#good divorce lawyers

[jaggedwolf]

was trying to find something else in discord and instead found the time i ranked dads in leverage by the quality of their dad-ing

[arinishi]

He writes his diary entries like a schoolgirl writing about her crush in her diary

[quinn-pop]

i’m at the metadad

i’m at the dededad

i’m at the combination metadad and dededad

[triplecreature]

used to get into arguments because idc about how otherwise good a movie is... if you make characters get divorced or cheat on each other even as some minor thing that isn't relevant to the story I will be coping and seething throughout the whole film and not be able to enjoy it or focus on anything else

[andorerso]

🌤️, 🌈 and 🌧️ for the ask thing? 👀 (sorry i am greedy)

🌤️Share your favorite piece of dialogue from your WIP.

from the next part of the lawyers AU (because I love the trope of two people arguing about a seemingly unrelated third thing when actually, they're arguing about their relationship)

"Maybe she just wanted a little respect," he muses with a wry smile, and Jyn barely represses an eye-roll. "Oh, I think he gave her plenty of respect. But it’s rather obvious that she always thought she was too good for him." "What?" Cassian cries out, sounding genuinely offended for a moment before he schools his features into something more neutral. "That's crap."

🌈 Share something soft/fluffy from your WIP.

okay, I hope THIS is flufflier than the last ahfdghfg 😭 (also from the lawyers AU)

Cassian raises his eyebrows. "Is that all?" Jyn shrugs at him helplessly. "You have nice tits?" When he gives her a blank, unimpressed stare, she heaves a sighs and admits, begrudgingly. "Okay, fine. I like you."

🌧️Share something angsty from your WIP.

oh thank god, something I have plenty of! 😈 from pt. of the Good Behavior AU

She follows hot on his heels, not about to let him to blow her off that easily. "When is it going to be enough?" "When I say it’s enough!" he snaps, half-turning in her direction, and her mouth twists into a cruel smirk. Taking her shot and aiming to kill. "What’s the matter, Cassian? Are you so desperate for companionship that you have to force someone into it? Afraid no one’s going to stay for you?" Like a switch he flips, his expression goes blank in a split of a second, dark brown eyes dull and lifeless as they gaze back at her. "This is business," he breathes, so softly she strains to hear him. "Nothing more."

[alphabetuser]

okay guys but hear me out

a ship between a divorce lawyer and a wedding planner

...boom

[pricegouge]

I just saw your post about price being the other man in a marriage, but what about price ALSO being your divorce lawyer? It's either been years (or so it's felt like) since you and your husband have seen eye to eye. Both of you are ready to call it quits on your marriage and price is the one who you both settle on seeing.

Price consoles you during a VERY difficult time in your life, apparently his version of consolidating others is sex 😌

Have you ever watched arrested development?

[curatedgenesis]

SOMEONE PLEASE WRITE ACE ATTORNEY GOOD OMENS AU !!!! IM BEGGING !!!!!!!

[tea-cat-arts]

What do y’all think Mei would be doing with her life if the Honkai didn’t exist? What are her interests and hobbies? What does she do in her free time (does she even have free time)? Does she have a dream or a field of work she wants to go into (she’s like 20, so it’d be perfectly valid if she didn’t yet)? Who is Mei outside her role in the story?

[ferret-with-a-stick]

You know how the angel Metatron. The divorce angel. Well I keep finding posts about him and how he purposely caused the shit to go down and what not but every time I read his name I read Mettaton like from Undertale.

Like it's all in depth and philosophical and shit then it's just

Like, this man descends from the heavens with a deal Aziraphale can't refuse

[pynkhues]

Having little nephews is having them scream-sing happy birthday to you over the phone and then when your sister asks them how old they think you are, one says a-million-and-six and the other says fifteen 😂

[quiznak-ofgrayskull]

kinnporsche wattpad fic is insane in the best ways

[jacquesthepigeon]

Adrien might get away with it if he manages the assets he inherits and earned as a child star well but like. I think being a stay at home spouse is one of the riskiest decisions one could make. It’s essentially giving up all financial independence and trusting another person to not screw you over in the case you divorce.

And I’m pretty sure Adrien is the type to refuse a prenup bc “true love”. If he were to choose the wrong partner and did not protect himself and his assets properly, he could lose EVERYTHING and be left trying to survive on no post lycée education and a huge gap in his resume.

[boxoftheskyking]

Sometimes I feel the instinct to say "what are you a reddit comment" but that's too meaen

[thevalleyisjolly]

Han and Leia have been married seven times, engaged four times, and divorced nine times. Depending on who you ask, Lando and Han have either been married five times and divorced eleven times, or they still haven’t got around to divorcing from the last time they got married (both insist on taking the Falcon anyways). Meanwhile, Leia and Lando have been fake-engaged twice, actual-engaged thrice, and married once.  They haven’t actually gotten divorced yet because it’s been surprisingly convenient on multiple occasions and it’s a reliable way to send Han into stunned and slightly turned on speechlessness every time he’s reminded of the fact.

Chewie is the best man every time, including both times on Yavin 13 when all three of them got married and that other time on Kashyyyk where everyone assumed that the three of them were Chewie's disaster harem.  Between the three of them and Chewie, they collectively received no less than 14 propositions because Chewbacca is a catch and everyone wants to be a part of that.

[mifunebooty]

Girl, this movie is so bad