#gonna harp on that forever yep

[fullscoreshenanigans]

#Tbh it wouldn't surprise me if there was an illegitimate Ratri child somewhere around in the premium farms #And technically they could just not recognize the child as a Ratri on virtue of being a cattle child (via @thathilomgirl)

I also wouldn’t be surprised by any of the Ratri clan (since it says the whole clan and not specifically the head, so potentially someone like Andrew from the branch family could contribute to this too) taking advantage of this unbalanced relationship out of a sense of entitlement or ennui. With the degree of separation they and their scientists put between themselves born in the human world and the cattle children born in the demon world while having a wealth of knowledge of human history where chattel slavery was a very real thing, most view the cattle children as sub-human. They can be copulated with and similarities are recognized, but that mental block is still there to avoid any cognitive dissonance.

As for what it would mean to Norman, he’s never indicated any sense of loss related to not knowing members of his immediate birth family or fretting over his origins, but for him to be related to the clan that’s perpetuated this system of abuse over a millennia and with how his rigid sense of morality lent itself to the idea of exterminating every single demon, if he was in a particularly negative thought spiral, it might eat at him on some bad days.

(“Dreams Do Come True” epilogue)

And if anyone from the clan attempted to connect with him over it, he’d feel insulted.

Okay, stupid headcanon time (again)!

I guess most of us speculated once or twice during our time reading/ watching The Promised Neverland, that Norman could be related to William Minerva aka James Ratri, due to their looks and behaviour and overall savior complex. It didn’t helped Demizu depicted them both in weirdly similiar ways throughout the manga, as for example seen here:

Now, Shirai denied the speculations of the fanbase, stating Norman wasn’t related to the Ratris at all. Here comes my theory playing in.

Certainly James (or Peter) isn’t related directly to Norman, nor his father. But while re-reading Volume 19 of the manga, I stumbled across the profile of Grace Field headquarters.

See this little section here?:

Ratri Clan’s guest room - probably for when the current head of the Ratri clan (or one of his deputies) “honors” headquarters with their visit. Now, what if, in all those years Grace Field exists, one of the Ratris (or maybe even more?) took a liking to a sister working in the headquarters? Having their fun together, resulting in a little poor cattle child with a father, which controls the whole farm system himself? What if one (or maybe even more, again?) cattle child born from this connection was a girl, allowed to grow up and having children of her own? What if some dear Ratri blood flows in some of the current sisters and also Norman, making him related to the Ratris, but only over several generations?

Of course it’s all just speculation, a mere headcanon of mine, and doesn’t change anything for Norman or any other from the Ratri family. The thought alone amused me for the shere comedic potencial 😌

What do you think?

[bitchinbarzal]

Hi love,

Can you do 6. "I missed you this Christmas" with #6, Mr Brock Boeser?

listen…. I’m sorry

-

“Come on daddy, we’ve got to go!” Harper pulled on Brock’s arm.

“Put your hat and scarf on first! It’s cold Harps then we can go” the little girl did as told, pulling her hat on and draping her scarf on before she called on the dogs.

“Oolie, Milo! Let’s go see mommy!” She smiled waiting by the door for the two dogs to sit and get their leashes on.

The pair trudged through the snow. Harper happily telling Brock all about her day as if he hasn’t spent it with her and about the gift that her uncle Petey had bought her.

When they arrived Harper led the way, she knew it like the back of her hand.

She led the way down the path, stopping and dropping the leashes of the dogs who sat “Stay here, I go see mama first”

They had no clue what she was saying but stayed where they were nevertheless, Brock stood back too. Watching his little stride forward.

“Hi mama, merry Christmas” she announced, brushing the snow off the stone infront of her.

“Uncle Petey bought me the doll house I want! It’s so cool and daddy is gonna play with me” she babbled on, on about her Christmas Day, what the dogs were doing, the latest Canucks score.

When she was finished she smiled at her father who beamed at her then she moved to stand next to the dogs, allowing Brock to move forward.

“Hi baby, merry christmas. She’s getting so big you know? Too big and I hardly knew what to buy her, you’d know this stuff you were always best at this I mean the best gift you ever gave me for Christmas was our baby girl, hey?” Brock heard Harper giggle behind him at him talking about her.

“I missed you this Christmas, more than the others. This one just felt worse. Harper’s got me though, right baby?” The little girl ran over, lifted into her dads arms.

“Yep! I got it mama, don’t worry!” She smiled, head dropping onto his shoulder.

They stayed a little while longer, the dogs laying down on the grass before it began getting dark. Brock kissed Harper’s head “okay, say goodbye sweetpea it’s time to go home”

“Okay daddy” she nodded, turning back.

“Bye mommy! We go now but I’ll be back! Tell grandpa hi, I hope he got you Christmas presents in heaven! Love you!”

Brock could only stare at the little girl, a tear falling down his cheek at her words, admiring just how strong she was.

Harper just stared at him “Daddy! Say bye-bye!”

“Sorry sweetpea” he mumbled, looking back.

“Bye baby, we’ll see you next week. Look over our girl okay?”

When they got home Brock had dished up dinner, with Harper setting the table.

When Brock came into the dining room holding the turkey he stopped and looked at the table.

Three place settings.

Harper just beamed “Mama sits with us, okay?”

He nodded “Of course baby, mama sits with us”

“Merry Christmas Daddy, love you”

“Merry Christmas Sweetpea, I love you more”

“Merry Christmas mama, you don’t have to say it back I know you love us forever”

-

lol I mega dragged out that ending

[sallyf4ce]

Can I ask please request an vampire or a biblical accurate angel S/o with sal fisher? Basically they reveal their true self to him after being with him already for a couple of years. Thanks!

here you go anon!! hope you like it :)

with all the bullshit going on in addison apartments, he’d definitely believe you lmao

you felt guilty, really

sal took his mask off for you, which was extremely hard and important for him, so why were you still hiding?

you decided that it was unfair, that sal showed his all to you, so you should show yours

that night, you were laying in bed, on his chest, and you decided to do it

“sal?”

“hmm?”

“i’m uh, i’m an angel.”

“i know you are, baby.” he chuckled

“no, really.”

he leans up as you got off the bed

“please don’t run.”

“why would i-”

a blinding light fills the room and sal quickly covers his eyes

there you stood levitated, gold rings and many wings reflecting the light, hundreds of eyes fixated on sal

“that’s not what i thought angels looked like.” he mutters in awe. “you’re actually..”

your many wings flap in delight as he approaches you

“can you still speak?”

“yep.” your voice reminded him of a harp,,, it was smooth, almost musical

“wow, (y/n), i guess the nickname really stuck.” his pale hands traced your wings as he looked into your eyes

“i’m gonna change back now, or i’ll have to go back up.”

he backs away and you revert back to human

after sorting yourself out, you both lay down again

“so, ‘re you immortal?” sal hums as he traces patterns into the nape of your neck

“well, kind of. ‘m in the fourth circle of angels, so i stay down here with humans, kind of like a guardian angel. if i want to die, i can. i don’t have to go back to heaven. if i want to live forever, i just switch lives.”

“how many lives have you had?”

“more than i can count.” you smiled, “although i think this one’s my favourite.”

sal’s eyes trace your delicate features. you really did look like an angel.

“i think i’m gonna die with you, sal.”

[underfell-crystal]

Incorrect Allied Enemies AU quotes

@kiokodoodles

June: What's a mix between the words mad and sad?

Mal: Disgruntled, miserable, desolate-

Harp: Smad.

*Aspen and Harp sitting in jail*

Aspen: So who should we call?

Harp: I'd say Trixx but I feel safer in jail.

Jasper: I trust Elli.

Junior: Do you think she knows what she's doing?

Jasper: I wouldn't go that far.

Jax: It's a tits out kind of day.

Pyre: PUT A FUCKING SHIRT ON.

Pine: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Paps: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?!

Mimi: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Pyre: Wasn't Harp with you?

Harp: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Myla: Trixx and I were walking down the street and some guy riding a carriage whistled at us.

Jax: *sigh* What'd she do?

Myla: She chased him to the next intersection and...

Trixx: Who wants a free horse?

Myla: Could you be any more annoying?

Cyrus: Yes.

June: Elli, we don't kill people.

Elli: I think you mean YOU don't kill people.

Harp: I have an idea.

Mimi: Is it a good idea?

Harp: Let's not get ahead of ourselves now.

Aster: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Jax: Look, I understand we're under a lot of pressure right now, but watch your fucking language.

Elli: You played me!

Cyrus: Like the cheap kazoo you are!

Rus: I'm an expert at identifying birds.

Mimi: Okay, what about those ones over there?

Rus: Yep, those are all birds.

Junior: Ugh, I feel so burnt out.

Trixx: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.

Junior: Are you... gonna assassinate me?

Trixx: Well not if you're expecting it.

Jax: Mal taught me to think before I act. So rest assured, if I beat the shit out of you, I thought hard about my decision and am completely confident in it.

Mal: Be careful about succumbing to these sorts of destructive... urges. Addiction can be a powerful thing. 

Jax: And so am I. Bow down before your new supreme overlord, bitches.

Mal: I'm sad.

Harp: Don't be sad. Cuz sad backward is das.

Mal:

Harp: And das not good.

Rus: There's always one person in the group that isn't down for murder. *stares at June*

June: My apologies on having morals.

June: Paps, I need to speak with you.

Paps: Oooh someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know what I did.

Cyrus: What are your three best qualities?

Jax: I'm hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my sisters so much.

Harp: I'm quick at math.

Aspen: Okay, what's 38 x 76?

Harp: 112.

Aspen: That wasn't even close.

Harp: But it was quick.

Pyre, at Jax's funeral: I need a moment with her.

*everybody else leaves*

Pyre, leaning over the coffin: Okay listen here you little shit, I know you're not dead.

Jax: Yeah no shit.

Jasper: Trixx, I sense hostility.

Trixx: Good, because I hate you.

Jax: We've got ways of making you talk. *lifts knife*

Jax: *cuts cake*

Mal: ... Can I have some?

Jax: Cake is for talkers.

Cyrus: I'll give you five bucks if you stab that man.

Elli: Make it ten.

Elli: I can never give Harp shit because I'm jealous of her. She looks at life and thinks 'oh, perfect!' While I look at life and think 'yeah I need some rum'.

Trixx: I have issues.

Papyrus: Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept-

Trixx: With you all.

Sans: I have a problem.

Elli and Jax: Kill it.

Sans: Could you both chill for 5 seconds.

Trixx: I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Junior: Wow, he sounds really stupid.

Trixx: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just dense.

Junior: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Trixx: I guess you’re right. Hey Junior, I love you.

Junior: See! Just say that!

Trixx: Holy fucking shit.

Junior: If that flies over his head then, sorry Trixx, but he's too dumb for you.

Trixx: Junior.

[funtimebunnyblog]

Diamante d’Italia: Chapter 3

(Chapter 3: Strangers like me, Part 2)

Before Josuke knew what was happening, Moody Blues had sprung into action, swinging its own fists. Crazy Diamond was immediately there to match the others strength, Josuke had enough grasp on the situation at that point to tell his stand to hold back on its hit.

The force of air even brushed through the large poof of Josukes hair, causing him to flinch, but he was too focused on what was happening right now to care about that.

Two fists collided hard over both users heads, like an overcharged firstbump from two eager friends.

The display of force from the action was so strong it created a shockwave powerful enough to make the cutlery on the table dance.

It seemed as if everything around them was drowned out now. The sounds, the sights, the smells.

It seemed as if it were just Josuke and Abbacchio in the entire world, the latter murdering the former with a penetrating gaze.

"So..." his voice was low and held a dangerous bite to it, like a snake hiding in the grass, waiting to strike and kill. "You're a stand user, you little punk-shit."

Abbacchio was terrifying. Josukes insides felt as heavy as a bag of rocks and his stomach sunk like one being dropped in the ocean as he stared up at the older man in shock.

Abbacchio had gotten up from his chair but the teenager remained seated and the other was now looming right over him, his face set into a deep scowl, sunset valleys angrily burning into him.

Josuke leaned so far back in his chair he almost fell back onto the floor, trying to put as much distance between him and Leone as he could. He didn't expect the man to react so strongly.

Abbacchio balled his fists and reeled one back, the motion mirrored by Moody Blues and accompanied by another loud drawn out beep.

To his own horror, he realized the man had honestly been expecting him to attack at full force, like an ambush of some kind, and his poultry attitude was throwing him off.

"Woah! Woah!" He said, it was almost a whimper, throwing his hands up defensively in blind panic.

The murderous look staining Abbacchios face seemed to waver for a second, the hit never came thankfully, but Josuke could tell he was still holding his ground.

"I-I... I'm sorry-- I...." Josuke was sputtering, trying to uncleave his tongue from the roof of his mouth and speak clearly.

He knew if he didn't say something to pacify the other quickly, his Mother would be getting a death notification from a Police Officer instead of a phone call from a Hotel early tomorrow.

He clammed up suddenly, rambling only made things worse for him. The very reason why he got beat up more times at school than he could count on all his fingers.

"Yeah. Yeah. I-I'm a... a stand-user!"

'No shit dumbass! He knows that!' His thoughts screamed at him, sounding too much like Okuyasu in that moment.

"I... I didn't know if you could see them, I swear I didn't! I was just curious and--"

Welp.

He supposed he'd lived a full life.

Well... if you call living until 16, meeting your Father at long last, stealing his wallet and witnessing the death of a serial killer a full life that is.

If only he had been smart enough to write a will and maybe he could've left half his stuff to Okuyasu...

Leone Abbacchios raised fists shook as he forced them to lower back down and rest at his sides, he forced himself to take a couple deep breaths while he was at it.

Christ. What the Hell was he doing? Josuke looked very much like a kicked puppy right now (he was practically whimpering like one too).

He had watched the idiot get beat up by a group of bums desperate for their drug fix for crying out loud!

Josuke possessed a stand, he finally had that answer but if the poofy-haired nimrod wanted to hurt him at all, he would've done so already.

Jesus, the kid looked so very small in that moment, he looked like he was close to fucking tears.

Of course, Abbacchio would deny all claims those things tugged at his heartstrings like one would play a harp.

'Merda... I am getting soft.' Came the bitter thought as he grit his teeth.

Impressive, he had to give the kid that. It looked quite powerful. He had seen stands of all shapes and kinds at this point, kicked the asses of near to all of them but had never encountered one quite like this.

Abbacchio huffed, all defensiveness  in his body language slowly melting away and the intensity of his piercing gaze softened.

His eyes moved from the terrified teen to the colourful well-built stand directly beside him, making no move to attack but glaring at Abbacchio through the opening in its helmet.

"For a second there, I thought you were gonna try to paint the walls with me." He sighed, moving back to his previously abandoned chair and popped himself down into it.

Moody Blues gave a soft whir, floating closer to his side as he relaxed again.

"Relax." Abbacchio told him. "Being in my.... occupation, reacting like that has become a reflex."

Josuke blinked a few times, sighing in relief and sinking into his own chair as the realization he wasn't going to die before he turned 17 finally settled in.

Crazy Diamond rested one massive hand on their hip, but didn't disappear.

"Ah... sorry." He wore an uneasy smile as he apologized to this man yet again today. "Maybe I should've... asked instead?"

Heh, so his Mom was right. Old habits died hard.

Josuke found himself laughing nervously, silently thanking every possible deity out there that Abbacchio didn't beat him to a bloody pulp before realizing that.

Abbacchio rolled his eyes and offered him a half-hearted chuckle. The scenario probably wouldn't have been too different if he had gone that route instead in all honesty...

Abbacchio nodded, both their gazes fixed on the interaction now happening between their stands, neither one however paying any attention to their own.

Coming to his senses again, he found his gaze trailed to Moody Blues and felt awe wash over him. He admired their design, so sleek and completely androgynous in body, very much unlike his.

"You said their name was 'Moody Blues'?" He questioned.

Moody Blues had floated closer to the other, staring at Crazy Diamond with its unnatural holed eyes. There was some curiosity to be found in its featureless face as it beeped and whirred with some rhyme and reason to it, as if asking the larger stand if it was a friend.

" 'Blues here isn't much of a fighting stand." Abbacchio said, folding his arms and watching the scene with some amusement evident in his face. "But what they lack in battle they make up for uniqueness."

Crazy Diamond hadn't moved an inch from their spot next to Josuke and was standing absolutely motionless, so very silent an onlooker (if said onlooker could see them at all that is) could mistake them for a statue. Their face forever had a stern nature, mostly stoic on the norm, but there was definitely some emotion in its narrowed coral eyes.

They bowed their head simply, a slow acknowledging nod to the other stand, keeping their gaze fixated on them.

Josuke blinked in surprise, for someone as tough and scary as Abbacchio, he never would've guessed his stand wasn't a fighter.

His first impression of the man had been him kicking the shit out of someone after all.

"Oh." He said, he couldn't help feeling more intrigued.  "What do they do?"

Abbacchio paused and seemed to be considering his options, probably debating on whether he should be enlightened to know those things (Josuke knew he was still a stranger to him after all), before smirking.

"Watch." He said.

Finally, it stopped with a distinctive click. The numbers read 00:00:18:43.8

The Highschool student tilted his head, raising an eyebrow as the slim mauve figure froze up for a moment, standing straight and ascending right up over the table, landing in a seat directly across from the two of them.

The blank screen reminiscent of a digital alarm clock on the stands forehead started to fill up with numbers, Moody Blues made a sound like a VCR tape rewinding in a player the entire time.

Josuke nearly jumped in his chair as a noise much like a machine powering down sounded from the stand. Or more importantly, how their featureless face and body dissolved into another thing... no... another person entirely as it happened.

Sitting across from them now was no longer Moody Blues, but someone Josuke had never seen before.

They seemed around his age, sporting clothing colours similar to the ones on his own stand. The most notable thing being the hat on the boys head, an arrow pointing directly down to the  bridge of his nose. His hands were positioned in mid-air like he was holding cutlery and he wore a somewhat serious expression.

"--All I'm saying is, 3-wheel cars should make a comeback. Their design wasn't only cool but it would prevent a Hell of a lot of accidents! Just think about it! It would be for the greater good!.... hmm?.... No! I'm not being irrational!"

Another distinctive click sounded and Josuke watched in fascination as the numbers on the still visible clock began to wheel.

Abbacchio found himself sighing as Guido Mista continued his very long and very boring rant from last nights dinner.

The teenager stared, utterly captivated by the scene playing... no... replaying before him.

"You can... replay events?" He asked, his blue eyes huge and glittering like sapphires, unable to tear his gaze from the show Abbacchio was putting on.

"Sure can. As long as I'm in the right place." He replied, drumming his fingers against the table quite boredly (much like he had done last night as this was happening the first time), only half-listening to Mista continue to rant and rave, slapping the table and pointing fingers now.

"Is that one of the 'comrades' you mentioned earlier?" Now he turned to Abbacchio, giving him a sly smile.

"Yep. One of Four others." He grunted, secretly glad this version of Mista wouldn't suddenly turn on him and scream in his face about how its unlucky to even say that damned word (like it was fucking MacBeth or something). "He's... something. Maybe one day you'll have the displeasure of meeting him."

Josuke had to laugh at that, Abbacchio sounded so much more like an overly tired parent rather than a teammate to this other teenager.

"--Oh really? I'd like to see you try Narancia!" 'Mista' hissed, pointing a finger at the chair Josukes bag was currently occupying. "I'll kick your a--"

There was a click, just as he balled a fist and banged it on the table again, he was frozen in time.

"Another thing about 'Blues is when a replay is happening, you can track everything from the persons heart rate, to their perspiration and breathing patterns." He told him. "Better yet, you could track their brainwaves if you were a Doctor with the right equipment."

Sure he had friends with weird stands that possessed even weirder powers, but he never knew a stand could do something like this!

Josuke couldn't contain himself any longer and found himself jumping up out of his seat to slam his hands on the tables surface.

"Oh my God, that's so cool!" He cried out, stars were practically dancing in the Highschoolers eyes. "Both of things! All of those things!"

"How could I not be impressed?" He asked incredulously. "I wish I could do that!"

Abbacchio couldn't hold back the smirk on his face, raising a pointed eyebrow at his expressive companion in amusement.

"I take it you're impressed?"

He thought about everything he'd want to do if he had such a power. He thought about using the ability to see what his Father Joseph looked like way back when he met his Mom all those years ago. Or hell, even just replay the precious moments he spent with Joseph the first (also the last) time he saw him.

They watched as the form of Guido Mista dissolved completely, revealing the one true Moody Blues again. The stand emitted noises that reminded the Highschooler of a fax machine running, almost seeming like it was enjoying the praise Josuke was showing it.

"Like I said, my ability isn't very practical." Leone hummed, folding his arms and shrugging. "Sure it looks cool but I'm no help in battle."

His duel coloured eyes shifted to the one very strong and silent figure who still hadn't moved an inch.

Abbacchio tilted his chin up, "What about them?"

Josukes cheeks dusted coral pink to match the stand asked about, rubbing the back of his head as a shy smile tugged on his lips.

"Crazy Diamond? He fixes things." He said casually. "Anything from a destroyed building to a small hole in your clothes, he's got it patched."

If Crazy Diamond minded the attention, it made no outward signs of objection.

Abbacchio's eyebrows raised and nodded as he listened, studying the larger and more burly stand as the teenager talked.

Moody Blues, being nosy as always, had now floated back over the table and was hovering right next to the other stand, inspecting them much like its user.

Moody Blues was called back to the Goths side to give the other stand some breathing room to work.

"He's also just really strong. He could probably bench-press two cars if I asked him to." Josuke laughed a little, secretly enjoying bragging about his abilities to someone.

His smile went huge as he became visibly excited again. "I can give you a little preview of his powers if you want!"

"Knock yourself out."

There was a bright twinkle in the teens eye as he pushed his chair back, stepping out of it with a wide grin. Abbacchio spent a moment wondering what would happen.... however nothing on earth could've prepared the man at all for what did.

With a single thought from Josuke, Crazy Diamond slammed one massive fist down onto the center of the table, the legs collapsed underneath in an instant and the surface of it shattered like a plate hitting a hard concrete floor, ultimately breaking it.

It was fast.

Very fast.

Leone jumped in his chair, his own stand catching him as he nearly toppled out of his seat in utter shock.

But just as quickly as it broke, the pieces of the table rearranged itself and everything was as it should be. The restaurant hadn't even noticed the ruckus going on.

Abbacchio blinked rapidly, still gripping Moody Blues like a lifeline as his eyes darted between the others and the table, as if trying to piece together what the fuck he just witnessed.

Josukes smile disappeared for the fraction of a second as his companion sighed, slumping forward in his chair as a hand went to his face. Anxiety bubbled in the pit of his stomach fearing the man was pissed at him again... before seeing his shoulders start to shake.

Josuke and Crazy Diamond looked like the absolute picture of innocence, standing side by side. He could practically see the halo above the teenagers pompadoured head as he smiled at him, eagerly awaiting a response to his display.

Abbacchio swore he saw the tiniest smug grin on Crazy Diamonds face.

Leone Abbacchio broke out into laughter. His eyes squeezed shut and the biggest smile Josuke had seen on the man so far pulled on his face, showing his pearly white teeth. His body shook as he kept laughing and laughing, practically rocking in his chair.

"Jesus..." the man wheezed, gripping at his stomach that was feeling painfully tight from laughter, a hand going to his eye to swipe away a tear quickly before his mascara started to smudge. "I think my heart stopped."

He liked this kid.

He managed to compose himself again, however that small smile lingered on his face, "Very impressive. But next time, for the love of God, fix a damn teacup or something..."

Josuke considered doing something less extreme to demonstrate next, like bending a fork, before he noticed the waiter returning with their orders and hastily seated himself again.

Josuke blinked, his face glowing with embarrassment as he rubbed at the back of his head.

"Oh-- Oops..." he laughed. "I guess I got carried away there..."

Abbacchio supposed the mans timing couldn't have been better. He wasn't sure what he would do if he ended up witnessing a table being destroyed and magically repaired in the span of 2 seconds.

Bucciarati wouldn't be very happy if he caught word of a staff member of his most favored establishment being escorted to a mental hospital for "seeing things".

"Torta di fragole." The waiter beamed at them, placing Abbacchio's plate down as well, earning a nod and a quiet "Grazie" from the Mafioso.

Josuke, on the other hand, was focused more on the heavenly aroma coming straight from the steaming mug the waiter set down in front of him, along with the huge slice of cake.

Leone held back more laughter, the kids eyes were bigger than dinner plates.

Oh man... Abbacchio hadn't been kidding when he said it was 'the best damn cake in town'.

Or maybe after chowing down on nothing but plane food for the last few meals just made it seem that way...

Either way, Josuke hummed in delight, practically scarfing down the dessert.

Abbacchio reconsidered his previous thoughts on just how much this kid could eat, watching him inhale the cake from over the rim of his steaming mug of tea.

He'd be sure to ask Tonio if he could make Okuyasu and him some of this heavenly "tortoise day frog-leg" at his little restaurant back home.

If Okuyasu didn't eat him out of house and home while he was away that is...

'Oh well,' he mused. 'at least the punk didn't try to kill me.'

[kittywolves]

1-200 if you want lmao If not then just your favourites

200: My crush’s name is: don’t have one tbh, not romantically anyway

199: I was born in: west virginia, 2000

198: I am really: dumb

197: My cellphone company is: idk man

196: My eye color is: blue w/yellow bursts but they just appear green if you’re not super close

195: My shoe size is: 7+1/2-8

194: My ring size is: 7+1/2-8

193: My height is: 5′5″

192: I am allergic to: sesame :T

191: My 1st car was: N/A

190: My 1st job was: N/A

189: Last book you read: uh, Percy Jackson? i think

188: My bed is: warm, cozy, full of plushies & cat fur

187: My pet: CALCIFER!!! 

186: My best friend: uh,, i don’t have one?

185: My favorite shampoo is: idk fruity scents that aren’t watermelon

184: Xbox or ps3: PS3

183: Piggy banks are: cute or terrifying, no in-between

182: In my pockets: my phone

181: On my calendar: birthdays

180: Marriage is: cute 

179: Spongebob can: CAN SPONGEBOB FINALLY END PLEASE

178: My mom: can go die 

177: The last three songs I bought were? uhh, i haven’t bought any songs,,

176: Last YouTube video watched: DrawingWiffWaffles newest video

175: How many cousins do you have? 1

174: Do you have any siblings? yes, 2 alive 1 dead

173: Are your parents divorced? no,,

172: Are you taller than your mom? around the same height

171: Do you play an instrument? no, but i wish i could play the harp tbh

170: What did you do yesterday? uh, i went shopping with my mother and then watched Futurama 

[ I Believe In ]169: Love at first sight: ? i dunno anymore

168: Luck: i guess so, yea

167: Fate: yea

166: Yourself: no

165: Aliens: YES

164: Heaven: yea

163: Hell: yea

162: God: ? yea?

161: Horoscopes: not really

160: Soul mates: YESSSSS

159: Ghosts: yep!!

158: Gay Marriage: %100

157: War: no >:(

156: Orbs: what

155: Magic: yep!!

[ This or That ]154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs pls

153: Drunk or High: never been either, both sound fun

152: Phone or Online: usually use my phone tbh

151: Red heads or Black haired: all are adorable!!

150: Blondes or Brunettes:  a d o r a b l e ! !

149: Hot or cold: uhm, comfortable warm,,

148: Summer or winter: SUMMER

147: Autumn or Spring: HALLOWEEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

146: Chocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE 

145: Night or Day: NIGHTTIME

144: Oranges or Apples: apples 

143: Curly or Straight hair: both are great!! i have slightly wavy hair uwu

142: McDonalds or Burger King: neither >:(

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK PLS

140: Mac or PC: um, idc

139: Flip flops or high heels:  F L I P F L O P S

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR PLS GIVE ME A KIND BAB TO LOVE @ UNIVERSE

137: Coke or Pepsi: coke !!

136: Hillary or Obama: obama!!

135: Buried or cremated: cremated so i can’t come back :’)

134: Singing or Dancing: i can’t do either :(

133: Coach or Chanel: ugh, coach ig

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who or who

131: Small town or Big city: i live in a city, but a town sounds nice tbh

130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: what

128: Manicure or Pedicure: PEDICURE PEDICURE PEDICURE

127: East Coast or West Coast: i live on the west, so west

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: MY BIRTHDAY BC I GET TO PICK THE THEME !!!

125: Chocolate or Flowers: flowers die and give off the aesthetic but chocolates are delicious so both

124: Disney or Six Flags: i love disneyland it’s just SO EXPENSIVE and six flags is gr8 for the thrills, plus i currently have a pass so

123: Yankees or Red Sox: who? which sport is this[ Here’s What I Think About ]122: War: blehhhh no

121: George Bush: idk american presidents lmao

120: Gay Marriage: YES YES YES YES YES YES

119: The presidential election: ew

118: Abortion: i’ll allow it lmao, i don’t think it’s great, but ik people will still get it whether it’s legal or not so might as well legalize it. also some cases actually need it so like,, yea!! let it happen!! pro-choice!!

117: MySpace: never used it lmao

116: Reality TV: ew ew ew ew EXCEPT FOR COOKING SHOWS

115: Parents: mine or just in general? bc eh

114: Back stabbers: M U R D E R  T H E M 113: Ebay: lmao shipping expenses 

112: Facebook: haven’t used it in years, do use messenger tho

111: Work: i like wedding coordinating with my aunt!! that’s about all the work i’ve done, oh and i’ve babysat

110: My Neighbors: don’t know em, they probably think we’re crazy tho, always yelling

109: Gas Prices: too!! high!!

108: Designer Clothes: eh, clothes are clothes, and some clothes are ugly (a lot of times it’s designer clothes blehh)

107: College: i mean i guess

106: Sports: go team! hit the ball! score the points! woo

105: My family: dysfunctional,,

104: The future: nooooooooooooooooooo

[ Last time I ]103: Hugged someone: uhhhhh....

102: Last time you ate: uhm, around 4?? maybe?? it’s 7 now

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: uh?? i never see anyone OH i guess on wednesday last week,,

100: Cried in front of someone: ???? idk??? i cry while everyone’s asleep usually

99: Went to a movie theater: last week !! um, thursday?

98: Took a vacation: uhh, february, early march? i went to ohio

97: Swam in a pool: uh, last monday 

96: Changed a diaper: um, not this year lmao, maybe last year tho idk

95: Got my nails done: ???? i dunno

94: Went to a wedding: last november?? or wait no,, uhm i dunno sometime recently lmao

93: Broke a bone: never! did drop one in water tho :/

92: Got a piercing: december!

91: Broke the law: ?? i don’t wear seatbelts when i sit in the back seat lmao

90: Texted: around two hours ago[ MISC ]89: Who makes you laugh the most: um,, my friends

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: MY KITTY BABY

87: The last movie I saw: missing link! the stop motion- i’m a wh*re for animation lmao

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: changing my name, moving out, getting married & having a stable life :’)

85: The thing im not looking forward to: being stuck here forever and eventually kmsing due to stress and depression :’)

84: People call me: Kitty!! Kiki!! (birth name) karebear!! 

83: The most difficult thing to do is: exist within the same room as my mother without bursting into tears or storming off 

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo! Viriborn for all you homestucks! and dragon in the animal one!

80: The first person i talked to today was: my dad :’) and then i messaged @deanilise even tho she was asleep 

79: First time you had a crush: uh, as far back as i can remember i had a “crush” on Daphne Blake :D but i was like a small child and didn’t know what love was so anytime i saw anyone who i thought was cool or pretty or i wanted to befriend i had a supposed “crush” on them :/

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: i try to be pretty open, but sometimes i just wanna close off 

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yikes idk

76: Right now I am talking to: like talking to or talking to? for the first, just some group chats for the second, no one

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: i wanna be an artist! i would love to be a youtube artist, but i fear i’m not creative enough for such things.. i would also like to be able to tell my stories!

74: I have/will get a job: i dunno,,

73: Tomorrow: church

72: Today: overslept, did some chores, been online

71: Next Summer: hopefully i can go back to colorado to visit my brother !

70: Next Weekend: ugh, church activities & then actual church, as well as other easter festivities

69: I have these pets: baby kitty, and some dogs.... 

68: The worst sound in the world: FORK SCRAPING ON BOWL, ERASER SCRAPING ON PAPER, DOG’S SNORING, MY MOTHER’S VOICE WHEN I’M HAVING SENSORY OVERLOAD

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: my mother, she’s like the only person that makes me cry unless someone says they’re attempting and i can’t get through to them

66: People that make you happy: @onedirtysock @aliaitee @deku-is-tired @deanilise @awkward-scarfy-boi @fourth-best-jeanist @bnhaworld @bnhya @helloiliketits @trashyfxndoms

65: Last time I cried: last night oops

64: My friends are: (see 66) they’re all very nice & supportive which is amazing & i love them all dearly

63: My computer is: a MacBook air with a galaxy cover

62: My School: not in one but the one i’m gonna go to in the fall is just a community college

61: My Car: N/A

60: I lose all respect for people who: hate on anyone, racists, homophobes, transphobes, pedos, terfs, ableists, etc

59: The movie I cried at was: uh, i dunno, but i was crying abt futurama the other night

58: Your hair color is: orange-y with dark brown roots, supposed to be dyeing it soon :)

57: TV shows you watch: BNHA, HIMYM, Bob’s Burgers, TUA w/ @deanilise Futurama, The Simpsons, Fairytail, Runaway’s, Adventure Time, SVTFOE, etc

56: Favorite web site: Tumblr!

55: Your dream vacation: Ireland,, ofc i always dreamed of going to paris when i was younger, and Britain sounds cool too, & i’ve heard belgium is pretty && japan sounds fun && new york city sounds super cool as well so idk any of those places ig

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: uh, probably when i broke my arm, although i can’t remember it, i did used to get growing pains in my legs when i was younger & could hardly sleep so there’s that option as well

53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium or medium-well

52: My room is: messy, but it’s home & also warm

51: My favorite celebrity is: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dunno

50: Where would you like to be: idk, in my bed ig

49: Do you want children: yea! i wanna adopt!

48: Ever been in love: uh, i thought i was, but it was just an intense crush on this girl lmao

47: Who’s your best friend: already answered this lmao

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls,,

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: laughing, music, & seeing my friends

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: any of y’all would be great tbh

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: survive 

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: lmao no, 

41: Have you pre-named your children: uh, i have names picked out that i like, but idk depends how young my kid is when i adopt them, and even then idk if i could bring myself to change their name uwu

40: Last person I got mad at: my mother,,

39: I would like to move to: IRELAND OR SOMETHING I DUNNO I WANT OUT OF THIS GODFORSAKEN COUNTRY

38: I wish I was a professional: artist!! youtube maybe!![ My Favorites ]37: Candy: hmm, i like smarties, m&ms, gummy bears, & sweetarts

36: Vehicle: uhh, vw beetles? WAIT NO JEEP WRANGLERS I THINK

35: President: uh idk

34: State visited: the one i live in lmao, California :)

33: Cellphone provider: idk a lot about them

32: Athlete: N/A

31: Actor: eeeeeeee

30: Actress: eeeeeeee

29: Singer: Case! Patrick Stump!

28: Band: FALL OUT BOYYYYYYYYYYY

27: Clothing store: Hottopic

26: Grocery store: N/A

25: TV show: Arrow! Adventure Time! (ripip) i haven’t seen Arrow in a long time tho so idk if it’s still any good...

24: Movie: Heathers!!

23: Website: Tumblr,,

22: Animal: CATS

21: Theme park: DisneyLand! it’s just sooooooooo expensive ;-;

20: Holiday: HALLOWEEN

19: Sport to watch: Soccer!!

18: Sport to play: none

17: Magazine: i don’t read them

16: Book: The Hunger Games 

15: Day of the week: probably friday or saturday

14: Beach: uh, maybe seal? or hermosa?

13: Concert attended: i’ve been to exactly one (1) and i didn’t enjoy it bc it was for Ariana Grande

12: Thing to cook: well you don’t cook them but, COOKIES!!

11: Food: Ice Cream!! Burgers!! Mashed Potatoes !!

10: Restaurant: In-N-Out probably

9: Radio station: 98.7 alt radio 

8: Yankee candle scent: uh i dunno

7: Perfume: Vanilla Bean Noelle from bbw

6: Flower: daffodils 

5: Color: pink! purple! green!

4: Talk show host: no

3: Comedian: Bo Burnham or John Mulaney

2: Dog breed: Retrievers !

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yes!

here’s my baby for reference & for putting up with all that

[unabashedly-here]

I am reopening my requests for these prompts! Please specify what character you want with which movie quote! Also, if you have any suggestions, send them to me with a character.

Aladdin 🐒

_______ , _______ , (he's/she's) our man. If (he/she) can't do it, GREAT!

Do you trust me?

She thinks the monkey is the sultan.

If you wanna court the lady, you gotta be a sharp shooter.

Wake up and smell the hummus.

I’m history! No, I’m mythology! Nah, I don’t care what I am!

Will not break! Will- it broke.

(She's/He’s) smart, fun. The hair, the eyes. Anything. Pick a feature.

First, that fez and vest combo is much too third century. These patches. What are we trying to say? Beggar? No. Let's work with me here.

Tangled 🌞

Person A: Don't freak out! / Person B: Freak out? Who's freaking out? I’m just very interested in your hair and the magical qualities it possesses. How long has it been doing that?

Frankly, I'm too scared to ask about the frog.

That's part man-smell, and the other part is really bad man-smell. I don't know why, but overall it just smells like the color brown. Your thoughts?

Viola! We'll part ways as unlikely friends

I hope you're here to apologize.

Person A: Who's that? / Person B: They don't like me. / Person A: Who's that? / Person B: They don't like me either. / Person A: Who's that?!  / Person B: Let's just assume for the moment that everyone in here doesn't like me!

Well, that's the good part I guess. You get to go find a new dream.

Go. Live your dream. (...) Your dream stinks. I was talking to them.

Frying pans... who knew right?

Lion King 🐯

I know what I have to do. But going back means I'll have to face my past. I've been running from it for so long.

Let me get this straight. You know her. She knows you. But she wants to kill him. And everybody's okay with this? Did I miss something?!

Oh, I shall have to practice my curtsy.

Person A: Gee. He looks blue. Person B: I'd say dirty. Person A: No, no, no. I mean he's depressed.

No, no, no. Amateur. Lie down before you hurt yourself.

Temper, temper. I wouldn't dream of challenging you.

Good idea. (...) HEY!

Ah, you're an outcast! That's great. So are we.

Why should I believe you? Everything you ever told me was a lie.

Peter Pan  🌌

I hereby banish you forever. (...) Well, for a week then.

(Girls/Boys) talk too much!

Oh... well, I think (she's/he’s) lovely.

Nobody calls ___ a coward and lives!

You can't stick it on with soap,____ It needs sewing. 

And sooner or later, ____, people have to grow up.

A jealous (female/male) can be tricked into anything.

Don't you understand, ____? You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!

Little Mermaid 🐬

Oh, you really delight in these sadistic strain on my blood pressure don't you.

Hm. Teenagers. They think they know everything. You give them an inch, they swim all over you.

I'm sixteen years old. I'm not a child anymore.

____, listen to me. The human world is a mess.

I'm surrounded by amateurs. You want something done, you've got to do it yourself.

Have I ever been wrong? I mean when it's important!

So much for true love!

____, if I may say, far better than any dream (girl/boy) is one of flesh and blood. One warm, and caring, and right before your eyes.

You are hopeless, child. You know that. Completely hopeless.

Cinderella 👗

A dream is a wish your heart makes when you're fast asleep.

So this is love. So this is what makes life divine.

Oh, that clock! Old killjoy. I hear you. "Come on, get up," you say, "Time to start another day." Even he orders me around.

Good Heavens, child! You can't go in that.

Now, remember, your blood pressure!

I don't think you're half trying.

There must be something good about him.

After all, I suppose it would be frightfully dull, and-and-and boring, and-and completely... Completely wonderful.

Frozen ❄️

You hesitated.

Some people are worth melting for. Just maybe not right this second.

Oh, look at that. I’ve been impaled.

I’ll distract them while you run.(…) Because I love you, ____, I insist you run. (…) Why aren’t you running?

Whoa. Now that’s ice. I might cry.

I love it! I could kiss you! I could. I mean, I’d like to. I. May I? We me? I mean, may we? Wait, what?

(She’ll/He’ll) die on their own. I can live with that.

Person A: You almost set me on fire! / Person B: But I didn’t!

Moana 🌊

Are you just trying to get me to talk about myself? Because if you are... I will gladly do so.

Um... what? I said help me! And wrecking my ____? Not helping!

If you start singing, I'm gonna throw up.

Aah! That is disgusting! What is wrong with you?

Sometimes who we wish we were, what we wish we could do, is just not meant to be.

Whatever just happened... blame it on the pig.

They took one look and they decided... that they did not want me.

I'm not killing myself so you can prove something you're not. It chose wrong.

Snow White 🍎

Rags cannot hide (her/his) gentle grace.

There’s dirty work afoot.

(She/He) don’t know, (she/he) never tried.

I'm awfully sorry. I didn't mean to frighten you.

(She’s/He’s) beautiful. Just like a angel!

Now, make a wish, and take a bite.

We are standing by a wishing well.

There's nobody like (her/him).

Sleeping Beauty 💗💙

You know, sometimes I don't think (she’s/he’s) really very happy.

Well, I'm really not supposed to speak to strangers, but we've met before.

It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.

Why do they still treat me like a child?

Oh, they're hopeless. A disgrace to the forces of evil.

Oh... I just love happy endings.

(She/He) always ruins your nicest flowers.

I warn you,___. This means war!

Tarzan 🐵

Person A: I know everything. Now, where have you been? / Person B: I thought you knew everything.

Now, you stay away from me. Like a very good wild man.

Put me down! Put me down! (…) No, pick me up, pick me up, pick me up!

Thaaaaat's IT! I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!

What is this world coming to? (punch) Oh, by Jove. Don't know my own strength.

Oh, with the face and the eyes... All right! All right! But you'd better not make me do anything stupid.

What about bacteria?

It can't get any worse, can it? Obviously, it can.

Hercules 💪🏻

Person A: Aren’t you … a damsel in distress? / Person B: I’m a damsel, I’m in distress, I can handle this. Have a nice day.

Well, you know how men are. They think "No" means "Yes" and "Get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours.” (…) Don't worry, maybe Shorty here can explain it to ya.

Person A: ___, when I’m with you, I don’t feel so alone.  / Person B: Sometimes it’s better to be alone.  / Person A: What do you mean? / Person B: Nobody can hurt you.

For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart.

Fabulous party. You know, I haven't seen this much love in a room since Narcissus discovered himself.

WHAAAT?... Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.

People do crazy things... when they're in love.

Rule number 95: concentrate. (…) Rule number 96: aim!

The Emperor's New Groove 🐪

Person A: Uh-oh.  /  Person B: Don’t tell me. We’re about to go over a huge waterfall. /  Person A: Yep.  / Person B: Sharp rocks at the bottom? /  Person A: Most likely.  / Person B: Bring it on.

It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Make my potatoes a salad.

We've been through this. It's a harp, and you know it.

Pull the lever, ___! (…) Wrong lever!

Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out of a window, and it won't be the last. What can I say? I'm a rebel.

Well, ya got me. By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.

Is that my voice? Is that my voice? Oh, well.

Mulan 🐉

My little baby, off to destroy people.

What? What do you mean you're not lucky? You lied to me? What are you, a sheep?

Oooh! All right, that's it! Dishonor! Dishonor on your whole family! Make a note of this: dishonor on you, dishonor on your cow.

No fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt.

Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother.

Um... You... You fight good.

I think the question is, who are you! We're in a war, man! There's no time for stupid questions!

You missed! How could you miss? (She/He) was three feet from you!

[pawnshopsouls]

April Fools Week: Day 1 - Swapped

Bonely:

The First of April. Normally, only pranksters and the most mischievous of heart look forward the day of April Fools, but this special day also falls on the heavenly celebration of the Ressurection which meant even the angels of heaven had a chance to show a little mischief. 

As all the angels know, today was the day of Ressurection, a time for sinners to be redeemed. So a younger, less mature angel took a telescope from his white, silken robes and looked down on the world with a grin. Hundreds of toon folk strolled leisurely beneath him, some attending Easter services while others were setting up the most devious of pranks. One such prankster was making his way down to the Inkwell Casino; a more perfect target than one could ask for.

The angle chuckled, compressing his telescope and slipping it back into his robe. Yep, that was the perfect one, and he was a skeleton to boot! Stooping down, the winged fellow scooped up a ball of cloud fluff and packed it into a ball of puff before loading onto his harp and pulling the strings back like an oversized slingshot. Once the angel got the stocky skeleton in his sights, the angel released the strings with an almost unheavenly twang and watched as the fluffy projectile sped it’s way to earth.

Meanwhile, Bonely was on his way to the Devil’s Casino to drop off a “delivery” for the Devil. He’d been bested last time by this guy, and he wasn’t going to let his gags sit at 2′nd rate forever. But as he closed in on his destination, something firm but soft struck against the back of his head, sending him tumbling to the ground. At first, he thought someone had got him with a whipped banana cream pie, but then when he went to clear away the cream, it was nothing but a wave of fog.

Grimacing, Bonely pushed himself to his feet and went to dust himself before stopping stone cold in his tracks. In place of his usually boney hands were fleshy ones with easy, recognizable pudge, and what was once a swell pinstriped suit and shoes were now a glistening white robe with matching golden sandals. What happened to his suit!? As he stared, something bright and glowing slipped down into his field of vision. Curious and slightly baffled, Bonely reached up and grabbed the mysterious object, only to find himself gazing at a warm, glowing, bona fide halo.

“What the burnin’...?” he muttered, a bit alarmed as he glanced around for some reflective surface he could use. Spotting one, he picked himself up and hurried over to a set of shop windows who’s insides were too dark to be seen. What met him was a sight that if he’d still been a skeleton, his jaw would’ve been lying on the pavement.

He rubbed his eyes and blinked at his reflection, but it was no illusion. There, standing in the window, was him as if he never died, set with a robe, halo, and pair of legitimate angel wings. As the astonishment began to fade away, a sense of intense irony wafted over him and laugh of pure delight and amusement rang out into the street. 

He was an angel! Him of all people! The idea struck him so funny that it was hard to stay standing. Wiping a tear from his eyes, Stan looked up at his halo and then at his fluffy white wings. 

‘I wonder if I can work miracles like other angels?’ he wondered and let out a hearty chuckle. “Heheheh, looks like I’m gonna be havin’ some fun today!”

Salem:

The moment the Salem awoke, excitement surged through his body. It was Easter! A day full of joy, celebration, and mounds of chocolate! Oh, today was going to be a good day. Today was going to be—

Sal’s foot caught the bed sheet and he tumbled to the ground with a clatter. Clatter? Sal felt himself deflate and didn’t bother to open his eyes as a wave of irritation washed over him. Of course there was a clatter. How else would he know that he’d been pranked by his brother on the first of the April? 

“Probably tied my foot teh the bed too,”  he muttered and groaned.

It was kind of ironic that today happened to land on a day both of the brothers enjoyed. Salem enjoyed Easter and Bonely enjoyed April Fools, but today Sal would’ve really liked it if his brother had excluded him from his mischief. After all, it was hard to have a happy Easter when one was expecting pranks at every turn.

‘Well, I guess I better get up,’ Sal thought grumpily and pushed himself up. Except he didn’t move. Or rather the world didn’t move. Salem blinked. He could feel his hands and knees on the floor, but his chin was still on the ground. 

“What the hey?” he thought and went to rub his eyes... only to find nothing there. Wherever his hands were going, his head was not there. Panic started to well up in his chest. Was he having one of those out-of-body experiences people talk about? 

“Uh, Bonely? Can yeh come help me please?” he called, his voice squeaking slightly. “Please?”

No response. 

“Aw good golly, I’m in trouble. He must’ve gone out after he pranked me.” He tried to swallow but found there was nothing to swallow. What was going on!? 

Taking a deep breath to keep from panicking, Sal leaned forward —or felt himself lean forward— as he padded the ground. He couldn’t see where he was going but he could feel it. Slowly but surely Salem inched forward until his hand collided with something on the floor, knocking it over. Coincidentally, something hit him on the head and the world started spinning.

Salem let out a trilling yelp as he squinched his eyes shut and braced himself, or what he could feel of himself on the floor. It didn’t feel like the floor was moving, but then did it feel like everything was spinning? Soon the world stopped, leaving Sal dizzy, disoriented and mysteriously sore on his noggin. 

Letting out a groan, he opened his eyes with a squint and shrieked. Just across from him was a headless skeleton... 

He would've backed away from it if he had the chance... Funnily enough, the headless skeleton had the same idea. It was backed up against the bed, scared to death by the looks of it. But something was odd. The skeleton in question... was wearing his night clothes.

Then a horrifying thought dawned on him. Slowly Sal raised what he felt was his left hand and wiggled his fingers. The headless skeleton lifted it’s hand and wiggled its fingers. That did it, and soon the entire house was filled with Salem’s panicked howls.

“AAAAAAAH! I’M A BONE MAN!!!!!!”