#gonna hafta be more specific anon

[nicholas-wolfwood]

so who was your first, then?

"...Not answerin' that."

[liverpool-enjoyer]

who would the liverpool players be if they were in mi7

this,,, is from JULY,, i have no idea how on God's green earth i didnt answer this sooner cause i will do ANYTHING to talk abt mission impossible,,, ANYTHING. anywho its been so long anon probly forgot that they sent this 😭😭 this ones for you anon, whoever you are

ok so basically what im gonna do is cast everyone as the characters role in the story rather than the characters themselves. so like for exmaple its like an au of sorts. like im saying trent would be our main man ethan not bc they share personality traits, but bc i could see trent filling out the main character kinda role.

ok so anyway!!! yeah trent is ethan!! look me in the eyes n tell me trent wouldnt have the time of his damn life as an action movie hero. i could totally see him filling out an ethan kinda role. hes still,,, relatively young ig(???) jus like how ethan was in the first movie, which in combination to him being naive led to him being betrayed. n i could see trent doing whatever it takes to get the mission done, so long as no innocents or his fellow imf agents are harmed

now WHO is ethan without ilsa!!! youre gonna hafta hear me out for this one but for ilsa im going w robbo. now HEAR ME OUT as i said this is based less off personality n more on the role they play in the story. n ethan n ilsa are equals, they UNDERSTAND each other. but the MAIN reason i chose robbo as ilsa is bc of my choice for,,,

grace!! grace would be dominik. now i chose this bc in the movie ethan (trent) is forced to choose between the lives of someone hes known n loved for literal years n understands more than he understands himself (ilsa/robbo),,, n some rando he met like five minutes ago (grace/dominik). n he ACTUALLY STRUGGLES TO CHOOSE BETWEEN EM DESPITE THERE BEING A P OBVIOUS ANSWER. now tell me that doesnt work w their lil friendship triangle. also no shade to grace i love her shes a real one but idk what mcq was thinking w that

ok for the rest a the team!!! good ol reliable luther is virgil. this ones simple. bro jus gets the job DONE yknow??? n i could totally see virg n trent having a similar relationship to ethan n luther, w equal parts helping each other out n ragging on each other

oh, my dearly beloved sweet benji,,, when we see him in ghost protocol hes a new field agent, so im going w our lil harvey. hes just starting out, but hes super promising n will surely grow into his own <3 also benjis jus a silly lil guy. n what is harvey if not that

ok i know I KNOW you said lfc players specifically but,,, there are some characters that i feel would work best w players from other teams

my beloved alanna n zola for example i kinda wanna say would be pedri n gavi respectively. yeah the ages are mixed up but why am i lowkey kinda seeing the vision of charasmatic philanthropist/secret arms dealer pedri n everpresently angry/socially awkward brother gavi. it also works that alanna n zola are siblings cause gavi n pedri are literally the same fucking person. im also realizing now that this means dominik would hafta impersonate pedri which is,,, kinda funny

paris would be sergio ramos. bc theyre fucking crazy.

OK LIKE IM ACTUALLY PROUD A THIS BUT IM SO SAD THAT THE ORIGINAL ANON PROBLY WONT SEE IT CAUSE I TOOK SO LONG 😭😭 N I DONT THINK ANY A YALL ARE INTO M:I SO DAMN

[imthepunchlord]

I’m gonna hafta throw my hat in for Scarabella in FFtB for quite a few reasons. First, I think Alya really needs to understand that being a hero isn’t all glam and action poses and fun times. She’s not on the same level as Adrien, but she has a certain level of nonchalance about the dangers and the collateral that has become more and more irksome as we’ve moved past the first two seasons of it. Being Miaojestic, while having the destructive power of the two, isn’t gonna show her the seriousness of what she’s doing in the same way that being Scarabella will, especially with Plagg behind her Miraculous instead of Tikki. She’s the one who needs the lessons on arrogance the most out of her and Nino while still being readily aggressive in the fight against Hawkmoth and his akumas from the get-go. And on the topic of Nino, while I absolutely understand and agree with where the last anon is coming from concerning his screen time, I really don’t have that worry with you writing it the same way I do in canon. Hell, for LfM, you were able to take Aurore, a tertiary character, and Jean, a background character, and bring them to the forefront with personalities made from the crumbs we were served in-show, so Nino having the Cat Miraculous over the Ladybug in a story you write seems like a non-issue, especially since you’ve said that you’ll be focusing on the two of them as genuine deuteragonists in this universe. Concerning Tikki, I think she also needs a holder that will challenge her, which Nino won’t do, since she has a bad habit of not molding her approaches to problems based on who she’s currently with or not explaining WHY something is wrong to do and HOW to do it better and WHY to do it that way, which Alya, being as headstrong as she is, would practically demand her to explain the reasoning behind her nagging. Also, with Chloe and Lila, I unfortunately don’t see Alya taking a driving force against those two if she doesn’t have the Ladybug based on what we’ve seen in canon. She doesn’t really go directly against Chloe in-show, the only times that come to mind being Origins and Lady WiFi, the latter only partly since she was trying to get evidence of her being Ladybug and wasn’t actually standing up to her over anything she did wrong. She even teases Marinette about her issues with Chloe on a handful of occasions. This is especially disappointing since SHE’S the one who originally quotes Majesta to Marinette saying “all that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good people do nothing”. And her whole situation with Lila is just… UGH. I completely understand where you’re coming from when you say that she would be suspicious from knowing Red Beatle isn't the sort to be friends with someone who'd be so vocal about it, but we should be able to say the same thing about Ladybug, even before finding out she’s Marinette, given the specific conditions of reporter attention, special solo interview, and MIRACULOUS that she was given, always valuing amicable professionalism and secrecy, and yet here we are. And with Marinette in Chameleon and beyond, she chalks up her calling Lila a liar consistently to her “just being jealous of her and Adrien”, as IF Marinette would lie about anything for such a petty reason, ESPECIALLY since she’s tried to move on from Adrien whether for herself or for Kagami a handful of times, which Alya should KNOW about her as her BEST FRIEND. Unfortunately, I just can’t see Alya finding the initiative or realization to go up against either one of these girls if she’s not the Ladybug hero based on what we’ve seen of her canon character. In closing, I’d like to thank you for trusting us so much to hear our feedback on these plot choices, and I’d love to hear any and all thoughts you have on the points I brought up.

Ok, first and foremost: I find it flattering that you know that I'll do Nino well even if he doesn't have the more important of the two miraculi.

Second, that is some good tea.

I can definitely confirm that, as the Cat hero, Alya wouldn't be as on top of the Lila and Chloe situation as much as she would if she had the Ladybug. She would do more than canon as she would be a hero at the start and it would still effect her, but not as much if she has Cat. Even more so her having Plagg who'd have far more tolerance of their actions than Tikki. He's a kwami that really rolls with the idea of karma and consequences and his stance would be more that Chloe and Lila would get their just desserts.

With Tikki though, who is more concerned about others and has canonly thrown shade at Chloe (Guitar Villain), Alya would be more on top of these two. Even more with her having that role of being THE hero of Paris that saves them all. Lila would effect her image, and Chloe would give Alya more work to do. Like, not to say Alya will be that same level of overwhelmed that Marinette would be as she's not one to say yes to everything and pile more on her plate; but there's the factor that canon wise, she gets to enjoy the pleasure of having a temp role and a miraculous that isn't a must be there all the time.

The Ladybug is the most demanding miraculous, Alya can't ever skip out on it.

And its hard to say if she would have Marinette's resilience. Hack-San itself wasn't truly a good show of "what if Alya has the earrings" so a bit of it can be taken with a grain of salt (I find it hard to believe that Alya doesn't have her Ladybugsona planned out and would spend time struggling with a hero name but she was able to think of RR easily).

Anyway, as Alya is a hero on demand, and Chloe stirs up unnecessary trouble for her own amusement; there's going to be a lot less patience for Chloe in this au than Alya in canon, especially as Scarabella.

And the whole thing on Tikki vs Plagg for Alya, I'd say you're pretty right in your thought process. I can't say for sure as some things shape on their own with writing, but that will depend on what the majority vote winds up being. Alya's more likely to learn more quickly with Tikki than Plagg as any consequences for her actions won't sink in right away. They will be there, but not so quickly growth wise.

And that whole thing on Alya and Lila, honestly, I think the issue is that they don't know what to do with Lila as a character. They'll use her when they have an idea and she can play out whatever role they want; but ultimately they just don't know what to do with her. It's even more so that they introduce two BETTER liars than her.

Felix is the vastly superior liar and manipulator. He didn't even NEED power from HM to go toe to toe with super powered humans and was able to upset a crowd in a single act. He was even able to steal from Gabriel with ease. He's probably going to be the new antagonistic character and maybe take over her role and she's quietly retired? Who knows.

And then there's Zoe, coming in and filling in the possible Lila redemption or reasoning for her lies. She comes in a skilled liar and actress, potentially was truly manipulating Chloe into accepting a charm.

With these two, you can have your antagonistic liar keeping the heroes on their toes and you can have your redeem liar who's now on your side. And of course, these two white liars are offered backstories that explain their reasons, though Lila still has yet to have an offered reason for her ways.

And I think a big part of that is just not knowing what to do with her. She didn't appear in Truth or Lies despite them relating to her in concept, she didn't appear when Zoe was introduced despite her very similar situation to Lila. They can't have a confrontation with Lila as they may think of something for her later, as confronting and dealing with her means that she can't be used effectively to manipulate the class. This I bet is the biggest reason why we have yet to have the Alya coming after Lila post reveal.

So, those are my thoughts. Thank you for sharing your input, it's one of those things that you got two possibilities on what to do, you've heard opinions from friends, and its just one of those things where it's not enough. So best to see what a majority would think, and I'm glad a lot are sharing their thoughts on this. It is helping.

[schnozzbun-art]

why didn't you continue with the fanfic?I've really been enjoying it, please finish it: '))

?? there could be a few this is referring to, you'll hafta be more specific anon.

If you mean A Story About Love, my LISA fic, that's being chipped away at a near-daily basis, I'm pretty chatty about it on twitter. If it's the TF2 fic I was co-writing on, Conflicts of Interest, that one's just gonna be on a little hiatus for,, a while. Sorry!

[shittykinaesthetics]

another ask dump! (yeah i have even more a these t answer. there’s a whole other collection in my drafts. my inbox is a warzone at all times)

does what it says on th tin, all answers an transcriptions under th cut

[@niceferatu​ said: if i ever meet you in real life i’m gonna be under the obligation to kiss you on the mouth. that’s just how it is we’re smoochin homies now]

oh yer gonna kiss me? gonna smooch me right on my mouth? on my mouth that i occasionally use t say th names a men? what are you, gay? we smoochin now, gayass? better kill me in one shot. better make it count

[anonymous said: fool. i had already sent a request ages before u posted the richie one. i am already here. - pennywise (also ur very epic and do wonderful work and i hope u have a great day]

sprays you wi seltzer water. get yer clown ass back inta th sewer an outta my inbox before yer fangirls realise yer here. i jus fumigated th place; if i get an infestation a clownfuckers it’s gonna tank th insurance value a my blog an then it ain’t gonna have resale value when it’s time fer me t retire an take t th ocean in a sexy lil boat.

you have as good a day as anyone can have, i guess, while bein pennywise th dancin clown kin. i feel like that would be a real damper on all my days, personally, bu maybe that’s th richie kinnie talkin? regardless, thanks fer th warm wishes, clownboy

[anonymous said: may i ask why you type like that? is it a dialect or just a personal choice? you definitely don’t have to answer this, i’m just curious]

that’s a good question! honestly it’s kinda a mix a both - i could not type like this, i guess, bu i don’t have much a a reason ta. i type th same way that i talk, y’know? part a it is a comfort thing too, cuz it helps me feel a lot more distinct from other members a my system, bu it’s not like m tryna roleplay an accent or anythin either. this is jus how i talk an it always felt natural t me t reflect that in my typin. it’s not an active choice - i actually hafta remind myself not t do it when it comes t stuff like image descriptions or th captions fer th aesthetics. i dunno if any a that makes sense t people that ain’t in my brain

on a slightly serious note (obviously you didn’t do this, anon; this is jus while m up here on my soapbox) please don’t compare th way that i talk t a homestuck quirk. i know it seems funny an m not tryna be an asshole, i know th comparisons are there, bu since it is partially a dialect thing an it isn’t somethin i do fer fun, th comment jus makes me feel self-conscious an kinda shitty. i’ve gotten a few asks like that in th past that i just haven’t posted cuz i didn’t know how t say that they made me feel bad, bu this felt like as good an entry point as any

[anonymous said: yo for future reference what anime are you not comfortable taking requests for? thank u for this blog it’s fucking great]

it’s more that there are sources i’ve done (from all kinds a stuff) in th past that m no longer comfortable touchin an less an anime-specific thing, if i remember what prompted this ask, bu if we’re talkin anime specifically. uh. attack on titan, hetalia, beastars, bnha. all pretty standard stuff. i know i’ve done jjba before bu after findin out some stuff about th second season i don’t think i’ll be doin anymore. it’s all kinda case by case. maybe one day i’ll make a reference guide fer sources i don’t wanna touch.

[anonymous said: could i get the 547th doctor from doctor who please?]

oh you think yer funny. here’s an aesthetic fer a bitchass clown. this blog is my comedy club an now yer gonna step onta th stage an start tellin jokes? i think th fuck not. c’mere an tell yer lil jokes, come get yer degree from clown college, it’s right here in my hand along wi yer aesthetic. come closer i am jus a normal blog admin

[anonymous said: your blog makes me want to kin somebody]

why don’t you do it then, coward? you have th right t a kintype. if you don’t have an cannot afford a kintype, one will be appointed t you 

[anonymous said: i am almost certain you are my best friend because your typing style alone. if ur name is g**c* i may have to kiss you]

god it would be cute if i was, right? unfortunately m not sure how you managed t send an ask t this blog without pickin up that my name is stanley an not g**c*, bu like. maybe you should tell yer friend that you wanna kiss em. or tell em t stop stealin my brand. either way. m heartbroken that this doesn’t get t be a meetcute fer us, altough not really cuz i had a meetcute wi my future husband already so that’d be awkward fer everyone. anyway i think yer friend is my nemesis or my doppelganger or somethin, so maybe you should reach out an lemme know their weaknesses jus so i can make sure t never exploit those if we came across each other

[@lim4b3ans​ said: ***points @ you with the force of ten thousand men*** honourary homestuck]

fuck around an find out. i’ll delete all my homestuck aesthetics right now. i spend two years a my life bein an ally t you people an fer what. you turn on me like this? you suggest m one a you? andrew hussie can suck me good an hard through my jorts; i ain’t honourin shit

[anonymous said: this isn’t a request but appreciation for ur blog and also when  i read some of ur posts, they’re in a southern accent. i can literally make a shitty aesthetic for my own characters with how many images i’ve saved from u.]

yeah yer def not alone on th southern thing. a lotta people in th “what does stanley sound like” tag on @shittykinaskthetics​ would agree wi ya; m assigned a cowboysona by my followers fairly regularly. it’s very funny t me cuz m very much not southern (though i am occasionally a cowboy), so i don’t know exactly where it comes from, bu i ain’t complainin

also m glad this blog has become an image hub fer you. m slowly becomin an enemy a big pinterest, an th more pictures you save, th more a thorn in their side i become

[anonymous said: every day i find a new concerning kin, and every day i wait for you to open asks to mention my previous kins alone with the new one. i’m thinking about getting “too much of a sci-fi disaster for one person” tattooed on me. -the sci fi disaster]

my cohost says you should plot an exponential growth model wi yer kins, if yer really inta sci-fi. i don’t know what that means an m too pretty t learn, bu it sounds like some nerd shit so maybe it would be up yer alley. m concerned by yer definition a concernin kins, though, an what might fall under that category, so now openin my inbox again suddenly feels very threatenin. who knows what scifi bullshit could come tumblin out. tribbles, maybe (shut up shut up i don’t watch nerd shit i jus absorb jokes on tumblr shut up)

[ubercharge]

Dude have you heard about the season 4 rankings??? They are WAY shittier than season 3's

the ... rankings

what dyou mean bruh

[adonisstyles]

92 maybe y/n saying that to harry but you do what ever you want😚

“You’re so clingy, I love it.”

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A/N: pregnant fluff, some mild language, hope this fits what you imagined! Holy shit this got long. Sorry Anon!

You woke up to the sun filtering in through the blinds. It was a rare day when you and Harry could have a lie in. His arms wrapped firmly and protectively around your waist, his hands resting on your suddenly present baby bump. His breath puffed gently on your neck and you smiled to yourself taking a moment to absorb the memory. You pulled from Harry’s embrace and stood to get ready for the day. Harry subconsciously noticing your absence rouses from his sleep and watches you head to the bathroom. You squeeze some toothpaste onto your toothbrush and begin brushing. Harry is right behind you his arms around your waist resting on your baby bump.

“This just showed up overnight, eh?” he comments in his gravely morning voice.

“I know, now the family will actually believe I’m pregnant,” you reply. Your mother had given you a hard time because at 20 weeks you still weren’t showing. She of course, did actually believe you were pregnant. She just liked giving you a hard time over the bump you so badly wanted, not having shown up yet.

“Good thing the weather’s still chilly,” you said after rinsing your mouth. “It’ll be sweaters and jackets from now til delivery day.”

Harry rested his chin on your shoulder looking at your eyes in the mirror. A frown had etched itself on his features and a crease had formed between his brows.

“Babe, don’t hafta cover the bump,” he said grumpily. He traced his thumbs up and down over the newly formed geography of your stomach.

“Mmm, I do if we want the paparazzi to mind their own business,” you replied with a hint of snark. He buried his face in your neck and let out a frustrated groan.

“You’re meh wife, who cares if you’re pregnant?!” he mumbled into your skin. “S’posed to be happen’ innit?”

“Sure, but it’s your baby,” you replied. “It’s novel. Can’t say I blame them really. This baby is gonna be fucking adorable with your genes.” He let out a laugh before looking back into the mirror.

You spent a few more beats wrapped in his embrace as he stared contemplatively at your bump in the mirror.

“A’right, ‘ave an idea,” he announced to which you groaned.

“Hey now!” he chided, only mildly miffed that you thought his idea was probably crap.

“We’ll release the news. Control the discussion right?” He looked to you for confirmation. You raised an eyebrow indicating you were skeptical.

“Post a picture on instagram or twitter,” he continued. “We control what they know, when they know it and maybe it’ll keep them off our backs.”

You nodded, knowing this wouldn’t keep people from talking but it could at least allow you to control the conversation. You knew any news could spark rumors of all types, you didn’t want anything nasty printed about him any more than you wanted them to print nasty “news” about you. You weren’t a graphic designer but between you and Harry you concocted a cute and “very Harry” announcement. The whole process involved you goofing around on your laptop while Harry insisted on sitting behind you on the couch, arms once again wrapped around your waist, hands resting on your bump. You took a picture of the moment and decided that would be the one to share with the world later. His hair was a mess, glasses perched on his nose and he was only in shorts. You were wearing his “Lover” t-shirt and had your hair piled up in a messy bun.

You decided on a simple graphic that announced the due date. Not specifically but generally. You knew people would clamor for a shot of your belly and you’d give that to them eventually. But starting the conversation this way, meant you told the world instead of the world constantly speculating.

You laid back against his chest and he uploaded the graphic to his twitter and instagram.

“S’pose we should make breakfast,” he sighed, neither of you wanting to stand up. But you eventually did.

You set about making pancakes. Harry worked the hashbrowns. Every now and then he’d stop what he was doing to give you a peck, request a peck or casually stroke the bump. Your phones started buzzing and beeping with notifications. You picked yours up to see mostly congratulatory tweets. A reply came in from Niall with a picture of a tiny guitar he’d found on Amazon and was apparently shipping to your house. Harry being the drama queen he is decided to add a little more fuel to the fire by tweeting, “Y/N and I would like to ask for a little normalcy over the next few months. We’ll share some with you, no worries. All the love, H xx”

You rolled your eyes and looked over at him as he flipped the hashbrowns with one hand and scrolled through twitter with the other.

“Think that’ll work?” he asked, you quirked an eyebrow. He plated up the hashbrowns and moved to wrap his arms around you once again.

“So, now that the world knows…” he trailed off.

“Yes?” you prompted.

“Can we buy all those cute Gucci outfits we found online?” he asked, virtually begging. His hand slipped under the edge of his/your shirt and rubbed sweetly across your bump.

“You’re so clingy, I love it,” you replied. “Sure, let’s eat breakfast and get dressed.” You turned slightly to peck him on the nose before plating up the pancakes. The great thing about Gucci’s baby line was that it was pretty gender neutral. You’d decided not to find out the gender- much to your mother’s chagrin- but Harry had really wanted it to be a surprise.

Getting ready was a battle. Harry would not leave you or your bump alone plus you now had to decide what to wear. Should you wear something revealing or something baggy? You finally opted for something comfortable- a baggy sweater and leggings. You were probably going to be photographed buying baby Gucci today anyway.

Sure enough upon returning to your flat, arms full of Gucci bags, you received a text from your mother linking you to a gossip article.

The article was titled “Harry Styles and Wife seen shopping Gucci Baby after announcement”. There were several photos of him gleefully holding up various outfits. There were photos of him leaning his chin on your shoulder, arm slung around your waist as you perused a rack. There was even a sneaky shot of him kissing you when you’d agreed the baby probably needed metallic boots to match its father’s. While the article made some outrageous claims about names, you didn’t even know the gender let alone its name, it was kindly worded and the comments section was full of well-wishers.

Harry was once again behind you, chin on your shoulder arms around your waist, reading the article.

“Went better than I’d hoped,” he said.

“Yeah, now if my husband could leave me alone for a hot second, it would be great,” you joked. He made a mock offended expression but refused to let you go.

You giggled as he responded, “You love it!”

“I do and I love you,” you said as he gave you another peck.

[liittlemac-a]

Hoodie gremlin.

Describe your character on anon in the worst possible way, and my muse will have to try to guess who they are.Source

“This is jus’ me again. Y’ gonna hafta get more specific.”

[nicholas-wolfwood]

“How DARE you, good… sir… thing…! To accuse a priest of lying…”“…’Sides, you’re gonna hafta be more specific.” I just read that in his voice and it got me to laugh. Thanks, friend. I needed that tonight lol

Well, glad we could give you a good chuckle, anon! Feel free to enjoy what a terrible priest this man is!

[nicholas-wolfwood]

has mary been around?

“Uh... Who?”