#good luck for gil and ozy!!!!

[typemoonconfessions]

[dunscaiith]

     No one asked for this but i’m going to share my thoughts anyway. 

     Medusa and Carmilla carried my ass through the early fgo game. i just started this account in March or February. I stopped ascending Medusa when I found out there would be a banner with Achilles on it and I wanted to use all my Rider materials on him instead, and as you can see, my #1 boy is all the way to 100, maxed out Fous, because I love him.

     Bedivere? Has a bitch slap like no other. Caesar? My secret weapon. I don’t know why I don’t see more talk about how amazing Caesar is. I chose to grail Bedivere instead because he has those big ooga booga Buster damage hits, but I think Caesar might be better, given skills and crits and all that. Lakshmibai? I freakin’ love watching her flip around and even though her NP hits like a wet noodle, her regular attacks are really good! 

     Sei surprised me. I call her Sei the Slayer. She is surprisingly awesome. I literally could not stand her at first because she’s so... ... ... loud and annoying. But overtime, even that grew on me. When she says Heian Beam? It’s so silly and adorable. And she mows down everything in her past. Sei the Slayer fears no Sabers. Sei the Slayer eats Sabers for breakfast.

    Cu Chulainn obviously had to be Grailed. I put him in the back with Volumen Hydrargen or whatever it’s called for every fight, and he has never failed to pull through for me. He just refuses to die, and I like that in a man. First string Lancer is obviously Romulus, though. I had to roll for him; I’m Italian, he’s basically my grandfather.

     Achilles. My love. I need no other Riders but you. His voice lines for selecting his NP, and then when he DOES his NP? I need a minute. (passes out). That GROWL at the end. Mmf. Of all FGO men, Orrie is hot for Achilles. Medusa and Mandricardo fill the back bench. I like Medusa better. Everything says Mandricardo is better but I just don’t get it. His best skill literally kills him. What is the point of that.

    I got Waver with the Free SSR ticket. Everyone said I needed him and I didn’t understand why, but now I understand, and now he’s in every single line up. People were speaking TRUTH when they said that just having him will make the game easier. Apparently, supports are just as important as damage dealers. I never knew. I just rolled Merlin on that Sunday last week when he was up, and two of him showed up. Very excited to pair him with Bedi and Romulus and my big Buster guys. And for damage dealing Casters, Medea had me THRIVING in the first few singularities, just Rule-breaker after Rule-breaker. And I have Caster Gil. I forget about him and when I use him I’m always surprised. When I need a Caster to kill things, I use Caster Gil.

    I love Franny, but I don’t understand why everyone says she’s so good. I like using her because she’s cute but she really doesn’t do too much damage. I am really looking forward to making my Penthesilea big and stronk, but honestly??? I barely use Berserkers. They’re so fragile, I just don’t see the point. I don’t know how to use them.

     And those are my thoughts. I’m F2P but I’ve had really good luck. I don’t think I’ll save too much for Castoria, since I have Waver and Merlin. What I really need is a decent Assassin so Carmilla doesn’t have to do it all herself, and a single target Rider might be nice. I don’t know if they make those. Can’t think of one besides Ozy.

     Anyway, I watch a lot of youtube videos to help me through the game and I’m having a lot of fun. Bedi, Sei, and Carmilla all have special places in my hearts as Servants that I had low expectations of who have just blown me away.

[has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong]

If you are still doing headcanons, Gil (any or all Gils), Ozy, Iskander, and anyone else you wanna add learning what strip poker is (if this hasn't been done already 😅)

Hello, anon! Thank you and dw this request hasn't been done just yet! Yes, you came just in time! I will be taking a short break soon tho.

LMAOOOOO XDD I love this request omg XDD more chaos in chaldea ensues. There will be a lotta Gilgamesh but i may lead the story from another character's P.O.V if that's ok ^^

Chaldea: Strip Poker Night

- The Chaldea Late-Nite Club. It was none other than a clandestine gathering within the canteen, in which servants would play daring games against one another and unleash their most scandalous confessions...it was the most hard-boiled, exciting arena for gossiping and drinking!

- In other words, it was Robin Hood's heaven. Slinking out of his room, with a cigarette lying lazily out of his mouth; Robin shuffles his cards as he makes his way to the canteen.

-Tonight was poker night a.k.a ROBIN HOOD NIGHT!!!

- When Robin Hood makes his way in the dead of night-with a nice pep in his step-he hopes to enjoy a nice game of cards with Billy, his favorite trio of Lancers and some of his other good friends, he is horrified to see whose gathered around the table on this particular occasion...

- "You certainly took your sweet time, mongrel. That cowboy was just elucidating us on your rather exemplary knowledge of cards!" As Billy mouths a quiet 'sorry' as he is caught in a rather painful headlock by a drunk Iskandar, Gilgamesh all but roars in Robin's face. "HURRY, YOU SHAN'T MAKE YOUR KINGS WAIT MUCH LONGER!!"

- 'Geh...of all the people to be at tonight's meeting...' What the hell was going on?! Reluctantly sitting next to an inebriated Ozymandias, who was speaking at length about his role as the sun pharaoh and his love of Nefertari to Arash (who was pretty sober); Robin Hood took an extremely deep drag of his cigarette.

- He'd be needing it, that was for certain.

- "Billy, 'fess up. What the heck's going on here?" Robin groans at the sight of the three drunk kings- Iskandar, Ozymandias and Gilgamesh- who were around his regular allies- Billy and Arash-and wonders how on earth they heard about poker night. 'So much for my fun...'

"Ah, you know. Just went for a nice drink, and this rootin'-tootin' barrage of kings followed me here when I said that I was gonna leave for some good old poker. And you know how they are. There's no stopping them..." Billy looked rather worn out.

"Who in their right mind would turn down an offer of poker, boy?!! GWAHAHAHAHA!" Iskandar was beyond wasted.

- "I see. Billy, you must've had a real tough time. You did well to survive them for so long." As they fist-bumped in solidarity, Robin Hood thrust his cards onto the table. "Leave the rest to me."

"Robin..." Billy was moved by his act of camaraderie.

- As Gilgamesh declares for them to get a move on, Robin explains the rules of poker to everyone; as he shuffles the cards. However, when he explains the concept of betting with chips; there is a great uproar.

- "How dare you assume that I would do something as pathetic as bet my funds on such a game!" Refusing to bet any money, Gilgamesh complained. "However, this game would be much too banal if we were to bet these fictional chips." He tosses the chips to the side in frustration. Gilgamesh wanted some real stakes to be tested here, not just imaginary coins!!

- Despite his suggestion, everybody is at a loss of words as to what they should gamble on instead. That is, until Iskandar comes up with a rather novel suggestion.

-He explains how during his time in the Fourth Holy Grail war, he enjoyed travelling with Waver to the store to buy new magazines. "In one particular magazine, I came upon a startling new discovery. In there, people play a game named STRIP POKER!!!" Iskandar explains the rules with gleaming eyes.

- As Robin's face pales as soon as the words are out of Iskandar's mouth (but idk why robin is ripped af); Ozymandias cheers with joy; as Gilgamesh slams his hands on the table. "I'm greatly impressed by such a suggestion, Iskandar. You truly are a great King!!!"

- Robin looks to Arash to comfort, but Arash seems well up for it. And when he points wide-eyed at the kings as he spins towards Billy- he catches Billy laughing. "Give it a go, Robin. I can't wait to see them make fools of themselves." Billy wasn't wrong there, however Robin didn't particularly want to make a pratfall against opponents as vicious as them, either!

- All in all, the game is a horrendous mess. Why on earth was Gilgamesh landing a straight flush every other turn? And why the hell was Arash almost naked by the tenth turn?!!! 'Shit...Well, we are up against people with some incredible luck...' Thanks to Robin's B+ luck stat, he was managing to hang in there, even if it was by a mere thread. Sadly, Robin had lost his entire upper layer of clothing.

- At current, Iskandar had lost only his cape...and the toga covering his lower half. Robin wasn't sure why Iskandar was so eager to remove such large pieces of clothing so early on within the game, but then again; Iskandar was quite the force of nature.

- As Billy was the youngest member of the group; he got to play as the banker who would keep a record of the bets. In other words, he didn't have to strip at all! With a wide smirk on his face, Billy basked in the glory of his lucky escape.

- Finally, Ozymandias destroys absolutely everybody's bets on a turn; and even Gilgamesh is forced to remove some of his armor. What is particularly amusing is that despite not wearing many clothes in the first place, Ozymandias has only had to remove his cape thus far.

- "Though I'm enjoying this game," Arash was still smiling despite the position he was in. "When will we stop? I'm not really up for losing all of my clothes tonight."

-'Wait, he's actually enjoying this?' Robin almost chokes on his drink. 'That Arash is one hell of a guy...'

- "FWAHAHAHA, we're not stopping until the cockerel crows! We're going until morning, mongrel. Although I highly doubt you'll last that long. Royal flush!" Gilgamesh was a man on a mission, aiming for the ultimate annihilation of everybody else.

- Overall, it is a rather fun (not for robin) and extremely competitive night that ends in none other than OZYMANDIAS' WIN!

- Somehow, Robin manages to lose in one piece, whilst Arash...well, let's not focus on that. As for Gilgamesh and Iskandar, they were now entirely topless; downing mega mugs of beer.

- 'That was a fucking nightmare.' Robin hoped that he'd never see them on poker night again.

- "You really have the devil's own luck," Billy claps Robin on the back, as he hands him back his cloak. "Your bluffs are top-notch, Robin."

"Well you know. Let's just say that I've met many tyrants in my past life..."

THE END ;3

[ardenssolis]

[I was thinking about the King’s Banquet in F.ate Zero and how I.skandar and Gil were basically tag teaming in basically calling A.rturia foolish for her dream of trying to save her kingdom, and honestly, I think if Ozy was there, he would probably tell them that none have a right to judge her based on the fact that they both chased after a dream as well -- dreams that could constitute as just as foolish. I say this primarily due to how he approaches things with C.leopatra and N.itocris. He doesn’t judge them because they both did the best they could with the cards dealt to them, and he respects them enough to not once see them as lesser rulers as a result. With A.rturia, he might tell her that he doesn’t see anything good coming from her struggles as a means of warning as some things are just meant to happen despite how painful that thought is. However, I think he would wish her luck on her journey, hoping that she comes to terms with the truth and can be at peace.]

[green-spear-of-causality]

Alright, alright, here me out...Obey Me, but its with Servants instead (like, what servants would fill the role of the Brothers)....(No, you're not allowed to take up 4/7 with the Cus)

This ask has activated my Creative Brain and I spent a good portion screeching about this so thank you for the ask Odd

Ozy or Gil would be Lucifer, but I'm leaning more towards Gil here (the Archer Gil). They're both arrogant (no brainer) and tend to distance themselves from people, but it takes a specific person to get them to loosen up a little. They both feel burdened with the weight of caring for others, their reputation ostracizing them from those around them. They both take joy in seeing others struggle (this is more Gil than Lucifer, but he punishes Mammon a lot and Gil is always mocking Cú so...yeah). When it comes to later Lessons I'd have to say Caster Gil fits his role better than Archer Gil.

Fsn Cú is Mammon, hands down. Cú's Luck is abysmal and while he genuinely tries his best he ends up in some pretty bad situations, much like Mammon does. You know how the running gag in Obey Me is for the brothers to pick on Mammon? It reminds me of Carnival Phantasm, where the gag is that Lancer dies all the time for increasingly ridiculous reasons (never thought I'd see the day where he would get killed over a pack of batteries, but here we are!). Also, whenever they do something they do it 100% of the way with little to no remorse, which admittedly is what gets them into trouble most of the time.

This one may be a bit weird, but I see either Osakabehime or Nobu (Berserker) as Levi. I say Osakabehime because of her shut-in nature, and Nobu for the slang and tendency to get jealous when others steal the spotlight. Levi's a reserved person, preferring 2D over 3D, which falls more into Osakabehime's territory than it does in Nobu's, but he says LOLOLOL and ROFL out loud often and Nobu is known for doing something similar.

Jekyll is Satan. Those two are just...so much alike that it hurts. There's more to them than it seems, and they're both (initially) the quiet type who enjoys a good book. They like debates as well, and Jekyll loves solving a challenging problem much like how Satan loves solving mysteries.

Medb is Asmo. Both are unashamed about their actions and their appearance. Seriously, they 100% have next to no shame. Both go to horny jail.

Asterios is Beel, because they're both gentle giants and need to be protected!!! They don't hesitate to protect those they care about, usually at the expense of themselves. On top of that, they beat themselves up when they fail to.

I...honestly don't know for Belphie. He's just...a piece of work. The closest I can say is Angra Mainyu, and I can't tell you why because that would be spoilers.

BONUS: Undateables (because creative brain go brrrr)

Merlin is Solomon. I don't make the rules.

Rama as Luke, potentially?? Rama hates being treated like a child and he is ferociously protective of the people he cares about.

Okay, okay, Ozy is Diavolo. Just...think about it.

Karna is Simeon. Again, I don't make the rules that's just how it goes -

I don't know who would fit Barbatos, to be honest. Someone cryptic, like Merlin, but more serious and completely loyal to the one they serve. And less whimsical.

[fuwafuwamedb]

Medb, I was dared by some friends to ask this so I apologize in advance here. Okay so in your personal opinion, who among the male servants have the best, uhm, package down there if you know what I mean? We know Gil and Ozy are definitely among them but anyone else? Also again I'm sorry in advance for this silly ask aksdjalsa

Okay... Let me think...

Lord Almighty, salvation is upon us:

Enkidu

Ivan

Goetia

Gramps (King Hassan)

Spartacus (but... are you sure you want that?)

S Rank Poles: 

Gilgamesh (it has its own glow, after all), 

Ozymandias (he laughs and stands/sits far too proudly and with his legs apart too naturally), 

Iskander 

Solomon, 

Amakuza Shirou

Cu Alter (Lots of things got bigger in that alt form)

Arthur (but good luck getting to it)

Aśvatthāman

Chiron

Romulus-Quirinus 

A Rank: 

Emiya

Cu Chulainn Caster

Asclepius

Hector 

Diarmuid 

Karna

Arjuna Alter

Fergus (but he’s wide so he’s almost S rank and his technique *chef’s kiss*)

David

Bedivere

Achilles 

Vlad 

Odysseus 

B Rank

Fionn 

Bartholomew Roberts

Arjuna

Jekyll and Hyde

Sanson (Good Technique though)

Cu Chulainn Lancer

Waver (Melloi II)

Billy the Kid

Most Knights of the Round Table (Sans Bedivere)

Yan Qing

Holmes

Moriarty

Salieri

C Rank

Phantom of the Opera

Avicebron 

Shakespeare

D Rank

Jason 

Mephistopheles

*Servants not mentioned are either uninvestigated or are too young/odd for investigating 

**These are all solely the opinion of a Medb

[producermokyo]

Can you a Drabble about Moses meeting hakuno and Arthur for the first time in the prototype singularity?

Here’s your request. Obviously it wont be like this in the actual fic since Hakuno and Gil already know who Ozy is, but I felt like writing something fun. Hope you like it!!! 

“AMUN!”Ozymandias yells at the chestnut-haired girl, pointing at her.

Mosesbrings a hand up to his face. Here we go.

The twoblonds stop, turning around.

“I.. Ithink he’s talking to you, Hakuno.” The green-eyed man whispers to the girl.

Hakuno?Is that the name her parents chose for her? What a plain name. Unfitting for a reincarnationof his son.

Hakunoturns around meeting the strange man’s eyes. Gold. His eyes are the color ofgold.

“Do youknow him, Hakuno?” The man with the reptilian eyes asks, glaring in Ozymandias’sdirection.

Hakunoshakes her head. “N-No. I’m sorry, but I think you might be mistaking me withsomeone else.” Truthfully, people mistake her for someone else more often thannot maybe it’s her face….

Ozymandiasfrowns. The old texts did say that reincarnation was not a perfect process, oneneeds to be in contract with the culture, and things from their previous lifefor their past memories to be triggered.

Nomatter, he’ll just take a different route then.

“My- er companionmay have the right idea,” Arthur begins smiling at Hakuno. “You have probablymistaken her for someone that you know.”

Thisservant is talking down to him. A moreover, he seems to be a little toofriendly with his child, as well as the snake eyed man, whose pulling her awayfrom the prince like figure.

“Let’sgo. We are wasting time.” The servant who as much as Ozymandias hates to admitit, is emanating high levels of mana. Even stronger than his own mana.

“Amun,you are a Master are you not? Are these two men your servants?”

Thatcauses the trio to stop in their tracks, the girl turning around slowly, the reptileonce again glaring in his direction.

“My intuitionwas not wrong then…” The man hisses, “You have some nerve, to approach us inbroad daylight. Perhaps you are just wishing for a quick death.”

Mosestenses up. Alright, alright, alright. Time to go bail out his brother, beforehe starts a fight in the middle of the day.

“That ismy daughter you are so carelessly touching, servant.” Ozymandias glares, at thepair of servants.

Thosegreen irises are the ones glaring at him, as he pulls his Amun behind him. “Thisgirl is not your daughter, fellow servant. You are mistaken.”

“FORGIVEUS!” That soft voices exclaims, running to catch up with Ozymandias.

“Brother…?”

“Another servant…”Arthur mutters, as Hakuno peaks over Arthur shoulder. If she being honest this boyis quite cute, with his short hair and lavender eyes.

“M-my owncompanion had too much drink this afternoon.” Moses smiles at the pair ofblonds

“I DIDNO-“ A hand covers the pharaoh’s mouth.

“Please.Forgive us. We are not looking for a fight at this very moment. In return foryour kindness I will reveal our class names.” Moses offers. A good trade if hesays so himself. Not starting a fight where there’s a lot of people around, in exchangefor class names.

“At leastyour companion has manners.” The arrogant servant taunts. “Very well, I shallallow you your lives this once. Your classes?”

“I am ofthe Caster class.” Moses mutters, “My friend here, is a Rider.”

“Ah, itall makes sense now.” That same arrogant servant mumbles.

“What areyour classes? You know our classes so it only fair we know yours.”

“You arethe ones who snuck up on us!” Arthur retorts.

“I, foronce, am in agreement with my Masters useless servant here. Why should we revealour classes, when you scared our Master first?”

Hakunopushes past her two servants, to get a closer look at both Caster, and Rider.

Ozymandiasremoves Moses’s hand from his mouth. “My Amun!” The pharaoh reaches out andtouches Hakuno’s cheek.

Arthurgrabs ahold of Ozymandias’s wrist. “You are pushing your luck, here Rider.”

“I-It’sokay.” Hakuno mutters. For some reason, she feels like the Rider won’t hurt her.“My servants are Saber, and Archer.”

“HAKUNO!”Both Gilgamesh and Arthur exclaim in unison.

Hakunoignores the Saber and Archer’s complaints. “You both should get back to yourMaster. They’ll be worried about you both.”

Asquickly as that warmth filled his hand, it’s gone his hand in mid-air as theMaster, the reincarnation of his son walks away with her two servants.

“I willwarn you both, the next time we meet I will not be so merciful.” The Archer warns,before following Saber, and Hakuno.

“Ramses!”Moses sighs once the trio is out of earshot. “Those servants are not people weshould be provoking! Especially that Archer! You felt his mana too, right?”

Nothing.No response.

“We are goingto save my Amun from those two men.” Ozymandias declares as if there’s no roomfor Moses to argue with him.

“Ramses!”Moses calls his name again, as his brother begins to walk away.

This isnot a good plan. Not at all.

“Why doeshe have to be so stubborn?!” Moses complains, out loud running after thepharaoh.

He’sgoing to talk him out of this. Even if it’s the last thing he does.

No one isthrowing their lives away meaninglessly. They’ve already done enough of that,when they were alive.

Neveragain.

[viridiansindria]

Fionn's not actually bad at all from a lore prospective though? Like stats are bs but his stats are equal or better than Cu's while under Chaldea with both of them Lancers: Fionn has greater strength, agility, constitution, luck, and np than Cu, and equal magic. Personal skill wise he has greater magic resistance as well. Cu's divinity is higher but that's only relevant against Enkidu, Ozy's temple, and Achilles invincibility.

Personal Skill wise Fionn has 2 to Cu's 3, with him having greater overall magic knowledge (Cu is better than him at Runes but only as a Caster). And then Clairvoyance is hard to say either way beyond that he could bs an Archer if you gave him strong enough equipment (he may also be able to see potential futures, and invisible beings based off the other holders but we don't know enough. Cu's skills are definitely overall better from what we've seen at least given they help make him a cockroach in and out of gameplay (and let him stall an unserious Gil for several hours).

NP wise his spear (which is a sword in actual myths) basically gives him the Bravery personal Skill at A+ (same rank as Herk), auto attacks without him needing to do anything, and functions as a water cannon. Gae Bolg's throw version is weaker than MaL's water cannon function, and while the close range version is great as Emiya repeatedly demonstrates in Fsn as long as you don't let him finish making the pose and saying its name or retreat outside of its 30 meter range you're fine. And then while you can quibble about his thumb and healing waters ranks as NPs they're still really good.

Hell he even wins the Third Fuyuki Grail War (or somehow loses to Amakusa in Apo timelines).

Fionn's problems aren't that he's weak. Its that he's just there for Diarmuid cuck jokes with the exception of Titoria's interlude and JP New Year's 2019. Which isn't helped at all by his gameplay being a broken mess that only becomes decent after multiple buffs.

Trouble with Woman is literally the greatest example of this as rather than give him God or Mystic Slayer like Scathach and Raikou he gets a nonexistent joke skill about how shit he is with women (when that only applies to Grainne). The My Room dialouge accidentally lampshades it as the reason Medb wouldn't fuck him is because he spends all their time talking about how amazing his first two wives were (well that and he just doesn't like her pretty face or no).

Its like if instead of focusing on her personal philosophy, knightly conduct, or struggles with being a king 99% of anything involving Artoria is just jokes about how Lancelot fucked Guinevere.

His only hope is getting pitied by Nasu, or Sakurai and even then its unlikely that they'll make him an Arts Caster better or equal to Tamamo and Gil, and his other options are Arts Archer and Saber. He has no fans because he's mostly "look at the guy Diarmuid cucked!" and "Hey Diarmuid, try not to cuck x eh?" which makes him disliked by Diarmuid fans, those who don't care aren't interested since he's devoid of much substance, leaving those few who love the cuck jokes, those who like him because they're interested in him showing off more (lore), and those who are interested because of his myths.

And as he barely has any fans -> he won't reappear and get a better role in an event or story chapter -> without reappearing he won't gain more fans -> leaving him trapped in the mire of Finn McCuck -> repeat.

Or the alternative cycle: He's not good in gameplay ->Bad spook I wanted Karna/Bradamante/insert gold lancer here -> I hate Fionn -> Fionn is unpopular-> Fionn is left behind as a janky mess and can only receive piecemeal fixes until he's finally usable -> But Insert Lancer here can do ABC better! -> He's not good in gameplay -> Repeat

Either that or Moriyama really wants to draw older black haired bearded Fionn and Nasu or Sakurai love it enough to add him.

I really like Fionn Mac Cumhaill.

I wanna learn more about his original legends. Like this dude’s clearly got some sort of water shtick in all his attack animations and I’ve got no idea what that’s about.