#goodness she’d probably need rabies and distemper shots as well. break out the leather fire gloves lmao

[littlebird-littlebird]

thinking about justification for famine having a catboy disguise:

thinks she’s an Apex Predator™️, but actually solidly in the middle of the food chain

standoffish and aloof unless a) she REALLY likes you or b) wants to be annoying/contrarian

easily overstimulated and responds by biting probably

“feral gremlin” to “feral gremlin that we took inside but still doesn’t let us pet her” pipeline

the very important mental image of her sitting on top of paperwork knocking pens on the floor

reb said so