#gonna go clean the house

[lokorum]

just finished page 3 for comic intro's intro (yep, couldnt help but make it) and it's available on boosty 👉👈

[alvojake]

no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling, teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy,moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious,gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tango ever bro could cause a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.

[mochinon-yah]

Lol guys, i just imagined Modern! Sunday needing to comb his hair, wash his face and maybe put on some light make up (he learned it from Robin!), a lip balm too so his lips won't look dry, and maybe a suit... all because he needed to get a package outside his house.

Delivery Person: "Package!"

Modern! Sunday, with his clean and ironed white suit, walking out of the house because he was already expecting a package today: "It's for Sunday, right?"

Delivery Person, mesmerized by the beauty of this angel-like person: "O- oh, yes... sir."

OR

Another scenario where Modern! Sunday was so tired from his job, needing to lay down on the couch, but suddenly hearing somebody shouted "Package!" outside his house. Grumbling, he took a simple jacket and walked out. With a smile that could possibly blind a person, he greeted the delivery person and took the package.

[storybook-souls]

*thru clenched teeth* i am allowed to do the thing that is kinder to myself even if i don't "deserve" it i am allowed to--

[nguyenfinity]

She’d stay with them while visiting I think

Bonus:

[omtai]

paramore was right im always running out of time

[strawberrryangel]

today was a good day! *collapses into bed and sobs uncontrollably*

[mer-se]

I’ve missed thunderstorms so muuuch

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Could someone please sit on my bed and do whatever so I can clean my room?

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

ohhhhmygod im gonna be sick. actually nauseous and i did it to myself - there was a spider on the countertop and i Panicked, grabbing the first distance-killer i could grab. it was a grease cleaner spray. i buried it in the stuff, walked away to recover mentally, came back

it fucking fell apart and dissolved into the cleaner. i both feel horrible and im disgusted beyond words. how the fuck do i get rid of it

[imnotpayingforurtherapy]

I tried to be nice and clean for my dad since he hates messy spaces and the kitchen is messy but i just came home from a 12 hour shift and passed out on the kitchen floor :C

[jrueships]

Bought one of my lil nephew giannis shoes for his birthday bcs he loves giannis and these are some of the ugliest fucking things I have ever laid my eyes on in my life. anyways it's his bday today so i gave them to him. but they are so ugly. he loves them

[brainrot-stitch]

Suddenly getting hit with the urge to be pretty so strong like a truck is CRAZY ehy does this keep happening

[xamaxenta]

Succubus Ace approaching men on the street offering them a good time so he can feed

Accidentally picks Sabo one time, infamous demon hunter and offers himself and gets absolutely destroyed, realises oh no this human is reaching all of my standards with his insatiable appetite and huge dick

Eventually begs for Sabo to stop fucking him bc its too much wtf how and Sabos like ooh youd do anything for a break precious?

Ace wails yes anything

Sabo laughs and hes like ah. I was hoping youd offer, thank you for the contract darling

Alarmed at the binding magic marking them together Ace realises he fucked up monumentally and now hes forever this unhinged “human”s succubus whoreslave forever

The end ✨

[mildmayfoxe]

whole new world of gig bags has opened up since i got mine in uhhhh approx 2007. they’re like cool and sleek and fashionable now. maybe that was always an option and i just got an ugly one. maybe when i get my trumpet cleaned i’ll get a new gig bag

[koko2unite]