#gonna name him but idk waht yet

[skelekins]

rough skemtches of Kelek's cat inspired by this video

[moose-muffin]

(1/2) HIII THIS IS <3!! I LOVE THE NAME AND THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SWEET RESPONSE OMG IT MADE MY ENTIRE DAY😭❤️ I FEEL YOU I AM ALSO ABSOLUTELY STARVED FOR T WORD CONTENT FOR THIS FUNNY LITTLE SHOW your headcannons were so adorable omg do you have any more for brett and myc??

FINALLY GETTING AROUND TO THIS LETS GOOO!!! HI <3 ANON IM SO GLAD YOU LIKE THE NAME!!! YOURE SO AMAZING AND THANK YOU FOR BEING SO PATIENT!! AS PROMISED HERE WE GO!!

HI THERE A/N: I HAVENT WATCHED INSIDE JOB IN FOREVER AO IM JUST GONNA POST WAHT I HAD SAVED!!!! IM SO SORRY BC I HADNT DONE MYC HC’s YET BUT IF I REWATCH TEH SHOW OR GET ASKED ILL DEF MAKE SOME!! AGAIN, I AM RLY BAD WITH ASKS AS IM SURE YOUVE FOUND OUT BUT IF YOU STILL WANT ANY LET ME KNOW

(also sorry there’s never a read more!! idk how to do it on mobile I’ll learn someday 😎)

Brett

oh my god I could talk about this man forever ❤️❤️ esp when it comes to tickle hcs so let’s go

my guy is so ticklish!!!! liek the kind of ticklish that everyone pokes him at random bc his reactions are so strong and quite frankly adorable too

i feel like his neck would be a rly good spot?? liek just wiggle your fingers near his neck and he’s in shambles. (ps wiggle your finger under his chin and he is literally putty, in ur hands)

also trace his abs <333 bc they’re definitely super sensitive and he definitely cannot stop squirming but he loves it and will absolutely tell you that later

to expand on that, he ABSOLUTELY likes being tickled, he loves the idea of it too!! the fact that it’s just this sweet little familial thing??? and also makes people happy and smiley and giggly!? count him in!! we all know how much he loves a good found family so tickling would be RIGHT up his alley

also office wise, they would absolutely tease him abt how ticklish he is!!! and he gets so red and everyone loves it

he’s embarrassed but he also loves it, it rly isn’t a secret

HI I CAN DEF REWATCH THE SHOW AND MAKE MORE HCS IF YOUD LIKE!! LOVE AND MISS YOU <3 ANON

[taleofharrison]

Surprise | Luke Hemmings

Summary: A surprise gender reveal party for Luke

Warnings: non really but I’m not really fond of the ending so tell me waht y’all think

Requested: Part of my dad!sos special so no

Word Count: 1260

A/N: It took me YEARS to write this idk why writing for Luke is so hard for me so if you want me to write for him please please please send requests with a plot or just an idea because if not I’m lost

MASTERLIST HERE

It had been 5 months since you found out you were pregnant with Luke's baby. It was a surprise for both of you but to say that Luke was excited when you told him was an understatement, his eyes glistening with nothing but the love felt for you that until that moment he thought he couldn't grow more.

"Can't believe we're only 4 months away from meeting you little bean" he spoke softly to your belly an action he had adopted as by now "are you sure you don't want me to stay?"

"I'm going to be fine" you laughed Luke's protective side had only grown since you told him about the little human growing inside you.

"Because I can call the boys-" Luke was rambling fast he didn't want to let you alone for the day.

"Luke, I'm 5 months pregnant I don't have a broken leg I can be myself and if something happens I'm going to call you" you assured him "now go spend the day with your friends we'll be alright"

"Fine" Luke huffed lowering himself to your small baby bump "daddy will be back soon" placing a small kiss on it.

The sudden knock on the door brought both of you out of your small bubble "That must me Calum"

"I know" Luke sighed "I guess I should be going"

Getting Luke out of the house was the hardest part of the plans you had today but the boys had agreed to help you to get him out of the house and away from you for the whole day or at least the whole morning after Calum's car was out of sight you made your way to the hospital.

You were in the hospital's waiting room scrolling through your Instagram, two couples were keeping you company, one of them seemed to be there for their first appointment and the second one apparently were waiting for the last check-up, a small smile crept on your lips at the image of Luke and you like that.

"How far are you?" the girl who didn't even have a bump asked.

"Around 5 months" you smiled back "I'm here to know the gender"

"Oh how lovely!" she cheered "I'm here for my first check-up with my boyfriend"

The guy next you smiled and gave you a small nod the gleam in his eyes gave away the fact that he was bursting with excitement though his body didn't quite show it.

"I remember my fiancee was nervous but the moment he saw our little bean his was smile was..." you sighed at the memory "priceless"

"Where is he now?" she giggled "I'd love to meet him"

"He doesn't know I'm here" you explained "I want to surprise him with a small gender reveal party next Sunday, his best friends are helping me plan everything"

"That's so sweet! I bet he's gonna love it" she said, "and do you want a boy or a girl?"

"I-I don't mind as long as they are healthy and either way I know Luke's going to be an amazing dad" you answered thinking of how Luke has been treating you so far.

"I'm sure you'll be an amazing mom too" she smiled making you smile too.

"Thank you"

"Y/L/N" the nurse called your name gently getting your attention.

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Luke woke up first he stood in his place admiring his view, his beautiful fiancee peacefully sleeping and the 5-month bump that was just going to keep growing and he smiled.

"Hey little bean good morning" he cooed at your belly and waking you up though it wasn't his intention.

"Happy Father's Day" was the first thing Luke heard "are you excited for today?"

"I'm not a dad yet!" he laughed at your words.

"You surprised me with breakfast in bed on Mother's Day!" you reminded him "let me spoil you"

"Fine" he smiled at you "but no breakfast in bed you are not going to do carry that tray up the stairs"

You laughed at his protective side "Actually I have a small party planned for you so at around lunchtime, we have to be a Michael's for your surprise and Petunia can come with us too"

Petunia who had been sleeping on the floor by your side of bed groaned loudly, like Luke she never left your side she had become as protective as him but unlike him, she did let you reached for the high shelves in the kitchen.

"Fine" he playfully huffed "but we are cuddling in bed for a little longer"

A few hours later you were parking in front of Mike's house Calum's and Ashton's cars already there making Luke frown at the sight.

"Why are my bandmates here?" he questioned as he helped you get down of the car

"They helped me plan everything," you said nonchalantly "and Crystal helped too"

He had been asking all morning about it but you never really said anything until now, when you entered the house along with Petunia Ashton and Calum took Luke away from you taking him to the living room so Michael could say to you what the three men were thinking.

"Why is Crystal the only one who knows the gender?" he yelled whispered not risking Luke hearing in the other room.

"Well because if I had told you guys, it would've probably slipped from one of you" you whispered back making Michael's mouth open offended by the statement which he hated to admit was right.

"That's not-" he was interrupted by Crystal who grabbed your hand a dragged you to the kitchen with her.

"Everything's ready and I have the gift wrapped up waiting outside" she cheerfully informed you.

"Great" you sighed "I just hope he loves it"

"It's a really sweet gesture" she confirmed you once again "stop being so nervous"

"He wanted to wait until the end of the pregnancy to know" you kept rambling "and I went behind his back to do this I-

"Hey listen to me!" she interrupted "we've had this conversation three times now he's gonna love it and won't mind it and now it's time to go to the backyard, it's time"

You and Crystal told the boys it was time to go to the backyard were decorations in pink and blue had taken all over the place Moose and Southy were wearing ribbons around their collars too one pink and the other blue.

"What the-" Luke turned to look at you, "I thought we'd wait-"

"Surprise!" you exclaimed though it came out more as a question "I went rogue sorry and planned this with your friends"

"And before you ask no, we don't know" Ashton chirped in the conversation "Y/N and Crystal didn't trust us enough"

You laughed at Ashton's words, Luke stood there looking at everything for a little moment before kissing you "Thank you" he whispered and you smiled out of all the scenarios you had created on your head this one wasn't one of them.

"Here" you gave him the small box for him to open "Alright guys it's time for the reveal get around here"

The three Aussie men completely ignored what they were doing to make a small circle around you. Luke opened the box and showed the boys a dog collar that said 'big sister' and onesie that said 'little sister' along with a small pink guitar.

"It's a girl!" he said before hugging you and his bandmates afterward "I love you so much" he whispered to your lips kissing them again.

(again the gifs don’t load as fast as I want so a pretty picture of Luke I found on my galley)

[mani-mari]

Misfits Season 4 babey!! here we go!!

holy!! holy crap!!!

okay!!! that’s a lot to take in

SPOILERS beyond this point!

UH.......... I’ve no idea where to start

OKAY I- I miss Kelly :,^( I love Kelly and i miss her and I love Simon and Alisha and I miss them

I like Jess a lot though! She’s funny

I liked Finn throughout the whole episode UNTIL the very last scene. he’s literally kidnapped someone and made her like..... his sex slave I guess. that’s super fucked up. He’s not a very good person. At. ALL. hate him.

I’m glad we’ve still got Curtis, throughout all of this shit, only one rock remains. And yet I believe that he, too, will leave the show in the end.

btw Finn’s power......... yikes that’s wack. Like he can barely control it. idk why. whether it was because the plant was in a pot or something else, it’s wack. he is just an all-around bad character, oof. I like Jess’s power, but I feel like x-ray vision shouldn’t be such a general power?? maybe it’s got multiple forms like the time-travel power does.

so right now I’m gonna watch episode 2 as well

nevermind I guess he can move mugs

cool. nice.

yeah im not gonna just sweep over what happened there-

THAT POOR WOMAN. does she actually have a disease though or is Finn being an absolute prick? like I feel so bad for her.

-- “He took [my power] twice. Was a mistake... both times.” BITCH. tHe history beHIND that statement I;’m fcrying. I’m crying. Poor baby Curtis i love you Curtis you’re the ROCK in this season I lvove you. i lvoe oyu

-- uhh okay w- how is Ally blind ... and racist....

yknow what i’m not gonna ask questions, she’s a yikes moment, let’s move on

-- uh oh. I think Rudy’s makeshift condom won’t work. I think Ally might end up pregnaaant

BTICHCHH YESS RUDY HAS STANDARDS WE STAN

the- the dog- the dog got a power... can we talk about this.. cAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS???????????? WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT TEHE FUCK. ANIMALS, RIGHT, ANIMALS GOT POWERS FROM THE STORM. THAT’S AMAZING.

-- never mind what I said Rudy just ate an egg sandwich from off the floor. standards my foot. he is a truly mysterious person

-- i’m very disappointed in SADIE and I’m very disappointed in FINN like why would you FORGIVE him for TYING you up, and why would you FORGIVE her for, no matter how slightly, USING you for her own benefit- like- what the heck, guys. what the heck

-- hey everyone announcement I think I might be stupid

I keep forgetting that Sadie has that power and I’m almost positive she’s still using it on Finn, like Jess said

Jess is so smart wow i love her and I am so stupid

-- real quick Rudy mentioned Live Aid and I had NEVER heard of that before I’d seen Bohemian Rhapsody. Why is that. Nobody talks about Live Aid anymore. Of course maybe that’s because it was an embarrassment because it didn’t work lol. But hey, it showed human community right? That counts for something..

alright back to the show smh

-- the little sm,,mile that Curtis gives when he’s sm,ITTEN with anyone is sO cute. he’s so cute. He must really like Lola lmaooo get ‘em, tiger

speaking of probation worker I don’t like the one they have now. like, he’s only said one funny thing so far. and that was the God-almighty joke thing. hmm. I’ll have to see about this season... very different... but I do like it

-- WAHT TEHE FUCK IS GOING ON IN EPISODE THREE????????? ARE Y’ALL ALRIGHT OVER THERE??? IT’S BEEN ABOUT 7 YEARS RIGHT? IS IT TOO LATE TO ASK QUESTIONS? HELLO

so i looked on the list of misfits characters and I guess Jess and Finn just don’t have last names. cool. + I just realized neither does Seth. fuck this show

[i-write-stories-not-sins-bitch]

Ok breaks over.

Omg they found the leshy

Why the leshy kinda???

I fucking love Geralt little run.

FHAT THE FUCK IS THAT UNHOLY ABOMINATION ITS A CENTIPEDE THING THAT LOOKS LIKE THAT THING JASKIER SAW ON THE MOUNTAIN THAT GAVE THE KNIGHT DIHAREA

RUN BITCH RUUUUUN

She so smol she hide under rock tiny ciri

Don’t do it

FOR FUCK SAKE CIRI DO AS YOUR DAD TELLS YOU

You couldn’t have just hidden. Now you’re trapped. Stupid girl. Scream, we know you can

Scream

Oh

Oh no

It wasn’t bad

It went evil was it.

It stopped and then Geralt killed it

I feel like we’re gonna see a whole mother side of monsters now and Geralt’s gonna get ‘told off’ by ciri

Less than perfect means death

Uh, okay. Tell that to me and the millions of other imperfect people

—

Okay Yen are you really gonna kill Carin? (Is that his name?)

Oo sacrifice sacrifice sacrifice

Head chop board

Head gonna roll

Would you look at that, a bunch of bigoted royals and high ups.

Triss has been summoned away??

Tissaia is listing out the mages killed at the battle of sodden and it’s upsetting me

FOLTEST IS HERE OMG EWW INCEST MAN

Bord man gon die

Wonder if he squeaks in death as he does in life

Idk but when they talked of a prisoner I thought of Jask straight away. Was disappointed. He still ain’t here.

Yen are you really gonna do it? I don’t think you will

What words, Old lady?

Yen serving looks as always

Simple yet gorgeous

Bird man dead? Bird man live? Idk it’s taking ages

Yen are you?

SHE FREED HIM?!?

GOOD GIRL YEN

Man don’t do it

OO she’s letting him go with her?

She’s gonna be soooo in trouble

End of ep 3

And still no Jaskier ffs

———

Episode 4

We best have Jaskier in this one I

stg

Ok so Ciri is running through the woods. Is this a cat and mouse game to see if she can hide well?

Well she fucking failed

OH MY GOD TRISS AAA BABY HI

Awh baby

Triss healing Ciri’s cut awhh

TRISS IS ADORABLE SHE JUST PICKED A FLOWER FOR CIRI

Geralt is here AND HE HAS A BOAR HE LOOKS SMEXY

Italian Vesemir hi

Ugh I love triss

She’s adorable

How do triss and Geralt know eachother? Through incest of course

What else?

Wait why are they trapping elves!!

Okay man needs a piss

WAHT

Awh no

That’s not even

What the fuck tou sick twisted man

Just made a man piss himself cause he couldn’t hold it and he was an elf .

Omg Yennefer is on a wanted poster

Man sort your hood out you ain’t fooling anyone

Damn they’re about as good at covering their faces as Thor is. And it ain’t even cute on them

——

Omg this Redanian royal is SO gay

Is that Hedwig??

Man tryna poison the gay king 👑

King is so over it

Is this man okay to trust? The king doesn’t seem bad

Oh damn okay fuck this man

Hedwig listening in lol

wAIT THE OWL IS ACTUALLY SOMEONE???

T R A N S F I G U R A T I O N, P O T T E R

I’m confused on this herbs or mushrooms shit? In December? Eh? I’m so confused what was the point of that conversation?

Talk of the striga

Ciri and Triss being adorable that is so cute

Italian Vesemir strikes again

Oo Triss is gonna be Ciri’s advisor?

Coën is adorable as all fuck

——

Yen and bird guy again.

People beating the shit out of an elf

A knight found them

AHAHAHA YEN COMING IN CLUTCH WITH A FUCKING LUTE TO THE HEAD

Ewww the sewers. That place is probably teeming with shit

Awhhh a deaf boy that’s actually so cute

Or mute? He can hear ?

Oh wait Yen knows Sign Language?

OXUNFURT AGAIN

Wait what if Jask is in Oxenfurt?

This boy is so cute

Awhhh he has a crush on yen awhh

He just signed “you’re very pretty” he’s so adorable and shy I REALLY HOPE HE DOESNT TURN OUT TO BE EVIL

There’s a massive monster in the shit swamp sewers

——

So ciri has chaos but not chaos

She sees things.

So the centipede thing is unknown to them. They both wanted ciri

Triss and Geralt have such a cute relationship. I don’t think it’d be a romantic one like they had in the books and games but I feel like they’re good old friends who’ve been through shit together

People want ciri and we STILL DONT KNOW WHY.

Fuck off Geralt you’ll live forever if I say so

Triss having PTSD just hurts

I live Triss but her eyebrows don’t match her hair color and it’s activating my picky nature

I’m scared they gonna kiss rn and I don’t want that

She hold his hand dont

Don’t

Do NOT stay with her tonight Geralt

YES BITCH I LOVE TRISS BUT NO

Triss is only trying to push away thoughts, would basically be using Geralt so.

——

Sewers again. Back then would they even have had sewers?

The deaf boy is an elf! I didn’t even realise! His ears have been cut, gods sake

So he learned sign language in a week? Or maybe he was dead beforehand.

Boy is thinking of a whole life with yen Awh

NO THE MONSTER GOT HIM

NO YOU ASSHOLE TOU LEFT HIM

YEN WAIT WHY GO AFTER HIM YOU DONT HAVE M A G I C

OH SHE GOT CAUFHT??

Awh god yen I’m so sorry she’s been through so much

YES BITCH TELL HER HOW AMAZING SHE IS

Oh shit yeah the fire took her magic

Oh shît everything’s coming out now

God I find bird man so fucking attractive

TWAT ELF IS BACK AND HE JUST SAID SHE WOULDVE DONE THE SAME FUCK THAT

OH MY GOD IS THAT JASKIERS VOICE

IT IS I OH MG HES SINGING THE HEARTBREAK SOMG OMG HE CALLED GERALT THE BUTCHER AAA

YEN SMILED WHEN SHE HEARD HIS VOICW AANDQJJ

I CANT EVEN TYPE

JASKIER IS HELPING ELVES OMG

THIS SONG OMG ITS ABOUT YEARNING AND OMg

I can’t even

He’s so

I love him

THERE IS SO MICH LOVE AND ADMIRATION M

Oh god

He’s got so much PTSD

He stopped and he got lost

Jaskier is broken

Oh god

He just stopped for a second and he got so lost

“Watch me burn all the memories of you” this is so raw Jaskier I can’t even I need to hug him he shouldn’t go through this after 2 fucking decades of trying his best for Geralt and never even getting a single thank you. Being told to leave him constantly. And he finally did and it’s broken him.

Uh god

dARA

It’s fucking DARA

——

Nice ciri, a dress now.

Oh wait dm it’s just a pretty top

Lambert, COËN, what the fuck why are you being mean to her she just wanted to be pretty for a bit

She had a flower in her hair and they made fun of her

Triss do it! Fucking rip em a new one! She mentioned periods too!! And the fact that ciri might loose that kind of thing if they don’t be careful with what they feed her

Okay let’s see

No alchemy in the centipede thing

A MONOLITH

OH MY GOD ITS YENNIFERS EX BOYFRIEND

Irteed itreed? I don’t remember his name ffs

BUT ITS HIM

Oops this is long

SEASON 2 AAAAAAAA

[sadrien]

wanna chat? pt. 15

on ao3 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15

wow has it been A Week

i have two tests in a few hours and i have so many notes left and calc problems and i'm dying so have this!

there are two links in the chapter and i know you're probably like. why would i click those? i mean i wouldn’t trust me either, but i swear they're fine. ignore the first if you'd like, but if you don't click the second you're probably going to be fairly confused? you'll see what i mean

this is extra long because i'm feeling extra procrastinate-y

(sorting hat = nino, cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub = alya, dipshit = adrien, ahHHH = mari)

i'm off to fail. enjoy~

3:23

sorting hat: what the fuck was i thinking were french wed go to beauxbatons oh also @alya akuma attack

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: but thats bORING wait what fuCK WHEN I FINALLY DECID E 2 SLEPE

sorting hat: please dont leave the house im too tired

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: …. nino what the fuck is thsi akuma

sorting hat: why would i know???

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: bc i dont

sorting hat: love that 3 in the morning logic

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: all thats on the forums is pics of it stacking cars??????????? @hawkmoth wyd

sorting hat: being a dick probably

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok tru oooo something new in the inbox of the ladyblog make ur bets now

sorting hat: i say random theory

dipshit: Fanart duh

sorting hat: bro!!! youre up!! <3

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: gm marshmallow my love

sorting hat: howd you wake up? did the akuma get close to your house and finally make noise or osmething?

dipshit: Oh I never went to bed

sorting hat: …

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: what the SHI T SLEEP BOI

dipshit: Trust me, I would’ve if I wanted to

sorting hat: mari is the only one of us with any sense

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: shes a smart one

dipshit: Yeah Anyway what’s in the inbox

sorting hat: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRr9NG7RE0

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: thank u bab much appreciated but also ur a nerd anyway its wait waht ths hit hlyk fucik

sorting hat: uhhhh alya you ok??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i S HTIS  AK JOKE IMS TCARED TO CPIICK IT

dipshit: Well what is it??

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: IS T A FICKUING VIDOE WITH CHANT OIRS  FACE AS THE THUMBLNAIL FIFS:DKLFJ:SDLKFJQWIUE:C:KJGK:SJ

sorting hat: wait like like he shot it himself??

dipshit: That’s some dedication is it like mid-akuma fight or something

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ahhhHHH I DON TKNOW I HAVNE TWATCHED IT YET its itS THE M TEHY METION ME MOM HOL Y FCUK i can t;breakt h im oginna die nsow WAITN I NEDD TO POST

sorting hat: please dont die on us yo send me the link fam

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DINOSUAR SCREEEECH  

dipshit: Did you mean pterodactyl screech

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THISNK I CAN SPELL THAT NR

dipshit: Honestly I didn’t even spell it right I had to use spellcheck

sorting hat: smh fake fan i bet you cant even name ten dinosaurs

dipshit: Do you want me to try???

sorting hat: no no i do not not right now maybe after school

dipshit: Does spelling count

sorting hat: yup scientific names only too bro no long neck bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ladyblog.tumblr.com/post/324367743289/update-from-the-favs ICAHT STOP YELLING IM SO GETITN G INTORUBLE FOR BEIGS O LOUD BUT HOLY SHI T

sorting hat: dang they look exhaust ed and that akuma really is just stacking cars

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i need a flashing gif thatj us tsays LADYNOIR IS CANON

sorting hat: bro thi s is so accurate to staying up until 3 am tho

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: HE CALLED HER PERFEC T

dipshit: Missed pun opportunity Could’ve said purrfect

sorting hat: im kicking you out

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: MARHSMALLOW I LIVOE U also i think theyr right about it being a kid

sorting hat: but like lb said its really late

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i mean tru

sorting hat: it looks like theyre building a castel or somethng

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: a fortress!!!

sorting hat: yeah!!!

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: to protect them from d r a g o n s or scary things

sorting hat: yo it couldve just been a kid with a nightmare if you by that

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: god whne the girls have a nightmare its ROUGH sometiems nothing will get them back to bed cant blame them i mean one of  the things that helps them is drwing nightmares fuk i woudlnt want to go back to sleep either

dipshit: The akumas building a fortress huh?

sorting hat: idk man we arent talking to the akuma ask chat

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: oh yeah no that failed

sorting hat: ????

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: he tried to talk to them and they just like picked him up and threw him away some1 submitted a video rip chat noir

dipshit: Sounds painful

sorting hat: rip in pepperoni anyway if you look at the akuma theyre sorta dressed up ya know

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i wanna say ur projecting the castle thing but ur right that thing in their hair looks like a crown

dipshit: Huh you’re right

sorting hat: man i need to sleep akumas are bullshit

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: i just watche dthe video for the sixth itm e im gnna memorize it

sorting hat: babe please if youre gonna memorize something you should wait for a better vidoe

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: DO U THINK THEYLLY SEND A NOTHER

sorting hat: idk why not they sent thsi one

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT FAM oh snap here come the amgic ladybugs there the y go ayyyy

sorting hat: sleep

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub: ok godo plan see u in a few hours 2 cry

PM between dipshit and ahHHH

ahHHH: I cannot bleieve you used our friends to stop an akuma

dipshit: Can you please let me live

ahHHH: I cant believe you sent taht video to alya

dipshit: Did you see how happy she was?????

ahHHH: Oh my god Im going to bed Please actually sleep???

dipshit: Uhh No promises but I’ll try my best

ahHHH: You better Night kittne

dipshit: See you in a few hours Night bugaboo

7:58 in hogwarts house discourse

sorting hat: i want to die

cochairman of adrien agreste fanclub has changed their name to ladynoir keeps me living

ladynoir keeps me living renamed this conversation to “life is meaningless”.

dipshit: Optimistic

ahHHH: Fuck m y life and efverythign in it

  16:03

ladynoir keeps me living has renamed this conversation to “what the fUCK”.

ladynoir keeps me living: what the fuc k what thif cuk what teh kcuk WHAT THE ICUK NINO

sorting hat: babe im standing right next to you im processing gimme a fucking second

ladynoir keeps me living: ... 

sorting hat: ok i had a second what

ladynoir keeps me living: whaT ETH FCUK YOU TWO REPSOND YOU FUCKERS BOLTED WHAT HTE UC K

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and ahHHH

ladynoir keeps me living: MARINETTE DUPAIN CHENG WHAT THE FUC K MARI!!!!!!!!!!! ANSWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PM between ladynoir keeps me living and dipshit

ladynoir keeps me living: answer uR GODDAMN PHON E I M GODING HUNT U DOWN I F U DONT RESPJNOD  

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: did i just see what i htink i saw correction did alya and i see what we think i saw bro adrien agreste are you here hellllooooooo shit dude

PM between sorting hat and ahHHH

sorting hat: dude dude what was that how long has that been a thing broski marinette goddammit guys

PM between ahHHH and dipshit

dipshit: Uh I’m really sorry about that It just Happened

ahHHH: Its fine Youre fine Its fine Were all fine

dipshit: Are they…?

ahHHH: Yup I have So many messages Oh my go d

dipshit: I’m so sorry

ahHHH: Its both our faults or something

dipshit: You want Alya or Nino

ahHHH: Uh lets do this the simplest way you go nino i go alya Good luck

dipshit: Same to you

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ahHHH: What

ladynoir keeps me living: ok deep breaths do not what me i saw that nino saw that you lived it

ahHHH: lived what

ladynoir keeps me living: U JUST KISSED ADRIEN AGREST E

ahHHH: um

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dipshit: Hey Nino What’s up

sorting hat: ha ha very funny alyas having a cow but seriously did you and marinette kiss

dipshit: Uhh I mean yes Yes we did There was lip touching going on there It was an accident

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ahHHH: It was an accident!!!!

ladynoir keeps me living: an aCCIDENT

ahHHH: Were both really tired and we were standing next to each otehr and idont know what happened

ladynoir keeps me living: what did u fall asleep on each others lips or something?!??!??!?!?!? accident?!??????

PM between sorting hat and dipshit

sorting hat: an accident

dipshit: I kind of Wasn’t thinking

sorting hat: really fucknig smooth bro

dipshit: Sue me

sorting hat: no thank s are you two dating now or?

dipshit: No we’re not

sorting hat: but you like marinette before you say no please know i just saw you lock lips and i also am your best friend and also have eyes

dipshit: Ok yes I like her

sorting hat: so are you gonna ask her out

dipshit: Uhh ... ...no I don’t think so

sorting hat: bruh why not??

dipshit: It’s complicated

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ladynoir keeps me living: i hate both of u ur actuallt he worst

ahHHH: Im sorry???

ladynoir keeps me living: MAKE OUT ALREADY

ahHHH: Alya stop!!!!! We arent dating or anyhting

ladynoir keeps me going: what hte fUCK why not!!!!! u kissed!!! u 2 talk all the time u make each other laugh u spend a ton of time together u like each other ur dating

ahHHH: Al Im not dating adrien!!!

ladynoir keeps me going: ok fine but u could

ahHHH: By that logic I could also be dating you and nino

ladynoir keeps me going: yes yes u could be

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sorting hat: complicated??? what about it is complicated?????? you like her she likes you if you havent figured that out by now i dont know what to tell you dude other than maybe all that homeschooling made you worse at social interaction than we thought cause its freaking obvious man like really really obvious

dipshit: It really is complicated, I swear

sorting hat: what?? do you like someone else too or something?

dipshit: Yeah Actually I do

sorting hat: who? ladybug still?? i mean same ladybug is fucking awesome and ive been in a room with teh two of you chemistry and awkwardness but like dont take this the wrong way dude but what are your chances? im not gonna pull an alya and say lb and cn are a thing but how well would dating a superhero really work out? you like mari mari likes you youve already kissed once you guys are so close already might as well just change the relationship status on facebook you know? adrien? ok well think on it dude ill be here if you wanna talk

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ahHHH: Its not that simple

ladynoir keeps me living: yes it is? do u like him? yes does he like u? yes did u like kissing him? im gonna guess yes is it the asking out part ur scared of cause i can totally bug him into asking u out first

ahHHH: No its not that its just I Its kinda complicated

ladynoir keeps me living: ??????

ahHHH: I cant really

ladynoir keeps me living: mari u ok?? do u need me to come over cause i can

ahHHH: No its ok Im fine

ladynoir keeps me living: did adrien do smth do i need to beat him up

ahHHH: No! No its not him Adrien is perfect

ladynoir keeps me living: sap

ahHHH: Just Give me a minute Ok?

ladynoir keeps me living: ill wait for u to text first

ahHHH: Thanks

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dipshit: So

ahHHH: So

dipshit: That happened

ahHHH: Yup

dipshit: Nino asked if we were dating

ahHHH: Alya did too

dipshit: Mari I like you a lot

ahHHH: And I really like you too But theres a but right?

dipshit: Yeah You too?

ahHHH: Yeah

dipshit: I think we should just Wait? A little bit?

ahHHH: I was thinking the same thing Not necessarily a long time just Some Time

dipshit: Exactly I mean I’ve been in love with you for months honestly But there’s…

ahHHH: Same here I’ve had a huge embarrassing crush on you since the beginning of the year

dipshit: Glad we’re the same level of awkward and embarrassing

ahHHH: That wasnt our first kiss By the way Just Thought you should Probably know at this point

dipshit: Wait what?

ahHHH: Dark Cupid? You um I needed to break his hold on you and I remembered class and there had been something about a kis sbreaking a spell so Yeah You didnt remember so I didnt say anything Maybe I shouldve I jsut felt Really awkward about it??? Sorry

dipshit: Oh Um

ahHHH: IM REALLY REALLY SORRY

dipshit: It’s fine!!! Really it’s fine It sounds like it’d be awkward to bring up But thanks for telling me I appreciate it

ahHHH: Of course Um Im gonna do some homeowrk so I can go to bed early tonight Hopefully Hawkmoth will leave us alone

dipshit: Oh god I hope so I can’t do another late night That was terrible

ahHHH: That video was awful But it was fun You might sway me on this social media thing yet kitty

dipshit: :3c

ahHHH: Youre the w o r s t

dipshit: I know Let me know if you have any problems with chem or physics I did the homework while she was going over the stuff from yesterday

ahHHH: Its unfair how smart you are

dipshit: Promise you’ll ask for help??

ahHHH: Yeah I promise Dont you have piano today?

dipshit: Yup and I should probably go get ready for that Good luck my lady

ahHHH: You too kitten