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Girl or boy, donāt send me another anon message (especially not on anon at that) trying to criticize Aāja! Youāre on anon! Youāre a Napheesa fan, awesome, but we aināt about to discredit the amazing, historical season(s) Aāja has been having. The way yāall base one or two games to an entire season is outlandish. Aājaās versatility to guard on the perimeter (if she has to) also shows she can guard guards but she mostly guards other centers because guess what? Sheās a center. Are you ignorant of the game of basketball? What other position is she to guard? A point guard?! Centers matchup against centers, guards matchup against guards etc. Or she guards up with whoever matches up with her sizeāwhy we often also see her guarding a forward. But you said somehow she doesnāt guard the best players of her competitionā¦so now itās her fault that maybe the opponentās center isnāt the ābestā player on the team and according to you, her DPOYs donāt count?! That goalpost is endlessly in motion with you.
Awards arenāt just handed to any players! They earn it. Aāja earned DPOY (each, consecutive time) because sheās a defensive lioness!
Get out of here!
(select your character) because if you donāt like aāja, wouldnāt you spend not one second to search on tumblr for her name and then go on anon and also keep a mental rolodex of tumblrs that are fans of her to wait underneath the bleachers the second anything is posted about her just to comment anything with hater keyboard fingers? youāre anti-aāja but seek out all-things aāja. the obsession and aācknowledgment you have is actually proving she is dpoy and mvp and everything else greaāt and aāmazing!
#aāja wilson#las vegas aces#wnba#goodness stay out of the anon#until you come with facts and stats points#just gonna delete all your anons#until then#she leads in bpg#is right behind a.reese in rpg#and this is only w/in the last 2 games#has it gone down#hater#hater fan#anti-fan#antifan
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what was with cameron house md she spends 90% of the episode saying she wants their patient to die bc he's a genocidal dictator and her colleague husband says "babe it bothers me for ethical reasons that you want our patient to die :(" and she said "hm maybe you're right :/" but when it comes down to it the genocidal dictator lays a finger on her in an aggressive manner and chase instantly commits medical malpractice to murder the guy and then when he tells her she LEAVES HIM bc boo hoo he's a murderer now like GIRL he killed a man for you!!! he's wracked with catholic guilt!!! he's being crushed beneath the weight of his sins because he chose his devotion to you over his devotion to god!!! he literally could not get any sexier at this moment in time!!!
#girl what are you doing......#also just in general she did not deserve him honestly he was so good to her and for WHAT#just to be abandoned at peak devotion and guilt and hotness š#girl get OUT of my way i'm stronger than you#if she cared she could fix him or make him worse but i could love and support him no matter what š#his muder is a part of him and its SEXY#robert chase#house md#malpractice md#i know the actors broke up irl or whatever but wtf.....#i should have ended my rewatch w their happy lil wedding at the end of s5#s6 everything instantly goes to shit#and stays shitty#chase should be happy fr#he's supposed to turn into house basically but they should have made him the well adjusted version of house#like how nightwing is the well adjusted version of batman#anyway i have no real point here i just lowkey dont like cameron bc of this arc#also her obsession w house is so weird i wish they hadn't made that a thing#this has been a shitpost#anyway she left chase at the absolute peak of his sexiness wtf.......#anyway since this apparently needs to be said its not that deep this is a silly post if you send me hate messages i wont answer#i block and ignore anon hate bc i am too busy touching grass to be rude to strangers over a tv show
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I have a question about the jp server pickups, since I really want knight Sebek, but Iām trying to save gems for bloom malleus + the 3rd tsum event thatās gonna show up sooner or later. Iirc, after knight Sebek, the next story updateās pickup had all of the previous story cards (ie cerberus Ortho, general Lilia, and knight Sebek). Is this true, and if it is, did it include a token system like the dorm pickups where you can just do 100 pulls and then buy the specific card you want directly? Because if that is how it works, then I can wait until then and be sure I wonāt have to go to 200 for him.
we did indeed get a second chance at those three when 7-7 came out! I'm pretty sure there was not a token system -- though admittedly I don't 100% remember, sorry! š I took a quick search through some past posts/videos from people who tend to include the gacha and news stuff, but I didn't see any mention of it, so I'm inclined to think there really wasn't one. :( they were all separate pickups with their own pull counts rather than a combined one, if that info helps at all.
speaking as a strict f2p who hoards keys/gems like the lovechild of a dragon and a magpie, given the choice between saving for a story card and a birthday card, I'd go for story -- it does require a lot of patience, but there are way more opportunities to get past birthday cards, both from the anniversary events and the rerun pickups! tsums is a bit harder to say anything on because Eng doesn't follow the same event schedule, but it's a longish event and those pickups let you have a free 10-roll, so I think they're also a bit easier to save up for.
(ALSO speaking of free rolls, starting with the fifth round of birthdays -- the kutsurogi my room ones -- the birthday boy/union jacket/bloom cards have had a separate pickup that you can get two free 10-pulls at by doing missions! I got a bloom Jade from it a couple weeks ago. :D meanwhile general Lilia is the only story card I've ever managed to pull, so...I'm probably kinda biased. whoops.)
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 6 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 6 spoilers#joseimuke games are serious business#just speculating for a moment here#i could be completely wrong about all of this it's just me spitballin'#i suspect we WILL get a rerun pickup for the 7-7 and up story cards at some point#but probably not a third round of the diasomnia story boys :(#we never got a proper dorm rerun for them so i think we'll get that instead#but also that makes me wonder if we're going to maybe not get a story silver card after all...#because like#i realized earlier that since we've been getting main story drops pretty consistently every two months#(we had july + august in a row but september + october were for halloween so it averages out)#if we continue this way that means heartslabyul in january and return to diasomnia in march#which would be timed PERFECTLY for the fifth anniversary#it absolutely could just be a coincidence but. idk. i could see it being a fun place to end 7 on.#(i still think we're getting an episode 8 with grim. just. y'know. the TIMING)#but if that turns out to be true then there might not be time for a silver story card AND dorm reruns...#i mean i'm 100% talking out my butt here so i could be entirely wrong about all of it#(stay tuned for six months straight of training camp events and master chef reruns instead)#i just really want a silver story card okay#we've gotten so much silver angst and yet i demand MORE#unsuspecting anon: hey ego do you remember if there were tokens for the --#me: UUUURGH DELICIOUS SILVER TEARS#(sorry anon) (good luck with whoever you choose to pull for though! your taste in cards is excellent and i understand the dilemma š)
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If William had to fall in love with ONE cursed pirate, who-
uhmm, I guess Scrappy and Big are pretty busy being lesbi- GOOD LORD WHAT IS HAPPENING OVER THERE
#asks#anon#thought this would be funny and#it IS.#pooliam#do I have a tag for this?#wh..#why would I have a tag for this#well. I'm starting a tag for this#guys please it would be so funny if we made like a ton of content about these guys#I want people to start this comic thinking it's about these two guys#and they never even meet eachother#please#but also theyre SUCH a good ship#it's like so... evocative...?#emotionally#to be someone who has lost so deeply#and someone who is.. well. living on stolen time#to meet#to meet. from the lighthouse#meant to ward away a ship#and from the ship#which he can never leave#you have to stay away#but you can't...#and any moment your time could run out...#but to share what you have left...#ITS SO GOOD#RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#how did I accidentally come up w such a good pairing by just like making 2 guys
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Penelope looks like she's been run over by a chariot for a split second, lust glazing her eyes over, before she grimaces in regret. āI do not have any equipment right now,ā She says
Does this mean that ody likes getting pegged
i mean even if somehow the actual canonical/ historical odysseus somehow WASNT getting pegged which i find highly highly unlikely, theres no way, i can feel penelopes big dick energy from hundreds of generations down the line- he still would have loved it. he would have not been getting any strap apart from phantom dick and dirty talk but he still would love it. there is NO WAY he doesnt.
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#nsft#in fact anon now u have made me want to write a fic where they dont have telemachus for that one year cause ody is too busy getting pegged#āyou know at some point youll have to switch aroundā āpenny nooooo-ā#very enthusiastically throws himself into her lap at all times of day#why do u think he has good thighs#odypen#they have secret signals for it too like ody will just come in and kiss her on the cheek during gatherings#and penelope will just sit there frozen as he leaves eye twitching not talking to her family whos come over#and then suddenly goes the equivalent of 'im no better than a man' and fucking books it out of there#also once more theyre very kink community elder coded. to me.#penelope#this was from the odypenath fic btw#in conclusion mr my wife can do whatever she wants odysseus would very happily be pegged both before and after#ooh also it gives penelope an outlet to be rough!! imagine early days odypen where hes just crooning at her that he can take it#hair pulled back legs spread ācome on wife you can do better than thatā#-a man whos about to stay in bed for the next two days
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So Iām kinda curious, I know you said you are not much of a shipping person (aside from like SkSw Zelink and Miphlink) but are there any of the popular ships that stand out either as ones you think are cute or ones you really do not like?
Hmmm š¤ Iām fairly neutral or just meh about most, but I guess there are a few that stand out? Or maybe I should just list my opinions on the major ones I know of?
BotW Zelink - I donāt mind it post Calamity. Not really into it pre-calamity, it feels like itās at the expense of a relationship thatās already there (Mipha and Link). But dang the two definitely would be close after the calamity, given that theyāre the only ones who have such a shared experience. I could see it being romantic or platonic, and thereās kind of a heavy leaning towards romantic but then totk also makes it seem platonic sometimes too?? Whatever. Nintendo likes to be vague (except Skyward Sword, letās be real, nothing about that was vague lol), but I can see it happening after everything.
Midlink - I think itās sweet. I think in canon Linkās most likely gonna either be with Ilia or someone we donāt even see in the game as he travels, but Midna definitely couldāve had a chance with him if thereād been more time for them. They had good chemistry, and the physical attraction was clearly there when Link saw her true form.
OoT Zelink - Nope. Especially Adult Timeline, absolutely not. Itās a pet peeve of mine that people ship this Link with anyone in the Adult Timeline - he is a child in a teenagerās body. NO. Sure, his body might be attracted to people, but his brain sure aināt figuring it out, and anybody who wants to explore that justā¦ no. NO. As for Child Timeline, I feel like this Link has a hard time reconciling what happened, has a hard time letting go, and would therefore have a really difficult time separating Child Timeline Zelda from Adult Timeline Zelda and that would lead to too many mixed feelings. I canāt see them getting together. This ship is either entirely one sided (I can 100% see Adult Timeline Zelda romanticizing the Hero sheās been waiting for before she really realizes that heās still a kid, if she ever realizes it) or nonexistent.
Malink - I quite like it. I honestly didnāt really see it in the game, thereās likeā¦ enough for it to happen, I guess, but admittedly Linked Universe has made me biased. But given that itās heavily implied TP Link and OoT Link are related, and TP Link knows Eponaās song, and Malon was a friend of Linkās, and she talks of marrying a knight in shining armor, and Shade is a knight in shining armorā¦ I can put two and two together. And I think theyād be cute together.
Sidlink - Justā¦ why. I get that half the fandom is in love with Sidon, so they project that, but good grief. Link was engaged to his sister. Thatās some Hamlet level incest nonsense there. Link may not remember Mipha all that well but Sidon freaking does. Just because the dude is ridiculously sweet and supportive to literally everyone and about literally everything doesnāt mean heās romantically inclined towards everyone. Heās a golden retriever, there are two brain cells firing between those fins, let the man just be happy and vibe, good grief. I had this opinion before totk came out, and then the addition of Yona made me laugh because I knew the fandom would blow up about it, but sheās honestly really sweet and good for him - I loved when she called him out to help him, sheās a good wife, I like her š¤
Uhā¦ I think those are all the popular ships I have any kind of actual opinions about? Aside from Skyward Sword Zelink and Miphlink, love them both, mwuah. The rest Iām just meh. š¤·š»āāļø
Honestly, Iām very inclined to say that just because two people share oxygen together doesnāt mean theyāre gonna fall in love. Just because two people might have some chemistry doesnāt mean theyāre gonna fall in love. And just because two hormonal teenagers think each other is hot does not mean theyāre gonna end up together. But since romance is such a huge thing in fandoms and in our culture, and I am very much not in a romantic relationship and therefore the culture makes me feel like my life is incomplete, I am not very inclined to get into shipping all that much (translation: sometimes shipping is downright annoying to me, and I hate it when fandoms ship characters together just because they like each other as if other relationships canāt even exist or be meaningful), even the ones that I love. My biggest weakness is loving families, though, so thatās usually where I cheat lol.
#you ask skye answers#lovely anon#I may be a tad bitter about how our culture handles relationships#And how you supposedly canāt have a meaningful relationship with someone without wanting to have sex with them#And by a tad bitter I mean a lot LOL#So I usually just try to stay out of it because people are allowed to enjoy shipping too#But I generally just stay to the periphery#Except with parents because I love good parents LOL#Andā¦ well yeah the lovebirds are an exception. But Iām sure yāall have noticed even they donāt get a spotlight all that often#Nor does miphlink#They come and go in spurts#Anyway Iām rambling#going back to my default and saying Iām not much of a shipper lol
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What do you think the guys are gonna do during the break?
I don't really have any new insights that are different from what others have already been talking about, but thanks for asking!! I'll also add my sophisticated opinions on what I personally hope they'll do (in my delusional daydreams)
Joel - what I think he'll do: probably radio, cringy tiktoks and 2-3 more covers and trying not to lose his mind (same girl same) - what I hope he'll do: take a (proper) social media break, go somewhere warm and sunny, maybe tan a bit, BE HAPPY š and ooooh maybe some modelling š
Joonas - what I think he'll do: he talked about maybe doing a podcast at some point so I guess that's gonna be his solo project - what I hope he'll do: something fashion-related maybe? and if he'll indeed do the podcast, I'll hope he'll host all his bandmates as guests and give us crumbs š„ŗ
Niko - what I think he'll do: I suppose he'll work on his other creative projects (writing) while also focusing on music, perhaps via Minna's career more than his own stuff, but probably for his own amusement as well + record label stuff - what I hope he'll do: idk man, I just hope he gets to live as a hermit for as long as he needs to because apparently that's what he really wants! and maybe they get another cat to play with Rommi š„°
Aleksi - what I think he'll do: music production and spending looooooooooooooooooooooooots of time in his studio doing whatever (and fighting the urge to make social media posts whenever he's bored so maybe he just texts Olli instead) + record label stuff. I doubt he'll do any solo gigs as Alex Mattson, but if he does, you can bet me and my girlies will be there š - what I hope he'll do: bring back the twitch streams (not gonna happen), take up any (LITERALLY ANY) joint project with Olli and be all boyfriends in denial love about it pls pls pls I need thiiiisss otherwise I don't think I'll make it alive šššššš
Olli: - what I think he'll do: graphic design seems to be the general consensus and this headcanon is actually suppported by recent events so I'ma go with that one - what I hope he'll do: see above what I wrote for Aleksi, also literally anything where we get to see his pretty face for at least once in a blue moon, but I'm not gonna hold my breath for that happening š I'm also dyinnngggg for him to get somehow involved in Scary Noise Records, at least with his graphic design skills if nothing else, come on pleeeeaaaaasssseeeeee I don't want him to disappear completely ššššššš another entirely delusional daydream is for him (and Aleksi, because can these two idiots do anything without each other?) to launch their own clothesline (since Olli is the merch guy and Aleksi also had his own Alex Mattson clothesline back in the day)
Tommi: - what I think he'll do: actually just two nights ago I had a dream in which Tommi told everyone he'd gotten a job *somewhere*, I can't for the life of me remember where but it was a very ordinary job and he was so pleased with it, so yeah, I guess he's just gonna keep on having "a real job" š - what I hope he'll do: something completely obscure no one could predict, like starting a husky farm or something lol
#obviously ~things~ will happen in their privates lives too but i decided to focus on mostly their professional lives ya know#i'm so mad that the one who actually needs the social media break is the least likely to do it#and the one who has made a grand announcement of quitting social media and emptying most of his accounts...#...is the one whose brain i'm desperately trying to figure out and his recent bullshit is not helping!!#come oooooon aleksi pls understand#anyway. i'm holding on to the knowledge that aleksi will likely be travelling to oulu a lot ''for business'' (=rbhf stuff)#and where else would he stay if not at his ''incredibly good friend'' olli's place? š#answered asks#anon asks
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Hi! For the OC asks, could you do #2 & 12 for Caleb as well? I am gnawing at the bars of my enclosure for more information about him lol
2. What's something about your OC that people wouldn't expect just from looking at them?
That he's a very competent intellectual and philanthropist who is in the process of completing his PhD when we meet him.
Caleb often comes across so grounded and flirty and even 'business class' that his mannerisms sometimes mask the fact that he's ultimately someone who staunchly believes in omega rights to the point that he's doing his PhD in Omega Sciences. He doesn't talk like an activist, in fact sometimes he behaves like the opposite of one, and so I think people who meet him or who look at him and how much he loves fashion etc. would come to other conclusions about his job (like Faber did!) or about his interests.
Caleb knows that and he likes that, lmao.
12. Is your OC self-destructive? In what ways?
Broadly, no, not at all. Caleb makes smart decisions that often further his business prospects, but isn't prone to over-working destructively and believes in a good work-life balance.
He's not a drinker, he's not someone prone to destructive relationships and he's had a pretty privileged existence where he's been raised to respect the people around him, including himself. He's someone who believes he has inherent value as a person, has very few self worth issues, and folks like that generally aren't prone to self-destructive behaviours!
Caleb might make some dumb decisions for someone he loves though...
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From the edgy OCs meme
#asks and answers#memey goodness#caleb crawford#i gotchu anon#underline the red#underline the rainbow#caleb is someone who doesn't mind that people underestimate him#OR that people assume he's a white collar worker with no real philanthropic interests#he is aiming towards business management of an organisation#dedicated to helping omegas#he's literally just taking a break from his PhD at Hillview#and never planned to stay there long#administrator gwyn wants this in the queue#tbh even the plan *not to stay* indicates someone who knows#alpha companions burn out#and who plans to get out before he bonds with someone permanently fsdlakfsaj
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Lmao it's not that serious my dude.
#š·š¾š»š³ š¾š½ - šæš¾šæš šøš š·š°š
šøš½š¶ š° šš·š¾šš¶š·ļæ½ļæ½. (OOC)#thank u for the compliment though! I do appreciate it#and if u check my archive when I'm active here I'm...VERY active#probably annoyingly so lbr#anyway my draft count is in triple figures and as I said I abhor deleting them but sometimes it has to be done#and not all of 'em will be getting deleted tbf#people have reached out and requested for threads to stay so stay they will#u have a good rest of ur weekend anon much love to u xoxo#anon hate tw
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Floridian 1: yeah, the lizards are definitely more of an issue. FL has a Lot Of Them and the iguanas are mostly an issue in the south (I couldnāt walk my terrier at night without a stick to whack them with because theyād come after her), and theyāre super invasive so. We hate them lol. I had a Cuban anole living in the bush outside my bathroom window and she and her babies ate all the flies weād usually get so she never got chased off. Sometimes snakes are issues, but as long as you leave the bitey ones alone youāre good. And gators donāt care about humans much, just make a lot of noise and they leave, or if theyāre small just grab em by the tail and toss āem back into the water
lizards are sounding a Lot Less Cool with these additions
also yeah erosion!! that was the other issue i kept seeing along with the saltblasting winds
#anon#replies#lizards do sound like really good pest control though#i'd definitely let one stay if it ate all the flying ones and the scurrying ones#in the end the best way to live out my dreams is to rent a vacation home for three weeks
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Hey, I was wondering if thereās an Irish polytheism equivalent to the Delphic maxims of Hellenic polytheism? I have a lot of Hellenic friends reading into the Delphic maxims a lot and it has me wondering if we have something similar, basically āuniversalā truths or a list of guiding principles for the Irish polytheistic faith. Kind of scared to look myself because it seems like exactly the thing to fall prey to Celtomanic Victorians and Iām still working on my research skills š
I'm afraid I don't know anything about Irish polytheism, since it falls outside of my remit as a medievalist, being primarily a modern phenomenon (because we know virtually nothing about historical pre-Christian Irish beliefs).
There are various medieval Irish 'wisdom' texts, including of the 'mirror for princes' variety which are basically about being a good ruler, but these are all written within the medieval Irish Christian tradition, even if they're sometimes put into the mouths of non-Christian characters. It doesn't sound like that's what you're looking for, though.
To be honest, I'm the wrong person to ask when it comes to religious engagement with this material, as I've never had that kind of relationship to it. I study it as literature, and my main focus is late texts which are very self-consciously constructed as literature and often explicitly as fiction (a concept that isn't really around at the time that the earliest stories are written, but definitely is by the 15th-18th centuries when a lot of my corpus was written). I have no connection to / knowledge of modern polytheistic practices or ideas beyond what I've picked up in passing, I'm afraid.
#anon good sir#answered#i tend to stay out of polytheistic spaces online because frankly they do not want me there#i have got much more tactful over the years but my approach is not always compatible with theirs#because i look at these texts as literature from a particular historical context and have no interest or belief in spiritual aspects of it#and am always very conscious that ireland was christianised centuries before these stories were written
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big brother ātachi :((((
SCREAMING SHOUTING CRYING STOMPING MY FEET I WANT HIMMM >:( he would literally be such a good big brother!!!! such a stern and firm and protective big brother!!! subtly mean in the way only big brothers can be, teasing in the way only big brothers can be, with his snide lil remarks and sarcastic smirks and patronizing pats on the head or pokes on the forehead >:( itās a paradox, because theyāre all tinged with love, these tiny actions and asides, theyāre all dipped in a specific type of fondness; stitches of affection sewn into his mocking, a certain tenderness dulling the edges of his smile, glimmers of endearment shining in his eyes at the disgruntled little noise that catches at the back of your throat every single time.
heās only mean because he loves you, he murmurs into your hair during those late, late hours between evening and morning, where time bends, blends, bleeds, and you find yourself wrapped up in his sheets and limbs. silly little thing, donāt you know that? <3
#tw stepcest#tw pseudocest#please i would kill for him#i'm sorry i write itachi so mean LMAO#thereās just something about him that screams MEANIE to me#like he would obv also be a sweet soft big bro for you but i feel like there are times where he would be SO strict i dunnooo#i love him :(#i hope ur having a good friday anon!!#pls enjoy ur weekend and stay safe out there!!!#inky.bb#clari gets mail#inky.itachi#ugh i swoon every time i get to type that tag <3#which is exactly twice LMAOOOO
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Okay but consider toughā¦ Vampire au Sanuso where Sanji mistakes a bat for Usopp until Usopp comes into the door and Sanji feels extremly stupid. But he keeps the bat around as a little pet anyways and it seems to absolutely HATE Usopp. Like, full on trying to attack him all the time. Sanji promises a pouting Usopp that itās just overprotective, itās Apperantly wounded and he was the first one to find it. Usopp just glares at the thing and says something along the lines of āWe should throw that disgusting vermin off the ship right now.ā
Sanjis expression must have been one of pure terror, because as soon as Usopp sees it he backpedals, says he had a long day and heās tired and hungry, of course Sanji can keep it if he wants to, he should probably head to sleep anyways. See you tomorrow. And Sanji guesses he really must have been tired, that cold and cruel expression on his face was very unlike the crewmate he has grown so fond ofā¦
In hindsight he supposes this should have been his first clue that something was terribly wrong.
In the Next two weeks the crew starts feeling fainter and fainter and more sickly. Chopper expects it to be some sort of Virus going around but he canāt find any diseases that match the symptoms. Everyone is on edge but Sanji keeps noticing that Usoppā¦ doesnāt act like himself anymore. He rarely joins them at the dinner table and he seems to even forget to take his usual blood dose from Choppers stack unless their doctor explicitly reminds him to. He seems colder to everyone as well. Unhelpful. Meanspirited. Nami worries about Zoro being sick and he basically tells her to stop worrying so much because itās annoying. Robin mentions reading something in a book about other mythical creatures in the area and he disregards her completly. Her book mysteriously vanishes the next day. Luffy gets so sick heās out of comissiob for a few days and his reaction is basically non existent. Franky pulls Sanji aside nervously to confess he saw something strange at night and went to tell Usopp, since it hung around his workshop and Usopp didnāt really react at all āDonāt worry about it.ā he said, not even looking up. āYour mind is probably playing tricks on you.ā and Sanji slowly begins to realize that his new pet seems to only hate Usopp this much. That it seems downright protective of all the other strawhats. That itās a very smart animal, but even smart animals usually donāt look at you like this and you feel like they understand every single word you say. And Sanji realizes that something , SOMETHING is terribly wrong with what he thought of as Usopps until a few days ago.
Tldr: Shapeshifting and probably soulsucking creature wounds Usopp so much he has to stay in bat form (or maybe he gets cursed?) and Batsopp has been desperately trying to warn his crew that someone has taken his place and is planning to drain their lifeās out one by oneā¦ and also is now realizing that āHOLY COW SANJI LIKES ME TOO? WISH I FOUND THAT OUT UNDER DIFFERENT CIRCUMSTANCES BUT WOW?!!ā
ANON THIS IS PURE GOLD OH MY GOD??
The fact that he hears Sanji confess his feelings while he's just hanging out in the galley, probably trying to think up a plan to get Sanji to understand him, is so fucking funny.
Usopp, thinking: Okay, maybe I can grab some paper and write out a message-
Sanji, cooking behind him: You know it's a shame you don't like Usopp; he's a wonderful guy.
Usopp, squeaking to himself: Yeah, I am, but that thing's not me!
Sanji, laughing: Oh don't be like that, he really is great. There's a reason I fell in love with him after all.
Usopp:
Usopp, in much higher pitched squeaking: you fell in WHAT
#ask#answered#vampire usopp#sanuso#one piece#holy fuck i dig this so hard#also KJDHFGD THE FACT THAT HE HEARS SANJI'S CONFESSION OUT OF LEFT FIELD LIKE THAT WHILE TRYING TO PROTECT THEM IS SO GOOD I CANT UNDERSTAT#Usopp: oh god ohhhh my god i have to stay focused i have to get this Thing off the ship but also tehee Sanji likes me~ *blushes*#god dude this is so so good#side note: I also can't get an alternate version of this idea out of my head where Usopp thinks Sanji fell in love with the Creature#Usopp hearing Sanji wax poetic about how much he loves him: FUCK what does that creepy weird Thing have that i dont??? :(#aaaaa this was a great ask anon TYSM for sending it!
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Could you explain formula e to me please as Paul Aron is racing this weekend
OK so im not necessarily great at explaining things but a basic weekend run down is
Friday
-Shakedown
-FP1 (30 mins i think)
Saturday
-FP2 (30 mins i think)
-Qualifying
-Race 1 ~ 40 laps, 6 mins of attack (4-2, 3-3, or 2-4 splits)
Sunday
-FP3 (30 mins i think)
-Qualifying
-Race 2 ~ 38 laps, 4 mins of attack (3-1, 2-2, or 1-3 splits)
FP sessions are exactly as you'd expect (if they arent the 30mins theyre 45)
Quali is in 2 sections, first the group stages - 2, 12 (i think) min sessions with the drivers split into 2 groups based on championship position (basically odd is one, even is the other) with the top 4 of each group going through to the duels. And then the duels, which are 1 laps shootouts until the top drivers from group A and group B go against each other for pole.
The races are in a lot of ways just races, except with 1000% more chaos a good 95% of the time, the biggest differences are -
Attack Mode, which is the FE equivalent of drs/p2p, except drivers have to push a button to "activate" it, and then go off line to actually gain attack mode, this is where the main strategy comes into play. It is an increase in energy from 300kW to 350kW, and it has to be activated twice in the race, notably in Monaco Jehan failed to activate it at all, and received a 10 secind stop go penalty post race (48s added to his race time). It will cause drivers to lose postiins pretty frequently so its important to make sure you hit the button and go over the 3 loops on track the first time(s) you intended to in order to not lose positions unnecessarily.
No pit stops unless there is a problem hence why attack mode is the main strategy bit. Also front wings arent vital so if it completely comes off and isnt at risk of coming off under the car, theyll probs just keep going without it.
SC, under if the race is under safety car, and or full course yellow, for a certain amount of time (in relation to a reference lap time set based on each track, for Berlin its 2min45s) laps will be added for the first 80% of the race, any sc or fcy after that point will not result in added laps. There is a maximum of 5 added laps per race.
Energy management is a huge part of FE it can sometimes lead to peloton (i think that's the word i mean) style racing with drivers not wanting to lead for to long which can be a bit annoying, but we do get a good dose of chaos each weekend, especially in the last few laps which is always fun. And the mid pack will always be in some sort of fight.
In terms of where to watch your best bet is going to the FE website (or app) and checking for your country. FP sessions are free on youtube and show on the app/website too. There's a predictor game each race which is fun and on the app, as well as driver radios during the race.
Paul's making his debut with Envision, who are the reigning teams champions of formula e. Season 10 hasnt necessarily had the best start for them, but it hasnt been terrible, with best finishes of P2 at the opening round in Mexico and at Race 2 in Diriyah. Envision is a customer team of Jaguar TCS racing who supply their power train, and who the other Envision debut, Joel Eriksson, is the reserve driver for. There's definitely the possibility for points, with a car capable of podiums with its usual drivers, and a power train that can win races and is currently topping the teams standings, a good quali, and avoiding the chaos (much easier said than done) is vital, but definitely doable for him, especially given how his rookie f2 season is going (i say like these cars arent entirely different beasts). Envision clearly has faith in him, and chaos means literally anything is possible (like an abt almost got a podium the other week, truly anything is possible here)
We're also blessed in Formula E land that we have a bunch of lovely people who put a lot of time into creating guides and gathering info for people interested in FE, the mains ones im aware of are:
@formulawah 's bad guide to formula e season 10 - by bad it isnt bad its silly and funny and something to look forward to each season, they also post on twitter about fe and have a blog they post on
and
@robinfrinjs 's formula e, an intro to season 10 - this goes into more detail about the cars and how theyve changed through the gens and has more info on sessions and how a weekend is run. They have a discord full of wonderful people that love fe too.
@formulaesource doesnt really post much over here anymore, but theyre incredibly active on twitter, and are attending this weekend. Theyre pretty much always up to date on how long races and such are gonna be and a great source for updates on penalties and such, and just changes to the formula e world in general.
Hopefully this is somewhat helpful and anything i havent remembered to include can be explained elsewhere or just send another ask and i shall do my best to help you figure out this chaos child of a racing series. Fingers crossed for a decent weekend for Paul ššš
#anon <3#asks#formula e#fe#paul aron#hopefully this is helpful#those guides are a life saver#even with this being my 3rd season watching they help you stay up to date and learn things you didnt know before#if you can watch some old races on youtube i would recommend doing that especially berlin ones just so you know what to expect#its fun times over here though#i will cry over 20/22 driver losing out on a win#tonio especially is getting bullied by the racing gods this year#chaos is usually good chaos but the crashes can be pretty nasty sometimes#and we have had quite a few hand injuries in the last 2ish years#but 99% of the time its good vibes
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HELLO SAILORR goddamn. do you need a new years kiss? iām available š
I do not offer that kind of service. Do not apologise, however, for I AM quite popular with the ladies, so I'm used to this.
#// i am concerned for you anon#also no woman has touched him or wants to in his life except probably the nurse who got him out of his mother#and i'm pretty sure they had the urge to throw baby roshuuto out of the window#otherwise i'm pretty sure they all stay a good 20 miles away from this man. they should#inquire the oracle | asks#anonymous
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3,8,19,22 ?
3. Favorite musical artist / group you started listening to this year?
Ooh I can't choose just one so I'm limiting myself to a Top 10 BC that's genuinely as few as I think I can choose between aksnfkfgn:
1. JPEGMAFIA
2. detahjae
3. jev
4. Fox Szn (I know technically it's. ya know. Danny Gonzalez in character but the songs are such fucking earworms I replayed so much that I can't not include him here.)
5. Isaiah Rashad
6. Sabrina Carpenter (not normally a pop girlie here but she grew on me and her songs are so much fun!! Aside from that One Song from her latest album with the one lyric I absolutely detest lmao)
7. Lola Young (shout to FiancƩ for the recommendation! Big Brown Eyes became an Instant edizzy song for me, but her latest album overall was a good listen!)
8. MAVI
9. Alkaline (his stuff can be hard to find, but it's worth the search! Other artists that use Alkaline in their names tend to come up first in results, but searching him with one of my fave songs, With The Thing, in the search usually brings up whichever songs are currently available on various sites/streaming services!)
10. Tommy Richman
8. Game of the year?
Admittedly I really only played games I've owned for ages throughout 2024, so it's not anything new or exciting unfortunately. But I really enjoyed letting myself relax with GTA Online, Diner Bros, and I started The Pale Beyond! If I had to choose for a newer one, then The Pale Beyond would be my GOTY.
19. Whatāre you excited about for next year?
Getting married in March is the big one!! Right up by that would be finally getting my last ever name change done (first middle and last so the whole thing is fixed lol) and updating all the things/documents/etc!!
I'm also excited for going to more theatre shows (whenever we can afford and can get seats we like lol), more beach trips, and possibly a trip out to Maine or Rhode Island (never been to either so there's gonna be So Much to see!!)
Aside from that, I'm excited to keep working on my writing, fic and original. It's been a bit of a rough patch with my writing the last couple of years, but I'm hopeful I can get a bit more done and posted re: fic, and that I can get back into writing more original things and maybe post some of the original short stories I've been sitting on for the last few months.
22. If you could send a message to yourself back on the first day of the year, what would it be?
I honestly don't really know, bc knowing me at the start of last year I was too scared, irritated, and frustrated with the state of the world and other things to want any advice from anyone, let alone myself. I think I'd just not bother myself back at the start of 2024 for my own sake lol. He's doing his best to get by and that's enough.
Granted, I'm absolutely terrified for the rest of 2025 re: state of the world and my country, but there's enough excitement/good upcoming things that I'm feeling slightly more positive/receptive to the idea of the rest of this year happening lmaooo
Thank you for asking, Anon! I hope you have a good new year!!
#text post#ask box things#anon is getting turned off now for my own peace of mind but I'm glad you asked these!!!#these were fun to answer especially the music one aksnfkgn#highly recommend everyone on that list; if anyone wants song or album recs for them pls reach out#bc i am v happy to share my faves if u wanna give them a try!!#apologies for not getting this answered until now; last night got away from me#aka FiancƩ and I were just trying to stay awake until midnight#while watching comparison vids of different Nutcracker dances#there's one from the Berlin company that has a BEAR (animal not hot hairy dude tho that would have been lovely too) in the toy dance section#it's. so good. every version of the Nutcracker needs a bear. animal or hot hairy man. both even!!!#long post#idk if this is too terribly long but let's add that tag to b safe
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