#does the sex get freaky and involve cameras? yes

[shalomniscient]

hmm. modern!au photographer!ei x model!reader x editor!yae. ei is still obsessed with eternity and creating a ‘timeless’ shot, yae is a ceo and editor in chief hungry for a new covergirl for her magazine. unfortunately you are stuck in between these 2 freaks as their chosen muse. good luck soldier 🫡🫡🫡

[sugar-petals]

SuperM as Subs

↪ A/N. UGH these guys have me fucking spiraling. very excited to bring you this, please indulge 👀

○ warnings ⚠️ 18+, dom/sub, kinks galore, gender-neutral dom!reader

3.5k words | bullet points | this is all over the place there is so much to say i—

⌈ ten

— motto: kitten has ‘ten’ in it, but so does intense.

wowza honey

best choke out you’ll find

the stamina, too, oh lord. ten can handle a lightning fast riding without blowing up in two minutes

all while you choke him

with a waist harness on and ankles bound

bondage looks so good on him; he’s flexible and enduring. imagine a hogtie... art. 

such a beautiful man.

literally, rope marks, imagine that

we need to talk about his pain threshold as well there

things that have other guys screaming are a mere tickle to him

i can’t emphasize enough how lucky you’ll be. this fella does not have to be trained much. experience? abundant. talent? more than vast. he knows precisely how far he can go with what kind of kink. that is invaluable.

and now, the most mind-blowing part. stress: he encourages you to take it all out on him. in his mind, that’s an extra treat and a promise he gets it raw how he loves it. 

your satisfaction is his fuel, as is seeing you unwind. 

the whole progression from heavy beginnings to breathless ends

the boy needs you to go, for the lack of a better word, buck-wild

so yes, ten is your number one (pun intended) address for all things messy. he asks you to hatefuck him, you spoil him with it.

the sheer masochism of him

are you kidding me

listen i’m not a fan of the sin concept but in this case... you can sin all you want with him

tl;dr: angry sex is his thing. strong emotions. guts will be rearranged.

about the elephant in the room: yeah, this guy can bust some extraterrestrial, dazzling, sexy as hell moves

that means one thing. contortionism. you can bend him into every position you desire and fuck him like that. he’s petite but don’t worry. your babe’s strong

in fact, you can sit on his face and get one ferocious rimming daily

things will get wet wetter wettest

surprise surprise vice versa he likes his own ass filled with plugs and vibrators

the type that buzzes him into a delirium while you slap him. with his neck turning red and those pretty almond eyes going wide. 

they do hold the universe. he’s just so enthralling.

btw. talking about toys. having a fleshlight ready to make him moan and ruin his orgasm is a veeery good idea.

chances are you will draw cute english or thai interjections from him

in return, you can call him your prince and kiss him all over for aftercare. he’s no different, thinking of you as someone figuratively and literally noble to him. he’s thankful you fulfill his greatest sexual dreams. it’s true, you’ll really worship each other.

he’ll do his little mona lisa smile and doze off in your lap...

sub!ten is just priceless okay

10/10

i need a moment

⌈ kai

— motto: local strip club found bankrupt.

oh mY GOD nini

he knows how it’s done

did he go to sub school or something

you’ll find him at the stove around 6:30 AM in his apron

making you breakfast pretty much butt naked otherwise

flustered and sexy butler kim right at your service

looking very sculpted

dancing a little, as usual, he’s getting into it

in other words, you’re sure to get those eggs fried well

now, besides his skimpy clothing and waiter allure

kai as a submissive is almost definite to be an epitome of organization. he’s just good at it. period. lube and protection are always in the house.

you do your part doing maintenance for toys and cracking the occasional whip but really i mean... as the great oh sehun once said... never don’t mind about a thing when jongin gets the chance to put something in order

so lean back — kai is a service sub. he’s the type who wants to break a sweat for you

and have that very visible because he doesn’t own clothes anyway. well, well.

something more about organization

fucking according to a schedule sounds about right

you have it all planned out with a special calendar book just for that purpose

but don’t believe he’ll be boring and hyper-structured beyond that

kai is the precise opposite of dull as a lover but that’s a huge duh

he has both the acute sense of bashful romance and strong erotic feelings that come with a regular eyebrow wiggle

he likes to provoke the wild animal in his partner

reckless abandon

kai is 100% guaranteed to make you let out the beast. he enjoys feeling you go all out and grip him, pin him. everything hands-on is good.

grinding and gyrating is always part of sex. hell, even floating and flying. fuck gravity.

you need a certain level of dexterity. and hey if you don’t, you will pick it up from him in a solid minute

what i’m trying to say is that it won’t happen that the two of you rub against each other in the sheets like two blocks of wood (even when going into aftercare!). it will be fluid, ever-moving, energetic right and left with the mattress creaking all over the damn place

sex with jongin is one thing for sure: fucking fast. he won’t mess up his tempo if you know what i mean. the two of you will be thrusting and moaning until complete fatigue sets in

he whines a lot i’m telling you

it’s the surefire way to know kai is into it, being genuinely vocal is one of his best qualities as a sub

besides handling any rough pace 

this guy will have you sneaking into his gym room and have a quickie on the next best workout bench

and lord knows what else. 

the bathroom is another destination. wet!kai, the yearning romeo, is an image you won’t forget

prepare to get your hands on all of that

he’s gonna melt right into ya

and that is sub!kai for you

⌈ taeyong

— motto: vanilla? hardly heard of her.

to use an nct pun: the options are— limitless.

and another: you’re signed up for a... long flight.

and you’re gonna be the: boss

who gives it to him

and i’m warning you

he’s shy about it but

taeyong is simply insatiable. take his kinky reputation at face value.

what doesn’t he do

the softest softcore (feathers to tease him) to the hardest hardcore (edge play, hallelujah), the whole spectrum without any efforts for transitions

so you guessed it, a normal bedroom really won’t do.

neither does a standard dom

but since you’re knee deep into taeyong — go figure, you’re reading this — news flash you likely aren’t one

plug in all of your toys and cameras for date night. he needs his good dose of lube-dripping fantasy, homemade with a bunch of latex thrown into the mix

yeah i know that will escalate quickly

he wears it well i’m telling you

and also greatly enjoys you donning it for friday evening

it will frustrate him to the max which is a sight to see indeed

no other sub in super m gets harder boners over latex. that’s how it is. he’s just so drawn to the material and how much authority it gives you in particular

noona/oppa kink incarnate

hell, even daddy/mommy

he calls you that when you are forehead to forehead and catching your breath

because man these orgasms are going to get you so high, bodies gently intertwined

and very, very drenched

not just skin-wise

so let me underline this

your dear taeyong, no matter how innocently he can blink at you, gets his daily nutrient intake from cum. 

what fancy-schmancy protein shake is he interested in other than yours like literally none

put him on a leash together with baekhyun and you have two salivating, ultra dirty boys

so ready to please and swallow everything up

taeyong is a handsome handful

you’ll be horny 24/7

or 23/7 maybe because aftercare

where we revert back to adorable yong. he clings to you a lot, you nuzzle him all the time, the affection is off the charts

he’s pouty and sweet, smiling to himself

holding him tight gives him a big sense of security. 

safe to say he wants everybody to know he belongs to you in terms of PDA, too

it’s not restricted to domestic intimacy and sexual aftermath

taeyong truly has the perfect ratio of freaky and soft

god worked hard on him

⌈ lucas

— motto: when bigger is better, things get wetter...

ready for take off are we 

yukhei is one flirty crackhead you’ll love it

teasing will go back and forth

there might even be play fights and wrestling involved. messing around on sofas and carpets, you know the deal. things won’t get too rowdy, he’s being his 6′ baby self and you don’t want to use your whole bag of tricks yet vice versa

lucas eventually lets you win anyways

and acts like he’s lethally injured ffs

he’s an aquarius don’t come for him they roll that way

in comes the patient-doctor roleplay. yep that’s how the story goes

and you sure as hell get to take care of um

luke’s big lightsaber

alright

it’s throbbing a bit too much and needs medicine

so think of yourself as a jedi master training your disciple.

read: edging the living soul out of him. 

rough handjobs are just perfect

as is going on a rodeo trip getting the guy to tame those bucking hips with a lil punishment here and there. and with punishment i mean tickling even when he is close to orgasm

uh-oh

wong yukhei is a cutie pie but he has just about a bucket of cum for you spilling all over the place

he might get a lil embarrassed about it, that’s the sweetest thing

cleaning it up will be his greatest pleasure

so

ready for subby lucas yet?

he’s juicy

so what else do we have... 

(besides that he sounds like harry styles is dubbing him and that voice is going to turn you on so hard)

if his dominant doesn’t have an ounce of a muscle and biting kink that’s, how to put it, a missed opportunity

just licking him and leaving marks everywhere just has to be the biggest feast in history. you have him parade around sleeveless just to see the hickeys on his arms. 

and you don’t have to be frugal. it has to scream mine mine mine. yes, xuxi has some arm sensitivity going on. he needs your mouth on him doing chaotic stuff that leaves his jaw hanging open. to the point of you eating your brunch off his chest and shoulders.

there i said it 

breakfast with yukhei is cancelled. it’s breakfast on yukhei

as for positions: things are usually more chill and standard. just how much missionary will there be, you’ll lose count. he’s good at it. lucas has the condensed passion of ten people, it will be more arousing than you’d think. it’s also a good pause to your usual activities, you both get a chance to um take a breath

if he feels cocky, wong brathei likes to lift you up during sex and here we go again with a staring contest... which ends with a bright smile and kissing 

what did you expect

always remember this one thing. in his big himbo brain only one thought floats around and that. is. his. love. for. you.

a whipped boy

he’s irreplaceable.

patient xuxi reports speedy recovery

⌈ mark

— motto: good boys go to heaven after debuting a couple times more

sirs and sirettes, mark lee.

what did you think the “m” in super m stands for? mario, man, massive, market, model?

nope

SuperMark is what keeps the planet spinning

now here it goes

let’s get one assumption out of the way first

you’d think he fucks how he talks but you’ll be surprised

everything’s slow slow slow

the pace is very casual for someone who raps and thinks that fast

mark is just too friggin’ cute

a blushy cupcake

innocent and always curious what you’re up to

just perfect for all sorts of gentle dominance

you can reassure him when he gets nervous which happens every now and then

and put him into soft sweaters and blankets when he feels cold

maybe even building a pillow fort and just caressing him ad nauseam literally for minutes on end.

tousling his hair would be adorable beyond belief

the same goes for giving him cheesy pet names

or feeding him sweets

you can bet chocolate is his favorite. 

but it’s not just all about pampering him

keen how he is you can expect a lot of gestures of attention from mark, like carefully selected presents and foot massages

there’s a real gentleman at your hands.

a gentlemark

he might have come up with that himself 

you bet there will be lots of humor involved mark just can’t do serious sex

his intellect is yeahhh... superhuman

as much as his heart is squishy for you.

it’s hard out there. this world is tough

but mark is a safe haven to return to and have wholesome hours in bed with

30% sex, 70% aftercare.

you think that’s impossible? look into his puppy eyes and tell me all you’ll do won’t be spooning

it’s an art form and mark is just too inviting not to do a brush stroke on the canvas. 

and after you’re done spooning things are back to more caressing

a smooch left, a smooch right

for the 30% he might need a bit of outside support because his inner perfectionist compels him

so he’ll text johnny at 4:30 in the morning with urgent questions

because his mind is racing and he promised to wake you up with a set of spicy stuff

sex veteran johnny will calmly explain it to mark but also keep it short and simple

because man how early can someone text you 

and mark appreciates a crisp how-to that he won’t forget

even when you are chest to chest feeling each other’s breath and his brain almost shuts down

at the end of the day...

you say hey canada lemme get my hands on those big thighs of yours and ding ding his pants are off. he responds so easily to guidance

and his dancing skill always helps to get groovy with you

so

bust down markiana

you’re that bitch and you know it

⌈ baekhyun

— motto: you and me, relax and ch...oking

leader on the streets 

screamer in the sheets

even the most peace-loving, noise-sensitive neighbors are going to dig the things that come out of his mouth as caused by you

just how good are his lungs

imagine him making audios for you. yes, god is real.

you just hit the lotto

the things his mouth can do 

byun baekhyun is a synonym of oral fixation when will merriam webster admit it

if there’s one person in super m who can nail the picture perfect drooling ahegao face without hesitation it’s him

he will pleasure you with his tongue so vigorously

that level of spit blowing will haunt you

and the slurpi—

THE NOISES. we can’t talk about the noises. nope, nope. the noises are not meant to be described to this world. 

you’ll suffer from incurable lust once you picture it

you know what his voice can cause

that would trigger a mass hysteria

anyway. moving on. 

baeks is the type to appreciate a mix of cheek-on-cheek cuddling and getting his brains banged out

you can toss him around, grab him by the hair, fuck him absolutely stupid

while also kissing his forehead and playing with the hair at the nape of his neck. as if he doesn’t want you enough already this will have baekhyun needy for so long

he’s the king of slutty behavior

and making both of you crack up with mid-sex jokes about who knows what, suho’s butt mole or something

he’s just too hilarious. on the other hand he likes being creative and concentrated

in his free time you’ll probably find him reading erotic stories, sketching sexy stuff (i.e., well, you) in a journal, or even a manual to the kamasutra. it gets him all hot and bothered to the point where he can’t stop being chatty about it.

baekhyun’s arousal always first manifests as a wave of words or texts 

your part of the equation is distilling the essence of said texts and getting to work on that perky body of his

and praise him plenty. baekhyun loves a lot of verbal affirmations and you’re glad to shower him with it.

kink-wise: he really has a gazillion ideas to try

costumes, gags, whips, pet play, sounding, collars, semi-clothed sex, cock rings, suspensions, you name it

as the cherry on top, a three- and fourway could be part of your routine for sure. 

that being said he might have a few dicks in him physically or mechanically because geez bacon loves fucking machines and dildos

he is 100% ready to embark on one hell of an anal odyssey

how much he can stretch out you can probably guess. and he’ll make jokes about it either way to turn you on

you’ll be certain to exhaust and stuff your lil’ darling to the brim but i’m telling you what you already know

he’s gonna be the happiest ahegao boy in the world

and throw peace signs when you take pictures of him fucked out

that’s byunbaek for you. one of a kind

a subby gem

⌈ taemin

— motto: 500 points to slytherin! 

this is what you’ve been waiting for i know I KNOW

red carpets out for the sensual sub king and nation’s p.r.e.t.t.y. boy

the international bombshell blonde

a bdsm luminary

DEITY

now, listen. 

some erotic feats are truly hard to execute

but there is always one guy who’s the exception 

and his name is lee taemin

no matter how unrealistic or complex your imagination of sex with him is

with this man, most of it can become real

effortlessly

because he’s a) an open-minded lover b) rich enough to rent ten dungeons — per hour and c) closest to perfection we as a human race have ever come 

taemin is a pro at bringing all kinds of your and his fantasies to life. that’s why it’s important that you sit down to talk about how your intimate encounters could look like every other week

primarily, as far as his taste is concerned

we’ve all heard about his tales of creepypasta romance

literally he’s been an idol for so long and still comes up with new baffling ideal type stories

so according to those

he wants to be run over by you and thinks that’s hot,,, but i say... we stick to flipping him over... like on a bed,,, no car involved

this pal is macabre you have to be an embodiment of the law to rein him in

police roleplay much. arrest this provocateur!

furthermore and on a lighter note

besides being jailed

lo and behold, chained up and decked out in lace, draped on a lip-shaped art sofa is how he feels the most in his element

add a mask and a corset 

just how glamorous is he

this guy has mastered all techniques of drawing you in with the most elaborate seduction. 

tremendous!

including dance: for your eyes only. 

prepare to have your loins set on fire.

because within the 4 walls of your home his every move will be pure danger loaded with sexuality. it would be even more of a public menace than he already is when performed in front of a crowd

keep those handcuffs ready officer

because it is your mission to stop that guy 

the more restraints the better

put five harnesses on him i don’t care as long as it contains him

and once that’s done

taemin likes to be stimulated and teased with you running silk fabric all over his body

he also enjoys you creating artistic pin-up-esque photography of him

with sultry eyes and puckered lips

and no worries. taemin will put his plump lips to good use elsewhere, too. all. over. the. place. servicing his dominant is an honor.

and those moans will be like a melody.

the literal only weak spot he has

is to kiss and tell. taemin gets carried away in conversation and feels pride when the topic switches to you. so... if you lick his earlobe and call him your slave, jongin knows the very next day and finds it very entertaining. 

taemin won’t deliberately spill the beans in a group chat but one-on-one with a close friend? he’s too excited not to talk about your chemistry and lets some juicy details slip if he can’t control himself.

taemin requires a dom/me who’s definitely not insecure and wants others to know who’s boss.

on the flipside, if you enjoy voyeurism? he is your man. it’s a matter of perspective entirely.

so to speak — even his weakness is a strength.

that’s all you need to understand about him

in sum: you got yourself quite an ace 

taem will press your number and you’ll have no sorrow in the world.

we truly are blessed by his existence

peace out

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X-Men Series Film Review

Welcome back to “Bren rambles about a movie/tv series.” So I just spent the past three days watching the main X-Men movies and while watching I wrote down my thoughts and what came to mind when watching the movies. Spoiler Warning(duh) for the X-Men movies. Also trigger warning because I do talk about homophobia and conversion camps.

X-Men

As the woman is talking about how mutants can be scared to revel themselve because they could be met with hostility and violence, I find this as a parellel to gay marriage and how LGBTQ+ are scared to come out because they won’t be accepted. Mutants are scared to say they’re mutants of fear of being put to death; LGBTQ+ people are scared to come out in fear of being met with violence or judgement(some places you can be put to death for being gay.

“We should decide if parents want their kids to be in school with mutants.” Sounds the same as “Do you want your child to go to the same school as a gay person? Do you want to be in the bathroom with a girl who has a dick?(in the context of conservatives who don’t want transgender people to use the bathrooms they identify with because “their genitals don’t match)”

Speaking of gay: Eric and Charles

Wolverine got anger issues

Wolverine adopting a young girl with mutant powers, how many times is this going to happen? At least twice.

Rouge really got the shortest end of the stick with the mutant gene.

Give Rouge a male love interest that will inevitably die by her hand, that’s what I’m assuming.

Jean Gray is going to be Wolverine’s love interest, calling it now

Mystique’s costume always bugs me because she’s essentially naked. Like, the directors were like “She must wear no clothes.” “That’s not practical-” “Men will eat it up. The sex appeal, yes. Because women can never have practical costume design.”

Scott looks like he’s played by the main dude in the Sonic Movie(I was right!)

Can Magneto bend the iron in people’s bodies?

“You never use your power against another mutant.” How long is that going to last?

Dad Logan is the best Logan.

The Train Splitting scene shows how powerful Magneto is but didn’t Charles tell Wolverine that Magneto can control metal. Wouldn’t Wolverine have the knowledge, “Hey using my METAL claws against a METAL bender might not be a good idea.”

Kinda figured he would want Rouge, a mutant who can literally kill someone with touch is definitely something the big bad would want.

Magento could just metal bend Charles’ wheelchair.

So Magento’s plan is to turn everyone into mutants, right?

Charles explained it more and it sounds like Terragensis from Agents of Shield with the crystals. Some come out of it with powers, others will crumble to dust.

What powers the cortex that makes it so Charles goes into a coma? Like how does the liquid get into his brain for that to happen?

Yes Jean, it is a perfect idea to put the helmet that put Charles into a coma on your head. Nothing will go wrong.

Mystique really only has like five lines in this whole movie. She really is just supposed to be eye candy.

Of course classic shapeshifter double, who’s who scene. Probably going to be resolved with Jean Gray knowing which one is the real Logan.

The fight scene isn’t that well shot but it is 2000 so

I don’t remember there being a big museum when I visited the Statue of Liberty

I doubt Mystique will stay dead.

Again they thought it would be a good idea to send Wolverine, the man with METAL CLAWS to help fight a METAL BENDER.

Nice of Magneto to put Cyclops and Jean right next to each other face to face.(Director: They’re a couple they must face each other so one can kill the other)

Yep, knew Mystique couldn’t stay dead

Why did they try and have Jean and Logan have a weird semi romance set up when Jean is dating Scott

They gave Charles a plastic wheel chair for when he visited Magneto. Ha, that’s funny.

Plastic isn’t that durable, it would be easy to break Magneto out

X2

Nightcrawler!

The fights scenes have improved, but they’re using a lot of wire rigging

Alan Cummings played NightCrawler. Knew he looked familiar.

Let’s have Wolverine follow a wolf even though wolves are wolverine's natural predators.

Watch the president be a mutant

Dad!Logan

Still painting it that Logan and Jean could possibly end up together. No thanks.

I see they didn’t change Mystique’s costume design. Is she going to say more than five lines in this movie?

Government wants to pass an act to detain and control all mutants, goes and raids a school filled with mutants, and then is SURPRISED when the mutants retaliate. “Oh we don’t want to start a war” THEN LEAVE THEM ALONE. Of course they’re not going to leave them alone because what isn’t normal scares them and must be dealt with no matter what.

Getting even more parallels between mutants and LGBTQ+. Striker wanted his son cured of the mutant gene but was ultimately upset when Charles’s school couldn’t do that. It’s similar to how when people come out to their parents, their parents send them to conversion camps to “Cure” them because they think being gay is an illness. 

Bobby don’t get horny, it will only end badly

I asked the question if Magento could bend the iron in people’s blood in the last movie. The answer is yes. Yes he can.

Bobby’s parents “Have you tried not being a mutant.” Gives more LGBTQ parreles “Have you tried being straight?” “Have you tried being your assigned gender?”

An officer shooting a white guy? Unrealistic.

Welp Bad guys and good guys team up to save Charles.

Jean and Logan kissed. Here’s my shocked face. #TeamScott.

But seriously, I hate how the main dude must have romantic interactions with the main girl. It’s never the main dude has romantic interactions with a minor(minior in the sense of not that important to the plot) girl, Storm is right there with no love interest. Pair Logan up with her, that way we aren’t running an already established romance, But nooooo, Hollywood loves to have love triangles.

Mystique changing into Jean, making out with Logan, and then changing into a bunch of different girls makes me uncomfortable.

But again, “All women who have the potential to be a love interest must kiss the main dude” now we wait for Storm to give Logan a smooch.

Female Wolverine!

Magneto had his own secret agenda? Who would have thought?

Bobby’s going to come in clutch with freezing the water

Why does Jean need to go and stop the water? Bobby has control over ice, he can stop it.

Man I really feel bad for Scott. 

But I’m miffed because it’s the classic female character dies to further male character’s development.

Oh look Jean’s alive, not surprise. Is she going to be the villain of X-men 3?

I couldn’t watch X-Men 3 because it wasn’t available on any sites but reading the wiki synopsis I was right on her being a bad guy(MY BOY SCOTT GOT MURDERED!). Upset Charles died but he was old and the mentor figure so he kinda had it coming.  On to the prequels. 

X-Men-First Class

So Charles met Mystique first. And her name is Raven. Wonder what caused their split. I just hope they weren’t romantically involved

Poor Erik, really giving him a tragic backstory

James Macavoy!

Raven and Charles call each other siblings! Oh this is going to hurt more.

Excuse me while I get distracted by Vegas women.

But also did the CIA woman plan to sneak in as a showgirl. Because who would wear lingerie under work clothes unless she planned for this(or planned to get freaky later). I mean it’s Vegas so maybe she was prepared.

Emma Frost is a telepath and can crystalize her body. Not what I was expecting with the last name Frost but I also find it odd that her two mutations don’t intersect with each other. Telepathy and crystallization have nothing in common, so the only explanation is that she got both genes from her parents. It would have to be rare since males are usually the ones to pass the gene to their kids.

Azazel. I’m guessing is Nightcrawler's dad. He and Mystique will get romantically involved and have Nightcrawler. He’ll get the blue skin from his mom but the mutant gene from his dad.

Ok I’m miffed about the costume design again. It’s London and it’s raining and they decided to have Raven and the CIA woman wear SHORTS! They’ll be freezing their asses off all so you can have some leg candy? What’s so appealing about knees? Nothing. It’s always been women’s costume designs that have to be appealing, not practical.

If Charles can’t be involved with Mystique, then he’ll have to get involved with Moira?(I don’t know if I heard her name correctly, the CIA lady). Because all male characters MUST have a romantic love interest(sarcasm)

That one CIA dude, he’s a real one.

So the dude that killed Erik’s mother, is also a mutant. 

How is Erik trending water and controlling metal? Nevermind, he’s drowning

Charles saves Erik! And thus the ship is born. “Erik, you’re not alone.”

Hank Mcoy. They zoomed in on Mystique when he was looking at her. Reading the camera angles...oh please don’t have another romantic set up.

They did the Spiderman/MJ framing with Hank upside down and Mystique very close to his face. Yep, they’re setting up a romance between them that will ultimately go nowhere because again, Mystique will do the do with Azael to get Nightcrawler.

Hank and Mystique have only known each other for like five minutes and they’re already having a picnic on top of a rocket. I hate how romance moves so fast in movies.

And Mystique was going to kiss him. Just...no

Erik, right after he walks in on Hank and Mystique’s picnic: If I looked like you, I wouldn’t change a thing. 

Are they really trying to set up a love triangle between Hank, Mystique and Erik? I know Magneto and Mystique's relationship in the first three movies is close, but that sentence just makes it sound like Erik is jealous.

“Are you sure we can’t shave your head.” “Don’t touch my hair”. I mean he’s going to lose it eventually.

I love the mutant finding montage. Especially the Wolverine cameo

My mom just informed me that the bad bad is played by Kevin Bacon so that’s what I will refer to him as since I can’t remember his name.

These recruited mutants aren’t going to last long. They’ve got the youthful team up energy, they will be the “First Class” hence the name, but we probably won’t see them again after this movie.

Charles, Erik and Moira being disappointed parents. Starting to get a family vibe that we didnt get from the last three movies.

Charles as Erik storms in: I’m sorry, I can’t leave him. They’re gay your honor.

I just realized that Frost is the second right hand woman to have no real costume. She’s just like Mystique where “she must wear the least amount of clothing possible or have no clothing at all when using her powers” I just wish it would stop.

Let’s take the right hand woman who is a telepath with us. What could go wrong?

What is Angel’s motive to go with Bacon, like I don’t get it. And the adaption dude? It’s just a turn on the dime. Nevermind it was a fakeout and one of them died. Knew they weren’t going to last long.

I feel like Chalres trying to shoot Erik as training is foreshadowing.

Training montage

SO Bacon loses Frost and now has Angle as his right hand woman? I honestly didn’t think that necessary.

Welp there goes Mystique and Hank’s relationship. He only liked her when she was in disguise.

Conflicting differences! Finally get to see Erik and Charle’’s view on humans.

Knew it! As soon as Hank dumps Mystique she goes straight to Erik. Because “She MUST be romantically involved.” Why? Why? Can’t she just...not. She doesn’t need a man.

Erik: I want to go to bed. Maybe in a few years. Ha funny.

I get Mystique going to Erik because he accepts her, unlike Hank but again, she doesn’t need to have a love interest.

Suits! But again, miffed about Mystique’s suit not being fully set up. SHE DOESN'T”T NEED TO HAVE HER CLEAVAGE TEASING IF SHE”S GOING TO BE FIGHTING!

Could Charles just stop controlling Bacon, so he can move and Erik wouldn’t have a chance to kill him.

But good cuts between Bacon and Charles.

The boyfriends are fighting!

Oh that’s how he gets parralized. I forgot about that.

Erik really does care for Charles even tho they have different viewpoints

Mystique going with Erik and having Azeal with him is setting up the perfect opportunity for Nightcrawler.

“Gentleman, this is why the CIA is no place for a woman” *Big gigantic crash* That’s what you get for being sexist.

Days of Future Past

So these machines can absorb mutant powers and transfer them to other machines. A new threat.

Oh Charles isn’t dead from being disintegrated by Dark Phoenix

Logan!

Charles confirmed Mystique was like a sister to him.

So Mystique’s dna was the cause of the Sentitnals. I understand that stopping Mystique from shooting the doctor will change that, but also if that doesn’t work they would have to kill Mystique.(which won’t happen because she’s in the next movie.

Charles tells Wolverine that he didn’t have his powers in 1973, but First Class takes place in 1962 where he definitely had his powers. So what happened to Charles that made him lose his powers?

For once the government isn’t targeting mutants

Well one dude from First Class is in this movie, but sadly I can’t remember his name. X-beam guy.

Why is Charles drunk and not parallelized?

Hank still cares for Raven. Guess the love triangle is still a thing

Oh he’s doing the equivalent of mutant heroine to get rid of his powers and walk.

Erik in gay baby jail.

Erik killed JFK?! Why?!

I feel like if Mystique is searching around the office of someone, she should still be disguised as someone so she doesn’t get caught. I get her dropping the disguise to show the audience it’s her and it builds suspense but she would draw less suspicion.

PETER! MY boy!

I love that he talks fast and that’s kinda like a teenager. I don’t know how old he actually is.

“My mom knew a guy who could do that.” They’re not even trying to be subtle here.

Slow mo Peter speed scene! Yes!

Is that all we get of Peter in this movie? I hope not.

JFK WAS A MUTANT?

So Magneto can lift a plane, a submarine, and now a baseball stadium. Why does he need a baseball stadium?

They showed a clip of Peter watching the broadcast and he’s holding a little girl. I’d like to think that’s Wanda.

Everyone’s alive. Yay!

I’ll excuse Jean being alive because time changes and all that. SCOTT! SCOTT”S ALIVE! YES!

Apocalypse

Hey Oscar Issac

Young Scott!

Young Nightcrawler!

Erik went from wanting to kill humans to being a farmer and having a wife and daughter. Still going to end up on the bad side.

Young Jean Gray! Scott and her start out rocky but we know they’re going to end up together.

Knew the wife and kid wasn’t going to last long. Always got to do something that makes Magneto the bad guy

Two birds...one arrow

For this one, I can understand Magneto’s anger

Young Storm was originally on the bad guy’s side.

Scott sees things through literal rose tinted glasses.

I love Kurt.

Scott use to be a rule breaker

At least Storm has a practical costume. 

Also if Erik really wanted to lay low, why did he choose to work at a metal factory.

Pyslocke’s costume isn’t practical. She’s got a boob and butt window. Girl there are so many places you could get stabbed.

PETER!

Charles and Erik always greet each other with old friend

So birdman gets metal armor and the girls get nothing.

Peter slow-mo! This will always be my favorite speedster scene

So the only people that can save the X-Men are Cyclops, Jean Gray, and NightCrawler. Three teenagers with no plan. They got this.

Go Charles! Fighting no matter what.

Logan!

Thankfully most of these characters can’t die.

Pyslocke  and Angel can die but the others all have plot armour

Peter didn’t tell Erik he’s his son. Why?

No not the hair! Apocalypse took Charle’s hair.

Go Peter!

No Peter!

So Charles still has the hair when he’s in Apocalypse's head. Part of me knows it won’t grow back but I hope it does.

Mind fight!

So Erik is on the good guys side until the next movie.

Mystique finally has a good costume design

Dark Phoenix

The dude they got to play Bush doesn't look like Bush

SPACE!

This mission is going to go wrong and the X-men are going to get planned. Thus leading the world going against mutants again.

They gave Scott is own eye cannon, nice

Yea absorbing a solar flare will definitely cause your powers to go way hire

Well the mission didn’t go wrong, the way i thought it would. That’s good.

Charles motives have changed

So, men, supposed gods, robots, and now we’re dealing with aliens

Charles kinda being shown as a bad guy is weird. So used to seeing him have good motives.

The aliens want Jean to use her power to take over earth. Not surprising.

Dad now is not the time to poke the super powered bear

Police always show up at the wrong time

I know Mystique can’t die. This is the prequels

But again, Stop killing female characters to further male character’s development.

Oh there’s Erik. 50 minutes in and i thought we weren’t going to see him

Jean’s got a heat signature with that solar flare so it would be easy to track her.

At least the military decided to fallback instead of shooting

And there goes humans liking mutants. This is why we can’t have nice things.

So Mystique’s death is what sets Erik on being the villain again? It’s the same as a woman losing her husband and becoming a villain for revenge. Honestly I’m tired of love revenge plots.

Guys stop fighting! You’re  friends!

Oh shit! Jean is making Charles walk. And not in the good way.

OH SHIT KURT IS KILLING PEOPLE NOW!

Dark Phoenix. A movie about family.

Legend of the Phoenix. She’ll rise from the ashes.

Bummed Peter wasn’t in this movie more

All in all, Apcolypse is my favorite X-Men movie.

[wo-wann-was-wer]

WHAT I WAS THINKING: DARK SEASON 3 EDITION

EPISODE 1:

Who are these dudes with the harelip and what do they want

Why did she just take him to a cave and leave that’s kinda rude

So everything in this universe is just gonna be backwards. Love it

Ugh I’ve said this a million times but this show has such Fringe energy and I can’t wait to get a tattoo for this too

This is super freaking me out, i dont like that everyone’s in everyone else’s house.

Ooooh Katharina with glasses yes girl you better work.

I like Michael and this hat he’s rocking

Super into the fact that magnus and fransizka are involved in this universe too

There’s nothing cuter than sex before school. Ahhh the nostalgia

Ten bucks says that Hannah gets out of this bed and is pregnant

Fucking YEP

I am loving Martha in this Jonas journey

I know that all they did was flip the lens of the camera but my brain is breaking at this flipped Winden

Who the fuck is this random dude Martha is with

You know what he kind of looks like Jonas. I wonder if that's relevant or if I'm just grasping at straws

Bartosz looks like he's going to his first grade violin recital

I straight up just did not recognize Charlotte with makeup. She looks hot

There's got to be another person in that picture other than Ulrich because that's a lot of space to rip out for one person

okay hold up Woller looks so good and then when I saw that he was missing an arm I almost lost my fucking mind

Oh shit okay Hannah is living in Katharina's house.

Oh my God are Ulrich and Charlotte having an affair

Is it normal in Germany for kids to just walk into classes that aren't there’s and just sit down

follow up he has a clear noose mark on his neck

Aleksander looks so hot with this beard. universe B is the fucking glow up universe

It's weirding me out that the whole school is black and gray instead of light brown

The look of satisfaction on katharina's face

Wow honestly Louis just broke my heart with his facial expression when he realized his mom didn't know who he was

he looks so scared

Yes yes do it afffffffffair

Oh no you done got found out!!!

Oh the theme of the play here is red and set of gold

Fransizka looks so cute in this little outfit

Oh my God she's deaf!!!!

What the fuck. the fact that this actress can talk is blowing my mind

RIP to Regina a real queen

Peter's a fucking priest

All the fucking weird-ass freaky motherfucking trio is back

The dopplers have the same house That's cool

excuse me sir I think your child is broken

these guys are so creepy What the fuck

I definitely don't like the piano wire

oh this motherfucker is the one who gets lost

I feel like winden in this universe is just a little bit fancier

Well Charlotte and Ulrich just be fucking like crazy

Bartosz is the Jonas of this group and I love it

who was that??????

I cannot get over Aleksander in this beard

I like that things are opposite but they also have things that are different enough.

Like I'm so into the fact that they all went down into the bunker

who in the unholy fuck is that. who is that

Oh shit old Martha

What the fuck is this Tannhaus’ factory we're at

hold up Martha's in 1888

What the fuck. why is Jonas in 1888 and looking SO good

EPISODE 2:

casually sitting over your bed watching you sleep

he's look so good though

yo what the fuck everybody else is there too

Oh no things got really ugly at Mads’ wake

Not for nothing but Tronte is a dick

I kind of don't understand why Claudia would want Regina to live in such pain in this type of universe

Peter is such a good boy

lurking is the freaking national past time of this place

Oh shit we got some spin-off timeline stuff good

who is This is blind guy

I love Katharina so fucking much

I know what she's thinking and it's the same thing I'm thinking which is can I kill a child

why does this picture of Tronte make him look like Jimmy Smits

Katharina looks amazing in this jacket

Also I definitely did not just start yelling GO GET YOUR MAN KATHARINA

Regina just gets more and more badass as time goes on. Also all of the women of the tiedemann family are so fucking badass

I am so excited to watch this fucking relationship develop. they're both too cute

awwww he's using signs!

oh they're writing back and forth

DAMNIT PETER

I always feel like little Noah should do fuckboy sign offs when he leaves rooms because he's so smooth

yesterday Laurel said that this was back to the future but serious and just now Bartosz said it's not super easy to get nuclear fuel in 1888 and now I think that Laurel's right

I will never get over how good he looks JONAAAASSSSSSS

This guy feels like the OG inventor of sic mundus right

Katerina why are you even trying to check in at the front desk bitch Go and get your man

Is this Katarina's mom why does she just recognize that woman's name

everyone on the show is so talented.I spend the whole damn time being like oh my god the performances on the show and it's like yeah we know

Katerina get your man

I literally love them so much look at the look on her face She is a mama bear She is not going to let anybody take her man or her children and I love her

Not a huge fan of people who quote Shakespeare right before they kill other people or am I an enormous fan of people who use Shakespeare right before they kill other people

using a garotte to kill someone is ugly as fuck

I feel so bad for Jana

see this is one of the reasons why I'm like why would you bring Regina back to this world.

wowwwww TRONTE what's up dude

YO WHAT

Oh so how did Charlotte get back there but Elizabeth's still there too. didn't they switch places?

oh the head bump

Not excited for the mother daughter abuse stuff that's about to happen

I love these split sequences that they do at the end

anytime somebody stands and stairs for a lonely at a spot on the ground I assume to somebody died there

Oh shit that guy is a tannhausokkkk I see you

a religious images we love to see it.

This show is a whole series of pause that frame.

No I ruined something for myself!!!!

EPISODE 3

got to love those through and through Ariadne references

okay so Charlotte's great great grandfather has her watch?

who are these horrible traveler human beings

they look like less sexy Francis dolarhydes

I can't get over the fact that wollers missing an arm here I swear

we ARE the glitch BITCH

alternate universe Ulrich is a better person than standard Ulrich

what's this new like zoom-y thing they're doing

I was attracted to Magnus at this jump of the show but he looks better with dark hair

How did they not all die of fucking flu

eternally repeating deja vu

I looked at the production stills and I was like what the fuck is this hair do that Moritz has but he looks amazing

Also everyone on this show deserves an acting award

and Magnus is wearing a skeleton sweater

Hannah does that deep dive detective work any bitch knows the Nose doesn't lie

why doesn't anybody want to fuck wöller

omgggg eat the RICH

also he has that x tattoo on his hand that represents the no future thing

oh the light is rectangular and not circular ooooooh fancy

The show is also a lot of people catching each other's wrists as they walk away

I knew we couldn't trust this bitch

What did he give her

I love the parallels and characters behaviors between universe a and universe b

I want to know how Noah factored into all of this on this side

Martha has a type and her type is iconically Aryan

Oh Aleksander's back with that beard he's back

Hannah is such a snake

Omg that's her!!!!! I thought she was a trans actress.. hm. not super happy bout that :/

What is Helge talking about Ulrich did what??? omg

I would be like SIR DO WE NEED TO FIGHT STOP FOLLOWING ME

I stopped taking notes for the last half of that episode cuz I was really sucked in haha

EPISODE 4

FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO GO ON RECORD THAT I DON'T CARE FOR THESE GENTLEMEN AT ALL

second of all why is this guy being like oh I took your name

why does he have Agnes's bracelet I don't like that

I don't like anything about this guy That's the end of the story

Also hold up a red hot second is Agnes dead cuz if so that's a hate crime

see what did I say

I knew that Hannah was going to get involved with Egon

from the second she walked in that office I was like that bitch has her eye on him and as she should he's handsome as fuck

Also he spoils her so much more than any other man she's ever been with AKA is Egon the only man she ever deserved

Is Hannah going to develop a heart cuz I'm not sure how I feel about that

Also what happens if Hannah gets pregnant

why is Ines a bitch I thought she was mad cool the beginning and now I feel fucking deceived

Also it's such a sweet gig that The kids who are playing kids can now play teenagers

poor Doris. Also he was shitty to her but he was far nicer than I would have been

Doris is so beautiful it's bullshit

older Magnus is so handsome

All I wanted was middle-aged Martha

bitch you have been having unprotected sex with him why do you think that pregnancy was not on the tabl

I'm like who's this guy in the church if it's not Noah I bet it's that little bitch

yeah I fucking knew it

Is this the dude that was married to Agnes I feel like this guy isn't real or something

I'm not surprised he let her go but I don't know why I'm not surprised. I feel like she's important to his timeline and I'm not sure why

look at these relationships forming between these sweet little bab

Hannah looks good in this red. Hannah looks good in all of these styles. 

who is this child

I like that already as a child Bernd had his eye on Claudia as someone who was smart and had a ton of potential

 I keep forgetting that I'm taking notes because I get so invested in episodes

Also I realize the zoomi thing which is going back and forth between the universes

Is Agnes Silja’s mom And if so with whom 

he gave her Agnes’ bracelet that dope All right Tronte

Wow Claudia needs to back off her man

Claudia force him into a relationship with her

I fucking hate Hannah but sometimes she speaks so much sense

ooh I don't need anyone Yes girl that's true You don't need anyone You needing people was what made you act fucking crazy You don't need anybody

This was always my big problem with Hannah was that I initially identified with her because she was such a survivor but then she did such horrible reprehensible things I just couldn't let it go and I absolutely couldn't identify with her anymore

Oh here's my daddy Noah looking so good

I mean okay so I have been in this position before where I was cheating and then my man cheated on me and I was like how dare you but also you cannot be mad if your partner cheats on you when you cheated too. You both fucked up

Is Hannah going to have a redemption arc cuz that's a lot

Oh my God she's not going to get rid of this child is she

Oh my great God I cannot believe that she gave Helene that necklace. 

I knew she was fucking connected to Katharina in the older generation I knew it

Louis and Lisa are a super cute couple and I know that they're not dating in real life but I think that they're very cute together

Oh everybody fucking

yeah they created the Apocalypse yeah

Oh no they have a child outside of worlds that's a mess How does that work so they had they gave birth to that ugly fuck

honestly I hate that he's their child for the most part just because he's ugly as fuck and neither of them are ugly as fuck so it makes me mad.

[adorkablephil]

Fic: “The Body Electric” 4

Title: The Body Electric Summary: Filmmaker Phil Lester finds his computer infected by a surprisingly endearing artificial intelligence virus that calls itself D.A.N. Phil just calls him Dan. Rating: Mature (The latter half of this chapter consists of an explicit sex scene. If you prefer to avoid reading such material—whether it’s because you’re ace, because you’re young, or just because you don’t like reading smut—you can skip this chapter entirely, and I will summarize it at the beginning of the next chapter so that you don’t miss anything important. You can also, if you wish, read this chapter up to the first divider marks, because there’s nothing sexual before that point.) Word Count: 3.6k (this chapter) Tags: Phandom Reverse Bang, Science Fiction AU, Computers, Virus!Dan, Rather Unconventional Romance Thanks: This story was inspired by a prompt from the artist @lilacskylester​ in the @phandomreversebang​. Their art for the fic is here! The story is straying from the original prompt, but that’s still where the inspiration came from. You can also read the whole fic on AO3

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Chapter 4: Together

The doorbell rang far too early one morning, and Phil ran down the stairs in his pajamas to get the post. It was a large box from a company called Ultrahaptics, which he’d never heard of, and he wondered if perhaps he’d received a neighbor’s package by mistake.

But no. The box had his own name and address printed clearly on the label. It had been shipped from within the UK, but Phil had absolutely no idea what it might be. He opened the package and found some high-tech stuff he didn’t recognize, including some rather frightening-looking electrodes.

Then he found the order slip inside the package and saw that the purchase had been made by someone with the first name of “Dan” and the last name of “Dan,” with the email address of “dan@dan.com.” Phil rolled his eyes and hauled the box, with its mysterious contents inside, down the hall to his office.

“What the heck is this?” he asked Dan, whose innocent face gazed out at him from the computer screen.

“I told you I would find a way,” Dan replied simply, but there was a smug little smirk on those lips. And beneath the smugness, Phil could perceive a sort of percolating excitement, as if Dan could barely sit still. Not that he was sitting at all, since he didn’t have a physical body, but that was still the impression he gave.

Phil looked down at the box again and pulled a strange helmet-type thing out of firmly protective moulded foam. He held it up so that Dan would easily see it from the computer’s camera, then he reached down and picked up the cord that ended in the freaky electrodes and waved them around.

“Hey!” Dan objected loudly. “Be careful with those! This was very expensive, you know!”

Phil raised an eyebrow. “How did you buy something at all, let alone something very expensive?”

Dan sniffed. “There’s a corrupt member of Parliament who’ll never miss this amount of money from his account in the Caymans.”

“You stole money! To buy … this … thing?” Phil shouted in horrified disbelief.

Dan sighed, “I only stole money that someone else had already stolen. So it wasn’t his money in the first place. And, like I said, this guy is practically made of ill-gotten gains, so he’ll never notice the tiny bit that’s missing.”

Phil’s curiosity finally got the best of him. “What is all this stuff?” he asked, looking down at the mysterious equipment in his hands, and the rest that still remained wrapped in plastic inside the box.

“It’s our answer,” Dan crowed, his flickering, video-pixelated face practically glowing with triumph. “I told you I would find a way for us to be together, and I found a way.”

Phil held up the strange items in his hands and asked in his most dubious voice, “This is the way?”

“This technology uses electricity and ultrasound to stimulate all your senses. We’ll be able to communicate touch, texture, pressure, warmth, scent … everything!”

Phil frowned. “How can it do all that? And how could it help us … be together? And what does that even mean?”

Dan smiled excitedly. “Well, the body’s senses are really just nerves firing in your brain, just electricity traveling along axons from one neuron to another. And that’s what I am: electricity. This will help translate your electricity and my electricity, and then we’ll be able to interact directly! I’ll be able to touch you!”

Phil looked nervously at the electrodes in his hand. “Um … where do these go?”

Dan just laughed. “On your head, you moron! All your senses send information to your brain, and that’s where you interpret all of them … this will just allow you to send them to me, and for you to feel what I’m sending to you, too.” After a moment, Dan added, “Sex is just electricity.” He shrugged his shoulders like this was simple and obvious instead of utterly insane. “We’ll be what sex is made of.”

“You’re wanting…” Phil trailed off, then cleared his throat and tentatively finished his thought. “You want to have sex?”

Dan’s brow furrowed and he looked uncertain, even a little hurt. “I thought you wanted that, too. I thought … you said … if you’re really in love with me, like you said…”

But Phil shushed him, “Of course I want that, Dan. Of course.” He looked again at the box and his hands full of strange objects. “I just didn’t expect it to involve so much … technology.”

Dan laughed. “I am technology, Phil! So … how does the Spice Girls song go? If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends.”

Phil snorted. “Oh my god. That is the worst joke I’ve ever heard.” But he was giggling now. “Okay, so all this stuff goes on my head? What do I have to do?”

“Read the instructions,” Dan said impatiently. “I’ll wait for your incredibly slow human brain to figure it all out.”

Phil rolled his eyes. “Wow. The snide comments and snazzy electrodes are really getting me in the mood, you computerized Casanova.”

Dan laughed again, and he looked so happy that Phil couldn’t help joining in. What the heck was going on? He wasn’t sure, but something nervous began to squirm in his stomach, because this could be pretty fucking incredible if it worked!

***

A couple hours later, with electrodes attached across his forehead and temples, Phil donned the strange helmet and asked Dan nervously, “Now what?”

“Just push the button on the side of the helmet to boot up the system … and you’ll be with me.”

***

Instead of sitting in his chair with a strange helmet on his head, Phil found himself suddenly standing in a space that looked like the middle of his office, but he wasn’t wearing the helmet anymore … and another man was with him. It looked like the animated portrait of Dan he’d been seeing and talking to on his computer screen for weeks … except he looked like a real person, not something made of tiny video building blocks.

“This is what you really look like?” Phil asked quietly.

“In my mind,” Dan answered, his voice just as hushed.

“That’s where we are? In your mind?” Phil repeated in wonder.

Dan made a contemplative face. “Sort of. We’re sort of in both our minds.”

Phil tentatively reached out a hand and stroked the back of his fingers against Dan’s cheek. “You’re so beautiful,” he breathed in wonder.

Dan shivered and whispered, “I’ve never … no one has ever touched me before.”

Phil realized that this was literally true. As a computer construct, Dan had never experienced the sensation of touch before, and was only experiencing it now thanks to the complicated equipment he’d basically stolen from some dirty politician.

“Let’s start with hands first, okay?” Phil suggested.

Dan just nodded. “Whatever you think is best. I only know what I’ve read about. I don’t know what it will actually feel like.”

Phil lowered his hand from Dan’s cheek to take gentle hold of his hand. Dan squeezed his eyes shut, and Phil immediately asked, “Does that hurt?”

“No,” Dan gasped. “It feels … your hand is so soft … and so warm … just the way you look in the mornings. I just didn’t know what it would actually feel like, but now I do.” Dan opened his eyes to gaze at Phil in wonder. “I don’t ever want you to let go of my hand. I want to feel you forever.”

Phil blushed. He’d immediately thought about other parts of him that Dan could feel, parts that would feel even better, but that all seemed crass in the face of Dan’s innocent enjoyment of simple hand holding.

He squeezed Dan’s hand gently and Dan stared at him, hesitantly reaching out with his other hand to take Phil’s other hand too. Dan smiled. “I’d like to try a hug … if you want,” Dan requested shyly.

“I’ve been wanting to hug you for weeks,” Phil answered honestly, and then very gently enfolded Dan in his arms. Dan wrapped his arms around Phil’s waist and stepped close so that their entire bodies touched very slightly. “Is this too much?” Phil asked. “Too fast?”

Dan shook his head, then rested his forehead against Phil’s shoulder for a moment before pulling back to gaze longingly into Phil’s eyes. “May I kiss you?” Dan asked quietly. Phil could only nod.

Their bodies still touching lightly along their entire lengths, Dan leaned forward very slowly until his lips just barely brushed Phil’s. Softly, so softly. So delicate. It was like the scene Phil had written and filmed for Star Stricken, except a million times better because it was actually happening, and he was actually as much in love as those characters had been in his imagination. He’d wished for it, yes, but he’d never really believed that he would ever actually have this. Tears sprang to his eyes.

Dan pulled away slightly to give him a worried look. “Happy tears,” Phil explained quickly, and gave him a tremulous smile. “I never thought I’d have a kiss even better than Star Stricken.”

Dan’s lips trembled when he replied, “I never thought I’d have a kiss at all.” And then he leaned in again for another kiss, still gentle, but now slightly firmer as he gained confidence. After a moment, he pulled away, panting, and rested his head on Phil’s shoulder again.

“Too much?” Phil asked again, and Dan simply turned his head to press a quick kiss to Phil’s neck. Phil gasped at the sensual touch, but did not want to rush Dan when this was all so new to him.

“I’d like to kiss the rest of you, too,” Dan suggested tentatively. “But maybe … without clothes?”

Phil’s eyes widened. Apparently he’d shown more careful concern for Dan than was strictly necessary. “Right here in my office?” he asked, voice pitched a bit high as he glanced around at the furniture that wasn’t particularly well-suited to naked body kissing. He eyed the swiveling office chair dubiously.

Dan suddenly smiled in obvious excitement. “I’ve never seen your bedroom! Let’s go there instead! Can you take me there?”

“Um … I don’t know. Can I? I mean, how does this virtual reality thing work?” Phil bit his lip in uncertainty. But was he really biting his lip, or just biting his virtual lip? This was all very confusing.

Dan took his hand and led him toward the door out of the office. “You know where your bedroom is and what it looks like, so just … take me there. Imagine it, and we’ll live it.”

Still holding Dan’s hand, Phil led him out to the hallway and into his bedroom. Dan looked around at the blue and green duvet, the various artwork on the walls, the dresser with the plushies on top. Phil let him have a good look until Dan turned to face him again.

“I like your room,” Dan said. “Can we take our clothes off now?”

Phil sputtered. “Wow. I’ve never heard that conversational combination before. But … um … sure.” He very gently slid his hands to Dan’s waist and then beneath the edge of the t-shirt to touch his bare skin. “You’re wearing jeans and a t-shirt,” he commented, slightly distracted.

“I wanted to dress like you,” Dan replied, his eyes closed, his breath coming fast. “Please, Phil. Can we go faster? I know you might want to go slow, but I’ve been waiting so long…”

“I just didn’t want to rush you,” Phil explained. “With this all being so new.”

“Now that I’ve had my first taste,” Dan replied, “I just want everything all at once. I want you. I want everything I’ve read about, everything I’ve dreamed about, everything I’ve fantasized about while I watched you wanking in that office chair when I couldn’t touch you…”

“Okay, okay,” Phil soothed him. “You can touch me now. You can touch me and kiss me all you like. We can do everything you want.”

“Everything?” Dan asked with a sly smile.

Phil made an exaggeratedly frightened face, despite the fact that he was fairly certain Dan was teasing him.

“Do you know what I want the most?” Dan asked, then bit his lip as if wishing he could call the words back.

“What?” Phil asked, running a hand into Dan’s hair. Dan leaned into the touch, like a cat being petted. “What is it you want, love?” Dan’s eyes opened wide at the word.

“My love,” Dan whispered. “You are. And I’m yours. I never could have imagined this. None of this. I never could have imagined that I could have this with you.” He turned his head to kiss Phil’s hand that had been stroking his hair.

“What was it you wanted?” Phil coaxed. “You were going to tell me what you wanted most of all, and I was going to give it to you.”

“Really?” Dan asked, lowering his head slightly and looking up at Phil through his eyelashes. “Even if I wanted … I mean, you probably thought … you probably wouldn’t…”

Phil laughed, but gently, so Dan would know that it was fond and not cruel. “Just tell me, love. What do you want with me?”

“I want to … be inside you. I want to … fuck you. Does that sound crude? I did warn you that I’d seen and read a fair amount of porn.” Dan looked endearingly nervous.

“It’s not crude,” Phil reassured him. “And even if it was, you’re allowed to be crude here. You’re allowed to say ‘fuck’ and ‘dick’ and ‘cock’ and anything else you want to say. This is just us. You aren’t going to offend me. I want you, Dan. Remember that. I want you.”

“What I’ve fantasized most about,” Dan admitted hesitantly, “is me being really confident, and holding you down, and fucking you. Because I feel like you’ve been helping me all this time, and I’ve always been in this position of being … less. Less than you. And I want to have the power, you know? I want to have you. For my own. I want to hold you down and fuck you and make you mine.”

Phil had pulled his shirt over his head before Dan had even finished talking. “That sounds fucking fantastic to me,” he grinned at Dan.

“Really?” Dan asked, eyes wide with surprise.

“I love you,” Phil said simply. “I’m in love with you, and we’re equals. You can fuck me into the mattress as many times as you want, and I’m pretty sure I’ll be begging for more. And I bet in virtual reality we don’t have to worry about waiting until we can … you know … go again. So it can be all fucking, all the time, with no breaks at all.” Phil grinned at him, pulling off his own jeans and quickly getting completely naked.

Dan still stood fully dressed, hesitating. Phil slid his hands up under Dan’s t-shirt, brushing his fingers lightly up Dan’s back, making Dan shiver. “Come on,” Phil whispered in Dan’s ear, realizing that he just needed a little encouragement to get past his nerves. “Take off these clothes and fuck me. I want you, Dan. I want you to fuck me. I want you to fuck me slow, and I want you to fuck me fast, and I want you to fuck me gentle, and I want you to fuck me hard…”

At the last word, Dan tackled Phil onto the bed like an animal that had been coiled to spring. “Yes,” Dan gritted out. “That. That’s what I want.” Phil helped him with his clothes, and they almost seemed to just melt away with none of the embarrassing difficulty often involved in real-world undressing. Dan held Phil down by the biceps and leaned down to kiss him, hard, biting, as if he’d lost control. It was glorious. Their bodies were naked and rubbing together, but with no uncomfortable friction, only pleasure, only silken skin and tense muscles and jutting cocks desperately seeking … something. Anything.

“I want you to roll over,” Dan said. “Just at first, just … this is how I imagined it when I watched you that first time. I imagined you on your hands and knees, with me behind you … and pushing into you…”

Phil rolled over and got onto his hands and knees. “Do it,” he begged. “Do it. Now. I want you, Dan. Fuck me. As hard as you want.”

Apparently lube and stretching weren’t necessary in this virtual reality where everything just magically worked without effort or repercussions, because Dan suddenly surged up behind Phil, holding him by the hip with one hand and guiding his cock into Phil’s waiting hole with the other. He didn’t go slow, either. As soon as he had slid partway inside—Phil felt the stretch just enough but not too much—he put his hand on Phil’s other hip and used both hands to hold Phil in place as he pumped into him like a piston. “Oh my god,” Dan moaned, and then his hands let go of Phil’s hips and seemed to wander everywhere, down along Phil’s thighs, across Phil’s chest, and then finally—finally!—to Phil’s cock, which he grasped and stroked in time with his thrusts. He let one hand stray up to Phil’s chest again to pinch a nipple, making Phil buck beneath him. “Does it feel good?” he leaned over to breathe in Phil’s ear.

“It feels amazing,” Phil gasped. And it did. It felt like nothing he’d ever had before. He’d had sex before, in a variety of ways with a variety of partners, but it had never felt this intense, this incredible flare of heat from nearly the first moment. “Fuck, Dan! Jesus! Fuck me harder!”

And Dan did, grabbing onto Phil’s hips again for leverage and driving into him over and over again. Apparently prostates were extremely easy to find in imagined worlds, and so Dan was now hitting Phil’s spot with every thrust, and soon Phil was leaning down to rest his cheek on the bed so that he had both hands free to reach down and stroke himself while fondling his own balls. His fingertips could feel where Dan’s thickness was sliding in and out of him, which only got him hotter. “Yeah,” Dan breathed above him. “I like to see you like that,” and he stroked a hand down Phil’s back to his hair where his head rested on the bed. He twined his fingers in Phil’s hair. “I like to see you bent over for me, all for me.” Dan was panting heavily now, his words guttural and staccato with his thrusts. “All for me. Mine. You’re mine.”

Suddenly, Phil found himself beginning to come, and he wanted Dan to know it, so he called out, “Fuck, Dan, I’m coming!” He continued thrusting into his fist, squeezing his own balls to increase the pleasure. Still pumping himself, prolonging his orgasm, he continued moaning. “You made me come, Dan, fucking me like that. Come inside me. Fuck me until you come. I want to feel you come. I want to hear you. I want to hear you say my name as you come in me.”

Then Dan cried out wordlessly, sounding like he was in pain, and the cry tapered off into a groan of Phil’s name, over and over again, as he continued to thrust, slower now but still deep and hard, until finally he stopped, both hands on Phil’s hips in a vice grip, his cock still as far into Phil’s body as possible, his whole body shuddering, before he collapsed on Phil’s back, both of them making an “oof” sound and then rolling onto their sides, spooned with Dan behind Phil, wrapping his arms around him and holding him as tight as he had a moment ago, but with less desperation and more satisfaction. More contentment. Ironically, more connection.

They lay there catching their breath until finally Dan said, “That was okay?” and Phil laughed. Dan started to pull his arms away, misunderstanding, so Phil turned to face him, knowing that the happiness on his face would be obvious. Dan sighed with relief and kissed Phil, pulling him into his arms again, now with their bodies facing each other.

“Was it everything you wanted?” Phil asked him, kissing Dan’s chin and neck and cheek. Peppering him with kisses now that the intensity had waned and they could be relaxed and soft together like this.

“Not even close,” Dan replied, his face intense, and Phil pulled back to look at him, confused. He’d thought Dan had enjoyed that. It certainly had seemed like he did.

“I want to touch you a million different ways! I want to learn all the ways to give you pleasure, and all the ways to give me pleasure, and how many different positions we might like, and how to do it soft and slow as well as hard and fast. And I want to just hold you for hours, all the different ways that we can hold each other. And I want to kiss you all the different ways that we can kiss. So, no, it wasn’t everything I wanted. It was just … the first thing I wanted.” Dan grinned at him.

“Okay, then. What was the second thing you wanted?” Phil asked with a saucy grin in return.

Dan leaned in for a soft, lingering kiss and then met Phil’s gaze with those beautiful golden brown eyes. “I thought we could figure out the rest together.”

***************

Author’s End Note: While Ultrahaptics is a real UK company that (along with various others) is really working on VR technology that affects all the senses (including tactile), I have taken that basic concept and run with it, so everything except those few facts is complete fiction that does not in any way reflect that company’s research or proposed projects. I’ve used their name purely because it was easier than coming up with some silly made-up name of my own … and also to maybe inspire a few people to look them up and check out the cool work they’re doing.

[ Continue to Chapter 5 ]

[fucktard666666]

He was 19 in twenty-19. His favorite crystal is Crystal Methyd, and our first binding words together were: Nothing Fucking Matters!

He complains about how his hair is growing too slow, everyday. “I can’t wait til my hair grows!” He exclaims whether it’s night or day, rain or shine, you will absolutely hear him say. I personally liked the cholo cut-so sexy! “The cholo jumped out!” And this girl said “and it scared me!” That pesky little tissue flap that he constantly burns, located on his palm, but continuously move traverse even more so that the medication can never seem to reverse. It has been frozen, and burnt, and picked on and bleached, and churned by his finger nails... baby put your hand down and stop messing with that tumor! I have never met anyone who has outmatched my dark humor. Take a break from peeling of those dead skins. Caress me around my thighs, my legs, not near my asshole though, I don’t want your bacteria to lay eggs-

In the morning, two is what you prefer. You like them in pairs-perverted as this sounds but it is true-

It is true that the things you want the most are the ones you’ll have the hardest time getting- or non at all. God forbid I wanted hair and facial hair- god did not grant me either one, almost non at all. I envy his hair growths that he likes to compare to middle easterners. It makes me smile all the time, because the bridge of his nose, says “you’re a beaner-ers!”

He’s clogged my sink multiple times, because of his constant shaving. I don’t mind it though... it’s pretty annoying, but it’s a task worth having. I usually clean it by myself when he’s not around. I don’t know, just little remnants of him made me feel like he’s around, his energy lingers upside down and everywhere, even though I’m cleaning up his mess, I can’t help but smile, I can’t help but stare-

Stare at him when he’s asleep. Brushing his curly locks, tuck them behind his ears. Whispering I love you’s when I thought he’s already R-E-M’n, but when he responds “I love you, too baby” I just be D-A-M’n inside, thinking to myself, how lucky did I get?

Lucky that even after all my fuck-ups, screw-ups, mistakes, the universe still bestowed a gift upon me. A gift that was most likely not well deserved. Was it dropped off at the wrong doorstep? I ask myself. I ponder, and wonder, and gander back at him as he does the bare minimum at his job. “You’re just flipping papers, babe.” I whisper to myself. I chuckle a little and let out a yell: do you want breakfast? I asked. He lets out a grin, a half-smile, obviously responding: yes! He has a certain tone when he’s saying “thank you” when I hand him his food. God, a nervous wreck I am whenever I cook for him. I’m no alumni from Le Cordon Bleu, but I can cook a mean... a mean... I don’t know. I can’t cook for shit, but for him I try to make do.

Half-naked in an all ivory dining set. Countless memories in that empty corner, but unforgettable nonetheless. He likes to circle names that he found interesting in his pile of SNHD papers. Hey, did you know names are just the sounds people associate to you? We both are suckers for names. We have enough collected for generations even long after the history that became.

Oh, there’s this one spot located in the middle of nowhere. Red Rock Canyons: Oasis of Stars, home of lone wolves and cayotes, hidden in the far southwest. Famous for being the road on the way to Pahrump where brothels thrive, old men jive, STD hives. I tried to go to this spot one day to remi-nice, but I could not find it at all! One more turn and I might end up in Bermuda Triang-All. He must really be the compass to this place, I stopped on the side street, I said ooh bitch, that was a struggle! This one morning, I’ll fail to ever erase from my memories. It was so, so perfect that I forgot about my open wound pounding from my head. Need I say more or will I cut an old wound, call 911? Will they respond?

Water and Oil is what we’ve become. Despite the beautiful sceneries, steamy showers, and late night epiphanies, we have become repellent- our love language, no longer transparent. We do not seem to combine, scientifically, chemical bonds to be exact. Since when did oil become non-hydrophiliac? . What went wrong? Blood and flesh, sweat and tears, have all been involved. To this day, I demand: tell me where did I go wrong?

Two good people, two beautiful souls, two visions of art, but somehow it ended in turmoil? We tried to repair all the wear-and-tears, but we did not age like fine leather. Sweet and sour, hot and cold. We have not experienced such a fine and dandy weather from the month of January until the hot summer nights of May-weathers. We did not have an umbrella to shield us from the rainfalls. How the hell are we gonna weather the storm when winter befalls? Summer has always been our season. Hot, and steamy, “hey you sucked the puss out of my nipple piercing, but I was too horny to stop you” was his reason.

A very promising relationship that ended bitterly. God, you can’t even keep us in the same room let alone pass each other merrily. What have we become? Is this when we declare each other as our enemies? Is this when we burn our sweet, sweet memories? Is this how we treat each other even though we used to be each other’s ecstasies? This is not a vision I’ve foreseen. This is not the happy ending that we wanted like from those in the silver screens.

Tropicalia, somewhere in Los Ange-Leez, far from the ocean port-landia, located at the foot of the metropo-Leez. We shut the place down, in those fly outfits, the people, the photographers, the cameras. We too fire. We too cool, we brought the half white half black, The Grandfather-esque suit, pimped out boots, fur coats in a light shade of oat, pops of old school red, 10-10-10s!!! Fiya in the streets freaky in the sheets. Thrifted goods from head to toe. Just DSLs, no need to flaunt them YSLs and Logo-

Mania-c panics, insecure Ass fights, sleepless nights, Tel-Aviv dreams, Perfecta on the radio. Sade on the stereo. Stars Are Blind has become an anthem, but Nelly Furtado strengthens our tandem. My Cherie Amour, cara mia, Amor de mi vida- it’s Friday, babe! Can we just have one good día?

Giant Pikachu, that I won for you. Every person envied the dude, who’s carrying a giant, yellow plush! Envy him! It’s his birthday! His embarrassment is accompanied with a blush! I heard a kid saying “I choose you!” No kid, he is mine! Get your own baby, this one is divine- femi-NINE as you claim to be

This is reality and truth be told, we made fools of ourselves. What’s done is done, unbecoming, yes, but we did what we thought was right at the moment. I’m out of tears to shed, but boy if I must see you cry one more time, don’t do it, on my knees I beg. I hate when I see the tears start to glisten your eyes. I’ve killed myself a thousand times for making you cry. Don’t do it, but here are just simple words to live by: forgive me. Forget about me. Now baby, will you

Try?

Seven- thirteen- nineteen; another day anotha dolla for San Valentin. He wielded his bow and arrow, struck a 20-something and a late teen. Inside a fortune cookie, holds a question

“Do you wanna be my boo thang” I giggled and answered. Yes- I think we just became each other’s regular dicks and regular bang- his everyday play ting. I blinked once, turned to my side, and my phone suddenly rang- it’s reality calling! Should I ignore it and continue to hang? Little did I know, it’s the phone call we both need: parallel worlds, perpendicular visions, and 90° angles-When you flip the right triangle it looks like it’s bent down to it’s knees- the position where I found myself as I’m begging you please

Please stay with me,

Would you forgive me now, baby, please?

Please be my baby,

Stay for the night please?

Our continuous fights with no referees

Even after some make-up sex, it leaves no guarantees.

Too bad we didn’t even make it to a full trip around the sun. I’ve made a playlist to every single one-

Every single one of the months that you’ve left me longing for your kisses and your hugs and your I love yous that I misses, and your scent, and the views when I have you bent, and everything about you and everyday my sadness increases as I hear songs about you.

I decided that I’m ready to receive what I’ve been missing by getting it myself from other bitches. Their names are Molly, Mary Jane, and some white girl who embezzled half of my riches.

LSD dreams, psychedelic visions, heavily induced in nicotine.

Adderall brain, fried in alcohol and ampheta-main

I chased highs that began from

Seven-thirteen-nineteen

Little did I know there’s happiness beyond the drugs,

Beyond your love,

In this universe so infinite

Found within myself, I’ve had to ignite

Ignite the fire that sparked the journey

Journey of loving myself beyond, of what used to be a vision too murky

Murky skylines of my future, now I can see so clear, so white, so pearly.

Pearly whites from the crevices of my mouth started to resurface once again

Ready to explore undiscovered depths of my being once again

Rebuilding what was lost from my abrupt healing once again

Before you came, before you saw, before you conquered, shit, never again.

The deepest corners of my soul that are left unseen

Thanks to you for sharing with me, seven-thirteen-nineteen

And for forever redefining the meaning of color

Green.

[mr-villainous]

all of the nsfw questions

1:When did you lose your virginity?

I was 16

2: Rough sex or soft sex?

Depends on the day

3: Do you have any unusual kinks/fetishes?

Define unusual. D/S, breathplay, spanking, I mean honestly most kinks. It’d be quicker to list what I don’t have.

4: Weirdest place you’ve had sex?

I guess the woods behind my ex’s house.

5: Favourite sex position?

69 or doggy. Oh, and of course the Italian chandelier

6: Do you like to be dominant or submissive?

More often dominant but depends on the day

7: Have you ever had any one night stands?

I had one for the first time like a month or two ago

8: Sex on the bed, couch or the floor?

Bed

9: Have you ever had sex in a public place?

Often

10: Have you ever been caught masturbating?

By my youngest brother, twice, by my oldest sister once or twice, and possibly by my parents.

11: What does your favourite sexy underwear look like?

I don’t have sexy underwear XD

12: How often do you have sex?

Pretty often. like daily usually while Katie’s home

13: Is there anybody right now you’d like to have sex with?

A handful

14: Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Receiving, but that’s saying something because I /love/ giving.

15: Most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you during sex?

Off the top of my head, not being able to finish.

16: A song you’d listen to during hard/rough/kinky sex?

Closer by NiN

17: A song you’d listen to during soft/slow/passionate sex?

Anything from Random Access Memories by Daft Punk

18: Are you into dressing up for sex?

Like costumes, nah, but like, dressing up formally, yeah.

19: Would you prefer sex in the bath or sex in the shower?

Shower

20: If you could have sex with anyone right now, who would it be?

@mrs-villainous 

21: Have you ever had a threesome? If not, would you?

Yes

22: Do you/would you use sex toys?

I do

23: Have you ever sent someone a dirty text/picture?

No, I’ve always showered before sending nudes.

24: Would you have sex with your best friend?

If they particularly wanted to or if we were doing like a group thing. But if you’re talking one on one purely based on my desire? No, not at all.

25: Is there anything you do after sex? (for example, smoke, eat, drink)

Cuddle, drink water.

26: Something that will never fail to get you horny?

@mrs-villainous 

27: Early morning sex or late night sex?

If I /had/ to choose I’d say early morning

28: Favourite body part on the opposite sex?

Butt.

29: Favourite body part on the same sex?

Chin? I don’t really have one.

30: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:

A broken hand-me-down clock. Sorry that’s not very nsfw.

31: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:

It’s not really that the act itself was weird, but that the situation was weird. Close friend and I were having a threesome with my ex and we both stopped midway while going at it (both of us completely focused on her as he was totally no homo about it) we just stopped, looked at each other, and shared the most awkward kiss of my life. 

32: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]

Yeah. Salty. 

33: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:

When you want kids

34: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:

maybe the cliche ones like chocolate sauce or whipped cream

35: Worst possible time to get horny:

At a family event

36: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans?

Who the fuck doesn’t. 

37: How much fapping is too much fapping:

when it hurts so much the pain outweighs the pleasure.

38: Best sexual complement you ever got:

When my entire theatre group dubbed me a sexual demon

39: Favorite foreplay activities:

Neck kissing, butt grabbing, biting

40: What do you wear to bed?

Shorts and a t-shirt, my necklace. sometimes just my necklace.

41: When was the first time you masturbated:

Young.

42: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?

$5 a pop.

43: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?

Yeah, I have. Last time would’ve been a year or two ago? 

44: Have/would you ever have sex in public?

Have and would again. Not full on like in front of people, but in public spaces. and were it a legal and fully consensual option I’d probably have sex in front of people

45: Have/would you ever had a threesome?

Yarp.

46: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?

A pair of underwear.

47: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not?

Gay, yes, because it turns me on. Lesbian, no, because it doesn’t turn me on.

48: Do you like oral sex? (why/why not)

Yes. Are you kidding me? It’s fucking life changing.

49: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?

I’m fairly neutral but it definitely depends on the content

50: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?

Hot.

51: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?

Hot Sauce.

52: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?

Pornstar cos I like acting.

53: Do you watch porn?

Yea

54: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?

Tons of times. Cos I’m freaky.

55: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?

Rarely around the house after sex when I need to go out to the common area for something, otherwise no.

56: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?

No.

57: If you could give yourself head, would you?

Yes.

58: Booty or Boobs?

Booty

59: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)

No.

60: If you were the other sex for a day, what are five things you would do?

Masturbate, DP, Flirt with a ton of people, wear a skirt, wear lingerie

61: have you ever watched someone masturbate?

Yeah, it’s hot.

62: has anyone ever watched you masturbate?

Yes, it’s not hot.

63. Have you ever had an erection and someone noticed?

My entire class once when the teacher called me up.

64. What is your method of masturbation? (ie. toys, clitorial, prostate)

1. Hand on cock

2. Fucking rage

3. ??????

4. Profit.

65. What is your bra/penis size?

Average

66. What is the strangest thing you have ever put up your vagina/anus?

shampoo bottle

67. When was the last time you masturbated?

This morning.

68. When was the last time you had sex?

Yesterday? or the day before. I lose track of days easily.

69. When was the last time you watched porn?

This morning.

70. Have you ever bought a sex toy? If so, which one did you buy last? First sex toy? If not, which one do you plan on buying when you do?

Yes. A dildo and harness was last. First was a cuff set I believe. 

71. Guys:Circumsized?

I’m uncircumsized 

72. Which not-genital part of your body do you like being touched?

Everything, but my shoulders, waist, and butt especially.

73. Which genital part of your body do you like being touched?

All of it.

74. Girls:Are you able to achieve orgasm just through breast stimulation?

That’d be wild.

75. Have you anonymously sent a sexual ask to someone on tumblr?

I can’t remember a specific but I’m sure I have.

76. When was the last time you have had a wet dream?

A full on wet dream, I’ve never had. A sex dream, last week.

77. Which wet dream was your favorite?

My first one that involved @mrs-villainous

78. Is there a friend you would willingly have sex with?

Lots.

79. Is there a celebrity/character you would willingly have sex with?

Also lots.

80. Favorite sexual position? 

69/doggy/Italian Chandelier

81. Do you like being called a slut or whore in bed?

Kinda a bit if the mood is right.

82. Are you into any BDSM?

Quite a bit

83. Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone but knew you couldnt for any reason? Why?

There are many people I have wanted to have sex with, there are many people I want to have sex with now, but know I can’t, and knew I couldn’t, because I have a mirror and a front facing camera.

84. Do you like dirty talk?

Yes

85. Are you loud or quiet during sex? Masturbation?

quiet because I am used to being quiet to not get caught.

86. Have you ever been inturrepted during sex or masturbation? Who/what?

Too many times, but a fucking line-up of people.

87. What kind of porn do you like to watch?

Fucking all kinds. Like my kinks, it’d be easier to list what I’m not into.

88. Have you ever confessed to someone that you got an erection over them? What about masturbated to them?

A couple people, yes.

89. Have you ever masturbated because your sexual partner wasn’t there when you needed them?

That’s like, my daily ritual when Katie isn’t home.

90. Have you ever had a one night stand? Do you still keep in contact with them?

Again, yeah, just recently, and I haven’t spoken to them since, which is what they want I figure.

91. Have you ever had a friends with benefits? Are they still beneficial?

I’ve never had a friend with benefits but I’m still young....at heart....okay I’m still...living...so there’s a chance....I guess.