#golden retriever - boy

[mavenne]

disaster trio

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[thebestbrunettee]

types of boys

golden retriever - freckles, tanned skin, baggy clothes, wavy/curly hair, plays a sport or surfs, very popular but doesn’t know it, blondie, gives you the favorite flavor of his candy (even if it’s his favorite too), wide grins, pepsi not coke, pays for everything, ties your shoes for you, brings two of everything in case you want one.

chihuahua - all bark and no bite, probably short, very abrasive at the start, spiky hair, warm eyes, latino (maybe), actually very funny, sharp grin, goes on scary roller coasters just to impress you but is actually terrified, acts all tough when watching scary movies, house parties, speeding on the freeway, actually a big softie and cares a lot.

black cat - messy hair, tired eyes, pale skin, late night walks, stealing your books to annotate them, inside jokes, seems cold but cares, usually serious and only loosens up when with people, oversized hoodies and sweats, likes plain water (the only exception is sparkling water), clean shaven always, kind of elusive, feels deeply just doesn’t show it.

[herzlak]

dieser kontrast!!! 🥹

[stormyvoltzzz]

Tonight's leaks for JJK were insane!

[veriken]

"Everyone here is short except me!"

[gabby-i-guess]

My partner has just informed me that I am the Black Cat and he is the Golden Retriever in our relationship.

What's worse is, he is correct.

I am greatly displeased.

[roseythorne]

i miss gabe adalhard </3

[decentmonster]

didn't get a whole lot of process pictures but for my halloween costume this year, I carved this bone out of trash packaging Styrofoam and used modpodge to sort of paper mache it to be sturdy.

[windup-viera]

Notification at 05:50am from our pet’s nanny-cam: Person Detected!!!!

The Footage: my husband stood still in front of it Paranormal Activity style, before proceeding to perform a jaunty little dance number, and then hold our youngest cat up to the lens for a second or two.

[neuerswaist]

oh i forgot ramsdale is with southampton now! hiiiii aaron <3

[blueeyedbesson]

i need some help, everyone

i need a list of ‘golden retriever’ male tv/movie characters

[marty-mc]

"Read to me, Edwin"

I remember reading a nice Fanfiction where Charles could only relax and calm down if Edwin was reading to him but sadly I forgot to save it😫 but yes that's my headcanon too. Specially under emotional stress Edwin's voice is what soothes him and grounds him the most.

[paperdolllss]

[strawsojuberry]

[andrastesbooobs]

When your grumpy cat finally lays on you and now you're stuck in the same position for the next five hours

[linophrynelight]

Yeah it bugs me how the fandom often mischaracterizes Harry as just a goofy lil golden retriever puppy, but I can't stop thinking about how the reason for that is because that's how many of us play him. Thousands of people look in the mirror through Harry's eyes, and what's reflected back at them is their own naive hopefulness about the future, their revolutionary spirit, their belief that he can -- and will -- recover, their love and respect for Kim and their desire for his approval. We bend over backwards to make this violent old alcoholic cop into the kindest version of himself the game allows us to. And when that's not enough, we spend hours making fanart and fanfiction where he's even kinder, and he does recover, and he finds love again.