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With great power comes great responsibility 👀
#maybe next time#soon tho#what’s it like#having a penis#being a man#going to the bathroom#bathroom#fire fighter#fire fighters#kawaii#couple goals#couple comic#comic#comics#rainbow#i love him#i love you#funny#funny comic#man#woman#women#women vs men
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no no. you misheard me. I don’t have executive dysfunction, i have executive MALfunction. I’m doing everything i need to do except what i actually need to do AND doing it all poorly.
#like for example.#going to the bathroom#🐊#calling mutuals to go parallel play with me please#speck rambles
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Daily Comic Journal: July 17, 2022: "The Puffier It Is The Harder It Falls."
Yes, unlike all the routines by women comedians, I, a man, lifts the seat of the toilet seat up when urinating and closes it when done. But those puffy seats (as well as those seats with the thick, knitted seat covers that I’ve seen before) make it nearly impossible to do the right thing.
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his change in career has captivated me
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#dungeon meshi#mithrun#senshi#kabru#mickbell tomas#kuro#i saw a pic saying that mickbell and kuro also worked in a noodle shop post canon...#they could be working for mithrun but i think this is the funnier option#i love that for all three of them#the atmosphere would be so bad but the food is good if you like spicy food (mithrun doesn't notice how spicy it is)#laios would like it. '5 stars! i spent 2 hours in the bathroom after but made a new forest so it's ecologically friendly :D!'#one day kabru is going to sit mithrun down because he can't stand it anymore he HAS to at least change the interior decor#my post#art#millidrew#dungeon meshi spoilers#delicious in dungeon spoilers#dunmeshi spoilers#mithrun's noodles. saga#success!#<- my biggest tumblr w i think
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Executive dysfunction is such bullshit.
Me: I am experiencing physical discomfort. I know and am able to perform the steps to relieve the discomfort. They are not difficult, unpleasant, or time consuming. I should get up and take those steps.
My brain: No.
Me: I know they'll help. I just need to pause what I'm currently doing and do the things. Afterwards, I can go right back to what I'm doing.
My brain: Still no.
Me: What do you mean no? Why not?
My brain: Because I said so.
Me: I'm getting more uncomfortable as each minute passes. Just do it.
My brain: Nope.
Me: I hate you.
My brain: Stop hitting hating yourself.
Me: I'm gonna go tell Tumblr what an asshole you are.
My brain: That's fine. But while you're doing that, you'll remain acutely aware of that physical discomfort I'm still not letting you fix.
Also, fuck you. Here's some anxiety and shame to go along with your physical discomfort. *Plays childhood memory montage of all the times an adult said "you could do anything if you would just apply yourself*
You could do it if you really wanted to. You're just lazy.
Me: I hate you.
My brain: Ooh a pattern! Brains love patterns!
#stretching#going to the bathroom#getting water or a snack#so many little mundane things every day#that make such a difference in how you feel based on whether or not you can do them when you feel the need#adhd#adhd hell#executive dysfunction
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Does anyone else try to hold off the urge to get up and go to the bathroom and try to just go to sleep knowing damn well you can’t go to sleep until you’ve gone to the bathroom? But like you don’t wanna leave you bed cuz it’s so cozy and warm and you’re FINALLY in the perfect most comfortable position… and you don’t wanna have to go into the dark where it’s scary even if you do put the light on a moment later. And like you know for a fact that as soon as you go to the bathroom, come back you’ll be able to sleep and you’ll be out like a light but you still struggle with that feeling of like I don’t wanna move, I’ll just try and go to sleep but I can’t bc I really need the loo.
#going to the bathroom#before bed#so tired#does this happen for anyone else?#like I’m fully aware of what I’m doing I just never wanna get up#but like#I say out like a light#but normally it takes me at least 30mins to go to sleep#does anyone else take a while to get to sleep??#going to sleep is hard#but sleeping is great#as long as you don’t have nightmares or sleep paralysis#I had sleep paralysis a few times like a couple weeks ago#for the first time ever#it was pretty strange#and definitely terrifying#I read that if you have something pushed up against you#like to keep you on your side#you won’t get it#and that sleeping on your back makes it worse#or that can make it happen???#which is strange and confusing#but anyways I’ve been rearranging myself and my blankets to make sure I sleep on my side#and since then#no sleep paralysis for me#:D#I’m so tired
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we don't think enough about the fact that pyrrha dve had to get up every day and go to her construction job. She was mourning the last polycule while starting the next one (btw everyone in both polycules was doomed to die including pyrrha herself) but she literally still had to get up and go to her shifts... she was on that minimum wage grind the whole time... however much credit we give her we don't give her enough
#did she even have a work bathroom to cry in. was any of that even osha approved#i'm thinking about Her tonight due to tumblr user theriverbeyond's fic. hang on let me link if i am going to think about her we all will
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I've seen people say terf rhetoric is any hatred of men and I've seen people say terf rhetoric is anything transphobic said by anyone. the refusal to actually engage with the reality that terfism is primarily focused on oppressing trans women is in itself a form of transmisogyny. yes they hate all trans people, but it is quite easy to see who they primarily target with their words, actions and policies, you just don't want to care about trans women. claiming someone is a man hater doesn't mean you get to call them a terf or a radfem, thats an obvious, willfull dilution and denial of what terfs are.
#rewatching shauns video on kelly jay and the neo nazis and realizing how bullshit it is to claim terfs hate men#the most popular terfs either dont care or outright court any men who agree with them#idk if people have just fallen for their facade or more likely dont care abt trans women#even real intracommunity transphobia isnt terfism not is intracommunity transmisogyny#though both tend to slide into terfism over time#like yall realise when terfs say they want men out of women's spaces they're not talking abt cis men. they're talking abt trans women.#theres a moment shaun shows in his video where kelly jay explicitly says that she wants cis men to go into womens bathrooms#to 'protect cis women' from trans women
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two queens maximizing their joint slay
#uuuuggggghhhhhh#this was the most catastrophic shoot of my life#these aren’t edited i know the lighting is abysmal#but i thought they were cute so#here ya go#splatoon 3#splatoon#cosplay#marina#marina ida#posting this then throwing my phone in the nearest river pond or estuary#i retconned the lighting a teeny tiny bit so rb this version instead#i think it should bw illegal for things to look different on your computer vs your phone#the way shitty bathroom lighting no makeup mirror selfies are better than a shoot that took weeks to prep and hours to shoot#h a h a
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YELENA BELOVA in THUNDERBOLTS* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier
When all you have left to hold on to is a green tactical vest, a tub of hair gel, and a stolen guinea pig.
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#yelena belova#florence pugh#fpughedit#thunderbolts#thunderbolts*#thunderboltsedit#marveledit#marvelladiesdaily#dailymarvelgifs#filmedit#filmgifs#femalegifsource#ladiesofcinema#***#my best girl is going through it#:(#you know she stood in front of a bathroom mirror with a pair of kitchen shears and a pot of manic panic in the middle of the night#so what if she's also holding onto a burner phone with a certain archer's number#that's none of your business.#if a rental of 2009's G Force suddenly gets charged to John Walker's account?#who is to question that.
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my dads shitty fox news i walked in on was a trump woman announcing "one party knows what a woman is, and the other thinks men can get pregnant and we need tampons in boys bathrooms" but tell me more abt how im not a target of transphobia and i need to keep my mouth shut and know my place as a perpetual shield and uplifter of other trans voices due to my inherent male privledge and lack of ever being oppressed for my identity
#logan.txt#transandrophobia#ill put on my Girl Clothes and go to my teacher classes cuz i dont trust anyone to take me seriously as a trans teacher#but keep telling me im privledged i guess#what if the world was made of pudding#if its not obvious#the point of this post is not abt whether or not there should be tampons in the boys bathroom#its not abt menstrual products at all actually
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The girls are back (from the grave)
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Not sure there is a tag for the ghost girls...The Yiling sorority sisters. The girly greek chorus. You'll always be in our hearts.#I love how this scene echoes back to yi city (sizhui asking if it's time to play inquiry but WWX goes with empathy)#it shows how deeply enmeshed he is with spirits! He calls and they respond. They are familiar - if not old friends.#I am such a sucker for necromancer characters (it's how this series got my interest in the first place)#So I'm always thrilled when WWX gets to play the part! Let him be more comfortable with the dead than the living!#He's the guy who calls upon bloody mary in the bathroom mirror just to ask a quick history question or advice on his outfit.#He wanders into the graveyard and shouts for the girls and the girls shout back.#Grave yard? More like a RAVE yard! Let's go girls!
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FUCK IT. SAW BATHROOM CAKE.
this was such a labour of love I don’t even know how many hours I’ve put into this now but happy birthday to me!!!! the cake is red velvet, the walls are sugar cookie and everything except for the figures, toilet and small accessories are edible. I��m so happy with how it turned out peace and love on planet saw
#saw#saw 2004#my art#thank you to that person who made the saw bathroom out of graham crackers on that post that was going around you inspired me
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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-
Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!
Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-
Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T
Eddie: I did!
Steve: A year later.
Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!
Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?
Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!
Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits
#Steve: Don’t let my marriage distract from you depriving me of having a fiancé! We could’ve been engaged#Steve: Twice you took that from me#Eddie: You were the one that wanted to go to the courthouse immediate once gay marriage was legalized and do the ceremony later#Steve’s been married twice but had never been engaged#I fully believe that if Steve proposed first Eddie would turn him down so he got to do it#He took a year to do it because he was touring and none of their friends were ever in town at the same time#and he’d never admit it but it was amusing to watch Steve’s standards for a proposal drop as time went on#one time Eddie got on his knee to pick up the toothpaste cap he dropped in the bathroom and Steve actually gasped#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Evergreen Guest Bathroom 🌲
#farfallasims#bathrooms will forever be my pride and joy#we all love a pretty view when we go number 2#sims 4#the sims#the sims 4#sims#sims 4 maxis match#the sims community#sims 4 screenshots#ts4 simblr#ts4 interior#sims 4 interior#sims 4 aesthetic#sims build#sims 4 build#the sims 4 build#ts4 screenshots#sims 4 simblr#simblr#showusyourbuilds#thesims4#sims4#the sims4
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