#good sleep + funky music on the morning really helped
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
molarbeardoc · 11 months ago
Text
HI HI I WAS BORED HERE’S PART TWO (this was written two days ago)
Floor infinity! Going up!


..
.
Split stood quietly within the slightly cramped space, humming to herself as she waiting for the elevator to stop. She didn’t remember the elevator taking this long time to reach a floor. Maybe something was wrong with the cables? Did it even have cables? Maybe? What did she know; she was a fruit-taur not a technician!


What’s it like being a technician anyway? Is she even using the right profession? Sounds like a pretty annoying job. Having to fix everything all the time everytime it breaks or something.
Ding
Her thoughts were interrupted by the familiar ringing ding of the elevator as it abruptly stopped at its floor. As she prepared herself to get out she was instead met with an unexpected, yet not unwelcome, surprise as the sounds of low quality yet cheerful music filled her floppy ears. If that wasn’t enough, the stuffy heat and subtle metallic washing over her as her fellow part bug ‘pal’, or as she considered him, entered the elevator.
The moment he laid his several eyes on her, he let out a sigh.
"Why are you here? What are you even doing here? It’s 5am
"
"Well a fine good morning to you too, Pest..! How’s the subway treating you? I’m on my way to-"
"It’s nice. That’s nice."
"It is isn’t it?"
"è©±ă™ăźă‚’ă‚„ă‚ăŠă€‚(Stop talking)."
"Still don’t understand you. MayBEE you should teach me whatever you’re speaking sometime."
"私はパă‚čă—ăŸă™ (I’ll pass)."
"Heh!"
Silence apart from the usual creaking and funky music filled the elevator. After a few more moments the familiar ringing ding filled the space once more.
`Finally!`
"Oh how time FLIES! It was nice seeing you this morning. Have a LICE day! Oh wait that wasn’t really hygienic
 Anyway, bye Pest!"
The party guest beetle only chattered in response. Maybe he wasn’t in a punny mood this morning. Oh well! More for the others.
She stepped off the elevator and onto the floor, taking a deep breath as she inhaled the fresh air. She always wondered how this floor was one of the few that were always outside in the open. That was weird. Very weird. Hmm

Oh well!
She made her way into the maze, having to hunch over a small bit to fit entirely into the cramped space. She never understood how she could live in here? She found it small and dark and confusing. Then again, she was a bit small and dark and confusing, it fit her in a way.
"Hello? Anyone there?"
Silence
"Guess she does sleEP-!"
Split let out a startled yelp as she turned a corner and promptly bumped into someone. Fortunately she didn’t fall over, unlike whoever had met her head on. She adjusted her glasses and looked down at the spluttering and spazzed being, a warm smile soon gracing her face as the gave a low chuckle.
"Good morning Bive! I hope you don’t mind me dropping in so early. I was a bit impatient and bored so I decided to just come by now!"
The poor hairball was still confused, trying to grasp the situation as she stared blankly at Split before finally coming to her senses.
"AH-! Split! Hello! Had me worried! I thought you were a secret agent of the Clown Military who found me! HAHA-! I knew I picked the perfect spot to block their feeble radio tracking signals! THEY’LL NEVER FIND ME-!"
Split barely understood a word of any of that, she rarely understood Bive in general. That’s what why she loved her. It was always a new conspiracy theory about clowns. Or some life changing 'evidence' that’ll prove her right. She admired that about her. Her confidence that she was in the light, that she knew the truth, while others «minus Split» were manipulated and fed lies by
 whoever really!
"You’re right! You’re great at hiding, Bivey. Maybe you could teach me how to avoid them when you get the chance! I’m sure it’ll be very helpful."
"Bivey- GRK-YES! YES! An INGENIOUS plan Split! You’re the only one willing to listen and take precautions! They’re coming after all! It’s only a matter of time before they do arrive! And when it happens we’ll be prepared!"
Bive would shake and tremble, her hands shaking violently as she rambled on and on.
"THAT BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT! While I was trying to finish my corkboard last night, I was hit with a sud-"
"Last night? Bive have you
 slept? At all?"
The black haired creature stared at her before letting out a cackle.
"OHOHO THAT’S YOUR BEST ONE YET SPLIT!"
Eventually, her laughter died down she sighed and looked at the fruit-taur. Once realizing it was, in fact, not a joke, she let out an awkward cough and cleared her throat.
"Ah
 You’re serious
 Ahah..-! When you’re a genius detective as myself, sleep only gets in your way. It makes you vulnerable. I don’t need sleep! Sleep is a one way ticket to getting caught! All I need is my special brew! That’s all I need, HA!"
Split could hardly believe her ears. Is that safe? Is that even possible?! How can someone just not sleep?! A wave of concern immediately washed over her as the detective continued to ramble on and on about her 'special brew'. Was it just pure caffeine? How does one even obtain pure unfiltered caffeine? Is it even legal?
At least that means she had a new goal in mind! Get this idiot to sleep
 But how was a new problem
 Maybe she could wait her out? No that wouldn’t work
 She mentioned her special brew
 Maybe if she could stop her from drinking it she’ll crash? It’s plausible, that still left the issue as to how..
Maybe distracting her with something? Maybe they could go to that RedBall Diner! That would definitely work. Now all she had to do was choose her next words carefully. No matter how easy the plan sounded on paper, it had to be executed flawlessly, with no in between.
Considering Bive was not only cautious, but easily deterred by anything that didn’t contribute to her theories, Split had to play her next moves as if this were a game of chess. Not that she knew how to play chess, she was more of a checkers girl.
"Hey Bivey? I was thinking and I really wanna know! What’s your opinions on the diner?"
"OHOHO! Don’t get me started on that place! The robots are weird, the place is weird, their boss?! WEIRD! It’s so strange!"
"Do you think they may be hiding something there?"
"HA! Like they’d hide anything of use in there."
"What if that’s what they want you to think?"
Bive paused. Split could see the gears in her head turning as she continued.
"Maybe they’ve got LOTS of secrets about the clown military or those snow soldiers. Don’t you wanna check just to be safe? After all, you can never be too careful, right?"
Split watched and waited in anticipation, holding her breath as Bive narrowed her eyes, humming quietly to herself as she thought about what the fruit-taur had said.
Inhale
"You make an excellent point.."
Exhale
"Thank you! I think we should get moving, don’t you? We don’t wanna miss out on any opportunities or secrets or other thingies!"
Bive nodded as she navigated the two of them out of the maze, ignoring the babbling of Fleshy and avoiding the corrosive oil of Scary Mike.
Split began wondering if it was just the coffee that left the detective unable to sleep; but it certainly seemed to be a main factor of the problem.
Eventually the two finally exited the maze. How long were they in there for? The sun was already out. Surely it hadn’t been that long. Nevertheless, they approached the elevator and pressed the button, waiting for the doors to open as they sat there quietly.
"
 Why do you call an alligator detective?"
"Wha-?"
"An investi-gator
"
"
 OH! INVESTI-GATOR! LIKE INVESTIGATORS BUT IT’S AN ALLIGATOR! HAHA!"
Split smiled as she got the joke, letting out a quiet giggle herself as the elevator let out a quiet ding before its doors opened. It was empty for now, no one stood within its wood and metal walls as the two stepped inside.
It was rather relaxing actually, at least for the fruit-taur. Bive looked as if she were about to have an entire breakdown right then and there, staring at one specific corner of the elevator the entire ride. Then again she always did that so there was really no difference for Split.
After a few minutes, the doors of the elevator opened, exposing the RedBall Diner office rather than its front doors. It was a little strange but not enough for anyone to make too big of a deal about it.
Split tapped the shoulder of a distracted Bive and motioned towards the open doors, partially leading and dragging her out of the elevator. Yeah
 She definitely needed a good night’s sleep

Once she came back to her senses, she stiffened at the feeling of someone’s hands on her shoulders, relaxing only when she realized it was only Split.
"Come on. No more staring at walls. We’ve got secrets to uncover!"
So far her plan was working perfectly
 Okay maybe not perfectly but it was going well so far! That’s all that mattered to her. Bive was relatively silent for the moment, glancing around suspiciously with narrowed eyes, taking mental notes of her surroundings, even glaring at the animatronics with clear contempt.
"So
 What do you think they’re hiding?"
"Isn’t it obvious?! They’re clearly creating more parasitic creatures to gather information for the group!"
"The who?"
"THE GROUP! They’re working with them
"
That didn’t answer her question in the slightest

"Right! The group! Whoever they are
 Say I’m feeling a bit hungry. How about we get something to eat? Since we’re already here and all!"
"There’s no way their food is safe for consumption! They certainly have planted microchips that make their way up to your brain and convince you to buy more pencils! Then the guards in the pencils will attack when you’re at your weakest! They’ll leave you paralyzed before dealing a devastating final blow and leaving you to rot!"
"Alright, alright. But I’m just saying, a cheese pizza does sound pretty Gouda."
"Gouda-? Wha-"
"What Gouda? There’s no Gouda around- OHOH! A CHEESE JOKE! BECAUSE YOU SAID CHEESE PIZZA! AND GOUDA IS TYPE OF CHEESE! I GET IT! HA!"
"Yeah! But honestly I’m gonna get a cheese pizza. Are you sure you don’t want anything? Just to keep your energy up while we look for anything out of the ordinary?"
Bive was left unsure. She hadn’t eaten anything yet and while it would definitely give her the energy, she wasn’t sure if she actually wanted to risk being infected with mind controlling microchips.
"But
 The microchips
"
"How about this? I’ll try it out first and let you know if there’s any microchips in it, that way you don’t have to risk getting infected!"
Without waiting for an answer, Split quickly hurried to order a medium pie. Not wanting to be left alone in unfamiliar terrain, Bive hastily followed after whilst growing annoyed .
Could the fruit-taur not see the danger she was putting herself in?! This was a reckless and stupid decision
 With each passing moment, Bive grew more and more agitated at her carelessness. Yet as she thought about it, she realized Split was doing this for her. She didn’t have to take the risk, but she did it anyway

Huh

That’s actually

That’s actually pretty sweet

She sighed as she remained close to Split, listening as she ordered a medium cheese pizza and following her over to one of the tables once finished.
"You’re not actually gonna eat anything are you? That’s a stupidly huge risk to be taking. You don’t know what they’ve put in those things!"
"I’m sure I’ll be fine. No need to worry wart."
Just because she didn’t need to worry doesn’t mean she wasn’t going to. If anything, her nonchalant attitude made it worse. How could she be so calm when she was about to poison herself?! Who poisons themselves and is calm about it?! That’s like
 like
 like a deer not running away from the snap of a twig! Is a good analogy? Probably not but who cares? Who cares when the person you care for the most is LITERALLY about to put toxins in her body?!
While the wait was only a few minutes, it felt as if it were several hours. The food eventually arriving as Split gave Bive a comforting smile. Of course it didn’t help at all since she was still basically about to ingest death.
The moment she took a bite Bive had thought her heart had stopped. She’s going to have to explain to everyone how the fruit-taur met her end. She was never gonna meet anyone who actually understood her again. She would have to bury her on her own. What were her favourite flowers? As much as she didn’t trust them she was going to have to bring some twice a year. One for her birthday and another for her death day. Oh the humanity! How would she-
Wait

Wait a minute
She’s okay
?
How is that possible?! Was the food actually safe for consumption? The chances were slim but plausible. Wait that’s not the point, what really matters is that Split’s okay! Oh thank whatever deity was watching over them for proving her suspicions wrong. She didn’t know what she would do without her.
"
 Do you
 feel alright?"
"Uhm
 I’m not hungry anymore?"
"Perhaps I was wrong
 You don’t feel like buying anything pencils?"
"Nope!"
"What about clowns? How do you feel about clowns now?"
"The same as usual."
"Snow soldiers?"
"Not to be trusted."
Huh. She was wrong. Guess the food was safe for consumption. At least the cheese pizza, who knows what they had in everything else.
"I guess
 it is edible.. You’re not lying to me right?"
"Why would I ever lie to you?"
She had a point there

"So are you gonna eat some or am I gonna have to finish this on my own? Not that I mind. I’m pretty sure I would finish this alone."
Bive glanced between her and the pizza, still holding onto her suspicions as she let out a quiet sigh. Eventually, she hesitantly reached for a slice and held it for a moment; inspecting it to make sure there was truly nothing wrong with it. Once it had met her standards, she took a bite herself.
It wasn’t good
 But it wasn’t bad either.
"
 Well then
 It’s not something I’d eat daily. I doubt it’d even go well with my brew. But it’s okay I suppose.."
"I told you everything would be fine."
"Yes I know."
"But you were still freaking out weren’t you?"
"Yes I-"
"You were all worried about me."
"Fine you were right I was wrong."
"I had no idea."
Even with her teasing attitude, her grin made it impossible to feel annoyed. It was rather endearing at most.
Through the entire day, the two would simply enjoy themselves; at least to the best of their ability. Minus the occasional accusations of being a large animal and Bive’s suspicion about some of the games that operated within the dinner, it was an enjoyable experience!
Plus Split’s plan had worked.
The detective was so worried about what was happening in the moment, she had completely forgotten of her special brew. It had worked flawlessly. Not to mention Bive had gained a few extra theories in the process. It was a win-win situation for the both of them.
For now at least..
RAHHH RAHH RAHG RAHH RAHHHH IT’S FINISHED OH MY GOD I HOPE YOU ENJOY EAT UP MY SILLIES <3
38 notes · View notes
lindsaywesker · 1 year ago
Text
Tumblr media
Good morning!  I hope you slept well and feel rested?  Currently sitting at my desk, in my study, attired only in my blue towelling robe, enjoying my first cuppa of the day.  Welcome to the weekend! 
Wow!  Here we are again: Friday!  Where did that week go?  No, seriously, where did that week go?
Have you seen the Apple TV advert about sleep?  Yes, they have created an app for your watch that helps you achieve your “sleep goals”.  That’s right, folks, you tell the app how much sleep you want and it tells you when to go to bed.  Why?  Because sleep is important.  No, Apple, really?  Sleep is important?  Who didn’t know that sleep is important?  (Hands up!)  And who really needs an app to tell you when to go to sleep?  But does it have a pee-pee function to incorporate the sleep you LOSE once you get up to go to the toilet and CAN’T get back to sleep?  And does it have a can’t-switch-off function for people that fret about everything and stress their pretty little heads worrying about everybody else’s business! 
Oh, yes, I think we all know sleep is important and, following a good night’s sleep on Wednesday (plus a load of drugs), I felt much better on Thursday morning.  You can’t keep a good Wesker down.  Appreciate all your love, care and support but there’s still a lot of life in this old dog!
I mean, it’s not that I’m a TikTok junkie 
 okay 
 I’m a TikTok junkie.  I love the clips on there where young people listen to old music for the first time.  Yesterday, I saw this early twenties blonde girl listening to ‘Stairway To Heaven’ (1971) for the very first time.  Made before she was born!  The look of sheer joy on her face is priceless!
Really hope you can join me tomorrow for ‘The A-Z Of Mi-Soul Music’ (The Letter S Pt. 10).  Oh, yes, we are going in!  Going in deep!  Right to the back of the stack and even behind that!  Expect some absolute gems!  No executive producer, just me playing with myself.
Have a fabulous and funky Friday!  I love you all.  You’re probably thinking, “You don’t even know me!” but, if people can hate for no reason, why can’t I love?
3 notes · View notes
thalassic-p4rk · 1 year ago
Text
hello and welcome to our reaction to the first like 5 minutes of ring of fire while half asleep. we’re gonna keep watching it later cuz i’m in school currently and don’t wanna get like bullied or sum shit lmfao so yeah have fun 😭😭
yall are gonna hear our thoughts for this actually.
holy shit it’s fkn gorgeous already gd
aaand we get the sleepy theme? hell yeah
LMAO NOT THE SAME BITCHES FROM THE BARRIER REEF
YUH SING IT HALIBEET
OMFG IS THIS ANOTHER MUSICAL??????
i don’t think it is BUT I NEED IT TO BE
OMFG BARNACLES
MY DEAR SWEET BABY BOY OMGOMGOMG
BUBBY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HES SO *shakes him*
HES SO SILLY OMFG
AHAHA KWAZII WHAT ALARM IS THAT
K FUCKIBG LOVE YOU
getHOLY SHIT THE SONG!!! ITS THE VEHIMAL’S THEME!!!! I FKN LOVE THE VEGIMALS THEME!!!!!!!anyways get it peso fhjgdghhf
ooooooo funky instrumentation
BRO SHELLI WHAT THE FUCK ???? SGJFSFHFD
BBBBBBB
this is a rlly nice frame i’ve paused on actually, you can really tell the movie budget is working lmao
the lighting is fucking gorgeous, and i can tell they got to be more creative with the character rigging. for example, the way barnacles is standing rn in combination with the rendering makes him look very realistic with his relaxed posture and pose. very well done.
EEE HIS VOICE IS SO BOUNCY N HAPPY :DDD
AAAAASFGSFJFDHGD OMFG I LOVE HIM THEY DOD HIM SO GOOD IN THIS
HIS *STANCE* BRO ITS SO
*screams into pillow*
i think m too tired for this actually
mayb like finish this one scene? yeah ok
SO PRETTY
SO HAPPY
ALL MY BBS
LIVING THE DREAM
ah shit i can see where this is going
that’s incredibly unfortunate 💀
OOOOO YAS BITCH GET THAT OPENING CARD
SAY THAT TITLE
WERK
SGJFFJUF
EEEEEE SILLY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HES SO HES SO HES SO
*MMMMMMMMMMMM*
pretty boy prettyyyyyy boyyyyyyy im
i live him literally so fucking much it’s unhealthy
HES SO PRETTY đŸ„șđŸ„ș
“good morning, i hope you had a good night sleep! ^-^”
sobbing
shellington and dashi being besties yes please
that is
so unfortunate
DFHGDHHF HES SO SUPPORTIVE HHHHHHHHH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HELP I JUST I JUST
IDEK
IM ON MY PERIOD AND I JUST LIKE FUCKIN
LAUGHED?? SQUEALED?? SCREAMED???
SO HARD AND NOW WE HAVE A ✹PROBLEM✹
BUT ANYWAYS-
THE WAY HEEEEEEEEEEEE
yk that one trend on tiktok where ppl like run/dance/flip/overall be dramatic asf to “when he sees me” from waitress? that’s the best way to describe what i am mentally doing rn.
i am unwell i don’t think i should keep watching rn i don’t have the energy to be feeling these feelings. that sucks, oh well, ill rewatch some comfy episodes that won’t give me an aneurysm yeah?
see yall tmrw nini
5 notes · View notes
noxiatoxia · 2 years ago
Note
Ummm first of all can I just say how much I fucking love your blog??? Ur brand of ouran themed bullshittery is ✹✹ immaculate ✹✹ and it's harboring empty space in my brain like a stolen jewel stg. also it is so fucking cool to see a fellow hikakao shipper out there in their morning glory like I just fucking shdudjdenkskaanhsuehdbn.. i've recently gotten back into my old ouran obsession and looking around the hikakao portion of the fandom all I see are a couple of tumbleweeds out of my peripheral rolling across a long since vacated dirt road like what the fuck its so hard to find people as in love with these characters as I am and I NEED to talk to any person ever about it or I will go insane. I just??? Have so many thoughts and feelings??? And I have a shit ton of aus and theories and monologues if you're interested :)
sidenote, but I also wanted to say that I LOVE your art style!! I love how simplistic but recognizable it is? It's hard to explain but it's just so visually appealing because it's detailed in all the right ways like seriously it's great :)) I need art tips so bad rn and ur stuff is straight BITCHIN like you can anatomy?? Hoowwww?? :'''))))
Anyway ur blog is basically the musical doodle ear worm to me except instead all I can hear is the shissou beginning guitar riff
THIS IS SO FUCKING NICE....THANK YOU!!!!!!
It's actually really interesting how many people have come to me about this, about being one of the Only active ouran posters esp hikakao. and like. im honored. hikakao is like the grandfather of twincest and i am so honored to carry the torch forward. yes i am 2 decades late to the party but hey i am with every fandom. and i like it that way tbh, i like being in a small fandom and just making connections with other people who share the same intense passion as i do with a goofy series. so ur message means a lot!!
ALSO YES I'D LOVE TO HEAR YOUR HIKAKAO THOUGHTS OR GENERAL OURAN THOUGHTS THEY OCCUPY MY BRAIN 24/7 PLEASE......PLEEEEASE.....
LIKE. there are SO little hikakao content and tbh theres barely ouran content IN GENERAL and when there is its tamaharu which FAIR I UNDERSTAND WHY i love those funky dudes but....gimmie our roots. i wanna see hikakao and hanimori. TAMAHIKAKAO??? everyone sleeps on that ship. i know most people wont do the two former bc #incest and its not 2007 deviantart anymore but i will not back down. i am in the yaoi war fighting on the side of unhealthy codependency.
also i'm siper thrilled you like my art!!! that's very flattering you find my art style recognizable! anatomy is hard that is for fuckin sure and tbh ive been drawing my whole life, so a lot of it just comes with time. i can give you some tips if you'd like, but really, everyone is different. every artist learns differently, draws differently, and there's no one correct way to draw a picture.
something that really helped me get better at art is to make an "art inspo" folder on your phone, laptop, or a discord channel in a priv server. when you come accross art you really like or find useful to study, save it. maybe you like the style, or how the colors blend, or how an expression was drawn. maybe the artist drew a really good arm or a difficult pose. save the art and study it and learn from it. this helps me immensely personally as i am a very visual person. i learn best by doing, second best by seeing stuff visually laid out in front of me. im sure youll nail it one day!!!!
3 notes · View notes
dromusdumpster · 2 years ago
Text
Fuck healthy and productive rutins, Everyday I lisen to the Only a lad album to get ready for class.
I star playing "little girls" just before hoping to the shower, by the second and third song im already out getting dress and brushing my hair and teeth
By "You really got me" im eathing breakfast
If im not ready to go take the bus by the time "Only a lad" starts playin then im late. (I was almost always late XD, but i promise if you leave your bag ready the day before is absolutly doable)
Thats how i sleept as long as i needed to every day and got ready in about 10 to 15 minutes
Highly suggest you try. Yes, you can change the album as long as every song is No more that 3 minutes long, you really dont need a 5 minute song to take shower.
If you use make up then you have to be ready before "Controller" ends
You put the entire albun in order at the start of a playlist for efficency so you dont have to change playlists when on the bus
Last rule is you cant use you phone until the full album ends, since every song is about the same length you mentally take notes on how much time has pass
10 notes · View notes
candyredmusings · 2 years ago
Text
“Another One Of Those â€˜Things My Discord Said’ Sentence Starters.
Things taken from DMs and a few group chats from Discord. CW: NSFT Change / Edit as necessary !
i am literally tom cruise
cum is cool.
[NAME]  is fucked up cus he is straight man
[NAME]  show me your fuckin tits
[NAME], you better not be standing catatonic in your room wearing your handmade jigsaw robe again.
its like they creampied me but instead of cum it was new music
like what about my pussy-area makes u think sea cucumber
the mind is weak. but the body is funky
so im reading that fanfic where 1d like, buys your soul or whatever and im shook
well tom servo is a sex god
and then i freaked it
FUCK YOU APPLE JACK FUCK
ILL SLURP WITH YOU
LEMME SHOW U DICK
ITS A SIDE QUEST YOU SILLY BITCH
I’m a zombie the law can’t stop me
LEAVE YOUR GOLDEN UNCRUSTABLES OUT OF MY HOME I WILL NOT FALL VICTIM TO THY TRICKERY
you, telling me to ignore a twink with side swept brown hair? foolish.
Hes so hot i briefly started texting like a straight person
and because I’m god and I’ve decided that. No. In fact. I’m not done.
MY DUMB BOTTOM BRAIN FOLLOWS COMMANDS TOO WELL
[NAME], I know you love bloopy reggae jams. Now is not the time
OH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YOUD SAY YOU STUPID ACCIDENTAL HIMBO DEMON
man i rlly am attracted to paul mccartney.
its not that kennedy was gay af sleeping w jackies fat ass out, he just has a better one-
jealous of my massive honkeers
YOU BRAINCELLED BITCH
this forced open my third eye and i saw the devil--
oh me seeming romantically interested in u is making u uncomfortable?? noted
the only pussy this party city shake out wig looking mother fucker is getting
[NAME]  expose your teeth right fucking now
IN THE DEPARTMENT OF OLD MAN FUCKING, WEVE GOT YOU BEAT
What if we kissed while one of us got called racist and we are both boys
i just jacked it to minecraft piss porn
I will pop a huge tentacle boner
i hate females fr fr
we left u to die to play minecraft
IM GONNA FRICKLE-FRACK YOUR WIFE
CAN I KARATE CHOP IT LIKE IN SPONGEBOB
DWIGHT FROM THE OFFICE IS NOT MY SKRUNKLY
she would never ever take away one of these stupid fucking hats
My brother in Christ you’re being haunted
i want to wring you like a wet towel and slap u against a wall
Yeah you'll come to learn I just have a thing for milk
Piss ur pants harder pls I wanna watch
I'm gonna corn on the kill myself
good morning to parappa and his stans. everyone else..... hi ig
lol look at this clown with no slurs
God has abandoned his children but unfortunately for you I pay child support and I will smite thee.
this is how I reveal myself to be homophobic
I have no sluts
idk what it is abt it but boba makes me become like an actual whore
im homophobic suddenly
he was like ‘You're so big”.... and i just started crying
anyones penis can be hard hes not special
for the love of god please help me
i can talk about piss for hours
im sorry i havent recognized mickey mouse clubhouse ost as the cultural landmark that it is
I ASKED IF WE WOULD RP AFTER FUCKING BIBLE STUDY OR WHATEVER
the benefits of being a yandere is that i dont have to forgive OR forget and I am a living breathing PVP zone so Fuck with me white boy.
When toxic by ashnikko comes on I enter the gaslight gatekeep phases of my girlbosshood
im like a child in line for the newest fucked up disney ride
[NAME] is just all fucking Sorts of fucked up
im clownfaking
why are we here? to suffer? every other day i get messages from a whore
always thinking abt when my friend called me a "white boy whore"
you gotta PUMP the errand girl with cocaine
im beyond shame bc i love all cock try again
people have fetishes.
They really do crucify anyone these days huh
u may have never hungered for cock but you have hungered for a sub sandwich and honestly? theyre basically the same thing-
hi im drawing hentai
[NAME] idk why but that really. makes me want to stab you
“Don't have sex FOMO, [NAME], no! “
“TRY AND NUKE THIS, BITCH.”
“There's a group of golden skeletons behind you hitting the griddy “
“GRANDPA’S ASHES SUCKED MY COCK AND TOOK ME TO ARBYS.”
“You’re lanky with no gender and silly goofy with the rizz it works.”
“You can’t just tell me I could be a Tumblr sexy man to my face at 4:30 PM.”
"I have strong opinions about the soviet union"
“CALL THAT PUSSY THE MATRIX CAUSE IM IN THIS BITCH AND I CANT GET OUT “
“dont cry. 8000 types of reptiles on the planet, okay?”
[NAME] lives his life like he’s an RPG character but picks only the rude dialogue options.”
“I need to beat off to this before God destroys California.”
"No amount of pussy could get me on a rollercoaster with three loops"
"I love your senior citizen pussy"
"Gerber is pretty reliable .. I mean .. The Gerber baby didn't die .... did it?"
“you are white i assume”
"I hate you terrorist, and you may quote me on that"
"I love watching you play minecraft. It's like watching a baby fawn."
"I've never seen old men who fuck harder."
"i don't need him to KILL i need him to FUCK ME"
"well maybe if you just dicked down your wife she wouldn't have gone on a murderous slut rampage"
"why cant these BIG titty bimbos stop HANGING around me"
74 notes · View notes
ashestoruin · 3 years ago
Text
golden
summary: maybe he is a freak, but damn is he pretty.
warnings: 18+. no actual smut but strong allusions to. implied fem reader. maybe slighty ooc eddie? written on mobile so sorry if the format is a lil funky
notes: this is quite literally the first thing i have written in well over a year so bare with me, i might start off a little wooden lol. feedback is greatly appreciated!
Tumblr media
Eddie was beautiful in the morning.
In fairness, in your opinion he was beautiful all of the time, but there was something about the orange hue of sunrise spilling through the trailer curtains and illuminating his features that boosted his beauty just that bit more.
He grunts softly as he shifts closer to you, his arm coming to rest over your stomach as he blinks the sleep from his eyes.
A tired grin pulls at his lips as the slumber starts to fade, “Hi”.
“Hey, you.” You can’t help but smile back. His energy infectious despite your shared lethargy.
“How are you feeling?” Eddie’s face morphs into a smirk as you roll your eyes, “I had you up pretty late last night, sweetheart.”
You jut your chin towards him defiantly, “I feel fine.”
Eddie’s fingers begin to dance along your tummy, tapping and tracing delicate patterns until he reaches the waistband of your underwear.
“You sure?” He asks as he begins to fiddle with the fabric, failing miserably at suppressing his shit-eating grin, “You were definitely
 worn out.”
Heat floods your cheeks at his insinuation. One more baby, give me one more. I know, darling, I know, just one more time for me. You’re so good, my best girl.
“No more so than you were, Munson.”
“You give as good as you get, baby.”
You hum as you take his wandering hand in your own, interlacing your fingers as you tuck yourself into his neck and pepper small kisses to any area you can reach.
It was a comfortable type of domesticity that you never would have expected when you first met Eddie. All bravado and leather jackets and that is not real music that he was. But when you finally let him in you realised he was more than that, passion and sincerity it was really drove him. He was unapologetic about who he was in a way that nobody else your age could compare to. It was addictive.
Eddie fidgeted beside you, “If you keep that up things are gonna get dirty real quick.”
You snorted as you moved to sit up, Eddie following with a small smile on his face.
“You’re incorrigible.”
“Only for you.”
“I would hope so.”
His smile widens at your teasing as he leans in and kisses you slowly. Small pecks quickly building up in intensity. He was always greedy when it came to you.
“God, I love you.” he states dreamily, giving you no time to reply before he’s capturing your lips with his own once more.
Sharp knocks at the door startle you both from your embrace, “You two better be decent! Get moving or you’ll be late, I don’t want more calls from Higgins, Eddie!”
Eddie sighs dramatically, “Yeah, yeah. We’re going.”
You hear Wayne’s footsteps retreat as Eddie stumbles around his room for clothes, less than elegantly throwing a t-shirt your way.
“To be continued, sweetheart.” He wiggles his eyebrows as he pulls his jeans over his hips.
“Perv.”
He chuckles, eyes shamelessly raking over you as you dress.
It really was unfair how little effort he had to put in to look good. His hair still slightly astray from the lack of grooming, his clothes hugging his slender frame, face lit up in a smile whenever he caught your eye.
“You’re so pretty.” You blurt out.
He barks a short laugh, squinting in confusion, “I’m pretty?”
You nod eagerly, “The prettiest.”
He hums as he swaggers over to you, hands immediately grabbing at your hips and pulling you impossibly close.
“If I’m pretty than you are drop dead gorgeous. I’m batting way above my league here, sweetheart.”
You shake your head as you play with the ends of his hair, Eddie’s gaze never straying from your face, staring at you like you hung the moon in the sky.
“Why don’t we just stay home and you can have your way with me, since I’m so pretty and all?” He smirks.
You shake your head at him, fighting the grin threatening to spill across your face.
“Oh c’mon baby. Me, you, a joint, no clothes - It’ll be a blast!”
“As appealing as that sounds,” You giggle as Eddie starts nodding enthusiastically, “You have a grade to keep up so that we can finally leave this shithole, so I’ll have to pass.”
He lets out a theatrical groan, stepping away and starting to gather his stuff, “Fine, fine.”
“I’ll tell you what
” You bite your lip as Eddie’s whips around to look back at you, “You pass Ms O’Donnell’s class and I’ll do whatever you want. Anything at all.”
His borderline maniacal grin almost makes you regret your words. Almost.
“That a promise?”
You nod nervously, “Scout’s honour.”
“Oh, sweetheart.” He whistles, still a dark tinge to his features, “We’re going to have so much fun.”
143 notes · View notes
stardew-mermaid · 4 years ago
Text
im WEAK for my faves as parents and i know lots of y'all are too so here are
bachelors as dads vibes
(bachelorettes as moms will come soon too ❀ under cut cause it got very long lol)
sebastian
a chill dad. when u were very little he'd let u sit in his lap while he codes and consequently u find heavy metal soothing cause he would be playing it while he works and u would always fall asleep against him
if he wasn't using his second computer u could play around on it while he works. 'existing in each other's company while u both do stuff' time becomes a regular thing even as u get older, u would do ur homework next to him at his desk and he'd help if u were confused
the first time u were deemed old enough to go for a ride on his motorcycle u were SO fucking hyped even if u had to be absolutely decked out in protective gear. sometimes while u were in high school he'd help you flex by picking you up/dropping you off on the bike
would bundle u up in his hoodies as a toddler and there's a few pics of u absolutely SWIMMING in them with the hood all the way over ur face pretending to be the grim reaper. he'd never been so proud
elliott
an eloquent dad, but still has goofy dadlike tendencies. he may be the picture of a dark academia dilf with his slacks and button ups sipping coffee in the morning over a manuscript, but he'll still make the jokes. calls u things like little one and taught u to play piano
he got u ur own little bookshelf for all ur baby books and he'd read to you every single night without fail. he'd make up stories too and u would help and make a collab tho it often got u more excited than relaxed for bed but it was worth it!!! when u were grown up u helped him compile the short stories u made up together and published it. he'd also share with u poems he wrote for you and about you over the years, lots of them to do with the wonder of watching a whole tiny person grow into a big person
would always take u on nature walks and play at the beach!!! u would find shells and rocks to give to him and he'd always look like u just handed him pure gold
u made a pact that u would sit still for him while he did ur hair if u could braid his hair in turn. u both looked very stylish
sam
cool dad!!! fun dad!!!! watches anime with u when u get into it and is forever ur player 2. if u had a skateboard or a scooter he'd always show u up by pulling off sick tricks and it became a friendly rivalry. taught u to stick it to the man at a very early age. teaches u to play guitar and took u to ur first rock concert when u were like 8
there are baby photos of u wearing sunglasses that cover half ur face and when asked about it he'd say 'u were just a rly cool baby!!!!' in some of them he's wearing matching sunglasses and carrying u in one of those front baby pouches. he'd also always sing to you as a baby and still does it idly sometimes and has written songs for u!!!!
ur #1 hypeman. praises u for everything and always makes sure u know how cool u are just for existing. he loses his mind at ur grade school talent show and at ur graduation he's there holding up his phone and crying like FUCK IT UP KENNETH!!!!! đŸ˜­đŸ˜­đŸ˜­â€ïžâ€ïžâ€ïž
tho alongside all the fun he teaches u to be very responsible and polite and above all extremely kind!!!!
shane
has the most potent typical dad energy. the socks with sandals, the jokes, the ac/dc, the funny hobby projects, the rivalry with other pta parents, all of it. calls u squirt and kiddo and the kind to ruffle ur hair. always gives u piggy back rides even as u get older, says it helps him stay in shape. when u were little you'd always bap ur baby hands against his stubble cause heehee funny scratchy face
u loved when he was in charge of dinner growing up cause it was often takeout pizza/burgers. 'hey im making a pot of kraft dinner should i double it for u' kind of guy, adds cut up hot dogs and after ur other parent voices a need for nutrition adds frozen veggies too. VERY good at cooking all kinds of eggs tho, would always feed u eggs from his own chickens and would accept nothing less!!!
teaches u a lot about chickens and some of ur fave memories with him are in the coop or chillin in a field in spring with him and the new chicks. some other faves include the regular tea parties with him and cousin jas, and even as u both get older u all sit down and have tea together sometimes and occasionally break out one of the old barbie movies for funsies
u learned how to say fuck from him when u were 3 and he died laughing. if called and told that u got into a fight at school would reply with 'did they win'
harvey
sweet, dorky doctor dad. would get SUPER worried whenever u got so much as a cold, made u stay home and rest and HYDRATE. taught u proper medical standard handwashing from when u first learned how to turn on the tap, also taught u a lot of basic first aid. when u were fussy he would read u his old textbooks from med school and it'd get you to sleep in minutes
refuses to let u leave the house without eating something first and would often get up early to make u a big breakfast before school (it's the most important meal of the day!!!!). yes it's ok if ur late ur english teacher can wait until you've had ur veggies. when u were a baby his standard of keeping u fed was 'if i had to change less than five diapers a day it wasn't enough'. encourages taking a snack and water everywhere
as u got older u realized how hardworking he is so u make sure he knows how much u love and appreciate him, goes all out for his bday and father's day like how he goes all out for u every day and it makes him cry. he cries at ur first birthday and ur graduation too, cried when u got him a #1 DAD mug specifically for his morning coffee, he just cries a lot and it's very endearing, dad taught u it's okay to be emotional. u also gift him funky socks to wear at work and he goes bananas for them
he taught u how to assemble model planes and u would sit with him while he tuned his old radio, u liked the bwee bwee sounds. he would play jazz and swing and dance with u standing on his feet. when u were little u liked to play with his moustache and occasionally he would fall asleep while watching u but the most u ever did was add a goatee to the stache with washable marker which he thought was pretty funny
alex
strong dad!!! jock dad!!!!! would flex and let u hang off his bicep, play wrestle (u would always win), sit u on his shoulders and run around making airplane noises, play sportsball in the yard and would come up with fun challenges for u if u got bored of catch. pretty much the master of keeping ur baby self entertained and was always there to tuck u in for a nap when u got tired out
makes an extra protein shake for u every morning and loads of scrambled eggs, will also sneak u a cookie tho
he's always super encouraging and positive and enthusiastic about everything u do which u pick up fast. u go to his games and even if sports turns out not to be ur thing the fact that ur there rooting for him makes him put in 1000% effort, calls u his good luck charm!!!! he will also throw u over his shoulders and use u for weightlifting while u shout encouragement directly into his ear. this continues until ur grown up (and sometimes even then so he can flex even as an 'old man')
gets really really worried about you whenever ur sick or get hurt and will lose sleep over it but stays upbeat for ur sake. he will cuddle u tho. sometimes you'll ask for stories about ur grandma and he'll tell u and it's so nice to him to talk about his mother and smile instead of being sad, you help him heal because it's so wonderful to think of her as a grandmother and how proud she'd be. he plays her music box for u to help u sleep when ur little and it still makes u feel sleepy and safe when ur older
350 notes · View notes
hd-learns-korean · 3 years ago
Text
Musical Monday's Week 9
Tumblr media
Hey all! I hope you're all doing well and that this week treats you kindly.
Today I'm posting week 9 of musical Monday's, and let me tell you, you're in for a treat with this weeks song!
Notes: As I am not 100% fluent in Korean, they're could be some mistakes, so if you spot any, or a better way to translate, please let me know so I can correct them! Thank you! 😊
Translation: As I am still a beginner, I use Musical Mondays as a way for me to practice making Korean sentences. Therefore I use a mixture of my own sample sentences, Papago translations and help from Naver Dictionary. Where sentences are not my own, I have labelled where they are sourced from.
Right then. Let's get started with today's study session lovely people!
Song: Jogging ìĄ°êč…
Artist: Lucy
Song requested by: @tell-tale-taeil
My thoughts on the song: Well if this isn't just spring/ summer all wrapped up in a funky little tune, then I don't know what is! This song is so fun and upbeat, I LOVE IT! Definite mood boosting track. I defy anyone to feel sad/ angry after listening to this. It's just so catchy, I can't stop humming it. Overall great great song! 💃💃💃
VOCABULARY:
홀로 alone/ all by oneself/ single-handedly
저는 5년 전부터 홀로 ì‚Žêł  있얎요. I have been living alone for 5 years.
홀로 ì‚Žë‹€ Also implies being single/ To remain single
얎제에 유나는 홀로 집에 있었얎요. Yuna was home alone yesterday.
홀로 is used mainly in literature or songs 혌자 is more likely to be used in everyday speech.
It also is more formal than 혌자.
홀로 gives the impression of being alone without anybody e.g friends, family, help.
êč€ìœ ë‚˜ëŠ” í™€ì–ŽëŻžìŽì˜ˆìš”. Yuna is a single mother.
ëČ€ 씚는 딞읎 넷 있는 홀아ëč„읎예요. Ben is a single father/ widower, with four daughters.
í•œìˆšëŒëŠŹë‹€ take a breather/ take a rest/ pause for breath
저는 한숚 돌멮êČŒìš”. I’ll take a breather. (Papago)
한숚 break/ rest/ sigh
저는 ì–Žì Żë°€ì— 한숚도 ëȘ» 잀얎요. I didn't sleep a wink last night. I couldn't even sleep last night.
ì‚Źìž„ë‹˜, êŽœì°źìŠ”ë‹ˆë‹€. 한숚을 ëŒëŠŹêł  닀시 한 ëȈ도 하십시닀? Boss, It’s okay. Let’s have a little rest and try again? Boss, It’s okay. Let’s take a breather and try again?
돌아가닀 return to/ be restored
Present Tense: 돌아가요
Past Tense: 돌아갔얎요
Future Tense: 돌아갈 거예요
넌 ì–žì œ ëłžì‹ŹìœŒëĄœ 돌아갈 ê±°ì•Œ? When are you going to come to your senses?
í—ˆì‚ŹëĄœ 돌아가닀 Prove Futile (Naver)
틀늏닀 be wrong/ be mistaken
Present Tense: 틀렀요
Past Tense: 틀렞얎요
Future Tense: 틀멮 거예요
읎ëȈ 달 êž‰ëŁŒ 수표은 êł„ì‚°ìŽ 틀렀요. This month’s pay check is wrong. (Lit: This month’s pay check has been calculated wrong.)
저는 음정읎 정말 틀렀요. I’m really off pitch.
마띌톀 marathon
저는 읎ëČˆë…„ì— 마띌톀에 나갈 거예요! I'm running a marathon this year!
나는 ì˜Źí•Ž 마띌톀에 출전할 ê±°ì•Œ! I'm going to run in this year's marathon! (Papago version)
ê·ž 유ëȘ…í•œ 마띌톀 선수 귞듀의 였넞ìȘœ ë‹€ëŠŹê°€ ë¶€ëŸŹì žì„œ ꞈ년에는 êČœìŸí•  수 없닀. The famous marathon runner can't compete this year because their right leg is broken. (Mine with help from Papago)
닚축 마띌톀 Half Marathon
핑 round/ circling/ dizzy/ giddy
ì–Žì Żë°€ 술을 많읎 마셔서, 였늘 아ìčšì— 저의 ëšžëŠŹê°€ 핑 돌았얎요. I drank a lot last night, so my head was spinning this morning.
왜 저는 핑 도는 느낌읎닀? Why do I feel like I’m spinning?
ëˆˆëŹŒìŽ 핑 돌닀 To tear up (Naver)
저는 ëˆˆëŹŒìŽ 핑 돌멮 거예요. I’m going to burst into tears.
가끔 sometimes
저는 가끔 바에 가요. I go to the bar sometimes.
믾나는 ìč˜ìŠˆ 플자넌 가끔 ëščì–Žìš”. Mina eats cheese pizza sometimes.
믾나는 가끔 술에 췚하멎 ìč˜ìŠˆ 플자넌 ëščì–Žìš”. Mina sometimes eats cheese pizza when she gets drunk. (Mine + help from papago)
밝닀 bright/ light/ brilliant
Present Tense: 밝아요
Past Tense: 밝았얎요
Future Tense: 밝을 거예요
저의 êČšìšž 윔튞는 밝은 였렌지색읎예요. My winter coat is bright orange.
유나는 잠귀가 밝아서 쉜êȌ 잠읎 êčŹì–Žìš”. Yuna wakes up easily because she is a light sleeper. (Because Mina has keen hearing, she wakes up easily) (Modified Naver Sentence)
요슘에 학생듀은 앞날읎 밝닀. Students these days have a bright future.
ê·ž 선생님은 숫자에 밝닀. The teacher is good at numbers. The teachers is good with figures. (Lit: The teacher is bright with numbers)
저의 ìƒì‚ŹëŠ” 씜신의 ì‹œì‚Źì— 밝닀. My boss is familiar with the latest current affairs. My boss is up to date with the latest news. (Modified papago)
ê·ž ì‚ŹëžŒì€ ì„žìƒì‚Źì— 안 ë°ì•„ìŁ ? That person is not knowledgeable about the ways of the world, right?
ê·ž ì‚ŹëžŒì€ ì„žìƒì‚Źì— 밝아요. That person is well- versed in the ways of the world.
ì •ëłŽì— 밝닀 to be in the know/ be informed (Naver)
뚞돎넎닀 to stay/ to remain
Present Tense: ëšžëŹŒëŸŹìš”
Past Tense: ëšžëŹŒë €ì–Žìš”
Future Tense: ëšžëŹŽë„Œ 거예요
읎ëȈ ìŁŒë§ì—ì„œ 저는 ìčœê”Ź 집에 ëšžëŹŽë„Œ 거예요. This weekend I will be staying at a friend's house. I’m staying at my friends house this weekend.
슀파 혞텔에서 í•˜ëŁ»ë°€ ëšžëŹŒë €ì–Žìš”. I stayed at the spa hotel overnight. I stayed one night at a spa hotel.
ë›°ë‹€ run/ jump/ dash
Present Tense: ë›°ì–Žìš”
Past Tense: 뛰었얎요
Future Tense: 뛾 거예요
믾나는 ëł‘ì›êčŒì§€ 뛰얎갔닀. Mina ran all the way to the hospital. (Nuance: Mina sped all the way to the hospital. Mina dashed to the hospital)
낹ìčœë§Œ 볎멎 가슎읎 믞ìč˜ìČ˜ëŸŒ ë›°ì–Žìš”! When I see my boyfriend, my heart races like crazy! (Nuance: My heart beats like crazy) (See misc. notes for more info)
낚자ìčœê”Źë„Œ ëłŒ 때마닀 ì‹Źìž„ìŽ 믞ìčœ ë“ŻìŽ 뛎닀. Whenever I see my boyfriend, my heart beats like crazy. (Papago version) (Nuance: My heart beats as if it’s crazy)
였늘 아ìčšì— 저의 ì‚Źìž„ë‹˜ì€ 화가 나서 펄쩍펄쩍 뛰었얎요. 저는 웃음을 멈출 수가 없었닀. This morning my boss jumped and down in anger. I couldn't stop laughing. đŸ€ŁđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
MISCELLANEOUS INTERSTING THINGS I NOTICED IN THE SONG THIS WEEK:
The Difference Between ìČ˜ëŸŒ & ë“ŻìŽ
ìČ˜ëŸŒ: Is used to say that an action/ event happens in a way that is ‘LIKE’ how a specific noun would carry it out.
티나는 발레멬나ìČ˜ëŸŒ 춀을 춘닀.
Tina dances like a ballerina
Here Tina’s dancing is likened to that of a ballerina’s.
바볮ìČ˜ëŸŒ 나는 왜 귞의 거짓말을 ëŻżì–Žìš”? Why do I believe in his lies like a fool? (My version)
Here the speaker is likening themselves to a fool
ë‚Žê°€ 왜 귞의 거짓말을 바볮ìČ˜ëŸŒ 믿는 거지? Why do I foolishly believe his lies? (Papago version)
It can also be attached to 에서 To explain something happening like it were in a certain place.
ëč„가였는날엔 한ꔭ에서ìČ˜ëŸŒ 저는 파전 ëščêł  싶얎요. On rainy days, like in Korea, I want to eat pajeon.
듯(읎): Is similar to that of ìČ˜ëŸŒ except that it has the connotation of ‘As If
’
Tumblr media
Two ways 듯(읎) is used in a sentence:
1.) After 는 êȃ to give the meaning of a guess.
왜 넌 한ꔭ얎넌 읎핎지 ëȘ»í•˜ëŠ” ë“ŻìŽ í–‰ë™í•˜êł  있얎? Why are you acting like you don't understand Korean? (The speaker guesses that the listener is pretending to not understand Korean. I guess you’re pretending to not understand Korean. It looks like you’re pretending to not understand Korean. It looks like you’re acting that you can’t understand Korean)
In this case the two clauses are connected by the speaker guessing something from the actions.
2.) Directly after the verb stem – No guessing involved. Direct comparison.
Usually when ë“ŻìŽ is placed directly after the Verb stem, it usually has some sort of metaphor before it.
This type is usually seen in novels, because of the metaphorical language.
E.g He drinks like a fish. He sweats like he’s been caught out in a downpour.
Here there is no relation between the two clauses, as the speaker is not making a guess.
The Difference Between 지ꞈ & 읎제:
지ꞈ: Used to talk about something that is happening right now
E.G. Now I am eating breakfast
Now It’s 2 am in the morning
읎제: Used to talk about something that is happening now, but it didn’t occur in the past
E.G Now I am eating healthy food (In the past I didn’t eat healthy food, but now I am)
Now I am a vegan (I wasn’t a vegan before hand, now I am.)
Two in context:
지ꞈ: Now I am studying mechanics (Nuance of: Right now, right this very second I am studying mechanics)
읎제: Now I am studying mechanics (With the added nuance of: You started studying mechanics, but in the past you didn’t. Earlier on you were not studying mechanics)
Difference Between ë›°ë‹€ & 닏늏닀:
Both can be used to mean ‘Run’
However ë›°ë‹€ has the added meaning of ‘To Jump’
닏늏닀 can be used to talk about vehicles such as cars ‘Running’
OLYMPIC SPORTS NAMES:
넓읎뛰Ʞ The long Jump (Lit: The Broad Jump)
ë©€ëŠŹë›°êž° The long jump
ì œìžëŠŹë©€ëŠŹë›°êž° Standing long jump
삌닚뛰Ʞ The Triple Jump
임대높읎뛰Ʞ The Pole Vault (Lit: Pole Jump)
높읎뛰Ʞ The High Jump
100믾터 ë‹ŹëŠŹêž° The 100 Meter Sprint
1500믾터 ì€‘ê±°ëŠŹ ë‹ŹëŠŹêž° 1500 Meter middle distance run
5000믾터 ìž„ê±°ëŠŹ ë‹ŹëŠŹêž° 5000 Meter Long Distance Run
Difference between 닏늏닀 & ë‹Źë €ê°€ë‹€:
ë‹Źë €ê°€ë‹€ means to run to a specific location and it can be used when talking about someone else running.
닏늏닀 = mainly talking about yourself running
GRAMMAR:
-볎닀
It is used to compare 2+ nouns.
The noun placed in front of 볎닀 is lower than the noun placed after it.
저는 ì–Žì œëłŽë‹€ 였늘 밄을 더 많읎 ëšč었얎요.
E.g I ate more today than yesterday. - Yesterday’s amount of food was lesser than that of today’s.
‘In comparison to
.’
저는 뎄볎닀 ì—ŹëŠ„ì— 더 ìą‹ì•„í•Žìš”. I like summer more than spring.
By adding the particle 더 it emphasises the speakers point.
믾나는 샌드위ìč˜ ëłŽë‹€ 플자넌 ìą‹ì•„í•Žìš”. Mina likes pizza more than sandwiches.
저는 양파 볎닀 마늘읎 더 ì‹«ì–Žìš”. I hate garlic more than onions.
Examples in the song:
너는 ëč›ëłŽë‹€ 밝êȌ ëč›ë‚˜ You shine brighter than the light
I will be creating a separate grammar post for this in the near future so stay tuned for that! 😄
There we go everyone! Study list complete! Thank you so much for studying with Musical Monday's. I hope you enjoyed listening to this awesome track!
As always everyone,
Stay safe, have a beautiful day, and happy studying! X
Sources: Howtostudykorean.com, verbix.com, Papago translation, Naver Dictionary.
Image sourced from: Unsplash.com, however I have edited it and added text.
Note: Gif not created by me. All credit should go to the original creator. I just searched for it on tumblr.
43 notes · View notes
byulsgrease · 4 years ago
Text
What Are the Chances? [Part 2]
Looking up from your mind-blowingly delicious sandwich, there was no mistaking them – it’s that group of women from the other night. But what are the chances? (mamamoo x idol!reader)
part 2: the inkigayo sandwich (~1k words) (previous part here)
Tumblr media
cw: food mention
Well, it was comeback promotions time at last. Fans loved the title track as you witnessed people tagging you incessantly on Instagram right after it came out at 6pm the night before. You tossed and turned in bed for almost all of last night, anxious about the upcoming live stages for all the music shows. Despite being a relatively “successful” professional, spending seemingly countless hours in the practice room both with and without your backup dancers, a sliver of performance anxiety always reared its ugly head in your mind during promotions. Oh well, sleep deprivation and funky schedules. Just part of the job, you figured.
Checking your phone to look at your schedule, you were filming for Inkigayo this morning and then the afternoon would be mostly taken up by a fansign event. A smile spread across your face while picturing a small venue filled with fans, getting to meet some of the faces behind all of the virtual love you were always shown online and on social media. But music show filming came first. Music shows were never your favorite, performing your title track to death in different outfits at the mercy of each show’s meticulous winning calculations. The only silver lining to music show filming was interacting with other artists, especially meeting ones you admired or ones you didn’t get to see often because of general busyness. Shit, I gotta get to the studio or I’m gonna be late. Tossing some essentials in a bag slung over your shoulder, you power-walked out the door to head to the train station.
Walking into the SBS building somehow felt calming. The anxiety that plagued you usually fell away by the time you arrived at performance venues, especially now that you had gone through this done this more than once. You made your way to your waiting room, passing by several rooms of other artists, hearing the general shuffle of preparation through the closed doors. Slowing down your pace while approaching your assigned room, a playfully loud “SOLAR-SSI!” came through the neighboring waiting room door. A smirk leapt your face, chuckling to yourself. Waiting room banter was prime behind-the-scenes content with the huge amount of downtime spent between filming, and fans always loved that stuff, whatever group that was.
The waiting room stay was chill, hair/makeup, styling, the whole shebang. Realizing there was time to kill between now and the actual filming time, you strolled over to the cafeteria. The Inkigayo sandwich was all the rage these days, but was the hype warranted? In what world could strawberry jam and egg salad be a good combination? Apparently this one. I guess I can’t knock it until I try it, though. You bought one and sat down at a table, the crinkly plastic making its typical ruckus against your ears while unwrapping the wacky sandwich from the plastic. Taking a bite into the plush white bread, your eyes instantly widened. Damn. It’s actually
 really good. Smiling and shaking your head in disbelief, you continued munching on the sandwich while scanning the room to see who was promoting today. You recognized Baek Yerin and some miscellaneous EXO members with their backup dancers scattered around the cafeteria while continuing to look around.
Wait a moment. There was no mistaking them – it’s that group of women from the other night. But what are the chances?
Oh
my god. It’s Mamamoo. You made the connection with the sign you barely glanced at earlier, hung on the waiting room door neighboring yours. How the heck did your mind completely fail to recognize them the other night? You weren’t a huge fan or anything, but some of their chart-toppers were absolute bops. Their hard work and career arc begged deep, deep respect.
Do I get up and say something? But this is a work setting and I don’t actually know them
 You felt intimidated and a bit star-struck, body heavy in your seat. Your interaction with them on that Friday night in Itaewon seemed far removed seeing them here and now.
You managed to get up and walk over to them with confidence, overtaken by a similar unidentifiable courage to the one you used to stand up to the Itaewon jerk a couple weeks prior.
“Uh
 excuse me?” you said hesitantly while tapping the “mom” of the group on the shoulder. All the members turned, curious to see who talked to their leader. “I’m not sure if you remember me
 I wasn’t dressed in all this,” gesturing to your stage outfit and face full of make-up. “But I think I ran into all of you in Itaewon a while ago?”
Recognition and shock flashed across all of their faces nearly simultaneously. Lots of hurried bowing and awkward chuckles ensued, finally formally introducing yourselves. Solar, Moonbyul, Wheein, and Hwasa were their names, as you learned through the exchange of KakaoTalk information.
“I honestly thought we’d never run into you again, I just figured a cool stranger decided to help us out,” said Hwasa, notably more friendly than she was back in Itaewon.
“But after you left I was like – ‘Damn, respect. Should’ve gotten your number’,” said Moonbyul, longingly. The rest of the members grimaced. You could tell this was just part of her charm, strangely attractive, as cringey as it was.
“And now we can all hang out and get to know you as a person and a musician!” exclaimed Wheein, with that same eager puppy energy.
Smiling and nodding in agreement, Solar added, “Good luck with your stage and your comeback promotions, I’m sure you’ve been working very hard.” A flush creeped into your cheeks, who was she to compliment your work ethic when you knew that Mamamoo were some of the most hardworking people in the industry?
“Backatyou,” you stammered, feeling your ears burn. Where’d that courage go? With all the composure you could muster, you asked them when they were free to hang out – obviously after promos were over. Everyone wanted fried chicken, of course. Setting up a tentative time and place to meet, you bid them goodbye to head back to your waiting room, your filming time fast-approaching.
Riding high from having introduced yourself to some industry legends who now knew you by name, you recorded the best live stage of your career thus far.
Again, what were the chances?
56 notes · View notes
egg-on-the-run · 4 years ago
Text
More singing headcanons for the rise! turtles
Hehe requested 💖💖
đŸ’™â€ïžđŸ’œđŸ§Ą
Michelangelo:
When you sing for Mikey it's usually to try and help him sleep but he always goes doe eyed to stare at you. He's in genuine awe. Even though it's a little rough and off key your voice is so soft at this time of night because you don't want anyone else to hear but he would gladly hold the microphone so you could sing to the world.
Mikey adores it when you sing out the instructions in his cook book.
"One beaten egg! A pinch of salt! Mix it altogether and do the waltz!" "Do the waltz?"
You pull him to waltz around the kitchen. It was in the song so it's an essential part of the recipe.
Mikey likes a lot of music, especially rap, so if you can memorise some speedy lyrics he will just happily hype you up in the background
He loves loves LOVES when you know basically every song on his playlist but he LOVES LOVES LOVES it whenever you can recommend him new songs you know he'll like
"I heard this song yesterday and I thought of you! It's so funky and fun :)"
He bursts into flames.
Leonardo:
Leonardo goes BONKERS when you cheer for him like a cheerleader. If you make up a fun little rhyme to make him feel special his ego inflates like a balloon.
"Nine, eight, seven, six! Gotta get my daily fix! Five, four, three, two! Take my medicine - it's you!" and he has to kiss your cheek because yes. Doctors orders. Give kisses now.
"I only counted to two because you're my number one."
His cheeks go beet red.
Much like Mikey he also loves it when you sing and narrate things.
Leo takes you driving out in the truck and it's just the two of you jamming out to his playlist. He pulls into an alleyway to dance and you guys are going to get at least one anrgy, tired New Yorker banging on the door to get yous to shut up
You guys both go too hard and have sore throats the next morning.
If anyone in his family complains you both pretend to be blissfully unaware of how loud and awful you guys sound
"Would you PLEASE stop trying to make my ears bleed?!" ":( Aw Donnie that's so mean. I've been practicing really hard lately :(" "Yeah Donnie :( they've been taking lessons that's so rude :("
Donatello:
I can make a water drop noise with my cheek and I like to imagine doing that in Donnie's lab and he's like "is the faucet leaking? It shouldn't be leaking." and then when he turns back doing it again until he whips his head around.
As annoying as it is, Donnie does like making funny noises with you. Especially if you try and beatbox.
Can you beatbox? No. Are you going to anyway? Yes.
After so long you have perfected the art of timing Donnie's face palms. When you know he's going to face palm you pull a quick "ba dum—" and the last note is him hitting himself.
He appreciates the dedication and it usually cheers him up a bit
It takes a while for either of you two to actually sing in front of each other.
For a start, he mostly listens to electronic music and stuff and it doesn't have a lot of words to sing to. Plus, neither of you are very good at singing, so it's also partly due to embarrassmemt
You start becoming more comfortable after he comes round to visit and you're in the shower. He waits in your room but you don't know he's there so you're singing at full volume
It's the most awful and simultaneously the most beautiful thing he's ever heard
He pretends hebhates dancing with a partner because he's stepped on your feet so many times (it's just his nerves) so you bribe him and say you'll only sing if he dances.
He secretly enjoys both dancing and your singing so it's a win-win for him. But you don't need to know that...
Raphael:
Raph loves listening to you sing because sometimes you'll actually, like, hit a good note and you both freeze and just "did you hear that?" "I heard that" "that was actually pretty good" "that was actually pretty good!"
You very clearly fail at hitting a high note, he retorts with "Calm down Miss Mariah Carey."
"I should be on Broadway! :)" "Well you've certainly got the lungs!"
You both know you can't sing and it's okay. He much prefers it when you absolutely scream the lyrics to a song because he also wants to scream the lyrics with you.
Usually you are absolutely bopping out to songs with high energy but whenever it's just the two of you and things are a little calmer and he's playing some soul radio, that's his favourite time.
You just hum along to the rhythm, and  whenever you recognise the song you quietly sing a few words he just melts because his brothers' music tastes are all very fast and loud and high energy and yeah he likes it but he really appreciates it when someone just acknowledges his own interests and makes him feel special.
He actually likes to look at the history of soul music and a lot of celebrities and such, you let him ramble and let him play some songs.
If you come back the next day and are like "Hey I was listening to that song you played the other day! It's really nice I added it to my playlist :)" he will propose. On the spot. He's so happy
90 notes · View notes
fictionplumis · 5 years ago
Text
Part 1
Listen I’m dumb so here’s more of that Ren Faire AU. I will not write an actual fic because my attention span is funky but anyone else can and they can either use this or not use this but here’s how these losers get together in my head. 
So Jaskier already knows he’s got a hard on for Geralt, obviously, he knew that from day one but he didn’t realize it could get WORSE, and it does get WORSE. It’s a couple weeks into Geralt working there and he’s busy so Jaskier doesn’t get to see him that often besides, like... Around the Faire sometimes, when Geralt is checking equipment and things and running errands, so obviously he’s dressed like he belongs at the Faire, which is super attractive and fits Geralt like a dream, plus he’s always kind of sexy and covered in dust or with a smear of grease on his nose from working on something, Jaskier is so down with that. 
Meanwhile Geralt also only sees Jaskier during the Faire and he likes Jaskier, is the thing. Jaskier got him the job, and it’s actually a pretty good job, he likes having a steady income and the work keeps him busy. He doesn’t actually have to deal with people. He also gets to travel. As much he liked fixing the old lady’s sink across the hall every other month (because she was old, and a plumber would take advantage of her, and she doesn’t have a lot of money to begin with, and he’s hardly ever busy and it’s just that the piping is old and keeps coming loose so it’s not even inconvenient) she doesn’t pay him with money, she pays him with overripe papaya and Yen was right, he actually needed a real job. 
He also likes Jaskier because Jaskier is just nice. Jaskier can talk enough for twelve people, so he’s never bothered that Geralt doesn’t have much to say. And he catches on quick to Geralt’s dry humor and snickers at his awful jokes. Geralt’s gruff attitude and perpetually bad mood never seem to dull his so yeah, Jaskier is just a general joy to be around. 
Then one night he can’t sleep so he decides to go wandering around. It’s two AM, the moon is bright, the air is fresh, it’s just NICE out and then he sees Jaskier sitting off at a picnic table and is like, okay, let’s go see what the bard is up to this early in the morning. 
He gets close enough and they both just freeze. Deer in headlights when they see each other. 
Because Jaskier is sitting there in sweatpants and an oversized shirt, eating Taco Bell he had Doordash drop off fifteen minutes ago and writing in a leather journal with a god damn fountain pen that looks like a big feather. Geralt has never seen Jaskier look so human before. He looks vulnerable and young and absolutely beautiful. 
Meanwhile Geralt is wearing an undershirt and jeans that show of his arms and this scar on his shoulder that Jaskier is dying to put his mouth on, and Geralt ALSO looks very human, and real, and not like some 16th century myth of a man, but like someone Jaskier could sit next to and lean against and talk to and maybe even drag this poor man back to the showers and wash out his hair because it had that look to it like Geralt had been sweating all day and hadn’t bothered to rinse it out well. 
They both realize right then and there that they are FUCKED. 
Geralt is like â€œCouldn’t sleep.” And Jaskier is like, â€œNeed to keep my pop song list updated.”
And it’s awkward until Jaskier invites Geralt to sit down under the pretense of listening to his pop song covers and Geralt obliges but admits that he’s not really a music person, so he’ll probably just say that all of them are fine. And Jaskier’s like, â€œCool, I was only going to pretend to take your opinion into consideration anyway, just to be polite.” 
They might make out that night. Who knows. Maybe they just decide that they like each other’s company way more than they thought at first so they keep meeting up like that and THEN make out one night. But they definitely make out one night. 
And after Geralt might end up calling Yennefer in a slight panic because he made out with the bard and fuck, now what, does this mean we’re dating, do I take him on a date, where do you think he would like to go on a date, he makes this little noise when he likes something and it’s great, I want to kiss him more but what if he doesn’t want to kiss more, Yen help. And she laughs and hangs up on his ass. The good thing is while Geralt is gruffly awkward in a way that doesn’t come across as awkward, Jaskier can not only talk for twelve people but also has enough confidence for twelve people, and the next morning he bounds over to kiss Geralt’s cheek and tell him his hair looks like shit and needs a good condition before work.
3K notes · View notes
dreamties · 4 years ago
Text
Slashers W/ a Soft Pastel S/O
A/n - So this one actually wasn’t requested, I just thought it would be super cute. And what I mean by â€œSoft Pastel”, I mean being into soft/pastel/kawaii fashion, I just didn’t know how to phrase it. Since there’s so many subcultures.
Trigger Warning: Slight Cursing (I say f*ck)
Also- these are gender neutral, but a few describe you in skirts/dresses, so if you’re not comfy with that, just skip that part or the whole thing?? :/
I might do more like this for other types of alternative fashion- like punk or something? Or a S/O who has a lot of body mods, I think it would be fun.
Characters: Billy/Stu, The Lost Boys, Helen Lyle, Daniel Robitaille/Candyman, Brahms Heelshire, and Amanda Young.
I didn’t add Michael Myers, but can do so if y’all want it. I just think he’d be very indifferent about it...didn’t think that would be very fun to read.
Billy Loomis + Stu Macher
Stu would be the most like into your outfits
Billy? Not so much. he just thinks you look cute in everything.
but if you did more guro-kawaii looks? they would both be all over that shit. 
it combines more of the grotesque in with the cute- which is just perfect for the boys. they get to see you dawned in all sorts of blood, guts/gore, bandage patterns/aesthetics.
and maybe even tying in different monster-ish elements. 
like wearing funky white or other unnatural colored contacts, really intense makeup(especially around the eyes), and fuck it, maybe you’re wearing faux demon horns.
I think they’d find it kinda hot. if we’re being perfectly honest here.
Now- would you able to get them into it as well?
Stu will ask you, with excitement reverberating throughout out his body and his voice. of course he want’s to at least try it!
so many clips in Stu’s hair. you haven’t even had that many in your hair before!
he may also wear rings sometimes. he thinks all the colors and designs are just so fun!
and on the other hand...
Billy, the guy that basically wore the same outfit for an entire movie? who’s closet only contains jeans and white t-shirts? trying out your style? i don’t think so lol
if you do- somehow- get him to try...
then you might have pressured him into it a bit? very jokingly, of course. 
“C’mon, humor me, babe. Stu’s already dressed and everything!” You try giving him puppy eyes to seal the deal.
“Fine!” Billy says, grabbing the garment and a few clips from your hands. He shuts the door too harshly behind him.
A short silence is shared, before you and Stu burst out laughing. â€œDo you think he’s mad at us?” You’re hardly able to get it out. Of course he was, but in his own odd way appreciated this adventure.
He comes back a moment later, his white t-shirt replaced with a pastel red one, an especially gory character printed on the front. and a red clip barely hanging on to one of the side pieces of hair in front of his face. You try to suppress a giggle at Billy’s messily put together look.
for the love of gosh- don’t actually laugh when he appears. he is very outside of his comfort zone, and he’s only doing this because he loves you and Stu, and just,, don’t add this to his list of reasons not to try new things.
whatever your reaction ends up being, you’re absolutely obligated to tell them how attractive they look in it(even Billy who looks hella dorky).
Tumblr media
(my art)
The Lost Boys
the comparison between their dark, punk-ish style and then the sweet baby pinks and blues, and soft lavenders that adorned your form?? 
it’s just too sweet.
they are completely enamored by your style- even if certain vampires (and I’m not naming any names, but I definitely mean David) may not show his love for your look as openly
Marko- he’d get one cutesy patch for his jacket, so he has like a little piece of you everywhere he goes. also...he genuinely ended up really digging your style? but not enough to abandon his punk look completely. he is still totally dedicated to that.
the other boys will absolutely mess with him about the patch though
all in good fun!
David’s not letting you near his hair with any extra clips or accessories. 
Dwayne enjoys the quiet intimacy shared between the two of you. just sitting together, you might be styling his hair( super loose ponytail or braid- admit it, it would be so cute! and helpful so his hair isn’t always in his face!)...anyways, you’d use a colorful hair tie, and a few clips to help pin back his hair. 
he probably won’t go out with the clips in, but if it’s just the five of you at the cave? he’ll keep it in until it’s time to sleep. 
he loves seeing how happy and accomplished you look after finishing with his hair tho.
Paul is hands down the most likely to get into the whole look and go out in public with it on. 
makeup? hell yeah. it won’t be as intense as yours, and he probably only does the eyes and maybe some shine. sparkly vampire time
hair accessories? all of them
would try combining his look with yours, to have a perfect mess of it.
a light, light  blue mesh top, slightly darker blue jacket(with slight accents in pink, purple, white or black), and his usual sort of white jeans(?) would still look great with it. he’s absolutely rocking that look.
you are ecstatic to finally have someone else to share your passion with! (much harder to find similar folks when you’re a vampire,,)
Helen Lyle
she’s so used to the plain life around her, and she’d been living before you- you were such a breath of fresh air.
of course, you’re darling personality also drew her into you- but your fashion sense? it fascinated her.
she’s not trying it herself anytime soon, but she appreciates the fact that you enjoy it. 
the most she would ever try is a very natural makeup look. and a coat or two of a pastel color of her choice.
she would love watching you get ready. not so much help out though- she just likes seeing the way you approach things. how you choose to pair certain pieces with one another.
she’ll ask questions to better understand your interests! not that it’s weird or wrong that you’re into it, she’s just a very inquisitive person.
you’d wear a lot of blue though- because you know Helen likes that color.
imagine wearing coordinated looks for different events and such. so, when you go with Helen to help out with her Candyman thesis, you might wear candy-themed attire. (of course in this universe,, she wouldn’t die! so no worries of that! you get to keep you’re gf).
if you do gift her something, she keeps it on her bedside table(or dresser). so she can still admire it, and still serves a purpose. fun décor!
all around though- Helen would be very chill, but captivated, about you’re interests.
Daniel Robitaille - Candyman
 his life is so dark and gruesome, and he loves seeing you all dressed up. 
and while he’s dead- long dead- and isn’t really apart of the world in the same sense that you are- it gives him this happy sense of hope for the world.
because there’s this very small thing, that you hold close to your heart, that makes you smile.
Also!!
even if they’re apart of a super awful, traumatic, part of his past- the bees are just a part of the family now.  
so cute yellow/spring/bee themed outfits?? yes. ohh definitely, yes.
As for him dressing up? He’d feel hesitant.
he’s filled with immense joy around you, but is almost scared with someone altering part of his attire or self in any way(rooted back to, again, past stuff).
but part of loving is to take the person as a whole, bad parts, good parts- insecurities- the entire package. and trusting one another.
he has his whole faith in you not to do anything bad.
and so, it becomes a habit for the two of you to spend mornings together, chatting and getting ready. well, you’re getting ready, it’s more for the quality time together for him.
things are little different for Daniel. for many reasons. 
one, he has very short hair. so the clips don’t really work there..
two- he only has one hand, and he’s â€œworking” a lot with the appendages he does have. rings won’t work out because they might fall off- and he’d hate to lose something of yours.
three- he’s not a big makeup fan. he’s happy enough watching you put it on.
and then for his actual attire- he needs the coat to cover his insides. it’s also, in a way, his uniform.
you’ve settled on two things.
making homemade necklaces that can easily hide under his big coat (either sweets or honey/bee themed).
and sewing little patterns on the inside of his coat. other’s wouldn’t be able to see it, but he would know it’s there.
Brahms Heelshire
imagine being super into sorta â€˜sweet lolita’, pastel/soft colors, bows, the big skirts, all the sorta ruffles(?)
 and then especially if your shorter than Brahms(which is really,, not hard to do unless you’re insanely tall cause he’s,, 6 foot 3.)- and he thinks you look like such a doll? 
but like,, in a nice way. 
I think he’d get pretty excited if he got to help you set up your outfits!
especially if you praised him for picking out a good combo, or organizing correctly.
and some of Brahms movements are a bit awkward, he’s spent most of his life in the walls and the attic...but imagine turning on his music, and just dancing with him. having him twirl you in his arms a few times.
Brahms loves having your hands through his hair. and if hair accessories means he gets more of that love and attention? then yes,, yes he will wear them.
he just likes feeling taken care of, and along with your usual duties, you help him figure out the soft fashion styles, and how to make it more appealing and suitable for his own tastes.
because- as you insist- you want it to be something he enjoys just because he does, and not just for the closeness. though you can’t deny you love that aspect, too.
i can tell you one thing right here, though. you’re never getting makeup on him. he does not like taking off his mask, even if you’ve been in a relationship with him for a while, he still hides his face a lot.
you’d offered to do his makeup once, since he was staring so intently as you did yours. you’d made the mistake of reaching for his mask. you’d usually ask before doing so, but sometimes you’d slip up.
You apologize profusely, offering your arms out to him for a hug. “There, there, Brahms.” You smile, giving him a slight squeeze of affection. 
he does take your stuff sometimes. 
it’s a little annoying when you think you’ve lost your favorite accessory or dress or etc and then you just realize,, oh, it’s my favorite wall boy again. thank gosh you love him, so you’re not really upset or anything.
he just likes having little reminders of you, it gives him reassurance. upon other warm and fuzzy feelings.
if you’re able to find time in your day though, you’ll make cute little trinkets or bracelets for him. you’ll gift them or purposely leave them out for him-  so you’ll still have some of your stuff when it comes to getting ready the next day.
in short- he’d much rather look at you than partake on his own. 
Amanda Young
she’s never seen anything like this! :0
everyone she knows, herself included, tend to wear more dulled, plain clothes.
she’s immediately very intrigued by your attire...sort of want’s to try it, but is a bit self conscious and embarrassed to ask.
So!! you start out with small things, and fairly early on you both realize that she loves when you decorate her hair with accessories. 
gifting Amanda a pair of little pig clips!!
or little stud earrings- those would be fricking adorable on her!
and she’s just so happy,, wtf
you dress mostly for yourself, but the more you’re in a relationship with your gf- the more you want to dress for her as well. 
you can see this little sparkle in her eye when she sees you, and you want to keep seeing that look for as long as you can.
you slowly get her into it. your relationship and Amanda’s interest in your style just gives her so much light in an otherwise dim world.
if she did get into it, I think she’d do more creepy/cute. as a way to sort of cope with past trauma. that this sort of â€œbad” thing (the creepy) can still coexist with the good (the cute). she admires that quality.
just very sweet partners, who happen to love similar types of fashion 
511 notes · View notes
kuredono · 4 years ago
Text
Sing Sing Sing [part 1 of penpals] | Fushiguro x gn!(clarinettist)reader
TW: mentions of throwing up, hospital despite the TW this is v fluffy! basically you and Meg have been penpals and you meet for the first time! but not in the way either of you would’ve imagined... 
Tumblr media
"i think they're coming around now..."
"hello..?"
all you remember was taking a wrong turn down an empty alley on a sunny day, then you were in a cold building with an ugly looking monster holding the back of your neck.
you grasped at a knee, or maybe an arm, squeezing as your felt your stomach churn, though you kept your lips pursed together, willing for it to stay down.
"i think they're gonna be sick..."
"GOJO-SENSEI! HELP! THE CIVILIAN IS GOING TO THROW UP!"
fresh air suddenly hit your face and you threw up in a bush before everything went black again.
"-the thing up. afterwards it was pretty easy to deal with."
"you say that, but the civilian still got injured."
"hey! i didn't see you trying to catch them."
"i had my hands full already!"
your eyes were immediately assaulted with the bright sunshine as you tried to crack them open. you decidedly kept them shut and moved your lead weighted arms to cover your eyes.
"oh?"
"you awake?"
"what happened?" was all you could ask. you had tried to beat the ugly thing with-
"my clarinet!" you bolted up, eyes wide open and met with three equally wide ones (person one had a black blindfold?), but suddenly your head exploded with pain.
"go slowly. you hit your head pretty hard." a voice said as you groaned, squeezing your temples with your trembling hands. "do you remember what happened?"
"got lost walking back. woke up in a weird building and there was a funky looking thing. tried to run away, then some people turned up and the thing exploded. kinda gross."
"gross?!"
"i mean, they are super gross." 
"where are we? what's going on?" you dared to open your eyes again, more slowly, as you took in your surroundings. you were sat on the floor, leaning against a big black dog. how cute. you nuzzled your head into its fur, easing your killer headache. 
"we're in Akihabara, and i think you're concussed. we'd like to take you to a hospital." the one with white hair and the blindfold spoke with a kind smile.
"who are you?" you furrowed your brows together, feeling like you should run away because stranger danger ! but the dog was comfy, lulling you to sleep.
"ah, i'm Gojo Satoru, i'm a teacher at the Tokyo Jujutsu Tech High School, and they are my first year students. we were out on a field trip when we found you." the white haired male answered again. he was a teacher? you'd never be able to guess.
"Jujutsu Tech High School?" you repeated, the name distantly ringing bells. you turned your attention to the students. "i recognise that uniform."
"we've been in Akihabara and around Tokyo before! did you see us then?" the pink haired boy asked with a bright smile. you buried your face into the dog with a thoughtful hum.
"it's only natural we stand out you know!" amother voice voice sung.
"never in a good way." a calmer voice grumbled.
"i guess i just exude that kind of eye-catching aura."
"it's easy recognise beauty such as mine."
how did you get here? why was this happening to you? you were just performing with a marching band this morning, doing your absolute best and playing your loudest for someone. you wanted to stand out for someone. he said he'd come by but didn't. you weren't disappointed... well... you were, but you understood he had his reasons. he probably had classes because it's Thursday.
"Megumi Fushiguro?" you mumbled, the students around you falling silent.
"what did you say?"
"oh yeah, in Japan you say it the other way round don't you?" you chuckled, remembering how embarrassed you were when Megumi cared to point that out when you were discussing nicknames. "Fushiguro Megumi. think he goes to your school."
it was quiet for a moment before the students erupted into excited chatter, 
"Fushiguro! you know them?"
"why didn't you tell us!"
"what? i - i don't—" the calm voice was not calm, but his breath stuttered, "Y - Y/N?"
you had first met Fushiguro via letter in first year middle school, your middle schools partners for a penpal project. you had sent the first letter and even went through the extra effort to try and make a translation, though your characters were very messy so you made sure to also send the English original in case it was unreadable. it was nearly a month before your class got their responses, and it appeared you were the most lucky as Fushiguro's English was far better than your Japanese, and when comparing letters with your classmates, you had the most interesting response.
nearly a year and 7 more letters later, you were the only one in your class still in touch with your penpal, and with the year drawing to a close, the teachers explained that you could only send one more letter. so with a wish, you sent your phone number and downloaded several Japanese chatting apps. sure enough, 2 weeks later, there was a friend request on LINE from a Megumi Fushiguro. his profile picture was just a night sky, but you couldn't say anything, yours was sheet music. this anonymity continued indefinitely. at first you had no idea how often he was okay with you messaging him, and you added the Tokyo timezone to your clock app so you didn't message him at ungodly hours, but after a few months, Megumi would be your first thought when you saw a cute cat or something and you'd quickly snap a photo to send him. he also did the same, mostly pictures of the sky.
on Megumi's birthday, you sent a recording of you playing his favourite piece on clarinet, and for your birthday he sent you a playlist of songs he thought you would like. from then on, you continued to send him your repertoire and small recordings of your practices. then one day, when you talked to him about your most recent performance, Fushiguro asked for the link to the video. you did, but didn't tell him which clarinet player you were. he didn't ask either. you toed the border of your anonymity when you first moved to high school with a picture of you in your new marching band uniform, but from the neck down. you weren't expecting a photo back, but he surprisingly sent one back of his uniform from the neck down. his uniform looked much comfier.
then a spot for a Japanese high school exchange opened (one of the main reasons you chose to attend the high school you did), and though it was for second years, you fought and won the spot. you immediately messaged Fushiguro without checking the time in Japan. and as if that wasn't enough, the wind band in your Japanese high school were having a performance in Tokyo! Fushiguro was in Tokyo! you told Fushiguro, but then dread began to pool in your stomach. what if he didn't want to meet? you were totally fine with that. but you wanted to so badly! you remember your elation when he stopped you mid-anxious text ramble to say he would meet you.
you woke up to a white ceiling and the potent smell of disinfectant. the hospital curtain slid open to reveal a beautiful boy with deep blue hair and long eyelashes, his eyes widening at you.
"ah- good afternoon."
"good afternoon, how can i help?" you smiled, "i think you might have the wrong bay?"
"no. i- uh- do you remember what happened? do you, do you remember me?"
"um... no? i'm not really sure what you mean? i mean, i recognise your uniform- do you go to Tokyo Jujutsu Tech High School by any chance?"
"they said you would be concussed and you might have some memory problems..." the boy mumbled, "is it alright if i sit down?" your eyes darted to the curtain in panic, "ah, i'll leave the curtain open, our teacher is just signing you out the hospital, i'm Fushiguro Megumi."
"Megumi?!" you gasped, the boy smiling softly as you fumbled for words, "i- you- huh?"
"yeah... we have a lot to talk about."
"then, please! sit! i can't believe!" you covered your mouth with your hand, which did nothing to muffle your delighted squeal as he sat in the chair next to your bed. "wow. i mean, it's so nice to finally meet you in person!"
Megumi couldn't help smiling too.
"it's nice to see you too... and i'm sorry i didn't make it to your performance."
"hey, it's okay! we still met up!" you grinned brightly. Megumi then found his hands very interesting.
"and, um... your clarinet is broken..."
"that--" will be very expensive, the thought alone bringing tears to your eyes- your precious baby! it was worth more than your entire wardrobe and shoes! but you shoved that thought away until later. Megumi was here now, visiting you in hospital. "-actually, why am i here? what happened?"
Megumi thankfully didn't push the topic of your clarinet and gladly filled you in on what had happened. by the end of his explanation, you had your face buried in your hands.
"i'm so sorry you had to see that."
"it's fine, i've seen worse. besides, you were concussed, it's normal."
"still..." you whined, peeking between your fingers to find him offering you a hint of a reassuring smile. you gave in with a sigh, "i must say, that's some weird religion you have and they teach you, no offence."
Megumi chuckled, eyes distant, "you're right, it is pretty weird."
"but, um, thank you for saving me Megumi." said boy snapped back into reality very quickly, his cheeks flushing red as it dawned on you that everyone probably called him by his last name. "or do you prefer Fushiguro? am i pronouncing it right? sorry, i got used to-"
"it's fine." he uttered out, "Megumi is fine."
"what about honourifics?"
"whatever you're comfortable with."
"then... Megumi-kun? or is that too weird?"
the boy's cheeks darkened, "it's fine..."
"then you can call me Y/N-chan! then it's not as weird right?" you suggested, starting to feel the second-hand embarrassment.
"yeah." Megumi flinched too much when his phone chimed, and he hurriedly read it over. "Gojo-sensei -my teacher- said he's signed what you need to let you out. you just need to sign a few things before you go."
"right." well, the moment had to end at some point. you couldn't stay in the hospital bay forever. it was just an amazing coincidence that you had met Megumi, so you should be thankful you even had the opportunity to speak to him like this. "am i okay to move?"
"um, i'll call a nurse."
Megumi stepped out as you were examined by the nurse, and you saw him again in reception as you gave him and his teacher a thumbs up before signing the hospital forms.
"thank you very much for everything you've done. i'm so grateful. and please pass my thanks on to the other first years!" you bowed formally to the pair, Megumi flushing red while his teacher just waved you off.
"no worries. sorry about your clarinet and the concussion." the teacher responded.
"it's fine, i was always told i have a thick skull! comes in handy sometimes."
"i have to go now, but Megumi will walk you to the station, right?"
Megumi scowled at his teacher with an unreadable look in his eyes which seemed to make the teacher's smile brighten.
"well it was nice to meet you sir!" you bowed again at the adult, who nodded to you.
"nice to meet you too! hope you enjoy Japan. Megumi, be nice."
Megumi glared at the older man as he skipped away, seemingly pleased with himself for winding the younger up. Said male sighed.
"you don't have to walk me back if you're busy, i have GPS on my phone."
The boy startled at your comment, brows furrowed, before shaking his head, "it's fine, it's no trouble. i would feel better if i walked you to the station at least."
you couldn't stop the wide smile stretching on your lips, "thanks!"
"it's nothing."
you mentally thanked all the deities for letting you spend a little longer with your penpal, chatting easily as if you hadn't just met him less than 10 hours ago. by the time you had made it to the station, you had mentally prepared to part.
"so... i guess this is it?"
"yeah..."
"it was so nice to meet you- i cannot fully explain how nice this has been! even if i did spend a while in a hospital." Megumi chuckled at your words. you felt your cheeks heat up, his smile squeezing at your heart.
"i feel the same."
your train arrived.
"well. i'll message you later then?" you grinned hopefully, Megumi nodding. "hug? or do you not do those? i don't mind."
you nearly burst out laughing at the rush of emotions that flickered in Megumi's eyes- mostly panic. he blinked out his state when a giggle slipped out. he flushed red but nodded stiffly, opening his arms for you. you smiled as you wrapped your arms around him, feeling his wrap behind you too, surprisingly quickly considering how awkward he was at first. keeping it short because of the train behind you, you pulled away to find him also smiling. so he did like hugs.
"until next time?"
"yeah."
the doors shut and you waved to him as the train set off. and that was that.
your phone buzzed in your pocket.
Megumi: the school offered to pay compensation for the damages to your clarinet, so please let me know if and when you're free to go to a music shop in Tokyo to buy a new one.
sorry this hasn’t been proofread and the ending is kinda rushed because i just really wanted to publish it hahaha (catch me constantly editing this for DAYS now, so i probably shouldn’t post it but we die like men)
27 notes · View notes
atopearth · 3 years ago
Text
Collar X Malice: Unlimited Part 1 - Enomoto Mineo Route
Tumblr media
Okay, so I thought Collar X Malice Unlimited was a fandisc sequel but it seems more like an alternate world/possibility or kinda both I guess lol. Not sure if I really care for the new character called Tachibana, but anyway I'm doing Enomoto's route first and I'm so happy already~ I love how quickly and easily he deflected every attempt of Tachibana's to like touch or do anything to Ichika, like geez this guy lol. Anyway Mineo after story!! So I guess it is a sequel hahaha, I guess they just kinda changed a bit of things to fit some other stuff? Anyway, Mineo without his eyepatch is something I'll need to get used to hahaha. Lmaooo when he said that his ikemen powers will go up now after unlocking the seal on his right eye😂😂😂 Aww I love how Ichika told him that him with and without the eyepatch both had their own appeals, and then I died when he called her a heart thief for saying something sweet like thatđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł
Tumblr media
HAHAHA when Mineo tried to convince Ichika that he needs to live near her just in case she needs help with anything, and his example was if Kazuki wasn't home and she needed to open a jar of jam😂😂😂😂 Mineo is so hilarious, he'll always be the death of međŸ„ČđŸ„Č Okay, Super Mineoman is the hero I never knew I needed, he's so adorableđŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł I loveee how Soma Saito voices Mineo, like omggg LOL when he said her love is priceless and said priceless in English😂
Tumblr media
I find it so cute and sweet how at home Mineo is with everyone in his team. Lmaoo when they ate his lunchbox because he kept bragging about how Ichika lovingly made it all for himđŸ€Ł Awww I love how Ichika fed him! Lmao when he kept talking about indirect kisses and she had to tell him to shut up and just eat the hamburger steakđŸ€Ł I loveee how Kazuki asks about how Ichika is doing now, especially considering the new "Adonis" crime. What I love the most though is that Kazuki and Mineo are friendly enough to cook together for the exhausted Ichika! Honestly, if I had to take all those phone calls at SCRPO, I think I would either want to die or kill someone loll. Mineo remembering how Ichika cooking him food when he was down making him cheer up, and then now doing the same for her was so cute. Seeing him so lovingly prepare the food was just so sweet~ And omggg, I love how caring Mineo is towards Kazuki as well. It was one of the things that made me love Mineo more than all the other guys, since I feel like they put in a lot of effort to show how much Mineo cares about Kazuki as well, and how much he embraces their family. I love how honest Kazuki was about thanking him for supporting him when he found out about Akito. Anyway, Mineo and Kazuki made a full course meal in the morning?! Danggg, I'm impressed too, they even made pudding. I was so happy when Mineo flicked Ichika's forehead and told her to not bottle up her feelings inside all the time and to tell him like she is now. She always doesn't want to burden others and that's definitely a bad habit! Okay, I was still laughing at how Mineo was saying he should turn himself in for making her forehead red from the flick, and then he kissed her forehead to make the pain go away!! I nearly died, that was so cute. Lmao at Mineo's birthday being called eggplant day because it's Tokugawa Ieyasu's death anniversary and he apparently loved eggplants lol. Ichika brainstorming ideas for Mineo's present was so funnyđŸ€Ł it would be so funny if she actually gifted him a funky eyepatch though😂
Tumblr media
Anyway, it was pretty obvious that this Someya pretended to be attacked by Adonis did it to herself and "blamed Adonis" just so her classmates could finally forgive her for her “crimes” and she could live a normal school life again, but yeah honestly, that was really naive of her, and quite ridiculous but I can sympathise to an extent since bullying is always something really terrible to experience and deal with. However, I still found her little story boring tbh lol. Okay, I usually don't care that much about kiss CGs but dang, the sudden kiss CG after their zoo date was soo hot, I loved it. Oh and lmaooo when Isshiki teased Mineo saying he didn't know who he was without his eyepatch😂😂 it's so true though hahaha. OMG, when Kazuki said Enomoto is the only guy he would call big brother, I nearly died, that's so sweet and cute of Kazuki to tell him that!!! LOL when Mineo started speaking English asking him to repeat it once more, please😂😂 Mineo is such a lovable idiot, it was so cute how Kazuki and Ichika were trying to ask him what present would he like and he kept saying them just being there for him was enoughđŸ€Ł I can understand his sentiments though hahahah, honestly I feel like I would be as silly as Mineo and not notice these thingsđŸ€Ł On the other hand, it was kinda saddening to hear that Hana's arrest made Isshiki doubt his music and whether it was his music that caused people to misinterpret his songs etc, I'm just glad he was able to overcome that and believe and hope that his songs can one day properly reach Hana though.
Tumblr media
Awww, Ichika finally stayed over at Mineo's place but he ended up having to go to work😭 It was so cute how he was practically trying to propose to her with the Miso soup line hahahah. Omgg, the flashback to Mineo telling Mochida and Satake his and Ichika's love story to properly report to his superiors that they're dating was hilarious😂😂 So awkward for Ichika lmaoo, definitely a funny and embarrassing but good memory though loll. Mineo being so earnest about these things really makes you hope that there are people as honest and endearing as him in this world. Considering how undecided Ichika was towards Mineo's birthday present, it's amazing how thoughtfully she prepared that roll cake birthday cake with his favourite pudding as the filling! It sounds so good😭 Anyway, for a moment I really thought they would just hold hands to sleep but omgg, their first time was so cute, and I love how embarrassed they were towards each other in the morning. They're so innocent it's adorable. Lollll I can totally understand Ichika running away in embarrassment and getting mad at Mineo for blurting stuff out to make Sakuragawa realise what they did last night lmao. I'm surprised they survived not talking to each other for so long, like even if they're busy, they could at least communicate through messages! Anyway, I loved how the ending ended with Mineo asking Ichika to be his partner for life in public this time haha, the partner thing was one of my favourite scenes so seeing him do it again was sweet. It made me so happy and giddy for them hahaha. It's also nice how they met each other's families, it's kinda sad that Ichika's parents still don't seem to care for her apparently, but I'm glad Mineo's family is as wholesome as he is and as accommodating and bright. No one could be sad with their family around hahaha. I kinda like how they handled Ogata in the normal ending, it's nice to know that Mineo's sincerity really got through to him.
Tumblr media
Overall, I really enjoyed Mineo's route~ It was honestly pretty short but that's okay because Mineo still makes me laugh so much, he's so funny that it brightens up my mood every time I watch him and his antics lol. I also really enjoyed seeing Ichika and Mineo be this silly happy couple that is really sweet too. But I think the biggest highlight for me is seeing how much of an effect Mineo had on Kazuki and just Kazuki and Ichika's relationship in general. I always loved how Mineo helped Ichika communicate with Kazuki better, so I just love how Kazuki treats Mineo like family now, and it doesn't feel awkward at all with how they all are. Seeing Kazuki appreciate Mineo for the guy he is made me really happy for them haha. Definitely an enjoyable after story and Mineo definitely has the same happy vibe and sincerity as his original route, and the ending was so cute~
14 notes · View notes
dolliedarlin · 3 years ago
Note
Oh goodness Dollie, I hope you feel better! I think it was definitely wise to relax for that week, although your stress level is pretty high. What usually helps with your stress?
As for me I would say college has been "moderate" so about a 5/10 so far, I was feeling a little under the weather as well but I caught it before it got too bad!
thank you, darling, i'm feeling a lot better than, i just have the odd cough here and there, is all ^7^
how i handle stress is pretty boring to be honest XD i either sleep or use it to motivate me to power through the work. that or i start frantically cleaning everything, there was this one time i was really stressed that i started folding clean laundry, changed my bed sheets, cleaned the toilet and kitchen and sorted out my recycling at 1am ...it was summer exam time soo...yeah... :D oh! and music! sometimes you just need to pretend you're in a musical and dance around to some funky tunes pretending to be the main character sometimes; it helps with putting me in a good mood and that's all i need really
don't worry, my love, we've all been there, you're not the only one so we feel your pain, if there's anything i can do to help, simply ask and i'll do my best to make it better even if it's just through the screen <3 and, you know, it may be a 5/10 right now but you can make it a 10/10 with a simple change of perspective, i do it all the time!
like this morning, i had to wake up super early for an equine dissection and it felt horrible getting out of my warm bed but it felt nice to dress up comfortably for the journey there and i got to see the sunrise glow, it was really nice ^7^ i know i can get hard but you've really got this! i believe in you because i know you're motivated and are a hard worker! you're doing amazing! keep going!
3 notes · View notes