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#keeping both the registered officiants and the divorce lawyers of the galaxy in business
thevalleyisjolly · 9 months
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Han and Leia have been married seven times, engaged four times, and divorced nine times. Depending on who you ask, Lando and Han have either been married five times and divorced eleven times, or they still haven’t got around to divorcing from the last time they got married (both insist on taking the Falcon anyways). Meanwhile, Leia and Lando have been fake-engaged twice, actual-engaged thrice, and married once.  They haven’t actually gotten divorced yet because it’s been surprisingly convenient on multiple occasions and it’s a reliable way to send Han into stunned and slightly turned on speechlessness every time he’s reminded of the fact.
Chewie is the best man every time, including both times on Yavin 13 when all three of them got married and that other time on Kashyyyk where everyone assumed that the three of them were Chewie's disaster harem.  Between the three of them and Chewie, they collectively received no less than 14 propositions because Chewbacca is a catch and everyone wants to be a part of that.
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