#good luck chief 🫡

[eddiespornstache]

it won’t be tonight because eddie has to figure out that his desires don’t make him evil and awful and deserving of being put down like a dog before he can even start to consider what the scope of his desires might be

[shalomniscient]

hmm. modern!au photographer!ei x model!reader x editor!yae. ei is still obsessed with eternity and creating a ‘timeless’ shot, yae is a ceo and editor in chief hungry for a new covergirl for her magazine. unfortunately you are stuck in between these 2 freaks as their chosen muse. good luck soldier 🫡🫡🫡

[pewmep]

ED TOILET HACKS

we’re all gonna experience it at once point or another, constipation is smth so many ppl with ed’s deal with and these are some of my favorite tips and foods to help yall out

Drink coffee (obviously)

Laxatives (obviously)

Increase fiber

Raise your knees above your hips and lean forward while pushing

Stay hydrated to soften stool

Take a stool softener

Nicotine (don’t start vaping, but for those who do try chiefing nonstop)

When you can feel your stool about to come out but it’s stuck, using a clean hand try inserting your finger into your v@g and press down, stool will slide out (my go to method when everything else fails)

Helpful foods

dried dates

prunes

broccoli

oats

pears

apples

whole grain

fiber 1 bars (70 cal each and 6g dietary fiber)

Good luck everyone 🫡

[zzencat]

Hey guys!! Have been busy w personal readings lately so when I finish, I’ll hop right onto the asks. Thank you so much for waiting and those who’ve requested for paid readings as well!! You guys are the gas to my car and the warmth to my meals 🙂‍↕️👊🔥

Also if school has started for you, good luck chief🫡🫡 mine boutta start next week

[lixenn]

Progress report

Still no update folks, sorry 🥹 I have actually written some more but not enough for a full chapter, but I think I might manage to post tommorow (which kinda depends on how busy I am with it being easter and all).

Hoooowever, I went on a walk a few hours ago and did some productive daydreaming (my favourte pastime) which means that I have managed to scrap together some ideas and scence for a new story involving Chief & co!!!

Yay~✨✨

I have written the barest of outlines that you will ever come across which is actually a huge accomplishment for me, so *pats myself on my shoulder* good job me!

Again this is currently just some scenes and plotlines, nothing really concrete but it is something to start with so I hope this will be going somewhere.

...

(I'll need to do so much worldbuilding and research and characterizations *stares of into the distance and freezes in horror* I'll need to give my MC an actual name... )

Yeah, there's much work to be done in the future. Wish me luck 🫡

[lixenn]

I'm sneaking in here once again to mention that Chief is bi so therefore it's technically possible for him to be romanced BUT! Chief also has horrible taste in women (no I will not elaborate) so yes... good luck with that 🫡

Day 25♡: Community

Yaaaaaay! I'm done!! My idea was to create a fake otome game cover using khr male ocs as the love interests! Also made a fake screenshot with Dan who is not a love interest. [I like thinking discourse dissolves amount fans about this... :) one side demands he becomes one because he's so hot and relatable the other side is like "HELLO? He is gay and has not one but TWO boyfriends!!!"] Chief Daniele Costa belongs to @lixenn

Anyway tagging in order of character drawn along with their creator: Murakami Ichiro belonging to @melonchanverse , Hibari Naoya belonging to @cloudvaria (note: this is not mainline TYL! Naoya design!) , Ai Kai belonging to @mimiruku (note: I gave him this hair...I thought him looking like a reverse Dino hair style wise would be funny.), Yorimitsu Yui belonging to @einsatzzz , Sergey Shouta belonging to @eternitas , and last but not least Tristam Cavalieri belonging to @myrmyrtheorca (note: this is the TYL! Design Myell made for me for this fake otome cover! It may not be canon.)

Under the cut is the info regarding the fake otome!!

Fake Otome Game title:

Love ≠ Life: Dance With Darkness

[Fake] synopsis: Sasagawa Kyoko has lived a relatively normal life despite her older brother being the sun guardian for the Neo-Vongola. Kyoko tries not to think too much about this or the fact his boss and her old classmate, Sawada Tsunayoshi, distanced himself from her after middle school.

However not long after the Neo-Vongola separates from Vongola, Kyoko finds her life becoming much more dangerous very quickly. Will these new experiences lead to a fruitful love or will it lead to her death?

Some things I thought of for this:

Yui: FIRST OF ALL HE IS STILL MARRIED!!! Just "separated" and he cries and is so broken up about his wife potentially leaving him and he'll be homeless. Kyoko comes across him living in a cardboard box with a tin can to collect change... he used to live across from his actual house but his neighbors called the cops because "some homeless guy is panhandling!" So now he's in the park where Kyoko comes across him.

[Good End] Yui and Kyoko form a friendship where Kyoko listens to Yui's heartaches and gives him advice to get back with his wife. They go to a bar where Yui drinks and Kyoko sips juice.

[Bad End] Yui and Kyoko fall for each other but can not be because Yui is homeless and still with his wife. He leaves Kyoko's apartment that he had stayed at and now lives under a bridge. His wife hears he was staying at another woman's house and divorces him. Yui is back to being harassed by cops but it's fine because Kyoko brings him food and blankets...It's so cold under the bridge...

[TRUE END] Kyoko's friendship and good cheer leads to Yui reconciling with his wife!! He's back in the house and everything!!! Kyoko feels happy for Yui but also a bit sad. Will she find love? Well at least she found a dear friend...

Tw: cheating scumbag incoming. General mistreatment as well. Pregnancy mention at the end of the Kai portion.

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Kai: THERE ARE NO GOOD ENDS WITH KAI. Either ("good" end) you as Kyoko get in a relationship with him where he constantly cheats and goes "you made me because I needed more attention." Or (true end) these two dated a bit and you left him because of the cheating but it hurts still to see him around town with five girls clinging to him simultaneously. Or (bad end) where it's the same as "good" except now Kyoko is pregnant. 😀

Ngl, the others feel like you can actually romance them with typical otome scenarios happening, so I'll stop here!!

[raainberry]

sorry for the delay dinner caught up with me. i havent been asked to conjugate shit since 6th grade but letsgo💀

1. In a sentence, subjonctif would be :

- “Il faut que tu marches avec nous.”

- “Elle veut que vous soyez les meilleurs de l’équipe.”

- “Je pense pas qu’ils aient faim.”

but like wdym distinguish? bc the only thing i can think of to differentiate the two would be the fact that you only use Subjonctif when there’s a doubt about whether or not you’ll do something, while Indicatif you use it when you’re certain.

Like : “Je voudrais que Twice reviennent en France.” - Subjonctif, we’re not sure, we wish/want them to come back.

vs.

“Twice sont venues en France.” - Indicatif, they did come, we are sure of the action.

2. Passé Composé is pretty easy it’s like always the verbs we call ✨auxiliaires✨ “être” and “avoir” in present tense, followed by another verb in its “associated” past tense.

So basically like “suis” “es” est” etc… and “ai” “as” “a” etc… followed by a verb we call ✨participe passé✨

Said participe passé always ends in -é (if its an -er verb), -i (if its an -ir verb) and if it’s anything else then good luck👍

no but really the rest is usually 3rd group verbs so like -u for -oir and -dre verbs, except for like Prendre (-is) et Atteindre (-t) but idk if yall saw that word.

ex: “Tu as pris” “Vous avez atteint.”

In a sentence it would be :

- “J’ai mangé tout à l’heure.”

- “Elle est partie sans nous.”

- “Nous sommes allés au cinéma.”

‼️ when you use the auxiliaire “être”, dont forget to add -e when the subject is a girl(s) or considered a girl, and/or -s when the subject is plural

3. Again, idk how to distinguish but my best guess is that Imparfait is used when describing something you were doing in the past, like an action you can’t really time-limit, while Passé Composé the action is finished and done.

Like : “Dahyun parlait beaucoup pendant le concert.” - Imparfait, the action was done in the past + she talked multiple times during the concert so you cant time-limit the action.

vs.

“Jihyo a parlé français au début du concert.” - Passé Composé, the action was done in the past + she only talked once in french so you can time-limit the action: it is done and finished.

A text in Imparfait would look like : “Je mangeais mon dîner lorsque quelqu’un a toqué à la porte. Je suis allée ouvrir et c’était le voisin. Il avais besoin de sucre.”

4. i cant help without the book nor the chapter so good luck chief🫡

5. same thing, but if you have them in advance we can do something about it

6. vocabulary is fun, i cant make you memorize them but i can teach you their equivalent in alternative french💀

7. hopefully you dont forget anything during the exam

hope that helps, tell me if you didnt get anything or if you need me to make the exemples all about twice maybe it could help more with the language👍 n e ways like we say here : tkt tu vas dead ça chacal ;)

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