#gods save me

[pinetreespants]

Day 15 Piece of Flesh

[quinloki]

[iwannascreameurekaa]

I'm back with my 4:44 am valgrace rambles (it's actually 4:44 am I'm so sorry)

okay so yk how Percabeth and solangelo have gone through Tartarus NOW HEAR ME OUT ON THIS... Valgrace go through that bc like Leo go to underworld and get Jason bc he dead etc etc YAY EVERYONE LIVES 🎉🎉🎉

I've seen the fanfic writers do it come on Rick get to work!!

[supernova3space]

One day, I will learn how to draw a human and I will redraw him. And I will learn how to colour. I will learn how to ART. ONE DAY JUST YOU WAIT

The bandages...the bandages....bandagessss......

But yeah, this is the final thing (FINALLY 😭)

crushes him under a boulder

[stars4krios]

Me after deleting half my camera roll, Subway Surfers, and a fuck you amount of random ass apps just so Genshin Impact & Honaki Star Rail can coexist on my phone:

[hughungrybear]

Candy color paradox is either 100% cringey or 100% funny. There's no in-between 😂😂😂

I have to frequently pause this show. Otherwise, I might literally die from laughing too hard. 😅

[theemperorsfeather]

Finished the freelance document! Uploaded to the hateful print-on-demand site! Uploaded various final versions to a shared folder and sent the links to the client!

I'm done I'm free I'm NOT ANSWERING THE PHONE WHEN SHE FUCKING CALLED ME AND LEFT A VOICEMAIL fuck.

. . . so I called her back and had to step her through 1 or 2 steps and then sit there saying "I don't know, I don't know, maybe you just have to click through ALL the remaining steps and publish it, I don't know I've never done that part of the process before" (everything past "uploading the files and verifying it looks fine" - no I don't know how to get to the point you can order a copy, perhaps you should call the guy who does the pricing stuff instead) until she was like "this isn't a good use of your time I guess I should just put in some pricing and see if that works" HELLO did I not just say that a few minutes ago AUGH

[herobrinna]

when a demon posses you and you make a trollsona:

this is the worst thing ever

anyways the reference had such a vibe that just needs to be shown as well:

im going to hell for this cringe

[quinloki]

No he was flying through the air with Izou tied up. I can't find a gif though. 😭

But hear me out. What if he can use his flames as some kind of bondage or his feathers. 👀

Ro.

Ro, you can’t do this to me.

I haven’t had enough coffee. I haven’t had enough time on this Earth. I’m not strong enough for this thot.

The flexibility we’ve seen from those wings. The control he has over that power. How terribly precise he is with it. How he could so easily immobilize you completely.

You don’t get to wiggle your fingers or even your toes.

Only the parts of you he wants, are free of the grip of his flames. You are exposed precisely as he wants, when he wants. The wing span is stretchy, but it’s way more than he needs for his pretty bird.

His tongu— I mean.

I just

Jesus h Christ and all his little carpenter friends.

I

[iwannascreameurekaa]

giggling and kicking my feet anytime I watch my fav movie

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[egophiliac]

still ruminating over Lost In the Book With Spooky Skeletons Part 1, so here's a selection of some of my favorite little bits! (...some more loosely paraphrased than others) (I just feel like Idia has no room to criticize in general, okay)

anyway, I'm sure we're just going to have a fun time celebrating Halloween and nothing bad is going to happen whatsoever! :)

[duskt1lldawn]

Do you ever just. Not have a plan for your fic.

I have one scene that I actually have planned. Maybe two. But I need to build up to those and it makes my brain hurt. Also things have been happening and it's stressing me out. A surprising amount of birthdays, for example. Including my own! I've almost finished the second chapter of my fic but jfc I simply cannot find time to work on it.

Oh and I almost got hospitalized but that's probably fine

[ohposhers]

SHES THEIR #1 FAN DUDE ARE YOU KIDDING ME !!! shadow's literal wingman fr fr fr

[dyn3m1ght]

the closet is GLASS

[crazywolf828]

To all my writers who have a tough time with smut terms and not knowing which ones to use, I have found the holy grail for us.

This reddit user, who I've recently found out is @kjscottwrites here on tumblr, took a poll of 3,500 people and went really in depth with asking their favorite terminology, along with actual pie charts on what the readers preferred to see in their smut.

Check out their post with the link to the Google doc here!