#good luck buddy

[skycowboys]

Jufly days 26 - "Turbulence"

Brake check!!

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[emo-batboy]

A Wild Battinson (Social Media AU)

Part 14 (Masterlist)

(Part 15)

(Yes, I did spend two days writing a cute six-part storyline. You’re welcome. Also, I’m pretty sure I’m just going to update these fics on Sunday—Thursday now. Except for this Friday. Because of the storyline.)

@bruciemilf HELLO!!!!

[merrysithmas]

i live for the idea that when zuko ages he doesn't magically gain the comforting coherent wisdom of iroh but keeps giving the most nonsensical advice (take a bite of the silver sandwich, look inside yourself to find your other self) to his child and grandchildren but with more and more emboldened and unhinged confidence the older he gets

[oacest]

can yall believe that liam started writing noel the soppiest begging lovesongs in 2017 to woo his crusty ass and never stopped and that shit actually WORKED

[stars-n-spice]

TBB s/o Headcanon:

Why do I feel like once the members of the Bad Batch get significant others, Crosshair is always in the background of their dates in Sniper mode like ready to pull the trigger if anything goes wrong?

I can see him definitely tailing his brothers and spying on their dates through his scope because he's protective like that.

He probably also takes Omega with him and they'll spy on their brothers to see what's going on.

Especially with TechPhee, Crosshair is always looking out for his twin and he and Wrecker are always in the background of all of Tech and Phee's dates.

I think he also keeps a close eye on Echo as well, even if he knows Echo can handle himself. However, it's probably only because he holds Echo is such high regards as an older brother that he feels the need to spy on him.

Then with Hunter and Wrecker he's just watching to see if they make fools of themselves (and they usually do) when they're out on dates with their partners.

THEN!!

When Crosshair ends up with a significant other his siblings are protective as HELL over him.

Yeah it's karma for all the times he was spying on them and would scare dates off, but it's also because he's the baby brother so they're all going to look out for him (even if he can handle his own).

So they're constantly tailing him on dates, threatening and intimidating his dates, and so on.

He pretends to hate it, of course, but it's not all that bad.

Catch him being like, "You want to cheat on me?? Well, these are my siblings. Good luck."

[3lliesan]

I just realized that sbg!Ace is essentially Floyd 2.0, just not sea creature, 100% human... kinda...

Eh, good luck to NRC! :D

[auroramoon-draws16]

Okay, so not a crossover, buuuut….

Reverse time travel Assassin’s Creed AU

Instead of Desmond, it’s one or a few of the ancestors coming to the modern day

Why?? Isu bullshit probably

Is Desmond alive??? Maybe

Okay I’ve only seen a few fics of this idea and I want more, I’m a greedy bitch, so gimme

I just want some Assassin family bonding because Desmond’s family consists of one pretty shit dad, a couple friends he’s known for a handful of months, and a son he never knew about. Give my boy some form of happiness you cowardly fucks. (Pointed at Ubisoft, not y’all)

Or some romance with said ancestors, because I know how some of y’all (cough Teacup 👀 cough) are. (Not complaining, just saying, lmao)

Hell, you can throw in some more of the protagonists of the games for more chaos. Y’know, like the Fryes, Arno, etc.

Have fun with this, give me some out-of-their-time-period murder birds. Make ‘em curious and confused, throw some technology and food they’ve never seen before, give them access to the internet. I wanna see some drama.

Great talk team, lets go!

[brawnsleloenigmadoublesonic]

bonus if the person controlling the vibrator is someone in the meeting… they get to see their prefluid leaking from their port…

Roddy's dripping all over his chair! They'll have to teach him how to be cleaner, too... He just keeps proving he needs even more lessons! They're probably the only one paying attention to the dripping, the only one who knows to listen for it, but Roddy is still sooooo embarrassed to be leaking all over himself. He stops trying to stand up because he gets worried someone will see the puddle of shiny lubricant under his aft

[dribs-and-drabbles]

Hey besties.

This is a friendly reminder before tomorrow to

never trust a Thai trailer

especially an Aof Thai trailer.

And especially an Aof Bad Buddy Thai trailer.

You have been warned.

[broseidon-kingofthebrocean]

I cant be a famous singer because i would love to make an entire album (or every single song) with the same title. Good luck finding the song you want to hear motherfucker

[sputnikodin]

passed two guys drinking on a stoop and heard one of them start going "that's gotta be a woman right? that's gotta be a woman right?"

[forwardlion]

@fullintenticns asked: "Let me go." - Rand

it is admirable really, how much he tried for authority in his voice. he's grown so much over these last few months and honestly, she deserves some of the credit for it. every day she saw more of Lews in this little shepherd, he was young she had to remember that but he could have been so easily molded into who he had been before. Neither Ishamael or that aes sedai got that.

she took a long sip of her red wine, gaze lifted to him for the first time. " the door is unlocked, you COULD have stepped outside if you really wanted to, Rand." she not so shamelessly let her eyes run over his muscular form, giving an amused smile.

[scaryscarecrows]

One of my neighbors has been BLASTING Red Red Wine on repeat for like, an hour.

Starting to wonder if I should pop over and make sure they're okay.

[pokeprism]

What's love if it's not true?

Sentimental details below the cut.

My dog, Merlin, was euthanized just yesterday (December 1st, 2023), and it was the first time I was able to sit in on that procedure. He was in my house since 2017, and he was suffering from a malignant tumour that formed between his right sinus and the roof of his mouth on November 14th, 2023.

Here's a picture of him from July 2022.

And him comforting Wash, my other dog, from May 2023.

I'll miss Merlin, but he's in a better place now.

[j-c-nth]

Just finished reading, "love never wanted me (i took it anyway)", for the hundredth time. And begging for a continuation if possible. I’ll sell my hypothetical first child for more of Cuckoo!Gojo. 💖

Well you're in luck! But you can keep any hypothetical children 'cause I'd already been working on continuing it. I need to finish Shyin' Away and some zine pieces, but I've been picking at it. A little sample I liked below if you're interested! 🙏🙏💕💕 Thank you so much for the encouragement!!

[corrupted-tale]

Oh god I think I made a mistake by saying everyone could reblog up to 5 times.

...I may or may not have made a bet that if it gets to 200 which I expected it not to, I'd write all the scenarios???

But considering it takes like 40 users to spam...

Oh god.

Welp, just leaving you with this knowledge.

This can't go wrong, right?

Broadcasting this to the world

Your own fault for underestimating tumblr's love for a possible Tumblr sexyman