#goofy ass bs

[savetheghost]

[bitchy-peachy]

Elon Musk should be deported. Just saying.

[pastelpousay]

🧊 for the recent ask game :3

HIII OOO YAY THIS ONE SHOULD BE FUNN! :D

I don’t think Hades would text that much differently from a normal person I just don’t think he uses words like “idk” or “lmao” maybe “lol” idk how to explain it I can’t see him using those or any abbreviations unless absolutely needed. I don’t see him using any punctuation unless it’s a question mark😭 I feel like if he ever texted anyone it would just be to ask them for something or to get his point across hes not that worried about anything else, like if he wanted to get all mushy he would just call (I honestly feel like he’d prefer that so that he can hear his pookies voice 😻)

I don’t he’d ever use emojis either unless he was trying to be funny (either that or he’s had one too many martinis 💀) might be an occasional heart but that’s it at most

THANK YOU SMM FOR ASKING!! I LOVE HC MY SILLY LITTLE GUY (he’s a grown ass man) HAVE A GOOD DAYYYY!! :3

[risingsouls]

Another barrier different from her own was conjured around the samurai by her spiritual protector Maximus, which absorbed the energy blast upon contact.

Vegeta growled and, upon noticing the barrier absorbing the energy, he fed more into the blast, eventually causing it to burst from absorbing too much energy.

" Let's see you escape that! "

[dixonstateofmind]

BUT

BUT LISTEN

A BUDDY COP MOVIE

Á LA THE HEAT (2013)

STARRING EMMA STONE AND JENNIFER LAWRENCE

PLEASE WHO DO I HAVE TO PAY?????!???? WHAT DO I HAVE TO GIVE???!????? WHAT ORGAN WILL I HAVE TO GIVE AWAY JUST TO SEE THESE TWO AS LEADS IN A COMEDY MOVIE????

[thevoiceofdesertbluffs]

Thinking about. Kasper surviving the events of 158 amd just skipping town when the tables started turning against him. Somehow he got so fucking far in the Sandwastes that he found an old oak door, eventually ending up in the Desert Otherworld. Though urm. He'd been traveling for days without any gasoline so he'd eventually have passed out in the DOW.

Cut to Kevin going on one of his joyous strolls in the DOW when he comes across a passed out Kasper and drags him home. On this walk, Kasper eventually wakes up, the two talk, find out they're both Smiling God worshipers, all that jazz

And then cut again and we're back at Kevin and Charles' house, where Kevin fucking. Kicks down the door and then yells "CHARLES LOOK I FOUND A STRANGE YET ATTRACTIVE MAN ON THE GROUND AND HE ALSO WORSHIPS THE SMILING GOD!"

five minutes later and all three of them are dating now. Wham bam that's how it happened /hj

[luvzpagie]

goofy!kk arnold x goofy!reader hc

- ok first off you guys are always making stupid ass tiktoks. one of you guys are always asking eachother other to do one with another.

- “baby we should do this tiktok right now” kk said basically shoving the phone in your face. i imagine it being something like this and she’d be hella handsy with it too,or even that trend when you recreate poses LMFAO.

- speaking of tiktok its too many tiktoks of you guys dancing, best hype man ever. this girl is practically screaming “aye” when you start dancing.

- “AYEE, period baby keep going!!”

- don’t get me started on when she start doin her “bow bow bow” dance, you’d be right behind her doing some crazy shit too. and the team would not beat amused.

- “oh my gosh, they at it again” ice sighed, shaking her at yall bs.

- y’all definitely did the “grabbin on my shirt trend” kk would be a little confused at first then start turning up with you.

- “bae what the hell-”and this girl just immediately get hype.

- whenever kk is on live, you right there on live with her. even if you doing something else she always finding a way to put you in it.

-“okay yall so my girlfriend finna show yall how to..” kk said doing her lil smacking noise, and you go right along with her.

-“boom you gotta add a little bit of powder and not much or it’s gonna look pale and cakey” you explained giving the live a makeup tutorial. while kk smiling on side admiring you.

- and if you’re not doing that you just end up singing for them, kk encouraging u in the background.

- “ou yall my baby ate it up”.

- the team forever on look out when you two are out together, y’all somehow find a way to get into something.

- “wheres kk and y/n ??”

• and y’all just pop out of nowhere with the most ridiculous and random ass hat or coat on.

- to finish it off, you guys are always taking silly ass pics together and post them on your page.

• i get vibes that y’all would post something like this or kk would post evil 0.5s of you.

- and everyone just eats it up and loves and adores yall relationship.

❦.

kk is literally my baby, and my twin.

hope yall enjoyed. PLEASE give feedback !

mwah.

[herejusttosufferalong]

I mean anyone with half a brain cel know’s that post is the biggest pile of bullshit ever written. Aside from what they are saying about Nic, I mean that’s so ridiculous I don’t even feel I need to give that any attention. We have every person she worked with or interviewed her saying the exact opposite. 

But higher ups are on vacation so the announcement will be in 3 weeks😂 Sure all of them are on vacation at the same time like a school holiday and no announcement can be made without all of them standing next to the person pressing send on said announcement. 

Also they almost cancelled part 2 premier because the numbers of part 1 were so bad?  Didn’t it hit like 45 million views in the opening weekend😂

So yea paying this blog no mind is the best thing, unless you want a little giggle because its that’s ridiculous 

Exactly.

The fact that the person running the blog typed out all those goofy ass bullet points and never once thought to themselves that it all seems like BS just screams that it echoes upstairs....

[graveyardcuddles]

As embarrassing as it is to admit, Astarion's pick up lines would work on me but only because I have zero experience being flirted with and he's literally so gorgeous I wouldn't even be able to pay attention to half of what he's saying.

He'd be giving his whole goofy ass cringey "our collective ecstasy" bs and I'd just be hearing white noise in my head from my brain short-circuiting.

[gravehags]

WELL

HERE IT IS

Inspired by this photo:

Pairing: Cardinal Copia x GN!reader

Rating: Teen

Words: 428

Content: making out, makeup application, tender ass bs

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"You're distracting me," you chastise him as you delicately and fastidiously reapply the black lipstick to his upper lip. He’s got his gloved hands resting on your hips as you straddle his lap, rubbing circles on your belly with his thumbs. His lips curve into a crooked smile and you sigh in frustration and pull back.

“You’re going to be late for mass if you don’t let me finish this,” you say with a devastatingly serious expression on your face. He’s still giving you that same goofy ass grin and you feel your resolve melt a little. When his hands slide backwards and grab firm palmfuls of your ass you gasp and smack his chest, right where his pectoral grucifix rests.

“Stop,” you say, trying your hardest not to smile. “I’m serious!”

Lifting his hands up in submission, he relents and leaves a part of you a little disappointed. Obediently he schools his face into a neutral expression, lips parted and your mind wanders to the memory of the make-out session the two of you had just wrapped up. Satanas, what those lips could do to you.

“Amore, your mind is wandering.”

His half-finished lips twist into a smirk, telling you he knows exactly what you were thinking about. Exhaling in frustration, you grab his chin in your other hand and grip it with determination. Finally with two more swipes you finish the job and snap the lid back on the tube.

“Bene. Now we should–”

“Ah, ah, ah,” you scold gently, reaching over to the makeup bag sitting on the side table next to his couch. “I’m not finished yet.”

His mismatched eyes look up at you quizzically when you produce an eyebrow spoolie with a triumphant smile. Gently this time, you take his chin back into your hand and begin to smooth the spoolie through the disheveled hairs on his upper lip. He’s stunned for a moment as you groom him but then erupts into thunderous laughter. Placing his hands on your cheeks he stills you and looks at you with such adoration it makes your heart sing. Suddenly full of emotion, you lunge forward and slam your lips against his, once again tangling your fist in his silvered brown hair and ultimately ruining all your hard work. He’s attempting to speak underneath you and you pull back just long enough for him to get a few words out.

“Topolino, I have mass!”

Your grip in his locks tightens and he groans in surrender beneath you.

“You have me,” you breathe against his lips before claiming them.

He cannot deny your point.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Sk*ter boy Percy they could never make me like you,because you are one of thee biggest downgrades from canon Perseo 'Percy' 'Resident of Manshattan,Rizz City' Isadore Jackson that ever was.Percy in the books had to advocate for himself so hard from such a young age you cannot convince me he'd be happy living as a punk poser rather than in the legit subculture as an adult or even as a teenager and his connection to the sea he fully embraces out of love for it and bestieisms with eco-activist icon Rachel convinced me he'd be afrosolarpunk specifically on top earthy aesthetics and lifestyles being more fitting to him than grunge and i bet his dream house is a beach side earthship and that he started using his powers for enviormentalism starting all the way from when he returned home from his first summer at Camp Half-Blood with Sally taking him to clean up beaches with her friends growing up.If we're talking music tastes he's a lot more likely to listen to Mcr,X-Ray Spex,Paramore,Lo-Fi Chiptunes and Metal in gen than any of the 'popular' white altie 2000s bands and do at home piercings over tattoos and he's SUCH a girl and estrogen and he/she/they/neos could've saved her and it would've saved her relathionship Nico too since him getting over his subliminal comphet on her is what fixed them and she's basically Hazel's dad and Hazel is basically a 1940s Louisiana version of Percy yet completely her own thing and tied with him as the strongest demigod so they're objectively the best Percyverse trio and Sally legally adopts Nico and Hazel and they call themselves The Dead Sea Siblings.'Punk!Percy dosen't need to be political'I think Percy should lead a greco-roman mythos world revolution to straightup fix the system directly with the help of the other demigods and other lower on the food chain beings and then fuck off forever to live the urban punk life,including dating somebody who's not 'his foil' but another afropunk girl,and work at a family beach shack Sally opened up and also i understood the asignment that 'the sea does not like to be restrained' means Percy is an anarchist and trans and audhd with no masking game and not some goofy ass yt nepotism baby bs

[venomized]

VENOM THE LAST DANCE SPOILERS

listen i need to watch it again to form a proper opinion but overall it's definitely my least favorite out of the three. there were some nice moments and a lot of symbrock yeah sure but the ending felt soooo rushed to me and verged on goofy like i could not take that fuck ass maroon 5 song seriously!!!

i loved how they showed eddie being kinda awful and really miserable and i would just have loooooved to see them do something with that!!! i wanted real character growth!!!!! we just get left off on a very unsatisfying place regarding their relationship and eddie's life In My Opinion. like sure they love each other we established that but it doesn't feel like they really got to grow out of the buddy-buddy bickering we got in ltbc and i know tld picks up right where ltbc left us so it's not like i was expecting some huge shift or for them to actually make symbrock canon but MAN I DON'T KNOW give us something at least

anyway the "we've been together for a year?" and the scenes with the family and venom saying eddie would be a good dad etc were all great but i still think we could've gotten more out of the movie. it just felt to me like they were building up to something and then it fucking ended. like what i thought was build up was the fucking climax of the movie. my mouth actually dropped when the title card appeared bc i really did not think they'd end it like that but they DID. THEY DID

although i'm mad as hell about them ending up separated i really liked their goodbye scene tom hardy truly is on another level bc how does he have chemistry with a fucking cgi alien. genuinely thought they were gonna smooch there for a second LMFAO it reminded me a lot of that insane sexually charged tom/austin scene in the bikeriders. crazy!

i'm not gonna talk too much about the plot itself bc i don't really love knull and the whole symbiote hivemind bs the last couple comic runs established so i knew going into it that it wasn't gonna appeal to me all that much but there are like . some inconsistencies lol but tbh the first two are also not all that great plot wise either so i won't hold it against tld too much

lastly i wish they'd have made venom give eddie his suit though, huge missed opportunity

overall i'm just feeling a little bittersweet because it's the last one and i'm sad i didn't love it :( i do need to digest it a little more and hopefully as more people watch it and talk about it i'll be reminded of the good parts and maybe my opinion will change

oh i also spotted a few comic parallels that i thought were pretty cool! eddie laying down venom-less in the middle of rubble and fire like that panel in cates' run, him waking up in the hospital without venom and probably others i can't remember rn lol

but yeah these are just very raw unfiltered thoughts i might change my mind!!! and i will say i am very excited to see people's reactions and what the fandom will make out of what they've given us

[thatdeadaquarius]

With your language AU, I remember watching a video about a guy speaking angrily nonesense in an Indian accent and people thinking he was very angry. Imagine this as the Creator speaks angry gibberish to people and they just assume that the Creator is cursing them or something. (Or like when they speak gibberish to babies and everyone's like, "Aw the Creator is teaching that baby their divine language")

*AUDIENCE DRAMATICALLY GASPS.

✨️I look pretty good for a dead bitch✨️

She's alivveee!!!

Whats up i almost passed away from sheer academic workload, but im not in the ground yet 🥰 And with drafts outta my ass! :D

Hope yall ready for ur regularly scheduled Bullshit Genshin Sagau <3

SANDBEES THATS SUCH A GOOD USERNAME & ALSO SORRY I ANSWERED THIS SO FUCKING LATE JESUSSSSS 💀💀💀

SORRY ABT THE POLL I CANT BELIEVE I COULDNT FIGURE OUT HOW TO DELETE IT IM FUCKING CRYING I WOULD DO THIS-

Well at least i can do polls thru this in the future?? Idk tumblr is ass so we'll see how this accidental test works out...

☆

So these were the first thngs i thought of and its not super long bc ASKERS R GENIUSES OKAY

SOMTIMES I JUST WANNA PROFUSELY THANK U GUYS AS A REPLY FOR SHARING WITH THE CLASS THRU MY BLOG 💖💘💫

Saw the gif and couldnt help but think this is how ppl like Alhaitham or Diluc would react to u "speaking ur langauge"

"Our langauage" aka being a SIM 💀

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Stop Albedo would ask you to teach him ur lang/grammar rules 😭

What u gonna do when Zhongli asks you to teach him some words-

OH NO

NO DONT PASS ON YOUR BULLSHIT LMAO

U GIVING ZHONGLI SOME STUPID SIM WORD LIKE

Your ass: "GIGGLABAH means beautiful :) "✨️

Zhongli: "Oh thank you, how different from our own version, so excited sounding..."

You walk by him strolling the harbor and he just smiles at you and says

"You look gigglabah today my liege."

HIS REGAL FACE AND FANCY WALK WITH HIS HAND BEHIND HIS BACK AND EVERYTHING

(honestly ppl paint him as oblivious but he kinda seemed like the type of bastard who seems like he's not aware but sometimes he secretly knows the truth, he's just getting too much amusement out of it to stop doing it, LOL he does shit like the above to see YOUR reaction- LMAO)

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You're a maniac pls tell me u dont pass on simlish to all the serious characters-

XIAO WOULD SECRETLY THINK IT SOUNDS GOOFY BUT WANT TO BE INVOLVED BC ITS YOU ANYWAY LMAO

SO HE'S JUST SLIGHTLY SQUIRMING AND GETTIN PINK EVERYTIME HE SAYS A STUPID SIM WORD BC HE FEELS LIKE A GOOF HAHA

(& he's not the only one, others too like Kaveh, YELAN, Ningguang, Nahida, DILUC, AYAKA LMAO-)

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Some ppl i could see taking ur gibberish bullshittery and whether they believe its real or not is irrelevant bc theyre using it anyway-

And i dont mean in a good way 😭

LIKE IM THINKING OF VENTI.

CRAZY BARD INCLUDING SIMLISH ASS GIBBERISH WORDS IN HIS SONGS BC OF YOU

"Be cheerful like the hugkukie,

and may your cup never leaky!"

And Diluc loves you.

Really he does, deeper than he thinks-

But his eye is twitching LMAOO

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(Ok but if you did like multiple of these language shenanigans thruout the asks ive gotten, Kaeya would literally grow so fond of you and associate you with goofy funny shit that makes him laugh so hard that everytime he sees you he automatically is beaming with a smile, or trying to supress a warm grin- this got away from me but its 1:44am for me rn so i would love a smiley Kaeya rn -)

♡

Speaking language bs I have my 2nd oral exam for spanish tomorrow, pls send whatever good vibes u got and i am also really open to prayers from any religion as well. sobs

Hope anyone got any enjoyment out of my response bc tbh the ask is what rlly matters to me atp lmao

Until the next shenanigan-

Safe travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds mwah ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[myunghology]

hi jian,i hope you're doing well these days♡´･ᴗ･`♡!i've seen your post reharding about your inbox being opened,so i'll give it a try!can i request a scaramouche/wanderer and albedo hc with their s/o,g/n reader,who turned into a cat and how would they react?👀iyw to add more,you can add some domestic stuff.Its okay of this request is too much,you can ignore it!

ʚ scaramouche and albedo with an s/o who turned into a cat, + domestic headcanons ɞ

— ✦ gender neutral reader, headcanons, pure fluff! [ a/n : I think I'm in my Sabrina carpenter phase ]

ʚ SCARAMOUCHE ɞ

didn't realize it was you when he visited. tried calling you and said "what's this cat doing here?" but then you don't reply. are you not there? he looks around the living room and sits beside you and pets you.

but in his pov, he was wondering why you weren't there. so he tries asking the cat (he's a lil silly okay) and then you try to convince him that the cat is you. obviously doesn't believe you

and then, you finally convinced him.

he's mad. but not that mad. who would do this to you? or did you do it yourself?

you totally did it yourself.

"are you stupid" - scaramouche

asks if you can turn back into a human. "meow meow meow raaaaaaaaa hiss hiss" translation = "IF I COULD I'D BE A HUMAN RIGHT NOW"

"dang okay"

tries buying cat toys to tease you. and you just sit there with a :// sick and tired of his bs.

bought more like stole something to make you turn back into a human. but of course, things don't always go that well.

you basically turn into a cat for the rest of your life, but you can turn back into a human anytime. and to be honest? it's not bad.

you have sat on this man's lap multiple times, human or not, he finds it comforting

STAWWPPP im literally thinking of scaramouche with a s/o who turns into a cat when they're flustered

you definitely sit on his shoulder when he's working in your cat form

ONLY. LET'S YOU EAT IN YOUR HUMAN FORM. HE ISN'T FEEDING YOU CAT FOOD.

I'm gonna tell you. Living with him is a nightmare. No it's not those type of aesthetic couples let's be fr... You two literally have fights every hour. Playfully of course

"scara what do you use for your eyeshadow?"

"my aunts ashes"

"scara smile for me"

*smiles*

"ugly"

"fuck you"

MALE WIFE SCARA OMG

definitely knows how to cook.

also, definitely late night walks / dates.

buying lots of random shit in 7/11 is considered a date. to him at least. or mall dates!

SOMETHING LIKE THIS

+ taking baths together... not sexually omg

washing each other's backs and hair :), you accidentally got soap in his eyes and he hissed so badly HAHAHAH

"OH SHIT SORRY"

"(#(#(#(! #? @) @? @?? #(#() 1#(#("

oh btw he definitely does skincare. forces you to do it with him.

random goofy ass selfies in the mirror wearing face masks with scara >>>>

ʚ ALBEDO ɞ

he was definitely the one who turned you into a cat let's be honest

he. he doesn't really have that much of a reaction.

but he tortures you 'trying' to find a cure and says 'it's hard' BUT IT ISN'T. HE JUST LIKES TEASING YOU AND LIKES SEEING YOU AS A CAT

doesn't turn you back until he's satisfied. sorry.

you knock down some of his materials to annoy him LMAO, acts like he doesn't care but inside he's like "dyk how much I spent on that"

your paws on top of his hair gripping on to it forcing him to turn you back into a human.

eventually, he did.

but he was missing one material,, and apparently you can't get it anymore.

insert incoherent cat noises

and finally, you did turn back.

you'll still turn into a cat from time to time though.

he sends you to places when you're in your cat form because he thinks it's probably faster to get materials that way.

i don't think he's wrong though..

living with albedo... eh..

he's rarely home. most of the time he's in the lab— that's acceptable.

and half of the time he's taking care of klee.

but he all makes up for it, he can't leave you hanging just like that of course.

it's good that he gets home early, you two spend the rest of the day painting together, or either just doing random things together. also— when klee is there, is definitely more fun.

baking with them, coloring, playing hide and seek, making random potions!

“albedo do you know how to make slime” — klee

you three tried making slime. it got stuck on klees hair LMAO

eventually got it out after an hour.

swore to never make slime again.

klee sees you as a sister figure, and that makes albedo really happy :)

she keeps clinging on to you, while albedo just stares in awe at you two smiling and tilting his head slightly.

at the end of the day, you three all take a rest together on the couch looking like a cute little family. actually people have actually mistaken you guys for a famil-

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[mermaidchansons]

The Deliverence pissed me off so bad. SPOILER WARNING. Here’s the things that bothered me the most:

1. The issues between Ebony & Alberta should have come to a head. They built all that tension between them for nothing.

2. They shouldn’t have killed off Apostle James; she deserved redemption. They let her go into this schpeel about doing the work and becoming stronger, just for her to fold in less than 5 minutes. Wtf was the point? They could have easily let her do have the work, get sidelined with a crazy injury and imbue Ebony with the strength and faith to finish the job.

3. What the fuck was that goofy ass X-Men CGI transition and hearing the disembodied voice of Alberta? Knowing that they never had a real convo, knowing that she never apologized to Ebony for letting a man sexually assault her AND physically abused her. Why the FUCK? Who the FUCK? HOW THE FUCK, LEE DANIELS?!

IDK, maybe it’s because I don’t believe in the white man’s savior anymore or maybe it’s because this film failed it’s characters. This was a gross display of Christianity. What I learned from this bs was that you should just accept jesus into your heart; you don’t need apologies, or any real actions. Just the spirit of god and the goodbook. Be so fuckin’ fr rn. Ugh.

5/10

[boy-anon]

if you start a fight on my post I can and will block your goofy ass take your BS somewhere else, you fuckin clown shoe.