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thiswasinevitableid · 4 years ago

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Hii uhhh this is for mermay, but it's not one of the fills so please feel free to ignore this if it doesn't catch your interest!!

Idea;; within a mostly-canon setting, Duck is turned into a merperson (probably while they're trying to deal with one of the abominations, but that part's flexible) and has to deal with it while still trying to like,, function. He gets a magic disguise, but hijinks ensue.

Here you go! I attached this to "Summer rain" and another mermay prompt. It's SFW

The last time he went flying through the air and into the water while fighting an abomination, he almost died. So he’s none too pleased when he surfaces from being chucked in Lake Brahe.

“What the fuck Indrid?!”

“I’m so sorry” Mothman flaps above him, both sets of hands tapping together anxiously, “I promise this is for the best but I’ll admit the exact process might have been overkill.”

“You fuckin’ think??” Duck kicks towards shore, grabbing his hat as it tries to float away, “the others are still back there with that thing. And I fuckin hate bein’ chucked into things without warnin.”

“I don’t think there are people who do enjoy such things.” Indrid alights on the shore Duck is swimming towards.

“Well then don’t fuckin do them.”

“It is for your own good, Duck Newton.”

“Yeah, heard that one before.” He hits shallow water, wades to shore trying to shake his hat dry, “now c’mon, fly me back so we can-”

His legs crumple, sending him face first into the lake. Crawling is no good, his whole body contorting and shaking, his throat and lungs burning. He claws at the pebbles and sand, coming away with fistfuls, grabbing for something, anything, to pull him from the water, as if reaching shore will free him from the pain wracking his body.

The world is coming in photo negative now, flashes of color that don’t make sense, the crack of his bones filling his ears. He might he crying, the pain is too deep to tell what else he’s feeling or doing.

“Help” he rasps into the night air.

Human hands cup his face, guide his aching head down across bony legs, “It will not last much longer.”

“Am” he gasps, feels the Sylph turn their bodies for some unknown purpose, breathing easier after he does, “am I gonna die.”

“No. And before you ask, your powers would not have done much for you if you still had them.”

“Fuck” he whimpers.

“Agreed.” Indrid strokes his hair, “five more seconds. Four, three, two, one.”

Duck passes out before Indrid can say anything else. He’s roused by the footfalls of combat boots and wingtips down the beach.

“Duck, Indrid-OH HOLY SHIT!”

“He’s not-”

“No, Ned, he is very much alive. Had I not moved him when I did, he would have suffocated before you could get him to any water.”

“Thank god.” Ned must be by his head.

“Aubrey, can, can you, it hurts-”

“Ummmmm” His friend sounds like she’s trying to come up with a comforting explanation, “which part of your tail hurts?”

Duck sits bolt upright, then falls back into Indrid’s arms, staring at the deep green and silver tail where his legs should be.

“Well….fuck.”

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“How are you doing?” Indrid, red glasses glinting and pink and yellow sweater hanging off his tall frame, perches on a rock.

“Great. I’m a regular, breakable dipshit who turned into a fuckin merman without warnin, I had to have Barclay call work and tell ‘em I got a flu so they won’t fire me for disppearin, anything my friends bring me to eat gets soggy, and I ain’t seen my cat in three days.”

“So...not good then?”

Duck raises an eyebrow. Indrid smiles, not his usual confident, casual one. He looks unsure, which is in and of itself kind of unnerving.

“No, Indrid. Not good at all.”

“Ah. Apologies, I sometimes have trouble parsing certain tones.”

Duck swims closer, “Sorry.”

“It’s quite alright. You have every reason to be angry and upset. Even with me.”

“Pretty sure you didn’t curse me.”

“No. But had I moved faster, gotten to you all sooner, you would not have been in it’s path at all.”

It’s so matter of fact. The same way Indrid talks about anything troubling.

“Certainly my most newsworthy failure”

“Had you not arrived at the cottonwood, it would have been rather bad for me.”

“Oh, don’t worry about the eye. It hurt, but I have felt far worse.”

“And I have yet more bad news; while I can make a charm that will allow you to be in your human form for up to six hours at a time, the properties of that abomination mean eventually you’ll have to return to water.”

There’s a flicker in the smile, so swift Duck wonders if it’s only because his eyes are no longer human, slit pupiled instead of round, that he sees it at all. Or if it’s because this is the first time they haven’t been surrounded by heat, noise, or danger.

“Indrid, you know I don’t blame you, right?”

“Of course, Duck. I was merely being thorough in my apology.” Now it’s his normal, wide smile, but too tight across his teeth.

“He was before my time.” Vincent grins as he sets the DVDs on a well-dusted shelf, “though if Woodbridge is anything like he is now, I doubt they got along. The other ministers say he was...determined when he left. Like he could conquer any challenge earth presented during his quest."

Indrid’s glasses slip down his nose and he pushes them up before Duck gets even a glance at his eyes, “Now, where did I put that pin…” He pats his pockets, freezes when Duck manages to set a hand on his shin.

“Indrid, I mean it. Didn’t blame you then, don’t blame you now. Hell, from the sound of it you saved my ass, big time. So, uh, what I’m tryin to say is thanks. For lookin out for me.”

He squeezes in what he hopes is a friendly fashion. Indrid chirps, once, face losing all trace of eeriness. Then he schools it back to normal.

“You’re welcome. Punching aside, I’m quite fond of you. I’m going to use this for your charm, if that’s alright.” A souvenir pin from the Monongahela's tenth anniversary sits between slender fingers.

“Holy shit, I been lookin for that for ages. I, uh, I try to-”

“Collect them, yes. I saw that in a conversation between you and Juno. I was going to give this to you anyway, goodness knows it took awhile to find it in the trailer, but now it can serve a greater purpose.” With that, he pulls a folded piece of paper from his pocket. Duck’s image unfolds before them, Indrid smoothing it out and setting it on the rock as he begins working. Duck watches with interest, notices the process is much slower than it was when Indrid disguised Billy.

“Am I harder to get right than Ryan Gosling?”

“Yes. Well, not technically, no, but with Billy I just needed him to look human. I need you to look like, well, you. Such a fine specimen requires the utmost care.”

Duck’s about to toss back his usual line he gives to guys who compliment him, then realizes flirting with the Mothman might be weird, or that Indrid may not have meant it as anything more than some clinical, Sylph observation of humans. He tries to distract himself by swimming, but his tail still won’t do what he wants much of the time.

“You’ll have greater success on your back.” Indrid says without looking up.

He’s right, and Duck manages to swim without difficulty, tail shimmering in the sunset. The one time he glances at his friend, Indrid is staring at swaying and rippling in the water.

When the Sylph finally calls that he’s done, Duck speeds to the rock, let’s Indrid pin the charm to the collar of his undershirt that he keeps wearing because he’s still a human, dammit, just one with an inconvenient tail and he’s not gonna start skinny-dipping in a national forest. Again.

Duck flails when legs replace his tail, Indrid’s hand grabbing his a moment before he needs it to and helping him onto dry land.

“Satisfactory?”

“It’s fuckin perfect!”

“Wonderful!” Indrid claps his hands together, “what would you like to do? I may need to escort you for the first day, to be certain there’s no flaw in the charm.”

Duck studies the pink light tracing the angles of Indrid’s face, “Wanna meet my cat? She looks like a bobcat that lost a bar fight, but she’s sweet as can be.”

Indrid’s grin turns genuine for the first time all day, “I would like nothing better.”

The mothman becomes a staple of his life after that. With the charm, he’s able to help the Pine Guard track and slay the abomination, go to work, look after his house, and generally convince anyone not in the know that he’s totally fine. But he has to return to the lake every day, spends his mornings and nights there, even his lunch breaks when he knows he needs to give the charm a break then. It’s far enough away that he’s in no danger of being seen by civilians, but at least once Indrid had to fly him to it before they ran out of time (and Aubrey had to teleport them there, which made him nauseous).

Indrid keeps him company, sometimes with the others and sometimes on his own. He finds waterproof cards and games, listens to Duck talk about work and tells him about his travels. At first he worries Indrid is only doing it out of guilt, but as the weeks go by he comes to see that Indrid likes him. He laughs at his jokes, gives him as close to his full attention as he can, even scratches his scales with his mothed-out claws when they start driving Duck crazy with itchiness.

His friend always goes home to sleep, which is why, as Duck is drifting on his back, half snoozing and half star-gazing, the red eyes high in a tree come as a surprise. He’s on the other end of the lake, doesn’t seem to see Duck as he spreads his wings and flaps into the air. Then he nosedives, pulling up before he hits the water and then skimming across it in broad strokes. He shoots upward, spins, and then repeats the routine.

Duck’s seen him fly during fights and to escape the Cottonwood. Never like this, never so free and graceful. It’s such a joyful sight, makes Duck wish he had wings of his own so he could join him, dance across the stars and their reflections.

He swims towards Indrid, begins mirroring him on a whim, twisting, diving, and leaping as best he can in time with the cryptids flight. Pushes his tail to carry him faster, farther, all for the sake of keeping pace with the beautiful monster in the sky.

Surfacing after a particularly giant splash, a voice lilts down from the sky.

“Race you to the other side.”

Duck loses, but only just, cackles when Indrid buzzes him so closely he can feel the tickle of his feathers. When the mothman finally lands Duck swims to him, scooting up on land so he can watch Indrid fluff and clean his feathers.

“I come to this lake to practice flying without fear of being seen. I assumed you were asleep but, ah” his antenna twitch, “I’m glad you weren’t.”

Duck stretches, moans happily when Indrid gently glides his claws up his tail, “Me too.”

“Same time tomorrow night?” Soft hope flutters between them.

“Yeah.” He grins up at the cryptid, “bring your A-game, I’m gonna carb load tomorrow mornin so I can kick your butt.”

“I look forward to it.”

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It’s been a month and a half since he transformed, which puts them smack in summer thunderstorm season. Duck’s used to it, though he’s more than a little nervous about what will happen if lightning hits the lake. Luckily, tonight it’s just soft summer rain instead of electricity and drops the size of robin eggs.

Indrid isn’t faring as well. The rain droops his antenna, compresses his fluff until Duck can see he’s still a twig under all those feathers. He shivers, chirrs in discomfort and shakes off his wings, but stays put on his favorite rock.

“There a reason you ain’t just turnin human? Could put on a raincoat that way.”

“I” Indrid sneezes, “I want you to feel comfortable. It can be so unpleasant, feeling like the only non-human in a place.”

Duck swims to the rock, flicking his tail up and down as he float, “You’re always changin form to make me comfortable.”

“Yes. Because I want you to not be unnerved by me.”

“But what about what you want?”

A feathery shrug, “That doesn’t matter.”

“Drid-”

Red eyes glare at him, “I am well aware of how I look, Duck. What people think of me. Would you have spent even a fraction of the time you have with me if your transformation had not forced it?”

“Y-fu-uh-I mean not no?” He sinks into the water as resignation becomes visible on Indrid’s inhuman features.

“I’m glad for our friendship, Duck. And I don’t doubt that you’re fond of me now. But please don’t pretend I was your first choice for company.”

“I mean...you weren’t. But that’s because we barely knew each other, hell, you only got back to town three months ago.” Duck takes the hand nearest him, “if this happened to me now? You might be the first person I’d want lookin out for me.”

Indrid chirrs, dips his head down to rub his cheek against Duck’s hand. Suddenly he wants nothing as badly as he wants to get Indrid warm and dry so he can run his fingers through every inch of those feathers.

“May I turn human?’

“Of course. Means you can come swimmin with me.”

Indrid, now in a tank top and yoga pants, cocks his head, “Why?”

“It’ll be fun?”

“My kind are not the strongest of swimmers.”

“Good thing I got a tail and gills, then. Besides, you’ll stop feelin as sticky from the humidity if you’re in the water.”

Indrid pulls off his shirt and pants, revealing duck-patterned boxers, and cautiously wades into the lake.

“Ooohhhh, that is so much better” his sighs, too blissed-out to notice the sudden drop, and only just manages to grab his glasses before going under. Duck zips forward, hoisting him easily into an embrace as he splutters.

“Blechhh, I despise the taste of lake water.” He clings to Duck, skinny legs teasingly tense around his tail.

Duck rubs his tail up and down his inner legs soothingly, “you, uh, want somethin to get rid of the taste?”

“Please.” Indrid smirks, clearly expecting a goof. When Duck tips his glasses up his forehead, he goes stone still.

“Can I kiss you?”

“This was not in any of the timelines.”

“Just came to me now. And that ain’t an answer.”

Indrid nods, tips his face forward to bring their lips together. Duck sighs, floats lazily backwards as Indrid slips his tongue between his lips. When they part, there are more stars in his eyes than in the whole milky way.

“Do you want some good news?” Indrid nuzzles his neck with an adorable trill.

“Lay it on me.”

“The futures just shifted; Aubrey and Janelle will have a cure for your condition tomorrow.”

“Hell yeah.” Duck flips them upright, Indrid “eeping” and holding tighter, “can’t wait to stop worryin’ about whether I’m gonna start suffocatin on land. And, uh” he nips Indrid’s lower lip, forgetting about his sharpened teeth until the Sylph lets out a little moan, “if you ain’t busy tomorrow night, like to take you on a date.”

Indrid beams, “I’d like that so very much. Though I will admit, I’m going to miss how this looks on you.” He squeezes his thighs around Duck’s tail.

“You can always whip me up one if we wanna, uh, relive the fun parts of this experience.”

“True. And with that in mind, my sweet; how do you feel about wings?”

#indruck #indrid cold/Duck Newton #taz amnesty #mermay #mermay fills

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koda-krom · 3 years ago

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NOW SHE HAS A CONDITION? Wow white America. Yall mfs give white assholes the fuckin benefit of the doubt no matter what. I hate it. I hate yall. I hate this country that YALL MADE US BUILD and im sick of it man.

Im finna say it... I hope I get flagged, I hope I make yall uncomfortable SHIT I HOPE SOME OF YALL DELETE YALL ACCOUNT AFTER THIS

You people are monsters. You people are not human. NOTHING about yall is pure. White bitches using their tears as weapons and white men feel like they own the world. YOU HAVE STOLEN, RAPED, BEATIN, MURDERED, DICTATED, MISLED, ABUSED AND NEGLECTED CULTURE'S, TAKING ALL THEY HAD AND WILL TILL THIS DAY TELL US TO GET OVER IT.....

This woman is abusing this man and now it's cause she has a condition that makes her violent and "make up stories"......so a nice way of saying shes a pathological lieing psychopath?

Let me dig deep as to why this pisses me off to no end. White people get away with EVERY FUCKING THING from takin over the world to enslaving black people and makin them build this piece of shit country but ALSO

-USED BLACK CHILDREN AS ALLIGATOR BAIT

-DISSECTED BLACK PEOPLE WHILE THEY WHERE STILL ALIVE CAUSE YALL THOUGHT BLACK PEOPLE COULDNT FEEL PAIN

-DISSECTED BLACK WOMEN TO SEE WHY THEIR ASSES WAS BIGGER THAN YALLS CAUSE YALL SELF CONSCIOUS CAUSE YALL MANS WAS FUCKIN THE SLAVES MORE THEN HE WAS LOOKIN AT YALL

-ATE BLACK PEOPLE........AND YALL STILL DO TILL THIS DAY

-KEPT BLACK PEOPLE IN HUMAN ZOO'S

-FED BLACK PEOPLE TO YALL GERMAN SHEPARDS

-HAD BLACK WOMEN BREAST FEED YALL STANK ASS KIDS CAUSE THATS NOT SOMETHING YALL FELT WAS A WHITE WOMANS RESPONSIBILITY

......and I havent even mentioned the KKK. A white boi can walk his ass into a black owned church and kill damm near everyone in there and its looked at as a mental illness. A white woman can literally be caught in a dead lie....HUGE lie involving horrible abuse and yall give her the fuckin benefit of the doubt by saying she has a fuckin condition....White people truly dont believe they are as evil as the devil himself...if not the devil in disguise.

I wake up and thank god everyday for making me black. Cause nothing yall do, nothing yall did EVER broke us. And shit white people scared sf cause bruh when the tables turn....oh boy

#pro black #nonblacks dont touch #non blacks don't interact #jonny depp #abuse mention

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juju-on-that-yeet · 4 years ago

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What if Edward had a scar on his face from something... not from his sacrifice but from something else. I’m not sure what yet but he likes covering his face with his mask. He also wears a scarf to cover the scar on his neck. Also also, every time he shapeshifts into something, a key clue that it’s Edward is that the person he changes to always wears a turtleneck

Ohhhhhh :O That'd be cool!! I love how each god seems to have a "tell" when they disguise themself as a human. And Edward's is his turtleneck, Steve Jobs-lookin ass 😂 I'M KIDDING THO Edward in a turtleneck is 👀👌💯

Face scars are cool tho, idk what it could be either. This would be silly, but maybe it's some childhood scar that Edward never bothers to explain and no one ever asks about, so Author makes up like 20 different legends about how he could've gotten it and distributes them to humanity, and the argument over which legend is the most valid persists to this day XD But I like the idea of it being angsty too, and maybe Edward gets really irritated when people ask about it (and considering how angry he is anyway, humans quickly learn not to mention it XD)

#idk what exactly it could be tho #it's friday evening and my brain is empty XD #ask #kristin says stuff #markiplier

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returnn-of-the-mac · 6 years ago

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Want some angst? Probably not, but I'm giving it to you anyways! Imagine if Sosu was actually affected by the radiation in the wasteland. So, basically, I'm requesting companions (And whoever you want to add in there) reacting to Sosu getting radiation sickness. Not turning in to a ghoul or anything, just, fumking suffering.

Oooh man this one was fun! I’d forgotten how much I liked writing angst! I hope you like it! (Also: I’m on mobile right now, so pardon the large gaps and the lack of a “read me.” I’ll fix that once I get back home😊)

Fallout 4 Companions React Headcanon: Sole Critically Ill From Radiation Poisoning

Sole and their companion had been venturing out toward the Glowing Sea when the pair stumbled upon a building apparently known as the “Electrical Hobbyist’s Club.” The place looked small enough, so Sole insisted that their companion stand guard outside while they scavenged around the decrepit building.

Danse: Danse shifted around uncomfortably in his power armor. “I have a premonition that something terrible is going to happen in there,” the Paladin muttered to himself, “I shouldn’t have let them venture in there alone. I was negligent of my duty as their commanding officer. Maybe I should-“ before he could finish his sentence, he saw a sickly Sole slowly crawling down the building’s ramp. “Soldier!” He bellowed, running up to his partner. “What’s…what’s going on? You look so frail.” Sole struggled to raise their head to look at their concerned companion. Then everything went black. Danse, now fully alert, promptly scooped up Sole’s limp body in his arms and used a Vertibird signal. He knew he needed to get Sole to Knight-Captain Cade as soon as possible. As he held his sickly companion close and waited for the aircraft, he verbally released his pent-up self-disappointment “Goddammit! Why didn’t I follow my instincts? I knew this would happen. If I had just accompanied [him/her], this could have been prevented. I’ve failed [him/her] just like all of the others who have fallen under my command.”

Piper: Piper was casually smoking a cigarette when she saw Sole crawling down the ramp. “Well there you are! I was beginning to brainstorm some catchy headline for a missing person’s article!” When she saw that Sole was unresponsive, she sensed that something was wrong. She immediately stomped out the remainder of the cigarette and rushed to her companion’s aid. “Blue! Oh Blue! What happened in there? Are you okay? Look at me Blue. Look at me.” Sole fainted. Piper gasped in alarm and held her companion against her, shaking them gently. “ [Name]? [name]? Say something. Anything! Please!” She desperately gave Sole all kinds of food and medicine in an attempt to help them.

Strong: Strong was standing with his arms crossed and pouting. “Bah! Why human leave Strong behind. Human not care about Strong. Strong leaving back to tower.” Before Strong could walk away, he noticed Sole crawling down the ramp. “There you are! Strong angry! Strong leaving!” Strong stopped yelling when he noticed his partner facedown in the dirt. “Human?” Strong flipped Sole over and realized that his partner was in critical condition. Strong picked Sole up and threw them over his shoulder. “Don’t worry, human. Strong help. Strong bring you to medicine man.”

Ada: Ada was rummaging for junk when she detected movement nearby. She scanned the area and noticed Sole crawling down the ramp. “[Sir/Ma’am]? My systems have detected that your functionality levels are critically low— a mere 2%. I will now run a mandatory diagnostics scan.” Ada scanned Sole and analyzed the findings. “The troubleshoot has indicated a dangerously high level of Radiation in your body. Immediate medical assistance is required. I shall send out a distress signal for help.”

Hancock: Hancock was taking a hit of jet when he saw Sole crawling down the ramp. “Hey there, pal. You ain’t lookin too hot.” Sole tried to look at Hancock, but failed to raise their head more than a few inches. Hancock frowned. “What happened in there? Take in too many Rads? When I suggested you to go ghoul I didn’t actually mean it.” Sole passed out. Hancock sighed. “I am not high enough to deal with this shit right now.” After popping a few Mentats, Hancock directed his attention back to Sole. “Now. Let’s see if I can work some magic here with the year of medicine I was forced to study back in the Diamond City days.”

Gage: “Damn. What the hell are they doin in there? We ain’t got all day!” Gage muttered. “Hey boss! Hurry the hell up in there!” Gage then noticed Sole crawling down the ramp. “You okay? You ain’t lookin too hot.” Sole managed to drag themself to the bottom of the ramp before blacking out. “Wha— shit!” Gage jogged over to Sole, crouched down, and started shaking them. “Wake up, boss. This ain’t funny. I’m serious. I swear, I’ll kick your ass if you’re messin with me right now.” When Gage realized that his partner was in critical condition, he rummaged through his inventory to find anything that would help. His search was unsuccessful. “Ain’t got much of anythin useful on me now, but I’ll get the good shit. Hang in there for a little longer, boss.”

Longfellow: Longfellow was eying a radstag when he heard movement coming from behind him. He turned around to see Sole dragging themself down the ramp. “Hm, what’s wrong, [name]? Throw out your back? That happens with old age. One day you’re a strapping, young buck, the next your a feeble, old goose.” Sole passed out. “Christ almighty! You’ve seen better days, haven’t ya?” Longfellow gently picked up Sole’s limp body. “Time to get you to a medic. You’ll be okay.”

Codsworth: Codsworth was humming to himself when he saw Sole crawling down the ramp. “[Sir/Mum]!” He cried as he rushed over to his limp companion. “What on earth happened to you?” When Sole was unresponsive, Codsworth activated medicine mode. He immediately got to work tending to Sole. After a few moments, Sole regained consciousness and was able to recover.

X6-88: X6 was sitting on a rock when he noticed Sole crawling down the ramp. He walked over to his partner. “[Sir/Ma’am], you do not look well. I am cutting this mission to the Glowing Sea short; we can resume it at a later date. You need medical attention right away.” X6 picked up Sole and teleported then to the Institute.

Cait: Cait was polishing her shotgun with an old dishrag she found nearby when she saw Sole crawling down the ramp. “There ye are. I was beginin to think you were gonna spend the night in there. Now quit fumblin’ around and let’s get a move on.” Sole suddenly fainted. Cait rolled her eyes. “Oh come on, quit fuckin with me. It’s not funny.” When Sole didn’t move, Cait began to worry. She walked over to were Sole was lying and crouched down. “Seriously, drop the act. You’re scarin me.” Sole didn’t respond. Cait began violently shaking Sole. “Wake up, god dammit! Please!” She the picked up Sole and tossed them over her shoulder and began her quest to find the nearest doctor.

MacCready: An annoyed MacCready lazily kicked a tin can across the dirt while waiting for his companion. “Hey, you know, if you had maybe told me you were going to be taking your sweet time in there, I wouldn’t have agreed to be the sitting duck!” He called out in frustration. Just then, he saw Sole slowly crawling down the ramp. “Finally. Jeez next time you search a place for a century and a half, you should-“ MacCready paused, sensing that something was off about his partner. “You good, [Name]?” Sole fainted. “[Name]!” MacCready ran over to his limp companion and sat them upright, using his arms and body as support. “No…no no no no. This can’t be happening. Not again. Tell me this isn’t happening again.” MacCready fought back tears as he frantically searched his bag for something to help Sole. “Hang in there, please. I can’t lose you too. Please stay with me, [name].”

Curie: Curie was examining a patch of carrot flowers when she noticed Sole slowly crawling down the ramp. She instantly sensed that something was wrong and rushed to their aid before they could even fully make it down the ramp. “Oh non [Madam/Monseiur]! Please, relax, stop trying to move. You will surely faint if you continue to expend energy in this state.” She got two purified waters out of her bag: one for Sole to drink, and one to hold on Sole’s forehead to cool them down. She gently held Sole as she injected them with a concoction of carefully selected medicine. After a few minutes, Sole was able to recover.

Deacon: “Hmm…do I want to go for the dreamy surgeon, the hunky park ranger, or the kinky fireman look for my next disguise?” Deacon wondered aloud as he waited for his companion. Just as he was about to change his disguise, he noticed Sole weakly dragging themself down the front ramp. “Hey! What do you think my next disguise should be? Maybe Angsty Teenager?” Sole fainted. “Too much? Yeah I don’t really want to wear a spiked choker, to be completely honest. Not my cup of Nuka.” Sole didn’t respond, and Deacon nervously scratched his head. “Earth to [name]! Hello? Anyone home?If you can hear me, say ‘Deacon is the coolest guy in the Commonwealth!’” When Sole remained silent, Deacon realized the gravity of the situation. He crouched down next to Sole and say them up, using his body as support. “Hey, I’m going to contact the HQ and get you some help as soon as possible. Hang in there, pal.”

Nick: Nick was reading a book when he noticed that Sole had been taking a really long time. “Wonder what’s holding them up in there? Maybe I should check on them.” Just as he started making his way to the entrance, Sole pushed themself through the door and started crawling down the ramp. “Oh my God, are you okay?” Nick asked, rushing over to his weak companion. He sat them against the wall. “You’re burning up. Here,” he said, giving Sole a purified water and some crispy squirrel bits. “I’ll contact Ellie and see if she can send out a distress signal out. Don’t worry, pal. We’ll get you fixed up.”

Preston: Preston was pacing around anxiously, waiting for Sole to emerge from the dilapidated building. “The General is taking way too long in there. [He/She] might have gotten into trouble. I have to check-in.” Just as Preston was about to enter the building, Sole weakly pushed themself through the door. “General!” Preston shouted as he rushed over to his struggling companion. He knelt down beside them just as they blacked out. “Goddammit, I’ve done it again!” Preston harshly whispered, tears streaming down his cheeks. “General, I’m so sorry I let you down. But I’m not going to let you die. I’ll contact the nearest settlement and get you treated.”

Dogmeat: Dogmeat patiently waited for his best friend to come back outside. Suddenly, his ears perked. He sensed movement coming from the direction of the building and knew it was Sole. Something was off though. He whimpered and sprinted over to the building at full speed just as Sole weakly pushed through the door. Before Sole could hit the cold, metal ramp, Dogmeat jumped in front of his friend and caught them on his back. Dogmeat widely whimpered as he sensed how critical Sole’s condition was. He didn’t want to leave Sole alone, but he knew they needed help. He began to bark as loud as he could in the hopes of catching someone’s attention. When that failed, he decided to take to the road to try to find someone who could help.

#fallout 4 #fallout #fo4 #danse #paladin danse #deacon #hancock #maccready #cait #piper #ada #strong #curie #preston garvey #longfellow #gage #dogmeat #codsworth #headcanon #hc #x6 88

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leporellian · 5 years ago

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Opera production game: Don Giovanni

oh fuck oh god I have so many concepts for don g. I don’t even know WHERE to start. HOWEVER given my current status as The School’s Director For Play I Wrote That Is Most Definitely Adjacent To Don Giovanni, I can at least speak with like, the SMALLEST sliver of experience on this one

F I R S T O F A L L fuck productions that make the don some kind of hero or at the least make out the whole sexual assault thing to be ‘not his fault’ somehow. FUCK that noise. when I see a bitch that says donna anna wanted it I FUCKING FLOOR IT. you know who the true antihero in this opera is? leporello. I realize that like, being a Dumbass Leporello Stan is my wholeass brand, but hear me out. leporello and elvira are the actual main characters. they’re the whole spine of the story, because they’re closest to the don himself. also, finally, they’re both good people. like I know the Hot Thing rn is making lep a mean bastard but they’re WRONG i HATE that, but since I've already gone into extensive detail on why leporello is a Good Person At Heart here I think I can move on. anyway lep and el are the main characters keep this in mind.don giovanni isn’t really even a character. if anything he’s something of an object. dude is an entirely flat character, his only trait being Jerkass. he doesn’t feel real. he still acts like a commedia dell’arte character, everyone else feels like a real human being. it makes it jarring- leporello and elvira keep trying to get him to act decently for once, but it’s like they’re talking to a brick wall. he can’t act decently. it’s not a concept he can even think of. as a flat character he physically can’t.as for everyone else, I could analyze them in a long ass rambling way but i don’t think I have the space here. so to keep things short: I love donna anna and 100% believe her because the narrative of falsified rape is extremely irresponsible and dangerous especially in this age, zerlina and masetto are the only loving relationship in the opera and they learn how to communicate with each other better over the course of the story, and, finally, ottavio is an incel.

MEANWHILE. COSTUMES. everyone wears a different color. anna and her father both wear jade green. ottavio wears like, a dark cyan. zerlina and masetto are both different shades of a more yellowish green. elvira is purple. leporello is yellowish brown. however all of these costumes look realistic to the point they could be real clothing, besides the color coding. like here’s how lep would look for example.

(also, note the feathers look like rabbit ears. leporello’s name means “the little rabbit” and I WILL run with that symbolism.)

but meanwhile the don himself looks like this:

bright red tabasco sauce jar lookin motherfucker. his costume is purposely cartoonishly bright and oversimplified. it matches him. when lep and the don swap clothes, they actually wear entirely different costumes. when lep wears the don’s clothes, they become muted and real looking just like lep. but when the don wears lep’s clothes they suddenly become garish and cartoony like him.

THE SET meanwhile I have plans for that. the set is on a turntable like device but it’s disguised in such a way that the audience never sees it turn (the lights always dim) so it just looks like really fast set changes. having the turntable like this means that when one scene happens the set for the other can be already being set up so scene changes are way quicker, which will work for things like the graveyard scene that I imagine as having two sets (one just beyond the cemetery gates where lep and the don meet up, and the other right by the statue when the don walks over to investigate it). the act one party takes place on a set of raised platforms that both show the audience what every character is doing in the chaos but also rather eerily resembles a wedding cake. similarly leporello starts singing madamina from a podium like thing but eventually steps down from it after about 40 seconds into the song and sings the rest of the song looking more and more sad because madamina is a SAD song where leporello is SAD and NOBODY manages to stage it right except maybe the lyric opera when I was there. the act 2 dinner looks very pathetic in a way, with how the don is all to himself with only the ever present lep and elvira there. that’s the thing about flat characters, the second they’re alone, they might as well be nothing.

also. the statue. yknow the whole ‘man in plaster’ thing? fuck that. when the don and lep see the statue, the actual man part of the statue is barely carved yet, looking only vaguely humanoid. the only thing that’s carved recognizably enough is the horse it’s sitting on, and then the only thing that’s been finished is the horse’s head, which is pure nightmare fuel. this statue will actually look scary.

when the statue arrives to dinner, it’s a horrific eldritch abomination. it jerks unpredictably in sudden, quick movements. it still resembles a man on a horse, but the man is just a vague shadow, with no features that can be made out above the shoulders. the horse meanwhile? a skull is its head, and its body looks like something out of chernobyl- but it always seems to change a little every few moments, making it very indistinct. the whole being seems to talk from the horse’s skull instead of the man. it’s absolutely horrifying, and to me that makes it just lovely.

idk horse skulls just are way more terrifying than anything a human could be

the finale sextet is included because 1) the opera isn’t about the don it’s about the characters and stories around him and 2) it’s a bop Fuck You. we end with leporello and elvira alone on the stage. they’re about to go their separate ways, when they both turn to each other and, lopsidedly, walk away together with a sense of solidarity. sure, they no longer have the don, the man they both thought they loved. but they now have a sense of solidarity in each other, which was in the end what they both really needed. (their bond isn’t romantic- it’s a platonic bond forged from Similar Experiences because I see 2 characters develop a platonic and deep mutual understanding of each other from a similar traumatic event and I go APESHIT.

either that or swap out ottavio and elvira’s parts because ottavio doesn’t deserve anna but anna and elvira deserve each other GAY RIGHTS. or both at the same time that’d be possible too. I dunno I just don’t like that leporello doesn’t get a better situation and elvira ends up in a convent that just doesn’t seem Right

this isn’t all of my ideas this is just all the ones I can fit into this post I fucking love this opera so much and its characters deserve to be treated by directors MUCH better

#rambles #don giovanni #opera tag

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obannthepunished · 7 years ago

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Thiiiis weeks notes yall

unrelated matt finished with his usual speech but threw a “i love you very much” in there and i legit started crying bc that registers in my very broken brain as “yeah this is actually true” and that hasnt happened w/ anyone OTHER than matt in three years so yeah. fun

anyway, hope yall r ready for some heavy readin

unless i missed some, 826LA gets $800 this week from the nat 1′s so thats fun

rashnorkthings replied to your post: Thiiiis weeks notes yall unrelated matt finished...

they actually rolled 13 nat 1’s according to critrolestats

So I did miss some! I didn’t start deliberately counting for a while so eh, my bad

Yasha slept outside in the alley 8(

New woman at the barm human, 50s, black hair

"Fjord! Fjord, dont you DARE have fun without us!" - Molly, running away from skele vs person convo for fjord

trebuchet- throwing sandbags @ basket/line??? Either way 5 copper for three throws + Fjord pays for both himself and Molly

fjord gets...... two nat ones in a row. hits a mother in the face. rips a sandbag all over himself. Yasha and Jester pick him up and he gets ANOTHER nat 1 yasha and jester THROW FJORD.

Molly gets 19 on his first throw. ofc he takes it with a big ass bow. Jester takes one throw, rolls 6, straight up, STRAIGHT down, yasha + moll detangle her Yasha rolls 4 Molly gets a nice fuckin strawberry.

caleb nat 20s on a cup switchy game nott plays nat1 ofc.

Beau (+ Molly) lookin for some wild fuckin mead "dyou have mead that doesnt taste like piss?" "... i have mead that'll get ya fucked up. might still taste like piss." both beau and molly get the stupid strong mead

hammer bell game but with a rock. titans grasp? yasha + jester play YASHA RAGES. SHE. RAGEs. LOVE IT. 17, it tilts but doesnt turn over. roll2 24 !!!! and it TURNS FUCK YEAH

Caleb counts her money as she does from like 10 feet away i love him

jester tries and gets a fucking NAT 20 i love her, it rolls twice she only gets 7 gold tho cause yasha won the 44#

Jester cuts off a slice of caramel apple for a small child aw she buys them all caramel apples, except yasha who gets a candied apple instead bc theres only 6 caramel

"caleb! caleb! can you run detect magic on any of this?" -M caleb does that whilst molly plays distraction @ the tapestry booth *

symbol of the platinum dragon, very VERY gaudy, tapestry, run by a mid 30s half elf. that one is 10 gold. 7 feet top to bottom. oh yeah i forget mol has the platinum dragon necklace thats fun, thats a note to self

nott pulls the "caleb's my dad" "he just humansplained me" - nott oh Caleb's doing some archery "if you want to have a laugh, lets have me doing some physical sport" - Caleb

caleb ties his hair back awww bb, uses wire (later takes it out but still)

Nott gets a perfect bullseye on the far target AND the middle target, gets a bullseye on the middle + splits it and on the close target too

yasha (re rats): I thought... that was dinner...? Molly: were not eating the rats so nott gives her a rat candied/caramel rats.......... no

jester disguises herself and desecrates an alter but like, for the traveler so

beaus going arm wrasslin gainst a burly dude. and she loses ofc. yashas goin up against an even BIGGER dude. shes covering her face w her hair blass jester shouting about how beautiful her hair is he recognises her as xorhasian and she gets mad af and nat 20s him super hard but he catches it 8( nott distracts him with "kendall is getting to second base with your wife right now" Y: 21, twice, she's close to gettin him!!! 14 and theyre back to the middle. 14 and BACK TO THE MIDDLE!, 17 and shes on the push, 22 and theyre BACK to the middle fucks sake. 21 and shes succeeding again on the puuuush (i am so stressed), 19 YASHA WINS Jester wrasslin Nott to stop nott shooting gunther (sp) "BREAK HIS ARM OFF YASHA"

Yashas invited to join a merc group oof, but fjord chips in that shes spoken for bless

calebs busy trying to talk his way into the archive of the cobalt soul... cept he doesnt need to cause its open to the public with an escort. asks abt the hall of... erudition??? iridition? i shouldlook this up. that knowledge open only to stuuudents?? of the hall. and the headmaster "ormed?? hass???" thats what it sounds like idk

"i turn a corner and ffffffuhkin book it"

beau is so judgemental lmao Beau: cobalt's a good colour on you caleb: what? Beau: (shrugging) you look good in blue [break]

tournament time

"what is your name???" "Caleb and beauregard can you front me 16 gold" beau: beau: beau: here.>:I

Liam: Kitty. thats just the auto for him now frumpkin does fail the stealth check tho 8( hes not kicked just carried out and disappeared into the pocket dimension.

i wish i could hear good bc im decently sure liam made a mostly in character gag about caleb not taking his clothes off yet

FORMALLY DECLARED WAR ON XORHAS HOLY SHIT "return word to [the king] that Zadash prepares to join the front"

fjord tries to glean info so hard

caleb: it just occured to me, that starting tomorrow it will be more important than ever that we stick together jester: all of us? or just you and nott?

Beau reveals to Caleb that she is/was?? is?? part of the cobalt soul + can get him into the library, shows him the scripture on her belt as explanation*

clerics from the house of the platinum dragon out there as healers

menagerie coast just full of friendly folk confirmed [darrow's group is menagerie coast at visual identification]

half giant with spikes and terrifying jester: i hope we dont have to fight him beau: i want to be him "Germichael??? jermikael???" i like that one lmao

caleb puts his hood up.

big froggo creature to the asshole arm wrestle group. leader is swallowed and carves his way out

mighty nein is second. two doors, one creature, beast has large tentacle like arms, greyish brown mass 15 ft, giant mouth teeth, three tendrils, stinks real bad knew i shoulda brought kalvins monster manual to bed w me

Beau: 24 Molly 23 Creature Caleb: 18 Nott: 16 Jester, yasha, fjord: 6(66) beau uses her two WOODEN SWORDS (flavour to her unarmed strikes) two attacks, 13 is too low to hit

molly vm: YOUVE GOT NO ARMS (no effect) radiants his swords

gil continuesto fuck marisha.

NEW SPELLS!!!! caleb casts enlarge??? on yasha, doubles her size, cool shit

14 is its ac

hellish rebuke from jes: YOU STILL DONT HAVE ANY STUPID ARMS

yasha nat 20s does a total offff 41 dmg gets the hdywtdt, stabs through its whole entire head

jester medicines at beau for her poison, manages to cure it.

the line whatever, gunthers group goes down

jester gets on a wall. Giant fucking wolves???

Liam nat 1s 826la is gettin gud

Order: Beau (nat 20s) Jester Molly Yasha Nott Fjord Caleb

beau tries to treat the wolf as a dog bless

Molly's VM: BAD DOGGY (butt turkey lmao)and it hits!!!

oh shit fucking ice breath, 15 foot cone, hits yasha jester and caleb jes is cold resistant but we did already know that so

other one goes @ fjord + molly a LOT OF DAMAGE fjord saves molly doesnt. 26 points.

yasha nat 20's does a decent chunk of damage fjord hexes THAT one

caleb maximillians earthen grasps the one NOT hexed

jester runs across the wall and comes down on the back of the hexed wolf with her handaxe **

molly stabby, misses one, nat 1's "oh my god its a natural fucking one" which was fuuuurrry enpurrtaining

earthen grasp one breaks free, but that is its action sooo beau pulls by the tail and stops it fuckin movin on her attack of opportunity

yash NAT 20S AGAIN KICK ASS BITCH

fjord finally summons the wastehunter falchion, which nobody else woulda known about whoomph

beau: i wanna crack it in the nuts and then CRACK it over the back nat 1 on the back, 17 on the nuts :b ** "SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS" flurry of blows but it misses

molly gets the hdywtdt on the second, and cheshire smiles it to the extreme

jester casts prayer of healing on all but nott who is unharmed

mountain makers go out, owlbears fuckin destroy them

stubborn stock? stalk? displacer beasts, i dont need matt to tell me what these are, one of them goes down and darrow is trapped and mauled for a moment, one of the fighters goes down, and FINALLY they fuck up the other beast

caleb calls frumpkin back "just to have him with me" they fight for fucking ages honestly

hill giant!!! FUCK (liam takes a photo and good job son you got that now)

#Critical Role #Critical Role Notes

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airoasis · 6 years ago

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You simply gotta smile. – What are you watching at? – Sorry! I’m sorry! Provide me your bicycle! Supply me your bicycle! That is truely like one of the vital worst matters ever. – that’s no longer healthful, is it? – – , man! – this is so bad! God’s sake! I sure hope those boys are making do in that junk truck. I suppose they may be having the worst time, cos we’re sitting right here, air conditioned.Oh I forgot in regards to the air con! They will be sweatin’ their tits off. And they’re gonna be much more aggie. When they get there, it is gonna be a fireball of simply anger. What’s funny is that there’s a lot of room for them in here. Fam no, wait, wait… You’re gonna kill me, fam, huh? Come on, man. No, drive, pressure, power! Don’t park. Go! Oh my god, this guy on the bike continues following me. – what’s going on? – Yo fam, i would as an alternative be on a camel. It is a bit hot, you already know. Put that air conditioning on, cos we livin’ in luxurious, boys! The item is, you place Ethan and J.J. In a truck together. In literally a heated environment, rather literally. That is, yeah! There is no danger of them not arguing. We’re in Marrakesh, Marrakesh We’re in Marrakesh… Ha-ha! You are not able to simply try this. At least put the dangers on! Cannot be assed! – i am not… No… – We’re in Marrakesh… – stop! – We’re in Marrakesh! La, la, la, la, la… We’re in Marrakesh, Marrakesh, we’re in Marra… I am no longer wearing that factor at the same time you are singing that silly tune. That is the worst day of my existence. What’s probably the most action hero factor you have got ever completed? One time I jumped out of an aircraft without a parachute into the ocean. – That was lovely action hero. – that is some thing, i guess. Yeah. One more motion hero trait I possess is i am additionally equipped to staple my bollocks to just about anything.- and that is strong. – Yeah… Right through the historical ball bag. And what matters have your balls been stapled to over time? Probably just different elements of my body. – What? – Yeah. , man. I used to be surely simply thinking, this is form of annoying. You fully grasp we now have on no account met Steve-O before, and he is leading us right into a desolate tract. I kinda want I used to be J.J. Or Ethan now. Do you? Transfer! – The locals hate you. – move that vehicle! You simply up his day. Appear at my day, fam. Look at my day! That does not mean you ought to smash every body else’s. I am not gonna lie, I’ve got a fart so…- No, i beg, please. – Oh it already smells! Ha-ha! Fam, no, no. No, no! No, fam, are you severe? Oh i’m gonna be unwell. No, it can be long past. It’s gone. Fam, it is gone. Oh fam, it can be still there! It’s lingering! I hate you. I know, I want a poo. Ha-ha! I want a poo particularly desperately. Motion heroes pressure like maniacs, so perhaps perform a little erratic driving. Ah! Ok, all right, waaah! Oh hell! We close to took out a local! Wait, it’s coming the other way! Stop tryin’ to kill humans, Harry! You are an action hero, that does not imply you will have a license to kill, Harry! Oh my god. Harry close to ran any one over.Whoever’s riding almost ran anyone over. Bloody hell. See, you will have bought riding like an asshole flawlessly beneath manage, so i’m gonna go ahead and get out. What? I’m not that dangerous. And your assignment is, motion heroes love a just right vehicle chase, so head off the road to only be a reckless son of a bitch, and race the opposite boys in the range Rover. – am i able to no longer get out with you? – No. I failed to feel my driving was that bad. It was o.K.. It’s not that just right. Ha-ha! Alright, i am gonna examine on the opposite guys. – i’m going to see you at Camel Ridge. – See you, Steve. You, my riding’s satisfactory! Harry, honk if you’re attractive. – – – i’m an attractive driver. – That was once too rapid. So, Steve-O obtained out of our vehicle and he told us that he wishes us to do a kick-ass driving sequence. Ok, so what you thinking, a race? Something actual easy like we just go three kilometers, whoever will get to the tip of three kilometers first wins. I assume. I imply we’re profitable already, so… Three, two, one, go! Yeah, yeah, yeah, we’re successful! – Slower! – What do you imply…Aargh! You are breaking the wheel. – My horn does not work. – – Oh we’re back, we’re back. – i am now formally a Moroccan again. Wait, dangle on, i’m doing a left. – Over the hill. – No, no, no. What do you imply, no, no, no? It is excellent. It’s a brief reduce. Oh my god! Why are they going up there? Oh my god. Oh my god! – gradual down, gradual down! – No it is nice, it is best… Oh Jesus. We can most likely make it. If we head down. How are you very likely gonna go down there? Appear, they’re going. What? Good enough, you recognize what, i’m riding any further. I am driving. I am gonna take the typical route. Peace out, boys! Whoo! You trash action hero pieces of shit! Hold comin’, keep it comin’. – hold it comin’. – Are you certain? – keep it comin’. – dangle on… Boys, we are the best motion heroes, good achieved. I consider we’re just right now to move down. We’re good? Well, get in then. – Come on. – Let’s go. Power, pressure, you filthy boy! Go, go! We’re on the street, on the road… I simply farted. Ha-ha! – Oh fam! – Yeah, utterly smells. – wholly smells. – No! Oh my god! We are the winners, da, da, da, da, da… Surely, you understand how optimistic i am we have now gained? I suppose that, despite the fact that Vik was once driving correct now, we have won. You’re a madman, you are a madman. – No, let’s scan it. – What, pull up here? I do these variety of roads. That is my average habitat. Exhibit me what you received. Get in, get in. It can be still a bit of of a race. Get my seat put. Are you guys ready for somewhat of Moroccan roll? Vik, simply go. We’re still racing, Vik! We go right. I feel it can be a short reduce.My spidey senses are tingling. – Likin’ the % you are goin’. – where are they? You see ’em? No, I can’t see shit. Oh they may be there! Go, go, go! Vik, they’re there! – Eyes on the avenue ! O.K., now we’re in a real race. There is not any easy. There may be most effective rough! Oh my days! I’m absolutely shitting myself. – Go! – i am tryin’! I suppose we might have this. I do not want Steve-O shovin’ something up my ass! – Vik, there is a dip, gradual! – there may be a river.They’ve put a river in my street. Go, go, go! Them! You! Yes! Sure! Go watch it, they may be overtaking! – Why are you watching? – How have you made us lose? Sure! Oh my god. – I informed you I might do that. – Josh, i really like you! Come again, come again! Boys, come back right here, boys! – that is Vik’s fault. – all right, bitches? You lost! We took the brief reduce! Now you’re gonna get stuffed up your ass through Steve-O.Ha! Riding time’s up, Sidemen. Meet met at Camel Ridge in 1/2 an hour. If that you may make it in one piece. There is one thing we have not performed and it is title my goat. What’s a name for a goat? – I have no idea. Prick? – No, that is horrible. Seeing as we’re in Morocco, how about Abdullah? – i don’t care anymore. – it works! Is that a petrol station? It’s in the center of nowhere. Pull in, pull in, pull in. – Oh, right. – well… Seeing as you have got driven, i will do the courtesy of filling up. – thanks very a lot. – i’m stuck. Just chill out, chill out, loosen up. – door. – Come on. There we go. Ailing. Thank you. Right, you get snacks or some thing. – o.K.. – Abdullah, sit down tight.Do you communicate English? The article’s gonna fall aside. There are designated matters every motion hero desires to do. So it’s time for these boys to run in sluggish motion from an explosion. Can i have food… Free of charge? Well, my man’s given me free meals. – quite? – nontoxic, bro. We more commonly will have to pay for the petrol, though. Sweets? Me sweets. Alright, what’s fallacious with this dude? He does not.. Are you on medicines? My brothers, let’s see the way you manage this. Oh, yeah. Oh, my god. I must save Abdullah. No. No! J.J., it’s gonna blow! Oh my god, run! Oh, shit! Best, sluggish-mo run. Yeah, dudes. Ah, can this day get any worse? How we gonna get to Camel Ridge now? I acquired no clue. I blame Abdullah. – this is all Abdullah’s fault. – You can’t blame Abdullah now. Guys! Guys! I simply got a message from Steve-O. We gotta meet him at Camel Ridge, which is ten minutes down this avenue.Get your assholes spread, cheeks broad, and bring out the lube. Harry is the worst man or woman to lose to. He fairly is. Does putting stuff up your butt harm? No longer when you use sufficient lube… I do not suppose. That’s why I requested him. – Please stop, stop. – Please. Discontinue for us, stop for us. – yes. – discontinue for us. – will we… Can we’ve got a carry? – do we get in? – Take us to Camel Ridge? – we are able to go in? Hiya, this is Abdullah. – What’s up, guys? – i’m no longer used to this. – well, this is a factor. – Oh, goodness. I don’t know what’s worse, the goat or you. – is this it? – this is Camel Ridge. No signal of J.J. And Ethan, although. Oh, best of your mum to show up, Simon. You guys are like 100% getting stuff up your bum. – No, Vik is. – Yeah, we mentioned Vik’s gonna be the one.. We determined it’s his fault, so he’s gonna take three times it. That is now not cool. Hiya. Erm, why is he on the roof? Congratulations on the win, boys, however don’t worry about any punishment for the losers. Talking of losers. Good day, the boys! So there is handiest two losers today. Do not speak to me. Guys, it is time for me to get completely rad, and i wanna show that i am the perfect action hero.You see, what number of mild bulbs has The Rock broken together with his testicles? I’m about to jump off of this roof sideways and spread-eagled… …At expectantly the superb trajectory to match a row of 36 gentle bulbs with my balls. – Why 36? – Yeah! Considering the fact that. And with that, wish me and my balls a number of luck. Oh, no. Oh, no. – excellent good fortune! – He hasn’t got to do it, it’s exceptional. Harry made him jealous of The Rock. Harry, you’ve gotten completely scarred a man. One. Two.Three. Oh, my god! Oh, my god! – Oh, my balls. – Bro, you o.K.? You already know what? I do not want whatever to do with this. I am leavin’ boys, i am leavin’. Let’s jump. It wasn’t us, it used to be you! To the autos! Yo, dudes! I feel i’m just right. Gettin’ in. Seatbelts on! Bro this guy needs to get out of the way. Let’s go. That was once sweet, proper? Dudes? Oh, my goodness! You guys obtained fortunate with these, did not you? Wow! Man, how am I presupposed to get house? Sidemen, a real motion hero certainly not leaves a person in the field. Back to the shadows you go. Sidemen, I venture you to become a member of me within the mountains in a sequence of events towards me and my elite group of alpine gurus.Oh no, it can be us in opposition to them? This is utterly unfair. Yeah! Oh, Jesus! Oh! That was once a nasty notion! Aargh! I’m literally shitting bricks! Aargh! I am snowboarding! Who crashed? .

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