godspeed, riverdale, you beautiful terrible garbage enlightened bastard, for making me want to watch the whole show despite having jumped ship 2.5 seasons in just for the sheer audacity of the spoilers i heard every week - all the way up until the end. truly the end of an era.
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Had a couple of guys come through wearing shirts that said "take me to the museum and fuck me in the bathroom."
Godspeed you beautiful bastards, godspeed.
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i survived 10 days with my transphobic grandparents and keeping up my cishet girl sona so i'm going to get a treat and jack off to your posts later tonight. thank you for the service chef 👌
godspeed you beautiful bastard 🫡
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CHOOSE YOUR FIGHTER (MGSV Style)
Comprised of some of my favourite staff names, faces, etc. *Under a cut so I don’t clog dashboards)
WE HAVE:
Creeping Whale: He’s wondering how whales can creep. They do move slow, but still.
Cannibal Slug: Deeply questioning his decision to be here.
Crawling Raptor: Yeah, yeah I do, what are YOU gonna do about it??
Stalking Wallaby: Passport Photo Mode
Vampire Mastiff: Extremely proud of his name.
Rancid Goat: :(
Death Gecko: HELL YEAH I AM I guess :/
Brutal Vulture: I just want my plants, am I that brutal??
Rancid Worm: Another :( Man
Lonely Phoenix: Passport Photo 2
Rumble Hog: He’s so proud of himself.
Death Bison: *Hissing, Snarling*
Striker Dragon: A little baffled how he got his name but not displeased.
Raging Moth: Moths do rage for sure. Don’t put him near any bright lights.
Cannibal Rooster: LOOK AT HIM, LOOK AT HIM.
Sadistic Octopus: Looks so friendly! Not at all sadistic.
Goblin Panther: GOBLIN PANTHER. What else is there to say? He likes plants too.
Rumble Crab: Please. PLEASE DO THE CRAB WALK
Charging Eel: Utterly resigned to his fate.
Spitting Cat: HISS HISS HISS
Killer Kitten: Adorable. Beautiful. Love that she’s also a zoologist.
Frantic Squirrel: Squirrels are very frantic but this man just seems very sad.
Green Tarantula: DAMN RIGHT MAN THEY *SHOULD* BE GREEN.
Armoured Rooster: You wish, you WISH you could be called Armoured Rooster.
Sky Centipede: Boss, how do centipedes even end up in the sky? Don’t worry about it.
Brutal Wasp: Man do I really deserve this? Why am I here? How did I even get here..
Bastard Bat: Dealing with it.
Bastard Bison: I feel you bat, I feel you.
Dire Worm: Crying Worms immediate competition. He looks so sad with his code name.
Vampire Whale: I HAVE a kick ass code name but I don’t know how I got here.
Creeping Buzzard: YOU WISH you were her. She’s so proud! See those stats? Deserved.
Brutal Moth: About as threatening as a brutal moth would be I suppose.
Devil Gecko: Has a service cross. Seems a bit confused by this. Might’ve been one of the parasite infected zombie soldiers I got (they all get service crosses if you bring them back).
Rat: RAT. His name is just RAT. Rat’s fine with this, he’s a diplomat.
Greedy Barracuda: Sounds like a band name. I love saying it.
Biting Tree Frog: Secret hidden lyric in Snake Eater.
Glacier Mongoose: Passport Photo 3
Mad Centipede: He’s called centipede. Like his buddy up there, he has one of the most detested insects code names. Sorry dude.
Vengeful Buffalo: Is a counselor. Godspeed bro.
Spunky Platypus: PLEASE run the Mother Base rave night. Please.
And of course, at the end of the day there is always:
HIDEO!
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Happy Yeet Bright Zimmerman Anniversary
This was the only thing every Moist Talker could agree on, ever!
And then they went ahead and won another ring on the Breath Mints, go figure.
Godspeed, you beautiful bastard.
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RIV blaseball. Vlogue was the first zine i ever participated in, Blaseball Cares was the first time i worked with people to make merch, my sketchbook for all of 2021 is filled with sketches blaseball practically got me through that year, even tho i didn’t talk a lot, the community was always lovely to me, the garages are my top listened to band for years now, firewalker with me fridays and all
godspeed you beautiful bastard. godspeed to a beautiful crazy game about killing gods and being gay and unionising and necromancy, many stripes, one tiger 🐅🔥
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Dan Mora is my best fucking friend. He taught me how to draw the ninja turtles. He’s drawing the massive verse reading card game. He’s drawing Superbat commissions. Is there any brand of comic nerd that doesn’t owe their life to him? There is not. Godspeed you beautiful bastard
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I open Tumblr for the first time today and the very very first thing j see is fucking space jockeys. God speed, you beautiful bastard, godspeed
But would u?
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i love you people new to vtm godspeed you beautiful bastards ask me any question anytime
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