#good omens 2

[eklmrlos]

I like to make them kiss

[good-omens-memes-daily]

Day 460 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

[skippysy]

Everybody loves ducks, even demons.

[astronomicalthingz]

i need to watch bright young things again

nononononono LISTEN.

[onceuponapuffin]

Because I'm in a sharing mood and have some extra time:

I've put this in a few other places, so if you see it floating around elsewhere it's me. As far as I know, I'm the only one with this headcanon.

After the Job debacle, Jemima keeps trying to summon Crawley. Not intentionally, and not by way of hellish ritual or anything. She just keeps praying to God for "that funny demon" to come back and play with her.

Crawley can feel it. At first he laughs it off, but after a while it gets annoying. So one day he goes back to Job's place to tell Jemima to stop doing that to tell her that she can't be doing that. He means to tell her off, really. But she ends up showing him all of her new pottery projects. By the time she eventually ends up plaiting his hair he makes up his mind to tell her...

When Sitis comes in, wondering who Jemima is talking to. She sees Crawley, recognizes him.

"Ah Bildad the Shuhite, how lovely to see you again. You're staying for dinner of course." Then she leaves, presumably to get dinner going. Crawley is left speechless, mouth open, no words, not given a choice.

At the dinner table, he feels out of place. Ennon and Kesiah keep looking at him funny, and once or twice they try to ask questions, but Sitis shushes them. After they eat, Crawley is given an open invitation to join them again next week. He says no.

Sitis sets him a place anyway.

He shows up.

Each dinner he's given another invitation. Each time he declines. Each time Sitis sets him a place anyway. Each time he shows up anyway. It's almost like she's known his type before. The type who are prickly on the outside, but sweet on the inside and just wanting someone who is willing to hold them regardless of the thorns. The only other person ever to do that has been Aziraphale, and Someone Knows where he is these days.

Next thing he knows, Crawley has actually become Bildad the Shuhite: Family Friend. He is around regularly, and even Ennon and Kesiah don't mind him so much, although they still roll their eyes at him whenever they think they can get away with it.

He tells Jemima his real name ONCE. While the two of them are alone, playing Tea Party with her dolls.

She mishears "Crawley" as "Crowley."

He keeps it.

[mimisempai]

On the road to GO FInale - Day 21

Always amazed at the little moments of Crowley's casually reassuring Aziraphale.

Master post : here

[texacilian89]

What I love is that in the book it’s always Crowley miracling them a table at the Ritz because “reservations are what happen to other people”. I love that they switched it in the show.

I never thought about Aziraphale also miracled a bubble around Crowley. And not just he could lounge..but also so no one would “accidentally” touch his demon.

I love that Aziraphale didn't just miracle them a free table-- he influenced a five foot horseshoe of free space around Crowley's half of it at midday in a wall-to-wall crowded pub so his snake husband would have room to lounge.

[fruitomens]

I'm still thinking about this.

[good-omens-memes-daily]

Day 462 of posting Good Omens memes Everyday until Season 3

[just-a-dude-666]

the only acceptable reactions

Danny Motta's good omens final 15 face journey is so relatable. 😭

[anotherwellkeptsecret]

It’s a New Craze: 38

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it’s a new craze written by attheborder. Read the fic here.

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[thescholarlystrumpet]

Complete: The Prince and the Naga (a fairytale)

Prince Aziraphale tries to prove himself to his family by going off to slay a beast… only to discover an unexpected ally and learn the real monsters were the ones he left behind.

Rated Explicit Words: 17,082

Art by Nfowleri

For @fairytalegobang

Our story begins, as many do, with a man on a journey. His name is Aziraphale, a prince of Celestia. It is a northern kingdom, vast and sprawling, replete with wealth and very powerful. The ruling family is ancient and known across many lands. 

Aziraphale is a younger son, the heir to spare. He is also a knight of his own realm, trained and battle tested. One battle, that is. Only one. But he comported himself with sufficient skill and bravery to have earned the respect of his men. His family might disagree but only privately, around a long dining table, where his brothers and sisters exchange sneers and sharpen their tongues like knives. 

Prince Aziraphale does not believe he is brave but he does know he is skillful, especially with the long sword currently slung across his back. The scabbard jostles despite being securely fastened and he will find a bruise beneath it come evening. He rides with some haste across the plains at the outskirts of the last village that marks Celestia’s borders. There are cavernous mountains up ahead. 

He leaves before dawn, thanking the innkeeper and the innkeeper’s rather overly attentive wife, handing them a gold piece for their troubles. It would not do to lose a moment of daylight. Light was one of the only advantages he had. 

It was rare for a Prince of any realm to venture out on his own and if his family had known his plan, they would have sent him with a dozen armed guards. If they had bothered to read the note he left behind—tucked into his favourite book—there might already be a King’s Guard party on his tail. 

Prince Aziraphale is a man on a quest, which means he has a very particular destination in mind. In the mountains, he will seek glory and prove himself worthy of his crown. 

Read on AO3 HERE

@goodomensafterdark @fuckyeahgoodomensfanfic

[meanwhile-at-the-bookshop]

Today Muriel found a tarnished medal with a faded ribbon in an empty chocolate box hidden behind a stack of books. It said Congratulations on Your Promotion! on one side, and Earth's Most Devoted Thwarter of Demons! on the other.

[onceuponapuffin]

Accurate

Waiting for Sheen and Tennant’s hair change in December:

[the-fell-family]

If Crowley does get pregnant, will they deliver a live baby like humans and Aziraphale do or lay eggs?

I'm praying it's not eggs. - Crowley