#fr tho as someone who was never flirted with irl before like EVER it does make me feel a lil self conscious | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

graveyardcuddles · 8 months ago

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As embarrassing as it is to admit, Astarion's pick up lines would work on me but only because I have zero experience being flirted with and he's literally so gorgeous I wouldn't even be able to pay attention to half of what he's saying.

He'd be giving his whole goofy ass cringey "our collective ecstasy" bs and I'd just be hearing white noise in my head from my brain short-circuiting.

#my ass would've been in cazador's cellar so fucking easily it's actually sad lmao #def not making this post bc im sitting here wishing someone could make me feel that desirable irl haha #that would be so silly #fr tho as someone who was never flirted with irl before like EVER it does make me feel a lil self conscious #when ppl are like “who would be dumb enough to fall for that??” umm...#someone w no experience w being flirted w i guess lol #its fine im fine

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