t it?

Don’t worry! There’s good news: optimizing your website for mobile doesn’t have to be complicated. With a few smart tweaks, you can make your site a breeze to shop on. Let’s dive into some actionable tips!

1. Make Your Website Mobile-Friendly

Think about the last time you shopped online using your phone. Did the site fit your screen? Was it easy to find what you needed? If not, chances are you didn’t stick around for long.

Responsive Layout

Your site should look amazing and work seamlessly on any screen size-be it a smartphone, tablet, or something in between. A responsive design ensures everything fits perfectly and functions smoothly.

Simplified Navigation

On mobile, less is more. For example, you may keep the website menu clean and simple by using a hamburger icon (those three lines in the corner). Limit your options so customers can quickly find what they’re looking for without getting overwhelmed.

2. Help Customers Discover Products Faster

Nobody likes a treasure hunt when they’re shopping. Make it easy for customers to find what they need.

High-Quality Product Images

Images are everything. Use sharp, zoomable photos that show off every detail of your products. Lifestyle shots (like a cozy blanket draped over a couch) help customers visualize the product in their lives. For the tech-savvy, consider AR tools that allow customers to try on sunglasses or see how furniture fits in their living room.

Smart Filters and Search Options

Help customers narrow down their choices with clear, easy-to-use filters. And don’t underestimate the power of a predictive search bar -show suggestions as customers type to save them time.

3. Simplify the Checkout Process

We’ve all abandoned a cart because checkout felt like a chore. Keep it quick, simple, and frustration-free.

Guest Checkout

Don’t force customers to set up an account. Let them check out as guests and offer easy options like “Sign in with Google” or “Sign in with Facebook.”

Clear Order Summary

Show a neat, easy-to-read summary of the order, including products, quantities, and total cost. Bonus: allow customers to edit their cart without starting over.

4. Speed Up Your Website

In today’s world, patience is a luxury. A slow website can cost you sales.

Fast Loading Times

Keep your site snappy. Optimize your images, enable caching, and reduce unnecessary scripts. Aim for load times under three seconds -it’s a game-changer.

Mindful Use of Pop-Ups

Pop-ups can grab attention, but they’re also a common complaint. Use them sparingly and ensure they’re easy to close-especially on small screens.

5. Focus on Accessibility

Make sure your site works for all customers, regardless of ability.

Tap-Friendly Buttons

No one likes accidentally hitting the wrong button. Make action buttons (like “Add to Cart”) large and easy to tap.

Voice Search

Voice shopping is growing fast. Adding voice search functionality can give your site a competitive edge and make browsing hands-free for your customers.

6. Add Some Innovation with AR and VR

Want to wow your customers? Give them a futuristic shopping experience with Augmented Reality (AR) and Virtual Reality (VR).

Try Before You Buy: Let customers try on clothes, makeup, or glasses virtually. It’s fun and helps reduce returns.

Visualize in Your Space: AR lets customers see how a product (like a chair or lamp) will look in their home before they buy.

Real-Time Customization: Let shoppers personalize products (like color or material) instantly. It’s an experience they won’t forget.

7. Stay Ahead with Emerging Trends

The digital landscape is constantly evolving. Stay ahead by adopting these trends:

Progressive Web Apps (PWAs)

PWAs combine the best of websites and apps. They’re fast, work offline, and deliver an app-like experience without needing downloads.

Gamification

Add an element of fun! Think spin-to-win discounts, interactive quizzes, or loyalty rewards. It’s a great way to engage customers and keep them coming back.

Read and learn more about Local SEO Services.

[my-raasta]

How to Find Reliable Car Repair Near Me Without Breaking the Bank

Car troubles often seem to come at the worst possible time, leaving us scrambling to find a repair service we can trust. Whether it's a mysterious noise under the hood or a dashboard warning light that refuses to turn off, finding a balance between affordability and quality can feel overwhelming. If you've ever typed “car repair near me” into a search bar and felt unsure of what to do next, this guide is for you. With a little preparation and the right approach, you can locate a trustworthy service without straining your budget.

Understand What You Need

Before you even start searching for a car mechanic near me, it's important to have a basic understanding of your car's issue. Pay attention to signs like unusual sounds, strange smells, or changes in performance. Is your check engine light on? Are your brakes squeaking? Knowing these details will help you communicate effectively with repair shops and ensure they address the root of the problem.

Pro Tip: Use online tools or your car’s manual to identify common issues based on symptoms. This knowledge can save you from unnecessary repairs and costs.

Research Your Options

With so many options available, how do you identify the best garage near me? Start by checking online reviews and ratings. Platforms like Google Maps, Yelp, and social media provide valuable insights from other customers.

When reading reviews, look for consistent feedback about reliability, transparency, and pricing. While no shop will have a perfect record, pay attention to how they handle negative feedback—it’s often a sign of their customer service quality.

Steps to Get Started:

Search for "garages near me" or "car repair near me" on Google.

Look at both the number of reviews and the average rating.

Check social media pages for photos, offers, and interactions.

Ask the Right Questions

Once you’ve narrowed down your options, it’s time to ask the right questions. Visiting a garage close to me gives you the opportunity to get a feel for their professionalism and transparency. Here are some key questions to ask:

Are your mechanics certified? Look for ASE (Automotive Service Excellence) certifications, which indicate skilled professionals.

What warranties do you offer? A good warranty on parts and labor shows confidence in their work.

How long will the repair take? Reliable shops provide clear timelines.

What’s included in the estimate? Ensure there are no hidden fees.

Taking the time to ask these questions can make a significant difference in your overall experience.

Compare Prices Without Compromising Quality

Cost is a major factor, but it shouldn't be the only consideration. When requesting quotes from a car service near me, remember that the cheapest option isn’t always the best.

Request estimates from at least three different shops and ask for a breakdown of the costs. This will help you identify if a shop is overcharging or cutting corners. Keep in mind that reputable garages will be upfront about their pricing and explain why certain repairs are necessary.

Watch Out For:

Shops that pressure you into immediate repairs without explanations.

Extremely low prices compared to other quotes, as they may indicate inferior parts or inexperienced technicians.

Look for Discounts and Loyalty Programs

Saving money on car repairs doesn’t have to mean sacrificing quality. Many repair shops offer discounts, seasonal promotions, or loyalty programs to help customers save. If you’re a frequent visitor to a car mechanic near me, ask if they offer referral bonuses or discounts for repeat customers.

Another option is to check for partnerships or memberships. For example, some insurance companies or roadside assistance programs have arrangements with local repair shops, offering reduced rates for their members.

Quick Tip: Always check the shop’s website or social media pages for coupons before scheduling a repair.

Conclusion

Finding a reliable and affordable car repair near me is all about preparation, research, and asking the right questions. By understanding your car's needs, comparing options, and taking advantage of discounts, you can make a confident decision without breaking the bank. Remember, the goal is to find a trustworthy partner who will keep your car running smoothly for years to come.

Don’t wait until you're stranded on the side of the road. Start your search for a dependable garage near me today. Your wallet—and your car—will thank you.

[wolfertinger]

just putting this here

https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2024/09/19/politics/kfile-mark-robinson-black-nazi-pro-slavery-porn-forum

https://19thnews.org/2024/09/mark-robinson-north-carolina-scrutiny-disturbing-comments/

this is literally pup just on a slightly worse level holy shit lmao. that’s not what i was looking for in the first place i was actually trying to find the story where a black maga dude was at a trump rally or something and a bunch of nazis were making hate comments at him, and he kept laughing because he thought they weren’t serious. and then they beat him up. i actually can’t find this on google bc the ai search or whatever is so fucking bad now even tho i was seeing it everywhere on tiktok a few months ago (and i can’t find it on tiktok either because even if you just type the word nazi into the search bar it gives you that dumb ass automated Help Is Always Available ❤️ shit)

anyways. i just wanted to share that to show pup that everybody is capable of perpetuating hate regardless of race, gender, disabilities, etc. just look at fucking greg abbott and his policies LMAO

if you can’t even directly admit to your audience that ur fucking racist and ableist as fuck and lied about a lot of serious, SERIOUS shit, why do you even have a platform? seriously like who are you benefitting other than protecting your ego and internet persona

i really do hope that he can get therapy and that he actually tells the truth to his therapist (bc to me it just sounds like he’s omitting shit from his therapist bc what qualified therapist would honestly let their internet addicted client run around on the internet spewing lies and bigotry) and maybe get a journal or something because constantly complaining about something that’s your fault that you refuse to ever acknowledge head on seems really fucking unhealthy to me. and anti-recovery. idk.

pup i’m being honest here: when you do seek out a therapist, tell them everything. please. start from the very beginning, talk about your time on twitter, antoons, kiwifarms, everything from then to now. a therapist is always confidential and doesn’t share anything at all, whether that being with other clients or outside of work. and if they do, you can report them and they will lose their license. i’m not really sure entirely how it works but i’m pretty sure you can pursue legal action as well. additionally, a journal would definitely help with organizing your thoughts better and it would help to figure out what you want to say to your therapist. if you can’t even admit your issues to your online audience, at least admit it to your therapist in which is a total private setting.

will he actually listen to this or will he just brush it off as hate? idk i heavily dislike him because of his actions but it pains me to see that he will do nothing but dig his heels into the ground rather than admit to himself he has a problem. and his weird ass co-dependent gf definitely isn’t doing him any favors :/

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[devoqdesign]

Top 10 Mistakes in Web Design and How to Avoid Them

Effective web design is essential for creating a positive user experience, driving engagement, and achieving business goals. Yet, many websites fail to deliver due to common design mistakes. Whether you’re building a website for the first time or refining an existing one, avoiding these pitfalls is crucial.

Here are the top 10 web design mistakes and actionable tips to help you avoid them.

1. Ignoring Mobile Responsiveness

The Mistake:

Failing to design a site that works seamlessly on mobile devices leads to poor usability for mobile users. With over 50% of web traffic coming from mobile, this is a critical oversight.

How to Avoid It:

Adopt a mobile-first design approach, ensuring the site is optimized for smaller screens before expanding to desktop.

Use responsive frameworks like Bootstrap or Tailwind CSS to ensure consistent behavior across devices.

Test your website’s responsiveness using tools like Google’s Mobile-Friendly Test.

2. Overlooking Page Speed

The Mistake:

Slow-loading websites frustrate users and hurt search engine rankings. Studies show that users abandon sites that take longer than 3 seconds to load.

How to Avoid It:

Compress images and use modern file formats like WebP.

Enable browser caching and use��Content Delivery Networks (CDNs) to distribute content efficiently.

Minify CSS, JavaScript, and HTML files.

Regularly monitor site speed with tools like GTmetrix or PageSpeed Insights.

3. Poor Navigation Design

The Mistake:

Complicated or cluttered navigation makes it hard for users to find what they’re looking for, leading to higher bounce rates.

How to Avoid It:

Keep navigation menus simple with clear labels.

Use a sticky header for easy access to navigation links.

Include a search bar for quick content discovery.

Limit the number of menu items to avoid overwhelming users.

4. Lack of Clear Call-to-Actions (CTAs)

The Mistake:

Web pages without compelling CTAs fail to guide users toward the desired action, such as signing up or purchasing.

How to Avoid It:

Use actionable language like “Sign Up Now” or “Get Started Today” for CTAs.

Ensure CTAs are prominently placed and use contrasting colors to make them stand out.

Limit distractions near CTAs to keep the focus clear.

5. Overloading the Design with Too Many Elements

The Mistake:

A cluttered design with too many colors, fonts, or visual elements confuses users and detracts from the core message.

How to Avoid It:

Follow the less is more principle by limiting colors to 2–3 primary tones and fonts to 2 styles.

Use white space strategically to create breathing room between elements.

Maintain a visual hierarchy, with key elements like headlines and CTAs standing out.

6. Ignoring Accessibility Standards

The Mistake:

Websites that overlook accessibility fail to accommodate users with disabilities, leading to a poor experience and potential legal issues.

How to Avoid It:

Use proper color contrast for text and backgrounds to enhance readability.

Add alt text for images to describe them to visually impaired users.

Ensure navigation is functional with a keyboard for users with mobility challenges.

Adhere to WCAG (Web Content Accessibility Guidelines) standards.

7. Using Low-Quality or Generic Visuals

The Mistake:

Relying on pixelated images or overused stock photos undermines the professionalism and authenticity of your site.

How to Avoid It:

Invest in high-quality visuals or create custom graphics.

Use tools like Canva or Adobe Photoshop to enhance visual appeal.

Opt for authentic, relevant imagery that aligns with your brand’s identity.

8. Not Optimizing for SEO

The Mistake:

A website that doesn’t incorporate basic SEO practices risks being invisible to search engines and losing potential traffic.

How to Avoid It:

Optimize meta tags, headings, and alt text with relevant keywords.

Ensure fast page loading speeds and mobile responsiveness.

Build an internal linking structure to improve navigation and SEO ranking.

Regularly update content with fresh, high-value information.

9. Ignoring User Testing and Feedback

The Mistake:

Launching a website without testing it with real users can lead to usability issues and design flaws.

How to Avoid It:

Conduct usability testing with a diverse group of users before launching.

Use tools like Hotjar or Crazy Egg to analyze user behavior.

Gather feedback through surveys or user interviews and iterate based on insights.

10. Forgetting Analytics Integration

The Mistake:

Without tracking tools, you can’t measure your website’s performance or understand user behavior.

How to Avoid It:

Integrate tools like Google Analytics or Matomo to track user engagement and conversions.

Set up goals to monitor key performance indicators (KPIs), such as form submissions or purchases.

Regularly review analytics data to refine design and content strategies.

Conclusion

Web design mistakes can significantly impact your website’s performance, user experience, and business outcomes. By avoiding these pitfalls and focusing on usability, performance, and accessibility, you can create a website that not only looks great but also achieves its goals.

Whether you’re designing a new site or revamping an existing one, keep these tips in mind to stay ahead in the competitive digital landscape.

Devoq Design is a premier UI/UX design agency with a strong presence in both Maryland and Massachusetts. Renowned for their innovative and user-centric approach, Devoq Design specializes in creating seamless and engaging digital experiences. As a leading UI/UX Design Agency in Louisiana, they cater to a diverse range of industries, ensuring each project is tailored to meet the specific needs of their clients. Similarly, as a top UI/UX Design Agency in Massachusetts , Devoq Design combines cutting-edge technology with creative expertise to deliver exceptional results that drive business growth and user satisfaction.

[1dcommunityficrecs]

Rec List: Trans and Nonbinary Characters

This list is a few days late, I'm sorry, but in my defense I tested positive for COVID and slept for two days, and then every Google-related tab I tried to open (YouTube, Drive, Docs, Forms, Sheets, Gmail, Search...) crashed my entire browser. But it's here!

I have so many amazing trans and nonbinary people in my life and they mean the world to me. They are kind and creative and smart and helpful and loving and I'm so grateful to have them in my life. I hate the way the world treats them, but I love the way they make my world brighter. So here's to six fics featuring trans or non-binary characters, and to the authors and characters and fans that keep making this world brighter and more colourful.

love is a word, you gave it a name by CuckooTrooke/@larrydoinglaundry (158591, Explicit, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) – fic post

After two decades in brutal show business, Louis Tomlinson is trying to restore his tranquility of mind in the peace of Northern Europe where the sun barely sets, Maria's bar is always open, and young Harry has an irresistible spark in his eyes.

Reccer says: It’s a fantastic story, heart wrenching, but thankfully it’s now a serie with happy ending. It made me start to understand non binary feelings

Never Seen A Boy Like You Before by Jaerie (3600, Explicit, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) Warnings: dysphoria, smut

trans man Louis m/m

Reccer says: mostly smut, and very nice smut, but it's the emotional reward of the validation for Louis that keeps me coming back

Man Made Beauty by jaerie (4700, Explicit, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson)

trans girl Harry/ M Louis, famous/ non famous

Reccer says: cute fun and hot

don’t be afraid to love (and love again) by localopa (82000, Teen, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) – fic post Warnings: transphobia, homophobia, all the phobias

the one where louis is trans and afraid, harry is cis and brave, and being 100% yourself is easier said than done.

the past might be painful, but i’m in love with our future by localopa (10308, Teen, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) – fic post

it takes a lot of convincing for louis to let harry take him to his first pride. harry understands his worries and fears. really, he does. he just wants to show his boyfriend that he doesn’t have to be alone anymore.

i will become yours, you will become mine (i choose you) by localopa (7000, Teen, Harry Styles/Louis Tomlinson) – fic post

it’s the day louis never thought he’d ever see. it’s the day that harry proves to his boyfriend he’s here forever.

[exellercomputer]

"Discover the Nearest Computer Shop: Fast Solutions for Your Tech Troubles"

In today’s digital age, when our devices encounter problems, we need swift and reliable solutions. Whether it’s a cracked laptop screen, a desktop that won’t boot up, or a smartphone in need of a battery replacement, finding a nearby computer shop that offers quality service is crucial. This guide will help you locate the nearest computer shop  ensuring that you get back to your routine with minimal disruption.

Why Choosing a Local Computer Shop Matters

Opting for a nearby computer shop has multiple advantages:

Quick Turnaround Time: A local shop means you can drop off and pick up your device without long waits.

Personalized Service: Local shops often offer more personalized service, understanding the specific needs of their community.

Support Local Business: By choosing a local shop, you’re supporting small businesses in your area, which helps boost the local economy.

How to Find the Nearest Computer Shop

Use Online Maps and Directories: Tools like Google Maps or Bing can quickly show you the closest computer repair shops. Simply type “computer repair shop near me” into the search bar, and you’ll get a list of options. You can view ratings, read reviews, and even see the shop’s hours of operation.

2.Check Local Listings and Reviews: Websites like Yelp or local business directories often provide comprehensive listings of nearby computer repair shops. They include customer reviews and ratings that can help you choose the right shop for your needs.

3. Ask for Recommendations: Sometimes, the best advice comes from those around you. Ask friends, family, or colleagues if they know of a reliable computer repair shop in the area.

What to Look for in a Computer Repair Shop

When choosing a computer repair shop, consider the following factors:

Expertise and Experience: Ensure the shop has certified technicians with experience in handling your specific type of device.

Range of Services: Look for a shop that offers a wide range of services, from hardware repairs to software troubleshooting.

Warranty and Guarantees: A reputable shop should provide warranties on their repairs, giving you peace of mind.

Transparent Pricing: Make sure the shop is upfront about their pricing. Avoid places that are vague about costs or push unnecessary services.

Conclusion

Finding the nearest computer shop doesn’t have to be a daunting task. By using online tools, checking reviews, and asking for recommendations, you can easily locate a shop that meets your needs. Whether you’re dealing with a minor issue or a major repair, having a trustworthy local computer shop ensures you can get back to work, play, or whatever else your devices help you do, without delay.

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google shopping

Google Shopping is a specialized feature within Google Search that helps users find products online by comparing prices and features from various retailers. Here’s a detailed overview of how it works and how to use it effectively:

How Google Shopping Works

Product Search: You start by entering a product query into Google’s search bar. For instance, if you’re looking for “running shoes,” typing that into Google will generate a list of search results.

Google Shopping Tab: To access Google Shopping results specifically, click on the “Shopping” tab that appears in the search results or navigate directly to Google Shopping.

View Products: You’ll see a grid of product listings with images, prices, and brief descriptions. Each listing typically includes the name of the retailer and sometimes user ratings.

Filter and Sort: Use the filters on the left side of the screen to narrow down results based on criteria such as price range, brand, retailer, and more. You can also sort results by relevance, price, or other factors.

Product Details: Clicking on a product listing will show more details, including a larger image, detailed specifications, and options to buy directly from the retailer’s website.

Price Comparison: Google Shopping allows you to compare prices from different retailers for the same product, helping you find the best deal.

Purchase: You can usually click through to the retailer’s website to complete the purchase. Some products might be available for direct purchase through Google if the retailer supports it.

Tips for Using Google Shopping

Refine Your Search: Use specific keywords to narrow down your search. For example, instead of just “laptop,” try “13-inch laptop with 16GB RAM.”

Utilize Filters: Apply filters to sort results by price, brand, rating, or other attributes to find exactly what you’re looking for.

Check Product Reviews: Look for user reviews and ratings to get an idea of the product’s quality and performance.

Monitor Price Trends: Some products may fluctuate in price. If you’re not in a hurry, you might wait for a better deal or use price tracking tools.

Review Return Policies: Before purchasing, check the retailer’s return policy in case the product doesn’t meet your expectations.

Secure Transactions: Ensure that the retailer’s website is secure before entering payment information (look for HTTPS and a padlock icon).

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Crafting Targeted Content That Ranks in Search Engines

pexels valeri mak If I've learned anything after a decade of producing online content, it's that great writing alone, unfortunately, doesn't cut it anymore. Even the wittiest prose or most interesting topics can easily get buried without optimization for what really matters - search visibility. Especially as a small site or solo blogger lacking an existing amplifying audience, you effectively disappear sans SEO strategy. But the good news? Anyone can master search dynamics to propel discoverability. Yes, even you! With some fundamental concepts implemented early and consistently, your insightful content can capture coveted rankings right alongside major sites and household names in your niche. Intrigued by the secrets? Read on! Start with Intent-Focused Topics Google's prime directive is showing searchers the most relevant content for each query typed into that beckoning empty bar. So optimizing your pages around fulfilling specific user intents is step one. Get clarity on questions and needs defining popular searches in your industry. Say for beauty, that might be "How to achieve beach waves" or "Get glossy hair overnight." Then, craft in-depth, ultra-useful content precisely answering those queries. This intent-matching signals search engines your content merits visibility over vague, thin competition when someone asks those very questions. Incorporate Target Keywords Hopefully, by now, you know SEO revolves heavily around keywords. But gone are days of awkwardly shoehorning in words willy-nilly. The new era calls for precision. Determine a primary keyword or exact question animating each piece of content. Weave this central term naturally throughout, especially in headers, first sentences of paragraphs, and the URL slug if possible. Surround that pillar keyword with secondary related terms interspersed sensibly to reinforce topic relevance. Keep it more conversational than contractual! Understand Short Tail vs. Long Tail Keywords When conducting keyword research through tools like SEMRush and AHREFS, pay attention to search volume differences between short tail and long tail versions. As the name suggests, short-tail keywords are brief and broad, like "marketing tips," while long-tail keywords get more selectively specific with a phrase like "influencer marketing tips for beginners." Though less searched, those longer permutations better indicate user intent while facing less competition. Check out the in-depth guide by Exults Marketing to learn more about the difference between short tail and long tail keywords. Finding that sweet spot balance between the two is ideal for ranking success. Answer Every Conceivable Question This next pointer underpins all else working in SEO. Provide MAXIMUM value addressing any and all questions a reader might have so they needn't click away. Essentially, "answer everything" with zero gaps left to the imagination. Using my beauty example, don't merely list steps for beachy waves. Explain WHY curl type matters, demonstrate HOW to section hair, suggest best iron sizes per length, troubleshoot common mistakes, curate product recommendations...leave no stone unturned! The more comprehensively you answer every facet of a topic in a single resource, the more search engines and readers alike will love you for it! Optimize Technical Elements With amazing copy down, switch focus to site architecture factors, also swaying rankings known as technical SEO. Using keywords in page titles, meta descriptions, and image alt text helps engines better grasp what a specific page focuses on. Allowable upload sizes for presentation materials like images also require attention to prevent issues. For bloggers on third-party platforms like Medium, such things are preconfigured. However, self-hosted content makers should tap helpful technical SEO checklists to identify key elements to optimize. Play the Long Game with Patience! I can't emphasize enough that rankings don't happen overnight. There are no instant hacks or get-rich-quick schemes when it comes to sustainable search visibility. Especially as sites expand pages, expect an adjustment period for both you and Google to learn from one another before ideal placement unfolds across your content. But persevering with a long view WILL pay dividends. The site's ranking has been built after years of studying search behavior patterns and iterating best practices. You can absolutely emulate their success with a diligent, learner mindset. Curate and Amplify for Compounding Success Traditionally SEO happened in siloes separate from social media and marketing. But with Google now indexing sites like Twitter and YouTube, what you "curate and amplify" content to outside search matters. Strategically sharing and syndicating great content across social platforms creates opportunities for added visibility. Likewise, guest posting content intended for search on reputable industry niche sites can accelerate authority signaling. Coordinate your curation and amplification to keep funneling interest back to your site as the hub. Consistency and persistence set you up for that coveted "overnight success" months or years down the road! Stay Tuned as the Landscape Shifts Google never stops evolving the search landscape - because user needs never stop changing. Continually monitoringcore updates around ranking factors, algorithm tweaks, and platform preferences helps you adapt, too. Ongoing experiments also sharpen your expertise, interfacing with search. Not everything attempted will work, and that's OK! But those small optimization wins over time compound into above-the-fold visibility. Conclusion Mastering search is truly a special recipe blending art and science. There's creativity in understanding people's hopes expressed through queries. And strategic science behind presenting perfectly matched content. Patience and persistence set the stage. But you, SEO rockstar-in-progress, supply inspiration through knowledge and know-how paired with rolled-up sleeves. Keep seeking an ever-greater understanding of search's desires. And before long, you'll have all the answers you didn't even know you needed until discovering your insights. Now, ready to start cooking up content that ranks? The ingredients await! Read the full article

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What Is Local SEO and Why Is It So Important?

A Simple Guide to Local SEO

Do you know why local SEO is important, whether it’s relevant to your business, and how to improve your chances of success with local customers and clients? This blog is aimed at giving you some clarity on Local SEO — with a bit of hard data thrown in.

What is Local SEO?

Local SEO is exactly as it sounds. It’s the practice of optimizing your online presence to increase search engine visibility with local users.

So, why is local search important? Because 45% of all Google searches are for local businesses.

A study done by Forbes showed that 95% of people use their mobile devices to perform local searches — out of which 61% called, and 59% visited the business.

Another study showed that 88% of searches for local businesses on a mobile device either call or visit the business within 24 hours.

Google’s ‘Local Pack’ is the holy grail of local search marketing. You’ve seen those three businesses that appear in the box at the top of the search page along with a map and dropped pins… Well, unsurprisingly, they get more clicks and more customers than any links that appear lower down the page.

The big question is: how does a business manage to get into the top three? It’s all part of a robust SEO campaign, and it starts with understanding local SEO — how it works and how to play the game.

If you’re looking for advice and help with improving your Local SEO, We can help you. With over 5 years in the business, We are a Manchester-based SEO agency offering straightforward, no-nonsense guidance and technical know-how to improve your online presence.

Do I need Local SEO?

If your business has a local customer or client base, Local SEO can definitely benefit you.

Some businesses may not realize that they could be drawing in more people from outside their local area using Local SEO. This is particularly relevant for anyone in the catering or hospitality business, where non-local visitors may search from elsewhere before coming to your venue.

Businesses that typically benefit from Local SEO include:

Hospitality — hotels, restaurants, café, bars, etc

Medical practices — doctors, dentists, clinics

Law firms — solicitors, barrister

Local Services — florists, plumbers, electricians, hair salons, accountants, fitness centers, etc

And you’ll know that you don’t need it if you are:

Ecommerce companies

Online-only services

Private sellers

Why is Local SEO Important?

Local SEO helps your business stand out — even if you don’t have a website — and helps drive more traffic to your premises through online leads.

Since these leads are from people who are specifically searching for products or services that your business offers, they are also likely to give you a high conversion rate.

Searches with local intent are on the rise — with 4 in 5 consumers now using search engines to find local information, and search result information sending a massive 70% of consumers to a physical store.

Local SEO also helps drive people’s decisions in favor of your business. The more information they have about your business before they visit, the more trustworthy you are in their eyes.

5 Key Reasons Why Local SEO Is Important

Here are the top 5 reasons why local SEO is important:

1. It Makes You More Competitive

Even if you’re not investing in local SEO, you can be sure that the other local businesses within your niche are. This means that they’re a step ahead by default, and they’re getting all of your potential customers.

It doesn’t do you any good to be the best and most innovative business in your niche if no one can find you. When all of these other businesses are showing up on the first page of local search engine results, they take control.

To test this, put your business niche into Google alongside your local area. For example, if you run a Los Angeles bakery, look for “bakery in Los Angeles” or “Los Angeles cakes.”

What comes up?

It’s likely that you aren’t even on the front page if you haven’t invested in your local SEO. This means that most people won’t ever see your business unless they’re dissatisfied with the initial results. Many people click one of the first links (if not the first link) that they see.

By investing in your local SEO, you get to rise up and compete with the other local businesses within your niche.

2. You Draw-In Visitors and Newcomers

While local customers are going to be the “bread and butter” of your business, you can also attract people who are visiting your area when you invest in local SEO.

Visitors don’t yet know what kinds of businesses are in your city. Even if you have a great reputation and a strong customer base, they aren’t likely to visit you based on those things alone.

When they arrive, they’ll be looking for shops and restaurants. When you use local SEO, they’ll find you before they find anyone else. They’ll also know that your business is an organic search result instead of a paid one.

This is also true for people who are new to your area. When someone moves in, they don’t know anything about the local businesses. You can put your best foot forward and show off your business to establish a new loyal customer as soon as they arrive in town.

3. People Want to Buy Local

While it’s true that mega corporations tend to be far more successful, even in small towns, than smaller local businesses, that doesn’t mean that people aren’t interested in supporting their local business owners.

More and more people are turning to local businesses to show their support and stimulate their local economy. As people become more critical of big-box stores and online powerhouses, they want to contribute their money where it will make more of a difference.

By establishing yourself as a local business and driving more online traffic your way, you’ll discover how many local customers are interested in lifting you up.

4. Phone Searches Drive Sales

Have you ever been out on a walk and had a sudden desire to visit a bakery, tattoo shop, brewery, or store? What did you do?

If you’re like most people, you pulled out your smartphone and looked up the business type that you were looking for. When someone searches through their mobile device like this, results from the local area immediately come up. Sometimes Google will even display the person’s distance from the business.

When you establish strong local SEO, people will find you when they’re out and about. You’ll get customers who are visiting you on a whim.

5. It’s Inexpensive

Comparatively speaking, local SEO is an inexpensive way to advertise your business.

When you invest in good SEO and digital marketing services, there are costs involved. With that in mind, though, those costs are associated with long-term results.

When your website has good SEO, it doesn’t go away. You will have to maintain that SEO and continue boosting yourself up the ladder, but you’ll always have an SEO-friendly website without any other reoccurring costs aside from the marketing helpers.

With other methods of marketing, this isn’t true. If you want to put ads in the paper or on the radio, you have to pay a large upfront cost. If you choose PPC (pay per click), you’ll have to keep paying if you want to stay on the front page.

SEO gives you organic results for a lower cost than other advertising options.

That’s Why Local SEO Is Important

Understanding why local SEO is important is the first step towards improving your own local SEO. If you want to grow your local customer base, connect with your local community, build brand awareness, and gain a better reputation in your region, taking advantage of the local SEO benefits is the way to go.

Where Do Local Search Results Show?

Local search results show a selection (Snack Pack or Local Pack) of the top three most relevant results. They appear in a boxed area underneath the pay-per-click ads, accompanied by a map with dropped pins.

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How to Use Google Scholar to Effectively Do Your Assignment

Introduction How to use Google Scholar to effectively do your assignment may not be something you think about when doing assignments. If this is true for you, you should. Think about it this way, if you were studying for an undergraduate degree, you will probably use Google Scholar for every written assignment. That’s a lot of usage if you were to consider how many assignments you would have done when you graduate. This means that it makes a lot of sense to have a strategy on how to effectively use it for any assignment. This article will give you some tips on how to use Google Scholar with other techniques to smash your assignment. Specific Questions The first step is to be specific about the articles or other materials you are looking for. You need a clear understanding of your assignment topic and questions to do this. The topic will provide the general context within which you can answer the assignment question(s). Clarity about the question will help you pull out what to specifically search on Google Scholar. In the questions below, there are three main topics, internet marketing, 7Ps and globalisation.

There are thousands of articles and materials about these topics in many different situations on Google Scholar. In this case, the specific search phrase to ask Google Scholar will include the benefits/opportunities of internet marketing. This will provide sources to read, cite and apply to the chosen business using examples. Other specific phrases will include ‘7Ps and internet marketing’ ‘globalisation challenges and internet marketing’ internet marketing and business performance’ principles of internet marketing’ challenges of internet marketing. Google Scholar Usage After having the specific search phrases ready the next step is to access Google Scholar via scholar.google.com. Typing the search terms in the search bar will produce good sources to pick from. However, you can make your search more specific by using the advanced search option via the menu icon (three horizontal lines) at the top left corner of the home page. This will allow you to refine your search by specifying keywords, authors, publication dates, and more. Boolean Operators can also be used here for more specific searches. Titles and Excerpts Before you start to open the articles to decide on the suitable ones for your assignment, scan through the titles and excerpts. This will help you quickly identify the articles that are worth exploring further. For example, searching one of the search phrases will return the following articles:

The first article seems useful, and so does the part of the second that looks at business performance in general. However, the part that focuses on export may not be relevant if you are using a business that doesn’t export for the assignment. The third doesn’t seem relevant except the business that you chose for your assignment sells elderly products. Abstract and Introduction If an article seems relevant, click on the title to access the full text. Then read the abstract and introduction to be clear if it is definitely relevant. In some cases, the article may be freely available, while in others, you may be prompted to pay or log in through a university library system. Learn how to take advantage of your institution's library resources to access paid articles here. Citation List One useful feature of Google Scholar is the "Cited by" link that appears below each search result. Clicking on this link will show you a list of other articles that have cited the original article. This can be helpful in finding additional relevant sources. There are 66 in the first and 473 in the second article. Related Articles Google Scholar also provides related articles and recommendations based on the article you're currently viewing. These suggestions can lead you to other sources that may be valuable for your assignment. For more recent cited-by and related articles, you can customise the search result to the current year on the left-hand side. Source Credibility

You can’t use all the suitable sources that you find. You have to use credible ones. The credibility of the sources used goes a long way in determining the standard of the perspectives, views, arguments in your assignment. The same for the standard of the analysis in your work as the assignment requires. Assess the credibility, relevance, and authority of the authors using the CRAAP and other techniques. Consider factors like the journal's reputation, the peer-review process, and the author's credentials. Citation Trails Once you find a useful article, explore its references to find additional sources that are cited within. This technique can help you discover more relevant articles and build a stronger foundation for your assignment. Conclusion Remember, Google Scholar is just one tool among many for academic research. While it can be a valuable resource, it's important to explore other databases, library catalogues, and disciplinary repositories to ensure you have a comprehensive collection of relevant sources for your assignments. Finding the right sources is an excellent step towards doing your assignment the right way. However, how well you use the sources to answer the assignment question will determine the grade you get. This is why it is very important to learn how to answer assignment questions as your lecturer expects you to. Read the full article

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#JamesDonaldson On #MentalHealth – #Twitter Restores #SuicidePrevention Feature

Move follows criticism of #ElonMusk after #ThereIsHelp feature disappeared from searches #ElonMusk had told users that “#Twitter doesn’t prevent #suicide.”  Nadeem Badshah #Twitter has restored a feature that promoted #suicideprevention hotlines and support groups after its CEO #ElonMusk was criticized over their removal. The feature, known as #ThereIsHelp, placed a banner at the top of search results for certain topics and listed contacts for organizations in numerous countries related to #mentalhealth, HIV, vaccines, child sexual exploitation, #Covid-19, gender-based violence, natural disasters and freedom of expression. Reuters reported on Friday that the feature was taken down a few days ago. Twitter’s head of trust and safety, Ella Irwin, confirmed the removal and called it temporary. Irwin said: “We have been fixing and revamping our prompts. They were just temporarily removed while we do that. We expect to have them back up next week.” Irwin said: “Google does really well with these in their search results and are actually mirroring some of their approach with the changes we are making.” She added: “We know these prompts are useful in many cases and just want to make sure they are functioning properly and continue to be relevant.” Musk, who did not initially respond to requests for comment about the removal, had tweeted: “False, it is still there.” In response to criticism by #Twitter users, the billionaire also wrote that “#Twitter doesn’t prevent #suicide.” The initial removal had led some consumer safety groups and #Twitter users to express concerns about the wellbeing of vulnerable users on the platform. Eirliani Abdul Rahman, who had been on a recently dissolved #Twitter content advisory group, said the disappearance of #ThereIsHelp was “extremely disconcerting and profoundly disturbing”. She added even if it was only temporarily removed to make way for improvements, “normally you would be working on it in parallel, not removing it”. #James Donaldson notes:Welcome to the “next chapter” of my life… being a voice and an advocate for #mentalhealthawarenessandsuicideprevention, especially pertaining to our younger generation of students and student-athletes.Getting men to speak up and reach out for help and assistance is one of my passions. Us men need to not suffer in silence or drown our sorrows in alcohol, hang out at bars and strip joints, or get involved with drug use.Having gone through a recent bout of #depression and #suicidalthoughts myself, I realize now, that I can make a huge difference in the lives of so many by sharing my story, and by sharing various resources I come across as I work in this space.  #http://bit.ly/JamesMentalHealthArticleOrder your copy of James Donaldson's latest book,#CelebratingYourGiftofLife:From The Verge of Suicide to a Life of Purpose and Joy   www.celebratingyourgiftoflife.com Musk has previously said that impressions, or views, of harmful content are declining since he took over the company in October and has tweeted graphs showing a downward trend, even as researchers and civil rights groups have tracked an increase in tweets with racial slurs and other hateful content. The entrepreneur has also declared he wants to combat #childabuse imagery on #Twitter and has criticized the previous ownership’s handling of the issue. But he has reduced large portions of the teams involved in dealing with potentially objectionable material. #Twitter had launched some prompts about five years ago and some had been available in over 30 countries, according to company tweets. In one of its blog posts about the #ThereIsHelp feature, #Twitter had said it had responsibility to ensure users could “access and receive support on our service when they need it most”. Just as Musk bought the company, the feature was expanded to show information related to natural disaster searches in Indonesia and Malaysia. The year is 2033. #ElonMusk is no longer one of the richest people in the world, having hemorrhaged away his fortune trying to make #Twitter profitable. Which, alas, hasn’t worked out too well: only 420 people are left on the platform. Everyone else was banned for not laughing at Musk’s increasingly desperate jokes.  In other news, Pete Davidson is now dating Martha Stewart. Fast and the Furious 78 has just hit the box offices. An 86-year-old #DonaldTrump is still threatening to run for president. And British tabloids are still churning out 100 articles a day about whether Meghan Markle eating lunch is an outrageous snub to the royal family. Obviously I have no idea what the world is going to look like in a decade. But here’s one prediction I feel very confident making: without a free and fearless press the future will be bleak. Without independent journalism, democracy is doomed. Without journalists who hold power to account, the future will be entirely shaped by the whims and wants of the 1%. A lot of the 1% are not big fans of the Guardian, by the way. #DonaldTrump once praised a Montana congressman who body-slammed a Guardian reporter. Musk, meanwhile, has described the Guardian, as “the most insufferable newspaper on planet Earth.” I’m not sure there is any greater compliment. I am proud to write for the Guardian. But ethics can be expensive. Not having a paywall means that the Guardian has to regularly ask our readers to chip in. If you are able, please do consider supporting us. Only with your help can we continue to get on #ElonMusk’s nerves. Read the full article