#gona* BITCh

[valgeristik]

a little wip post just to show im still in the zelda brainrot stage + quite happy with how this is coming along so far.......

[starlightsigner]

I don’t get angry, I don’t do road rage. But bitch if you cut in line in front of me at the drive through by going over the ‘do not cross we just had a hurricane and want to make sure there’s only one line’ caution tape after the last 3 places I tried to get food at didn’t work out then don’t throw me the middle finger when I lay into my horn

[cariciapadre]

I WISH TO CONTINUE ON THIS !!! one of my favvee things about padre is how collected he is . ( even tho i personally think it wouldve been pretty bad ass if he got all mad and they started fighting ) He was LITERALLY tossed around and cut open and all he did was yell a little and walk away . Only to let out all that anger he shouldve let out once the twins DIED !! ( which is also why i wish we couldve gotten more intel on him and caricias' relationship !!! but im going to attwmpt not to make this wbout cariciapadre ) it was nice to see a character we knew to be so calm and collected completely lash out , it makes me wonder what other things that wasnt the pre drug fight scene that couldve gotten him to that point !!

when i see his littke face in that little picture i like to think its a stare of dissapointment and anger . not just towards caricias but by everyone else who just sat there and watched . i like to imagine a little bitta sadness in there too . padre is just so weird and complex and i wish we saw more of him in private

[pancakesmythie]

why tf do they let some ppl use ebay?! anyway i tried drawing an parasaurolophus w slightly diff line style. idk if i like this.

[winterrose42]

Learning my anger response are v disproportioned. Effects me? Musiv up go more nonverbal n ride uncomfy wsve. Not confrontationsl dony like it. Effects others? Need to leave room. So ovrrwhelming. Actually feel exploding. And then...evil.

Yes boss csnt do uour work bc havent had your coffee n lunch yet? (actually said this me n other coworker) ..right. K. Your life will now be hell.

[moe-broey]

Hhnghb

[goldiipond]

hhey why isnt my art in the tpn tag anymore. who do i need to kill

[munsontm]

My hobby is saving urls for max and steve and never using them.

[potentiallyangstyrandomthoughts]

I know my dads fucking great and all cause he raised me and my sister by himself for over a decade cause mom was a crack head and left, but now that we all are moving out on our own soon he's just like really selfish and clingy. My sisters noticed it too and i get that he's lonely but like I'm not going to fucking baby him forever and be his only fucking source of companionship he needs to find someone else to bother. Like I'm trying so hard to not fucking snap at him I just want him to leave me alone and I know I'm supposed to care and be happy and be nice cause we are all about to live alone most likely in different fucking states so we wont see each other again aside from holidays. But like the time we are supposed to be enjoying he's just weird. He's weird and, as my sister would say " It's triggering me". Like it just fucking sets me off. He's different IDK. I know he's high ever since weed got legalized he's been smoking all the time and I fucking hate him when he's high he's pathetic and annoying as shit. And like yea that's a really fucking mean thing to say but I AM HIS MAIN FUCKING SOCIAL SUPPORT. He comes to me with EVERYTHING. He always sounds so fucking miserable and its only ME that he vents too like that he doesn't vent like that to my sister. And if I say I don't want to he gets fucking pouty? like a fucking child? So I shut down and stare at the wall and let him say whatever nothing it is that he's saying then I leave early cause I'm holding back fucking screaming at him like I don't care shut the fuck up . I can BARELY GET OUT OF FUCKING BED MOST DAYS. FUCK YOU. LEAVE ME ALONE IM DYING I CANT HOLD YOUR BAGGAGE TOO. YOU WANT ME TO BE HAPPY THEN STOP USING ME AS YOUR FUCKING LIFE PRESERVER IM DROWNING.

FUCK OFF.

[nightguide]

Professor Layton and the Curious Village 

NEW GAME:

FEEL FREE TO INSERT THE LAST NAME OF YOUR CONCERT (YA MOM)

GIZ A SHIT: KNOW THE LETTER BY MARIYA LAW (PUNCTUATION)

MOTHER OCEAN (HE GETS YOU WET): PLEASE, *KISSES YOU WHILE PROF. LAYTON IS GETTING NAKED TO YOUR INTUITION* (YOU MOAN WITH IT)

OCEAN FIRES (WHAT YOU TRUTHFULLY THINK ABOUT ME): *HE GROWLS INSIDE YOU FORCING YOU TO REGENERATE* SCARE *MOANS* ME EVEN MORE

PROFIGGA'S LAYIGGA'S ANIGGA'S THIGGA'S CURIGGA'S VIGGA'S

[hvly]

i almost rodeo ready !

[jjoejonas]

NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOO

[littl-vs]

holy shit theyr not talking rn????

[trueblue7]

If not yours, what am I?

[nor-4]

The "B" word trend - Formula one and Reader

A/N: @23victoria when i saw her posts i immediately think of this one so thanks to her! Love her works sm

⋆.˚ Max Verstappen

"Hey everyone, love say hi to the camera." You informed max as you touched his legs to catch his attention, "Hi guys" He waved into the camera throwing out a smile.

"So i saw this trend on tiktok.." You started talking while arranging your bag that is on your lap trying to distract you from nervousness, "Yes.." Max nodded as he turns to look at you.

"If i gave you the permission to say the B word, how would you call me?" You stated as you were looking out the window and back to him.

"What i always call you beautiful, what do you mean permission?" Max looked at you with his typical confused look, "No babe what. I meant by you know the curse word." You giggled as you lightly pushed his face away who was about an inch away from you.

"Oh that, i would never say that to you even you say that to me." He shrugged laughing too, "Called me once a bitchy whore for wearing my suit and an attitude." he faced the camera as if he is complaining to the viewers before ending the video.

⋆.˚ Logan Sargeant

"If i let you say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked him on ig live while eating beside him, "B word? Bookie? Bookie you look good and shit." Logan continued as he is looking for an answer on your reaction. He isn't fond to these kind of trends but he knows damn well what pookie and bookie is.

"You know bookie but you don't know the b word." You questioned him.

username11: Bye i didn't know this is how the trend is supposed to go

loganlover34: Logan chronically online confirmed?

⋆.˚ George Russell

"So if i let you say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked george and oh boy he is ready as he already seen that trend earlier this morning.

"Okay it's something like this. Biiitch you look so fucking gorgeous or Bitch! You look so fucking gorgeous girl." George sassed waving out his fingers infront of you, "Aw you look like a little twink georgeyy." You stated pressing the e on the nickname as you know how much it cringe him off.

"Eugh, you are taking a piss." George pointed out at you with a disgust changing out his mood, til this day it still makes you laugh on how he acts like the videos of Paul and Morgan on tiktok.

⋆.˚ Lando Norris

: Babe, random thought. If i let you say the B word to me, how would you say it?

Lando reading the text out loud for the stream cause he couldn't show to everyone what contains you conversation. "Oh i think i know this one, It would be like. I love you bitch, ain't never gonna stop loving you bitch." He is saying what he is typing as his friends talk to the background.

Lando: It would be liek. I love you bich, ain't never gona stop loving you bicht.

: You are typing bich baby, that doesn't count.😭😭😭

"You are typing bich. Like bich, what the hell is that spelling right there. That's so british." He yelled at the mic reading out that one typo and ignoring the other.

⋆.˚ Carlos Sainz

"So would you call me the B word if i let you?" You asked facing the phone at him, he is very familiar of this kind of trend as the ferrari hospitality is flooding him with trends especially the "Watch carlos for a second" video.

"Bello. That's the b word i will call you." He smiled very proud of his answer, "Noo you know what b word I'm talking about carlos."

"Bebita, you know papa will kill me if he ever found out I'll call you something like that." It's true though Carlos senior already threatened him about saying things like that around you and to you. "But you know-"

"No. Bello that's the word." he cut you off.

⋆.˚ Daniel Ricciardo

"I already told you danny i wouldn't do anything if you say it." You have been laughing for solid straight 10 minutes now ever since you asked that question, "Bii... Honey i really can't say it." Daniel is like that one Noah and Lori video and that's why you are laughing because of the resemblance.

"Come on, do you want me to cheer for you?" You teased him as he has been jumping, walking, running or just doing anything other than saying the B word.

"Sorry i just couldn't bring myself to say it, okay i lost." He shrugged defeated before slumping down to your feet resting his head on your lap hugging your legs as if his life depends on it.

⋆.˚ Lewis Hamilton

"So how would you say the B word to me?" You have been asking the same question for fifteen times now as he is trying to avoid that question by changing the subject or asking something back at you.

"No i wouldn't say it it's either you will cry or you will be aroused." Lewis said before slumping down the sofa beside you and roscoe beside you.

"Lewis, what?"

"What, who said that?" him acting cool as he wrap his arm around you waist eventually reaching up to roscoe cuddling up the both of you as if you guys are the most fragile and comfortable thing ever in the world.

⋆.˚ Charles Leclerc

"If i gave you permission to say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked charles and yes it is a very easy question for him as cursingg at your significant others isn't a thing for him it will never be and he thinks that everyone thinks like that too.

"Hello beautiful." He answered before biting into his food, "That's sweet, but not that b word. The other one you know" You corrected him leaving out your food for a second for his reaction.

"Oh i didn't know you are into degrading when it comes to intimate stuff." Charles said before giggling like a teenager, "Cha you know that's not what i meant."

"Yeah but you are into it though"

⋆.˚ Fernando Alonso

Oh girl we didn't see that asking this on live is very bad idea. "If i gave you permission to say the B word, how would you say it?" You asked him placing the phone infront of both of you.

"My belleza? It's the best b word, it fits you." Nando confidently said placing a hand on your back rubbing it, "No i mean by the bad b word." You cleared him.

"My bitch, doesn't sound good. I prefer my belleza more, it fits you well especially when you look under-" You slap Fernando's mouth before everything went down for you as how it is already, "We are on live you oldie." you joked before jokingly throwing his head away.

username3: Got that on screen record lmao

username4: Fernando you nasty girl😝

⋆.˚ Oscar Piastri

"Oscah if i gave you permission to say the B word to me, how much say it?" You asked out of nowhere which made him give you a stank eye once again, "You know you are the B word but i will never say it to you." He rolled his eyes before continuing to type on his phone for his twitter post.

"So if i am there's still a possibility you will say it?" You asked once again pretty same question cause we know you are not gonna let it go, "No, leave it now miss girl before i make you." you know what he means by that and because of that you wouldn't leave him alone.

⋆.˚ Zhou Guanyu

"babe if i gave you permission to say the B word, how would you say it?" The first thing you asked in the early morning after a tiring night, "Woman i know this is a trap stop it right now." Zhou finally learned with all these stupid question you asked after failing many times and completely losing his mind.

"I'm just a woman to you know?" You pouted before turning your back at him deciding to cuddle sweetcorn who is sleeping beside you, "Of course not love, you're my woman." he stated before sneaking his arms around your waist and petting sweetcorn.

⋆.˚ Pierre Gasly

"If i gave you permission to say the B word-" yeah he knows it another chronically online men.

"No baby." Pierre said shaking his head from side to side, "I didn't even finished." You raised your eyebrows looking at him as if you suspicion him of something.

"Did your other bitch ask you this question? Why do you know this trend?" You asked pierre as he turned his head at you as if you are going crazy or something, "Are you okay? Literally every post i upload on Instagram your face is there." he tried defending moving his arms in the air while talking.

"So you are getting tired of it?" You asked again feeding his frustration as he just look at you with mouth agape.

[fractempyreal]

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄'𝐒 𝐀 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐎𝐎𝐊 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ,        though it eventually shifts back towards the white cat that now pushes further into Vergil's hand INSISTENTLY .   Soon enough ,   it escapes the hold of the angel  &  alights on the Devil's lap .   Vergil's hands lift slightly in an evident display of uncertainty ,   jaw clenching as he stares down at the cat as she tentatively paws at his chest  (  obviously asking them to continue in affectionate ministrations  ) .   A frown mars their expression as he looks back towards Adrian ,   as if asking them to take back the feline creature in their arms so as to disconnect any further contact with her .   Yet ,   in the back of the Devil's mind chimes in the voice of reality that reminds them that Adrian more than likely would NOT save them from their predicament .

                            Now what ? 

𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐒 𝐏𝐔𝐑𝐒𝐄 ,  𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐏𝐋𝐘 𝐄𝐗𝐇𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐆𝐇 𝐍𝐎𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐋𝐒 ,        as their hands begin to lower  &  gently scratch between the cat's ears .   It's a stiff motion ,   painfully unfamiliar to him  &  it's embarrassing as it is endearing to watch as this Devil seems to falter in the act of distributing out any kind of affection that a pet would ask of them .   Shoulders still stiff with spine ram-rod straight ,   Vergil allows his hand to smooth down her neck  &  pause between her shoulder blades .   Somehow ,   the purring grows LOUDER in the room as she circles around on his lap before curling up on it ,   eyes squinting closed before bunting up towards the hand that once again repeats the motion .

𝐎𝐍𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐔𝐋𝐃 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐋 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐒𝐓��𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐃 𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐓𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐋 ,        what with their concentration seemingly fully installed on the cat on his lap ,   but at the tease of keeping a secret about having a heart ,   their expression DARKENS  &  sharpened gaze sets on Adrian with biting ice in the response to follow their jest .        ❛    You would mock me as such ?    ❜        Corner of lip pulls back in faint SNEER before calloused hand scoops under the cat ,   rising to his feet  &  pressing her back into Adrian's arms  (  despite her protest against being separated from them  ) ,   scowl still marring their face when they do .        ❛    I suggest you find it another potential owner .   I would not know how to care for her anyways .    ❜

     they're a busy angel after all . the other's dry remark is met with a hum , light and breezy . " i try not to anyway . which is precisely why i'm looking for a reliable someone to take her off my hands . "

     it would seem even a devil is not immune to the charms and affections of a cat . adrian watches with a gentle expression as her head rubs gingerly against gloved palm , catching the soft shift in hardened features that follows . it's subtle and brief but adrian recognizes it as a sign their suspicions were correct .

     " of course , i know you've no need for a pet . no one does . we simply enjoy their company as much as they enjoy ours . " especially when said company is preferable to that of humans . and with how little patience vergil has for those , honestly , the realization should have dawned on them much sooner . an animal companion might be the key to melting that icy heart after all , even if just a little .

     " you don't have to decide right away . " attention shifting finally from furry feline to aloof devil , there's a twinkle in their eye . " but if you do decide to keep her , revealing that you do , in fact , have a heart deep down ⸺ i promise it will be our little secret . "