#goofy asses i hope they die oh wait

[aliettali]

what a creature

[tthesongofachilless]

THE WINNER TAKES IT ALL

♟️ — relationship: Max Verstappen x fem!teammate!reader

♟️ — face claim: Pinterest

♟️ — WARNING: This smau includes hate, death threats and sexism.

♟️ — a/n: thank you everyone for the support recently! Its been a wild ride making this, so I hope you enjoy it! For requests on my next smau, feel free to put in an ask! Enjoy

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f1: F1 BREAKING: Y/n Y/l/n signs with Redbull! ✏️

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user1: WHAT HUH WAIT WHAAA

user2: RUE... WHEN WAS THIS?

user3: IM SHAKING

redbullracing: welcome 🫶🏻

user4: OH HELL NO

user5: checo come back the kids miss you (im the kids)

maxverstappen1: 👋

user6: i thought we were getting a maxiel reunion..

user7: she's a fucking rookie what do redbull expect is gonna happen

user8: the history book on the shelf is always repeating itself 😔😔😔

yourusername: 🫶

user9: shut your goofy ass up go to Williams instead they will LOVE you there

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yourusername: trying to live my life till the fullest until my trainer forces me to stop 🙈

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user10: oh don't worry girlie you'll be back to living your life till the fullest in no time

user11: gosh lando in the likes she's already tryna bag every driver

user12: all i wanna know is how does y/n make that many cups of coffee and not finish any of them?

user13: cant wait to see her make a post talking about her leaving F1

user14: y/n is about to become the james charles of f1

yourbestfriend: miss you xxx

yourusername: miss you more!!!

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f1: 👋 Hello Max, Hello Y/n! Who's ready for our opening round of the season?

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user20: gosh she won't even let the photographers get a good picture for the official f1 insta

user21: did they..... arrive together...?

user22: uhm!!! who is this girl!!!! where is checo!!!!???

user23: max run

redbullracing: Hello, f1!

yourusername: ME!!!🙈🙈🙈

user24: shut UP ALREADY

schecoperez and 482,074 liked..

f1: CONTACT! 💥 Max Verstappen is okay, safety car is deployed.

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user25: im going to murder y/n.

user26: turning the tv off it isn't worth watching anymore

user27: CHECO IN THE LIKES HAHAHA

user28: hey y/n do a mazespin

user29: redbull shaking in their boots

landonorris, redbullracing and 963,285 liked..

f1: Y/N Y/L/N, A FORMULA ONE GRAND PRIX WINNER!

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yourbestfriend: THAT'S MY GIRL

redbullracing: 👊👊👊

user30: ugh

user31: can't wait for her to crash at every other race!

user32: wondering how the haters feel now...

yourusername: I FEEL AMAZING 🥁🥁

user33: kill yourself

yourusername posted a story!

caption: I'm winning

tagged: maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1: uhm you cheated

yourusername: you literally ate one of your cards

user34: leave that man alone

user35: jump out of the bus

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yourusername: Taylor was right! Haters gonna hate hate hate while I'm just gonna shake shake shake!

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user36: she's so annoying

user37: she's a swiftie? Gonna stop listening to Taylor now 🙉

taylornation: glad we could help 💕

user38: are we not going to talk about the second picture

user39: im scared for that mans wellbeing

maxverstappen1: 🏌️ Score!

user40: MAX RUN

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— 7 Months later..

maxverstappen1, yourbestfriend and 918,024 others liked..

yourusername: wanna die but at least I've got my boo 💐

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yourusername: you deserve so much better baby 💕

maxverstappen1: 👫 twinssss

user44: I'm sorry YOU SAY TWINS IN THAT YOU WANNA DIE OR YOU GOT YOUR BOO

user45: girl has been through it all in the past few months

user46: show them that they're wrong!!

user47: who is the boo?

user48: ugh such a pinterest lifestyle

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f1: Our final race of the season is upon us! Who will take the title? Verstappen or Y/l/n?

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user50: if y/n manages to win the title in her rookie year despite all the hate she's getting I'm going to be so proud

user51: both deserve it so much 🧡

redbullracing: We are happy either way!

user52: DU DU DU DU MAX VERSTAPPEN

user53: y/n prove the haters wrong!

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F1: RED FLAG 🚩 Mick is okay.

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user54: SHITTTT

user55: Mick baby you need a new seat

user56: doesn't this now make redbull 1-2?

user57: yeah! y/n is leading while Max is second

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F1: We go racing again in Abu Dhabi! Y/n is leading with Max in second and Lewis in third.

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user58: YOU GOT THIS Y/N!!!

user59: Lewis could do so something really funny now

user60: MAXIE 2024 CHAMP

user61: last race with Lewis at merc... im not sad... no...

user62: im shaking

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F1: OUR NEWEST WORLD CHAMPION, Y/N Y/L/N!

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user64: fucking bitch

user65: YESSSSSS

user66: UGH

user67: the way max looked at her when he got out of the car 🥹

user68: can't tell if she used him to get the wdc or if they are actually in love

user69: MAX AND Y/N OH MY GODD

user70: 💕

yourbestfriend: AHDHDHHGDDHHD IM GONNA DIE

yourusername, redbullracing and 6,308,157 others liked

maxverstappen1: Y/n, I've loved you since I first met you in our junior years. Your personality matches mine, and I could've never asked for anyone more beautiful than you. Please let us grow old together and look back on these moments and laugh.

Love you, world champion. 💛

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yourusername: 💛 Gosh I love you come back to our room let me kiss you

user71: "let us grow old together" max what if I just died now

redbullracing: So happy for you both 💛

user72: THE THIRD PICTURE?

user73: gonna cry myself to sleep

user74: THEY ARE SO CUTEEEE

user75: UGHFHFHFHD

— fin 💐

— ♟️ a/n : thank you all so much for reading this! This took a while to make, as i was really stuck on how to progress the story further without making it too short. Again, if you have any smau requests, feel free to put them in my asks! Love you all 🦅🦅

[colie-nne]

captured?

pairing: daniel ricciardo x photographer!reader | instagram au

summary: some bantering with the one and only daniel ricciardo.

requested: yes | no

a/n: I was bored and I missed danny ric so here is something I did for a hot minute, sorry if it's a mess. requests are open

yourusername

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yourusername round 1: more unreleased DR3 pics like you guys requested

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user The smile he gives y/n is breathtaking.

user more, please!!!🫶🏻

landonorris when will you release mine? i'm waiting

yourusername sorry, Lando. you'll have to wait in line landonorris Hey! wasn't I the one who gave you the idea danielricciardo but I'm her favourite.

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo round 2: capturing the photographer

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user why is y/n on the floor😭😭😭

user not Daniel joining his girlfriend's photo trends

user i love this wag so much

user same user oh to be this kind of wag user same (2)

yourusername

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yourusername round 3: My Boys 🧡

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user my boys😭

user so is lando like their child or something?

user yeah, i think so user idk maybe more like an annoying little sibling landonorris .... user i'm sorry🥲

danielricciardo my love❤️

yourusername why are you dropping things like this out of nowhere 🫣 danielricciardo cause i can user y/n being shy when danny shows love is cute

user i love this thing that they're doing

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo round 4: capturing the photographer off-guard

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yourusername why the pictures?

danielricciardo you look lovely in it yourusername even whilst i'm hibernating? danielricciardo always, even if you look like a caterpillar and wake up like a bear

user the transition from posting unreleased f1 photos to making the world feel single is huge

yourusername

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yourusername round 5: payback?? (sorry for not posting mclaren pictures, the man had awakened the beast)

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user this series went from unreleased McLaren pics to dumping their whole ass relationship on instagram.

landonorris put those grippers away, mate

danielricciardo never😍 yourusername the reason why I had to repost this, to be honest

user they're so goofy🤩

danielricciardo

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danielricciardo round 6: will end this on a good note (she's threatening to post ungodly pictures of me so I had to). still love you!!

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yourusername still?? kidding i love you too

user y/n reciprocating his love publicly, what a day danielricciardo aww my love yourusername ok, now...

user he's so boyfriend material

user when will i get my own dr3?

landonorris does this mean that daniel has rizz?

danielricciardo yes yourusername no and close your eyes, child alex_albon I will pretend I didn't see anything, mother landonorris I'm already blind so count that in

yourusername

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yourusername round 7: ending this chaotic exchange with the pictures i was supposed to post. Hope you love these, just like how much i love taking them.

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user i love the unreleased pictures so much!!!

yourusername thank you!! will post once I've been granted permission again landonorris mate, you don't need to ask. Post them already yourusername do you want me to get fired? user lol

redbullracing Can we get you to take photos of the team?

danielricciardo no mclaren no landonorris no yourusername sorry, but no user y/n is where daniel is, you can never separate them.

user aaaa the headband pictures are to die for!!!

[fleurdolliee]

𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐀𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 - 𝟎:𝟎𝟐

❝𝟏𝟔𝟎𝟎 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐲 𝐢𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐠 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭, 𝐄𝐠𝐲𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐫𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐲 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭❞

- Cleo De Nile

Oh my rah, it was full of normie boys. 

You let your jaw drop open, and silently weeped at the fact there were no ghouls. Crowley noticed and giggled a little and Grimm just rolled over and over on your shoulder.

“Is that all for the new student dorm assignments?“ A red-head (ew a ginger, teehee) started, putting his hand on his hip.

“Listen up new students. Here in Heartslabyul I am the rules. Break them and it’s off with your head.“ He kept a pointed look to the group of Heartslabyul freshman.

A man with lion ears just groaned “Urgh. This stuffy ceremony is finally over.“ (OMG A WERE-LION SHIT. maybe you werent in aschool for normies?)

“We’re going back to the dorm. Savanaclaws, follow me.“ He waved over a group of Savanaclaw freshman to follow him.

A boy with a beauty mark and glasses smiled over to the group of Octavinelle freshman, “To the new students, congratulations on entering this academy. Enjoy your life here to it’s fullest!“

“As the dorm leader of Octavinelle I will suport you to the best of my ability!“ 

A drop-dead gorgeous man (or was it a ghoul?) hummed “By the way where did the Headmaster go? He flew right out in the middle of the ceremony...“

“Abandoning his post...“ a tablet(?, where the hell were you) spoke.

“Maybe he got a tummy ache or something!“ a cheerful looking boy said.

“Not at all!“ Crowely spoke up putting his hands out, “oh... he’s here“ The red-head said.

“I cannot believe you all.“ He sniffed into his hands, as if crying. “We were missing one new student so I went to find them.“

’Maybe I didn’t want to be found?!’

Crowley pushed you in front of him causing all the students to focus their gaze on you. Which caused you to look down, but then you were like wait a minute i’m a de nile! So you stared straight ahead at the dark mirror, wishing to just go home already.

“You were the only one yet to be assigned a dormitory. I shall watch over the raccoon,“ (Grim hissed when Crowley said that) “step in front of the dark mirror.“

You walked up to the mirror, strutting up the steps. Hiding the fact you did not want to be here.

“State thy name“

You were so close to doing what you did to the guard in Hauntlywood, but the mirror creeped you out with it’s black eyes.

“My name is (Name) De Nile, 😼. You might have heard of me!“ You gloat, the mirror frowns and shakes it’s head(? mask?).

“(Name) De Nile... The nature of thy soul is...“

Maybe stop taking long-ahh pauses? 

“I do not know“

“Come again?“ Crowley screeched but covered it up with a cough. “I sense not a spark of magic from this one...“

Duh! Maybe because you weren’t a witch??

You were a mummy. A mummy. You were starting to get seriously annoyed so you huffed and wrapped your arms around your chest.

“The color. The shape. Are all nothing“

Excuse you?! What kinda place were you in if the sacred object (ooooh) can’t even recognize greatness?

“Therefore she is suited for no dormitory.“

Crickets chirped before the room exploded in murmurs. Using that time you briskly walked down the stairs and into the crowd near Crowley.

“Did the mirror say ’she’?“

“Yes you fucking deaf bitch. I hope you die“

“I ate my grandma :)“

“Okay jeffrey dahmer“

“An ebony carriage would never go to meet someone who can’t use magic! Nevertheless a woman!“

“I’m still here“ You sneer “And the fuck does me being a girl have to do with it??“

Crowley ignored you again (you swear you were plotting his downfall) “In a hundred years there has not once been a mistake in the student selection. So why in the world...“

He stroked his non-existant beard. (why are people here so goofy)

“It’s probably your fault“ You offered as a reason, he frowned displeased by you words. (tf he expect you to do praise his ass???)

“Then i’ll take her place!“ A screechy voice shouted, it was Grim!!

“Stay right there, racoon!“

Geim ignored Crowley giving him a taste of his one medicine “Unlike that dumb human, I can use magic! Lemme in the school instead!!“

Did you have to say it again? You were not a normie.

“If ya’ need proof I’ll show you right now!“ Grim smirked (at no one, no one cared).

“Everybody, get down!“ a voice stunned you, and you instictively shoved someone in front of you while getting down. (were you an asshole? maybe, but at least you were’nt scorched)

“NNNAGHH!!!“

The room erupted in bright blue flames covering the ground, causing you to cough from the smoke being emitted.

“WAH! HOTTT!!! MY BUT’S ON FIRE!!!“ someone cried out, it was that boy with red eyes that said crowley had a tummy ache. You mentally giggled at the memory before scolding yourself for thinking about that when the room was on fire.

“At this rate the school will be a sea of fire! Somebody catch that racoon!“

A burst of fire went your way so you pushed someone in front of you. You don’t remember who it was though (savanaclaw student b)

You were going to ignore the red-eyed guy but you noticed his earings. And they shined like real gold, annd you had to get some of that sweet sweet friend money!!!

“Here,“ You took of your robe and repatedly smacked his ass with it (that’s how fires stopped in those normie adds, right?).

He looked up at you with a big smile, “THANKYOUSOMUCHIT’SSOKINDOFYOU-“

You smile at him “No need for the thank yous. you’re welcome“ you giggle cutting him off.

“I have to throw a party for you!“ He grabbed your hands and clasped them together, you felt a tiny piece of guilt for only helping him because of the gold earings. But you’re broke in this new world you need money.

You wave him off as he sing your praises, and honestly it was making your ego swell. But then some fuckface just had to interupt you too.

“Kalim! What are you doing you could’ve gotten hurt!“ some guy hissed a hint of annoyance showing on his face before masking it with a (fake) look of fear. 

“Jamil! You have to mee... Huh? Where is she?“ Kalim thought out loud. 

“Tch! Suck ups!“ the were-lion (you think. you’re not sure where the fuck your were) snorted (weed)

The hottie with purple hair tips just scoffed “Hmm? Aren’t you supposed to be good at hunting? Doesn’t it look like a nice plump snack“ He cooed condescendingly.

“Why me? Do it yourself.“ the were-lion snarled, you get being a were and stuff (from Clawdeen) but growling? that’s crossing the line.

“Mr. Crowley, please leave it to me“ a sickingly-sweet voice called out, it was that guy with a beauty mark. And he was grinned as if eager to show off his magical ability. “I’m suure the others couldn’t stomach harassing the poor creature, so I shall take it upon myself.“

“WTG, Azul. Always trynna rack up those points.“ The tablet spoke up (you’ve seen crazier).

“Are you all even listening!?“ Crowley stomped his feet.

“If it’s just catching some stupid raccoon, I’m sure you can do it yourself, Teach.“ the were-lion grumbled crossing his arms under his chest. (you were looking respectfully okay🙏)

“Grrr! How many times do I have to tell you! I’m not a raccoon“ Grim whined, “I- the great Grim will become the greatest mage ever!!!“

“It certainly has moxie,“ Azul mused “Care to help me, Riddle?“

“I certainly can’t overlook those who break rules. Let’s hurry and get this over with.“ The angry red-head (now known as Riddle) glared daggers at Grim.

“OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!“

[blimbo-buddy]

The knights are kind of 50/50 yeah they're basically cops but also they're better than cops.

Tigerstar takes over Windclan and Riverclan and most of Shadowclan and Thunderclan is basically taking refuge at Pawshire and the kingdoms are in emergency meeting because "Oh fuck, this guy actually wants to start a war and killed Bluestar."

That's how Rusty and Sandstorm start hittin' it off. There is some teasing but it lightens up a little when they're working together to try and stop this horrible war.

Might I add, there hasn't been an actual full on battlefield war attack in ages and mostly hostile one-off disputes.

It ends with the Empire coming and taking Tigerstar's life Scourge style with their sickass metal claws and then it's Darkest Hour but also not Darkest Hour because the Empire wants to kill the remaining clan cats.

So now all the clans have a common enemy and they chase off the Empire but the Empire is like, "This isn't over. As long as those clans continue to exist! As long as they continue to breathe their horrible lies and spread their brainwashing we'll never die!" before doing a tactical retreat.

Rusty is asked to become leader of Thunderclan as he helped lead the clans and did the most in their dire need.

He says he'll think about it and Sandstorm waits for him at the border for his decision.

that's my basic plot outline that still needs gaps to be filled as I'm just marking down major events, changing them, and trying to work it all into cohesion. I'm actually quite proud and Rusty's desicion ends up being like Aang's from Avatar the Last Airbender where he doesn't have to choose A or B. He chooses the secret and hidden C option.

Ah I see I see. 'Least the original Police system disappeared alongside the humans I suppose. Let's hope the Kingdoms don't repeat the same mistake.

Imagining the Thunderclan cats weren't the happiest with taking refuge in the Kingdoms, but they needed to swallow their fucking pride if they were to all end up surviving. Although yeah I imagine the panic the Kingdoms were going through in that meeting meanwhile Thunderclan is just standing around not sure what to do. Imagine SilverStream nervous and worried about the state of her Clan during the take over. Yeah, they treat her like an enemy now, but what about her father? And her cousins? Imagine how devastated she is when she hears that StoneFur was executed.

I think in terms of "realism" it makes more sense for TigerStar to die like that if the claws were metal. Still badass either way though, always gotta keep that in, y'know. Me staring at the trope of "character(s) whose drive for vengeance becomes their own downfall and makes them repeat the same cycle of needless bloodshed" on the table with a big ass goofy grin.

Loving the route that you're taking with Rusty, woah boy wonder what his decision will be!

[liberty-mutual-138]

Hey! ♥️ I have questions for the ask game!

2. Is your OC a loner or a social butterfly? Are they satisfied with how they come across to other people?

13. How important are romantic relationships to your OC? Do they prefer casual sex, short flings, or long term relationships? Do they want to get married or are they content with what they have? Or do they have no interest in romance whatsoever?

20. Has your OC ever done something terrible and lied about it? Did they run away or blame someone else for it? How long did they maintain the lie and did the truth ever come out?

I have no much hope for Oz and Annika for the last question. 💀

Hey Sheena! Thanks for sending in an ask! <3

[VERY LONG ANSWER. SORRY POOKIE 😭]

2. Oz is extremely awkward and unintentionally a loner. He’s a funny guy, but dude struggles to keep up a conversation for longer than 5 mins before it turns awkward.

Oz wants to come off as awkward as he hates small talk. The more off-putting he is, the less likely they will annoy him with dumbass questions.

Annika loves talking. A lot. She has no qualms going up to a random ass stranger and starting a conversation. She knows when people are annoyed, she just genuinely couldn’t care less. Annika’s a professional yapper.

Annika has the exact opposite of social anxiety, so she doesn’t care about how she’s perceived.

Abbey leans more towards to social butterfly side, as she genuinely enjoys connecting with people. However, she gets nervous very easily, and tends to avoid speaking too much unless she’s spoken to. Basically, Abbey waits for other people to acknowledge her before she starts talking.

Abbey definitely doesn’t like how people see her. People often take her for a pushover because of her personality, but that’s far from the truth. She wishes more people would take her seriously. Just because Abbey doesn’t get angry often, doesn’t mean she’ll let someone walk over her.

13. (Boy oh boy where do I even begin)

Extremely. Oz has never experienced a true, loving, and lasting relationship in his 40 years on the planet. He YEARNS for the loving embrace of a woman, and not just for one night. Having a wife, kids, a dog, and a white picket fence, y’know, the typical nuclear family was his big dream in life. Until Annika had to be an asshole and turn the world into a nuclear wasteland while blaming the US💀

Annika’s a lesbian, in the USSR, and it’s the early 80s. Yeah, girl isn’t having a love life anytime soon. She doesn’t bother longing for what she can’t have, but she occasionally has flings with other women. Nothing serious, cause it couldn’t be serious. Is she content with that? HELL NAH. Annika sees couples on the street and she wishes she could have that.

Abbey would worry way too much to pursue any of three. She would need a strong emotional bond with someone to even consider a relationship. Romance isn’t what’s important to Abbey, but it’s having a strong connection that matters. But with the amount of people she lost both during her childhood and as an FBI agent, Abbey’s waiting for the next person she gets close to spontaneously disappear.

One thing these three goofy goobers have in common: they all long for the loving embrace of a human, but they’re all “too fucked up” to allow themselves to have that. And it’s like come on guys grow and change as people already 😭

Sheena, you were right. Annika and Oz are NOT beating the allegations 💀

20)

(Gotta get through a chunk of backstory for this to make sense)

TLDR: Oz let his dad die of a heart attack, then left him there.

During the peak of Oz’s addiction, right after he got out of the first round of rehab and almost a year after his honorable discharge, he was living back with Old Man Clancy and his mother. Now, Old Man Clancy both psychologically and physically abused Oz for most of his life, and he constantly taunts Oz for being a junkie, which was making him relapse more often.

(Back to the question)

Old Man Clancy had a heart attack just as Oz entered the house with groceries. He was sitting at the table with a dirty magazine gripped in his hands. Oz ran over to the home phone, and was about to dial 911 until… he just didn’t. He put the rotary phone back before he dialed the other “1”. Oz stared into Old Man Clancy’s eyes as his gurgling noises filled the room. And Oz just stared until he knew he was dead.

Oz put the groceries back in his car, and drove off into oblivion. He never told any of his siblings, or even his mother, that he was there and could’ve stopped Old Man Clancy’s death. His sister, Eve, was the only person who figured it out, but she didn’t say anything.

My batshit crazy pookie bear, where do I begin? Damn, this is hard lol. Girl was, is, and will always be a terrible person (at least in the nuke ending; she redeemed herself after the canon ending)

(BACKSTORY AGAIN! SORRY 😭)

TLDR: Annika killed an entire family that was on Perseus’ shitlist. When operatives found her, instead of telling them it was a hit, Annika told them she did it because “the father didn’t have any balls to steer the USSR in the right direction.”

For Annika, it’s definitely the reason why she actually joined Perseus in the first place. She was raised in organized crime, cruelty’s been in her blood since she was born. See, girlie was only 17 and she was already about two whoopsies away from getting sent to the Gulag.Annika really didn’t want to get sent to the Gulag, but she still had people she needed to ‘sweep under the rug’ so she wouldn’t also have the mob up her ass.

Despite the threat, outstanding warrants for her arrest, sustaining an eye injury that made light painful to look at, her father’s death, and not having anyone to protect her, Annika proceeded to preform another hit. She painted a family’s brains on a fucking hallway.

Perseus wanted to know who did it, and after two weeks they grabbed my girlie off the street. Annika was like “Oh fuck the KGB got me. I’m either gonna be in the Gulag or an oblong box.” So she decided to ‘negotiate’ for death. Meaning: She’d piss them off so much they kill her so doesn’t get sent to the Gulag. She shit-talked the entire structure of the Soviet government and their incompetence of handling the West’s threats. Annika said that’s why she killed them, for what the father’s ignorance.

Perseus believed that Annika killed them for the father’s incompetence, and not because she was paid good money for it. Nobody found out she was bullshitting until 2 years after she became an operator 💀

TLDR: Abbey gave the man responsible for her and her friend’s brainwashing severe chronic pain for the rest of his life by shooting him 6 times, then saving him.

Definitely the least morally repugnant person out of the trinity. I think we all know who the worst person is 💀

I’m getting lazy, and there’s too much to unpack with the last one, so I’m gonna limit it to two paragraphs max.

Just take the TLDR, and I’ll tell you the aftermath. Abbey arrests him and takes him into custody. They asked her how she didn’t manage to land any lethal shots on him out of the 8 shots she fired. Abbey just tells them “He’s a lucky guy” instead of telling them she intentionally save him so he would have to deal with the pain for the rest of his life.

Nobody believed Abbey, obviously, but they thought she saved him out of the goodness of her heart. They didn’t know that Abbey had so much hatred for the man that she thought death was too merciful for him. If she gave him a critical injury, he’d be recovering from it for the rest of his life, even if he escaped.

Dude I need to get better at shortening posts. This is the shortened version. I feel like I just wrote the declaration of independence. Nobody’s gonna make it this far. 💀

Thank you again though! Hope you weren’t expecting a quick read 💀

[mjammies]

maxon come back plzzz (the elite)

ch21-24

Ch 21 

-not the king and maxon leaving to go to asia

-maxon must be 5’8 the way they be describing him

-”call ahead and tell them to go easy on us” maxon you gotta be kinding if you think this girl got ties like that

-oop kriss is taking itttttttt 

-i hate america i really do but this kinda behavior with kriss woulda had me tweaking tf out fr

-”you are such an idiot sometimes” gurl arent you tryna win him and you calling him a dummy

-”he noted the homemade bracelet I wore. He studied it, seeming confuse, then kissed my hand tenderly” america better pray that maxon dont know what the guards buttons look like. America really dumb af.

-not anne finding aspen in america room omgg can somebody jump him plzz, where the hell is this rod when you really need it.

-”he was in plain clothes, not his uniform” bro i think aspen was meant to be a 6 cause this level of ignorance is unmatched.

-”maxon is gone. This changes everything.” ummmmm no it does not, goofy 

Ch 22

-atp they shoulda put cameras in all the rooms cause im tired of them sneaking around

-i dont even wanna read this bitch ass chapter 

-”i dont like talking about him anyway” ofc you dont, only cause he tryna take your girl

-”and the injections, too” yall getting fed and bbls??

-my thing is if aspen really wanted to make change wouldnt he let america be a princess since she'll actually speak out about all the nonsense going on. Cause if you take her, maxon is gonna marry someone else and the exact same shit is going to continue to happen.

-”slowly, he lowered me to the mattress of pillows” i want them both to die

-”there was a newfound confidence there, something instilled in him through becoming a two” why not a one, imagine the confidence a one could have 

-”when this was all over, would i be a two or a one?” bro this wack ass caste system. The only reason cass set it up like this was to make it seem like there was a real competition here, but wth kinda comp is it between a prince and a guard, like sir you are THE HELP,

-america is just greedy asf, maybe she needs a poly relationship since she cant chose. 

Ch 23

-”but elise family says they never arrived” oop the prince and king is mia

-not the king saying they there but elise family wth is they at

-not kriss pulling her in the garden to chat about maxon, this finna get juicy

-”i think you and i might be neck and neck at this point” oooppp she saying yall is equally in the running omggg

-”anyway, he loved it. He said no one had given him a present yet”. Damnnnnnn america you really missed the ball on that opportunity

-omggg he done took kriss to his room and not even miss thing has been

-”anyway he started visiting me during pretty much every free moment he had” im gonna be sick

-he aint even try to kiss her yet, good

-”i dont know how you feel, but i love him” damn. Miss home of the brave couldnt even say that and here go kriss confusing easilyyy

-not the rebels demanding they end the selection, yall dont like a little drama lol

CH24

-broo imma need maxon to get back and soon

-”what if maxon was dead?” girl dont act like you care

-oop waitaminute the king and maxon are coming home tonighttttt, thank god

-”kriss left seconds later. Maybe she was making a welcome home card.” lol i sure hope so

-not the maids fightingggg

-are the maids not also a two? See this why this caste system doesnt work 

-oh wait nvm i guess not

-she back to reading gregory’s diary, im not reading all that tho yall be easy

-damn he wrote a lot

-not she tryna look decent for maxon, i know thats right

-awww not him gifting her a blue bracelett, i need someone who will think about me in a whole different country

-”i didnt find anything for anyone else” period

-broo this could all be hers, but she so slowww 

-”im just really confused about you rn.” GIRL hes the one whose been confused about YOU

-”if you ever want to know anything about me… all you need to do is ask.” now THAT is a man

-”i dont know if im ready to do that yet” whats the number to this palace, im calling in a bomb threat myself 

-maxon gone for days, yall thinking he died, he returns, and this is how yall communicate when he gets back palease.

[wave2tyun]

I'm here after writing a physical list of songs to reccomend!!😼 I'll start with my n.1 group, Stray Kids!! :D I started listening to them a bit over a year and a half ago but by now my life is consumed by them... 🙃

Here's my (long) list of slay songs! (Do note most of the songs I'm reccomending are very energetic because I'm more drawn to energetic songs, they have lots of songs that are calmer etc, so if you like different kinds of songs you're definitely going to be able to find loads!!)

Noeasy:

-Thunderous (the title track, INCREDIBLE music video‼️)

-Wolfgang (the furry song of the group just like Cat & Dog is for txt👍 their kingdom performance for this is incredible)

-Cheese (song for the haters, it's about cheese though?? Love the wordplay, they're really good at creative lyrics)

-DOMINO (ayy domino😎, we never got the mv for this😔💔)

-Silent Cry (I really love this one, super pretty and cool sounding!!)

-SSick (I'm saur ssick, another banger, I love the instrumental of this lots)

-Red Lights (duet between Hyunjin and Bang Chan, the n.1 sexy song of the group)

ODDINARY:

-Charmer (SUPER banger, the instrumental is crazy good!)

-Venom (I personally think this one is underrated, they once perfirmed this with like a giant spider??? idek anymore)

-Lonely St. (just another great ass song imo💞)

-Muddy water (half the group is in this one and there's another song with the rest, I just happen to like the style of this one better, very different to most of their songs imo)

Maxident:

-Super Board (one of my absolute favorite skz songs of all time, nyoom!! cool music video👍)

-Chill (a sadder song?? on my reccomendation list?? Han Jisung loml writes the best sad songs argue with the wall)

-Taste (another sexy song, oh my god this one is crazy😵)

-Don't stop (a cute almost anime opening sounding duet with the 2 youngest, CUTE!!)

-Case 143 (silly title love song, I reccomend watching all the mvs you can find tbh, they're always really good!!)

In Life:

-Back Door (underappreciated!!!😠 slept on, why didn't people love this more, incredible choreography too!! deserves so much more)

-The Tortoise and the Hare (ages ago people had theories 3racha (the producers of the group) were drunk while making this, I think people just weren't used to songs that were 'different', honestly SUPER cool)

5-star:

-Super Bowl (cooking up a storm peace of cake‼️ this one's in english, first skz album i ever ordered btw)

-ITEM (Banger!!!!! Big Reccomend!! Cool choreography)

-Get Lit (the english translation of the korean title is "let's die" don't let that fool you though, this is a super cool song, my favorite on the album)

-Youtiful (song in english, it's about how beatiful stay (their fandom) is to them, my lovely skz😭)

Rockstar:

-Lalalala (title track of their newest album, super banger, just feel the rock!!)

-Megaverse (welcome to the stray kids hot megaverse, once again... really Really good!!)

-Comflex (my favorite from this album, you can really tell i like more energetic "quick" songs by looking at all my favorites, huh? 😅)

Other:

-God's Menu (pretty much everyone knows this one, the one that blew them up, still incredible after all these years)

-Circus (a song about the circus, goofy and silly but still super good? Love this one💞)

-Christmas EveL (christmas song? similar to Circus, goofy but unnecessarily good... Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad, I can feel the evil coming but Felix never bad😎)

Lmao anyway that was my list, watch mvs if you're interested, I'll do Ateez later!!

Also I haven't listened to a lot of earlier music yet so there's definitely lots of other good songs that are just waiting to be discovered😁 Hope you enjoy Alex dear💞💞 sorry it's so long...

-🐾

my dearest comforting kitty anon you are TOO CUTEEEEEE!!!!!🥹🥹🥹��💖💓💘💞💘💖 i might????? cry??????????😞😞😞 i absolutely love how you wrote down the respective albums for each song PLUS the little comments you wrote for them??????? i put them all in a playlist in this same order😼😼💞 (the 2 kitties in the pic are you and me btw<3) and i'll make sure to check out some mvs too cause i think i've only ever seen like 3 of them!! :00 hellevator is one of them i actually watched it when it first came out😳 time really flies cause omg it's actually been so many years since then??

thank you so much for taking your time to write this list for me i really appreciate it!!! :(((((💓💖💘💞💓💞💘 i'll make sure to let you know my thoughts + favorites and omg i'll look forward to the ateez one as well!! :DD<33

[maguro13-2]

Hiromu Arakawa : [grumbles] Kamierabi. Kamierabi. Alright. Mr Ohkubo, you have your chance with video game legend Yoko Taro to of getting your show on the air after you abandoned your own manga characters that you left to die! And now the Ohkuboverse is gone because of you, ya idiot! Well, at least the new protagonist I introduced has now become the new star on the Gangan Joker magazine line. Fine! I'll just watch the first episode of Yoko Taro's new show that fans of Soul Eater wanted to look at. Wonder what's this show about any way?

"After watching the first episode..."

Yoko Taro : My first animated tv show is finally on the air during the block program on Fuji TV, fans of Nier are really going to see this one in action! So what do you think of it, Arakawa? What did you think of it!?

Atsushu Ohkubo : So, did you like it....?

(pauses for a moment)

*crickets chirping*

Hiromu Arakawa : ....(holds out a guitar)

*GUITAR SMASH!*

Hiromu Arakawa : Kamierabi, my ass! Who needs to watch this crap anyway? I'm going over to Wit Studio to have Moonrise in production! Didn't have time to waste my time for this CGI trash!

(door closes)

(birds chirping)

Yoko Taro : (goofy voice] I think that I am a genius. Does anybody have an cube of ice for a pack to heal myself? I didn't realize that I was planning Death Game show since Future Diary.

Atsushi Ohkubo : [goofy voice] Told ya I get that she still pisses me off about that! I designed the characters to look like the ones from the manga

Yoko Taro : [in a normal voice] But hey, if you were in charge of designing the characters to look like the ones from your manga, what happened to the Ohkuboverse that existed in Real World AU? And more importantly, what happened to the previous protags you created!?

"Meanwhile..."

Shotaro : Hey, let us go! Looks like we got ourselves on the wrong foot! The truth is we lied about the Ohkuboverse, Demon Vibe. Look, The Shadow Realm is cool! We promise that we beings from the Ohkuboverse to never tell a lie again! This was Shinra's idea that he started!

Shinra : What!? I told you that I was gonna bring hope to win, but you didn't let Truth from FMA to believe that the Ohkuboverse we lived in was a facade and now it's your fault that you got me and everyone else into this mess!

Tsugumi : What!? Our fault!? Everything was perfect in the Ohkuboverse until the Time Eater came and destroyed it to reveal that Soul World was completely a facade!

Shinra : If the Men of my influence wouldn't been hiding the truth from all of you, you would be all too stupid that the villains we faced in the ohkuboverse has been puppets on a string to Demon Vibe! The entire time

Tsugumi : Well, that's the problem about dealing with heartlesses in the first place! Right, Maka? Maka...?

Shinra : I think she's still in Real World AU with her boyfriend, Makoto. That Phantom guy.

Shotaro : Then where did the Time Eater brought someone that isn't Maka Albarn and is from the 1930s?

Time Eater : Time to take out the trash! Sending you to the place where you belong!

Inky Albarn : What? No! What do you think you're doing!? Please don't do this to me! I liked being the hero of Soul World, I got a reputation of being a meister. I'm Maka Albarn and I'm the coolest, I can't go back to the 1930s right now! I disguised myself as the one and only Maka Albarn, I have authority for being a shounen protag! No wait! I didn't deserve this! I deserve to be the most respected hero in the World! I swear it! The world of Soul Eater is mine! I can change the author's ways of- [The Time Eater sends her into the portal to 1930s au] NOOOOO....*fades*

Shinra : Well this sucks! We're gonna be stuck here forever!

Tsugumi : I thought being a hero would be cool! Thanks a lot, Shinra!

Shotaro : Yeah, Shinra! This is all your fault!

Shinra : Oh bite my shiny metal--

Demon Vibe : Silence! Your transgressions has caused me nothing but trouble! It's time that I give your attitude a new meaning to what it means to be the great and powerful Demon Vibe that I am! To put yourselves into submissions for your reckless way in Angel Vibe's plans, the same way as your foolishness of being heroes.

Shinra : No...No...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

~ Farwell Heroes of the Ohukoboverse, Forever! ~