#good lord i am terrible at this
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garmadon devouring his son ,HAPYP BIRTHDAY @dynamo-roll3r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#this is a parody of “saturn devouring his son” lol#ninjago#ninjago garmadon#ninjago lloyd garmadon#lord garmadon#lloyd garmadon#....what tags do they even use.....#The day I started on this when I fell asleep at around 3 am I was having terrible visions of me working specifically on the eyes of this#and also Lloyd’s green uniform and I was just laying in bed for like a good 2 minutes doing that while my stomach hurt like really bad#and I realized I had to puke and got up and puked GREEN. It was terrible and hilarious and I ended up giggling after I finished puking whil#still holding onto the ring of the toilet seat. 10/10 I would like to have that happen again because it was so funny#also “where are garmadons second set of arms?” i ate them(i forgot until i was finished rendering)#also also I actually finished this back in may (in like 4 days or a week i think?) and i was just waiting for fruitboys bday to come#my art
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oops more satellite investors... wanted to doodle them again! hopefully their personalities come through a little more in the doodles, too (if you're interested, I wrote a little about my headcanons for them on this post! )
also i completely forgot that pluto has that heart-shaped marking on it when seen from afar until my friend reminded me and I instantly knew I HAD to give cosmo a little <3 birthmark
bonus styx
#alloyart#toontown#plutocrat#cosmo kuiper#satellite investors#ttcc#toontown corporate clash#toonblr#toontag#also i gave cosmo a gold tooth because well. i think he deserves it#he definitely enjoys a good ostentatious display of wealth yknow#its why i draw him with so much gold jewellery#that and it just works for his mob boss look to have a bunch of big ass rings and chains#also headcanon styx is terrible at cooking despite being so passionate about it#hes a robot ok he doesnt know whats edible#on the plus side he gets to wear his cute apron so#... lord help me i am getting crushes on every robot I draw
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Bastian and Volo - The Antichrist and his Hound
There once was a boy who served in a castle. The noble family who lived there paid him no mind.
One day, like a blow through the heart, that boy saw God.
Something bright. Something terrible. Something holy, greater than every blazing star: Bastian, second issue of the Duke of Burgundy, seething and ambitious and wrathful.
Souls depart the body through the eyes; the boy never looked away.
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Bastian was eighteen when he noticed Volo: the young son of a stablehand who had taught himself to read, to carry, to serve. Desperately ready to file himself into a cold and razored sword for Bastian's hand, if only that hand would close like a collar around his neck.
And so, in time, Bastian seized him.
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It is your turn to see them now, years on, as the storm gathers.
Ecce homo: A Conqueror on a pale horse, his banners flying behind him, with a hunger for heaven on his lips and a burning crown on his head. But that which truly bears his glory runs at his heel.
Ecce canis: A chaste and brutal Galahad, rimed with frost, leading the legions of his Lord to any end, any dictate, as long as he is granted the final honor of slitting his own throat on Bastian's altar.
They are linked by a silver chain. God to slave, king to knight, love to worship. Even death cannot break it.
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There once was a dog who served his master. The dragon who holds his leash will never let it go.
#*KICKS OVER A CHAIR*#your honor they belong together (derogatory)#Bastian and Volo are the stuff of nightmares - the stuff of biblical prophecy and the utmost horror#and they are fully and completely obsessed with one another#it was a long road for Bastian to realize what he had in Volo but once he did he was uh -- radicalized shall we say#he fucking loves Volo - he loves his dog! - his dog just happens to be a perfect and chilly and upright twenty two year old man#and to be called a good dog by Bastian is to Volo like being called by name was to Christ's disciples#there is no task Volo will not fulfill - no act he will ever find degrading - nothing he will ever EVER hold back from his Lord#and Bastian knows that and loves that and loves him and takes and takes and takes and takes#Volo is the hilt of his great and terrible sword and Bastian knows no power like resting a hand on that hilt - at the nape of Volo's neck#they are so feral I am breathing into a paper bag about it every second#heretic
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ah yes
this shit. this absolutely terrible shit. this clownshoes of a side-becoming-main plot. these ridiculous (derogatory) character decisions. this even worse than usual dialogue.
this shit.
#rewatching prodigal son and OH MY LORD THE ENDICOTT PLOT IS WORSE THAN I REMEMBERED???#the pain i am experiencing... the secondhand EMBARRASSMENT for the writing team#like! i'm EMBARRASSED for you guys! this is all you could do huh? this is all you had time and money for#like i KNOW they were short on time bc of the ''''great plague'''' (SNORT LOL OKAY SURE) and whatnot but. good lord.#this is worse than moriaty okay bc at least moriarty existed for a be all end all REASON. he was gonna kill holmes and that was IT. the END#trying to crowbar in a moriarty when your show is not supposed to be over?? TERRIBLE. AWFUL. ZERO STARS. BAD AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD#ESP if you don't have the time to develop him! 'he's the evilest* *source: bro trust me' IS BAD CHARACTER WRITING#it sucks! don't do that! this is unpleasant to watch! i hate this!#ugh#personal#abbie needs a twitter#prodigal son#my favorite#tv shows#except when it did THIS
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y'all knew this but... man. hans is literally so unbelievably fine. it still BAFFLES me. he really goes around like that
like i don't think i could be more attracted to him or any fictional guy. he's perfection to me
i don't talk about this a lot but. wow. good god. great heavens
being so in love with him just makes it WORSE. i knew from the beginning, but mannnnnnnnnnn...... it's only gotten worse. love really makes you say and feel wild things. really makes you see things and people in a different way
and boy i am looking. with both eyes and every cell within them
#he's just everything to me#obviously i am Attracted to my f/os very much but good lord!!! give this man a shout out#and not that he needs an ego boost because he knows good and well he's hot. but that's what i do best. make terrible men worse 💪#💕 love is an open door
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as a staunch Charles supporter, I will love him through thick and thin. HOWEVER. the mere idea of…Red Bull Charles makes me SICK TO MY STOMACH. everyone stop trying to manifest this!!!!!!
#I wholly believe there are good lestappen enjoyers.#I believe some of you are even my mutuals.#but I 1000% know with certainty that there are No Good Lestappen Enjoyers on the godforsaken app twitter#RED BULL CHARLES EDIT RACE SUIT I AM GOING TO VOMIT#PLEASE LORD NO.#god.#also like. yes they’re friends ofc???#god they’d be terrible teammates.#it would be shit awful and I honest to god believe we would witness brocedes 2.0#lestappies I assure you you don’t want red bull Charles.#f1#Charles leclerc#my post
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the disparity in the reactions here is killing me
#you'd never know he just told the woman he loves that he loves her#Vax'ildan's Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day#I am still valiantly trying to rewatch parts of c1 to keep it fresh but I DID only just realize how they shuffled things around for tlovm#and oh lord#I have to get to things much further along than I was expecting to have rewatched it by the time those eps drop (the echo tree stuff mainly#critical role#c1e45
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raligon meeting brandon for the first time in that cave
#lord of heroes#loh#lord of heroes brandon kursh#lord of heroes raligon#lord of heroes raligon esteria#breaking through that seal of dark energy to offer his hand to brandon. i'm crying#putting these two together when the lyrics were: I'll still miss you -- I'll think of you is kinda fucked up#branrali fans how are we right now. i am doing terrible#(but in a good way)
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oh holy shit its been over seven months Whoops !
#i can explain#i am not the same person i was before the random ass hiatus (literal)#i was depressed#and also fronted by a bitch who forgot how to draw and needed to build that skill up again#anyways how has everyone been#oh my fucking god why are we still 18 in the about#that is also not my name good lord#oh also thanks for the notifs#glad that narae's aphrodite art is popular she would be so pleased#not art#fuck do i even have any art to share idk the art block was terrible
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#good lord#am I starting to enjoy board games?#who have I become?!?!#why did they do this to me?!#cruelty#terrible cruelty#(Horrified is very fun)
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#my dad is such a good man#he is not perfect and there are times when he disappoints me#but he has never left me in even the shadow of a doubt as to whether or not he loved me or if he would be there for me when i needed him.#i love him so much#(i'm putting this in the tags because tumblr loves to jump on people who say positive things about fathers)#but mine is legitimately probably one of the top dads in the country and i love him so so much#i am so blessed to have such a kind and loving man as my father#because his father was a terrible man#and he made it his life's goal to be a good father so his children wouldn't suffer the way he did#he has always put us first above his own wishes and happiness#i am so incredibly grateful for him#the Lord was so good to me
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when i was 15/16 i was obsessed with a kids show called the latest buzz about a bunch of teenagers who wrote for a magazine, to the point where it made me want to become a journalist. i no longer want to be a journalist but that show gave me motivation at a time when i was depressed and really needed it, even if that sounds weird?? like it inspired me to join my school's magazine committee and to join a young journalists scheme at my school (although i didn't see the latter through to the end but hey i tried)
#i tried watching an episode recently and i was like good lord this is terrible#which is understandable since it is a kids show and i am no longer a kid#it's interesting looking back on shows and movies in that regard
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slowly coming to terms with the fact that i'm going to miss this round of goats shows just because i simply cannot afford it while i focus on moving into a new apartment, but i'm hoping when they come back around in august i'll be in a more financially stable position.
#it sucks especially because i am very much in the goats area of nc#but currently i have a better chance of running into the goats in a grocery store#than i do of seeing them in concert#not that i want to#mind you#good lord#keep the boys away from me i could not deal with meeting them outside of a music situation#genuinely i think if i ever see jd in public i'm going to hightail it in the other direction#i am just scared that i would bother him terribly#anyway#mine
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IM DONE!
#good lord! thank god its over.#that was way too much on my mind i need to sleep forever but i cant sleep if i do i DIE#i dont know. i dont want to sleep for some reason i am not aware of your guess is as good as mine#oh! if i sleep it will be tomorrow. and then i have to get ready early in the morning. terrible#thats why. makes sense#🌙rambling
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i think about zig's wish So Much honestly, HEHEE !! he's so deeply possessive and self-indulging in his heart of hearts, thrumming jealousy and unhinged idealism so strong it circles to be nearly worshipful, devout <33..
Tanabata Star Festival: Star Crossed Myth & Their Wishes.
#zyglavis#kisses and kisses for this dramatic angel <333#and i just loveeee the story that came with his wish hehe!#especially his pov... hes sooooo helplessly distracted by u heheheee#maybe to mc its scary at first#but i find it really cute honestly#he's always so independent and in control and perfectly emotionally sound... until it comes to u<3#HEHEHE!#<3333#anyway anyway tags#voltage fans' choice awards 2016#leon#huedhaut#scorpio#scm#I HAVE MORE THOUGHTS EHAJHDJE#of course he loves his life with me.. so why wouldn't he get rid of all the bothersome things around it? hahahaha#he knows i am his.. knows the cuddles will come.. knows i am (his version of) his apple pie (his choco ganache?)#so of course his wish is formatted in this way#<3 hehehe#I KEEP SMILING#goodness i love love loveeee him#such an antagonistic wish that stems from such deep reverence..#he is always so intense and even combative for me rather than at me#it's one of my favourite parts of him ever ever ever <3 his power all in my name rather than to lord over me#he wishes to command a complete change in the world when a more genuinely controlling man may have wished to command my agency instead#despite the yandere zig giggles .. i can't see him as a truly dark person :') <3#he's just so terribly cute! so dramatic and chimerical and cute
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HAD A VERY WILD FEW DAYS YAAY
Made pancakes myself for the first time on friday (took me an hour to find everything for the batter. we have 5 types of flour.) and it took basically my entire morning until I had to leave for work
Beat undertale after work (pacifist route, for the first time, cried a little)
next day eat out with my dad, we went to a dining area with tons of food carts & I tried something new :)
get like. wizard high that night. gonna die level high. threw up and then retired to eat cereal out of the box while lying the wrong way in bed (positive experience)
Wake up. learn how to style my hair and that hairspray is traitorous and evil. hang out with malicious wizardboy at the renaissance festival and watch men joust and dive roll away from each other with spark-clashing show swords
hang out with my dad more (made him watch mind game 2001 while high) (he fell asleep) (great movie btw)
very tired but happy :) gave my hands a break from computer strain & reconnected with another buddy so I'm motivated to draw again tomorrow :)! Started writing random silly things again too so I have that to fill my time w & I hope to start posting more of the things I write
#shitboxposting#shitbox diaries#don't remember if thats a tag i have already but idc! yay yay!#kabru from dungeon meshi was at the renaissance festival. nightmarish. also I got ankle bells and now I'm obnoxious!!! im fucking JANGLING#immense fucking joy i love bells and I love bouncing my legs. awesome purchase jangle oc will be seeing this shortly.#my ocs loom above y'all's heads youguys are not ready for my gay and trans creations#the feeling might not hold but. for now. i do not feel lost. or adrift. like for the summer I'm pretty adrift but im getting swept along#yearning terribly now. but. i feel quite alright :)#what good bells will do to a MF. good lord !!!!!!!!!!!!!! yippee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#also i am . pretty confident that i have a direction to go in. like general life. i have short term direction & medium-term direction#and a few long term goals that i can get to via many different pathways. yay !!#dont know what specifically i want to do career wise but i know what direction to head towards ! and that's all i need#also like. understand/accept My Face now. i tripped absolute balls and now its likr. yeah. omg. i know what i look like. & i accept it
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