#gonna call it og and then have him here you frauds

[dynamitekansai]

THE OG BLOODLINE 😤 CM PUNK

[cinamun]

A HEALED MAN YOU SAY???!!! TALK YO SHIT SIR!

but I know that's right! Tell her Sean! Cause she can't wiggle her thick ass outta this one. Bet she didn't think she was gonna get hit with some of that ack right! (like that reaaaaal ack right) Babyyyy, Sean got his new nose and been out here turning his life around. I am proud of hims. Out here giving good strokes AND solid advice! GIRL! Kudos to The Good Doc™ & his Build-A-Brotha Workshop® (because OG and Sean been making me proud! They've come so far!). The Good Doc out here SAVING LIVES in more ways than one so Mercy boo, that apology betta be yelled as loud as that damn read that you had my baby (and me...) fucked up at!

Cause them same damn accolades that you said was old and tired are the same damn ones that helped the brotha that helped you put your knees to your ear lobes last night! 😂 (Girl, she got me hot all over again. The audacity...Yellin all up in my man's face like that!) Lmao!

I'VE HAD MY CUP OF HOT CHOCOLATE WAYYY TO EARLY & now Imma be thinking of Sean having this deep ass conversation while simultaneously folding ma'am up like a paperclip! BIIIIIIITCH! A healed man, you say!? *grabs notebook*

Lemme add the that to my Christmas wishlist. It's not too late, is it?!

CHAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 😂😂😂 I am literally in tears at Build-A-Brotha!!! BUT ITS TRUE THO!! So to call him a fraud in front of the man that just ran you back-to-backs because he's HEALED??? Nah. I'd be surprised if Sean even kept trynna fuck with her unless she went back.

And we still got time to add it to our Christmas lists sis because

[storiesofsvu]

Thoughts on tonight….

Welp. Thx citytv. We starting with OC tonight!

(Lets hope my roomie stays out of the house til 11…)

Its been so long i basically dont remember what’s happening anymore…

Wheatley really is batshit… like… last ep he was ALL over angela & how he loved her & now he’s playing russian roulette with her??

HU HOOOOO YESSSS MOMMY AYANNA CALLING ELLIOT OUT ON HIS *SHIT*!!! THANK YOU

Aaaand yet he’s still UC anyways 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Okay the angela thing was a fraud… as i thought…(still confused about his other wife though?!)

That bitch just got FRIED jeeeesus

LOOOLLL chris just fucked up his blocking & RAN right into danielle 😂😂😂💀

Onto OG.

I’m still salty this got brought back instead of launching For the Defense…

Ugh good GOD we’re *really* launching RIGHT into this aren’t we? Like… obvi i wanna punch this old white dude in the teeth, so at least he’s got a partner to keep his head on straight & keep accountable.

Okay but seriously how do people not know police can and *will* lie to you?!

Jfc… the police departments are not “under attack” they’re being called out for their wildly innappropriate behaviour…😒😒

Petition to bring our favourite lawyers back on the OG as defence pls….

THIS FUCKING COP. Jfc… i hate him…

Yo.. ada… dont take the fucking blame for cosgrove’s purposeful fuck up??!! 🙄🙄

I have to admit, i VERY much enjoy how much more is done in the courtroom on this, but it is slow paced, or maybe i just dont know the characters that much….

Why are all the chairs in this courtroom SO comfy looking?! Like, the svu ones must be SO rough to sit on for 16+ hour shooting days…

Okay… now onto the one i’m *actually* here for…🙄

DOMESTIC ROLLISI

DOMESTIC ROLLISI

okay wow jessie way to throw an awkward loop into it….

I THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING GAY DATE NOT A BIRTH MOTHER DAUGHTER MEETING 💀💀

KHALDUN!!! YESSSSSSSSSS

Love that olivia CLEARLY knows about rollisi, but hasnt mentioned shit yet…

Wow the makeup match on michelle is NOT GOOD

The girl playing michelle has been in 2 prior eps of svu (as different characters) and i gotta wonder if mariska remembers working with them before or not?

🥺🥺🥺 my poooorrr hearrrrttt. That park fight was…. Somethin… like i GET that rollins is gonna have a hard time with shit cause of all of her damn baggage, AND i get carisi being frustrated, ESP if its been NINE months??!! Damn guys. AND he’s RIGHT about this BLOWING UP an entire case/trial. Like? It could be a VERY important one completely lost because Buchanan’s a sleaze & finds out…

This ep was actually super good.

Amanda: discloses

Liv: girl pls. Ive been waiting 5 seasons for this. I knew.

Okay that ending was SO CUTE & lovely & UGHFJSNDKDKDKA. I cannot wait for the carisi dinner🥺

[jq37]

May we have a recap, please? :)

**spoilers for panic at the art show and home for the holidays**

OK people. I actually don’t have a ton of commentary on these two so I’m gonna try and keep it (relatively) short and sweet [Edit from Future Me: Failed Step 1].

Also, iirc, this is the week Dropout starts streaming new Fantasy High eps on Wednesdays which is very dope and I am very excited for. I probably won’t do full on recaps like I do for normal eps because, lbr, I don’t strictly have the time to be recapping these eps at all and it’s pure stubbornness that keeps me from making wiser time management decisions. But, rest assured, if I have an Opinion, you will hear it whether you want to or not. 

Anyway, on with the show. 

Last recap, I mentioned that this ep was giving me Aelwen house party vibes and now it reminds me of that ep in another way: Everyone rolled like TRASH almost the entire ep. It was so frustrating! They barely got any hits in until like halfway through the ep.

(Aw man, I just realized I’m gonna have to remember which spelling of Aelwen is correct again now that FH is coming back.)

I love how Murph is immediately like, “I need to make sure my wife doesn’t die during this fight avenging her fictional husband.”

Isabella also has Aelwen’s trick of poofing around the battlefield which is annoying as hell (ha) for the group.

Siobhan hilariously casts fear on Priya just to be spiteful. I thought she was doing it to help the evac process but no. It was a purely spiteful action. Bless. 

When Kug turns into an ape he, of course, turns into *the* NY ape, King Kong. 

“I roll a nat 20 on an epic shit.”

When Brennan was describing Kingston’s spectral New Yorker Guardians I was already thinking about that one part of Spiderman 2 (the OG Toby Mac version) and then he straight up said, “You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us,” and I lost it.

“Deny the stairs the pleasure of my feet.” Emily is a poet.

I want to know what makes a pigeon spicy more than anything. 

The fact that Brennan killed Ox AGAIN and then immediately looked into the camera and let the audience know the dog was fine because he clearly Oracle stared into the future between eps and saw the entire internet sharpening their pitchforks  was so funny. 

About midway through the ep, Pete tries and fails to send Isabella back to hell and Isabella starts monologing about her plans and connection with Robert Moses (she stole the list from Santa and is/was gonna marry Moses apparently). I wonder if Brennan was like, “These players are for sure gonna murder her without getting any useful info out of her unless she goes full Bond Villain right now.”

And, proving my point, Emily immediately does 56 points of damage, royally f-ing Isabella up. 

This is a really civilian heavy fight which feels weird in a way the FH fights never did. Like, these aren’t even civilians who live in an adventuring town in a fantasy world. These are just normal ass civilians in the wrong place at the wrong time. 

Pete fails a wild magic roll after failing to teleport into the building and then gets a choice of getting really strong (which prob would have let him bust down the door) or to teleport in (which is what he does and exactly what he wanted). Very clutch when the dice rolls play into the story like that.

Kingston lightning bolts Isabella’s hair off which is just malicious but also totally called for.

On her next turn, Sophie gets hurt on purpose to get low enough to activate her ring, lets her hair burn for long enough to shorten it to a cute bob, insults Isabella, then knocks her tf out. 

I love that Emily took one of her teeth (a seemingly crazy move) and when called out by Lou was like, “It’s a link to Robert Moses” (a completely reasonable answer). That’s the Axford one-two punch.  

I didn’t mention it before but, Willie the golem is here, first immobile but then brought back by Misty. Post fight, he says he was somehow brought here by one of the evil factions of the city and says they’ll talk about it later. Also, Misty makes out with him (DON’T KINKSHAME HER).

With a high insight roll, Kingston is able to deduce that the group was ambushed (though not by Priya) and that their victory was a really important one for the fate of the city. 

(Sidenote: The amount that Pete is Over Priya in this ep is so funny.)

Back at Wally’s (which is where Kug is now staying) Wally has gotten Kug a dog bed to sleep in and fancy charcuterie cheese because he and Ricky are the only pure-hearted people in NYC. 

At the same time, Pete and Kingston have a very sweet heart to heart and then settle down at Kingston’s place to chill and listen to jazz. Idk how else we expected this to resolve, considering this is a Brennan Lee Mulligan DM’d show where the sacred pillars are Teamwork, Friendship, Communication, and Making up an NPC on the Fly Because One of Your PC’s Decided to do an Insane Thing. 

Next up is the Christmas ep and Brennan, Emily, and Zac are in sweaters for the occasion. 

Well,actually it’s the 21st and Emily immediately clocks that that’s the solstice. 

Are cookies the good carb?/Absolutely not. But have fun with your life. (I love Ricky’s soft jock energy.)

“I run deliveries,” Pete says to Kingston’s parents, not technically lying but also not being completely truthful. Misty would be proud. 

Going over to Misty, it seems pretty clear at this point (and it’s confirmed in the promo for next ep) that Misty’s fairy business is some kind of de-aging/reincarnation for herself. I wonder how many of these she’s done so far. She said she’s been around for, what? 200, 300 years? Assuming she’s been doing then reincarnations at about 65-70 years old and she reincarnates to around 25? Maybe 6 times? Idk. Just spitballing. 

Saucer of milk to keep the faeries from stealing her (non-existing) children. Faerie lore is wild y'all. 

Did you take another level of warlock?/Yeah bitch.

The fact that since Sophie has joined a monastery, she’s only taken Warlock levels and no Monk levels is very funny from a story perspective. It’s like, she finally comes to this sacred place to be trained to her full potential and she’s just spending what should be her sparring time playing with her cat in exchange for spells. Wild. 

Emily’s cat-like, self-satisfied grin when Brennan is like, “So you just jerry-rigged yourself clairvoyance powers, huh?” is so good. 

And she did it on the fly because Emily Axford is winning D&D. There are no points but she’s winning.

So, uh, Emily does, two things, very in character right after the other:

Thing number one: She send her unseen servant to spy on her family. Her dad seems hardline, “F, Dale. Whatever. Family first. She needs to get over it.” On the other side of the spectrum is her mom who is very upset about the whole affair with her siblings falling in the middle. 

The second thing she does, very casually I might add, is have her unseen servant BURN DOWN HER HOUSE SO SHE CAN COMMIT INSURANCE FRAUD.

EMILY

Everyone loses their minds and rightfully so. What a wild-ass swing that no one could have seen coming. I love it. 

“I look in my backpack which is now my home[…]" 

I almost forgot that Ricky was a fire fighter who would not abide that nonsense until Brennan decided to cut to him. 

Ricky just dolphin swims across the Hudson in 2.5 mins to go put out the fire that Sophie set. Amazing. 

Ally mocking Emily/Sophie: Truthfully, I don’t know what happened.

"I love John McClane, because he loves his wife.” WALLY

Wally: Oh we’re gonna tell a lie on Christmas.

“This is what winning looks like.”

I would really like to know what trace stuff what on the drugs Pete got from 7 but Ally rolled too low to figure it out.

“I disassociate fully." 

Well it took him a long ass time but glad to have Pete on the selling drugs to kids is bad train. Choo-choo, dude. 

7 saying you can hack in real life in reference to his AK-47 has the same energy as Hardison using the word hack in literally any semi-weird episode of Leverage. 

SOCIAL MEDIA IS VOLUNTARY PANOPTICON

So Kug goes with Wally to David’s house disguised as a dog and, despite that, blurts out that he’s his dad immediately. Well, he tries to. The Umbral Arcana stops him, unfortunately. 

"I lick my son’s face.” KUUUUG. 

Sophie showing up with a raw goose and hellish rebuking it is so metal and it’s a shame no one got to appreciate it. 

Me when Sophie’s Mom changes into black top in solidarity for Sophie’s mourning: F EVERY OTHER NON-SOPHIE BICICLETA. I RESPECT YOU. 

Kingston is hustling very hard to get his man Pete a job which is a very Kingston move. That’s how guys like that show affection. 

Didn’t mention it before but Kingston’s parents and Mom specifically adopting Pete is very cute. 

Sidenote: Idk what 7 was talking about Pete trying to stay low profile. He wears a cowboy hat (now a ZEBRA STRIPED one, courtesy of Kingston). I think the subtlety train has sailed my guy. 

Esther shows up at the firehouse, carrying presents for her mom and grandma and looking for Ricky. The says that she’s kinda dealing with something and it feels good to be around him (beat) magically speaking. Sure. I’m gonna keep my Hercules soundtrack on hand just in case anyway. 

I think Ricky is the only person who, with no pretense, could give his crush a sexy calendar featuring him.

Anyway, turns out Esther’s mom and grandma are the furies of Tompkins Square and she’s fated to join them or something. 

Esther causally: I defy you, I defy the prophecy.

The fury thing would explain why Esther’s mom would have cursed Kug. They are famously magical punishers.  

Ricky is a magically certified Good Boy but we been knew.

Zac’s restraint to respect Esther’s personal boundaries in lieu of getting a lore drop to stay true to Ricky’s character is amazing. Mad props.

So we slide over to Misty’s Christmas party which Stephen Sondhein is attending and him having a character card kinda killed me. 

There’s a post on tumblr somewhere about playing faerie  incapability for impoliteness against a vampires need to be invited in and that’s what I thought about when Moses and his vamp friends showed up at Misty’s house.

Robert tries to talk Misty into striking a deal with him for protection from Titania. She’s very much not having it.  

“You know Robert, I love a comedy and I love a farce. I’d like to remind you of who it is that started this and it’s not me and it’s not my friends but I can assure you Robert Moses that we will be the ones to end it if you do not. Do you understand me?” Damn. That’s a mic drop from Misty. 

[As I’m editing this, I’m realizing I somehow lost a BIG chunk of text. I’m not gonna write it all up again but the Cliffnotes are as follows:

Between the Solstice and Christmas, the gang goes Grand Central Station to see the clockwork gnomes that live there because trouble is apparently afoot. Some size changing nonsense happens and Pete shoots a dog (with mini bullets, the dog is fine). Lou is enchanted even though Kingston is not (a common theme with him). Ally and Emily are on the same nonsense wavelength (as usual). 

There are dope magical dragon trains under Grand Central Station that go to the shadow realm which is a place I’d like to know about. Kingston has never seen these trains before even though you’d really think he would have.  

Murph says Gnome Rights which is wild if you know what Naddpod is like. 

Anyway, the high priestess of the gnomes passed out the other day and they figure out it was due to pixie magic which is suspicious. They also know they pixies have access to a “time stone” which leads me to believe that it’s Brennan and not Aguefort who thinks that Chronomancy is the most powerful magic of all. 

Sophie and Jackson go to Dale’s grave on Christmas. Jackson explains that the Order of the Concrete Fist is basically a literal school of hard knocks. A counterbalance to all the reach for the stars dreaminess that comes with NYC.

Dale was their chosen one who was supposed to stop the monastery from falling when some unspecified badness crossed over to this side, but when he went to the place where he was supposed to get guidance, there was no one there (clearly tying in to what Dale said to Sophie last time they talked. I wonder what she needs to get to the top of? Empire State maybe?).

Watching Murph watching Emily, his real life spouse, play at grief for her fictional husband and do some truly insane things is so funny because you can clearly see him thinking, “I am married to this woman,” which, in fairness, is probably the main thing he’s thinking when he’s playing D&D with Emily.

I’m probably missing something but that’s all I remember. Back to post-Christmas!]

So it’s opening night at Misty’s show and, somehow, Ricky’s first show ever. 

I love that Don Confetti is there because of Siobhan’s offhanded comment for a handful of eps ago about him being a supporter of the arts.

Anyway, everything is going great until the second act when Titania busts in through the mirror which is *not* is storage as Misty requested but on stage. It’s a theater fight, y'all! And not the West Side Story kind although if that doesn’t come up I will be very surprised. 

“Let’s kill Titania!” –Misty in the promo

Just going straight to 11, huh Misty?

See y'all then!

[kadyshackkk-blog]

Final Reckoning Episode One Review plus a little info from seasons past.

Hello World! Mtv’s Hit The Challenge Returned Tuesday July 10, 2018 at 9pm! This season is ��the end of the challenge as we know it”. Which as of right now I’m calling total b.s. since well mtv the last few season has been “recreating” older seasons ie; The Challenge Invasion of the champions, a very sad and terrible attempt to recreate the iconic The Ruins. Then we went into Dirty 30, the longest season in existence and a horrible rip off of Free Agents which in my opinion was the last great season of the show. In the dirty 30 we had something called the purge aka lets fuck Darrell over and allow a bunch of idiots to run the show. Yes I am still bitter because Darrell was robbed out of a title that season and instead our winners were a racist and an anti feminist douche lord, I mean Camila and Jordan. Then we slide into Vendettas after that tragic second season of Champs V stars, which we won’t even talk about since it was a bunch of d list celebrities who i didnt even know and well the terrell owens aka the biggest bitch in the nfl. Moving along, on Vendettas we received a much needed invasion of new people from big brother and mtv uk! Be warned I have never watched mtv Uk shows or any big brother so I had zero idea who these people were but I was excited to see them! We also got from season 5 of are you the one Kam, Eddie, and Alicia. I loved that season of ayto and the people they chose to come onto vendettas made total sense. But what didn’t make any sense at all was the poor get rid of eddie they did. Now I will only say this once and the source that told me this is very credible since he was on their season of ayto he also doesn’t like either person involved however he dislikes eddie more. Simple fact is Alicia Lied, plan and simple. There was never a restraining order or anything of that nature. You can look it up online its public information in every state. Moving on from that, the additions from the uk were all very attractive, and before you gasp and say even Kyle?! Yes even Kyle , I feel like he looks better in person then he does on tv. The fights that season we’re beyond annoying . This was my face anytime Kailah or nicole spoke or were on my tv screen  

I give them both a chance every season they are on but they always make me regret giving said chance. The luggage throwing incident pissed me the fuck off. & Before you all go WeLL cArA dID iT To JOrdAn guess what she put a waterproof bag of his clothes in water omg get over it. Jemmeye Kailah & Britni Ganged up on kayleigh because of a rumor about her and bananas that Devin started to get Johnny thrown into elimination. It was not okay, it is never okay to touch someone elses belongings ever. I do not care, her stuff was broken and none of the actual apologized for it. 

Now for what you came for my review of the Challenge Final Reckoning Episode 1

First off I was hoping this season was a team season sadly it was just a rip off of the Rivals series which was only decent for rivals 1 and 2. Rivals 3 was ridiculous and a waste of time and energy. In the beginning we see everyone show up and Tj is all like guess what your partner is buried and you have to find them! oh and the last two teams will be sent home ending their time in south africa. Me as a view knowing damn well tj is full of shit 

We see Zach dig up his partner Amanda first. Listen I was very excited to hear that Amanda was coming back this season! I really was until all the twitter beef with cara, and unless you’ve been living under a rock you know exactly what I am talking about. (hint him and amanda won the challenge wooooooooh)

Here is everyones partnerships.

Zach & Amanda; Their beef seems a little forced since it’s about Amanda “making up” lies about jenna that even jenna confirmed was true. This team will go far if Zach learns how to work well with women.

Angela & Faith; I honestly don’t understand their beef, really over tor’i really. irrelevant ass team. Angela doesn’t have that same energy she did with Alicia when it comes to Shane and Kam. They won’t go far unless someone (cough cough angela sleeps with someone in power, pulling a veronica in the ruins when she hooked up with my favorite toothbrush twin evan.)

Dj Bald I mean Brad & hair plugs pathological liar I mean kyle; THIS TEAM MAKES ZERO SENSE YALL DEADASS MADE SOME SHIT UP. UHM HELLOOO DARRELL TAYLOR DID NOT WHOOP THAT ASS ON THE RUINS FOR ZERO REASON. Like mtv please stop calling kyle , he literally makes me want to stab him daily.

Cara & Marie; Listen these two have serious dislike for each other over a fucking tweet cara liked & it makes sense they are together. I honestly think this team will do well if Marie Actually fucking tries which i think she will. Tbh marie did campaign to be caras Partner.. However I feel like we as viewers deserved a coral cara team. Those two are both very strong women who need to work out their issues and become civil because I personally love them both.

Ct & Veronica; An og team, ct called v weak but she won more daily challenges then the majority of the girls on dirty 30 . A team to actually fear if they try and win 

Derrick & Tori; Yasssss my boo derrick is back!!!!!! Don’t tell tyler but i adore derrick and think hes amazing. I really like tori as well but her taste in men is just as questionable as mine. Back story tori cheated on derrick with jordan. therefor they don’t like each other.

Bananas & ??? : THIS LITERALLY COULD BE ANYBODY. I’m hoping its sarah so he can break his curse and retire because honestly no one can touch his record unless Landon came out of retirement or if production doesn’t keep fucking over darrell

Joss & Sylvia the sheep; Joss is Hot , and he voted sheep into the elimination and she got mad. damn well knowing she would’ve done the same thing. they do great.

Kam & Melissa; I love this team, this “rivalry” started over a misunderstanding I’m hoping they do well...

Natalie & Paulie; I don’t care enough to waste my time

Nelson & Shane; I’m actually started to like nelson, my dislike for him comes from my loyalty to tyler.. I love shane he is the sassy gay bff that I need in my life. This team will do well if nelson and shane both keep themselves in check

Mama Day & Jozea; I’ve never watched big brother but this team is by far my favorite big brother pairing, I follow both on twitter and they make me laugh daily. underdogs i stan

Britni & Chuck; The hotmess express team. Clearly still feelings there, chuck sucks for what he did to her, they will need to find a way to get past their issues

Jenna & Jemmeye; One of the best moves in challenge history caused this feud. they will do well, jemmeyes brain and jennas brawn.

Kailah & Kayleigh; Failah likes to bully others kayleigh was her victim last season. they’ll probably be out pretty early..

Now to the results of the challenge

Amanda and Zach won.

I’m not to sure about the rest of the order except for the fact Day & Jozea came in last but before jem & Jenna and Chuck & britni.

it was chucks fault him and brit lost 

it was jennas fault her and jem lost

but was anyone really in shock

So then we hear bananas yelling for help since his partner left due to family emergency everyone goes digs him up and if it was up to me he wouldve been sent “home” and not brit and chuck since they almost beat day and jozea.. after they get bananas hoe ass out tj announces that amanda and zach are able to send another team home! And out of all the teams these two dumb asses pick day and jozea. like uhm helllooooooo!!! ya’ll deadass had the chance to send send strong teams home... I can’t the stupidity of these two i can’t. SO  then the three teams leave and “go home”. Everyone goes to the house and already a fight breaks out between shane and angela, over a fucking shelf. Homegirl didn’t have the energy with shane like she did with Alicia , but we already knew she was a fraud. Then cut to outside where Joss and amanda are already flirting with each other. I will give credit is due, Amanda is a beautiful girl but has a very ugly soul and joss is very smart to hookup with her, camera time is everything and why not hook up with one of the most dramatic cast members ever. Cut to Syliva saying this could go great for her alliance or terribly for her alliance at least shes smart. The Que the amanda and joss makeout session. Then we cut to bananas cara and hair plugs talking about cara and kyle. Everything out of kyles mouth is a lie and garbage. Kyle states hes gonna sleep with other people and caras like cool whatever . The cut to faith and hairplugs making out, then faith gets into hottub and johnny being johnny brings it up in front of cara, and cara pulls a queen move by being like if he doesnt want me im not gonna wait around. boy bye best choice shes ever made. Then baby girl proceeded to go into a room and make herself look bad by trying to get at paulie. Like oh no baby what is you doing go to sleep and leave him alone..

Then we cut to the best part of the night in my opinion, first we see melissa walk in and try to be civil with kailah, failah wants zero part in it but melissa still tries because melissa wants to be nice then failah pushes melissa and melissa molly whopped her then they were pulled apart 

Everyone but kailah stans on twitter 

Then the teams who were “sent home” arrive at the redemption house and tj explains some shit i wasn’t paying attention because i didnt care at that point 

Then they go to the photoshoot day and Tj shows up which is never good..

Tells melissa and kailah they are both out ..

Now we dont know kam and kayleighs fate, we find out next week..

Over all this episode was awesome , the cliffhanger was needed , we had a fight some hook ups and a twist.

this season will be interesting to say the least. 

[thebaldostrich]

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When I discovered that my family was different at the age of eight, I thought I’ll be able to cope with the help of God, the OG with a capital G;

I tried to call him every night, but he was never home. So I prayed instead, hoping that things are going to get better.

Things only got worse so I turned to The Internet instead. It raised me well but it’s not always good. It has good and bad things I can’t really filter.

So I tried to call God, again, several times, but there’s still no answer.

-

I spent a couple years trying to find him but no one knows where he lives;

some says his spirit lives in churches, synagogues, mosques and temples but I don’t want that, I want him whole!

Let me call just one last time–

 -

“God? God, I don’t like this particular life. Can you take me away from it? God? God, are you real or are you just a mere piece of my imagination? God? God, can you hear that? My walls are crumbling! God? God, can you hear me? God?”

Someone picked up the call. Finally! “Hi there.“

"Is God there?”

“No he’s not.” 

“Who is there?”

“I’m Just A Piece Of Your Consciousness.”

“Oh, wrong number. Sorry, Ms. Consciousness. Bye.”

 -

You know what, God might just be a fraud. I don’t believe him anymore.

Maybe I should stay away from holy books and turn to science and reason.

Wait, I’m not much of a science person–

I couldn’t even solve an equation, let alone find a rational reason.

I fell asleep reading the preface of The Theory of Everything.

-

Oh crap. It’s home. Breaking. Again. Who was that lady who picked up God’s call again?

“Ms. Consciousness? You there?”

“I’m here,” said Ms. Consciousness.

I bit my tongue and asked, “you busy?”

“Nope,” she laughed. “I’ve got all the time in the world.”

“Cool. Can I talk to you for a while?”

“Sure.”

I couldn’t speak. I cried. A lot. Ms. Consciousness didn’t say anything.

“I’m sorry, Ms. Consciousness,” I said. “I—tsk…don’t know how to start–”

“It’s okay. I know everything.”

“Wait what? How?”

“I’m Just A Piece Of Your Consciousness. I know everything.”

“Oh right. So…you know…tsk—how things have been going at home…right?”

“Sure do.”

“Is there anything that I can do to fix that?”

“It’s beyond your ability. You can’t fix that.”

“Tsk! Tsk! Right, you’re definitely not—tsk—helping!”

“But that’s truth tea right there! You can’t fix it! All you got to do is learn how to live there!”

“Harsh.”

“But true.”

“Riiigght—tsk, Ms. Smartass—uh—Consciousness. So how do I live through this?”

“Find a good company. Talk to your friend!”

“If only it was that simple. I tried. They wouldn’t understand.”

“Well they don’t need to. Keep them around for good time.”

“Alright smartie. What iiiif…I rrreaaally need to talk to someone who is…tsk—a professional?”

“Like God?”

“Tsk! Not him! He wouldn’t even pick up my call. You know, a real flesh and blood human who can numb these pain…”

“Talk to a psychiatrist! They might give you some pills to numb your pain down!”

“I know, but I can’t afford them.”

“Bullshit! They are health professionals, you can use your public health insurance to get yourself checked at a very low price.”

“Where?”

“In a hospital of course.”

“Tsk! I know but which one?”

“I don’t know. Ask The Internet.”

 -

The Psychiatrist prescribed me some medications and gave me a diary. He told me to write everything there.

Everything.

ENTRY #1: Me

I’m a fourteen year old girl. I’m in the last year of junior high school. I’m scared to go to high school. I wear a pair of 2.50 prescription glasses.

My favorite subjects are English, French, and Visual Arts. My least favorite subjects are Math and Natural Science.

I spend a lot of time on the internet, mostly learning how to draw and watching cat videos.

I’m not that interesting, really.

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Entry #2: Family

My mom works in finance. She’s ill. Physically at first. She has Lupus. When she’s in a stable condition, she likes to go out and drink, but when she’s not she need to stay at the hospital for weeks. The pressure and pain makes her mentally ill now. I’m not sure which disease and I don’t want to assume, so let’s leave her at that.

My dad also works in finance. He’s very strict. I never really had the chance to know him. He’s often mad at me, but more often at my mom.

I had a twin brother but he didn’t survive childbirth. I wish I were with him.

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Entry #3: Friends

I have two good friends, Hana and Skye.

Hana is the current school president. She wants to go to law school and be the Speaker of The House.

Skye makes people laugh. She’s good in biology. She’s also a vegetarian. She wants to become a marine biologist.

We get along really well because we all like cats and waffles, but I kinda feel that each of them are keeping something away from each other. The way I keep this family thing out of their business. 

It’s about time that someone–one of us–is gonna have an emotional outburst in front of each other. I’ll tell them everything when that time comes, but until then, we’re cool talking about cat and having waffles together.

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Entry #4: God

Does he exist?

I don’t know. But at this point of my life, I still don’t wanna know. The less I know the better is still relevant up today.

Damn, that was arguably the most agnostic statement ever.

It could be a phase that I’m going through. Who knows? I might turn into the most religious Catholic nun ever or an atheist preacher in the future.

Or I can eventually master every arguments for and against God in the future. And still answer “I don’t know” to the question “do you believe in God?”

I might actually ask back, “do you?”

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  RUSH: Chris Matthews, I didn’t see it, I don’t want the audio, I don’t need the audio, I can just tell you this as easily as playing it for you. Chris Matthews got really confused during the joint press conference today because Trump brought his family, and Matthews doesn’t understand that. He said (paraphrasing), “You know, I just, I don’t get this, it’s a strange administration, family means a lot to Trump. It’s a strange administration, family means a lot to Trump.” That must be an odd thing for a Democrat, that family means a lot. It must be. Why comment on it?

And then Matthews said, “It’s almost like the Romanovs.” Why don’t you just go all the way, Chris, and just say the Borgias? Just clear the decks and say just like the Borgias, Rodrigo Borgia, the pope, and his daughter Lucrezia, could be the Ivanka character. Why don’t you just go all the way? Why stop at the Romanovs? He said, “I mean, they bring all the family to these major state events. Why is Ivanka there, why is Melania there at a state press conference? He’s always bringing the family in, lording it over us. This sort of regal manner of the guy.”

Regal manner? I thought the guy was a reprobate. I thought he was a bull in a china shop. Now all of a sudden he’s a regal guy like a Romanov. What’s Melania doing in there? What’s Ivanka doing? She’s obviously selling her products. What else would she be doing in there, Chris? (laughing) Just jam it in a little further. Why would they not be there? When Trump had the ceremony to announce the choice of Judge Gorsuch, there were family members there and the press blew up at that. “Why is his family in there? What’s the family doing there? Why would a family member get a front-row seat to a judge being nominated? Why?”

It’s as though tight-knit families offend the Democrats. Children who admire their father and want to work with him, that’s not normal. For Democrats, what is normal, then? I just love it. I just love the way they get so irritated. One thing about a family, they’re not gonna leak. And if they do leak, you can do something about it, because it’s family.

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RUSH: I wanted to answer these questions that Chris Matthews had. (impression) “Why was Trump’s family up there? Who do they think they are, the Romanovs? (stammering) Wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh what’s this family togetherness business?” Poor Melania. You know, she can’t win.

I don’t know if you’re aware of this, but last week the media were in an uproar sneering that Melania ditched the Japanese prime minister’s wife in Washington — which was not true — and that she was ridiculously shirking her first lady duties by not being in Washington at the White House. There were those stories out there that Melania… And then there were accompanying stories, “Is there trouble in paradise? Does Melania want no part of what her husband is doing? Does Melania know her husband is a phony? Does Melania know her husband’s a fake and a fraud?

“Does Melania know this isn’t gonna last? Does Melania know that there’s no reason to be in Washington because Trump’s not gonna be there himself in a couple of months?” All this stuff’s out there. And then the next pictures I saw were Melania Trump and Mrs. Japanese Prime Minister walking around the Japanese garden somewhere. (impression) That’s right, down in Delray Beach, and they were feeding the koi fish and they were throwing things in the air for the insects to grab, whatever they were doing — looking at flowers and stuff — what first ladies do going through a garden.

“Awwww, isn’t that lovely?” “Yes, it’s such a wonderful aroma. Can we if I can some?” “No, the cameras are on us.” Whatever goes on in these gardens is what goes on. But I was under the impression that Melania was shirking her duties and there she is with Mrs. Japanese First Lady, and then there she was at dinner with her husband, the president, and Mrs. Japanese First Lady and the Japanese prime minister and owner of the New England Patriots. Chris Ruddy was at that dinner. He’s very, very tight with Trump.

(sigh) So what I’m hearing about Mrs. Trump isn’t true, from what I see.

And then the reason that Melania was there today at the joint press conference between her husband and Bibi Netanyahu is that Mrs. Netanyahu was there. So the protocol was that Mrs. Netanyahu was there, well, Mrs. Trump should be there. And Melania stood next to her husband waiting for the Netanyahus to arrive and greeted them upon their arrival, which is what normally happens. Yet they say she’s shirking her duties. Ivanka was there because her husband happens to be Trump’s number one adviser on Israel.

Ivanka’s husband’s a guy named Jared Kushner, and he’s Trump’s number one adviser on Israel. And Ivanka is Trump’s number one adviser on fashion. I’m just kidding. I’m just making a joke. Do you believe that they…? (interruption) No. (interruption) Oh, yeah, yeah. But the New York Times, that was Carl Bernstein’s son. Carl Bernstein’s son admitted to being the one that called Melania a hooker. But he did it at a party. He did it at a social gathering, not an official news function. Anyway, Times reprimanded him, “Because, if you’re gonna say that, say it in the paper, not at a party.”

(interruption) No, they didn’t reprimand him for that, but I wouldn’t have been surprised if they had. But they did reprimand him. So he came out and admitted it and so forth. And then there’s the Office of Government Ethics has recommended a full-fledged investigation and admonishment of Kellyanne Conway for urging people to go out there and buy Ivanka products while standing in the White House with the White House logo behind her.

They say it’s a clear violation of ethics, that no government official shall endorse, suggest, or recommend any product. And Kellyanne clearly did. In fact, she even said, “I’m gonna do a little commercial here for Ivanka.” Now, that’s all true. That’s not kosher. But I want to put some of this in perspective for you, folks. The left loves to say that what their protesters engage in is, “Simple dissent! Time-honored, wonderful American dissent. Why, our people are engaged in the very behavior that led to the founding of America: Time-honored dissent from authority.”

And so when Nordstrom decides, for example, to cancel the Ivanka product line, the left chalks it up to, “Well, you know, they have made a business decision,” and they start speculating on maybe Ivanka’s stuff is no good. And then they speculate, maybe Ivanka’s stuff isn’t popular. Maybe Ivanka’s stuff is way overblown. Maybe Nordstrom was tired of losing money stocking it.

And that’s not what happened. I will guarantee you what happened was not normal day-to-day dissent or business. You have a bunch of left-wing bullies, I will guarantee you, that were intimidating and accusing and threatening Nordstrom that if they didn’t get rid of Ivanka’s stuff, that all kinds of hell was gonna happen to them. There’s no doubt in my mind. And that’s not business.

Now, let me ask you. When something like that happens, let’s take Ivanka out of this and put you into it. I want every one of you to imagine that you’re an entrepreneur and you have created a product of some kind. You’ve invented it, and you’ve found a way to mass produce it, you’ve marketed it, and it is in various stores, maybe in a chain of stores, whatever you imagine, and it’s going great guns. And then somebody finds out that you happen to be a conservative or a Republican.

And then all of a sudden all those stores selling your product are suddenly inundated with tweets and emails from people threatening to never set foot in this store again, never buy anything in the store until your product is removed. And then you dig deep and you find out that 99% of the tweets and 99% of the emails are being sent by people who don’t shop at the store anyway and don’t even live in the town where the store is.

But yet the company gets intimidated, gets nervous, gets scared, and they tell you, “We’ve got to stop selling your product because we’re being threatened, and we don’t want to put up with it.” Are you’re just supposed to sit there and say, “Well, time-honored American dissent is destroying my business. And if I respond in any way, I’m being unethical.” ‘Cause that’s exactly what’s going on.

Now, maybe Kellyanne Conway should not have said from the White House “buy Ivanka products,” but my point is this. What they did was engage politics for politics, because I am here to tell you, I don’t know, I’m using intelligence guided by my own experience, and I’m just telling you that the odds are Nordstrom got rid of Ivanka’s stuff because of politics, one way or the other, political pressure or maybe management at Nordstrom didn’t want it, whatever it is.

And I think it’s not right that the left gets to inject their politics into business, and it’s still called business. When the right then tries to respond and inject their politics, and the right can’t because you’re not allowed to infuse politics with business, but the left gets away with doing it. So what are people supposed to do? Just let the left have total control over what’s sold where and what isn’t sold where?

So I know what Kellyanne was doing. She’s simply defending Ivanka, who happens to be the daughter of her boss, against a totally unwarranted, not-business-related political attack. And because she did it with the White House logo, the pressroom, it does convey an endorsement by the government, which government ethics laws do not allow.

Now, OGE, the Office of Government Ethics, they don’t have any power to accuse, to charge, and to try anybody, so all they can do is point out so-and-so violated ethics rule. It’s up to others to then take action on it, in this case it would probably be Congress. I don’t know who. Federal Trade Commission, I have no idea. I don’t know what’s gonna come of it, but that’s what I think happened.

And when it happens to you, it totally changes the perspective of things. As a conservative you’re just supposed to sit there, “Well, that’s just the breaks of the game.” The left gets to infect and corrupt business all day long and it’s called great American dissent. And if you respond to it, you’re being unethical. Just another way that the playing field is in no way level.

Rush Limbaugh 🔥 President Trump’s Family Offends Chris Matthews Rush Limbaugh 🔥 President Trump’s Family Offends Chris Matthews  Feb 15, 2017 RUSH: Chris Matthews, I didn’t see it, I don’t want the audio, I don’t need the audio, I can just tell you this as easily as playing it for you.