#goes for the phone heads from dsaf too

[petpetpinixy]

i would be a huge dialtown fanartist if i could just facking figure out how to draw phones and typewriters

[ask-steven-stevenson]

“So, it's come down to this, eh? Fine. For once,I'm not running away. I am Scott Cawthon,your manager, and you employee are FIRED”

make sure to scroll down! below all the rules and small facts, there is a whole list on what kind of coding generation one/Steven has.

Main @employee432-timekeeper

Ask: Open ! Ask away !

HERE IS A LIST OF ALL TAGS AND ANONS.; https://www.tumblr.com/ask-steven-stevenson/763615584342753280/quick-mod-post-i-will-be-linking-this-in-the

Some quick rules!

•please only platonic asks. Hugs are alright. But that is all.

•Cross fandoms and oc are alright, if not highly encouraged.

•for the sake of everyone and mod; stop with the destruction asks. It’s getting old. Teleporting is okay! Just stop trying to blow shit up.

•Ocs/Rp is okay !! If not highly encouraged! Have fun with it ^^

•Please Don’t spam if I dont do your ask. I either missed it on accident or it wasn’t in lines with the rules

•Be nice to each other, please? Don’t get mad at each other about asks

•If I am uncomfortable with an ask I will be deleting it.

•you can indeed bully Steven, I do not mind. Just; don’t tell him anything NSFW about his dad or family to him.

•Most importantly!! Have fun

Other information!

•Somewhat DSAF 1 canon! Though hes less of an ass. (Not by much.)

•He has kids, Chat. (Aka the two from DSAF 1

•Steven goes by he/him or Sly/Slys

•I will admit. He can be rather egotistical! Especially when it comes to any mention of Fazbender’s.

•Will also add on. He can/is VERY self centered. So, yeah.

• Sly and Jake have kids! Who they are very protective over. (Dadven!)

•Steven has Autism.

•Not always an ass on purpose. But, mostly is on purpose

•He is GAY. Man kisser.

•It has stickers all over his phone head, most are from kids the others are from employees.

•small update(s): FOR THE THIRD AND HOPEFULLY LAST TIME; I have gave him an official Boyfriend/Husband. -> @ask-jake-wilson

+It has a tail

+ It has its model number engraved on the under side of the phone shell

+When the Colorado location burned down. He was still inside. However, he was able to escape at the price of his voice box becoming melted.

*if you are interested. His voice would basically sound like Mind from Chonny Jash.

Some sillies;

@ask-jake-wilson -His husband!!

@ask-the-clock-man -(one) of his employees..

@the-desolate-location - Him in the future. (Bad ending.)

That’s it for now! Me hopes you all enjoy

(Also note; sometimes I forget stuff, so I may add some extra information. Though small details, its still thing I would wish to mention..) Generation one coding: - Though during the process of becoming a phone, the memory is wiped. However, not fully. If one were to act quick enough after one DID act quick enough, there is a small chance that they COULD regain some memories (Like what happened to Harry.)However, the longer you wait; the less use it is to try and regain their 'old personality' back. - Most Generation one phoney's don't see them as real people. They see themselves as managers, even as going far as to say; they think they are Scott. While they may have it in their coding. Some will take it too far, while others may be calmer about it. -With that, a follow up would be; Due to their faulty coding (due to the fact that they were 'rushed' into production. They are seen as strict, uncaring or cold by Employees and others. Due to their reputation, most see them as 'Robotic.' Some don't see them as real, after all while they can express their emotions, they try not to show it much.

-With that in mind, they are rather protective of their said restaurant. Just like how he was in dayshift one. Willing to do anything and everything to make sure he doesn't get closed down.

As for the timeline, I am still working on it, but the biggest change is Steven survived dsaf1 due to Jack/Dave actually going to jail.

[gamequeenanya]

Tickletober Day 20: Tease

Fandom: Dsaf/Dialtown

A/N: The new Roger DLC got me thinking about him...

Summary: You knew Roger was ticklish, but you never knew teasing got to him so much! Ler!Gingi, Lee!Roger.

...

"So you see, I would always like, tell her the balloons were too big, but she kept blowing them up and I'd brace myself for a pop. You know, and then she'd laugh..."

Roger goes off about his ex-girlfriend. It's kinda sad he's still thinking about her. You know it sometimes takes a long time to get over people, but it feels like Roger isn't really thinking about you right now.

So you decide to poke him.

He jumps.

"Oh! Heh!." He flinches and turns to you. Even though he has an orange phone for a head, you imagine he's blushing. He giggles. "Uh, d-did you need anything?"

"Yeah," you reply. "Uh, not to be rude but... ... well I had two things."

He nods. "What are they?"

"Well, first of all, what did you see in that girl? She seemed unpleasant all around. I think I would have left her by the dumpster on our first date." You chuckle to yourself at the thought. Roger's girlfriend would be fuming mad!

He chuckles.

"W-well, back then I didn't have a very high self esteem. And she was nice at first... just enough to keep you on the hook. You know?"

You nod. Roger continues.

"And one of the first things I remember is that she said she liked my laugh. She called it adorable." His voice takes on a warm tone. You tip your head, curious now. "First she told me jokes, then she started to tickle me, and it was fun. But of course, in the end she just saw me as a pathetic loser..." He sighed, looking down.

"She's the pathetic loser. Throwing away someone like you. Come here." You open your arms, offering a hug.

He looks up and hesitates.

You look back at him, wondering what's up.

Roger giggles nervously.

"I uuh, I just told you my weakness..." He realizes. "Y-you're gonna tickle me!"

You roll your eye.

"Well, I wasn't before. Now, I am!" Grinning, you wiggle your fingers at him. They're green and clawed. That must be extra bad for him, you realize as he flinches away.

"Hahahaha, c-come on!" He whines, with a playful giggle. You can't help laugh with him.

"Heheh! Come here." You say, stepping towards him, continuing to tease him by wiggling your fingers at his sides. He keeps stepping away. You'll get him eventually, you think, not giving up.

Finally, Roger accepts his fate, and you wrap your arms around him. It feels nice, you realize, hugging someone after all these years spent alone. His head seems to relax on your chest. He finds comfort in you probably. Aw, how cute!

You then tickle him. Your claws skittering along his sides and ribs. He laughs and guffaws, pushing at you as he begs for it to stop.

Yet, even though Roger pushes himself away from you, you notice that if you stop, he comes right back. Adorable! You skitter along his tummy and his back, and he laughs again. It's even cuter this time!

So you decide that you'll tickle Roger for quite a bit longer. After all, his laughter sounds happy and joyful. You don't want that to stop.

[dayshift-loop]

the... idk what to call it. the non-phone guy steven au lives rent free in my head despite being pretty much unrelated to the timeloop au rn so have MANY fun facts for it + doodles + an actual map of the location below the cut

It's 1978 and Location 14 is in Ohio bc we all know how cursed Ohio can be.

Henry leaves after killing 3 kids and Steven. The whole first week is Steven being as annoying as possible to Henry and vice versa (and he gets employee of the month by default bc he succeeded in not killing a child).

Steven escapes becoming a phone because he wakes up mid-procedure and he has help from a certain shadow doggo (why? shrugs loudly. maybe it's a timeloop in some way after all lmfao ghdkjghjf).

Jack and Dave are there because again. loud shrugging. menaces to society ig. They suggest ways for Steven to sneak back into location 14 (including using blue paint and an illusion disk), though they think it's for revenge against Harry for almost turning him into a phone guy. Which it is, but also he wants to find Henry and stop him, too. Only Steven and Dave are on dayshift, Jack's the nightguard going by Jeremy Fitzgerald. Dave's mainly there to see the chaos unfold. Jack's there to help the kids have their happiest days.

Location 14 has been open for awhile at this point, and is one of the bigger locations. Harry is the phone guy here, and is VERY new, considering that he was springlocked here as well.

Steven doesn't use the springlock suits since he's a technician. The Fredbear one still needs to be repaired from Harry's springlock failure (sadly enough, Steven would be the one to repair it, unintentionally allowing Henry to use it to murder kids at the end of the week.)

Technically, Steven's scars aren't springlock scars. They look similar on the neck, arms, legs, and face, but the scars on his chest are so bad that it looks like there was a hole in his chest from Freddy's endoskeleton since the bear isn't a springlock suit. He literally couldn't move at all.

Matt works there. Again.

Dave does try to cause another MCI here, but is stopped when Jack suggests arson instead.

After Location 14 burns down, Harry is moved to location 47 (aka Colorado). He's there until Jake is brought in to replace him and then goes to Location 6, and then Location 32 after. Jake is the phone dealing with the bullshit of DSaF 1, in this case. (rip Jake, you're a real one, dealing with these 3 idiots all on dayshift)

Steven's phonification had been almost complete, just missing the head and a few systems. So he's missing all of his memories except for the most recent ones, namely the memories of his first week there (I know he works there longer in canon, but this isn't canon).

The animatronics at location 14 are the same as FNAF 1's main cast, with Fredbear and Spring Foxy as the springlock suits.

Henry kills Steven with Freddy instead of Spring Foxy because Freddy is front and center on the stage, and easier to stuff someone into.

During week 2, after he gets fired and then comes back anyways, Steven uses the name Fritz Smith.

[deadbnnuy]

The Eternal Shift - A FNaF / DSaF Fanstory | Chapter 3 : The Guilts Of A Half Human Man

Oliver sat alone at his desk, gaze affixed to the papers before him.

"9 Dead, 1 Alive, What Happened To The Frederick's Children?" -- A newspaper

Oliver had a sneaking suspicion of what happened. One of the company owners, Caleb Salvador, disappeared from the country a little over a year ago, when the single surviving child escaped and told law enforcement he was the one who had killed the other nine children and attempted to kill him too.

Oliver had a suspicion the bodies of the 9 missing children were inside the robots, but he couldn't bring himself to look. Even if it would bring families some closure to know where they were, it would probably bring the company down. And if the company goes down, Oliver, and many other of the phone people would likely die. Without the company, they're useless.

"Lawsuit; Criminal Negligence" -- A lawsuit from one of the children's families.

Oliver had attended two funerals in the past week, each time the parents of the children had glared at them like he was the one who ended their lives, and in a way, Oliver felt as if he had...

Both funerals had no body, no ashes, no casket. Oliver felt as if the guilt upon him weighed a thousand pounds. Again, he had his suspicions of the bodies location. But he was too cowardly to speak them to anyone.

And lastly, a job application for a technician from "Harvey Kent"...

Harvey Kent and Christopher Campbell were... roommates, and Christopher adopted the one child that survived the murders, William Roswell. Him and Harvey had been raising the boy and helping him recover from the incident.

Oliver had met Roswell a few times. The boy was Mexican and only spoke Spanish. He had tanned skin, dark freckles, messy ginger hair, and thick square glasses. The boy was missing both legs and his right hand, and had a wheelchair. Which he often positioned right on Oliver's toes while glaring at him.

Oliver suspected the boy disliked him. Oliver didn't blame him, he didn't like himself very much either. Especially considering the circumstances of what happened...

The boy was apparently snatched up at the restaurant after sleeping pills were slipped into his soda. Oliver felt immensely guilty for not watching the boy, as he had seen Roswell come in without a wristband or parents accompanying him that fateful day. He didn't want to draw attention to him, because he was clearly homeless and hungry.

Oliver sighed and rubbed his lemon yellow plastic face, before taking his hand off of his face and gazing into his coffee. His reflection in the liquid showed nothing but an object. That's all he had been reduced to.

He abruptly stood from his seat, picked up the papers, and exited his office. Some fresh air would do him some good. And by fresh air, I mean cigarettes.

He had become an avid smoker after the incident that led to him being like... this. His wife had divorced him, his family had cut contact with him, and his children were terrified of him.

He hurriedly exited the pizzeria through the back door, and fished the pack of cigarettes and a lighter out of his pocket. He took a cigarette and lit it.

It's hard for a man without a mouth to smoke, but he manages. Nothing better to do.

And although his head was a phone, he wept silently as he looked at the papers in his mangled and stitched together hand.

"Boss?" A high pitched voice was heard. Oliver wiped his tears and looked up. "Yes? What do you need?" He asked monotonously. Pixel, his youngest employee, who was a fellow object headed cyborg of sort. If... a cyborg did bland restaurant work. Pixel had a blue analog TV that displayed a simple green face, which consisted of two dot eyes and a line mouth.

"I just wanted to check on you." Pixel said sheepishly, twiddling with his hands. "Oh. I'm alright. What had you worried?" Oliver tilted his head, exhaling smoke.

"... Nothing." Pixel responded, looking down.

Oliver looked at the job application Harvey submitted.

"... I'm alright."

"You don't have anything to worry about, Pix."

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[paigelts05]

My Phone Guy is a culmination of over 8 years of "yes, and?"-ing myself, such is the case for a lot of things in my AU.

As a result, I could talk about him all day and still have stuff left over to say.

I can only warn you for what is about to happen next with the hallmark of you're in it for the long haul; a "keep reading" cutoff.

He's a journalist because of a whim I got from playing "Five Days at Freddy's Rage at Night!" by sheenufilms because the newspaper article in the game says "By Phone Guy" so I figured that "hu, Phone Guy as a journalist seems neat" and it all spiralled from there. (Decision from over 8 years ago)

My Phone Guy's design is supposed to invoke the idea of a rotary phone without him having a phone for a head because I've always disliked the whole "phone guys need to have a phone head" thing that fanon had a bag for back when I designed him, with his red hair and scarf framing his white face, and his hair vaguely (and only very vaguely) resembles a receiver. (I do like DSAF, but that came to be after I made my Phone Guy design. This shtick people had for Phone Guys needing to have phone heads was because of you-know-who's AU). (Decision from over 8 years ago)

Krasnyy's full name is "Phone Krasnyy Guy" (no shit he goes by his middle name all the time; his mother was a bit... crazy is an understatement). Krasnyy's dad is Shadow Freddy, and his name was Philip Guy. I was calling Shadow Freddy Philip Guy back in 2017. (Decision from 2017)

I also did something unheard of.

My Purple man and Phone Guy have a father & son dynamic. They aren't related, and Krasnyy is a few years too old to be Vincent's son (plus Krasnyy has confirmed parents), but Vincent has some paternal instincts left, even after what his own parents put him through.

Vincent Taylor regrets being forced to kill Krasnyy's dad, and Krasnyy didn't know who caused the "accident" that took his dad's life until way WAY later. Krasnyy started working at Freddy's the day after his dad's death/ the day after his 16th birthday. Yes, Philip died on Krasnyy's birthday. Vincent now felt responsible for this literal child that Faz Ent had just poached as an employee. (Decision for Philip's death was 2017, making Mr Taylor full of depression and a significant lack of any other emotions of his own was 2018, father-son dynamic is more recent of a revelation but has been there implicitly since UCN in 2018 where he lies and does anything he can to protect Krasnyy from William.)

I draw comparisons between Krasnyy and Charlie (novels) before comparing him to any of the other characters (I'm just finishing up a comic where the who are in the middle of the woods; Charlie is trying to find her way home and Krasnyy was told that there would be leads on what really happened after the CL4 incident). (This has only really been apparent since I started on "September Snow")

My AU has many Phone Guys; a lady named Phina Guy (who despite the same surname is not related to Krasnyy), a man named Paul Scott, a man who is an aspiring game dev with an interest in the occult who remains unnamed, and the one who actually worked at a the Utah locations who is only referred to as "Zero". (Decision from 2017)

My AU's main Phone Guy doesn't even work at the main location from canon; that's Zero. Krasnyy works at a location with the designation "C" (everyone thought it was C for the city name, turns out "C" meant Copycat because the manager of that location, one Daniel Discord, was simply instructed to copy whatever William did).

Faz Ent wants Krasnyy dead so badly that it's pathetic. Krasnyy knows way too much, and Faz Ent wants him dead because of not just that, but because he's one of a very few people who had the role of "Phone Guy" that survived "night 4". Also yes, Faz Ent tried to bump off all of their employees who'd had that job role as all of them had learned too much during their employment and needed to be taken out of the picture, but a lot of them survived, examples being Krasnyy, Paul, Phina, and the occultist. (Decision from fuck knows when, but I've only started elaborating on the other guys since 2020)

The Phone Guys consider Charlie Emily (novels) and Vanessa Shelly (movie) to be honorary Phone Guys on the virtue of "Faz Ent wants me dead so badly" for Charlie and "I gave the guards the run-down of Freddy's and guided them at least a bit" for Vanessa, and my AU combines the games with the novels and the movie (but not really fully with the other books. Frights follows the FrightsSlander theory, so I pick and choose what happened and what's a bag of shit, and tales follows the TalesVRWorld theory, so it's been banished to Faz Ents VR environment). (Decision, recent)

William ran this weird secret society thing before Faz Ent was founded, and all of the members of that society became a part of Faz Ent or Afton Robotics. Krasnyy's mother was a part of the secret society, and so were both of Vincent Taylor's parents (decision that was technically 2023, but Krasnny's mother and Vincent's parents raising their kids to be puppets for whatever William had planned long before Faz Ent was founded has been a decision since 2017 for Krasnyy and probably about 2018 for Vincent). Krasnyy eventually winds up trying to solve what this secret society was, because Krasnyy is a journalist and is willing to find out where it all really started, no matter what it takes.

Krasnyy himself is such a brave guy, but he considers himself a coward because he hates being up against scary things; he's brave because he goes and deals with it anyway even if he is sometimes crying the whole time. He's always putting himself in danger, and he's so emotionally unstable, always being three seconds away from bursting into tears. I had him able to just mimic other people voices years before Sister Location was released, and his "phone guy" voice isn't even his own, it's his dad's voice (he sounds slightly softer and more feminine than his dad) that he copied because his dad recorded the training tapes (that Phone Dude found in FNAF 3), but died before the last one was recorded; he copied his dad's voice to record the tape and keep them consistent, and he just kept on using that voice for phone calls. He's possessed by Shadow Freddy, and the animatronics at the location he works at see him (well, Shadow Freddy) as being like them: a ghost possessing a vessel, and Krassnyy hates the word "vessel" because of it, AND he doesn't understand how the animatronics seeing someone as "one of them" could be in any way beneficial to the individual, as all that term meant for him was pain (the Golden Freddy he worked around is possessed by Vincent Taylor's youngest son, Gerald Taylor; Gerald Taylor became absolutely unhinged and bloodthirsty - not for revenge but for fun - in death). The night 5 phone call is Krasnyy, but because he's basically speaking ghost at that time as he's in a critical condition AND is hiding in the walls and only called to try and get someone to help get him out of Freddy's unnoticed as if any of the Faz Ent execs find him he knows he'll be killed, only ghosts and robots can understand him.

I could keep going, but I won't, so here's Krasnyy's TH page if you want more: https://toyhou.se/12147421.krasnyy-guy

And here's Phina's: https://toyhou.se/12166055.phina-guy

And Paul's: https://toyhou.se/14839961.paul-scott

someone please talk to me about phone guy hhhhh

[flippedorbit]

this series is funny but i have to note it gets kind of fucked up so. tw for manipulation, child death ofc, medical talk (specifically medical malpractice), and suicidal ideation for like one sentence.

also this is going over multiple games with multiple endings to each, I've just kind of condensed the only ones that really matter or are lore-important in any way. (also the timeline is absolutely jank and, while easier to follow along, is just as convoluted as the fnaf timeline since it is like. a fnaf parody game.) ((also also this is. like. a huge wall of text. my bad.)

radical/aubergine/gnarly/bad ending timeline (yes it does really have that many names.)

>dr henry miller starts fredbears family diner with william afton

>scott(?) starts freddy fazbears pepperonerie (an obvious play on fredbears family diner) and it INFURIATES henry (and william because henrys angry)

>henry does fucked up experiments on william (lobotomizes him to some degree, takes out his organs, etc etc etc) in an effort to “cheat death” and become immortal

>henry manipulates william into killing children because it would "let them live out their happiest days forever" and william, due to growing up homeless and unhappy, whole-heartedly believes this because yk why would henry lie about that

>henry tells william about his dead son, david, and william imprints on this and renames himself to dave miller (he takes henrys last name after he passes but for now im just going to call him dave miller)

>dave works at ffp and kills children there while henry kills children at ffd

>henry is murdered and ffd is bought out by ffp, leading dave to work at ffp

>dave meets jack kennedy (the protag and the person you play as) at ffp

>dave negotiates with jack that since hes a "clean slate" he should help him murder five children, jack agrees and they Do That

>phoney (named steven as a person but the phone guys are a Whole 'Nother Thing that would take too long to explain) becomes suspicious and dave and jack frame him

>dave and jack scurry off to vegas

>rinse and repeat this cycle in dsaf2, but dave gets springlocked and shut away in the saferoom

>in dsaf 3 dave(trap) is found rotting away in a building by jack and goes on a monologue of how he "knew he wouldnt leave him alone" and jack takes him back to his new restaurant that jack now owns (uncle jacks family diner or whatever its called)

>davetrap and jack kill children, phoney (harry) flips and im pretty sure they kill him? i cant remember

>davetrap springlocks jack to give him "immortality" and they go to vegas

>davetrap goes on a brief rant about how he realized he was never happy because jack never knew who he "really was" and confesses to being william afton

>davetrap takes jack to his "fazbunker" (note this is just the same place as we see in fnaf sister location) and shows him a chest containing a red scarf and other memorabilia from murders he’s committed

>jack has a realization that this is his dead sister dee's scarf and comes to the correct conclusion that dave/william killed his younger sister and framed him back during the ffd days

>henrys ghost "controls" jacks mind kind of ?? and jack kills dave out of pure rage about his sister's death (and how it basically spiraled into ruining his entire life)

good end/saved end/”THE end”

>everything is the same as before but this time you decline everytime dave asks you to kill kids and instead work with dee/the puppet to save the children via the happiest day minigame

>jack finds davetrap rotting and declines taking him back to uncle jacks family diner and davetrap sobs and cries and yells about how he shouldve known he would do this to him and begins begging jack not to leave him alone, but of course jack does and jack heads home

>jack goes into "the flipside" and sees dave just kind of. chilling. jack is reasonably caught off guard and they have a neat little meet-cute where dave explains the flipside is where souls come to chill

>dave makes a portal (this is never explained btw.)

>jack and dave find dees ghost here and it revealed shes the puppet

>dee engages jack and dave in battle because she doesnt believe dave is "truly sorry" and thinks jack is making some sick joke at her expense

>if you succeed in escaping the battle, jack explains to dave that this is his sister and dave has A Moment where he explains how henry told him he was helping the kids by killing them

> dee decides hes just kind of. pathetic honestly. and decides she can live with this if it means she can save the dead ghosts

>jack fucks off back to the reality and does reality shenanigans like running his business

>he comes back and they go into a portal to the second floor

>on the third floor we meet steven whos been just kind of. there. the entire time. and he INSTANTLY assumes theyre there to kill him and makes them battle robots until they find him huddled in a corner

>he instantly starts rambling about how he cant be saved and how they should just leave him (its implied that by this he means hes going to?? die if they leave him?? as if he isnt already dead??) because he was a terrible person to jack, peter, and dave

>jack says thats in the past and he is still worth saving because they’re here to save EVERYONE and he joins their team

>dave makes another portal and they head down to the last level of the flipside

>jack fucks off to go do business stuff again

>jack comes back to the flipside and they scurry around until they find peter (jack and dee remark about how "this is peters house" (i forgot to mention the floors are all designed around memories and this one is based off peters house that jack lived in after he was killed))

>they find peter and he remarks about how hes just a trap and everyone is confused

>jack’s soul appears in the form of “blackjack”, who is taking the form of jack’s dead dog sparky. blackjack is enraged that jack even exists, believing himself to be “the real jack kennedy” 

>they fight henry and during it he takes down everyone by nitpicking their deepest insecurities, besides jack who then revives them all and they kill that bastard

>everyone leaves except for dave and jack and it’s revealed that since jack doesn’t have a soul inside him he cannot go with, so instead he gives blackjack off to dave so that he won’t be alone

>jack burns down his diner with him and every freddys animatronic inside and the plot of land is turned into a gravesite for william/dave, jack, dee, peter, and steven

and that is the entirety of dsaf's lore. these games are insane and I love them. :-) -ren

oh my

[lucarioisinthevoid]

Oh god, PLEASE DO. Henry leaned over, interested. "... I am so happy that whoever this person is, they seem to have no interest in me and my narrative purpose. If I would have been added to this, I would have probably been drained of most of my will to live." Bemused he shook his head. "... Marion should have a “hiding” form where he is but a little doll from the price corner. I am not sure why he would turn into the terrifying beast he is usually, but... huh. Perhaps he is some eldritch beast that roped Jeremy into helping him regaining his old form, gifting him powers in return." ... Henry? "Hm?" Do you watch magical girl anime? "What. NO." The man was appalled. "I simply am bored and have a vague knowledge of most tropes." Yeah, sure. We believe you. "... anyhow. I think it only makes sense that the Mike, Jeremy and Simon turn out to be the villains. It would be canonical accurate. Also, all things considering, one of them befriended an eldritch beast, one is INHABITED by an eldritch beast and one a loveless machine perfectly capable and willing to cover up crimes." ‘Canonically accurate’. Totally. But oh god, Matt and Ronaldo as guides? No sir, they stay away from this mess. They probably work with them and are their very ignorant co-workers. Except they know exactly what’s going on and refuse to care. Might go as far as to say “woooow, man these not-at-all masked heroes are the best, I sure wonder who they are.” Putting on glittery and fancy clothing is as effective as a mask in these types of anime. OH SPEAKING OFF, CONSIDER- They all still work together. All of the boys. And Ronaldo and Matt are the only ones knowing about it, but everyone else IS actually such an idiot that they don’t recognize each other as arch-enemies. That sounds pretty on-brand for these fools. Nemo is going to be a HACKERMAN. Because that is what he wishes to be at heart. Going to be the mysterious helper who sends them all emails at the same time, giving them all a big S H O O K. He’s the second’s arcs villain, as he threatens to unveil their secret identity, before switching sides when it turns out he just wants to part of the heroes. Deern is the sage librarian/professor, who helps them research ancient artifacts to UNCOVER THE PROPHECY! Meanwhile Old Sport and Dave are trying to merge the spirit world with the real one, to essentially eradicate death. Perhaps Dave even is trying to get Henry back like that. MAYBE. THE PLOT IS STILL IN DEVELOPMENT, RIGHT? Anon, you’re so welcome to hop back on and give out more ideas, I love this. Anyways, they realize vengeful spirits too, on accident, and maybe they take on the form of animals, staying with the Fnaf theme. Looking like monstrous humanoid creatures, depending on how aware they are. Hell, maybe Marion was a gatekeeper. Or maybe he is lying because he doesn’t want to go back. We will never know. OR WILL WE? WILL I WRITE A WAY TOO LONG FANFICTION FOR THIS TOO!?? HMMMMM? Anyways, Mike is color coded blue and uses fire powers, which makes him subject to endless ridicule from Old Sport. Phone Guy is in red and probably uses sound as his weapon. I think that fits him well! And Jeremy might use light! To make himself invisible, but also to distract/blind the enemy. Visual illusions! Old Sport uses electricity, in all his orange glory. Going to have a GREAT time! Dave though is probably a straight up necromancer, able to not only summon the spirits to help them fight and powering them up, but also partially transform in one (Guess which animal for he has. Guess.) However, that comes at the price of him temporarily losing his mind if he goes too far/takes in too much damage without stopping. Supremely powerful, but OS worries about him. The past part is probably though their interaction during battles. Dave is going to be rather upset while Mike throws around his fire spirals. “DUDE. YOU’RE DESTROYIN’ SOMEONE’S HOUSE. PROPERTY DAMAGE, BUDDY, GEEZ, WHAT DID THEY EVER DO TO YOU? THERE COULD BE CHILDREN IN THERE!” “OH SHUT UP, I HAVE ANGER ISSUES!” Dave dodges another beam of fire. “EVER TRIED THERAPY FOR THAT ONE!?” “THERAPY IS FOR PUSSIES!” “NO, IT GENUINELY IS HELPFUL!” Jeremy chimes in. “I know I don’t a-agree often with Dave, but he’s right, you know-?” “YOU’RE A TRAITOR JEREMY! A FUCKING TRAITOR!” Phone Guy goes out of battle stance to rub his dial. “LANGUAGE Mike. CHILDREN ARE WATCHING!” “FUCK THE CHILDREN!” Old Sport going to zap him. “JESUS CHRIST YOU’RE FUCKED UP, DUDE! LIKE GENUINELY, THAT’S AN EVIL THING TO SAY. I MEAN, I AGREE, WHO CARES ABOUT KIDS DYING, BUT STILL, THAT’S OUR STICK!” “W-why is everyone screaming?” Jeremy cries. “BECAUSE WE’RE AT LIKE 60 FEET OVER THE GROUND AND THE WIND IS LOUD AS SHIT. PLUS ATTACKS MAKE NOISE YOU KNOW?” “F-fair enough…” The Orange Guy pulls the focus back on the fight. “ANYWAYS, I GOTTA DESTROY A HOUSE NOW. BECAUSE OF YOU, MIKE. BECAUSE YOU DID IT FIRST AND I CAN’T LIVE WITH THE FACT THAT YOU’RE MORE EVIL THAN ME. A HOUSE WILL BE DESTROYED, A FAMILY WILL GO HOMELESS, ALL BECAUSE YOU CAN’T AIM OR TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.” “WHAT THE FUCK, DON’T DO THAT!” Ah yes. The first Magical Girl show rated M. Oh wait, I almost forgot Madoka Magica exi- Wait. WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT’S RATED 13+ DIDN’T EVERYONE SAY IT’S SUPER- You know what, forget it. THIS ANIME IS GOING TO BE RATED E FOR EVERYONE! EVERYONE DESERVES TO LEARN MORE SWEAR WORDS! >Okay, spoilers now for that Madoka Anime, because I read a bit up on it and have FEELINGS.

Speaking of it, a downright Madoka Magica style AU would be fun too! Dave and Old Sport as transformed witches, due to their personal issues, Mike, Phoney and Jeremy on their way there and Henry as a cute lil kitty-cat- “I swear to everything that is holy, that all that awaits you in your future is PAIN.” You WOULD take a cute little form to trick everyone. “… well, I suppose, but I despise the genre. I would not wish to participate in it.” Not even to prevent the heat death of the universe? “… fine, yes I would. But please, can you not be ORIGINAL? Cheap rip offs make for empty stories. Not to mention, you never even consumed the series, how are you supposed to pick up on the reasons for the appeal it had? You will butcher it.” … I butchered DSAF and had a pretty fun run with it. Also, it makes a lot of sense! Consider. Marion is your oldest victim. First trying to kill the main group, to prevent them to become like him. He fully has shed his human form in his onsetting insanity. Old Sport, Dave and the spirits also lose more and more features, growing colorful colors and gain more and more resistances to damage. And now let’s look at our boys. They too lost features, Mike turning grey, both Simon and Jeremy actually lacking a face. It would flow pretty nicely! Also, and seeing as I’m a pushover, I wouldn’t mind to make the effects of it reversible- “… and allow the universe to perish due to the heat death?” … fuck. Henry the immortal catboy makes lovely boys suffer and is justified in doing so. AGAIN. We will never escape this cycle, will we? “Never call me that again.” Yeah, honestly I feel a lot of shame for calling you justified. It won’t happen again. “I wish to be gone from this world.” Congratulation! You are already gone from any and all worlds! I’m glad you’re happy now! The poor Pink Guy smashed his head on the table, causing his lizard to climb on him instantly. At least that was something nobody could take from him.