#golf kart incident

[glowinggayduo]

drops to floor and dies

[glowinggayduo]

my baby </3 

These posts from TikTok are so foul 😭

[hyacinthsdiamonds]

I think part of the reason why I find Max and Charles' dynamic so fascinating is because if anybody created original characters with their basic backstory they would be called out for pushing the narrative too hard but it's literally just basic well known facts about them and things we've seen happen, it's insane like

They're born sixteen days apart.

Their star sign is Libra, the sign of balance, equilibrium.

A complete and utter coincidence and Charles of course had his own personal reasons for choosing his number, but his number also happens to be the same about days that separate their birthdays.

They literally grew up racing each other.

They hated each other as kids.

"I am just as good as him/we're equals in experience etc"

The way they talked about each other to journalists and in their blogs while they were karting lmao.

The incident!

The comparisons since the beginning to Senna and Prost, two of the sports goats and one of the greatest rivalry in F1's history.

Max recommended Charles to be his replacement when he left his team to move onto to the next stage.

There's something poetic about them being born in the year of the ox and Max driving for red BULL. Also 2021 in which Max won his first championship was also the year of the ox and I am completely normal about it after just finding out about five minutes ago -

The slowburn of the relationship, lifelong rivals but friends now too.

The way they talk about each other.

The fact they're each other's biggest defenders.

I am sorry but Charles running off track after getting distracted by Max and then hitting his head on a golf cart again after getting distracted by Max is something I expect to see in romcom or a fic but no both of these things actually happened in Abu Dhabi 2021 on the same night lmao.

The fact they don't follow each other on Instagram and yet interact with posts about the other that someone else posted.

The reason why they don't follow each other lmao, I still cackle thinking of Charles - literally on Max's freaking plane going home to Monaco after Austria 2019 - looking over at Max to see if he noticed that he'd unfollowed him.

Max was known as the inevitable. Charles is the predestined one. Like hello?!!!

There's more but like??!!! The fact this is real life and not a movie is insane sometimes - Guess it's true what they say, truth is stranger than fiction

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hello Clan, I was wondering if you could do the glams (including Bonnie and Foxy) and the daycare attendents learning that a worker reader has hearing aids that are usually hidden by their hair or a hat and that the hearing aid has a sticker themed around them, for example: a lightning bolt for Freddy, a checkered flag for Roxy, a cupcake for Chica, a music note or maybe golf clubs for Monty, a bowling pin for Bonnie, a skull for Foxy, a star for Moon, and a cloud for Sun.

I understand if you can't do all of them

No worries! But I couldn't figure out anything for Foxy, sorry-

I did my best research on writing for characters w/ hearing aids, so if there's anything I missed/got wrong I apologize!

......

Glamrock Freddy

He's seen you around the pizzaplex over the past month, although at times he gets confused when you don't respond to his greetings unless he's standing right in front of you.

But he assumes you're just busy and doesn't mind it much.

When you're assigned as his handler to help him keep up with all the events lined up this week (photo-ops, meet and greets, performances, birthdays, etc.), he finally gets to know you on a more personal level.

One evening, you're removing confetti strips and candy wrappers from his stomach hatch (in summary, the pinata's string got caught in the mechanisms during transport and ripped apart when the hatch opened), briefly removing your hat to wipe the sweat from your forehead.

Freddy takes notice of the little devices in/around your ears, and suddenly it all clicks.

"[Y/n], if I may ask...are those your hearing aids?" The curious bear points to his own ears.

"Yep, glad you finally noticed." You chuckled, but he didn't catch your sarcasm.

"My apologies for sounding intrusive. I've just never seen them before."

"Oh you're okay, Freddy. I don't like to make a big deal out of them...unless some guest calls me "deaf" as an insult." You muttered, about to put your hat back on when you notice him still staring at you. "What's up?"

"Are those...blue lightning bolt stickers?" He gasps. "They look just like mine."

"...that's because they are." You smile, turning your head to show him the designs.

His heart is thoroughly touched.

"Aww..you themed them after me? Your favorite bear?" He coos, to which you huff and hide them with your hat.

"Yeah, yeah..I'll admit you're my favorite. Now don't go bragging about it to everyone else."

Roxanne Wolf

Working at the raceway was sometimes sensory hell for you, with your hearing aids constantly absorbing the sounds of noisy karts or screaming kids.

The worst was the construction work.

So you switch them off sometimes when you're busy with a task, as hearing gets tiring--especially in these parts of the pizzaplex.

One day, however, Roxy walked over to ask if you could supervise Cassie's birthday party...only to see you blatantly ignoring her.

She would've been annoyed, had her eyes not seen the aids hidden by your hat/hair.

Oddly enough she never noticed them before...

She just taps your shoulder politely, getting your attention as you turn them back on. "Oh hey, Roxy. What's up?"

She repeats her question, but you still struggle to hear her, so you both go somewhere outside the raceway to talk.

Once you understand what she's asking, you head to the atrium to assist with any final preparations, but along the way she inquires about the aids.

"Oh! There's something I've been meaning to show you." You reveal the checkered flag stickers, surprising the wolf. And you smile at her growing grin. "Yeah, I knew you'd love 'em."

"They're really cool. So I guess you can just..tune out all the ruckus of the raceway whenever you want?"

"It does get overwhelming at times, so yeah..I had them off. Sorry if it seemed like I was ignoring you-"

"Nah, I understand now. But listen, if anyone gives you trouble over them, you let me know. Alright?"

"..I will. Thank you, Roxy."

"Of course. It's the least I can do for my favorite human worker." She chuckles.

Glamrock Chica

The incident where Chica's upgraded voicebox horribly malfunctioned would have surely overloaded your already sensitive hearing.

You were supervising her performance, but at the first sign something was wrong you took your aids out and dodged the chaos that followed, leaving to file an incident report.

As a lead tech, however, you're summoned to run diagnostics on her voicebox in parts and services (as apparently nobody else wanted to do it).

You kept your aids off in case things go awry again, but when Chica wakes up, she's 100% convinced that she broke them and you're angry at her.

She was informed that you use them, though she's never actually seen them.

Plus you were closest to her when it happened. If her voice could damage that many STAFF bots...then surely your aids weren't spared, either.

"Well, Chica..the good news is that we don't have to replace any of your speaking components." You explain, not realizing her sadness at first. "But I recommend you don't sing for a while and stick to the guitar. Just to play it safe."

"Oh, okay....I-I'm sorry....I really am..." She sulks in the chair.

"It's not your fault. I kept telling them not to rush the upgrade, but no one ever listens to-"

"BWAK?!!" Then she jumps, surprised. "You can hear me! I-I didn't break them..?"

"Huh? Oh..no, no, no. They're fine, Chica." You reassure her softly. "They're totally fine. See?"

Taking one aid out, you show her the cupcake sticker you put on it in hopes of cheering her up, watching the relieved smile return to her beak.

Montgomery Gator

If any place in the pizzaplex is loud (besides Roxy's Raceway), it's Gator Golf.

Should the ambience or the bass of Monty's instrument be too noisy for your hearing aids to handle, you can easily take them out or switch them off.

You can always hear his voice given how he talks in general, but if he's speaking directly to you, you'll have to put them back on.

The first time this happens, however, he sees them for a split second before they're hidden by your hat/hair and immediately assumes they're earbuds for music.

In his eyes, you suddenly decided to ignore him and he's not happy.

"So that's how it is, huh?" He snarls, already being in a bad mood as is. "I ain't fun to talk to anymore? You'd rather listen to your stupid human music than mine!?"

"Monty, what on earth are you talking about?" You blink in bewilderment. His hostility usually didn't come out of nowhere like this. "I don't have any music in-"

"Then what didja just stick in your ears?!" He points, glaring at you over his glasses.

"..my hearing aids?"

There's a long, awkward pause.

"...y'know, the things that let me hear you?"

"Ohhh..that's what they are? How long have ya had those for?"

"Most of my life." You smile apologetically, seeing him fumble and backtrack whatever he said before. "It's okay, Monty. I should've told you about them before....you wanna see something cool?"

Showing him your aids, he sees the golf club stickers on them and grins, no longer as grumpy as before. "Awh yeah!! Wait....did ya put those there 'cuz you like golf..or me?"

"I chose this design because of you, big guy." You chuckle.

Glamrock Bonnie

You were Bonnie's main handler, so you two have spent nearly every moment of your shift together.

He's been aware of your hearing aids since day one, complimenting the cute little bowling pin stickers you plastered on them and chastising any person who gave you a hard time about wearing them.

Sadly you never got closure on what exactly happened after he went "missing"...only to discover his shattered body stowed behind Bonnie Bowl months later.

He had claw marks inconsistent with what Monty's hands could have possibly done (not that you believed the gator was ever guilty of attacking him despite the rumors).

You fought tooth and nail to get approval from management to repair him, working tirelessly in parts and services--even doing overtime just to bring him back.

When Bonnie finally reactivated after weeks of trial and error, he nearly looked good as new.

Except...he doesn't remember you, and there's corruption in his memory files from the night he left his green room and went into Gator Golf.

He insists he was following somebody's orders, but can't specify anything beyond that.

"I'm sorry..I'm not much help, am I?"

"No, but...I suppose you should know that Monty's taken your place in the band in your absence." You regrettably inform him, seeing how sad he looks. "But if it's any help...you're still my favorite."

Taking off your hat, you show him the now faded bowling pin stickers that remained on your aids, and he stares for a while.

Then you see his eyes flicker with recognition as a smile grows on his face.

"[Y/n]...thank goodness you're still here! I-Is Freddy okay?"

Sun

He's definitely had deaf kids (both with and without hearing aids) come into the daycare, and he tries his best to give them a fun and accommodating experience during their stay.

So right off the bat, he knows you wear aids and often tries communicating with you in sign language.

Whether you're well-versed in that or still learning, you appreciate his efforts.

But you sometimes have to remind him that you can still talk to him as you normally would.

You show him the stickers on your aids--a cloud covering a sun, to be more precise--and he's totally ecstatic.

And I mean "jumping up and down cheering" ecstatic bc now he knows you picked those stickers because of him!! Because he's your favorite!!

Physically he's there but mentally he's the "yippee" autism creature

Sometimes you gotta lower the volume on your aids with how loud he accidentally can be, and he notices this fast.

"Oh! I'm sorry, sorry, sorry!! So sorry!!" He fumbles. "Can I add something to the stickers maybe??? Googly eyes??? Glitter glue to make them shimmer and shine???"

"Thank you, Sun..but they're fine this way." You insist. "I don't want any glue dripping into my ears."

"Right! O-Of course!! We wouldn't want that now, would we? No glitter glue going into your brain!!"

Moon

The lunar animatronic, on the other hand, takes a bit longer to notice your hearing aids (considering how dark the daycare gets during the night cycle, he doesn't notice much).

When he does, he'll ask you some questions.

Like how long you've had them, how well they tune out background noise, etc.

It's all out of genuine curiosity, and you tell him whatever you knew, taking one of the aids out to show it to him.

And only then he examines the star-shaped stickers on them, staring for a while.

At first he automatically assumes they're themed after one of the Glamrocks...until you mentioned how similar they are to the stars on his hat and pants.

Finally, the gears in his mind click together.

"So you're saying....my outfit inspired you when you picked out these stickers?"

"Yep."

"How sweet of you, [y/n]...they look very nice. Glad I could be your muse." He snickers.

You never see it, but he's gonna be gushing over this every time you're working in the daycare now.

None of your coworkers paid any mind to Moon. They usually called him creepy or avoid conversing with him should they absolutely have to cross paths.

But you go out of your way to see him whenever possible; and the stickers are just a subtle yet sweet way of reminding him that he's always gonna be your favorite.

[honeybadger16]

Boyfriend! Lando Norris Headcanons

Pairing: Lando Norris x reader 

Warnings: sexual themes, swearing 

word count: .5k

a/n: Lando as a boyfriend sounds like a lot of fun, hope you enjoy!

Lando would such a fun boyfriend

golden retriever energy

he planned the first date for you two 

he first booked a cooking class 

he burnt the meat, added too much salt to the potatoes, and accidentally cut his finger when chopping the parsley

but you had the best time together

after that he took you to the closest park for a picnic and packed your favorite fruit and drinks

having a picnic with Lando would be fun until he starts to fight with birds over uncovered food

your camera roll is full of photos from that incident 

once it was time to say goodbye he kissed your cheek and gave you a dimple-filled smile 

from then on, Lando’s favorite thing to do was take you out 

aquarium dates, go-karting dates, apple picking dates, etc.

carnival dates consist of cotton candy, fries, and Lando paying an unbelievable amount for the biggest stuff animal prize 

at home, he loves to have you close to him when he’s streaming 

fans always love spotting you in the background reading, on your phone, or taking a nap 

eating ice cream together at 2 a.m. will be a weekly occurrence 

He would want to teach you how to play golf with him

and loves seeing you in bright-colored golf dresses 

Lando would be the best kisser too 

he would cup your face with one hand and the other around your waist pulling you closer 

he has a goal of having sex in every room in the house 

that goal is very much accomplished.

a lot of people find missionary positions boring, but with Lando it’s extremely intimate and passionate

Lando’s favorite color is bright yellow, so any gifts that include that color he loves!

Appreciates homemade gifts the most  

when things don’t go well for Lando on race days, you are his comfort person

this includes showering with him letting him get out his feelings 

if you have younger siblings Lando gets along with them so well 

he loves kids and is a natural with them 

It is very important for Lando to have his family like you 

but no worries you fit naturally with his parents and siblings 

the first holiday break you spent with them, they made you feel at home and tried cooking the dishes you liked 

seeing you bond with his family made him swell with happiness 

that week he asked him mom for the family heirloom engagement ring 

planning the perfect engagement would make Lando feel nervous 

he planned the most amazing proposal filled with flowers and champagne 

One night when the two of you were cuddling in bed Lando looks towards you lovingly

he pulls out the ring and asks you without thinking 

he thought he ruined the surprise, but you couldn’t be happier 

of course, you said yes and are ecstatic! 

the two of you would have so much fun planning the wedding and the rest of your lives together 

[tazmilyxfamily]

behold, a fun list of bugs and broken behaviours overlooked in the process of converting Hornet into a security bot!

-She has no directive when it comes to stolen merchandise or food and will not react to it, as she is only programmed to protect the Animatronics and their related assets (Arcade machines, karts from Roxy Raceway, golf clubs from Monty Golf, etc)

-The act of blinking was supposed to allow her to take pictures, as the gesture was considered subtle enough if she's somehow surprised, but there is no set place to store them, so there's just a shutter sound before the image is immediately discarded.

-When it comes to armed burglary, her only written courses of action are to chase, disarm, place the weapon inside a very small chest hatch, detain, and report. Not only is there no place set as her detainment location - like Vanessa, she will instead use the lost and found - but there is no system in place to force her to report incidents or indicate that she has a hidden weapon.

-Bonnie Bowl is completely missing from her internal map of the Pizzaplex. This is likely on purpose to avoid her potentially choosing to patrol it, but it's still weird.

-Unlike Chica, there is no set behaviour for eating and she will not know what to do with food in her mouth. While she isn't meant to eat anyways, one would expect that she'd at least know to get it out of her mouth. Instead, she just. shuts her jaw and ignores the food.

-She will also ignore any and all clothes on her body, as she is not meant to be clothed at any time

-Despite starting in the Arcade every night, the DJ has no way to call for her help. ...Yet there's an experimental app for the Fazwatch that Hornet grants Gregory access to, should he befriend her.

-Being inside a recharge station will badly scramble her systems for literally no reason - no one knows why this is the case - so she'll just perch on top of it when Gregory and Freddy go inside.

-Visiting the Daycare while it's in "day" mode also messes up her systems due to the intense lighting, but she will recover on her own.

[georgecunt]

jm also in the golf kart incident, hope he got a concussion

[inkher0]

Update on the situation:

It wasn't a security guard, it was the co-captain!

Contrary to belief, Chair Uncle has not been arrested. Montgomery Police have asked him to come in for an interview. Idk what they're talking about though, I've never seen a man holding a chair in my life. I'm blind actually. What video are we talking about

Allegedly, the white family went to a hospital for treatment, only to be met with an all-black staff. Fearing for their lives (lmao) they call the Police. Police tell them to either deal with it or leave the hospital. They left the hospital.

Also allegedly, this family has done this before. Apparently, there was an incident where they stole a golf kart used to transport elderly people and the police asked the staff not to press charges.

And finally, there is another victim. Along with the Co-captain, an unnamed white boy was struck by the private boat party as well. If you've seen the video, you see exactly when he's struck. He wisely left the fight after the first hit, but the internet appreciates Mark for his efforts to rock wit em

What happened in Alabam?

I'm glad you asked, because I've been going insane about it.

So basically, it's an average Sunday evening at the Montgomery Boat docks. There's this group of white people with a boat parked in the way of the river ferry. River ferry can't pull into port with it in the way, so the black security guard REPEATEDLY tells them to move their boat. Eventually, one of the white guys in the group tackles this man and starts to fight him. Black security guard throws his hat up and squares up. Soon, though, black security guard is outnumbered 4 to 1. These white men, in front of over a hundred people, start to literally beat a black man to death for doing his job. All seems bleak. We've seen this happen before, too often now to count.

Until you see one boy (fondly dubbed "Aquamayne") swimming from the ferry to the dock to help him. Then you see more black men bolting to join the fight from the platforms above the docks. Then you see the ferry pull in, and three shirtless black dudes march off that ferry with an ARMY of black people behind them, men and women alike. Suddenly, this 4v1 is a 54v8, and EVERY member of the white group gets their asses whooped.

The cops are there, but it's so intense, they can't do anything to stop it. They literally Just Watch. One man appears, wielding a folding chair. The Chair is rated "E" for Everyone. One woman falls down after getting smacked, and he cracks that shit over her head like she was a poached egg.

Everything about it is a triumph. The Boat is named The Harriet Tubman. That pier was used to transport slaves to the central square. The man who invented the folding chair was black. It was a moment where a black man was in trouble, and the whole of Black America came to his rescue.

All the videos are on instagram, if you want to see the chaos. I'm sure you find it under "riverboat brawl" or something like that.

[screamsinsilver]

a summary of nortrell/mandinha over the first two months of 2022

(a followup from this)

they go to dubai and spend a month there, with friends (oliver, connor, tom, jakob, savannah, jennie, andrea, etc.)

they celebrate new years together (i am not linking everyone's celebration tiktoks)

lando goes public with luisa, max is one of the first to like the post

they do a lot of golfing in dubai, at various courses, with various combinations of people

max, lando, tom, jakob, etc. go karting at the dubai autodrome with the ln karts. luisa spends the day shopping with sav and jennie

max does his first stream of the year. it's golf, and it's luisa's twitch 'debut'. lando's pissed because there are weirdos in chat and the game isn't going his way. the two of them bicker over clothes

lando posts an instagram story, known to the community as the breakfast for three incident (fun fact! i had literally just woken up, logged into tumblr and experienced my dash in shambles that day it was 'fun')

the incident confirms that the three of them shared a hotel suite in dubai

tom confirms on stream that lando, max and luisa were the only ones from the group to stay in dubai

max does his second stream, another golf one, but this time with lando and aiden (the kid he coached in f4). lando is pissed because the game isn't going his way. (the stream is also conveniently timed so that younger fans (derogatory) miss it because they are in school)

(ok, i didn't document most of dubai) other activites participated in over the trip included padel, minigolf, dune buggying, beach days, jetskiing, ukno, typical dubai holiday activities, and also the dubai 24 hours

they all leave dubai to return to their respective countries

a few days into living in monaco, lando's in the uk for mclaren work

they play some golf

max sets up his pc in his room, and the two of them spend time playing halo (lando from the mtc)

max confirms a stream via social media for the next day.

max also hops on lando's flight that evening to monaco, with the intent to stream from lando's pc

he streams from monaco, but it's from a laptop instead - lando decided he wanted to play halo 5 minutes before max was supposed to go live. he streams from a laptop and his setup is... bad (i am a gamer/computer... person and i hated it), when the technical issues subside, he talks ideas for lando's gaming room with ria, scrolls the qdrnt subreddit and tells lando off for not playing halo (and also occasionaly talking to luisa too)

the three of them go golfing in monaco

lando skips the autosport awards to stay in monaco drinking caprisun with max and luisa

they fly back to the uk together so lando and luisa can attend the brits

lando goes on this morning again, and he's officialy adopted by phil and holly

max streams quite a bit over the week, watching car launches, playing five nights at freddy's and geoguessr, and scrolling twitter and reddit

him and lando go for more golfing before lando leaves for monaco again

lando and luisa spend valentines physically together, max and lando spend valentines virtually together (they have a halo multiplayer date)

(lando's back in the uk the next day anyway)

qdrnt do filming for elgato featuring simulators (or at least lando, aarav, steve and ria do, max is just there)

[actual quote] max: i'm here just for emotional support everyone

max streams when him are en route for a merch photoshoot in leeds. it's him and lando squished together in the back seat of a seven seater

[actual quote] lando: are you going to fist me?

the photoshoot is them standing on a plane..?

the next day max is back on his stream grind, playing fnaf and halo, dicussing furniture for his new setup (crafting an incredibly elaborate plan to get a very specific chair which is made in partnership with logitech so theoretically would be easy access to lando, etc. etc.), and also introducing his grandma to chat

[actual quote] theo: oh pity innit, you went to see your boyfriend lando the next day anyway

lando also streams: he does one playing roblox (i know, right) and another on halo with max

they both stream again the next day, max watching planes and lando playing halo with ria

lando leaves for mclaren's test day in barcelona starting him and max's longest stint apart yet not entirely sure when exactly, but luisa leaves for a shoot in barbados

max streams twitter and tarkov. during the twitter part, he's looking at sunglasses, prompting connor/tom/jakob/lando to comment about a 'misses'

max goes to monaco to set up the gaming room with ria and aarav. he's staying in a hotel but would have otherwise stayed in the apartment

he also has... an exchange with the team l4ndo and qdrnt admins. aarav refers to him as lando's housekeeper

he goes back to the uk for a day before jetting off to barcelona to catch the final day of testing

they both fly to portugal after testing finishes

they spend time with luisa and her friends, and the three of them watch bohemian rhapsody together.

lando and max return to the uk together, max being 20 minutes late for a qdrnt squad stream with aarav and niran. lando's on his bed watching tiktoks instagram reels before disappearing downstairs to stream his hair getting cut. they both yell at each other up and down the stairs. max's mum also appears to change max's bedsheets, but max pulls the streaming card

max is also learning portugese ffrom luisa. the one word he and lando both know definitely is the one for 'kisses'

[tokiro07]

Hrm.

Wrecking Crew ‘98...puts a significant hole in my theory (link)

That hole being that it was, without doubt, current Mario and Luigi who were in the original Wrecking Crew game (Spike says “remember me? your original rival”, confirming that he was sabotaging this Mario specifically)

I mean, TECHNICALLY, you could say that it was Jumpman and his brother, and that Mario and Luigi also joined Spike’s Wrecking Crew later and had a similar relationship just in an event that wasn’t seen on screen, but that seems like a stretch

I think it’s easier, and possibly more interesting to say, that Jumpman and Spike never worked together, but instead were business rivals, Jumpman being a carpenter, one who creates, Spike being a demolition man, one who destroys. They probably actually worked for the same company, since their roles actually help play into each other rather than being competitive, but they probably didn’t get along, possibly due to ideological differences.

After finally getting his children delivered by the stork, Jumpman raises Mario and Luigi for a number of years leading up to them being old enough to get their first job. Jumpman is retired by now, but he still has connections at the old company, so he writes up a recommendation. His old rival, Spike, who is still working at the company, sees this as an opportunity for some petty vengeance, and becomes the rival to the Mario Bros. for the time that they work there. 

To work Wario into this, Wario has been implied to be a farmer, what with his pet hen Hen and his tractor in Mario Kart. The only known family Wario has ever been stated to have is his mother. Perhaps Wario’s mother divorced Spike and took Wario to live on the farm with her, leaving Spike in the city. Perhaps Spike resents the happy Jumpman household, and this plays into why he picks on the Mario brothers so much.

What’s interesting about Spike is that we actually do see his design change pretty drastically over his three main appearances, so I actually think it’s pretty likely that we’re seeing him actually age. In his first run in with the Bros., he’s pretty scrawny and has a beard. In his second appearance, where he outright claims to be someone from the past, he has significantly bulked up and shaved his beard, revealing his Wario-like chin. In his final appearance, in Mobile Golf, he has grown his beard back and allowed himself to become more rotund, having more of the body-type of Wario, giving him an appearance not unlike an older Wario. This tells me that he got stronger to make up for his losses against Mario, but focused mostly on his glamour muscles. After losing again, he focused more on his core, similar to his son Wario, making him look overweight, while in reality he’s actually in the best shape of his life and can probably bench a truck.

As I said yesterday, Waluigi probably at some point joined Spike’s Wrecking Crew, since Waluigi seems to have inherited Spike’s excavator. Also, for a bit of meta evidence, Waluigi’s theme in DDR: Mario Mix, in which Waluigi is the villain, is a remix of the Wrecking Crew special stage theme. I think these bits are probably where the theory that Waluigi IS Spike come from, which is a fair theory if we assume that Jumpman and Mario are the same character (as they have always been presented to be). Still, I’d rather not combine characters if I can avoid it, and I think that the Jumpman theory better fits with the timeline of Donkey Kong becoming Cranky Kong, so until explicitly proven otherwise, I think Spike is Wario’s father, and Waluigi is his son who was lost during the confusion of the Star Children incident in Yoshi’s Island DS, wherein Waluigi was accidentally given to Stanley the Bugman who taught him about gardening.

Edit: Realized something that didn’t line up with canon, made another post about it here

[averyonelovesjack]

right (I)~ daniel seavey and jack avery

requested: yes

I know you probably have a lot to do so it's never a rush and this may be a little weird because I don't have a plot just an idea and if it doesn't work out that's alright! Or if you don't want to do it that's also alright, but maybe a love triangle story? Maybe 2 of the boys like the reader and she likes them both or 1 of the boys and a random guy likes the reader and she likes them both and you can of course choose who she ends up with Sorry that's a complicated idea, but much love!

summary: a love triangle between a girl’s best friend and his band mate.

warning(s): love triangle, cursing

word count: 2947

SIDE NOTE: while writing this, i needed some opinions on what to do, so casually i asked my sisters for some help. well, my twin sister explained an extremely hilarious alternate ending that had us laughing for like twenty minutes. moral of the story is that i had difficulty deciding the ending of this story and yeah i’m sorry. it’s also lowkey left open

My body sank in with time and eventually it was too late to stand up easily. The music of lemonade mouth played in my ear, but my eyes were too tired to look up and watch the final scenes, as it was already dark out and i could barely stay awake.

Beside me laid a sleeping Jack Avery, who had his head rested gently in my lap. My fingers stabilized in his hair, running through it as he slept like I used to do when we were younger. i admired the way the sleeping boy looked so peaceful. Almost as if nothing in his life had harmed him, like he was an innocent, full-hearted, perfect guy.

My eyes traveled from his perfectly curled hair to his nose ring that sat so nicely and attracted me so greatly. I stared at his tiny freckles that spotted his face and looked at his eyes that were so poorly wired that he needed to wear contacts everyday. Although, i personally enjoyed it more when he wore glasses because he did wear them so well. 

a tiny smile arrived on my face as i looked at him through the tv lighting. and with that, i closed my eyes and let sleep take over my body.

“JACK FUCKING AVERY GUESS WHAT?” I ran through the house, absolutely excited about the fact that I’d gotten an A on the test that I was absolutely sure I was gonna fail. All thanks to the extra studying that he’d help me get in. 

I busted through the door of his bedroom, opening it widely and looking around to see where he was. Instead of my eyes connecting with those of jack’s, they met a beautiful girl sitting in the middle of his bed, his body beside hers. My body bounced backwards, taken aback by the fact that there was a girl our age sitting there with his hand on her leg. Shock was written on my face as I stared.

“o-oh shit, sorry,” i quickly close the door, hurt finding its way through my body. it was pretty obviously something more than just a friendship between that girl and jack. in only the brief seconds i was in there, i had noticed that he was awfully close to her face and his hands were on her bare legs, only covered by shorts (as it was even hot in LA this time of year). She was smiling an awful lot too, and she was gorgeous from head to toe.

My feet moved faster as i left the house, trying to avoid any contact with the boys. It was awkward enough to walk in on Jack when he was with another girl, but to have to face any of the boys and explain why in earth i was sprinting out of their house, that’d be double the embarrassment. 

It had been two weeks since the incident. Although Jack and I texted a little bit, our normal conversations carrying on, I couldn’t bring myself to reenter their house. I guess it wasn’t as bad as it seemed, but it hurt to see that he finally was no longer my secret. Other girls could see him now. They could see his charm and his kind personality and his handsome looks. I was no longer the only one who could love him in the ways that i did, and what really hurt was that he would love them back, too. He’d give them the love and attention that I’d been dreaming about him giving me since the day i turned fifteen and i realized that it wasn’t just a tiny crush that i could get over. 

So when he’d text me to come over, to hang out, to go do things, I’d make myself busy. A lot more time studying and spending time with my roommates. I certainly left my house a lot more, and it wasn’t to just go spend it at his house. I kept myself busy to avoid the dark thoughts that came with the sudden realization. 

Today, Jack asked me if I wanted to come over and watch Titanic with him. As much as I loved the movie, it didn’t seem like the right path back to a normal friendship. Instead, I had to run errands at the grove. Buy some new clothes and some new books for school. It was almost summer anyways and the bikini prices would go drastically up in a few weeks. It’s a better sale now.

Nicole, my roommate, was wandering Hollister when I dropped my new sunglasses on the ground. I let out a squeal, silently praying as i bent down to pick them up. Almost like a cliche movie, someone else’s fingers reached down to grab them for me. My eyes wandered up, ready to thank a stranger when they graciously met the eyes of Daniel Seavey, Jack’s band-mate. 

“shoulda known it was y/n dropping her glasses,” He let out a laugh, handing me the undamaged pair of shades that i took from him with ease, “how’ve you been?” 

i looked at him with a smile, “i’ve been pretty good,” I reply and add, “busy! how about you?”

“fine,” daniel answers, “it’s been boring without you being around as much. i kinda miss your sarcasm.” 

“as a normal person does,” I joke, each of us letting out a laugh.

“i was so spoiled with you there. now i see all of these other people and i’ve really started to miss you. i mean, you’re less loud, less obnoxious. much nicer. plus, i could beat you at almost any game-” He tells me.

“other than mario kart” i finish for him and he laughs.

“yeah, other than mario kart. you kicked my ass at mario kart,” daniel nods his head, looking down. it’s quiet between us for a second, “well if you get less busy, call me up. we used to know how to have a good time when jack wasn’t around.” 

i nod my head, “i think i will definitely take you up on that offer.”

I sat down in the practically empty coffee shop as I watched Daniel park his car in one of the spots across the street. i got here a little earlier, having my friend drop me off here on her way home from work. Daniel would most likely drive me home after we finish. 

The little bell above the door rang through my ears as i watched Daniel sit down in front of me. He sends a smile my way, starting conversation easily, “hey. how was class?” 

“fine,” i answer, “boring, but compared to what i was doing afterwards, any class would be boring.” 

Daniel laughs at my reference to our little date, “i’m so happy you found some time to hang out.” 

“yeah of course. i’ve missed seeing you. all of you, really.”

“i feel like you used to be around all the time and it’s so weird that you and jack aren’t hanging out as much anymore. what even happened?” 

i frown at the thought, “i sorta walked in on him and a random girl. a little scarring, especially to my ego.” 

daniel nodded his head, “i’ve always known that you like him.”

“not anymore,” i add to his sentence.

“oh? i guess that’s good,” he smiles.

“yeah, not worth the pain. i think there are other guys out there that will make me happier,” i continue.

“you know i’ve had a crush on you since jack first brought you over. you’ve always been off limits, though.” 

“not a crush,” i correct.

“what do you mean?”

“a crush is someone that you like, but will never have the chance to have therefore you are crushed,” i explain, “and you have the chance to date me.”

“that’s very bold of you,” 

“you want to do something bold or am i going to have to do everything myself?” i smirk.

daniel leaned back in his chair, his arms crossed over his chest as he grinned, “i’m intrigued.”

i shake my head, a laugh leaving my lips as i stand up, moving around the small coffee shop table. I rest my hand on his face and lean down to interlock my lips with his. He’s pleasantly surprised, but lets his hand reach my face. Our kiss was short and sweet. I stepped away, recognizing dani’s rosy red cheeks as i sat back down.

“certainly bold,” He smiles, not quite looking at me yet. 

“you liked it?”

“yes, i freaking liked it,” he exclaims, making me laugh, “god, you’re perfect.” 

“shut up.”

“whatever, beautiful.” 

“daniel.” 

“i didn’t say anything, gorgeous.” 

“i’m going to leave and pretend this never happened if you say anything else,” 

“okay, okay i’ll stop,” he laughed, throwing his hands up in surrender. I watched him with a straight face, but couldn’t keep it as he sat there and mumbled, “pretty,” 

our little relationship had blossomed over the past two weeks and we bonded nicely together. daniel was quite happy when he saw that i made more time to see him, unlike what i’d done for jack after our little mishap. we didn’t spend much time at home, really, but at fun dates. mini-golf, movie theaters, all the chipotles that you could find in los angeles. it was a funny relationship and we spent a lot of time laughing. we were happy with each other.

today is the first time that i’ve been back to the why don’t we house. i assume that jack understands that daniel and i are dating. we’ve gone back to texting and we facetimed once, but i didn’t mention anything about my new relationship with his band mate. i mean, not that it’s any of his business. he’s already got his own girlfriend, hannah, who i assume is the girl i walked in on. 

my head rested in daniel’s shoulder as we were only millimeters apart on the couch. honestly, there was no distance between us because i was practically on top of him. we’d decided on an old comedy, animal house. it was highly inappropriate, but also extremely hilarious. i laughed into his neck as the front door opened. daniel paused the movie and looked to see who it was, mainly to be sure it wasn’t a bunch of murders or fans. either could be deadly.

instead, it was jack, who threw his keys on the hook and walked in. it took him a second, but he recognized me as very close to daniel very quickly. he furrowed his eyebrows and walked over.

“what are you guys watching?” he asks, his voice unsteady, “you haven’t been here in a while, y/n”

i turn slightly red, “animal house.”

“ahh, funny movie,” he gives us half a smile, “you left something of yours here last time, do you want to come to my room and get it?” 

“can’t i get it later, the movie’s on,” i make up an excuse.

“i have to leave soon. can you come get it now?” 

“jack, you can’t just bring it to me. i mean, what’s the big deal?” 

“y/n, come on.” he whined.

daniel’s hand clapped my thigh a little bit as he stood up, “hey it’s fine. i have to go to the bathroom anyways, we can take a break for you to get whatever you left.” 

i give him half a smile and stand up as well, forcing a smile and following jack to the familiar room. it was quiet until we got there, when he practically stared me down, “so you and daniel?” 

“what did i leave?” i ask.

“nothing, i just wanted to talk to you alone,” Jack tells me, crossing his arms over his chest.

“yes, daniel and i,” i answer his prior question, “what does it matter to you?”

he scoffed a little bit, “i don’t know, y/n. what does it matter to me?” 

“what does that mean? you’re mad at me now?” 

“it’s been a little obvious, i mean come on, you’re not fucking stupid, y/n,” Jack spits at me, “i have liked you since we were like fifteen.” 

confusion split my brain as i stared him down. i was angry; beyond angry, furious. where did he get the right to mess with my heart like that? to either a, watch me fall for him for several years and do nothing but get another girlfriend and later on claim he likes me, or b, recognize that i’d been in love with him and take this opportunity to lie and embarrass me? he can’t just pretend that he likes me when he has a girlfriend, it’s not fair, “no you haven’t, jack.” 

“yes, i have. i don’t know where you want the proof, but if there’s anything to show, i’ll show you,” 

“jack, you have a girlfriend. the girlfriend i walked in on. you don’t like me. you’re just jealous that i’m finally happy with daniel.”

“i don’t have a girlfriend, y/n. hannah was a one time thing and nothing happened. she was sweet and i was sick of being alone. i thought you didn’t like me anymore and i had nothing to lose.” 

“you waited three years to tell me this. you waited three years and watched me like you for the longest time and decided to do nothing. finally, when i find a little light in my life, when i get someone like daniel to like me, you decide it’s time to admit this? i am happy now, jack. i don’t know if you see that, but he makes me happy,” I scoff at him, crossing my arms over my chest.

Although I figured that I portrayed myself as knowing that I wanted to be with Daniel, I wasn’t quite sure. Being in this relationship with him, it’s been nothing other than fun, but it wasn’t anything serious yet. Then again, we’re still young and we have nothing but time. And he’s extremely sweet and knows me well. He’d only want the best for me. But then there’s Jack. If I choose Daniel, is there any chance of us rekindling our relationship? Is there any chance that we’d become friends again? And if I choose Jack, what does happen to my relationship? when we fight or when we break up? do we know each other too well to date? or is it going to be like we were best friends, but more now? I wouldn’t know unless I tried.

“I can’t believe you,” i break up my thoughts by speaking to him.

“y/n, please give me a chance. you’re not going to regret it. you’re my best friend, i know everything about you. i know your favorite song, both current and of all time. and i know your favorite movie and food and restaurant. i know what you like to do and i know what to do when you’re stressed or have anxiety. i know how you like to study. I’ll be there for you more, i promise. just give me a chance,” It was strange seeing Jack be so needy. He wasn’t usually like this, he didn’t act like he needed anything, even when he was extremely passionate. 

“jack, you hurt me when i thought you didn’t like me,” i tell him, “and as much as i want to know what it would be like to be in a relationship with you, i am just getting to know daniel and i really like him. i’m not ready to just drop everything to be with you and i am certainly not ready to hurt him in any way. i’m sorry, because i don’t want this to ruin our friendship. you know that our friendship means the world to me, but for now, this is what i need to do.” 

“y/n, please don’t do this,” he tells me, “i don’t want to lose you.” 

“you aren’t. i’m still here, i’ll always be ready to go see a movie or go to whichever fast food restaurant you want or if you ever want to help me study, but as friends, jack.” 

“y/n,” 

“i should go, he’s probably back from the bathroom. we can talk later,” i give him half a smile and walk out of the bedroom, the smile leaving my face. tears nearly slid out of my eyes as i struggled to control myself.

it felt as if the small and narrow hallway walls were caving in on me and i took rigid breaths, unsure of how to regain my control over the situation. it felt impossible that i’d made a decision in that amount of time, especially when i didn’t think i’d ever be able to make it. and if that’s true, then how do i know i made the right decision? how do i know that i didn’t just make the wrong decision and that i will break two guys? how do i know that daniel and i won’t end tomorrow but jack will be too heartbroken to even look at me?

as i reached the end of the hallway, i forced a smile onto my face, looking at daniel who smiled politely, “hey baby, you get what you need?” 

i sit down next to him, faking yet another smile and sending him a white lie until i could explain later, “yeah, it turns out it wasn’t mine. probably christina’s or something that she left when she visited.” 

“oh, that makes sense,” Daniel tells me, happy as per usual. He leans in, kissing my cheek softly and sending chill down my spine as he presses play on the movie. let’s hope i was right.

part II, part III

[levette-diary]

July 30,2021

11:04 pm

Tw:r@pe

It’s been a minute. Imma start writing here more. A lot has happened. I’m single. I broke up with NG, idk if I wrote that here or not but we’re not together. I’ve been dealing with trauma from KES and AJD. AJD came into my store and he came up to me. He apologized then I said “it’s fine” with a flat tone and he just started to talk and talk about how he’s going to the military and how he’s so excited. He said his last day is August 8th. I just kept doing my job and talked to him. I wondered if I could look into his eyes and talk to him and I looked at him and talked and just looked into his eyes. Those horrible eyes, dumb @ ss mindset, fu*ked up mindeset. I hate him, he tried to take something that isn’t his. He spoke to me like we were fu*king friend. How dare he. He eventually apologized twice and it looked like he wanted a hug and I told him “I’m not hugging you” and he was like “oh no that’s not what I wanted”. But I knew he wanted to hug me. When I told him I blocked him on snap he said “ouch, but I understand. But still ouch” YOU TRIED TO FU*KING R*PE ME! WTF DO YOU MEAN OUCH. I know KES has a gf now. It hurt me at first cuz I’m like why is he happy and I’m suffering if he r*ped me. I talked to DW (my therapist) and she was like he’s prob not happy and I was like but he’s in a relationship and she was like you were too but were you happy? And I stopped crying and was like yooo she’s right, lol. But her saying that makes me feel a little better. Also another thing that happened was, I kind of experienced a possession (idk what it was lol). So I went to the witch store and I felt weird, it felt like it wasn’t my energy that I was feeling. Like I knew I was there and I knew I felt my energy but the other energy got overpowered. I started to feel less of my energy. Then my hand started to not work, like They started to feel numb. Then my arms got heavy and it was like my body was dragging down. Then my body like drag to the ground like I kind of fell. I fell on my knees and then suddenly I couldn’t get up. I was scared by it something kept me not from being scared. It felt calming but I wanted to be scared that I couldn’t get up. Then I looked up at the ceiling and said something like “please let me up. I wanna move. I wanna get up. Please let me go.” My body felt lighter but I waited for a bit. Then I could stand again so I feel kind of back onto the seat behind me. My legs felt numb but I heard his voice in my head say, “grab all your stuff right now and go!” So I said in my head “just get it and pay and go?” Then the voice said back “yes get it and go. NOW!” So I yell at my bro to drive and he’s laughing and I’m panicking and telling him I’m serious and he drives. So while driving he has me retell the story and as I’m saying how my arms got heavy they got heavy in the car. I start to grab something and he saw my fingers give out. Then my arms couldn’t move, he tried to lift my arm and couldn’t. He was freaked out. Then I looked up at the roof of the car and said what I said in the store and my arms felt lighter but I couldn’t move them and my brother kind of helped me. He was telling me “try to fist bump me” and stuff. The second incident, I was sleep and my mom was trying to wake me up and she said my eyes got big and then she touched my leg and I started to kick my feet. I remember having my eyes closed and kicking my feet. But then she said how she was about to touch me and I started to scream. Then she said she started to curse and say my name and I closed my eyes and woke up looking at her confused. Like wtf was that?!? I met a dude at Kroger and he talking about my locs and we exchanged numbers. He took me on a date to mini golf and go kart racing. He sang to me and was so nice. Then we went to the movies the next day and we laughed and had fun. Then we went out on the 4th (our third date) we went to my graduating hs and then we went to his house. We walked the ricky Bobby movie (idk the name) but we watched them he started to finger me and I just laid there and he was like “do you wanna go all the way?” (1/2)

[micaljason123]

Shoulder Pain Management Is Your Worst Enemy. 9 Ways To Defeat It

Because the sophisticated makeup from the neck shared, these types of sophisticated moves make the neck highly prone to shoulder pain, pressures, cry as well as soreness from the medications, muscle tissues, suspensory ligaments as well as bursa that take part in this make-up from the shared itself. Your neck shared is in fact made up of several bones the other "articulation", in which the travel from the humerus (the very long bone from the uppr arm), matches this articulation with all the collarbone as well as the neck knife (scapula).

You can find 4 primary muscle tissues that take part in holding this shared together as well as from the sophisticated moves, anytime this biceps will be moved. You can find not surprisingly several muscle tissues engaged, having said that these types of 4 muscle tissues participate in the main factor from the honesty from the shared itself. To be a team, they will consist of this rotation cuff. It really is these muscles that happen to be the majority of prone to cry, pressures, strains as well as inflamation related processes.

Whereby this neck place the agony develops may play a huge role throughout detecting the situation itself. So it is advised that any kind of person by using neck soreness often be looked at by way of their own healthcare professional. Your evaluation can incorporate different lab tests amongst the mobility from the left arm by means of all of ability to move (ROM), as well as neurological evaluation to see if there exists any kind of neurological involvement. Your neck is likewise x-rayed, especially if there was trauma engaged, to rule out bony injury, also to discover the condition of this bone fragments, shared as well as bursa. Your bursa is a bit carrier of water that allows this muscle tissues to be able to slip well since they are flexed and also extended.

There are two places where this bursa can be found and so they may become inflammed, painful and even infected. In a serious bursitis, the affected person normally gripes on any kind of mobility from the left arm, and it's normally more intense during the night, by using difficulties throughout sleeping on this influenced side. Soreness as well as inflammation is usually located on the point of this shoulder. A severe bursitis unattended can be cultivated right constant bursitis. Cramping that take place alongside the top neck, as well as portray in to the part from the uppr left arm in to the deltoid muscular, and further about the left arm, sometimes in to the fingers, could possibly be linked to neurological impingement (pinched nerve), which often can originate from the guitar neck (cervical spine). Dependent to the side of this hands, or the fingers influenced determines this neurological part involved.

This disorder called "Brachial Neuritis", and also "Brachial Neuralgia", is because of this involvement of the group of nervous feelings exiting from your spinal backbone, called the "Brachial Plexus ".The anguish are often very strong on any kind of mobility from the left arm as well as any pressure along side submitting from the neurological pathway. Cramping that take place over the neck knife (scapula) place may be due to massive muscular (trapezius) as well as root more compact muscle tissues that have become spastic. Your spasticity from the muscle tissues may be attributable to overuse and also trauma towards muscle.

The muscle can establish a nodule and also nodules which will subsequently trigger induce details that usually send radiating pains to be able to internet sites way taken off from your induce points. Cramping that take place under the neck knife may perhaps transmission an alert the pain will not be from the neck on its own, nonetheless may be connected to a soreness via one of several body parts from the body. Your neck wherever the agony develops may provide hint as to which usually from the body parts may take a hit as well as resulting in the radiating soreness in to the shoulder.

Soreness under the still left neck knife could be a transmission that you've a challenge with this abs or perhaps in this chest. Soreness under the right neck knife could be a transmission of a gall-bladder soreness and also gallstones. As well as it may relate to liver sickness, and also a problem with this duodenum. Now there may not surprisingly often be quite a few other issues that could customize the shoulder area as well as injure of trivial and also main proportions. Here a few of those issues that happen to be the majority of apt to customize the neck:

Turn cuff predicament that could either be described as a strain/sprain, or a tear. Muscle groups that aren't portion of the rotation team may be tattered and also strained. Tendons as well as suspensory ligaments may be tattered and also strained. Redness from the neck shared, due to a trojan that will originate throughout some other portions of this body. Shared dislocations that happen to be proportional to a trauma, these kinds of as in golfing, tennis, lead pages, go-karting, handball, hockey as well as basketball. It could possibly happen in some other situations for instance a drop to the hands and also elbow showing up in the ground. Arthritis from the neck joint. Arthritis rheumatoid (RA) from the neck joint. Bone injuries that are related to an immediate trauma, or a stress fracture that is related to weakening of bones, as well as may be due to a quite moderate distressing incident. From the weakening of bones person, this stress fracture can occur automatically during a standard movement. The soreness from the bursa (Bursitis). Cancer from the uppr stop from the humerus (Sarcoma). Cancer from the Breast that could metastasize towards shoulder. These disorders are likely to be probably the most consistent reasons for pains that affect this shoulder. Some sort of neck soreness will not be usually lower as well as dried, and it is therefore that any of us yet again suggest anyone seek out qualified guidance. The average person usually efforts to aid clear these of the agony when it initial occurs. That may be suitable when the agony will not be due to a significant drop and also trauma. When it can do take place under those disorders, your own healthcare qualified should make sure once possible. Even so, when the agony develops while involved in a sport as well as develops during a golfing golf swing and also tennis match, or perhaps in this training of a physical object, or perhaps a trivial fall, anyone can search for solutions to uncover some respite with the soreness in advance of looking for tips from them healthcare professional.

You can find elements one particular are capable of doing to discover some respite via pain. A painful issue for instance this leads anyone to change their own lifestyle. The anguish might also have an affect on their own asleep peacefully and so have an affect on their own normal health. The average person may want to start out their plan of self-care by way of after that regime. When mentionened above previously over, the agony builds up while involved in sports, training a physical object, and also any small fall, they have to apply a cold pack once possible. A way of using the freezing can be an "Glaciers Massage therapy ".This should be used no less than two or three periods day-to-day regarding 20 moments at any given time, through the next 48 hours.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

hey! I absolutely LOVE your writings!!! please keep it up! 💜💗💞 If it's alright to request, could I have headcanons on Roxy and Monty who have a s/o that's a snack bar runner at the Pizzaplex, who's always super sweet, soft spoken, kind, and patient despite how tired they are and how much bs they get from customers? bonus: they always end up spending the night with them in their rooms 🥺

Roxanne

The Pit Stop is the snack bar you run in Roxy’s Raceway so visitors can refuel their stomachs as needed.

With a racing jacket over your uniform and a cap that had wolf ears attached, you greeted every customer with a smile. Always cheerful and kind no matter what.

Sadly you can’t say the same with customers who see you as a doormat for complaints. Some whine about things completely out of your control (like the noisy karts or their kid being too short to have a STAFF bot driver aid).

Others act like you murdered their firstborn when you don’t have a specific product in stock..

“You’re out of the grape-flavored Fizzy Faz?! Isn’t this Roxy’s place? I should be able to get it right here!”

“Unfortunately no. They sell out fast here, but if you’d like I can direct you to the vending machine just outside of-”

“Why should I have to leave?? Maybe you should go get it just for my inconvenience.”

“I would love to do that. But I'm the only one running this joint so I can’t leave-”

“That’s not my problem!! Where are all these damn bots that are replacing you guys?! They wouldn’t argue with a customer like-”

“Zip it, pal. You started it first.”

Roxy swiftly comes to your defense, overhearing the entire exchange.

Usually she stays out of it, but when customers don’t even let you speak, she’ll step in. They’re lucky she has child-friendly protocols on or else she’d swear up a storm.

Once they’re dealt with and you clock out, she’ll let you spend the night in her greenroom as opposed to going home. And you two just cuddle together.

Roxy understands your stress, reassuring you that you’re doing amazing and those idiots don’t matter at the end of the day.

“What if you just stopped being nice?”

“...then I’d get written up.”

“True, but man I would never have the patience to deal with them. You’re tough as nails, babe.”

“Haha..thanks, babe.”

Monty

Gator Bites was the snack bar in Monty Golf that you ran from opening to closing.

It served the usual junk food found around the plex, along with exclusive beef jerky and the lime-flavored Fizzy Faz. 

You sold Monty Mystery Mix slushies once, but after the incident with Glamrock Chica that came to a screeching halt. So you made a sign on the counter saying it was discontinued.

Yet customers acted blind and requested it anyway.

“But you have the machine right there.”

“Yeah but all the lights are off.”

“So when’s it gonna be fixed?”

“...whenever my manager says it’s okay.”

“Really? I doubt that. Where’s your manager right now?”

You try to respond, but you hear a growl and see Monty creep up behind the customer.

They think it’s the ambience in the golf course until they hear his snarky “I’m the manager”.

Immediately they apologize to you and take off.

Honestly it amuses you both. They always act like they’re tough shit until the Glamrock gator gets involved.

You were lucky to have him as your protector, both day and night when you stay in his messy greenroom to unwind from your shift.

You’ve tried helping him clean some of the clutter but he insists you rest and just pushes everything off the couch.

[itsyaboi-kroggu-archive]

Just some Star vs. themed cars/karts for the lulz lmao

Star - Butterfly Rod Gen. 9 This baby can blast magic out of its grille, has a cool paintjob, and most of all, its radio plays Space Unicorn nonstop!

Marco - Safe Cruiser Designed for a safe driving experience for careful folks like Marco. Also can go up to 190 km/h when he doesn’t realize it.

Janna - Occult Octane Janna literally stole someone’s skeleton from a cemetry to stuff it inside the crate of this car.

Tom - Dune Demon Forged by hellfire, fueled by the souls of the damned, revs like bloody murder, and stocked with a full playlist of Love Sentence songs.

Jackie - Ocean’s Four Perfect for anyone who enjoys long walks on the beach, skateboarding, and being theorized as a mermaid.

Kelly and Pony Head - (The) Bounce Jeep The jeep’s aggressive looks and Kelly’s reckless driving is a road rage waiting to happen.

Ludo - The Runt Made from an abandoned golf cart on a junkyard. Those wings aren’t from Eagle, honest!

Toffee - (The) General’s Saloon This car reeks on mewman swamp water, corn, and toffee candies.

Moon - Butterfly Rod Gen. 8 She literally stored Toffee’s severed finger there, on the trunk. No joke.

StarFan13 - The Fan She wanted to make an exact replica of Star’s Butterfly Rod, but she ran out of budget.

Oskar - The Ear Shatterer To be fair though, closing the car’s doors are enough to shatter one’s hearing. What’s in this thing?!

Sabrina - (The) Brakeless Beater Note: The car actually has perfectly working brakes, but Sabs is too clumsy to use it.

Buff Frog - Swamp Truck Not pictured: Expandable booster seats for his tadpoles.

Mina - Monster Mash Looks like a bull, and acts like a bull. So far only Mina herself that can handle this thing. She even sleeps inside it, complete with using a rug and a pillow, and all.

Hekapoo - Air Cutter Warning: Do not wash, unless on emergency situations and there’s a match nearby to relight the emblem up.

Rhombulus - (The) Crystalizer The crystals behind the car was definitely not from an incident around Rhombulus having trouble opening the trunk.

Eclipsa - Butterfly Rod Gen. ? Her monster lover was too big to fit in the car, so she left it inside the castle’s garage as she ran away with him.

Glossaryck - Magic Cruiser He was too lazy to come up with cool names for his car.

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2, 3, 9, 55, 56, 81

[Warning, longpost!! I don’t fuck around when it comes to answering those ask me anything posts]

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

Yes!

3. Are you a virgin?

9. Describe your perfect mate.

Attractive (in face and body) funny, shares my sense of humor on memey stuff (so, very ironic and into dark/black comedy) but also extremely sweet, caring, accepting of me & my limits, but ALSO super adventurous and willing to go on late drives with me and visit abandoned places and go on road trips, do random cheesy dates like mini golf and bowling and go karting and just never gets tired of doing kid-like fun stuff. Plays an instrument. Likes nerdy or unconventional stuff like me. Has a deep appreciation for music and art.

55. Share a relationship story.

The one that immediately comes to mind is WAY THE FUCK TOO LONG to put in this tumblr post so I’ll just do one that’s also pretty interesting but not quite so long. Well, actually, still long. But less so than the other one. Here goes: When I was a senior in high school, I met this freshman dude through some freshman friends of mine that I knew from my chorus. I thought the guy was pretty attractive, especially for a freshman, and we seemed to be into some of the same things, so I kind of had a crush on him for a bit. We hung out a few times with that freshman friend group (it was all frosh boys, and me, a senior girl who’d just met them that year). We’d been talking and pretty obviously flirting for a bit, and I guess we just kind of ended up doing that “so, do you wanna like, be boyfriend and girlfriend” thing. And we were. The first “official” “date” we ever went on was actually a double date with my best friend and her boyfriend at the time. We went into Harvard Square and looked around in shops and got food. It was all pretty fine, but on the drive back home, we were sitting in the back of my friend’s bf’s car and he was in the middle seat, I was on the right. He put his arm around my lower back and like, tried to go down my pants and touch my vag?? Or something?? Idk what he was goin for but his hands were down my pants in the back of my bff’s boyfriend’s car on our first real date and we hadn’t even kissed yet and I didn’t wanna say anything cause they were right up front (my friend later told me they definitely noticed lol and it was just as awk for them). On the night of my birthday, I had some friends come over, although due to availability it ended up being just the freshman friend group. After all of us hung out for my birthday night, while he was leaving, he stopped me at my entryway and kissed me for the first time. I remember it being really awkward and not lasting too long. The next day, in school I had quite a severe anxiety attack, my worst in many months. I had been concerned before about the age gap between us (16-18) and although legality wasn’t an issue cause I wasn’t planning on having sex with the guy, I was still really worried about the public opinion, and my own personal opinion. And I guess that manifested itself as a very bad anxiety attack. My anxiety had gotten a lot better at this point in my life, so I was really concerned because I didn’t want to be in a relationship where I was constantly worried about what others thought and if it was right and “normal” in the first place, and especially not worrying about it enough to be on the verge of vomiting in school. Didn’t wanna go back to those days… Plus, the car incident made me concerned that he might be interested in doing things that were out of my comfort zone. So, shortly after that major panic attack, after 2 weeks and 1 day of “dating,” even though most of that time we didn’t even hang out that much except like once or twice in the library after school, I ended things with him. We were able to remain friends though, and although we don’t talk at all over text or snap or anything, when I go home from college and visit with that friend group and he’s there, we’ll talk and hang out like normal and there’s really no issue or even awkwardness as far as I can see. So, coulda been worse! That remains my shortest relationship to date. The others were 1 month exactly, and almost 8 months (first and most recent, respectively). I hesitate to even call this a relationship because of how awkward and unsure and short it was, but we officially said the “boyfriend and girlfriend” thing and I even changed by fb status (although didn’t put him on it since he didn’t have a facebook) so I guess it’s gotta count. 

56. State 8 facts about your body.

I’m 5′7″

I have my ears pierced and one cartilage piercing.

I’m a 34a cup (tiny boobs ftw!!)

I had my belly button pierced for about a year but it migrated out so I’m waiting a while and then gonna probably pierce it again cause that shit cute af

I’m a size 8 shoe

I have oily-ass skin on my face and I h8 it (and thus, pimples and stupid blackheads)

I have really bad scars on my knees from falling while longboarding and idk if they’re gonna go away cause it’s been over a year since I got the injuries

I have a large, dark freckle right in the palm of my left hand.

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

Mark Foster (Foster the People), Tyler Joseph (twenty one pilots), ugh this fuckin kid Clayton who soft-rejected me after being the only person I’ve genuinely like-liked in a year :///, this kid Ryan who wants to fuck me and like, I’m not down, but he’s still hella attractive, and this kid Adam who goes to my school and is like everything I want but has a gf (who someone I don’t really know well told me I look like the less-goth version of?)

Welp that’s it for this one, if anyone wants to ask me more questions like this check out my “nsfw asks” reblog!!