#godly food

[russenoire]

as a baby chef, i learned to vary cheeses and spread a little honey or fig jam inside grilled cheese sandwiches before grilling. whoever originally came up with this divine nonsense should be canonized.

kill the shift manager in your brain

[pianokantzart]

Dinner is done. Nephew is put to bed.

Time to edit some fanfic.

[chuuyascumsock]

hi! how are you today my glorious pookie ? make sure to drink water and take care of yourself snookums you're incredible !!

hear me out... chuuya's old haircut kinda looks familiar...

SOMEONE SHOWED ME THIS AND I ACTUALLY DIED INSIDE 'they have the same smile'

NO

To my dearest sprinkle tits,

WHAT THE FUCK 😭

Sincerely,

Dambi <3

[clowndensation]

(picrew) this is aja, he's mentally well and also normal. and there's nothing wrong with him.

[artemia48933]

What was pako cooking when he thought of making a catboy arjuna

[apollo-just-ice]

Going to stop overthinking placements and just post this

Hi! Meet Heiðrena, in a more official way now :)

I have a few fics about them if you are interested/ want to get to know them even more,,,

[obsidian-art04]

UHHH have a one piece oc for your enjoyment?

Old her art-

[deaths]

this chorizo and egg sandwich i got from the gas station is actually really fucking good. but honestly you could put chorizo on cat food and i would probably eat it.

[theoppositeofprofound]

My take on the Ainur and food is that is so overstimulating for them. Not just eating (though that’s a lot! So many flavors and textures! On the inside part of the fana too. So many chemical components and you have to modulate individual chemoreceptors for a lot of them?) but the digesting part. Incarnates don’t have to worry about food after the esophagus, that’s pretty much automatic for them, but the Ainur, who are very much a Conscious Construction, have to supervise the whole process. And it’s just A Lot. What are they supposed to do with all this by-product? They can do it the incarnate way or they can try to engineer a shortcut and both involve attention. Why does it take so long to break down? Why is there acid involved, what if they don’t want to be full of acid? So many cells and processes. A lot of it is modulated by bacteria? Tiny creatures inside a creature! It’s a multi day expedition!

They’ll do it for feasts and special events but it’s a big deal. They need a lot of emotional preparation and processing time. Some of them are better at it than others (the Valar, in general, have more bandwidth, and Oromë is very good with consumption) but it’s still their idea of a once in a while good time.

Coincidentally, I think physical with-bodies sex tends to work very similarly for them? It’s fun, it’s exciting, and they need a nap afterwards. This is not something that they were set up to do! It stretches their physical manifestation! Why are their bits of your fana in my fana? How do you get the tactile sensitivity to stop? Better to just crash for a couple of days afterwards.

[parasitic-saint]

chilaquiles through my tear filled eyes

[im2tired4usernames]

I want their fuckin freedom they have no chores no responsibility they can go out with their friends when ever they want for however long they want they can sleep in there bed all day they eat drink drive vehicles use the phone have a home with no bills no expenses they can spend their money on stupid things that bring them joy with no worry of the gas they burned in someone else's vehicle or if there's dinner at home they have no worries about laundry no worries about dishes no worries about the messes they make because they know I'll clean it up always I want to be viewed by my family and by my friends as someone who is an actual person with limits and boundaries and who has goals and dreams they'd like to accomplish in the day besides laundry for 16 people and not a tireless cleaning machine. I want to be able to rest and have hobbies I want to be able to do things with my partner and my friends again I want to be able to fuckin daydream and make up stories again for Christ sake I want to feel like a person and not a corpse forced into playing "tradwife" I want the freedom they all have while I'm in the background doin they're dishes.

[lickvan-dyke]

shhhhh it’s pomegranate season, go fill a big bowl with water, round the pomegranate with a knife - not cutting deep but scoring, just until you break through the skin - in wedges like an orange. Submerge it in the water and break it apart with your hands, and gently ease the seeds out from there - they will sink, the white flesh will float and you can scoop it out easily. Eat them by the fistful and immerse yourself in the decadence found only in the most miserable part of the year. I love you

[calliphone]

there’s some food combinations that all i can think of to describe it is “godly” but people find it really weird when i call it that

[clovercrafted]

What's on your version of The Best Sandwich? Or soup if you don't like sandwiches.

Okay first off you need a thick, soft bread of any kind, I typically go white or seeded if I’m feeling adventurous. Grilled halloumi. Smoked ham, slightly pan fried OR bacon. Sriracha sauce. And if you feel like it add any more cheese of your choice, I like some mozzarella to make it ooey googy.Then you toast that bad boy.

Serve that bitch so hot you burn 90% of your mouth.

For soups I’m a big fan of a simple miso. But one of the best soupy ramens I’ve ever eaten was one with miso glazed cod, steamed scallops and mini octopus in a spicy broth with menma, green onion kimchi and peas. Delightful.

[buckys-estrella]

putting this in my ‘most relatable things anyone has ever said’ folder because yes! exactly bestie! the man is torturous 😩

aww I’m honored!! but tbh I didn’t think anyone reads what I put in the tags but it’s great to know that me speaking my truth is relatable!!🫡

[to-see-me-shineeee]

>< so pretty

i've got new hyperfixation hellp