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gingermintpepper · 4 months ago

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I think, perhaps one of the funniest things to come from EPIC popularising the Odyssey is that now a ton of people think Poseidon wanted to kill Odysseus.

In the Odyssey, Poseidon has no intention of killing Odysseus. In fact, part of the whole reason Zeus lets Poseidon do whatever he wants even though he thinks Odysseus is rad and should get to kiss his wife is explicitly because Poseidon had no intentions of killing Odysseus. Poseidon wanted to pay back the suffering/inconvenience blinding Polyphemus would have caused. It's a really abstract thing tbh. How do you pay back someone permanently disabling your son? Poseidon's solution was just to amputate Odysseus from his other half; i.e. Penelope. The end game was never murder, it was always an endurance race.

(Od. Book 1: Zeus reassuring Athena that he is not, in fact, a part of Odysseus Hater-Nation. Trans. Robert Fagles)

Also, for those wondering if there's any sort of in text reason for why Poseidon wasn't around in God Games - at the time in the Odyssey when Athena petitions Zeus to let Odysseus leave Calypso's island, Poseidon was -checks notes- on vacation in Ethiopia. Yep. He left to Ethiopia for a festival and thusly was very much absent for Athena's whole "please let Ody go? Please? 🥺" request.

(Od. Book 1: While Odysseus was suffering, Poseidon went to party in the east)

I am begging y'all to read the Odyssey. It's a comedy for everyone except Odysseus and Penelope who are, in fact, suffering 24/7 365.

#ginger rambles #ginger chats about greek myths #Sorry for the quality of the quotes but I'm too tired to google a pdf vers of the Odyssey and then edit those so y'all are getting #my crunchy pictures from one of my physical copies of the book lol #it's reiterated multiple times that Poseidon doesn't want Odysseus dead too #he is literally just driving him mad on the ocean because that's what Odysseus condemned Polyphemus to by blinding him #Also there's no good way to mention this but the Odyssey starts #by Zeus lamenting how mortals blame all their troubles and miseries on the gods when that's just not fair #because the gods go out of their way to warn the mortals that will be saddled with the most wretched fates #and they ignore the gods and do whatever they want anyway LMFAO #It's a really smart way to tie in the whole Orestes plot that would have wrapped up in between Odysseus getting stranded on Ogygia #and Odysseus getting off of Ogygia #epic the musical #epic the wisdom saga #zeus #athena #odysseus #poseidon #the odyssey

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wolfchans · 2 months ago

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BANG CHAN ♡ GIANT MV

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thecmaly · 2 months ago

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adoptbduction

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more windbreaker comics

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choccy-milky · 4 months ago

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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )

#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM🙏😩💘#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later🤷 LMFAO #so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER🤺🤺🤺#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste🥹🥹#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian x mc #hogwarts legacy fanfiction #sebastian sallow fanfiction #hphl #choccyart #also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING #THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW😭😭#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD #i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste #esp since she looks so much like clora😭😭#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!😃👍#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: “Sebastian hesitated; if this was Clora’s last gift to him he wasn’t sure he wanted it.”#😭😭😭ITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH😭 TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE💖IM SO TOUCHEDDD💖💖

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juniemunie · 8 months ago

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[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

#junie art post #ink sans #error sans #utmv #errorink #implied. but yea not the focus #this has been turning around in my mind for quite some time. im glad to finish it lmao idk if my ramblings make sense even.#so like listen. do you ever think about how similar the function of the utmv is to the dark worlds in deltarune.#in a meta narrative to fandom sense? idk the word #we are making exaggerated expanded worlds of the ordinary tools and entertainment of the real world and make it into something more #isnt that very very interesting?#and we explore every sort of possibility in that creation. both good and bad #and when all is said and done. every possibility found and the entertainment and secrets has all run out #we put it away. abandon and leave it behind #what is left? what happens to the world and characters we have created? can it sustain without us?#what of the ones left in the dark?#idk if yall saw me a few months ago but i reblogged comyet's old post of ink begging us not to leave him alone and to keep creating #yea that never left me #and seeing exactly THAT SCENARIO in deltarune made my brain iTCH #imagine an ink in King's position.... wait isnt that just underverse #mmmmmmm. darkner ink.....#also error is here too. not just for errorink or that i can't separate these two to save my life #but error is also one of the few people to be able to GET IT?? he can hear the creators too. ink cant #but hes pretty much programmed himself to avoid having a mental break down to this via reboot memory loss.#and ink has his own internal coping mechanism (hooray for short term memory loss)#these two idiots will do anything but confront truths lmfao #ahhh my favorite idiots. never change #mmmmm #deltarune

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electoons · 10 months ago

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I love the college of winterhold. everyone there is casually deranged and there's like an alarming number of students and staff who threaten you immediately when they meet you. it's always one of the first questlines I do. which makes it even funnier when you get made the arch-mage of the college. I'm level 12 and got through this questline knowing exactly 3 spells. what do you mean you want me to lead the college. this school CANNOT be an accredited institution

#i ask if anyone wants this job and everyone starts whistling and checking their phones #their magic phones. theyre scrolls #mia.txt #tes #skyrim #oh no wait i forgot j'zargo wants the position & actively tries to kill you (these are separate events but still probably not unrelated)#and nirya's gunning for it too. you know what maybe its a good thing im the archmage because im never there and don't do anything #i drop in every few weeks for 10 minutes then leave. the place pretty much runs itself right #reddit says “they have a bullying problem” yeah i know i married him #and he's the new boss' special little princess and he can do whatever he wants forever. call the police about it #dont bring your piddly ass problems to the archmage shes busy girlbossing (committing widescale atrocities)#(yes i know this is just how tamrielic mage guilds are but i just think its funny bc everyone fucking hates them specifically #like the rest of the town despises them and allegedly the nords have a special disdain for magic so its kind of funny that they make no #attempt to like. be more normal to gain the locals' trust #and you know what? good for them. fuck them nords)#ulothir #<- mentioned in the tags lmfao

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vcrnons · 3 months ago

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user vcrnons' last straw.zip

#yes I realise this is diabolical but listen #feeling a lot like a victorian man seeing an ankle for the first time today.#noone talk to me about it FANK YEWWWWW #also lmfao i am NOT user tagging this it's going straight into the pits of hell where it -- and i -- belong(s). <3 <3 <3 #vernon #vernon chwe #choi hansol #seventeen #svt #tw flashing #tw eyestrain #although can i just say im v surprised that these do not look absolute CHEEKS bc this was a 1080p file and i am not usually #very good with those. so. if nothing else i can be proud of that. i suppose #jokes aside he moves like melted butter and i could watch him dance for weeks on end GAWD. GAWDDDDDDDD.

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bunnithechubs · 17 days ago

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this boy would win the olympics for biggest fucking liar in the world.

#ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 edit #ts4 gameplay #the sims 4 edit #current household #slate #slate gp #he really does love her #is he going to be good for the next six months? ABSOLUTELY no #lmfao #Jen knows too but she's sticking to her guns #no vinny bs for 6 months #she knows he doesnt love penny but hes got a big mf ego #seeing her engaged really set him off #put darius dos not PLAY about his woman

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hayaku14 · 2 months ago

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all i got from this is that kaito's pick-up lines would totally work on shinichi lmaoooo

#LOOK AT HIM ALL BLUSHY AND SCANDALIZED #lmfaoooo #he got rizzed up by kaito and he didnt even realize 😭😭😭😭😭#OKAY BUT SHINICHI AND KAITO IN ONE MANGA PANEL OH MY GOOOOOF #ALSO AOKO PRETTY GIRL!!!!!!!! SHE'S SO CUTIEPIEEEEE UEEEE 🥺🥺🥺#kaito treat her better pls 😭 she deserves sm better 😭#okay so back to kaishin #LMFAO #Sorry my brain is rotten for them i fear #look gosho already got the canin pairing handled!!! whether he's handling it good or not is debatable lol but he's got that handled!!!!#we on the other hand need to speak up for gay detective and thief duo alongside the detco staf who keeps making gay merch #and op/ed scenes of them!!!!#LOL #so anyway yeah shinichi totally falls for kaito's pick-up lines lol #even more so if kaito tailor makes it for him oh he's GONE #lol #dc prattles #kaishin #rereading the tags and my GOD the misspellings are horrendous lmfaooooo #too bad i cant edit shit on mobile rip

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ask-the-colony-tree-siblings · 3 months ago

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Last post got me thinking. Way in the future, when the twins have fixed their relationship and accepted Riv as their half-sib and everyone’s healed and happy…

Arti and Riv would ABSOLUTELY put makeup on Hunter against his will lmfao

#Rw siblings au #Rw Hunter #Rw Artificer #Rw Rivulet #poor Hunter lmfao #One sibling was bad enough #Now he’s got two #And they’re conspiring against him /j #Anyways this won’t happen for a while #Healing takes time unfortunately #But the trauma twins will eventually just have a normal healthy sibling relationship!#Being a good sister is all about holding your brother down as your other sibling puts eyeliner on him #(Me and my cousins did this to my older brother once lmao)#(He was outnumbered three to one and we put sparkly gold eyeshadow on him)#(He actually kinda owned that look fr tho)

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ilynpilled · 6 months ago

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jaime turning women down constantly more bc he is very monogamous and in love with someone else right now for the first time and is also kinda scared of actually having sex with someone other than cersei is sm better to me than “i respect the kg vows of chastity so intensely rn actually because i changed into a good and serious person” or whatever lol

#i truly dgaf about that bffr jaime dude #like its a stupid vow that says nothing about u as a person lmfao #him in the bath with pia thinking of brienne like u r not fooling anybody honestly #like i truly do think its more copium and not being honest with himself tbfh #like he had a rationalization when pia came into his bed in asos too but then it was purely ‘i only love cers i would never’#and with cat it was so funny when he bluffing and was like uh i cant marry bc of my vows but i could still service u😉😉#he would have pissed himself if he was called on that bluff but only bc he would be cheating on cers and have sex with another woman #man that fucked his twins in a sept next to his sons dead body the moment he returned caring about chastity vows #his development isnt really about keeping every vow ever when most of it is fraudery anyway #like pls he is not keeping his vow to his king rn really 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#i think the vows and respecting them has a deeper meaning thats the whole point which ones do u keep and prioritize and why #like weve been thru this 80x being a real vowhead is not what makes u a good person 😭#deleting ur individuality and personal life to be an honorpillhead lol #the vow to cat has meaning the elite bodyguard vow to never fuck has zero meaning 😭#he was ready to break the no marriage vow w cers pls #im not saying this bc of a shipper endgame in mind i find volcel jaime hilarious its just i dont like it as proof of his development #like ill be real guys sex positive warrior gurm is not pushing the idea that keeping ur chastity vows is what honor is about #like i get that he wants to be better and he is figuring out what that really means but

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swagspren · 2 years ago

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“Adolin, investigate this broken strap,” “Adolin, solve this murder,” “Adolin, testify in court for the fate of humanity.” This is a lot of pressure to put on a horse girl who just wants to duel

#like lmfao #they will just give him any task #regardless of his expertise #which isn’t really true for any other character #the issue with having a good personality and a can-do attitude #stormlight archive #cosmere #adolin kholin

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marblerose-rue · 4 months ago

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new lioden king except ive had him for a couple weeks :-)

#my art #lioden #his name is halo era (or just halo LOL)#HIIIIII im really gonna try to pick up activity again. or aim to at the very least. classes started back up this week and i'll be spending #lot of time on campus. ive got a loose plan to start reading wc again so we'll see if i can hold myself to it #and if i end up not doing that . then ummmmmmmm oops x_x #speaking of campus i really think im gonna have a good semester but i just need to adjust to the change in schedule #ANYWAY really enjoyed drawing him <3 worked on this for a few hours off and on instead of the hw i desperately needed to do LMFAO #its good to know some things never change. like my relationship with homework. and drawing BAHAHA #anyway if u guys want my lioden info please let me know O7

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choccy-milky · 22 days ago

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clora's fav time to tease seb is when they're busy or in public and he has to restrain himself......girly knows what she's doing😇 (from my vellmore oneshot^^)

#he gives as good as he gets....😉(eventually)#i have another super similar scene like this in my current wip oneshot too BAHAHA... i just love teasing seb and riling him up😇#whenever i mention that clora finds seb the most irresistible when HES trying to resist her.... thats just me projecting LMFAO #WEAR HIM DOWN CLORA😈😈😈#i just love stuff like that ILL NEVER GET TIRED OF IT #its even hotter to me bc seb is usually all over clora so when hes TRYING to resist and hold back its like no...U WILL NOT SUCCEED #CLORA WILL MAKE CERTAIN OF IT😇WHILE STILL ACTING LIKE A SWEET LITTLE COY INNOCENT ANGEL😇LMAO #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy fanfiction #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian sallow x oc #clora clemons #choccyart #sebastian x mc

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alxandergoth · 3 months ago

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first day of high school was not a fun time.. 💥

#ts4 #the sims 4 #s4 #sims 4 #ts4 gameplay #holland g1 #holland family save #sofia holland #wolfgang munch #he kept insulting her all day and then they had an actual fight LMFAO #sofia won queeeen #but also they have good compatibility and she's very attracted to him sooo....#occult legacy challenge

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lowkeyren · 4 months ago

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the whole 2.5 was a wild ride ngl

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